पेड़ों का व्यापार ।। Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video ।। #marwadi_desi

[00:40] you also give me four blows, I will cut you, I have to cut the root of the tree, I will cut you, I have to cut the root of the tree, I will give some blow to father, give some blow to father, oh Bapu you also start cutting in excitement,

[00:55] oh Bapu you also start cutting in excitement, why do you take the donkey, cut it [laughs] hey Jiji, cut me, if it gets late, she would have come,

[01:09] hey Jiji, cut me, if it gets late, she would have come, now Shyam will get it for free, you look for some bat nearby, whatever Bapu, do, ok Bapu, make me sleep standing in the field

[01:31] Bapu, take a bat and make me wear it, oh yes, hey bastard, wear it, ok, you have brought Danko bat for my love, now I am not taking Danko bat [laughs]

[01:44] [laughs] hey daughter, then it will be difficult, if there is water outside, then pour water, then Ekdar, ok ok Babu, don't worry, if the water improves, I will take

[01:56] Babu, don't worry, if the water improves, I will take water and call Jiji, then what will happen [laughter] hey Jiji's egg also gets it cut, then get it cut, hey Jiji's egg also gets it cut, then get it cut, you are the caretaker Jiji I have taken water,

[02:12] you are the caretaker Jiji I have taken water, you have one black beedi, Babu, I will cut it, you roll it, oh cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, whatever comes to your mind, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, cut ...

[02:24] I will cut it, you roll it, oh cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, whatever comes to your mind, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, cut ...

[04:18] What should I earn if I get free time to do any work, I will earn five free time to do any work, I will earn five bighas of cabbage, if it blows then I will go and do the bighas of cabbage, if it blows then I will go and do the work at 12 o'clock, then if I get free time then do it

[04:33] work at 12 o'clock, then if I get free time then do it Chandni, if anyone gives me free time then Ramari why do you go without your mother, if you do n't do any work then do it differently, sister-in-law has n't do any work then do it differently, sister-in-law has

[04:47] added some work, brother take mother-in-law's house, it's brother take mother-in-law's house, it's okay, beat mother-in-law's house, the one who is making the cart, pick it up, hit me, okay, beat mother-in-law's house, the one who is making the cart, pick it up, hit me,

[05:06] you are right, if you go six times then it hurts, the cow dung is sad, brother, you are scared of all the work, it does n't hurt, if you work in pain, what are you n't hurt, if you work in pain, what are you doing, Chandri, then Ramri,

[05:21] doing, Chandri, then Ramri, you should come and sit down, you should stand and do it six times, you should tell your heart, oh Ramri, I have forgotten Vikram Chandri's house, oh Ramri, I have forgotten Vikram Chandri's house, I should give you the injection, medicine, if you are doing sins then the

[05:37] I should give you the injection, medicine, if you are doing sins then the buffalo is taking the feet, if I touch it then I should buffalo is taking the feet, if I touch it then I should sit down and kick you, I am daughter, I should come sitting and come It must have been four to five months since our first calf was born, the

[05:51] four to five months since our first calf was born, the big buffalo gave birth to a son, now the buffalo has grown into a farm big buffalo gave birth to a son, now the buffalo has grown into a farm and was sent to the barn, then what use was it, then our brother-in-law has fallen into a trap, now I should go and get my wife checked, and when I got yours, I

[06:05] go and get my wife checked, and when I got yours, I saw you, I was there, saw you, I was there, what did I do, I would have given you an injection, did what did I do, I would have given you an injection, did Bapu give me an injection, I get

[06:19] scared just seeing the needle [laughs] I called you, I brought the medicine, the first one gave milk, Ramari, it is two days old, Ramari, I have cut the stomach, Chunni Lal, mother put the

[06:33] cut the stomach, Chunni Lal, mother put the stomach in the womb, then ask Ramari, hey, your buffalo's two, pay attention to the hey, your buffalo's two, pay attention to the

[06:47] buffalo's two, hey son, tell me not to lower it, bring it, the top one will give two kilos of milk, it gave dung in the evening, yes, pay attention, take it from the medical store, take the money, go straight to the medical store,

[07:04] go straight to the medical store, says, they will say the opposite, take Ramari, who is your

[07:16] Ramari, who is your father, give me more rest for 15 years, I will cut it, oh yes, then get it

[07:42] disturbed, I too should go, if the parcel is there then give it to me in the morning, do I too should go, if the parcel is there then give it to me in the morning, do not explain, do not worry, take the day's amount, oh yes, not explain, do not worry, take the day's amount, oh yes,

[07:54] go, I should explain, I should explain to the people, friend, that is the one that has hit me, son, you keep teasing my sister, don't be seen, come, it is fine, even if you do

[08:07] come, it is fine, even if you do n't call people, hit me, even if a n't call people, hit me, even if a branch is cut,

[08:23] [laughs] oh come, take Patel's grill, the boring machine is very hard, oh come, take Patel's grill, the boring machine is very hard, water is mixed, take it, take it, water is mixed, take it, take it,

[08:37] babu, what about mummy, what is the matter, tie the role, oh mummy, what is the matter, tie the role, oh brother, tell me something, don't forget it, why don't stand,

[08:49] forget it, why don't stand, bapu, take the Kharwa, take sister's Kharwa, bapu, take the Kharwa, take sister's Kharwa, Raju Kabadi will also take it, Raju Kabadi will also take it, oh Kabadi, now why should I take

[09:01] something for the first time today, if it is late then go, oh yes, babu, I have told you many times not to give anything, but then you can give me everything So I cut it, oh

[09:14] but then you can give me everything So I cut it, oh

[09:51] Oh Bapu, if you cut the tree, son, if I cut it, you would take a tractor trolley, you would take a son, if I cut it, you would take a tractor trolley, you would take a cutting machine, oh Babu, first you cut it, then take the tractor trolley,

[10:03] trolley, oh take the trolley, I brought the car, I was oh take the trolley, I brought the car, I was sitting in the parking lot on the road, take it, stop cutting, oh oh, sitting in the parking lot on the road, take it, stop cutting, oh oh,

[10:18] you, oh gado, you take rest in the jail, you have a lot of fun, oh oh, tell me the time, you go to Chuya Kaka's jail, I am going to jail, don't do too much, oh tell me the

[10:36] time, I will tell you, the time is wasted, don't do too much, go to jail, get ready, oh you get scared and go to jail, oh the mind is in trouble, go quietly, if you have to lick the

[10:53] soil, oh oh, I have spent my jail, all your bullying has ended, oh sir, end all your bullying, I also

[11:05] saw what your bullying was, or was it The bullying machine has been brought, it has been made, take away the bullying, oh machine has been brought, it has been made, take away the bullying, oh whether you want to take me to the court, or to the jail, or take me to the

[11:21] to the jail, or take me to the police station, take me to your own house, it is not a cot, so take me straight to the jail, oh go

[11:52] to the jail, oh even if I let you go after taking bribe, I am very generous, and if you are unable to cross the hurdle, then I will protest in front of Jaipur Vidhansabha, oh whether you sit in Jaipur Vidhansabha or Delhi Vidhansabha or Hassan Vidhansabha, I will go and cut you in jail, oh why, if you go to jail, you will have to go to jail, you will have to cut yourself, there is a very serious case, oh what you will have to cut yourself, there is a very serious case, oh what

[12:11] then I will cut you, oh pay attention, paint it red, you will definitely take it, red color bitter, then I did not even talk about you, oh are you a

[12:25] policeman or paint it, first of all tell me, if you paint it, then come on, my tell me, if you paint it, then come on, my whole kitchen is turning black, oh paint it, oh friend, I got to paint it today It's expensive [laughs]

[12:39] expensive [laughs] Hey, I'll get the uniform colored at the police station, who can you see I'm a policeman, a policeman, oh hey, I felt like taking it with me to the police station, I'd like to

[12:53] color some dreams, hey Sapna went to the police station, so I was with Raji Raji, and the staff called me, hey, and the staff called me, hey, some

[13:05] hey, and the staff called me, hey, some oil on the reverse side, oil on the reverse side, hey, oil, you just be quiet, hey, leave it, I can take it with bullying, come on, girl, hey

[13:27] Panda, I'm going to the police station, go to school, I'll come back, hey daughter, take your notebooks and books, I'll tell you to daughter, take your notebooks and books, I'll tell you to leave them on the reverse side myself leave them on the reverse side myself [laughs]

[13:48] Hey brother, just do it, you make tea and my son, get two biscuits also my son, get two biscuits also