minha participação no fritada do pablo marçal (trecho removido)

[00:05] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] frying pan. Hey Pablo, everything

[00:18] alright? Uh, I thought about some things I wanted to tell you, and now I'm going to say them. Okay, since wanted to tell you, and now I'm going to say them. Okay, since the guys are here, right? the guys are here, right?

[00:35] I forgot now, damn it! Oh, damn it! So, let's leave it at that. Okay, sorry, I'll let someone else

[00:56] termites, right? Because it Because it 's not wood and stuff, right? Pinocchio, 's not wood and stuff, right? Pinocchio, like, he lies a lot, right, Pablo? So

[01:08] I made this connection, right? Termites, wood, Pinocchio, born by normal delivery, by cesarean section, or through the

[01:24] anus? Because it happens, it's very rare, but there are cases where the person is born through the anus, right? It cases where the person is born through the anus, right? It 's anal delivery, you can research it, it's true, it's rare, but it happens. So, I don't know, I just wanted to know,

[01:39] just wanted to know, like, hey Pablo, seeing you up close, like, hey Pablo, seeing you up close,

[01:52] you're very cute, right? Hey, his little face, he's embarrassed, isn't he? Hey, he's cute. Hey Pablo, if you've already given the... Little butt gave a little

[02:14] giggle, gave little butt, gave little butt, oh, okay, little one, he wants to smile, and he keeps investing in going to heaven. He said, "I'm going to launch a rocket, do you want to bet I'm going to launch a rocket?" No way, I'd rather bet on

[02:27] Blaze's rocket. That was a good one. Ah, the joke was good, Pablo

[02:49] going to come here and hit me? I said a lot of things to him, is he things to him, is he angry? Oh, he's coming, people! Oh, where am I angry? Oh, he's coming, people! Oh, where am I going? I think he's going to come and hit me. I

[03:02] 'm afraid of him, I was just kidding. Pablo, he's just kidding with you. Hit your mouth. Oh, it's making noise. It's making a strange noise. Oh, I'm scared, I don't know what it

[03:14] means. Hey P, you're not going to eat my meat, are you? I wanted to fry your brain now. Oh my God, he's going to, he's going to. Not the brain, Pablo, that I used to think of something else. So, hey Pap, you're

[03:26] armed with a gun here too. I'm going to kill you. You think I'm going to leave the house without a gun, brother? What gun? "What is it? I'm armed with a Glock, a Glock, man, you've got a Glock? You think I'm going to leave the house without a gun, partner? I'll shoot you

[03:38] in the face 10 times too, right here on stage. I'm going to kill you, Marcelo. Hey Pablo, let me ask you a question. Man, do you prefer to do drugs, drink, or give ass? Man, I don't drink and I don't do drugs. Can you believe it? Oh, okay, good to know, good to

[03:58] To release, he'll release for us, will he be coming here? I thought, this fishing thing is too weak, so I started writing, if we were chemical elements of the Periodic Table, the little guy there, he would be the Gas, and Leo would be the

[04:13] branch. I'm a dry thing, everyone has their element, I'm a dry thing, you understand? A dry thing, a dry thing, right? [Music] like it's water, it reached 100, 100 degrees, it already

[04:28] wants to evaporate, reaching 100 degrees, it already wants to ejaculate, like, because I'm a thing, you understand? Like, reaching 100 degrees, it

[04:40] understand? Like, reaching 100 degrees, it already wants to, I tried to fit it in." It's a joke, but it did n't work. I don't say anything either. joke I try to make, nobody

[04:55] likes it. It's easier not to invite me. Next time I won't come either. Let's go, you're going to participate too. I can leave. Listen, you don't need to like me. I don't like you, Pablo. You need to like yourself. I don't

[05:07] so that's it. I hate everyone, that's the truth. I hate everyone who's here. Hey, what a rage, man. I don't like anyone who's here, man. Nobody's any good. Go away. I don't know, man, I get so angry, man.

[05:24] angry, man. People... Wow, man, damn, what were you going to say? I'm bad, I said the fan club, go to hell! Oh, my fan club is going to crush you, Pablo! Accept it, damn it, stop talking

[05:37] nonsense. You want me to do a little motorcycle? You'll see how we're going to tweet, can we do, Pablo Marcel? He doesn't need GPS, he follows his own path, he determines when things happen, like when everyone here has to leave.

[05:50] PR home oh no man I can't take it anymore let me go home man I can't stand being Pablo writes more books than most of you read in your whole lives THAT you didn't read I don't know how to read bread But I try Hey P let me ask you a question

[06:04] How many times have you defecated this way a lot of poop has come out of you this month next week another one will come out it's already past 50 wow man 50 going to fry is it's not to fry Who said it's to fry feces You're

[06:19] crazy P you're a poop eater man oh talk I found out You have a WhatsApp account you write Fanfic man talk about yourself now why did Pablo decided to write see because he spent 20 years watching pornography and

[06:32] 20 years watching pornography and masturbating Hmm and one day he stopped analyzed he could have written 100 books huh and I'm going to pass I'm going to write these 100 books Wow man without Fanfiction writer, you're a very productive fanfiction writer, man. I

[06:44] probably masturbated to one of your fanfics. I wanted to ask you, you wanker, to write your book, you son of a [ __ ]. No, I'm not going to have that much lust that you have. I masturbate and you write, man. To each their

[06:56] event, you're going to leave wanting to do something, but I'm sure man. I can't stand looking at this guy's face anymore. I want to leave bad here, man. What food did Tom serve? But coming here is exclusion, man. What a [ __ ] [ __ ], right?

[07:09] It's true, his face is infuriating. He makes a little pout, doesn't he? He makes a face that makes you want to go up. You want to ask questions? Hey, I heard naked, brother. What's that all about? Let's sort it out. I said something stupid, I said something stupid. You really did say something stupid, you really did say something stupid.

[07:23] Let's sort it out. I said something stupid, I said something stupid. You really did say something stupid, you really did say something stupid. I'll explain the algorithm to you. You're seeing me all the time because you're a fan of what I'm doing. Speaking of whether you're a fan, what's going to happen, Pablo Marcal? I

[07:38] you to leave, okay? Let it just be me on this whole stage and you're the king. And you 'll be kicked out of this place if you don't stop being king. I am king, I really am king. You don't your videos. I did it every day, I kept giving dislikes to see if the

[07:53] algorithm would crash. It doesn't crash. Hey P, you want to see something I crash. Hey P, you want to see something I know how to do?

[08:05] I wanted to ask you, you wanker, go write your book, you wanker, go write your book, you son of a

[08:17] read, I'm embarrassed now. Sometimes you paid a lot to be here, but it could be the best stand-up event of your life. I didn't pay anything, not even here. You can really stand up, stand up already. I'm standing, actually,

[08:38] something? Every artist I know smokes and snorts coke. I snort coke, I've smoked too. What do you want then? I just wanted to know what the high is like, so start with "How's the high?" You're not going to answer. You owe us. Now

[08:54] I ask you, what is your question? My question is, what's the deal with this drug? Man, we pay dearly for every single person who doesn't want to talk. A thousand for lunch, you ate and you're asking, huh Pablo? My little tummy

[09:06] here, look, it's almost spherical, I ate so much, why the hell, why was I going to the bathroom to eat again? Look, you want your money back? I don't even pay, so secretly, will that work? I'll want it, it was 50,000, that's what

[09:19] I paid for my nephew too, come on. How much was it, kids? You came to shirt thing on me, you think I don't know you? The sect's t-shirts, man, they're selling PR, damn it, for m sty, I'm stupid. I think

[09:31] I think maybe 20,000, 20,000. That's expensive, huh Pablo? I also entered secretly, I didn't pay anything. I snuck in, I left the door open. I left the door open Pablo, I filled my stomach three times, four times I repeated, it

[09:43] delicious creamy chicken that the guys made, fresh rice, I put everything made, fresh rice, I put everything PR inside, you're a fool. Look, I ate, I filled my belly, still complaining, you idiot, I'm eating the

[10:03] serve us in a styrofoam cooler full of congratulations, this [ __ ]. It's still peeling, man, it this [ __ ]. It's still peeling, man, it You paid PR to go to lunch and you wanted the nanny to be by your side? If I pay

[10:18] Pablo. The least I expect is a well-served wank. I'll tell you, do what you want, this isn't your place. Oh, I'm going to... what's the point of filling your belly and being humiliated? Less there, nobody will insult me, there's no one

[10:32] there. You're at a lecture that's mine, you're in the building that's mine, you're listening to the possibility of doing... I'm going to plant a bomb on every floor of this building so it will be demolished, it won't even be yours anymore, it won't even exist. Tell

[10:46] your Stories to the outraged ones to follow you, tell them, Felca Zero. Look for it on Instagram, I'm not going to say, you're an opportunist, you just showed it, you understand? Stay with the people, look at the common sense, take a look at the environment. Wow,

[10:59] how rude, you're applauding everything, you are... You're also rude, you want to everything, you are... You're also rude, you want to belittle me, I'd do the same thing, you want to be redeemed for what you did, or I'll follow the discipline. I want

[11:12] or I'll follow the discipline. I want you to [ __ ] off, just answer that, one investing money, not his, but he's highly obstinate, he wants me, the fool, it's

[11:28] written in Proverbs, rebuke a fool and he will become worse, rebuke a wise man and he will obey, oh go [ __ ] yourself Pablo Marçal. Hey Pablo

[11:40] Marçal, I have a question. Since you don't have one, ask what it is, how? Wow, how are you? How are you going to do it if I go up there and beat you up in the face, start punching you in the face, if I go up there and beat you so much in the face

[11:53] that you'll [ __ ], you'll [ __ ] Pablo, a natural reaction, when we [ __ ], how are you going to do it Pablo, you'll [ __ ] if I go up you'll [ __ ] if I go up there, what, I eat, I eat your little butt and

[12:08] you like it, you ask me for spooning but I put it in from behind, it's in your little hole that I put my I'll put my dick in slowly until the [ __ ] comes out.

[12:23] one question, what's the question? How do I poop? I couldn't find the bathroom, I asked the sound guys but they don't know where it is, but I could chair, I really need to. Pablo, help me out, I got a bag, I'll solve it, you

[12:39] can continue. B, medicine, food and fun, you don't know the Bible, you're not fun, you don't know the Bible, you're not going by the par, I'm an

[12:54] animal, I'm human, but now I've solved it, you can continue. Hey Marçal, I have a question, are you going to get the light from here, it's raining? [Applause]

[13:06] [Applause] [Laughter]

[13:18] fool, sorry, sorry, I regret it, the fool I regret it, the fool always mocks any kind of excellent person. He will always leave you weak. There's a lot of stuff you should

[13:41] a channel where I post cool videos on YouTube, if you don't mind, my time is up, just say your name, my name isn't... I know, I'm nervous. My name is Felipe and I have a YouTube channel where I post my videos. Where

[13:56] would you like to watch them? And I'm in Vegas, among other things. I edit. It's because you didn't understand. I know, you do n't know. You have Emotional Intelligence to follow the script. What is emotional intelligence? How? How? I

[14:11] don't understand. I think I want to go home. Let me tell you something. You won't say it anymore. It's emotional intelligence. PR, you 'll deal with it. It's a top thing. Even PR, you watch it. It's

[14:24] PR, you watch it. It's recorded. Intervene. sexist monster. No, no, I'm not. It's that I need to leave. This will be good for you. It's need to leave. This will be good for you. It's like a remedy for the

[14:42] ago, he made me cry in his lecture saying it would be a remedy for the soul. where I teach other people to take courses, teaching other people to earn money in an infinite loop where the only one who wins is me. Thank you, Pablo Marçal, and

[14:58] you, take my course now. It's only R$ 130,000.