PewDiePie Answers Google Searches — Full Transcript & Summary

[00:04] It's time, it's time, it's been a long time. I'm going to Google myself. PewDiePie. I thought Oh god damn it. PewDiePie is the best YouTuber. Well,

[00:16] you've heard it here first, folks. Thanks, everybody. Is PewDiePie still dating Marzia? Hey Marzia, are we still dating? She says yes. PewDiePie height. Dude, I am not 175.

[00:30] I am out of touch. I have no idea what what's going on. I can't even make a video anymore. I don't know what's going on in in the world, is what I'm saying. and I will

[00:42] I will not Google myself, cuz Google is cringe. Okay, let's start like this. Is PewDiePie retired? Not real I mean, yes. Yes. Yes, I am. But, I still upload videos when I want to or if I sign a contract and I have to

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[02:47] Thank you for sponsoring this video. Oh, you smell good. You smell good now. But anyway, is PewDiePie retired? I've thought about this so much. I overthink everything, okay? I am an extremely addicted person personality.

[03:01] >> This is Jeff. Jeff is a heroin addict and has been for the last 14 years. >> Anything I have been addicted to except hard drugs and gambling actually. So, surprisingly gambling I I managed to escape. And I was addicted to YouTube

[03:16] like a loser for 15 years. Yeah? continue that for another 15 years, that would just be sad and stupid. So, I just

[03:28] wanted to do YouTube for fun and that's why I say I'm retired even though I'm not. It's just YouTube is so sweaty now. I could make a whole video about this. Jesus Christ. I saw Markiplier's video and I couldn't believe it. They do AB

[03:40] testing. YouTube does AB testing on intros. So, you have to shoot two [ __ ] intros now. I'm not going to do it. I'm never ever going to do that. [ __ ] that. Hey guys and welcome to my second intro. This one I kind of have to

[03:52] pee a little bit more during, so hopefully that will get optimized brain or you kids your attention span. Remember when you could just like upload sucking your soul out of you watching it.

[04:07] anymore cuz it's like I click on anything I'm scared of what the [ __ ] Ah, I'm an old man and I'm angry at everything. Okay. Is PewDiePie Swedish? You know that sounds stupid. But I live outside of Sweden pretty long time now.

[04:23] 15 years? Maybe 16? Yeah, I'm still Swedish. [music] I'm still Swedish. I still fight for Sweden. If Norway ever [ __ ] with us, Sweden. If Norway ever [ __ ] with us, don't you dare Norway. I will help.

[04:39] good? I would say yes. Yes, it is. And I'm glad this is brought up. We got a huge update. Okay, huge update. I use it I'm obviously biased, but there's another element to it where the AI model

[04:53] Ajax that I made is not finished yet. I made a whole video talking about this AI model and it's not even out yet cuz I HAD A SPONSOR. HAD A SPONSOR. >> [laughter]

[05:06] day as well on top of all this, but I'm trying to embrace it and just let it be. But it's very distracting for me because I see myself. Anyway, I have Ajax running. Do not ask Ajax this. But as you can see, look at that. 60 tokens per

[05:20] second and it's BF16 version, so it's going to be even faster. You're not even breakthrough and I would love to talk about the breakthrough, but I'm still training. I will I'm still training. I'm still training. I'm not releasing this

[05:32] model until it's done. Okay? It But it's going to be sick once it is. Like it's I love it so much. This This is so awesome. So yes, it's good. It's way too hard to install Odysseus right now and we're working to fix that. So next time

[05:45] I tell you guys Odysseus will be easy to install and just working immediately. That's the whole point of it anyway. Is PewDiePie a billionaire? No. Is PewDiePie a millionaire? Yes. Yes, I am. What does billionaire say?

[06:00] 60 million. I really have to pee, but I feel like I have a good flow and we got >> [laughter] >> It's like old school YouTube. Hey bros, what should I do?

[06:13] I'm going to I'm going to go pee. Edgar, entertain them. Keep them busy. Their attention spans are terrible, Edgar. Say something funny. Or racist. Edgar. Say something funny. Or racist. Jeez, I'm so hairy from you. You dropped

[06:26] so much hair. I didn't really Look how hairy my shirt is. Iggy. 17 years old. I'm bet 17 and a half actually. Huh? Am I boring you? Okay. Got it.

[06:40] Noted. Is this angle better? I'll stick with this angle from now. Is PewDiePie that. I'm surprised people I guess religious people want to know. No, I would Yeah, agnostic, but you know, I really I've been wanting to make a video

[06:55] for so long where I review the Bible and the Polycanon and the Quran, but yeah, I Bible and I thought it was amazing. I loved it. So funny.

[07:09] Linux distro does PewDiePie use? Arch all the way, baby. But I used to use Ubuntu on my servers. It's a little annoying to use different ones. Most of the time it doesn't really matter, but you know, why have you not installed

[07:21] Linux by now? Because of AI all the software's becoming open source that cuz they can just so easily be recreated. I mean, I've been doing the same with the It's pretty close to Photoshop and Odysseia's

[07:33] now. It's like, why would anyone use Windows? Why? You can game on Linux. You can do anything. PewDiePie bridge accident. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 never

[07:49] actually going to go over to the dark side just cuz I'm curious. Is PewDiePie fluent in Japanese? No, no I'm not and I'm actually really way too long to not speak the language better and I'm I am working on it. I'm

[08:05] like I've been too much tech [ __ ] okay? I got to I really got to practice more. You get to a point where it's like you can get around, but I really want to be able to talk to people more. Okay, I got to I next video next video literally

[08:19] Jouzu, okay? Literally all of it is Japanese. Damn. I really got to I I got to do better, man. I'm embarrassed. I suck. I suck. [music] I'm the worst. Which one is news?

[08:31] >> [laughter] >> I get [music] Japanese uh news. Okay, so Ajax. Okay, they're talking about my Ajax model. That's cool. I appreciate that and uh how I got banned from OpenAI. I have been banned three more

[08:44] times. They will not [ __ ] stop. I don't understand. What did I do wrong? I am so nice. I've given up. I just use Deep Sig now. [ __ ] them. [ __ ] them all. Sorry. Actually, I shouldn't probably say that. Wow, there's a lot of news

[08:57] say that. Wow, there's a lot of news about that. Yo, IMDb? I'm on IMDb? I >> [laughter] >> What the heck? This is so funny. I mean the blogs. Okay.

[09:10] >> I saw many videos about about me making an AI and I have I about me making an AI and I have I haven't even [ __ ] released it. I'm so I'm sorry. I felt so ashamed. You have to understand. I'm past it now, but

[09:22] at the time I was so disappointed. I was so upset, but then I actually talked to my maintainers and they were just like, "Dude." One of them even reminded me about Epictetus. He was like, "Dude, did you remember? You made me read this

[09:34] And I was like, you're right. I thought I was really cool. But other part of me is like maybe I should be upset because it's good to feel something sometimes, you know? This video has gone on too long. I just want

[09:47] video. >> [laughter] >> Thank you for watching this filler episode of the PewDiePie lore. It's been good to catch up. It's been good to fill in. [music] I didn't even ask you, how

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