Hunter Biden's 'Laptop' Meme Coin: Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] You best start believing in crackhead crypto scams, Buster. You're in one. I can't believe we've seen the resurgence of blatantly obvious meme coin rug pulls. I thought we had left this

[00:13] era behind. I thought the lessons had been learned, the dust had settled, the chapter was closed, but no, these legs are still fully spread. Hunter Biden just dropped an aura farming montage here

[00:25] highlighting all of the clips about his laptop and announced the laptop shitcoin. And then he had a whole tweet speech prepared

[00:38] to quell and silence all the doubters, which we'll get to in a moment. But this is just a very clear-cut cash grab with a fucking shitcoin.

[00:50] I really didn't think we'd ever see a rise in popularity of this again. This would be like if the saber-toothed tiger came out of extinction just randomly. And it's here. It's right on our lap again.

[01:04] So Hunter Biden had been going on, like, this press tour for a while to, like, rehabilitate his image, and a lot of people started taking him seriously, from what I can tell. And then immediately he tries to capitalize off that by just kegling it,

[01:17] just shoving all of that into his ass to try and fart out some money from it. So he announces laptop crypto. It's especially silly considering that one of his big talking points

[01:30] was about how Trump is a scammer. Which Trump is a scammer. He has his own meme shitcoin that he rugs his followers with, as well as a thousand other fucking gobbledygook gadgets and shit, one of which I still have proudly right here on my desk,

[01:44] the old Trump mobile device, the T1 gold-plated pile of dog shit, that still I can't find a single soul in the Tampa area that's willing to actually, like, dissect this with me because no one gives a fuck about it,

[01:56] and no one wants to, like, actually even bother going through it here. But I will eventually really get into the spaghetti and meatballs of it and see what makes it tick and learn all I can about this luxurious T1 device that I still have here, which, by the way, isn't even mine.

[02:09] Mine that I put money on still has never shipped. I've still never got any updates about it. That was a hand-me-down from someone else who had already put it through its paces for their YouTube video. Shout out to Snazzy Labs and Linus Tech Tips.

[02:22] So I never even got mine. And the point is, Trump is a scammer. That's true. And now Hunter Biden, even after calling it out, is doing a scam of his own right out of Trump's playbook with a shitcoin.

[02:34] And I am willing to bet that this idea came straight from the noodle of Hunter Biden himself. like I've seen a lot of people like trying to cope with this by saying it must be like his manager's decision or like a handler or someone pitched

[02:47] him on this and like he doesn't know any better I poo poo on that idea entirely I think this absolutely was his own creation he probably sat there stewing crisscross

[02:59] applesauce Eureka I got it a crypto meme coin that will try and spin to being like this noble altruistic meme coin that pox Trump shit coin that people got rugged on

[03:15] Ah, genius. People are going to love that. I bet this was him, is the point I'm making. I bet this was his idea, which is fucking crazy. And you know what else is crazy? Not changing your hygiene, seriously. I mean it. Don't smell right shit. Don't stink. Go to ucd.com. Get the best soap

[03:28] and best deodorant in the universe. We now have a new free RIN deodorant available. It's the best there is. Use Cheeky.com. Now, something else I want to talk about here before even getting into Hunter's statement about laptop

[03:41] is Channel 5 apparently gave him their entire mailing list in order to put out the blast for this crypto shitcoin. Why? Why would you ever do that for anyone? Like, not just Hunter

[03:56] Biden, but literally anyone. And it doesn't seem like they charged him for it. Like, they didn't do the standard company protocol of selling your data. They just gave it away because a friend very

[04:08] politely just said, please, can I have that list? And they just gave him private information for this mailing list, which I'm pretty sure there's rules and regulations in place for where you can't just be non-consensually

[04:21] disseminating this kind of information to people for marketing purposes. Because they're signing up to your list specifically. They're consenting to that, not you then dispersing that to others.

[04:35] I'm almost positive there's rules there. I'm going to dive a little bit deeper into that in a moment. But Channel 5 put out a statement addressing it. Channel 5 and I have nothing to do with Hunter Biden's crypto coin. We have not, do not, and never will advertise crypto.

[04:47] Hunter asked if he could use our mailing list whenever he launched a new product. We provided him a simple CSV sheet from our email list to help him expand his audience. As we have told our followers numerous times, we do not believe crypto is a legitimate investment.

[05:00] We wish Hunter the best. Shout out to the homie. Shout out to the homie. He used your email mailing list like a fucking flashlight. He is clowning on you with this. You have just gang-myseled on top of your reputation by hawking a shitcoin to them.

[05:15] A shitcoin that does actually rival hawk to a girl's shitcoin that is no doubt going to suffer the same fate. Why are you saying shout out to the homie? He doesn't respect you. Like, he's used you to expand his audience to try and rope in some gullible suckers through his crypto meme coin.

[05:33] Like, what? And I'm kind of trying to downplay it. Like, oh, yeah, we gave him a simple CSV sheet with all of their information, with all of their emails. Like, you gave him all of that data. Like, it's exactly, like, it's not good.

[05:47] It's not good. And looking into it a little bit to see the legality behind doing that, I found this article here from 404 Media saying, Channel 5 gave Hunter Biden a list of its subscribers' emails for some reason. A data protection lawyer told 404 Media the sharing was likely illegal, and Channel 5's own privacy policy explicitly says it won't give subscribers' emails away to people for marketing purposes.

[06:09] That is true That second part that is verifiable information in their own privacy policy Channel 5 states that they will not be just sharing your emails loosey with anyone who asks for marketing purposes

[06:24] And that's exactly what they did for Hunter Biden. They gave him all of your emails for marketing purposes so he could push his shit on you to expand his audience. There was a follow-up from Channel 5 clarifying that emails from Hunter's team have not gone out to any of their public subscribers.

[06:39] They were able to get all info completely removed from the list before the blast was sent. So it sounds like they had forewarning that there was a Hunter Biden shitcoin push about to hit the waves there with the list they provided with him.

[06:51] So they scrubbed some of the information there is what it sounds like. Not entirely sure what, because a ton of the information still apparently made it through. so I'm just, I'm a little confused there.

[07:04] I guess they were given like some kind of notice ahead of time, like T-minus 15 minutes before laptop shitcoin goes live and sent your list you gave us. Thanks, bud. I don't really know. But, assuming this comes from 404 Media,

[07:19] that it might be illegal. Assuming that GDPR, General Data Protection Regulation, applies, and on the basis of this privacy notice and the language used to sign up to a newsletter, I think it goes on to talk about how unclear it is exactly what list is being referred to here,

[07:46] and then talk about the privacy policy, which does just point blank state, we do not disclose your information to third parties for their direct marketing purposes, which is in direct contradiction to what they apparently did here for Hunter Biden, where they literally did give it for third-party direct marketing purposes.

[08:02] In terms of the mailing list, it appears to be a very simple sign-up with no information beyond joining a newsletter mailing list to get a sneak peek of upcoming films and much more. Someone signing up to that list has not, to my mind, consented to anything beyond being signed up for a mailing list.

[08:15] Just a huge fuck-up here. I truly cannot imagine why they thought that was a good idea, and it makes me question if they've done this before to other third parties that just ask for their list and they just provide that information,

[08:31] or if it was just because Hunter Biden's the homie. I have no idea, but this was a big fumble. I am really shocked that no one there thought for even a second,

[08:43] like, hey, maybe we shouldn't do that. But anyway, Hunter has made a statement about it, defending it. For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, where's Hunter? Where's Hunter?

[08:55] Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober and with a lot to say. By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I'm launching a meme coin called Laptop.

[09:07] The symbol they used to try to end me is now a symbol of resilience, redemption, and recovery. This feels like fucking AI. I just going to tell you right now this really reads like some kind of movie trailer AI prompt It so fucking cringe man You making a shit coin Come on get real But why would I ever want to support a meme coin

[09:26] Why something that has been so misused by grifters? I understand the cynicism. Trump has broken trust in everything he's ever touched, and his token was no exception. With Trump, nearly 1 million wallets have collectively lost 3.8 billion.

[09:41] With my token, 20% of the coins will be airdropped to the community, and I'm even including people that lost money on the Trump grift. Yeah, if you lost money on Trump, now's your chance to also lose money on laptops.

[09:53] So now you can get double-fisted here. What a great, grand opportunity here. If you are someone that lost money on Trump's shitcoin, again, an extraordinarily predictable rug pull, and then you hop into this one as well,

[10:05] I don't know what to tell you. You need professional help ASAP. You shouldn't even have disposable income to be fucking throwing around like that. Something has gone awry in your brain that needs to be looked at seriously.

[10:18] It's crazy. 30% of the tokens are tied to a pre-programmed mechanism. We publicly say what has to happen in the world. If it happens, the corresponding tokens are permanently burned. If it does not, those tokens are sent to charity.

[10:31] Either way, they leave our hands and an additional 50 million tokens will go to charity no matter what. You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token more valuable for you. Laptop isn't just about owning something. It's about saying something.

[10:45] It's about saying I'm a fucking moron. That's what you're saying buying laptops. You're saying, hey world, I'm dumb and shouldn't be trusted with money. Everyone gets knocked down. How do we help each other and our country get back up?

[10:58] Yeah, you help your country by buying Hunter Biden's meme coin. I spent way too long being a story other people told. They lit a fire and threw everything into it. Here's what they don't understand. The only thing they burned was my shame.

[11:11] They think they killed me, but instead all they did was make me fearless. They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a toolkit. Like, geez, it's turning water to wine, this guy, I tell you what.

[11:24] Laptop, because the truth matters. Chills. That gave me goosebumps, Hunter. Wow! What a home run. So laptop is going to help everyone and get our country back up?

[11:38] How? What's it do, Hunter? What's its purpose? It's not just owning something, it's saying something. So you're just saying something? You seem like that's what you're doing.

[11:50] You're not really just owning something. What's the usage here? Hunter, what does laptop do? How does it help? It helps you. You'll make a lot of money from it, from suckers that are trying to dump the bag on other suckers.

[12:05] So you'll probably make money off it. but what does it do for the people and the country I'm so interested to see the long prosperous journey of laptop

[12:18] so stupid wow I had to yap about it I just had to yap about it fucking wild anyway that's really about it see ya