LA MISS ALISON - LA ROSA DE GUADALUPE

[00:02] reaching 10 million subscribers. When did this happen? I don't know. All I know is that we have to celebrate, and we have to celebrate with an episode of La Rosa de Guadalupe.

[00:15] Guadalupe. I said Rosa de Guadalupe and Oh, we've already increased production, as you may have noticed.

[00:35] I felt the magic of the rose. It even messed up my hair . Let's begin. comes the [Laughter] confused one. We see two teenagers laughing like

[00:50] idiots. Let's see what stupid thing they come up with. Those giggles don't bode well. Let's teacher has arrived. There's U. You have to see it, brother. You have to

[01:06] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh, don't mess around. If they look like chronic [ __ ], like they have calluses on their hands, but not like they

[01:20] work, no. Hopefully. of pure otter nonsense. mine, I do n't know, the hairstyle, the uniform, his personality, I don't know, but we're going to call him Stingi. And then the teacher appears out of the blue

[01:34] . I thought it would take longer to appear. The girls are furious. And what is this little teacher going to teach us? And the kids, obviously stunned, dumbfounded. The one in the back is even hiding his

[01:50] Damn, damn. Don't let anyone know I got an erection because of the Stingy and not because of the excited because the teachers are kind of like that . You never expect . You never expect a teacher to be like that. Mm.

[02:05] This is a video my former teacher uploaded to her YouTube channel. Two for one, two, 2 for 2 4 2 for tr 6. And if with her it stopped when she imagine how these idiots must feel. They must be floating in the air right now

[02:18] must be floating in the air right now . Oh, heavenly music.

[02:30] It's clear the teacher is bad. Did you see how it happened? gorgeous. Gorgeous.

[02:43] It's delicious. I love how La Rosa makes these episodes to raise awareness, featuring teachers like this. [Music] Do

[02:55] n't you think it would be better to have a slightly more realistic perverted teacher? We would all say, "Oh no, how disgusting. This is very bad, very bad." That would raise awareness considerably. And what will she be a teacher of? From history.

[03:07] Welcome, teacher Alison. Close your mouth, you're . They don't even have to tell me anything. I know this is the one that's going to ruin everything, the one that's going to save the colleague who never asked for help to

[03:20] you thought about what I told you? They have n't been delayed. years old? Oh, I'm Alison Herrera Zapata and I'll be teaching you history. Your teacher

[03:32] will be taking her place. History has never been so interesting. I imagine all the actors who were going to be students in that class reading their script. Line one, laugh like a degenerate. That comes easily to me. Line two, say, "

[03:47] The teacher is hot." Line three, always looking at the teacher's buttocks. This paper excited faces all the time. I'm a teenager, I guess my normal face. Five, hide your realism. That? I was born for

[04:01] this role. I'm going to hand out an exam. Do not assume. This will not count towards your grade. I just want to see how much they saw with their teacher. What happened to the previous teacher? Or maybe it's just a desire to laugh like an idiot

[04:16] desire to laugh like an idiot at everything he says. We saw that

[04:28] Thank you. What's your name? Well, my name is Samuel Rivera, but everyone I thought that because of his hairstyle everyone called him my Stingy Thank you very much, Sam. We'll see how applicable he is to history. And if not, that's what I

[04:41] 'm here for, to teach. He told her that he was going to show her something. That's why I 'm here to teach. No, they're not talking about history. No. Now we see a shot where Sam is between the teacher's legs, where

[04:55] cameraman is an artist. He's a damn pervert, but quite the artist. If he gets fired by Televisa tomorrow, it does n't matter. It's a small studio, so he's not going n't you finished answering the exam, Sam?

[05:09] Why does he talk like that? Haven't you finished answering the exam, Sam? Have n't you finished answering the exam, Sam? Sam Sam. [Laughter]

[05:21] things. If you want, I'll help you remember the story, Sam. Would you help me? That's just a dream come true for that damn Sam. Wake up, you idiot. Why would anyone among so many

[05:35] students notice the guy who looks like a puppet from a horror movie? It doesn't make give you a very special history lesson.

[05:53] Why didn't we have to see that? Disgusting. The audience for the Russian woman from Guadalupe is made up put that? Oh, I'm coming. Damn alarm clock.

[06:05] Oh, I'm coming. Damn alarm clock. [Music] He was very happy because he went from 2 to 4 cm. I mean, I did What I have to tell you is important. Have you spoken to our son yet? What about

[06:19] The talk that every dad has to have with his children. that, about sexuality, about women, about growing up. You need a good guide to

[06:33] Ah, don't worry about that, woman. He already knows that he was the worst mistake of my life. And if he doesn't want to make such an ugly mistake as the one I made, then he has to wear the hat. Everyone knows it. Hey, you guys, go ahead. I'll catch up with you in a bit

[06:46] okay. And ? Where did the laughter go when people laughed at him saying he was going to be ? Where did the laughter go when people laughed at him saying he was going to be left alone with the teacher? Hey you guys, go ahead. I'll catch up with you in a bit . Okay, okay.

[07:01] The teacher's class was very interesting. Yes, I'm glad you liked it. It's always nice to find students who are interested in history. Oh, it was n't about computers. No wonder I didn't understand anything he said. I

[07:13] understand anything he said. I also wanted to give this to him. Oh, God. And with those little gifts you think you're going to achieve anything, daddy? Ah. women. Thank you so much. What a lovely gesture.

[07:29] Oh, [ __ ]. They've already put on some sensual music. How do you think the takeover will go? Something like that. Thank you so much. What a lovely gesture.

[07:47] [Music] Or even hotter.

[08:11] is somewhere between horny and terrified at the same time. same time. [Music] Counting on the morning. This is the second time I've complained about my underwear. Mine, do

[08:30] Ah, uh, no. Thank you very much, teacher. I really have to go now because I have physical education class. Okay, Sam. I will think of you in every bite. Okay, now this confirms that the

[08:45] teacher is crazy. She's crazy. He sends me "You do Not only because she's flirting with a student, but because of the

[08:58] awful student she chose. There is no other. Even the fat guy who laughs like an idiot looked better. Mom, the bag is really heavy. That's why I gave birth to you , so you can help me. Hi, Sam.

[09:10] Hello, Teacher. He's even followed in the street. No way. Sames my [ __ ] idol. Ah, man, I'm so proud of this dude. He's a

[09:22] starts interfering in Sam's family. Why don't we invite him over for lunch tomorrow ? Oh, delighted, Luisa. As if it were something formal. She said, "I liked this kid. We're going to get married. I'm going to meet my mother-in-law and we're going to have a feast

[09:35] . I knew something bad was going to happen. Now it turns out even the pedophile wants a commitment. Man, that's Pac. I don't even want to Man, that's Pac. I don't even want to see him anymore.

[09:50] wildly and he's terrified. He's a virgin, damn it. At first he wanted it, but she's going too fast. He was so scared he even lost his virginity. He's lost it now . It's hidden. Besides, you're a woman very dedicated to your career, aren't you?

[10:05] Yes, it's better not to have children. No, but that dirty old woman is scary. The kid's mother telling him he doesn't even know how to wipe his own ass yet. And the other one, no, how scary. He didn't even know you

[10:19] could feel excitement and fear at the same time. Oh, hi Sam. I was looking for you. Teacher Alison. The teacher is getting more and more aggressive.

[10:33] No, don't get nervous. I was scared when she came out Just like that. God, instead of coming, the guy's going to die from so much fright. No way. What are we doing here? You ca n't imagine. You ca

[10:53] [Music] What are they going to practice? Mewn or what? What I'd heard that sticking your tongue out is mewn.

[11:10] Sam already realized that the girl is kind of unhinged. She needs an exorcism to get rid of that demon of lust she has. But he also knows that he's not going to get another chance like this. Mentally stable people don't do that

[11:22] kind of thing. So, well, sometimes you have to deal with crazy people. It's a bad thing. needs too. You're practically doing a good deed. So, get ready because I'm going to give you a private

[11:36] because I'm going to give you a private story lesson. Rosa are so out of it, and he comes home all happy, all euphoric. Today Sam didn't get a history lesson. No, No, no, no. Today Sam made history. He

[11:56] on his mirror because he's not a kid anymore, he's having sex. Would 're a man and not a kid, to go down there to your parents and support me anymore. I am a man and I will stand on my own two feet . In fact, I'm going to

[12:11] first. Toreto taught me that because I'm a man and I watch Fast and would be a little more manly than taking off your stickers like a fool. You're awesome, Sam. You didn't let me down . Look, Sam, you're a

[12:28] genius, but calm down, calm down, dude. It's going to your head . That teacher is crazy. I was going to do it with anyone. Mm, no doubt about it. Sames is a sweet treat. Mm, no doubt about it. Sames is a sweet treat. What a delightful kid.

[12:45] sleep already. Does the teacher have a husband? Oh my God. My God. Because? God, why? In other words , Sam is the lover. It just can't be. Sam is like God. He's the most manly guy I know.

[13:00] Nothing has happened between us for a long time. How can we have a child if we do Okay, let me get this straight. She has a hairy-chested, strong, provider man at home and she's thinking about Stingy from Temu, that diabolical doll,

[13:14] the guy who looks like a cheap puppet, really, with his little pencil like this, his little straw like this size. He had to put chili in it so that he could feel that little a child if we don't try? Yes you're right. It just ca

[13:33] thought. Damn. He needs a psychiatrist, an exorcist. And well, apparently the teacher loved it because she wants to repeat it. Sam definitely deserves to have a corrido written about him, but they should write it right now. And this

[13:46] gossipy brat is hanging around poor Sam. It's going to ruin everything. I already the teacher arrives at Sam's house, so brazen, she doesn't care about anything. She is literally the protagonist of 99% of reggaeton and dirty twerking songs

[13:59] . She's a devil, a pervert, a nymphomaniac, crazy, spoiled, she likes sex excessively and in the process I ask you for a kiss. But this one went too far, crazy, crazy, sick. The mother had gone out, but she forgot something and came back. I

[14:12] Teacher Alison, Mom, what are you doing here? What am I doing here? What is this woman doing here? You are abusing my son. You're a pervert. No, why? Why didn't you lock it

[14:27] ? How will your mom find you with the teacher? Naked, aren't they? doing it with your teacher? Well, imagine you're caught doing it with your 15-year-old student. That's worse. But hey, she deserves it for being crazy. The kid. They tell her, "I

[14:41] 'm a man now, and I love and respect you, Mom. And I'm going to take care of you, support you, and make you little ones." The mother gets furious and pulls her out by the hair. Mom, leave her alone, please. Mom,

[14:55] mom, please. Then they're going to file a complaint against him. Dad gets it give him the talk, because that's why demigod-like. I found our 15-year-old son

[15:08] being intimate with that teacher. He corrupted him. market. The one we find in the market. She. And why the long faces? Let's celebrate. Go get some coke, son. And

[15:21] you, woman, order a pizza. Let's invite the whole neighborhood to celebrate. The father has to simply because of social pressure. But when his mom leaves, she tells him, "No way, son, you're my hero, you're my angel, you're my everything." But in the teacher's house it's the complete

[15:35] the husband, as he knows, is very upset. The teacher says to him, "Sorry, it's just that mine was bigger than yours." And the other one, "I already told you, woman, it's because of the

[15:47] cold, it's getting smaller. But now that the warm season is coming, it was going to grow, but it's not going to grow anymore because I'm sad. a mistake. What the hell were you thinking? What the

[16:00] hell were you thinking? The police arrive, they arrest her, and Sam is all depressed there thinking about her at school. When she saw me, I felt so happy when...

[16:20] honestly, I don't feel like talking about her. You know, the typical you could see me the way I see you, but you said I was a child. Teacher Alison was an illusion, Sam. But I'm real.

[16:32] Uh, this shitty, boob-less reality does n't fascinate me. Teacher Alison was an illusion, Sam, but I'm real. No, girl, if Sam in this , then you get on his level." Also. The chubby kid who laughs like an

[16:47] idiot or that skinny jerk too. Someone who's really top-notch, dude. Sam big leagues, get it? Sam's feeling listless, mad at his mom, but comes home with some really important news.

[17:01] important news. She's pregnant. And Sam's like, "Oh, my little aunt's pregnant." What did he say? I'm going to be a dad.

[17:18] Sundays plus what my grandparents give me when I visit them, I family. I'm not going to be a dad. Of course not. There is no be yours. Look, Mom, I was with her. It's mine.

[17:31] vouch for my son. You don't have the maturity to be anyone's father. You're a child, do you understand? Calm down, please, calm down. jail. If they give me 2,000 pesos right now, we can tell my cousin that the

[17:44] the child. It's better for the baby, because imagine being born in jail and knowing awful. Well, I know that the child you're expecting is mine, even if it bothers you, Mom. Okay, son. Sam, son.

[17:58] And the lawyer. When I grow up I want to be like him. The mother arrives at the jail to ask the teacher whose child the boy is, and the teacher is already completely crazy. It has some Joker-like scenes there .

[18:17] Why don't you just say who the father is? Because I don't know. father is? Because I don't know. [Music] someone has to ask for a miracle, right? So the mom asks that her son not

[18:32] investigate the teacher and discovers that there are other victims. Then he gathers the teacher and take her to jail forever. The baby isn't Sam's, so everything's fine. And you would think, Sam is going to stay put, he's going

[18:47] to study, everything's fine, but no. Then he starts flirting with the friend. Hell yeah. I want to use your pee. Oh no. Go study, idiot. I realized that I don't want to rush, I just want to live at my own pace. In

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