What happened to Sue...

[00:05] SEPTIC GUY AND WELCOME to a game called New Folder. We have to log in. I don't know what my login is. This is the first thing that showed up on screen and I don't know what to do. Fster 94.

[00:18] Log on to Fster. Wait, is this one of those things where I Doesn't matter what I type. I love big boobies. Enter. That's my password.

[00:34] is Sue. Sort later. What's in this? Stewie mycat.jpg. [laughter] Oh, you don't need to sort that later at all. That should be the instead

[00:48] of this thing. That should be the desktop background. Not this This is too nice. Too normal. New year. PDF. PDF. 1993. January 2nd. Happy birthday to me

[01:01] and happy new year. I'm thinking it's time to throw out all of my old junk and time to throw out all of my old junk and leave the messy 24year-old me behind. Or at least try. I'm 25 now. Things are different. I'm coming up in the world.

[01:14] I'm smarter. My brain is fully developed. Which turns out might not actually be true. Your uh frontal lobe might be developing into your 30s. So, any of you who thought that you're 25 now and that decisions are going to get

[01:29] easier because you're supposed to be able to think. Nuhuh. They even say that it keeps progressing until you get old. So, you'll never make a good decision in your life. Sorry. I mean, you're here watching me, so you already made a bad

[01:42] decision today. But I can wait a day or two. I'm too tired to start now. So, I'll just put it in I'll just put it all in the locked folder. I will change the password later. For now, it's just the shape of Stewart's collar

[01:57] heart. Okay. Is that this? I'm so smart. First aid. PDF. Okay. February. I

[02:11] started my new job. Look out people, there's a new journalist in town. After years of playing detectives with B, it's actually sort of my job now. Being nervous is my new normal. I hate being the new girl. It makes me so anxious. At

[02:25] least everyone seems nice, though. Boo came to pick me up after my first day. The sweet doofus gave me a brand new coffee mug and the biggest hug. As always, he knew exactly what I needed. Sandbox love never dies.

[02:41] sandbox together and you said that you think you promised that you'd marry each other and here you are years and years later probably not married and Bo has given you a mug and he's like please love me or you could just be good

[02:55] friends. We also found out that one of my new co-workers lived in the same dorm as Bo during college. His name is Kevin. He's a little odd, but who am I to judge? At least I know one familiar face now. Kind of. Look, I've never met a

[03:09] normal Kevin. There's never been a Kevin I've met who isn't a little odd. All you I've met who isn't a little odd. All you Kevin out there, you're weird. And I know weird. I do it on a DAILY BASIS. AGAIN, YOU'RE HERE WATCHING THIS.

[03:25] I'M TALKING TO MYSELF right now. Technically, I mean, you're all watching now, but that's in the future. I'm talking to myself in a room that has nothing in it. It's too early to be LOSING MY

[03:41] DAMN, [screaming] BO. You got that smolder on. You got the HAIR FLICK BACK. YOU LOOKING GOOD, BRO. HE GOT THE PHONE OUT LIKE, "HEY, what's up? My name's Bo and I'm hot as fuck." Okay,

[03:55] Mom. Call you back. Uh, what's this picture? Suz. Oh, wait. It's 1994. So, this is a year ago. Oh, Sue is dead, isn't

[04:11] she? Is this an arm? This looks like a face and like a collar, a body, an arm, some eyes.

[04:24] ages since the last time I saw you. The walk pan you lent me longs for its owner. As do I. That was Yeah. 1994 That was Yeah. 1994 when Well, you're emailing a 1994. Damn,

[04:40] I didn't even know what a computer was until much later. Anyways, dinner at my place tonight. I prepared some fat pizza dough, your favorite. And I'll be damned if I don't get to share some of that goodness with you. Call me later, will

[04:53] you? See all of you people who are on the internet now and you only use emails to like sign up for accounts and interact with school. People would just email each other like text messaging because there was nothing else to get

[05:08] emails for. It was like, "Oh, how many new friends do I have on MySpace?" Oh, zero. Okay. And that wasn't even after all of this. This is 1994, dog. How's work? Oh, this is a big one. Whoa.

[05:23] It's been damn hard trying to reach you lately, but it's okay. I know you're killing it at your new workplace. Oh, this is B as well. You don't leave you this is B as well. You don't leave you don't leave Fly Boo hanging.

[05:36] I meant B. [email protected]. scatterbrain Sue. Work is great. Everyone's so sweet. They actually had a

[05:49] small welcome party for me. If you don't believe me, here's evidence of my thriving employment. I'm very likable, you know. Not just to you. Where where's the evidence? I don't believe you, Sue. Haha. No. That

[06:03] looks fun. Hey, I know that dude further back in the red hat. That's Kevin. He's a little odd. He and I went to the same uni. We even shared dorms at one point. Tell him I said hi and that I'd like my disposable camera roll back.

[06:17] Oh, I think you're going to get killed by Kevin. WHAT IF SUE IS DEAD AND I'M KEVIN LOGGING INTO HER COMPUTER? OH, DIP. HEY, SUE. It's me, Kevin, from

[06:29] work. Look, I know I'm a little odd. I had so much fun with you last night. I'd more. By the way, I wanted to share the best picture I took of us last night. I think it's my favorite. Can't wait to see you tomorrow. Don't be a picture of

[06:42] see you tomorrow. Don't be a picture of her asleep and he's smiling. you guys are actually fine with each other. Okay, maybe I'm coming around on Kev. Hello, Sue. I noticed you left your home

[06:56] key at your desk last night. It was the one with the red tag on it, right? Hope you got home safe. I know how scatterbrained you can be. Hey, yes. Thank you for notifying me. I'll come pick it up.

[07:09] pick it up. Okay. I don't know why I tried to click it, but apparently it goes on my desktop.

[07:25] So, this isn't good. Can I pick up Kevin AND PUT HIM ON MY desktop and his glasses? Oh, something's in the background watching us, isn't it?

[07:41] Whoa. Why does it Why did it hang like that? Can I? I can't delete anything. Okay, this one's calling to me, but that's that's

[07:57] one's calling to me, but that's that's too obvious.

[08:14] Okay. I don't want any music. It's cooler without the music. It's scarier. cooler without the music. It's scarier. Oh, Am I in the house on the computer knocking on the door outside?

[08:32] What the What the Steu or Stewie? I thought What the Steu or Stewie? I thought you were sorry.

[08:48] Road trip. It's happening. Me and Bo are doing our dream road trip on a budget. time with each other, but most importantly, eating a lot of food at the amazing spots Bo picked out. All the things I need for the trip have been

[09:03] picked out. Now I only need to remember where my suitcase is hiding. Stinky toot. I'm feeling a little anxious over leaving Stewie for such a long time. It's going to be a first, but the catsitter will give him food every day

[09:17] here. I'm still going to miss I'm still going to call every other day. I miss my baby already. Stewie. Stewie is pissed. This file requires a key and a password. Okay, we're going to I'm

[09:33] and a password. Okay, we're going to I'm assuming it's not heart again. No. Um, assuming it's not heart again. No. Um, what about Vaz? I just knocked it over. So, what about Stewie?

[09:47] Okay, I should just look through the emails delivered nine months ago. I'm not feeling too good about uh Sue's life right now. I feel like Sue is dead. She's gone. Bo, I don't

[10:04] working, I haven't found a good place to store confidential material for my articles. You know, me and technology don't exactly go hand in hand. Do you know any cool tools I could use? There's the key. Hey, Susie. Sounds to

[10:18] me like you need a folder key. You know, for opening locked folders. A friend of mine told me about this stuff. Or was it someone else? Anyways, I hope this it, I could try to get a hold of my friends and ask.

[10:40] don't want to jump around too much. Hello, Sue. Kevin, I see you. Kevin's weird. He's a little odd. I thought you said you'd be working walking around the block and I thought I recognized the street you said you lived

[10:55] recognized the street you said you lived on. So, don't think I don't see you. I see all. Isn't my new camera magnificent? I really captured you, huh? magnificent? I really captured you, huh? Ew.

[11:24] He's not just a little odd. He's a stalker weirdo. so I need to leave town for a couple of days. Summer is just around the corner,

[11:36] and as you might remember, I promised to spend most of it with you. So, what do There's this new recipe I'd like to try, and Stewie can have some as well. I swear if I don't get to see you before I leave, I might miss you too much. Oh.

[11:51] Oh, of course you should go. Makes sense. I wouldn't be the only girl in your life, Bulmo. No, but seriously, let's talk more about it over dinner tomorrow. Psy approves as well. Meow. That's kind of cute. It's so sad that

[12:05] That's kind of cute. It's so sad that Sue died and Kevin Kilder and B see how you're doing. I haven't seen you at work since the beginning of summer. I assignments, so I thought I'd check in to see how you're doing with that. Feel

[12:19] anything. Trust me, I know what it's like to take on an assignment all alone. And remember to report your scheduled off days and sick days. You'll find your spare key card attached below just in case you've misplaced your other work

[12:33] badge. Hope to see you at the office soon. Warm regards, Anne Johnson, head of communications, the Daily Page. Okay. Thank you, Anne Johnson from the Okay. Thank you, Anne Johnson from the Daily Page.

[12:48] Whoa. What was that? years old. This month has been so fun. My birthday, new computer, new things

[13:02] for my apartment. Life just keeps on giving. [laughter] But today is extra special. It's Stewie's birthday. I can't believe my cat's son is already one year old. I took a lot of pictures, but I can't keep

[13:14] them all. Trying to be less messy after all. It's hard. I'll probably print the pictures later this week, but for now, my little treasure pile will stay in the folder. Even as someone with the memory of a goldfish, I feel like the password

[13:27] might be a little too on the nose. But Stewie's birth year is both fitting and easy to remember. 1992.

[13:45] Research Local news. New religious group gains more news. New religious group gains more followers. Oh, brother Stewie. I know. I feel that way about cultish behavior, too. I see them and I just go, it's

[14:00] awful. I finally gotten my first assignment as whole career. So, since I started at the office, I'm so ready. I'm supposed to arrange an interview with this new religious group. It's definitely a cult.

[14:15] religious group. It's definitely a cult. Look up more about Herbert. They recently gained some traction. Pretty sure I've seen them preaching dig deeper into this mystery, I can't help but find their enthusiasm for new

[14:29] help but find their enthusiasm for new technology a little weird. Oh, technology a little weird. Oh, they made you part of the computer.

[14:42] Why is that out here? Was that always out here? Date. Date. Okay, let's look at some pictures. Oh, Stewie. Stewie, you look evil. Sorry. Okay, this is a date. SWWT.

[14:58] Sweet date. Is that B? Better not be Kevin.

[15:20] Okay, the third of the eighth or the sixth. So, this is not that long ago. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bo just asked me out on a date. I feel like I'm throwing up

[15:33] breathe. Probably should have read this first. Well, maybe it's not a date date. me up after all the gross stuff going on with Kevin. Kevin is gross. Ew. Yeah, Kevin has been too familiar with

[15:48] Yeah, Kevin has been too familiar with me. Hanssy as well. I hate it. Ew. I'm more or less pushing him away from me. Him and his weird ass camera. Everyone at work seems to like him. I don't get why, but dinner with Bo will keep my

[16:00] mind occupied. Tell Tell Bo about it. Go beat his ass up. I really hope it's not platonic. The doofus gave me roses. So maybe there's more to this than date maybe there's more to this than date than just friendship. Ah, the Oh my god,

[16:13] I like them so much. I think they like me. Wait, am I reading too much into me. Wait, am I reading too much into this?

[16:27] Oh, right. Forgot I got that. This is cool. Stewie's with me. Stewie's with me. Okay. So, these are all pictures.

[16:41] So, this one's first. There's that picture again. There's that picture again. Oh, Is that me?

[17:00] maybe I'm mis I'm misinterpreting this picture. Okay. Hey, weird. Kev, picture. Okay. Hey, weird. Kev, note.

[17:13] Come see me after work. Kev, I don't want to see you at all.

[17:26] Oh god. Oh god. He's taking videos of us.

[17:49] Uh oh, we have the internet on this one. Oh, what's in our bin? that's a little more

[18:04] to everything. What? What's the one I'm missing? This one.

[18:16] pull this one down over this? Yep. Yep. Yep. And then I don't really know where this one goes yet.

[18:33] Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Sue, I think you're trapped in the computer. I think Kev joined the cult and he figured out a way of stealing you into the machine.

[18:53] He's glitching out like a weirdo. Kevin's name tag. Dork. Kevin Dork.

[19:08] Why is it all weird? My welcome party. Did we have hats on My welcome party. Did we have hats on the first time?

[19:31] forks in my eyes and twist an open can of Coke across my and twist an open can of Coke across my dick.

[19:48] I don't like it. It's creeping me out. was weird. Oh, this is so freaky looking.

[20:03] Okay, wait. I should line up all these ones first. Oh, I thought that was an arm. This is her shoulder here. Whoa. Did any of you see what I was seeing? Now I can't see it anymore.

[20:17] When it's on its own, this looked like an arm coming out like this was skin. an arm coming out like this was skin. Weird. Okay. Oh, that's so cool.

[20:38] [snorts] My god. Okay, thank you, Sue. It's so perfect. You're a beautiful thumbnail.

[20:59] everything of Kev in here. Don't like him. Don't want it. was a bit odd, but now I'm really freaked out. He keeps sending

[21:15] nonwork-related stuff. It's getting uncomfortable, so I've mostly ignored Are you serious? Is this guy bothering you at the office as well? You know, I could drive you to and from work. Heck, I'll even give him a talk or perhaps my

[21:30] right hook in his face, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER. YEAH, BO. him up. While the idea sounds tempting, I don't want this to cause any unnecessary drama at work. No punches for now, though. And thank you for having my back, Momo. Just

[21:45] let me know if this guy bothers you again. Some need to be put in their place is all I'm saying. Look, I I get it. you if you're at work and somebody's being uncomfortable and you you're not like, "Wait, maybe am I

[21:59] overreacting?" Like, the doubt creeps in pretty fast. If you have a problem and someone's making you uncomfortable, even if it's a misunderstanding, it's worth talking to somebody about. Otherwise, it could just get worse. If it is a

[22:11] misunderstanding, the worst that will happen is, "Oh, sorry. I misunderstood." And at best, he leaves you the alone. Sue, where did you disappear to? I thought you were free for the summer. Didn't you promise to spend time with

[22:26] me? What am I supposed to do with my without my muse? Call me Kevin if you without my muse? Call me Kevin if you remember. Oh, I remember. S that happened and now I'm kind of freaked out. If you really want to know

[22:43] more then meet me here. Deafixcience.com. Can I Okay, I think I can copy it.

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[23:21] welcome you, our fellow mortals, to take part in knowledge that was once given to us by our commander, an intelligent man who saw that eternity is upon us in today's age of technology. If you're here, it means you yourself have the

[23:36] means of reaching immortality in the comfort of your own home. Beware of people like this, folks. Beware of anyone that's trying to sell, not just this. This is obviously crazy. Be wary of anybody that's trying to sell

[23:51] you ideas so easily. Stuff that's like, "Oh, help you. This thing will make you better. This thing is the secret to life." There is no secret to life. Oh,

[24:06] [laughter] they did the thing where it's like, "Does that count as one?" which I found out that this thing captures are more about figuring out if you like clicked on it and where your mouse I think it tracks

[24:21] where your mouse goes on screen, right? Because a a robot will just go like Because a a robot will just go like click click click but for humans it's like your mouse kind of like travels all over the place and then it detects that.

[24:35] Oh You see it too, don't you? Oh, I'm not You see it too, don't you? Oh, I'm not feeling good about this.

[24:49] Select all squares with Kevin. [laughter] Kevin's in the cult. He's with Herbert and 8bit Ryan for some reason.

[25:14] DON'T WANT TO GO TO school today. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE FOREST OF TEARS. OH [screaming] GOD, HE TOOK A LUMP OF MY HAIR. HAIR. KEVIN, why are you such a freak?

[25:29] KEVIN, why are you such a freak? Where' my mouse go?

[25:43] Is it this? That's the sign for help. If you see someone do that, you have to that you know that they're uncomfortable.

[25:55] Whoa. It moved on its own. I didn't do that.

[26:07] Kevin the cats sitter? Is Kevin with my cat? I [laughter] don't like that. Leave cat? I [laughter] don't like that. Leave Stewie alone.

[26:55] Jesus. What the

[27:07] Can he hear me? I need to hide. Can I hide? What if he finds me? I know he's watching me. What will he do when I'm found? What if he destroys me?

[27:21] What if we killed Kevin? Oh, there's a key here.

[27:37] I right? God, even the bin is Is this key for this? this key for this? you here. I know Stewie's disappearance has been rough on you. Hell, I love that

[27:53] little mouser, too. But you shutting me out like this won't help. Just knowing killing me. Please let me help you. I love you. Godamn it. The Kevin, let's do you now. Kidnapped me. Sue, I'm begging you. Answer

[28:08] me. You're really scaring me. This isn't like you. Hey, Bo. I'm sorry for not stressful and I've barely had the time nor energy to take care of myself. I'm going to stay with my folks for a while to get away from it all. Work has been

[28:23] piling up. I just need a break. That's not her. I think that's Kev. space, okay? Though I beg you to answer your phone just once in a while to let me know you're alive. If you need anything, please tell me. You know, I'd

[28:38] bring you the moon if I could. Is this Sue? Is she buried? No. hell. I picked out a special place just for I picked out a special place just for you. Don't fight it and you'll be saved.

[28:54] me she can't get a hold of you and that's worried me and she's worried parents' place after all and apparently not to your work either. I've tried calling you now for months. You're not answering any calls. Not answering your

[29:09] door. I'm sorry, but I have requested the police to perform a welfare check on you. I can't let you do this to yourself any longer. Once this is all over, I'll take care of you. I promise. YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD ON BO.

[29:22] It's scary to do that for a person to call a welfare check on them, but it's call a welfare check on them, but it's probably the right thing to do.

[29:45] Why? It's just called C. Like see we would be good together. Okay. Can't do that. Oh, maybe I can.

[30:55] Whoa. Whoa. Can I not do anything with it or should I keep trying?

[31:26] MY BONES. Don't touch me, please. that's creepy. Delete it all. DELETE IT ALL.

[31:39] Are you sure you want to delete this?

[32:00] What do we do? Where's my emails? Anything new in there? No. Don't fight it and you'll be saved.

[32:24] I guess I haven't checked. Oh no. Have you seen me soon? Female 102 lb 5 foot. Oh god. Oh god. Okay, I can't do anything.

[33:03] Whoa. Okay, I can't go into that. it's supposed to go. Did anything new show up?

[33:39] That's him. That's me. That's me. That's me. Delete him. Delete him. me. Delete him. Delete him. Delete Kevin.

[33:53] Oh, I hate that though. Should I shut it down? Oh, no. Probably shouldn't have done that. So, these are the only things I can't delete. I put everything else in the

[34:06] delete. I put everything else in the bin.

[34:20] An error has occurred. Computer will reset. Time estimated unknown.

[34:33] It was him. creep. Ew. how short that was. I feel like I And you NOT KEVIN. OH, DUDE, THAT WAS SICK.

[34:49] THAT That really creeped me out. So simple, so effective, but like piecing imagining everything. Like my imagination was running wild during that. That was really really cool. I highly enjoyed that. Poor Sue. And poor

[35:03] Stewie. Stewie ran away. Sue got murdered. B is all alone. And Kev's a weirdo. Don't trust any Kevins ever from now on. Anyway, you can't trust me. I swear I would never do anything like this. I

[35:18] too scared of everybody. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING. Let me know if that might have slipped under my radar, stuff like this. I'm always all ears for what people are suggesting to play. And until then, I don't know how to end this

[35:32] until then, I don't know how to end this video.