Ali's Car Graffiti Disaster
50sThe dramatic accusation and CCTV reveal create hilarious conflict and irony.
βΆ Play Clip"Delivers the promised 'birthday gone wrong' with eggs and paint, but padded with unrelated banter and side plots."
A chaotic vlog-style birthday prank video featuring Kashif 'Patakha' and friends, involving eggs, paint, and a series of escalating pranks. The video also includes a subplot about Ali's mischief with a car, a grasshopper encounter, and a shopping trip, all wrapped in energetic banter and family dynamics.
The video starts with enthusiastic greetings and the host mentions celebrating a birthday, with talk of catching Ali for a prank.
It's discovered that Ali wrote 'Abu Bakr' on a car, leading to accusations and the threat of CCTV footage. Ali claims he was trying to trap someone.
Kashif receives a birthday gift, and eggs are thrown at him as a prank, causing laughter and chaos.
Ali is forced to do front rolls and push-ups as punishment for his mischief, with the host threatening to update his 'software' (teasing).
The group tries to catch a grasshopper, tying a thread to it and attempting to fly it, leading to comedic struggle.
After prayers, the host comments on Sabir's multiple marriages (three so far), comparing him to a grenade.
The group eats at a restaurant, ordering fajita naan and chicken dishes, then cut a cake for Kashif's birthday in the middle of a street.
End with teasing about a moon reference and announcement of an upcoming trip to Punjab, promising more destructive vlogs.
The video is a lighthearted, chaotic celebration of Kashif's birthday with pranks and punishments, ending with a teaser for a future trip to Punjab. It emphasizes family-style humor and energetic vlogging.
Ali's car vandalism confession
Reveals the central conflict and Ali's attempt to cover up his actions with a false accusation.
01:19Ali's 'software update' punishment
Humorous threat combining tech terminology with physical exercise as discipline.
05:00Sabir's marital record
Casual comparison of Sabir's three marriages to a grenade, highlighting the group's irreverent humor.
17:59[00:04] well. And assalamu alaikum boss. How are you? Wow wow Mashallah Mashallah brother boss, salute me with full gusto, friend. Tell the audience they are
[00:16] 10 million quickly. You will salute so comfortably. He will not listen to anyone. Brother, sometimes I transfer it to Papa's name. Greetings. So brother, but dad, there is a mess too. Do you know what? How are you? Are you ok? Come here. Let me
[00:29] show you one thing. Yaar Ali has committed a big crime and has disappeared from here. Do you know what Ali has done? I know I got serviced her morning. It is very dirty. But I am saved. Ali, look what
[00:41] is written on the car? Wrote the name Abu Bakr. Right on the car. Look at the entire car from the back, it is know what happened? He had an affair with some child. The name of that child was Abu Bakr. Correct? He had killed Ali. Something had happened. He
[00:55] wrote Abu Bakr only to trap him. Abu Bakr wrote it and caught it himself, cameras were installed all around Sabir and I caught it, we said CCTV footage will be captured from the cameras, tell me, come aside and say I wanted to trap that kid,
[01:07] I was sleeping, Papa told me, Uncle said why update the software, do the same thing,
[01:19] where is it, bring it, I have to do it now, friend, you have completely ruined the whole thing brother because the situation is like this, tomorrow we are going to Punjab, village, Lahore, there is work, one or two cases etc. are going on, take him with us, there are cases regarding the villages, land, those too are on
[01:32] and the thief, look, leave the thief aside for a minute, you what a scene it is, birthday, and ok, Kashi, come here, what a scene these people have, look, look
[01:45] how many friends, these people, hey brother, brother, brother, he is roaming around here, ask, and hey yes friend, and come on, I wish him a happy birthday friend.
[01:57] Kashi Patakha Happy Happy Happy Birthday friend. He is laughing even on Happy Birthday.
[02:09] grant you a long and healthy life and a lasting and lasting life. It has arrived, the gift has arrived. Hey brother,
[02:22] what happened, firecracker? Hey firecracker, what happened? He was also pranked. With them. Hey friend, he hid the eggs I will come, give me eggs with decency. I
[02:34] throw stones. Beat the eggs. Hey, look who came? Come here, come here, come here. Hey, call him. Call Sidra here. Sidra Come here, come here.
[02:50] Give me eggs, give me eggs. Hey, look what's happening, brother. Happy Birthday give me eggs, give me
[03:06] your Kashif, what is happening to you, you should wish me on my birthday, what is happening to you, you should wish me on my birthday,
[03:18] here, hey hey, who is in pain. It is paining him. oh oh hey brother oh first oh hey brother oh brother take this, take this,
[03:31] where do you drink this oh friend give me two eggs, I will also try some of my sugun hands come here come here oh hey
[03:44] front of papa hey listen listen give two to Sidra give two to Sira Sidra give two to Sira oh two to Sidra she will hit Sidra hit Sira hit Sidra hit oh two to Sidra she will hit Sidra hit Sira hit Sidra hit
[03:59] why what happened what happened oh what happened oh oh oh oh the guy brother got completely injured oh oh oh oh he is still laughing oh oh oh oh friend oh oh you in return
[04:15] not have celebrated such a birthday in his entire life but his cake was not cut we will bring his cake too we will cut it but friend what is the use of a party what is the use of your girlfriend?
[04:27] Hey, blood is also coming out. Eggs have been killed. Hey brother brother brother, that's it, friend, that's it, that's it, everything is over. One last happy to you.
[04:45] ? Tell me the truth, I hid the eggs. I said I will throw a stone. Now after this it is Ali's turn. What is Ali's address? This is what Ali did. I will update such software of Ali. It has happened with Papa.
[05:00] But Anas Bhai had kept a surprise. Ali caused a loss of βΉ5 lakh, friend. kept for Ali. Should I give it to him or not? no escape. What happened to you ? I will change it. Hit him,
[05:16] hit him again. Such a birthday has gone wrong, friend, ? It has been ruined a lot. Have a memorable birthday. We
[05:28] entire Blue Billu became Blue Billu. Brother, you have made him Aladdin's genie. Rest no underwear brother, what is your task now? You, you and you, all three of you go and catch Ali and bring him here. Now see how Ali washes himself.
[05:40] How does Ali wash? The action that Ali has done. situation and I will not update such software, friend. Bring it injured, do n't say anything, first make me sit, make me sit with love, come
[05:55] here, bring me here, bring me here, surprise, yes, quickly, quickly, quickly, let's do it, this is a bring me, bring me, bring me, make this fat man sit here, make him sit on the chair,
[06:09] yes, tell me the truth yourself, don't lie, I have to tell the whole story, how is it written, and quickly, yes, hands down, I will break this hand down,
[06:24] otherwise why is the hand down, why is it written, making Vogue dirty, he was talking ill of me, I was not doing it, he will harm himself, tell me one thing, or yours too, come on, tomorrow he will do harm to someone else,
[06:39] come on, I am also getting beaten by Papa, software update, will update the hardware, it will be downloaded, become a [ __ ] [ __ ], oh someone is laughing here, master,
[06:51] I am saying, bring me the [ __ ] stick Bring me a stick, are you acting like a rooster? No, no, not like this, no, Bring me a stick, are you acting like a rooster? No, no, not like this, no, army training, front rule starts, yes, start from here, it is right, right, turn
[07:06] start from here, it is right, right, turn this side, front rule starts, start front rule, front rule starts, yes, I home.
[07:22] start reverse somersault reverse front rule front rule front rule front rule front rule come on
[07:35] I will set everything right have you gone mad have you done the front rule right front rule right right front rule
[07:47] now make me stand like a rooster again no more give it to me give me the front rule if you don't apply the front rule the stick will come from above front rule you have done a lot of mischief friend no one can be so naughty you have damaged your car front
[08:03] rule front rule front rule front rule right one front rule right one right one front rule right one yes yes right right right come on come on start front rule
[08:16] yes right one right one right one right one front rule again papa is also watching today even papa will not say anything. Where did you do it, did I not use any software, there, there, there, there, there,
[08:31] applying front rule or should I tell you in another way, quickly front rule, sorry, sorry, Abu Bakr has written, sorry, tomorrow he will cause a big Abu Bakr has written, sorry, tomorrow he will cause a big loss, quickly front rule, front rule, front rule, front rule, I said, front rule, front rule, front rule,
[08:45] loss, quickly front rule, front rule, front rule, front rule, I said, front rule, front rule, front rule, also in such a condition, Shaba, Shaba, Chaddi Lal, do you remember,
[08:57] now after that Chaddi Lal did not move straight, now again, again on that side, front roll, again, again, again, yes, well done, good, good,
[09:09] yes, well done, good, good, as soon as the front rule stops, it will come, my mind has gone
[09:32] laughing, crying, brother, it is not like this, he is calling a false Allah, he is crying, crying, laughing, after beating him so much, will anyone laugh?
[09:47] Come, come, come quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly front rule start front rule start front rule start I said rule start I said front rule well done front rule front rule good front rule front rule good front rule front rule front rule front rule front rule on
[10:01] front rule well done front rule front rule good front rule front rule good front rule front rule front rule front rule front rule on his back front rule
[10:15] front rule front rule front rule well done good front rule just down down down push up start if he doesn't do 50 push ups then he's done and he'll keep doing front rule the whole day front rule the whole day this kid push up 50 50
[10:29] I will say 100 and you'll have to do them I will say 100 and you'll have to do them say 100 and you'll have to do them start yes one two correct ones three four five six seven eight start yes one two correct ones three four five six seven eight nine correct ones 10 he's not doing it right it'll happen in the future
[10:45] nine correct ones 10 he's not doing it right it'll happen in the future himself is saying the opposite, hang him upside down he has become such a not hang him upside down right now he's the opposite
[11:01] sorry check his mind friend he messed up his mind by fighting with the child and after that he's trying to blame the child Who writes his own child 's name on his own car? Hey, he wrote it on his own car. Hey, I do
[11:15] n't know if it was written with a stone or with a key. written in stone. Were you ashamed? Were you ashamed at that time? I still don't ashamed at that time? I still don't see any shame on his face.
[11:32] in the comments. Papa is also standing here. What should happen to this child? What should happen? look, the laughter started again. No one had seen it. Catch it in front of everyone. Catch it and give it to me. I gave it, give it, look he ran away, the
[11:47] bike is coming and look he got caught, he got caught, bring it, guy, yes he is asking for it, another asking for a software update, right now this one has
[12:00] underwear is no less, that one is also no less, it should be updated, it will be me at the range and went away, I reduced it a little but it must be very, very much, it has started
[12:13] troubling me the whole day now this computer, brother, ever since I swear to Allah, which one is it, what should I do, I did one thing, I got his old bicycle repaired and it became a complete new zero meter, I thought
[12:25] friend, what can I do, okay, bring it, friend, how will he remember, bring his bicycle, right, today after so many days, otherwise brother, I had given Ali the complete army training,
[12:38] I had told you guys earlier that I was in the army for 2 years, I was in the army for 2 years, so I knew almost everything Are. Front rule, back rule, these push ups etc. So I had been training Ali since he was a child,
[12:52] but now I had stepped back a bit. Meaning, he got stuck in problems and work. So due to which Ali has become so fat brother. Well, it was Kashi Patakha's birthday. The scene is like this right now. I also have to go to get the floor made.
[13:07] And I told you guys that tomorrow, yes, I have to go shopping as well. And We are leaving. I am not with you. lived separately. No brother, we are leaving. I am taking my Dala as well as
[13:20] is work there too. I told my friend that some scenes are going on regarding those lands and that murders have also taken place there. This very old scene of ours is going on on the lands. So now again, only Allah will resolve all the issues. I am
[13:33] speaking without any live broadcast. It is Then from there we will see us further. Take me to Punjab. Take me to the mountains. We are
[13:46] That will create a scene. Well, we will go shopping in a little while. We will come and get the mule made and prepare to go to Punjab. Yes. A fellow took a bath. A man has taken a bath, show me his face.
[14:00] show Show. Hey, here is the face but it still looks weird. Look at this. He is saying that the Look at this. He is saying that the smell of endo is not going away. The good thing. This will be memorable. Brother, this is the first time we have celebrated
[14:16] someone's birthday like this on the blog and we seriously enjoyed it a lot. Now I am thinking that when my birthday comes, I will also be in the same situation. Hey brother, check, check. Hey, the green colored grasshopper will catch catch catch. It is dangerous. What happened?
[14:28] No, still try to catch it. Do you know what we used to do? In childhood, we used to catch them and fly them by tying threads to them. Hey, here it is, friend. Should I hold you by your legs? No no, not with the legs, you will have to hold it from the top. on
[14:41] No, not this. Tie these red ones at the top at the back or And immediately there it was. What are you doing? Brother is breaking the threads from our car. Here is the thread. Here it is. walked.
[14:56] Hey. will fly. will fly. will fly. fly. Hey, it looks very dangerous. It looks very dangerous, friend. It has come forward. Hey brother, but nature is so lovely,
[15:10] lovely, nature is the most beautiful, and which of the blessings of your God will you Yes. Where did you go? Where did this go? Here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is. Here it is, here it is.
[15:24] Here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is. Here it is, here it is. I will put it from here. What have you started doing? Wait, wait, wait, I am scared, I am such a thing, I am a human being, not someone from Discovery
[15:40] Hussain, eat it raw, you keep one lakh rupees, I will keep one lakh rupees, move away, it has come, it has come, it has come, it has come, spoil the entire race today, I am here, here, here, here, here, here, what are we doing,
[15:56] what operation are we doing, oh oh brother, it has stuck, it should not fly and fall on me directly, oh oh brother, it has stuck, it should not fly and fall on me directly, hitting with its claws, it is stuck,
[16:11] now you will catch it, yes my brother, it is a grasshopper, it can reach from one place to another in a minute, it ran away, it ran away, I cannot catch it, lock it in something, in a box, bring some box,
[16:27] yes, where did it go? Put the clothes on. Put the clothes on. Will be Look brother, what is going on? Caught you. Caught you. Caught you. Hey, I caught it and brought it. I caught it and brought it.
[16:40] Whose technology was it? Oh here it is brother, everyone will also say subscribe. operate on it. No, no, I will not do the operation brother. Everyone will take care. We will serve him. Keep this, keep this here.
[16:54] Hey, don't let it fly away directly. Oye Oye it looks very dangerous brother, brother, do it friend Hussain, touch it and love it, it is
[17:06] Oye Oye Oye it is such a hard rock, its master, this rock is very hard, touch it from the top and it feels like it is a stone, it is a very hard rock, it feels like it is a stone like a tortoise, come on friend, let me
[17:22] yes, leave it friend, let the thread go in it, no, it is inside her clothes. It is inside the clothes. It stuck brother, it sticks. I do n't feel like eating it. He is saying that he will not leave
[17:34] until someone subscribes. Please subscribe, friend. You guys are not subscribing, I am not enjoying it, friend. Please subscribe. Now he is also saying that we are freeing him. Please subscribe as much as you can. Brother,
[17:46] whoever has not done it, please subscribe quickly and get 10 million subscribers so that the grand meet up, grand event, grand can be organised. No no, he will go away leave her, a few moments later, the
[17:59] Maghrib Azaan had passed, we had gone to offer Maghrib Namaz, Rashid Bhai, Assalamu Alaikum, I had already said Salam, he had cheated and fled, where had he gone, three months, three months honeymoon, had he not got married again?
[18:16] brother, his record is also a bit bad, Sabir is like a grenade, how many marriages have he done now, there have been three marriages, like a grenade, how many marriages have he done now, there have been three marriages, n't know how many marriages Sabir has. Well brother, the situation is like this, I told you that we had to go to Punjab, so
[18:31] etc. Look at that camera in front and yes I made a vlog of this one too with the camera. No no, I turned the camera there and the light must have fallen on it. My mommy face might not have come. Well brother, even if it happens, I did
[18:44] not wear the seat belt today. Well, I have installed it. Well, right now we are going to do shopping etc. and Insha Allah our tour will start from tomorrow. There is going to be some fun too but it cannot be my fun because my brother has
[18:58] some land related issues going on there. So but still we will still have fun and this time I thought that I will take my entire team, all black, yellow, blue, green, red, I mean the person I was trying to say understood brother,
[19:12] well brother, let's do some shopping now and then we will see what scene is set next, our park is done, come, today one guy is missing, which guy is it brother, not Sabir Grenade, not Ali, not yes friend, I had to take Ali shopping too, well I did not bring Ali, Ali's punishment friend,
[19:29] you guys tell me in the comments, should Ali be punished? He has done a very wrong thing. punished? He has done a very wrong thing.
[19:41] minute, I will decide. I mean, keep it with yourself. Dude, I have bought only three or four shirts and on top of that you guys have ruined those poor things. you guys have ruined those poor things.
[19:56] friend, the same scene is such that we did not get the main things from here. So now we are going to Tareekh Road. We will do it from Tareekh Road. mad, friend. Friend, stop the car and get them off. Do
[20:10] n't use your brain, friend. Don't do it, friend. Don't bother me. It should not happen that the car is parked on the side Where? Where is what house? On foot. Yes. So brother, let us eat and drink something first. Light hearted. Then we will go to Saari Road and do some
[20:24] lot of dust on the way. When we stopped, we placed our order. Brother, which kind of naan is this? I love this fajita naan. And
[20:37] besides, let me show you guys. This is I think chicken takka. Yes, this This is I think chicken takka. Yes, this is Chicken Takka and this is Chicken Peri Peri Naan. So let's try this first. Oye yes yes yes yes.
[20:59] Naan Shanan, well we have eaten it, what is he saying, it will not be cut, he just said that whenever he will say it himself, he will say it himself, he will give a wrong answer to what he said,
[21:14] our cake will be cut, it will all be divided among Chhantu, oh what did you say, say it loudly, both of them mean, oh, this one looks like a Korangi one, I swear.
[21:31] Brother, come on friend, we have ordered a cake for this here. Happy Birthday Kashif Patakha. Look Happy Birthday Kashif Patakha. Look where the edge of the firecracker is moving, brother. Come on friend, let's cut your cake. Brother, we will cut your cake in a little while. Anyway, whenever he
[21:46] what has fallen on my bed? Hey poor people, cut it out of paper. Hey you poor people. Get a knife from him, friend, leave the knife and cut with this, friend,
[22:00] make a video of the knife, friend, where is his lighter, should I give him the lighter, who has the lighter, will you get it from him, take it out who has the lighter, will you get it from him, take it out lighter from, hey brother, come on, let me
[22:13] hey brother, come on, let me light it for a minute, people will say that brother, he is celebrating happy birthday in the middle of the road, celebrating happy birthday in the middle of the road, happy birthday Kashi,
[22:26] how will this firecracker sir come out? Yes, feed me. Yes, feed me. Hussain firecracker. Hussain is not a firecracker, Kashif is a firecracker. Do you want to eat cake
[22:38] ? Feed the cake to the child. A guest has arrived. Cake cake is so much fun, man. The cake is tasty. So feed the child also. correct. Cut like this, you won't be able to cut it. Kashi
[22:51] brother, you are eating like a savage. What a disaster the cake has become. Abe Hamza Hafshi has been replaced by the new Hafshi. There is a brother behind also, his goods are a brother behind also, his goods are coming lightly, Hamjashi is yet to come, a lot is yet to come.
[23:06] leaving. I am going there only. Hey brother, cake but look, Kashi firecracker is still left. ? Hashi and its son I am watching treat. Which one is giving?
[23:20] Which one? Come on brother, my plan was to go to Tariq Road. But the scene is like this. A guy is coming right now, I have a meeting with him here. After finishing the meeting a little further, if there is time left then we will leave. If nothing is left then
[23:33] we will go straight home. After celebrating Patakha's birthday, I went to a meeting. I had a small meeting. After finishing the meeting, we came back home. And after I come home, I will show you one thing. What happened? Look at this. They must be feeling embarrassed
[23:45] because of whom we let this fall into the hands of the savages, brother. Look at this, look at this, take it Kashif, happy birthday, they will say don't come to us, look what these people have destroyed all the packets, man,
[23:59] okay I am saying brother, let him celebrate one more birthday, now they will pelt him with stones, no, now throw tomatoes at him, Kachri, 30th November, come on brother, 30th November will be very dangerous,
[24:13] what will happen, blast, I have come to my senses, blast, I have come to my senses, Hey, where are you going? I packed underwear separately and air underwear.
[24:26] Well, you guys look at it. Oye hoye hoye hoye, here is a moon at night. Oye hoye oh hoye oh hoye hoye. moon is yours? One moon, I have only one moon. There it is, here it is.
[24:39] It's like a black eclipse has come on the moon. There sir brother, I am doing the vlog from here and tomorrow we have to leave for Punjab, very fun, very interesting, very destructive type of vlogs are going to come, so brothers,
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