I'm Back! Quarantine Zone Part 5
45sThe creator's energetic return and promise of a 'last evacuation attempt' hooks viewers familiar with the series.
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In this final episode of Quarantine Zone, the player returns to the game after a long break, aiming to complete the last evacuation attempt. The video showcases the player's improved skills in inspecting survivors for symptoms and contraband, culminating in a successful evacuation and a satisfying conclusion to the playthrough.
Chapters
[00:01]
Return to Quarantine Zone
The player returns to the game after a hiatus, noting that life got busy and their AC was being changed. They are excited to play the final evacuation attempt.
[00:16]
Initial Inspection
The player begins inspecting survivors, checking temperature, heart rate, and physical appearance. They express uncertainty about the game mechanics after a long break.
[02:11]
Contraband Confiscation
The player confiscates a grenade from a survivor, showing the importance of checking for contraband items like weapons.
[03:22]
Animal District Directive
A directive mentions sending survivors from districts with animal-related names to quarantine. The player is unsure how to apply this.
[04:05]
X-ray Speeds Up Inspection
The player notes that using the X-ray can speed up inspections, but they still need to check other symptoms manually.
[05:39]
Game Update and New Symptoms
The player mentions that the game was updated, fixing some things. They unlock 'Organ Necrosis' after completing a time challenge.
[06:08]
Last Symptom to Unlock
The player is close to unlocking all symptoms, with only one left. They hope to figure out the X-ray mechanics to get it.
[07:14]
Gurgles and Immediate Quarantine
A survivor shows 'gurgles' symptom, and the player sends them to quarantine immediately, prioritizing speed over thoroughness.
[08:18]
Saving Time by Skipping Scans
The player decides to skip certain scans if the game doesn't indicate they are needed, saving time during inspections.
[09:18]
Unknown Symptom Strategy
The player sends a survivor to the lab for an 'unknown symptom' to try to catch another part of the necrosis symptom, even if it risks being wrong.
[10:09]
Feeding the Zombie
The player mentions having a body to feed to their zombie, indicating a mechanic where zombies need to be fed.
[10:43]
Unlocking All Symptoms
The player unlocks 'Fatty Hepatosis', the last symptom, and celebrates. They note that research points no longer matter, allowing more mistakes.
[11:42]
Quarantine Maxed and Rot Detector
The player maxes out quarantine and considers the 'Rot Detector' upgrade, which alerts to rotten meat in baggage, though they find it unnecessary.
[12:11]
Upgrade Benefits
The player discusses the benefits of upgrades, noting that getting them is nice but not essential for success.
[13:09]
Contraband Can Be Missed
The player realizes that contraband can be missed even if symptoms are checked, highlighting the need for thorough searches.
[14:06]
Color Differences in Symptoms
The player struggles to distinguish between yellow and green symptoms, showing the game's visual complexity.
[15:03]
Moldy Brain and Quarantine
A survivor has a 'moldy brain' symptom, and the player sends them to quarantine, noting the color differences.
[16:10]
Speeding Up Inspections
The player tries to speed up inspections to save time, but acknowledges that this can lead to mistakes.
[17:08]
UV Symptoms and Stink
The player learns that UV symptoms can be detected by smell, and that they don't have to be bite marks.
[18:03]
Money and Upgrades
The player has accumulated a lot of money (9K) and considers buying upgrades like an auto feeder, but decides it's not essential.
[19:17]
Aggression and Ugly
The player notes a survivor has 'aggression' and a 'serious chronic case of ugly', showing the game's humorous symptom descriptions.
[20:04]
Necrotic Spots and Straw
The player identifies necrotic spots and straw symptoms, sending the survivor to quarantine.
[21:10]
Skin Rash and Quarantine
A survivor has a skin rash, and the player sends them to quarantine, noting the dangerous angle of inspection.
[22:08]
Zombie Feeding and Evacuation
The player feeds their zombie and discusses the evacuation process, noting they don't need the money from evacuations.
[23:04]
Peak Performance
The player boasts about having zero deaths in block, calling it peak performance.
[23:30]
Pike Music Directive
A directive asks to find and eliminate 'Pike Music', a dangerous criminal. The player is tasked with this objective.
[24:25]
Inclination to Kill
The player considers killing a survivor if symptoms don't improve, showing a ruthless approach to gameplay.
[25:02]
Bruises Gone, Safe
A survivor's bruises disappear, indicating they are safe. The player is relieved.
[25:17]
Locked In
The player gets locked in a room, a new mechanic that adds tension.
[26:10]
Zombie Injection
The player uses an injection to test if a survivor is a zombie, clearing up uncertainty.
[27:13]
Merch and Money
The player mentions merch and having 8K, but notes they need to buy habitat items.
[28:08]
Pike Music Again
The player is still looking for Pike Music, a recurring objective.
[29:11]
Aggression Out of Nowhere
A survivor shows aggression unexpectedly, and the player inspects them thoroughly.
[30:05]
Naomi Stewart Sent to Quarantine
The player sends Naomi Stewart to quarantine after finding a symptom.
[30:18]
Accidental Shooting
The player accidentally shoots a survivor, showing the game's chaotic moments.
[31:00]
Every Symptom Unlocked
The player realizes they have every symptom now, meaning they never have to guess 'unknown symptom' again.
[32:01]
Internal Bleeding Guess
The player guesses a symptom is internal bleeding, and it turns out to be correct.
[33:17]
Crushing It
The player is doing well, with accurate inspections and few mistakes.
[34:06]
Skin Scratches and Bite Marks
The player checks for bite marks hidden under tattoos, showing attention to detail.
[35:06]
Aggression and Slack Jaw
A survivor has aggression and slack jaw, leading to quarantine.
[36:11]
UV Symptom or Contraband
The player is unsure if a UV finding is a symptom or contraband, but decides it's a symptom.
[37:12]
Skin Cuts and Elevated Pulse
The player finds skin cuts and an elevated pulse, sending the survivor to quarantine.
[38:00]
Bad Brain
A survivor has a 'bad brain' symptom, and the player sends them to quarantine.
[39:08]
Pike Music Eliminated
The player eliminates Pike Music, completing the directive.
[40:19]
Upgrades and Solar Panels
The player considers upgrades like solar panels and generator upgrades, but doesn't need them.
[41:09]
Feeding the Zombie
The player feeds their zombie, noting that the cart resets each day.
[41:21]
Checking the Cat
The player checks the cat's temperature and heart rate, a fun detail.
[41:37]
Air Strike
An air strike occurs, and the player uses it to decimate the landscape.
[43:19]
Understanding the Game
The player reflects that it took until the last episode to truly understand the game.
[43:49]
Flamethrower Directive
A directive says not to confiscate a flamethrower from a farmer helping burn corpses.
[44:21]
Pale Skin Alone
The player considers if pale skin alone is enough to quarantine someone, showing nuanced decision-making.
[45:13]
Liquidation
The player sends a survivor to liquidation after finding symptoms.
[46:07]
Contaminated Package
A survivor has a contaminated package, and the player kills them.
[47:12]
Bank Account Ching
The player enjoys the sound of money increasing.
[48:13]
Stuart's Quest
The player interacts with Stuart, who is preparing something and asks for money.
[49:12]
Aggression and Quarantine
The player sends a survivor to quarantine for aggression, even if other symptoms are unclear.
[50:00]
Don't Punch the Grunt
A directive says not to punch the grunt, but the player does anyway, leading to consequences.
[51:12]
Straight to Jail
The player sends a survivor straight to jail for contraband.
[52:01]
Bite Mark Looming
The player suspects a bite mark on a hostile survivor.
[53:00]
Contaminated Goods
A survivor has contaminated goods, leading to their death.
[54:12]
Shrek Coming Out of Nose
The player humorously describes a symptom as 'Shrek coming out of your nose'.
[55:12]
Bunker for Dead People
The player describes quarantine as a 'bunker for dead people'.
[56:10]
Heart Looks Bad
The player thinks a survivor's heart looks bad on X-ray, but it might be due to a small frame.
[57:01]
Jaunders and Yellow Eyes
A survivor has yellow eyes and jaundice, but the player lets them go after no reaction.
[58:05]
Nicest Little Boy
The player finds a survivor with no issues, calling them the 'nicest little boy'.
[58:37]
Hypodermic Needle
The player confiscates a hypodermic needle, noting it could be used as a weapon.
[59:13]
Contraband Not Seized
The player realizes they didn't confiscate contraband, which doesn't count if not seized.
[59:51]
Feeding the Zombie
The player feeds their zombie, noting it's a snack.
[01:00:04]
Many Items
The player has many items and upgrades, feeling powerful.
[01:00:39]
Zombie Invasion
A zombie invasion occurs, and the player is surprised by Stuart's actions.
[01:01:08]
Stuart's Gift
Stuart leaves something for the player in his tent, which turns out to be a useful item.
[01:02:03]
More Soldiers Upgrade
The player considers an upgrade that adds soldiers to shoot zombies during attacks.
[01:02:30]
Amazing Performance
The player is confident in their performance, calling themselves amazing.
[01:03:01]
Confusing Survivor
The player finds a survivor confusing to diagnose, but eventually lets them go.
[01:04:02]
Two Days in Quarantine
A survivor has been in quarantine for two days, and the player thinks they are safe.
[01:04:42]
14 People
The player has 14 survivors and needs 18, with two days left.
[01:05:10]
Dwight Fairfield
The player sends Dwight Fairfield to quarantine, noting an excellent inspection.
[01:05:37]
Upgrades and Sensors
The player buys upgrades like amplified sensors and faster layer switching.
[01:06:03]
No Reflex
A survivor has no reflex, and the player finds UV symptoms.
[01:07:07]
Everything Green
The player is happy when everything is green, meaning no issues.
[01:07:51]
Stains on Hands
The player marks stains on hands as a UV symptom, even if unsure.
[01:08:18]
Answer for Wrong Reasons
The player gets an answer right but for the wrong reasons, showing the game's complexity.
[01:09:09]
Zombie Parties
The player mentions 'zombie parties' and a $10 discount, showing humor.
[01:09:59]
Fatty Hepatosis
The player finds fatty hepatosis in a survivor, sending them to quarantine.
[01:10:32]
Pit Stains
The player notes pit stains as a symptom, adding to the game's quirky details.
[01:11:15]
Pinks and Quarantine
The player sees pinks and sends a survivor to quarantine, but later realizes they missed something.
[01:12:10]
Skin Rash and Red Bruising
The player finds a skin rash and red bruising, sending the survivor to quarantine.
[01:13:05]
Sausage in Ass
The player humorously mistakes bullets for a sausage in a survivor's pocket.
[01:14:08]
Contraband in Knees
The player wonders if contraband can be in knees, showing the game's depth.
[01:15:11]
Whoopsies
The player makes a mistake, saying 'whoopsies'.
[01:16:16]
Not Checking Physical Defects
The player admits to not checking physical defects thoroughly, leading to mistakes.
[01:17:38]
Punch the Grunt
The player punches the grunt again, leading to consequences.
[01:18:50]
Lungs and Necrosis
The player sees necrosis in the lungs, but later realizes it was internal bleeding.
[01:19:55]
Skin Cuts and Quarantine
The player finds skin cuts and sends the survivor to quarantine.
[01:20:45]
Injector Test
The player tests an injector on a survivor to see if they are infected.
[01:21:55]
Infected and Eliminated
The injector confirms a survivor is infected, and the player eliminates them.
[01:22:27]
Feeding the Zombie
The player forgets to feed their zombie, leading to consequences.
[01:23:10]
Money Issues
The player doesn't have enough money to max out an upgrade, showing resource management.
[01:24:11]
Pale Skin and Temperature
A survivor still has pale skin and elevated temperature, so they go back to quarantine.
[01:25:18]
Identification Convoy
The player mentions an identification convoy, part of the final day's events.
[01:25:46]
Chainsaw Directive
A directive says not to confiscate a chainsaw, as it's a US Army prototype.
[01:26:18]
Satan at the Doors of Heaven
The player humorously compares an infected survivor to Satan at the doors of heaven.
[01:27:05]
Patient Zero
The player calls a survivor 'Patient Zero' due to severe symptoms.
[01:28:28]
Check into Hell
The player sends a survivor to quarantine, saying they are checking them into hell.
[01:29:11]
Internal Bleeding or Necrosis
The player is unsure if a symptom is internal bleeding or necrosis, but decides to quarantine.
[01:30:12]
Big Hat
The player encounters a survivor with a big hat, and confiscates it.
[01:31:12]
No Symptoms
A survivor claims to have no symptoms, but the player finds some.
[01:32:08]
Necrotic Symptom
The player finds a necrotic symptom and sends the survivor to quarantine.
[01:33:04]
Walking Outbreak
The player calls a survivor a 'walking outbreak'.
[01:34:01]
Marking and Removing
The player realizes they sometimes mark a symptom but don't remove the item, causing issues.
[01:35:02]
People's Teeth
The player finds people's teeth in a survivor's possession, finding it odd.
[01:36:02]
Standard Symptoms
The player checks for standard symptoms and lets a survivor go.
[01:36:45]
Where's My Cat?
The player notices their cat is missing, referencing John Wick.
[01:37:16]
Maxed Out Van
The player maxes out the van and sends people to evacuation.
[01:37:53]
Final Evacuation
The player initiates the final evacuation, celebrating with air strikes.
[01:39:24]
Zero Deaths
The player achieves zero deaths in block, a perfect run.
[01:39:56]
Chief's Office
The player is called to the chief's office for recognition.
[01:40:39]
The Blicky
The player receives a gun as a reward, calling it 'the blicky'.
[01:41:07]
Credits
The game ends with credits, and the player reflects on their improved skills.
[01:41:21]
Perfect Length
The player notes the game is the perfect length, as it started to get repetitive.
[01:42:04]
Future Updates
The player says they would return if there's a substantial update, but not for minor ones.
[01:42:16]
Upcoming Videos
The player mentions upcoming videos: Reanimo, Poppy Playtime Chapter 5, and Resident Evil 9.
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Study Flashcards (8)
What is the objective of the game Quarantine Zone?
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What is the objective of the game Quarantine Zone?
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To inspect survivors for symptoms and contraband, and evacuate them while managing quarantine.
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What does the 'Rot Detector' upgrade do?
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What does the 'Rot Detector' upgrade do?
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Alerts if rotten or infected meat is detected in baggage.
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How does the player unlock all symptoms?
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How does the player unlock all symptoms?
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By completing time challenges and inspecting survivors to identify various symptoms.
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What is the significance of the 'unknown symptom' option?
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What is the significance of the 'unknown symptom' option?
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It allows the player to send a survivor to the lab to potentially unlock a new symptom, even if they are unsure.
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What happens if the player forgets to feed their zombie?
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What happens if the player forgets to feed their zombie?
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The zombie may become angry and cause problems, such as killing people.
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What is the 'Pike Music' directive?
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What is the 'Pike Music' directive?
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To find and eliminate a dangerous criminal named Pike Music.
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How does the player use the injector?
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How does the player use the injector?
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To test if a survivor is infected, with results showing 'infected' or 'not infected'.
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What is the reward for completing the game?
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What is the reward for completing the game?
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A gun called 'the blicky' and recognition from the chief.
01:40:39
💡 Key Takeaways
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Unlocking All Symptoms
This is a major milestone that changes the gameplay strategy, as research points become irrelevant.
10:43
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Zero Deaths in Block
Achieving zero deaths is a significant accomplishment, showing mastery of the game.
23:04
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Perfect Run
The player completes the game with zero deaths, a testament to their improved skills.
01:39:24
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Improved Skills
The player reflects on how much better they got at analyzing people, showing growth.
01:41:07Full Transcript
[00:01] JACK THE GUY AND WELCOME BACK finally to quarantine zone. I know it's been ages. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to go away from it. Uh life got really busy and then we were getting our AC changed and it's awesome now. I don't sweat in this
[00:16] room, but it just meant that there's people in and out doing stuff and I couldn't record anything. But hey, we're back. Kitty. Um do I remember how to play this game? Kind of. Will I [ __ ] it all up?
[00:30] Probably. But we should be going into our last evacuation attempt, right? It's only 4 days. Okay. I'm I'm GOING TO TRY I'M GOING TO TRY MY BEST. OH, did I know
[00:42] I'M GOING TO TRY MY BEST. OH, did I know this last time? very compromised position. Oh my god. I'm so sorry, everybody. Look, it survivors, right? Somebody else could have been a zombie, but they got killed
[00:57] >> [snorts] >> [ __ ] FIVE [ __ ] people killed. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm not good at that. [laughter]
[01:12] Like in the evacuation if you don't get it right, like you'll get oh slap in the wrist. Ow. And then you get to go again. But I haven't had any of that happen yet. So will I be allowed mess up this one and then I still win the game? I
[01:27] >> Next survivor. >> Next survivor. Let's see what you got going on. >> Need to check me in. Just look in my eyes. I'm fine. >> I will actually look in your eyes. Like
[01:42] >> I will actually look in your eyes. Like deep down into the center of your eyes. it's been like nine days since I played this. So, it already feels like I don't know how to play anymore. Um, okay. That stuff's fine.
[01:56] Um, okay. That stuff's fine. Let's see. 36 109. That's fine. That's fine. Oh my god. You're fine. What? Oh yeah. Apparently I did get [ __ ] over for this. That sometimes it was
[02:11] that's just my actual eyeballs messing up on me. That's nothing got to do with me not knowing what I'm doing. Okay. YOU GOT A GRENADE. CONFISCATE THAT. OH, shut up.
[02:25] That's mine. GIVE IT BACK. >> I WILL SHOOT YOU. I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN RIGHT NOW. >> YOU ARE IN A quarantine zone. >> Your turn, >> you moldy ass. Well, you don't have any
[02:39] mold on you, but let's see what them eyeballs be doing. Oh my god, everything's fine. Why is everything fine on you? I don't trust it whenever this happens. What else can I check? Your face looks
[02:52] normal. But I like this should be like a woohoo. You're free to go. Everything's great. But when I don't find anything, I get But when I don't find anything, I get really worried about it.
[03:10] see the contraband. Did I miss another one? I didn't even read this. Did I just let in like the new age killer of the century?
[03:22] horde, but someone may have slipped out before the area was completely sealed off. If their papers mention a district with an animal related name, send them to quarantine. Okay. I don't know if she had a district
[03:35] with an animal related whatever. Okay. What you got going on? Your temperature and heart rate. >> Anything wrong? I swear. Okay, I asked everyone at home as well to be like, "So, if this means this,
[03:50] these? Like, she could have this, but she definitely doesn't have these ones." And then everyone at home is like, "Yeah, I don't know." need to check this [ __ ] then, right? I just need to check her X-ray cuz that
[04:05] would really SPEED THINGS UP. OH, YOU GOT THE MOLDINESS. YOU GOT THE MOLD GOING ON DOWN IN YOUR SOUL. SOUL. YOU GOT THIS [ __ ] going on.
[04:18] And you got Is that an unknown symptom or is that just internal bleeding? Cuz I think that could just be internal bleeding, right? Should we send you off? bleeding, right? Should we send you off? See, I want a good inspection.
[04:34] like I think it's that, but it's way yellowower. So, I'm going to say unknown symptom and send you to the lab. Either way, you're [ __ ] dying.
[04:46] Excellent inspection. I DID IT [screaming] RIGHT. OH, WOOHOO. DIDN'T CHECK anything on the UV. Didn't check anything at all. Also, this modern Prometheus thing, I'm probably going to fail that. Look, I'm here for a good
[04:59] time, not a long time. In you go. In you go. Slowly does it. Nice new balances you got going on. I'm going to steal those after you go in. [screaming] the plastic fortress of doom?
[05:14] immediately. >> All right. What we got going on in you? Ooh. It's moving.
[05:27] heart and [ __ ] No, it is. I don't know about you guys, but my heart doesn't about you guys, but my heart doesn't move.
[05:39] They did update the game, but they fixed a couple of things. Organ necrosis. Unlock all the symptoms and receive the following. You've completed a time challenge, so I get 10. Okay. Organ
[05:52] necrosis. I hardly know, sis. Okay. Nice. So, I still have one left to get in there. What do I not have? Have all the stuff there. There. There. That's the last one. If I figure out the X-ray stuff
[06:08] further, then that's the last one I ever ever have to do. >> Next. >> Next. Please take off that [ __ ] hat. >> Can we hurry? I think we were followed. >> Please, can you hurry? I think I'm sick.
[06:24] Yeah. No [ __ ] Shillock. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Let me test everything else. 180. 80 YOU ALL UP IN THE [ __ ] HIGH 80 YOU ALL UP IN THE [ __ ] HIGH HEAVENS.
[06:43] fatiligo cuz I have nothing else left to catch as physical appearance symptoms, right? I don't know. I could be [ __ ] wrong. WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON IN THE UV?
[06:55] wrong. WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON IN THE UV? ANYTHING DOWN IN YOUR BOOTS REGION? ANYTHING DOWN IN YOUR BOOTS REGION? NO, you're clean.
[07:14] Fine. OH. OH, SHE GOT THE GURGLES. OH, SHE GOT sending you off immediately. I don't even care about what I get. OH, I GOT AN >> Come on. >> It's almost over. Yeah, for you
[07:31] Hey, what's up? >> You have to believe me. >> Step by step. Okay, you look a little paler. Uh, maybe not actually. Yeah, very actually. Love actually. Nose bleed. You
[07:49] got the pale skin. Let's see what's in your backpack, shall we? You stinky. No, you don't even have avocado, though. You some [ __ ] bullets. >> Please. That's all I have.
[08:02] >> No, please. That's mine. I WANTED TO KEEP MY LETHAL WEAPONS. >> Come on. GIVE ME 41. >> SON OF a [ __ ] >> SON OF a [ __ ] >> 98 and 40.7.
[08:18] to quarantine. Look, it's not telling me anything else. It's not telling me I need to scan any of these. So, from now on, I'm not doing that. I'm saving time. on, I'm not doing that. I'm saving time. That's not the right one.
[08:34] SO, THAT is how it works. I CAN'T BE arching anything else anymore. feel secure. >> Are you secure, sir? >> Are you secure, sir? John, yellow eyes over here. THAT'S MY
[08:49] THING. I'm the septic eye. Okay. Okay. So, I don't need to check this, right? So, I don't need to check this, right? Yeah, cuz it's not showing up. Yes. Although, this still counts as physical appearance. So, I need to scan you. Nice
[09:01] merch you got going on there. Repping the game. Are you stinky? Have you got anything UV on you? No. Scan your inards. Oh, yeah. Is that Is
[09:18] that necrosis? I kind of want to just send you to the lab, honestly, to see if I can catch another part of that symptom cuz it's kind of like half and half. Let's see. No, it doesn't look like this. It's like
[09:31] between these. I'm going to say unknown symptom cuz I want to get that and I don't care if I get something wrong. Okay, that's all fine. You will have to die though. Sorry, Ryan Campbell. Oh, I
[09:45] haven't even been checking the people's things. Excellent inspection. Woohoo! I AM ABOUT TO TICKLE MY TOES. This is fantastic. NOT FOR YOU. DEAD MAN
[09:57] This is fantastic. NOT FOR YOU. DEAD MAN WALKING. WE GOT A DEAD MAN WALKING. OKAY, I do have a body now that I can feed to my zombie.
[10:09] need anything. Oh, nope. Oh, we do need the power though. Oh, yeah, we do. Okay, that's fine. What have we got going on in here? Let me tear you limb from limb.
[10:26] Oh, yeah. You see this? Oh, yeah. That's going to have to come out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody hates those. Oh, sorry. Oh, so sleepy.
[10:43] Yeah, this feels floatier than it used to. I don't like it. It's weird. >> You have unlocked all the symptoms. Fatty hepattosis. Heptosis. That's what I called your mom last
[10:59] night. Fatty epitosis. [laughter] WOO. LET'S GO. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART ABOUT getting I mean these things I can still go without honestly but the best part about having all of these now is
[11:13] Research points really don't matter anymore. I can make as many mistakes as I want. I mean it would still be great to get it right and get all of this stuff just to make things easier, but I'm not like freaking out if I don't get
[11:26] I'm not like freaking out if I don't get it. No, you know what I'm saying? saying and that's the only one that matters. All right. Quarantiny. That's a lab. No. Go down. Yes.
[11:42] Quarantine maxed. What can I get for this? A rot detector alerts if rotten or infected meat is detected in baggage. Pretty sure you can just detect that yourself with your [ __ ] eyes and nose.
[11:58] back to that. and eyes and ears and mouth and nose. >> Next survivor. >> Next survivor. Come on in. Honestly,
[12:11] getting this upgrade is probably >> Stand here. They're coming closer. >> Stand here. They're coming closer. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Just shut it already. Huh? Did you ever think about that? Okay, let's check your [ __ ]
[12:27] Okay, let's check your [ __ ] [ __ ] shall we? holiday. Looks like someone does their squats every morning. Good for you.
[12:39] Think you're better than me? I guarantee you you're not. I could have you killed. you you're not. I could have you killed. Okay. I'm Okay. It says something about an animal related name. A district with an animal
[12:56] related name. I don't really say districts though. I'm kind of convinced you're fine. >> What's the death rate in here? >> Contraband not seized. Oh [ __ ] Okay, so there is Oh, it's not a symptom, but he
[13:09] there is Oh, it's not a symptom, but he can still have contraband. Oh, >> move it. >> Okay, then you got it. YOU GOT ALL SORTS OF [ __ ] ON YOU. What are we doing here? Hey.
[13:23] Hey. Hey. What? A hacksaw and a rifle. You can kill people with those. Oh, you got skin scratches. Skin marks.
[13:36] Oh, you got skin scratches. Skin marks. [cough] You got herpes. Technically, a cold sore counts as Technically, a cold sore counts as herpes.
[13:50] this. Um, >> you are in a court. >> you are in a court. >> Okay, you're coughing a lot. I feel like I can kind of hear it. [sighs]
[14:06] Is that yellow or green? That's green. And that's yellow. Okay. The I mean [laughter] that might be so obvious to some of you. To me, that is not that big a difference. Okay, I got to check your eyes.
[14:26] on? Yeah, that's tight. That's tight. What else you got going on? You have some of these little guys going on? Some of the pinks, some wormies, some pinks, some oranges. You got anything else going on?
[14:38] Like apples? Okay, you're fine. Oh, wait. No, you got Okay, you're fine. Oh, wait. No, you got these. Oh, [ __ ] That's not pinks. Okay. Sorry, sir. But you got to go to quarantine. You
[14:51] But you got to go to quarantine. You wormies, you these? Are you this? wormies, you these? Are you this? What else do I need to check? X-ray.
[15:03] someone's got the contrabands. >> You can't just take MY STUFF. >> SHUT UP, [ __ ] OH, you got the moldy brain. Well, kind of. You got this one. Color differences. You got to go to quarantine, sir. Henry
[15:17] Jackson. Is that a good one? Did I do good? >> come on. >> I AM GETTING SO GOOD. Even if I fail right now. >> I've lost so much already. Don't make me
[15:34] turn back now. >> You want to lose a little more? You want to lose a little more? Cuz you got some [ __ ] bruises on you. Doesn't mean [ __ ] but I got to check out your personage.
[15:55] That's a new pair of underwear that I haven't seen before. Where'd you get it? Maybe I'll go out and buy it myself and we can match.
[16:10] speed in this case cuz it's taking just [ __ ] forever to record these videos. So, on my inspection, everything's good except for the bruising, and the bruising is fine. So, can we crow [clears throat and snorts]
[16:25] Crow place. >> Good work, brother. >> Don't get used to the praise. >> THAT WAS PERFECT. >> THAT WAS PERFECT. I love this upgrade. It's [ __ ] sick.
[16:41] just let me pass. quarantine zone. >> Ew. [screaming] HE'S GOT [ __ ] ON HIS FACE. >> And he's stinky. >> Uhoh. Stinky. That means UV symptom, right?
[16:54] >> Cuz somebody mentioned that it doesn't have to be the bite mark. It just means anything that you catch under UV, which I didn't know. Hey, look at that maze. Huh? Huh? What's going on with the maze?
[17:08] You got anything else on you? Huh? I'll find it. I'll sniff it out. I'm like a find it. I'll sniff it out. I'm like a blood hound looking for infection. blood hound looking for infection. I may have missed a million things,
[17:23] but I could catch a million more. Yeah, you got UV symptoms all out your ass. you got UV symptoms all out your ass. Let me check them [ __ ] lungs, bruh. Okay, I'm sorry. You have got an infection symptom, so you ARE GOING TO
[17:36] infection symptom, so you ARE GOING TO [ __ ] DIE, DOUGLAS. >> Follow the guards. Douglas, I MAY HAVE GOTTEN SOMETHING WRONG, but what I didn't get wrong is that you are a stone cold criminal.
[17:51] >> Max survivor. >> That's money in the bank. Yo. Okay. Oh, it's 8k. I thought it was six. [ __ ]
[18:03] [ __ ] 9K. There's so much money for things. 9K. There's so much money for things. Reduces five medkits a day. Really need those honestly. Feeds up to 36 people a day. Well, I don't even have
[18:16] enough room for 36 people. You can't ever get room for 36 people. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Okay, Okay, this is all maxed out, right? Yeah,
[18:31] an auto feeder would be nice, but it's not essential. Okay, let me check your not essential. Okay, let me check your reflexes.
[18:43] That doesn't count as no reflex, right? Let me check on the X-ray. that's not really I think you're totally clear. I'm I'm trying to be fast. I'm trying to see how quick Yeah. See, I'm trying to see how
[18:58] quick Yeah. See, I'm trying to see how quick I can be now. I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY. to your commanding officer. I'm definitely reporting your phase to the sanitation COMMITTEE BECAUSE YOU UGLY AS [ __ ]
[19:17] OKAY. You've got aggression. You've also got a serious chronic case of ugly. high heavens. But only time will tell.
[19:33] them hands. Yo, WHAT THE [ __ ] WE GOT? There's a tattoo. Okay, nice line work. There's a tattoo. Okay, nice line work. Whatever. some of those guys going on. All right. We got some wormy spermies.
[19:48] We got some wormy spermies. Cooly woolly. Are those the only two? Cooly woolly. Are those the only two? Oh. Oh, we got some necrotic spots. And Oh. Oh, we got some necrotic spots. And we got some straw.
[20:04] LIQUIDATE >> ANGER MANAGEMENT counseling one two >> marriage count or ANGER COUNSEL IS NOT WORKING [screaming]
[20:16] IN THE [ __ ] KNEES empty the mag >> I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HEISENBERG THAT THAT'S WHAT'S going to happen to you if don't [ __ ] around you won't have to find out
[20:30] >> what happens if you find something will you do TO ME I WILL SHOVE THE HAND OF GOD UP INTO EVERY CAVITY THAT IS IN YOUR BODY TO FIND THE SOURCE OF THE [ __ ] THAT I SEE BEFORE ME. OR, you know, I'll just like scan and
[20:46] stuff. You got a heart rate monitor or a blood pressure monitor, I mean. Okay. Okay. What else we got going on? Any UV symptoms? No.
[20:58] saw something. Ooh, you got a skin rash going on. This is a This is a mighty dangerous angle that I'm at with you. I'm so
[21:10] sorry. Okay, skin wash. And that means you got Okay, skin wash. And that means you got to go to the quarantini.
[21:24] not good for your eyes. You got some pinks going on. The singer. You got Okay, so you got all the [ __ ] green ones going on in here. Ooh, and you got that one. Ooh, that's bad, sister. I'm sorry, but our
[21:39] that's bad, sister. I'm sorry, but our survey says you're [ __ ] Wait, did you have this one? Hold on. I need to get a closer look at your eyeballs again. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Okay, straight through the
[21:52] Yeah, you do. Okay, straight through the quarantine. Bye-bye. Wait, why? I'm fine. >> Are you fine? Are you fine? What an excellent day it is to be me.
[22:08] Any rats to kill? That's not my gun. to bring a body. People keep posting the clip where I shot the guy by accident
[22:20] and using the Asdiff movie like, "Hey guys, check out my new camera." Oh, wait. This isn't a camera. >> [laughter] >> Oh, it's hilarious, I tell you. Here you go, Zom.
[22:35] Although, I don't really know why I would need to keep you alive to send you off because like they'll [snorts] get evacuated, but So, I don't need the money from your evacuation. But you know what? I love
[22:48] evacuation. But you know what? I love you dearly, so I'll just do it. you dearly, so I'll just do it. I love my zombie children.
[23:04] everything up. Zero deaths and block. That's what peak performance looks like. You're looking at it. Check this out. [music]
[23:17] bet that you're out there wondering what a face like that even does. It looks a face like that even does. It looks like it does this.
[23:30] Music Musk, heady criminal and con artist. Stabbed a guard at checkpoint to be dangerous. Apprehend and if necessary, neutralize. Find and necessary, neutralize. Find and eliminate Pike music. Okay.
[23:45] >> What we got going on in here, y'all? >> Oh my god, there's four of you in here. >> Oh my god, there's four of you in here. >> No incidents reported. lot of [ __ ] I kind of just want to kill you. I
[23:57] >> I kind of just want to kill you, honestly. Let's check out. Okay, your brain is still [ __ ] Um, you got that in your eyes. You're
[24:09] breathing. [groaning] Okay, so it didn't get worse. and skin r skin skin scratches. Still have that. I'm kind of the mind that if
[24:25] he still has some of these and nothing has gotten better, like one of these hasn't disappeared, I'm kind of inclined to just [ __ ] kill you. Honestly, let's see what happens. [snorts] [groaning]
[24:37] I'll take the blow. >> Sure. >> Sure. >> I'm so curious if I got that right. Probably not. I'm just sick of everybody dying in
[24:49] quarantine on me. I don't need it in my life anymore. What I need is number go up, but if it goes down, it goes way down. Oh, I [ __ ] knew. I could feel it in my tits.
[25:02] bruises and they're gone. YOU'RE SAFE. OH, WAIT. You go. >> I won't forget this kindness. >> How did I just locked in suddenly? >> How did I just locked in suddenly? Somebody like opened the door, let me
[25:17] in, and then locked THE DOOR BECAUSE I GOT LOCKED THE [ __ ] in this episode. nose. You had pale skin. It's still pale skin, isn't it? You an
[25:29] elevated temperature. Zombie killed. Whoa. Had a zombie walking around my place. Okay, you still have elevated Oh, wait. I don't think you would. Oh, are you the one I got wrong? Cuz I It's
[25:44] supposed to be elevated pulse, not temperature. Part of me wants to kill you, but that's just because I'm blood hungry.
[25:56] not eat it. But if you're a zombie and your blood coagulates, then I'm going to have to chew on it a little bit. All right, Dora, get out here. I think you might be a zombie, but I'm not sure. I could do my injection thing.
[26:10] Actually, maybe I should just to clear it up. So, you had skin rash and [ __ ] in your eye. Okay, skin rash is still there.
[26:23] >> And the [ __ ] in your eye is still there. Okay, let's do it on you then. >> Oh, you didn't >> eliminated. >> You didn't like hearing that, did you? You didn't like hearing that. Nuhuh.
[26:37] Nuh-uh. Ah, you [ __ ] dropped that correctly. correctly. >> Yep. Wait, do I have another thing? says I have times one. Can I use it again?
[26:56] >> What are you doing? >> The subject isn't trusted my guts. I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY GUTS OR YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN THEM. Did I hear that correctly? Yeah, you did. Merch, MERCH, MERCH. NO POINT
[27:13] shoot them in the back of the head myself, does it just speed up the process? I'm about to get 8K, though. Oh, wait. I might not be able to spend it yet. Cuz I need to buy stuff for my habitat.
[27:28] I think food should be good from now on. Okay, I can I can I can buy it. I can Okay, I can I can I can buy it. I can buy it. Woo! I only have $80 left, which kind of sucks. Okay, I have seven survivors and blocks and have 25
[27:41] survivors and blocks and have 25 possible. I need to get to 18. And I've been doing really well. This episode so far, I think, is the best I've been playing continuously for a while. I'm going to [ __ ] it all up.
[27:56] [music] >> Yeah, that's what I said. Okay. No. No. Uh, no. And no. >> See, I took this last time and it [ __ ]
[28:08] me up, didn't it? Um, who am I looking for again? Pike Um, who am I looking for again? Pike music. You are batty bait. Okay, you're definitely another influencer or YouTuber in this game. I should just be
[28:24] killing all of those that I see. Hunt them down until they are no more. Oh, I thought that was a symptom.
[28:43] >> You are in a quarantine zone. >> I think that counts as fine, right? Everything else seems good, homie. >> I I think you're good. I think you're >> forction. >> And if I'm really wrong, I will find you
[28:56] >> And if I'm really wrong, I will find you and shoot you in the back of the head. >> Why your face angry? >> Stupid. I can't believe this.
[29:11] straight up aggression out of nowhere, might I add. Let me have a look at you. Let me have a look at you.
[29:23] >> Okay, you're clear. EVERYTHING ON YOUR BODY CLEAR. BODY CLEAR. That's clear.
[29:40] that's actually fine. What? What was the other thing? Okay, What? What was the other thing? Okay, your eyes. Let me see them eyes. Okay, we got some pinks, we got some [ __ ] worms, we got the oranges, and we
[29:52] got the hay. Okay, so we got all of the main ones. All of the clear ones. Oh, but you got one of those. Oh, that ain't going to fly, amigo.
[30:05] That going that ain't going to fly in my habitat. Naomi Stewart. Okay, see you later. [screaming] [screaming] Try it. TRY IT. YEAH, I I I [ __ ] knew
[30:18] it. I [ __ ] KNEW IT. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT YOU. WHY ARE YOU GETTING IN MY WAY? CHRIST. DON'T TRY ANYTHING. >> I FEEL OKAY.
[30:31] >> I PROMISE. >> WHOA. I FEEL OKAY. I PROMISE. I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR NECK A little bit and drink the fluids that come OUT OF IT. I JUST WANT TO TAP ON YOUR HEAD AND SEE WHAT FALLS OUT. BUT I'M FINE. YOU
[30:44] GOT SOME [ __ ] SEPTIC eyes going on, my dog. [snorts] Okay, well, it's not so bad so far, but let's see how much worse can we far, but let's see how much worse can we get.
[31:00] tum, are you? Either you just ate a [ __ ] ton of macked or you're about to get killed. Oh, I thought those polka dots were a Wait, does that mean I have every symptom now?
[31:16] Oh, dip. I got everything. That's awesome. So, does that mean I never have awesome. So, does that mean I never have to do unknown symptom again? wait. Is that fine? Something looked really off. I think I was just seeing
[31:31] really off. I think I was just seeing the the color through the other thing. Wait, why are you holding your stomach? Uh-oh. with you. >> Oh, wait.
[31:46] okay. Which one is that? We have so many [ __ ] symptoms that come to this now. think it's just internal bleeding, right? right? Oo, but that is rough if I am wrong.
[32:01] Oo, but that is rough if I am wrong. Let's find out. Scarlet Nelson. >> Come on. >> I got it right. What's up, buttercup? I'mma check your name immediately. >> I don't have any symptoms. See,
[32:18] >> I don't have any symptoms. See, >> I don't have any symptoms. See, I'm totally fine. You just got to check me over and then let me go.
[32:33] Or does that just say fearless? Oh, it's supposed to be fearless. You got your [ __ ] all [ __ ] up, dude. And you got the [ __ ] slack jaw.
[32:46] Oh, that's an absent reflex. But that's not bad. That's not bad. That just means your body don't work. A tape, Operation Overlord, and a battery. What are you trying to do? Take over the world?
[33:02] over the world? Okay. Nothing UV on you? Nothing UV on you. Alrighty. I think you're good to go, Alrighty. I think you're good to go, dog.
[33:17] Frank, right? Okay. Is that a good inspection? >> dude. I am [ __ ] crushing it right now. Absolutely crushing it. About to Oh, I'm about to crush your head. >> Please, just check. You'll see. I'm
[33:32] fine. >> Please just check. You'll see. I'm fine. >> Please just check. You'll see. I'm fine. I highly [ __ ] doubt it. Skin scratches, SKIN CUTS ALL OVER your [ __ ]
[33:48] Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You also got the droopies going on with your eyes, which means I'm right, let me see this tattoo cuz you could be hiding a bite mark in this could be hiding a bite mark in this [ __ ]
[34:06] appearance also means skin. I've been getting away by the skin of my teeth. Okay, you got some wormies. Oh, you got those guys. Oh, you're infected. We got some wormies and you're infected.
[34:20] We got some wormies and you're infected. Oh, I'm sorry, but our survey says get [ __ ] Get some of these, but also this. >> You are in a quarantine zone. You are going straight to hell.
[34:35] >> Where am I going? >> Straight to hell. I I just told her. >> Is she not listening? >> LISTEN WHEN I SAY YOU'RE DYING. Our survey says DING DING DING DING. JACKPOT.
[34:50] >> ARE YOU SURE you're the one who's supposed to inspect us? >> Uhhuh. Are you sure you shouldn't just go straight to the [ __ ] hole? Because your eyes are hooked. And watch this. You got a slack jaw.
[35:06] AGGRESSION TOO. [screaming] WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? NOTHING YET. I mean, I EVER DO TO YOU? NOTHING YET. I mean, I will kill you severely will kill you severely with tremendous amounts of punishment.
[35:21] Okay. Um, and let me check them eyeballs cuz you're going to have some [ __ ] in there, aren't you? Oh, it's all red, cloudy, and [ __ ] Okay. You got some sperm worms. You got some straw. That's all I'm seeing, though.
[35:36] Okay. Um, is this an excellent inspection? I don't think so. I think I sped this one up a bit too much. Never mind. I am goated with so much sauce that you can't even taste the flavor of anything else.
[35:57] >> Guys, JUST IN MY EYES, >> GUYS. WE CAN'T BE WE CAN'T BE LETTING THIS HAPPEN. [music] Don't act scared.
[36:11] Okay. Oh, that's a pocket. I thought your skin was glitched. Okay. Oh, kept thinking I saw something. You Oh, kept thinking I saw something. You might actually be pretty chill.
[36:30] Never [ __ ] mind. Are you kidding me? Wait, is that just UV symptom or does this count as UV contraband as well? I think it's just UV symptom. Oh, that means you're infected though,
[36:43] Oh, that means you're infected though, right? Ooh. Ooh. Let's just see what happens. That might be a poor inspection. special processing. >> I still don't have that one figured out.
[36:59] one cuz it's one or the other. I mean, I got it right, but >> Let me wait. >> I don't really know why. >> Give me a second. This is all too much. >> You got skin cuts all over your [ __ ]
[37:12] [laughter] Okay. 38 elevated. Uh, we got skin cuts. Nice. Lock it in. Lock it in. >> Quarantine zone. are a quarantine zone.
[37:26] If you need an assistance, nobody gives a [ __ ] If you need an adult, I'm here. >> But I will shoot you right between the >> But I will shoot you right between the cheeks of your ass.
[37:44] Okay. Yeah, we got the yellow one. Now I have I don't trust myself anymore. Uh, and you got something inside you. What you got going on in here? Huh? [cough]
[38:00] Uh. >> Oh, she got the bad brain. Okay. Wait, does that count as [screaming] >> You're robbing me. >> Why? >> Ah, that's a zombie part. Ooh,
[38:15] somebody did say something about it in the comments last time that I should do that. Next. Excellent. Dude, what happened to you? Did you get in fight with a lawnmower
[38:27] and your face one? >> Really starting to piss me off. >> I didn't do anything to you. All I did was make fun of your appearance and the >> Back off, buddy.
[38:40] >> Back off, buddy. >> Well, back off, buddy. tonight. Yeah. What do you think about that? Not so [ __ ] cool anymore, are
[38:54] that? Not so [ __ ] cool anymore, are we, sir? Okay, it's all just gravy. we, sir? Okay, it's all just gravy. Wait, you can't just be fine, are you? Wait, you can't just be fine, are you? Ah, Pike music. I have to eliminate your
[39:08] Ah, Pike music. I have to eliminate your ass. I'm going to do this. [laughter] >> Oh, it feels so good to murder. >> You're safe now. Your name's not Pike Music.
[39:24] Music. He died so fabulously as well. Uh, me. >> What? >> What? Okay, that stuff's fine. Uh, let's see.
[39:38] Do you got [ __ ] dinosaur eggs on you? Okay, you might have pale skin. This Okay, you might have pale skin. This looks like it's probably pale skin. Yes. Okay. pale skin and a no bueno.
[39:52] Uh, what else am I checking? That was fine. Everything else about your appearance is fine, >> but you got to go in the hall. I don't think that's a good inspection,
[40:06] though. >> Sure. >> What else could go wrong? >> I had a feeling. Unless I was supposed to confiscate those ostrich eggs. I don't [ __ ] know.
[40:19] Okay. 9K for that. Oh, and solar panels. Solar panels are clutch. Don't really need these upgrades. The generator upgrade would be nice.
[40:34] And the I got to go feed my Z. The lab upgrade would be nice as well. It's nice to feed them at the end of the day cuz your cart gets reset then the day cuz your cart gets reset then the next day.
[40:49] there, then I've done it. But also sequencing it at the end of the day also works out brilliantly. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Oh, no drive. Yeah, chow down, amigo.
[41:09] Oh. Oh, I could do it. I could end it all. I could [ __ ] you all up. I could do all. I could [ __ ] you all up. I could do it. I'm not afraid. Kitty, what's the cat's temperature and heart rate? Oh my god, you can actually check it. Oh,
[41:21] god, you can actually check it. Oh, that's so [laughter] fun. Okay, I think that was a good day, wasn't it? Uhoh. >> I forgot about this part. We got a air strike now. Whoa. Why am I
[41:37] We got a air strike now. Whoa. Why am I Why am I going down?
[41:55] Nice. That's epic. [ __ ] yeah. Oh, it feels so good to be a gangster.
[42:11] Wait, I should just fire these out anyway.
[42:26] [ __ ] home. Oh, they reset so fast now. This is Oh, they reset so fast now. This is [ __ ] awesome.
[42:38] Okay, let's air strike like here.
[43:00] Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I am decimating this landscape. God. Reloading takes forever on this gun.
[43:19] been, MAN. IT ONLY TOOK UNTIL THE LAST episode for me to really just understand the game, huh? And just get really stuck in. Penalty is one. Oh, yeah. in. Penalty is one. Oh, yeah. Zero deaths in block, though.
[43:37] Might get my nipples pierced to celebrate. Kitty. >> New directives are now available. Check the bulletins board immediately.
[43:49] don't confiscate it. They're a farmer helping us burn corpses. The smell draws infected and we need the help. Okay. Don't confiscate a flamethrower. You got >> What's going on? >> Quarantine status stable. No incidents
[44:06] >> Um, I should Oh, I have zero now. >> It's hard to think straight. >> Okay, you still have pale skin. Pale skin on its own doesn't seem like enough,
[44:21] you know. And I think I would like to know if I got an excellent or not on these people. Let me put you back in for a second and let me check the other person cuz I might just let you go.
[44:34] How many do I have in here now? 10. I need eight more. Okay. I have so much money. This is awesome.
[44:54] >> Hey. Okay. You had an elevated temperature, Uh, you had skin cuts, which you still have, and you've
[45:13] so I'm just going to send you to liquidation. >> I don't know. Getting this wrong and losing $1,000. That could be worse. You IN BOTH YOUR ASS cheeks as you walk away. I don't know why I said both
[45:28] away. I don't know why I said both instead of both. Oh yeah, clicking heads. Oh, I'm getting so good at this.
[45:41] >> YOU'RE STILL STAYING IN QUARANTINE THOUGH. SORRY. OKAY. REFLEXES, HUH? HEY,
[46:07] content creator person as well? >> You are in a quarantine zone. supposed to do. >> Remove your outer clothing. >> Okay. Contaminated package. I'm supposed to just kill you.
[46:19] to just kill you. >> Okie dokie. You will die today, sir. How did you think you were getting in with this? I'm letting a guy in with a flamethrower and you're still the worst person we've ever seen.
[46:31] person we've ever seen. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We doubled it up. That's all the confirmation I needed. And that [screaming] you got a [ __ ] comorbidity of [ __ ]
[46:46] you got a [ __ ] comorbidity of [ __ ] going on. >> [sighs] >> Okay. So, you got green breathing. Whoa. >> Okay. So, you got green breathing. Whoa. Good for you. I don't cuz I have asthma.
[47:00] Good for you. I don't cuz I have asthma. All right. Take care now. [ __ ] off then.
[47:12] to feel oh so right when the bank account goes ching. >> They say zombies eat brains. Now I know why you're still alive. They say zombies eat brains. Now I know why you're still alive. You sound like Barney the
[47:27] dinosaur. Hey there kids. I've got red skin and freckles on my face. AND I CAN GET SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE [ __ ] ASS CHEEKS IF I DON'T HOLD ON TO MY DISPOSITION A little bit. You also got aggressive
[47:40] face. Even if that's not true, I'm just going to say it is cuz I don't like you. All right, let's see what's going on with your body. Are those skin cuts on your feet? No,
[47:56] I don't think so. Some of the Oh, I think that stuff's fine. Okay, that's fine. Talk to Steuart. Oh, Steuart, wait there, please. STUART, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT. STUART, I did
[48:13] what YOU WANTED. ARE WE FRIENDS NOW? CAN I HAVE MONEY? >> It's nearly complete. I just have a little more preparation, but I will >> Okay. >> Thank you. I know science itself will
[48:28] never forget what you have done. >> Thank you, Stuart. Wait for news from Stuart. Okay. Okay. I do like as well that they brought in I wonder if that guy always shows up near the end to be like, "Hey,
[48:41] if you don't have the four things, here's just a guy that has all of them.
[48:58] messes with my head. That looks slightly pinker than normal, doesn't it? But it to send you off anyway for the aggression. But let's just see. >> You want to go? Yeah. I got a rob for
[49:12] >> inspection [ __ ] Garfield over here. skin. Oh, that Oh, that means you're going to die, sir.
[49:28] I I don't know what to tell you, but death death is highly on the agenda for you. Just ever so much. And let let's SEE IF WE CAN ADD to it. Okay, maybe not. Let's see if we can add to it.
[49:45] see if we can add to it. Kermit the frog here. Is the season to be happy and joyou? Yes. La. for you. >> Don't punch the grunt. Don't punch the
[50:00] grunt. >> I don't trust him. [ __ ] I knew it. But the way he acted, I knew it. >> I knew YOU WERE GOING TO COME for me. See what happened there? Handlebars.
[50:14] >> All right. >> I only have to check this on you. What? to do. Apart from maybe like a tutorial.
[50:30] No. >> I was helping others out there. >> I was helping others out there. >> Wait, help me. out there.
[50:42] in light of what might be your last day on Earth, which it might just be au. Okay, let me check this [ __ ]
[50:56] Ooh. You got lucky, amigo. You got lucky, amigo. And let me check yan. Ah, what? Why? Why? Why would I ever do that to you? Why?
[51:12] Okay, what do you got? You got to [ __ ] off. Okay, straight to jail. Straight to jail, Walter Thompson. Get >> Seriously? >> Oh, you seriously?
[51:29] >> What do you mean out of your way? You have to be here and you might just be going to quarantine with the way you're acting. What you hiding in that belly, HUH? OH, [screaming] WE GOT SOME RED BRUISING.
[51:47] like you have a bite mark on you. You just The way you've been hostile towards just The way you've been hostile towards me feels like a bite mark is looming.
[52:01] >> A potato for your turn. >> Remove your outer clothing, hats, glasses, and gloves. >> Okay, so what does this count as? >> Oh, yellow and [ __ ] >> Um, fatty hepattosis.
[52:26] OKAY? ARE YOU SAFE? >> I FEEL OKAY. I promise. Will you feel okay when you got a bullet in your head? Okay, you got bruising on your face and you've got like the other red eyes, the conjunctivitis.
[52:45] Are you good? Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] He got contaminated goods, which mean he going to [ __ ] die. But let's see what else we can add to the tally, shall we? Okay. Okay.
[53:00] Are you uh oh stinky or are you fine? You are fine. Me thinks okay. Reflex. That's fine. [cough] Eyeballs.
[53:17] got some of those other guys. We got some straw. We got all the main ingredients of the regular goose. Guys and dudes. Goose. Oh, but you got that one. But it doesn't really matter because I'm going to kill you anyway.
[53:32] [ __ ] die because as you can see, you got some contaminated baggage, which is bad. So, Douglas Garcia, bye-bye. You are not the chosen one. You are the weakest link. Get out of here.
[53:44] >> I trust you guys, but this feels wrong. >> You shouldn't trust us unless you trust >> You shouldn't trust us unless you trust us to shoot you in the head. us to shoot you in the head. >> I feel okay. I promise. Are you [ __ ]
[53:56] >> I feel okay. I promise. Are you [ __ ] sure about that? Are you [ __ ] sure about that? Cuz it doesn't look like you're okay. You got some Shrek coming out of your nose. You know what THAT MEANS? YOU'RE GOING TO [screaming] DIE.
[54:12] You're going to die A REALLY PAINFUL DEATH. Skin cuts. DEATH. Skin cuts. Is this the herpes one? Don't get close. Skin cuts. and purpose.
[54:28] or something as well. Come on, make my day. Oh, what does that count as? Is that just necrosis? Well, we're going to find out if I get a
[54:41] crappy inspection or not. What you got going on on the internal What you got going on on the internal side of things? >> She got to [ __ ] go. >> Stay calm and wait.
[54:56] >> All right, take care now. Bye-bye then. >> Piss off. of your [ __ ] I might not have confiscated contraband. Never mind. >> It's like a bunker for dead people. It's so fun. It's like a holiday forever.
[55:12] >> Come on. >> Nice. Nice. back. >> Will you uh die?
[55:27] >> Will you uh die? Okay. Freckles. but you don't got nothing else. Okay,
[55:43] let's mark these down for now. They don't mean anything, but I need points. don't mean anything, but I need points. Um, okay. Okay, you got those two.
[55:57] No straw or worms, huh? Okay. I don't think I've seen that very often. Um, and your skeleton bones.
[56:10] See, to me, this looks bad. This heart looks bad to me. But I think it's just cuz your character has like a really teeny tiny frame. Is it? I mean, I only got these. So, maybe you can just come on through.
[56:28] I feel like I'm missing something. Why am I nervous to let you in? >> Move it. >> I didn't see it.
[56:47] >> Can I just go? Um, no. You can't just go because you Um, no. You can't just go because you got a bloody nose. You have got yellow eyes. I You got some [ __ ] jaunders going on, bro.
[57:01] Now, that doesn't mean that the zombies going to come out of you, but you know, I just got to check anyway. I still don't know if UV counts as that first one. Okay, no reaction. You're free to go,
[57:16] miss. You didn't have a bag, did you? No. I think they're free to go. >> Thanks for letting me live. At least >> Thanks for letting me live. At least >> don't make me wait.
[57:32] game. >> Doing is this really necessary? >> I'm just checking your bag. >> What do you mean? >> Okay, your breathing's clear. You might actually be goated.
[57:51] boots. What you hiding on me? Huh? What you hiding on me? Huh? What you hiding on, daddy? Nothing. Huh? Are you just the nicest little boy we've
[58:05] Are you just the nicest little boy we've ever seen? I think you might just be. I got a ton of survivors on this one. Unless I did something bad. >> Next door. You'll be better than okay. You'll be fine.
[58:24] I didn't. Whoa. Whoa. >> Hypodermic needle. Dude, he could kill someone with that pencil.
[58:37] You've got rashes in places that you didn't have before. [screaming] Someone's going to die.
[58:57] Come on down to Death Town. and chasing your way to the bank. >> Almost end.
[59:13] have to confiscate it, so it didn't count. Brilliant. Oh, the sounds of gunshots taking the brains of people who would kill me is so sweet to hear.
[59:29] sweet to hear. Hope Stewart has news for me tomorrow. Where am I? Where am I going? Am I taking this zombie to bed?
[59:51] Snacky snacky. You know, it'd be great if you guys actually did some work every now and then, but who am I to judge? The only person worth a damn in this place, and I'm going to get them [ __ ] fired.
[1:00:04] and I'm going to get them [ __ ] fired. How many things do I have? Whoa, I have so many now. Oh, look at that little guy. Hell yeah. Kitty, go to sleep and good night. I've killed
[1:00:22] go to sleep and good night. I've killed dozens of people. That's great. Zero deaths in block because your boy is amazing.
[1:00:39] Zombie invasion. STEWART, [screaming] WHAT DID YOU DO? >> OH [ __ ] >> OH [screaming] [ __ ] WAIT, that's not a zombie. WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL STANDING AROUND? YOU SHOULD BE PANICKING. RUN FOR
[1:00:54] >> DO IT, RIGHT? >> Don't get used to kind of flesh. >> He shouldn't have tried to play God. That thing tore him apart. Thanks for stepping in. Whoa. Steuart left something for you in his tent. Said you
[1:01:08] would understand. >> What the hell did Stuart do?
[1:01:28] Thanks, dude. That's amazing, bro. Okay. H I don't really want to get that upgrade cuz everything's fine the way it is.
[1:01:47] else, can I? More soldiers. Several soldiers shooting zombies during attacks. That's kind of cool cuz I like the power hasn't been a problem ever really for me.
[1:02:03] problem ever really for me. Yeah, I want the more fun upgrades. Quarantine's maxed. Rot detector. I don't really care about. I mean, I could just get 9k soon. I might get it on this run. Who knows?
[1:02:18] might get it on this run. Who knows? Might [ __ ] around and get rich. All right, what's on the board for today?
[1:02:30] I am amazing. I'm even greater than I thought I was. [laughter] >> I wouldn't touch you even if I were a
[1:02:43] >> I wouldn't touch you even if I were a zombie. Well, you might just have to. Okay, you have aggression. You still have that. So, I'm going to check your organs and if they be bad.
[1:03:01] Oh, I didn't know if that was a real one. Right. You're the You're the one. Right. You're the You're the confusing one.
[1:03:14] I think he's fine. I think he's fine. >> Yeah, he's fine. He's a sound lad. I I am glad it gives you confirmation basically immediately. skin, right? Oh, I didn't even mark the pale skin. Oh [ __ ]
[1:03:34] zombie. You still have the bruise. Let's see if you're still aggressive. Yeah. And let's see if you still What was the other thing? Elevated temperature. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I'm sorry.
[1:03:49] I'm sorry, but I don't trust any of that. >> Is this another [cough] checkpoint? >> Yep. It's a checkpoint on the way to hell. Two days in quarantine.
[1:04:02] I think you're probably safe then at this point. Okay. Wait. Let me see if I >> Not yelling at >> cuz I'm still unsure. IS IT GOOD? [screaming]
[1:04:14] They just have so many symptoms. I'm like, I don't trust that. Okay. So, you had pale skin. You still have it. But that's all you had. I I think you're fine. I think you're fine.
[1:04:27] What's the point? Yay. >> Yay. Yay. Yay. I have 14 people. Woohoo. And I HAVE TWO DAYS TO DO IT. OH, you're
[1:04:42] you? >> Just check. You'll see. I'm fine. Daylight, so you're not fine. I will have to kill you. Uhoh. have to kill you. Uhoh. Whoopsie. Somebody did a [ __ ] wucky.
[1:04:57] Is this herpes? God, your skin's all mottled. It's all dirty. Okay. Well, you got to bite anyway, so I Okay. Well, you got to bite anyway, so I don't really care if I get it wrong.
[1:05:10] don't really care if I get it wrong. But you got to go, Dwight Fairfield. >> So, where am I going now? >> Excellent inspection, Dwight. You're going into that, and there's a portal in there. It's shaped like a bullet going
[1:05:23] at 9 meters per second. Cha-ching. [snorts] Okay. How much money do I have? Or how much STUFF DO I HAVE? [screaming] LOTS. What's good? Titanium hammer. I don't
[1:05:37] my gun. Faster layer switching. Don't really care about that. Amplified sensors. I guess I could get this. I could get both of these.
[1:05:49] Yeah. Nice. And I can get this and work my way up. >> It's actually all working out beautifully for me. Why you hiding
[1:06:03] behind those glasses? >> Oh, no reflex. >> Oh, no reflex. No reflex at all. OH, UV. OH, OKAY. >> Quarantine zone. >> You are in a quarantine zone. You're
[1:06:19] glasses. >> Okay, good. That means just >> Okay, good. That means just >> just stink
[1:06:34] like that's that's the herpes, right? That's the herpus burp burpus. Is that all you got on you? Cuz that means you're fine. >> What's the death rate in >> Oh, I keep forgetting about that. If it
[1:06:49] still be checking it. Whoopsies. >> What was that noise? >> Are they here? Oh, your gay thoughts. Yes, they're Oh, your gay thoughts. Yes, they're everywhere.
[1:07:07] That's nice, bro. Everything's green. That's epic. are you? The X-ray is still weird to me cuz I uh
[1:07:23] I think that's okay. >> What if something goes wrong? >> Don't make me wait. >> Yes. So [ __ ] sick. IT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN everything's going your way. >> I feel okay. I swear
[1:07:37] >> I feel okay. I swear >> you make food. stains on your hands, which I'm going to mark down as UV
[1:07:51] symptom. Now, if the game decides that that's wrong, it can go [ __ ] itself. getting too comfortable. I'm getting too comfortable and I need to be put in my
[1:08:06] place. Put me in my place. Put me in my place right now. >> Finally, >> I got the answer, but for the wrong
[1:08:18] reasons. >> Okay, you got a lot. >> Sorry if I'm slow. It's hard to think straight. >> Hard to think straight when you're [ __ ] zombie. Okay. Elevated pulse
[1:08:36] 153. Um, you got blood from the mouth.
[1:08:48] Or are you actually? Let's see. Maybe you're going straight into a grave. By which I mean a zombie's mouth to be fed back into the system. Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
[1:09:09] >> Okay. >> And gloves. >> I can't wait. I can't remember. Do I take these or do I mark it as >> Okay. Zombie parties. $10 off is fine. Um,
[1:09:23] what else did I say you had? You had Jesus. That goes way down. You had Jesus. That goes way down. Is it this one?
[1:09:43] >> Okay, come on. >> Nice. Nice. This isn't a hard hat area >> to believe me. you mean I have to believe you? Believe what? OH, YOU GOT FATTY HEPATTOSIS.
[1:09:59] what? OH, YOU GOT FATTY HEPATTOSIS. >> [screaming] >> I KNOW. IT'S SO EXCITING, isn't it? [screaming]
[1:10:14] you you capped out at the right place. Well, maybe not yet. We'll see. Oh, but for a second. I forgot how to [ __ ] play the game. Everything else is clear. Ooh, pit stains, though.
[1:10:32] Is your skin pale? Yes. In the hall, it's nice knowing I don't have to do a bulletin for today. Oh my god, there's still so many people. >> I feel okay. I promise.
[1:10:44] >> I feel okay. I promise. >> I don't feel okay cuz you're hitting me. What the [ __ ] bro? Okay. Okay. Excellent. Excellent. Nice. Nice. Nice. Okay, that seems cool. Unless I completely missed something.
[1:11:00] Unless I completely missed something. Did they count as freckles? freckles. Might just be dirt though. But the dirt should go away then, right?
[1:11:15] You have to go to quarantine, bro. I see pinks here. But I saw one of them. Where did it go? Did I not see one of them?
[1:11:28] left? That's Bade. >> What do you mean, >> Gary Cook? Woo! I did miss anything.
[1:11:40] >> Measures. >> You are in a quarantine zone. Stay calm >> I know the rules. >> I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay. >> You know the rules and so do I. longing for infection. [snorts]
[1:11:53] >> You got a skin rash that I'm thinking of. of. >> Ooh, red bruising, too. Unless that's a quarantine.
[1:12:10] >> Don't make ME WAIT. >> THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE. HOLY [ __ ] >> I don't want to cause any trouble. Just let >> It might not be any trouble, dog. Just don't worry about it.
[1:12:23] don't worry about it. Okay, that's green, right? Yes. name from Nickelback. Okay, we got some
[1:12:36] pinks. We got both colors in the green. I think I saw some straw and worms. Yes. Okay, so we got all the greens and nothing else. Man, who am I? Remember when I started
[1:12:51] this game or even the last episode and I was still [ __ ] [ __ ] up all the time. was still [ __ ] [ __ ] up all the time. What is that? was that poop? That's a sausage in your ass.
[1:13:05] [screaming] Did you Oh, it's bullets. I That's NOT >> That's cool. >> I just negated it all. God [ __ ] damn it. Oh, I should have done it from the side. Okay. Uh, what did you have? I
[1:13:18] think that was just internal bleeding, right? right? Oh, wait. That means you're free to go. >> Survivor. >> So many mistakes with contraband lately.
[1:13:35] >> Let's just get this over with. >> Sure. Wait, you don't have anything marked? You have something in you. What if somebody just has like a bomb all of a sudden and I have to like seize it immediately or I die?
[1:13:48] Is that it? Are you just chill like that? Wait, hold >> What's the point? >> Touch my Nazis. I keep [ __ ] that up. thorough. >> My hands won't stop shaking.
[1:14:08] down. Maybe you can have contraband in your knees. I don't know what that is. Oh, her mouth looked weird for a second. Oh, her mouth looked weird for a second. Her What is that?
[1:14:26] >> I'm not confiscating it. I'm going to get in trouble if I do.
[1:14:45] You got so close. That's fine. quarantine. You got all the regulars, but you got uh
[1:14:57] the little red guy or the little orange guy. Oh, and that one. Ooh. Ooh, that's bad.
[1:15:11] Yeah. Whoopsies. Somebody did a [ __ ] wookie. >> There's so many PEOPLE IN QUARANTINE. GET THEM OUT. Free them. me. >> I'll yell at you some more if you want.
[1:15:29] Uh, let's see what you have inside you. Okay. You got Is that That's not moldy, is it? Oh yeah, I do miss stuff in the middle. Oh yeah, I do miss stuff in the middle. [screaming]
[1:15:46] is this is a clearcut case of the pinkage, right? But who knows what the game will say. Okay, we got those. We got those pinks
[1:16:02] straw. Okay, we got all the first ones and one of those.
[1:16:16] And I didn't really check you over for physical defects,
[1:16:29] like you're going in a hole. for crying out loud. for crying out loud. >> What about crying out quiet? >> I'm not getting any younger over here. >> Yeah, but you are getting uglier.
[1:16:47] messing up. Also, are your organs all the right color? Sure you're not just the right color? Sure you're not just full of [ __ ]
[1:17:02] >> you are in a quarantine zone. >> Yes. >> Core inspection. >> Did I even I think I said something and then didn't even mark it down. >> Why are you running?
[1:17:15] >> Your eyes are [ __ ] Oh, skin cuts. Skin cuts. check. >> [sighs]
[1:17:38] I think I need you still have to go in here though. Ooh, but I am locked up >> Punch the grunt. >> I knew it. I knew it. Whenever they say don't punch the grunt, they're going to
[1:17:51] get mad. >> I feel okay. I promise. >> I don't feel okay letting you anywhere near people. What is this? A PC or a near people. What is this? A PC or a bomb?
[1:18:05] means something's wrong, which means Jack's going to find it. Okay, you got some bruising on you, bro. You got some bruising on you. You got anything else?
[1:18:17] bruising on you. You got anything else? You got anything else on your person? You got a big [ __ ] stink going on? Did somebody do an oopsy fuckle boingo?
[1:18:35] fine, but what's going on in the inside? Only x-rays will tell.
[1:18:50] mean something. Oh, your lungs are [ __ ] I skip past those. I That actually looks like necrosis, doesn't it?
[1:19:04] necrosis. Let me Let me get a confirmation. >> Oh, that means I got it wrong. That means $1,000 is about to come off me. I
[1:19:21] guess that was just internal bleeding. That's really hard to see. I feel like that's not really my fault. I feel like that was really hard to see. I think everybody Oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] gamer,
[1:19:34] bro. I think everyone should feel sorry for me on that one. Okay, you got some skin cuts. Which is good cuz I only have one more slot left good cuz I only have one more slot left in quarantine.
[1:19:55] >> What you got going on in here, sir? Oh, that's clear as day. gloves. >> I don't think that means I can kill you, >> Unfortunately, >> for inspiring
[1:20:09] >> for inspiring [snorts]
[1:20:25] to the last day, we might have You have to check tools on desk. Sleep tonight. You have to check tools on desk. Pet my cat first. Tools here or back there? What do you mean?
[1:20:45] I got an injector. Should I test that on one of you? status. >> Everyone's Everyone's zero days in quarantine, right? I think I could just test someone and send them off.
[1:21:01] >> Let's just test you. You're the last one to go in. What did you have? Okay, I need asurances. I have four.
[1:21:15] >> The subject is not infected. >> Excellent. of these. Contraband not seized. Ooh, that's not >> You have to believe me. >> The subject is infected.
[1:21:31] >> Oh, I believe you. eliminate anything. >> I believe that you're heading straight to hell. >> Say hi to your maker for me. coming closer. >> Not infected.
[1:21:43] >> What if something goes wrong? >> This is so handy.
[1:21:55] >> The subject is infected and eliminated. >> I might have missed a contraband. I'm so tired of this. No. >> Cool. That worked out so nicely. What a
[1:22:07] great end to my day. I have loads of people in here now, DON'T I? 23. WOW. That's awesome. Um, excellent. Excellent. Okay, upgrades. Yes, finally. And then 10k for that. Cool.
[1:22:27] THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD. OH, I DIDN'T FEED MY ZOMBIE. [ __ ] ARE THEY PISSED? Are they going to kill me? Killed and blocked two. [ __ ]
[1:22:47] good it was to go to bed like that. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I have 19. [snorts] >> New directives ARE NOW AVAILABLE. >> $510 TO MAX THAT OUT. OH MY GOD. OH, I DON'T EVEN HAVE $400 FOR that [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
[1:23:10] actually [ __ ] it all up forever. Wait, is my zombies still in here or did they get out from being hungry and kill everybody? >> That was not good. That makes me feel really bad.
[1:23:33] BECAUSE I FORGOT TO feed the zombie. I have other things on my brain like cash money. >> Hey, how are we doing? >> Verified. Quarantine status stable. >> Let me check y'all.
[1:23:45] mistakes. >> I already went through quarantine once. >> Red bruise and a skin rash. I think you got better, didn't you? Yeah. Uh, wait. Red bruise. But you don't have the skin rash anymore, which
[1:23:59] don't have the skin rash anymore, which means I think you're good to go. Yeah. >> I won't waste this chance. Thank you.
[1:24:11] keep forgetting. >> Others out there. Look, no bites. >> Pale skin and elevated temperature. Okay, so you still got pale skin.
[1:24:23] Oh, your temperature is still up. Okay, you're going back in. Unless I missed that last time, but that [ __ ] sucks. I DON'T EVEN HAVE $1,000
[1:24:36] TO LOSE. I'LL BE BACK DOWN TO ZERO. AND THAT'S FINE WITH ME. Is it fine with you? Oh, please. It be $400 though instead of Oh, please. It be $400 though instead of minus a,000.
[1:24:56] won. Skin cuts. Okay, this is an easy one to check. Okay, you still have that? You have skin cuts. And what was the last one?
[1:25:18] What's going to happen? >> Thanks. >> Identification convoying today. convoying today. >> Last day, folks. Here we go.
[1:25:33] >> Please just check. You'll see. >> Someone shows up with a chainsaw. Do not confiscate it. It's a US Army prototype, and the serial number has a match in our database. The operator is assigned to evacuate that unit. Okay.
[1:25:46] Whoa. Why are these glistening? >> Please. That's all I have left. [ __ ] Whoops. I thought Oh, are you going to be a YouTuber who like opens cases and that [ __ ] me over now?
[1:26:06] CHECKED. YOU MIGHT HAVE contraband in your belly. your belly. >> Thank you. Thank you so much. survivor
[1:26:18] >> I know the rules. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay. [clears throat] >> I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay, said Satan himself at the doors of heaven. Are you [ __ ] me? You couldn't be more infected.
[1:26:34] Wouldn't be surprised if we found a [ __ ] bite mark on you as well. Just round it all out. Hold on. I also don't think I put in pale skin. No. See you later. Bye-bye then. >> You guys seem nervous. Is everything
[1:26:51] okay? >> Don't make me wait. >> YEAH, THERE'S PROBABLY NO BITES ON YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE PATIENT ZERO.
[1:27:05] [laughter] YOU GOT BLACK [ __ ] ALL OVER YOUR SKIN. YOUR skin is [ __ ] green. You got red eyes again. These people trying to pull the wool over my eyes. They have the worst of the worst things.
[1:27:18] Where's necrosis? Um, what else? I wouldn't be surprised if Okay, you got the yellow one of that. So, I mean, that's something,
[1:27:32] but that's that's like saying like, "Oh, I just got piss and [ __ ] in my mouth instead of piss [ __ ] and come." It's like it's still pretty bad, but just not as bad as it could have been. Miscolored brain.
[1:27:59] >> You are in a quarantine zone. Stay calm. >> Every second we stand here, they are coming closer. iPasses and gloves. >> iPad your belongings. >> IPO real bad.
[1:28:28] check you into hell. BYE-BYE. >> heard that correctly. >> The whole thing might explode. coming closer. >> I know, but every time you bend over, I
[1:28:44] think something's in your belly. So, I got to check. I'm not trying to make fun of you or anything. I'm not like, "Ooh, gross
[1:28:59] herpes." No, it's telling me you have it. Uh, what's in your bones though? Ooh, yeah. So, like that's internal bleeding then, right?
[1:29:11] necrosis? It looked all black, but the last time I checked it, that was wrong. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Cuz that would mean that you're
[1:29:23] fine. I'm I'm not taking a chance. >> What do you mean precautionary measures? >> Okay, I got an excellent inspection. That means she's fine, right? >> identification verified, >> which means I can send her out.
[1:29:36] you. >> What was that noise? >> What was that noise? >> Are they here? out of here. >> What's the death rate in here?
[1:29:51] where it is. Shut up. >> Attention. Evac. >> Attention. Evac. >> Whoa. Big hat. Big hat for a big man. >> Whoa. Big hat. Big hat for a big man. Did I get enough money to do [ __ ] here?
[1:30:12] Goody gum drops. Okay, we're fine. >> Did you hear that? Someone's watching us. I know it. >> Did you hear that? >> Must have been a ghost. Uh, seventh arm, fifth division. What
[1:30:27] the [ __ ] are you planning? Give me that hat. Looks stupid on you. Anyway, cuz it's so easy to check for these things.
[1:30:43] Everything's fine with this guy. He's even GOT A [ __ ] OH, REALLY NICE HOT DOG. >> OH, I would love a hot dog. >> your outer clothing. >> I was going to do something.
[1:30:55] for >> But I was going to check something else. >> Zombies can't get in here. >> Nazis. Yeah, I keep forgetting to check much money. >> I don't have any symptoms. See,
[1:31:12] >> I don't have any symptoms. See, the most obvious symptom in the game.
[1:31:25] And I don't mean it's stinky. I mean it's [ __ ]
[1:31:37] was going to check. My upgrades. 247. So, I can get faster layer switching or So, I can get faster layer switching or autofocus. Autofocus would be nice. 97. I'm almost maxed out on everything in the game. Um,
[1:31:53] okay. I checked that. Did I check your breathing? Yes. I haven't checked inside your eyes and inside your body. [cough]
[1:32:08] necrotic one. I'm sorry, bud, but you're not a winner I'm sorry, bud, but you're not a winner today. instantly clear. It's way better than I thought it was going to be.
[1:32:22] You have all of these, but you also have that. And I wouldn't be surprised if you have something bad in your body as well. [clears throat] Oh, yeah. Just immediately, dude. What was that? Did I mark it?
[1:32:37] What was that? Did I mark it? Sage. because you're about to die. >> You're scaring me. Where am I going?
[1:32:50] >> I'm scaring you. You're a walking outbreak. >> You can trust me. I'm healthy. >> I can't trust anybody.
[1:33:04] trust myself. So why would I trust myself saying that I can't trust anybody? You drive a hard bargain. Here's the keys to my bank account.
[1:33:19] Uh still could be fine. You're fine. >> Move it. >> Okay. Last few people. Last few people. >> Just check. I'll see. >> Just check.
[1:33:33] >> I'm fine. >> You got some [ __ ] fatty heptosis in >> You got some [ __ ] fatty heptosis in you. fine. >> Calm and wait for your turn.
[1:33:48] >> Remove your outer clothing. I mean, that's also fine. >> I think you're okay. Unless I got the internal one wrong, but that seems fine.
[1:34:01] you. >> Sometimes I think I mark it and then I don't actually take it out of them, right? God damn it. Oh, what? Sorry. Sorry. I'm in the way. >> Hurry. I think we were followed.
[1:34:13] >> Hurry. I think we were followed. >> Followed by what? Death. Death itself. Okay. I think that's herpes on your face.
[1:34:31] Oh, hi pulse. Oh, that's death. >> Just follow the guard. >> Last three people. Last three ever. We only have to test your reflexes. [ __ ]
[1:34:46] yeah. We stand here. They are coming closer. >> Why do you have people's teeth? I don't like that. I don't like that. Okay, get out of here.
[1:35:02] >> again. Just forgetting all the time. I out of here. >> This is all too much. >> We're almost out of this hell, y'all. Wait, are you fine? What?
[1:35:20] Everything seems fine. And there's not even any contraband. >> Same shift. >> I really trust it.
[1:35:33] >> You have to believe me. >> Okay. I believe you a little. all of the standard ones. all of the green ones,
[1:35:47] green ones, but I think that's all we have. now. It's not an indictment against you or your person. Did I check your
[1:36:02] reflexes? I think I did. Yeah. And now, let's give I think I did. Yeah. And now, let's give you a once over.
[1:36:15] Oh, you're looking clear, dog. Oh, you're looking real clear. >> Right. >> Yes.
[1:36:29] >> Attention. >> I think that's the end of it all. >> I didn't grab a zombie though to feed today. Is that the end of everything?
[1:36:45] Where's my cat? Where's my cat? Oh, how did I never noticed that before? Kitty, where's my cat? OH, it's John Wick all over again. Where's my [ __ ] cat, y'all? Am I Am I
[1:37:01] blind? Okay, let's see what's going on. Steuart. Stewart. What do I need more of? Just money. Honestly, I think everybody can go into money.
[1:37:16] I think everybody can go into money. Away they go. I don't know if I God, I have so many people. I maxed out the van, HIM. The [ __ ] is wrong with you? Okay,
[1:37:32] going to be enough for me. I don't know if I need to keep two people, but I'm just going to do it. You won't be able to return to the evacuation process. Are to return to the evacuation process. Are you sure you want to leave? Yes.
[1:37:53] though, right? YEAH. WOOHOO. LET'S GO, BOYS. You're about to see something real [ __ ] special.
[1:38:07] It's like the [ __ ] FOURTH OF JULY, MAN.
[1:38:26] DUDE, this rules. This rules to the max. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Uh uh uh. Whoops. Oh, MY GUYS ARE STRONG. DIDN'T REALIZE I GOT SOME [ __ ] gamers on my team.
[1:38:40] Yes. Yes. Oh, big one. Big one.
[1:38:53] Oh, yeah. Okay, so the air strike is really good for those big dudes. anybody in? Just send out [ __ ] air strikes and [ __ ] all the time. This
[1:39:07] strikes and [ __ ] all the time. This rules.
[1:39:24] Seven penalties. Oh god. Zero deaths in block though. ZERO INFECTED SCENT. >> CIVILIANS EXTRACTED FROM THE CITY. Standing by for further instructions.
[1:39:39] >> That's what I sound like. >> Work. Stop by my quarters. I'd like to >> Achieve every evacuation quota in a single playthrough. Oh, I get to go by the chief's office. Your office is over here.
[1:39:56] successful. >> Accomplished. tomorrow, >> but today you gave us a damn good reason >> Yeah, >> command's given me a new placement in
[1:40:12] recognition of outstanding service. Credit where credit is due. I told him, Credit where credit is due. I told him, "Hell, the kid did all the work." Son, either you've got some kind of guardian angel or somebody above must really like
[1:40:24] you. It's me. >> I want you to stay under my command. like. If I were you, I'd think twice about the offer. Whatever you choose, thank you for your service. This piece saved my ass more than once. Take it
[1:40:39] before I change my mind. >> Oh, we get the [ __ ] blicky. Do Do I have it now? Oh, I'm leaving. I'M LEAVING. THIS PLACE SUCKS.
[1:40:52] I second GUESS MYSELF EVERY TWO SECONDS. I'M [ __ ] LEAVING. This place can rot in hell for all I care. I'm going to be great wherever I go, but you guys all [ __ ] sucked. Yeah, credits, baby. Nice.
[1:41:07] That took half the amount of time the last episode did because I got so much better at uh analyzing people. I WAS I GOT SO GOOD at it by the end. God damn. H What a fun game. I'm sad now that it's over.
[1:41:21] [laughter] It is the perfect length. It did start to get repetitive. So, by the end of it, I'm like, I'm very done with checking people. So, it got right to the end. And then I was like, that's the perfect
[1:41:34] perfect amount of checking people that you can do. Excellent game. Love that. That was so fun to play. I had a great time playing it. I hope you guys had a out an update in the future, I'll come back to it and play it. Usually with
[1:41:48] pretty substantial update that actually adds a lot of stuff, not just like a new adds a lot of stuff, not just like a new piece of equipment or a new cell or bigger update. Not that they have to do it. I'm just saying in terms of YouTube
[1:42:04] videos, it usually has to be a pretty substantial update for me to come back to it. But I am so glad I played it. Bravo to the developers of the game and bravo to you for watching all of this. I hope you enjoyed it. We have some
[1:42:16] absolute bangers coming out this month. We have Reanimo coming out very, very soon. We have Poppy Playtime Chapter 5. And we have Resident Evil 9. It's going so busy, but they're all going to be incredible videos to record. I can't
[1:42:31] watching this, it's either my birthday today or my birthday has passed. So, really appreciate it. I'm 36 years old. Don't I look like I just came out of the the gray hair. Anyway, thank you for watching. Bye.
