Mecha Assault Review: $6 Hide-and-Seek Chaos

[00:00] Mecha Assault. There are no Gundam wings. There is no lock-on missiles. There is no armor-piercing rounds. To be frank, hey, it's me, Frank. There ain't even no chameleons in this game. You play as a little Roblox baby. There is

[00:15] no machinery in this game whatsoever, except for drying machines, I guess. But >> This is a $6 game only with the soundtrack of a $0 game.

[00:31] >> Sounds like I'm playing RuneScape. default, but if you switch it to sub-zero, it's >> Does it just start playing that sub-zero song?

[00:46] you doing? >> That's incredible. >> Basically, it's like Mario Paint meets Prop Hunt. You're hiding a Roblox baby >> Um >> What? WHY DID YOU HOW DID you

[01:01] >> Sean, are you a toilet plunger? >> No. really work that good, I always was found out somehow due to no fault of my

[01:14] own. >> [laughter] >> Maybe it's because I know too much about how chameleons actually operate within but it's it's more of a farce than a, you know, than a skill.

[01:29] It's been pretty stupid until Sean said this. When he said this, I said, "Huh, probably already see where he is. But if you haven't, can you see where Sean is the whole time. Nobody ever found him. >> What?

[01:46] >> No, there's no way. There's no way. >> Is one of you this big fish? >> When Sean said clothesline, I said, "Hmm." Then I thought deeply about life and I asked, "How can I climb ranks in

[02:01] Mecca chameleon?" The ladder, of course. This was the first spot that I picked pretty good. When you get a funny spot and your friends just keep walking past

[02:15] you for like an hour, that's when this game starts getting good. For $6 you get five maps, hide and seek mansion, hide and seek mansion penguin version, Yoshi's Oasis, and CS office. >> Look at Noah's bad spot and that worked

[02:29] >> You're the worst Goomba I've ever seen. What the >> The problem with this game is that my friends are deviants who ruin chameleon mix with their game-breakingly stupid hiding spots.

[02:44] prone? If you do that, I hide as chips. If you hide as a otter, I hide as Undertale under the stairs. If you hide as a poster, then I hide as a little

[02:57] Roblox guy on the toilet going poopy right next to you. you turn into a carrot, you think I'm going to be the steak. I'm not the

[03:09] steak, I'm the frying pan. When you're the cabbage, I'm the flamingo. When you're the otter, I'm the paint store. When you're the fire extinguisher, I quit. I'm playing chameleon twist instead now.

[03:24] Since this game is $6, my name is I GN and I give this game a six out of 10.

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