ПРОКАЧАЛ МАШИНУ ПОЖИРАТЕЛЯ ДО УРОВНЯ БОГА в Garry's Mod

[00:02] I locked 100 players of my server in the USSR and gave them complete freedom of action. While they were unaware, I added a small spider machine to the game, which I would upgrade into a huge monster to destroy the entire city. The players

[00:16] will try to stop me using the entire arsenal of the Soviet Union. I recruited players for the server through my Telegram, and we played regular Dark RP on my server and we played regular Dark RP on my server . The link will be in the description. Let's go.

[00:31] What sounds are happening there? The players had just arrived in the USSR and had already started World War II. In the meantime, I became a little spider-eater. And I’m just starting to get to know this world. Oh

[00:44] understand. Better to hide back in the garage. I'll break this box. Great. I received the parts on the top left in my scale. Once the bar is full, I will evolve and become a

[00:57] new eating machine. Even stronger than this. For now I am very weak and small. There are very few people I can kill yet. You need to be hidden. Okay, let's Open the doors. Open the doors. [ __ ], for everyone

[01:11] it's the police. They are my main opponents now. They have weapons and they can kill me. So my plan is to jump up and smash that box and run away as fast as I can. I hope no one notices me.

[01:31] What are the steps? So, something is walking around. Okay, we have the details. We need to move on. Come here . . And he noticed me. I am an ordinary exhibit.

[01:45] Oy, why are you hitting me? Take it, take it. Some huge gathering of citizens of the Soviet Union gathered at the market. Maybe they are selling communism there. Need to my god, what's going on here? OK. I wonder

[02:01] parts? Will give. I receive the parts. This is fine. Sorry man, I didn't mean to. wild garlic cost? How much does this wild garlic cost? Not for sale. She is the last one left.

[02:16] All the others were sold out. Everything seems calm. The execution of civilians is also part of the Soviet Union's schedule. I need to break the counter and Who are you? I'm a car eater.

[02:30] What kind of lawlessness is this? Damn, I need to get out of here. I'll break this box yet. Oh, I killed the bald guy. This is half-cancer half. I don't know who. Leave me alone, leave me alone, I've been exposed. We need to get out as quickly as possible.

[02:45] What, what's there? What, what's going on there? We catch, we catch, we catch this car. Leave me alone! A crowd of madmen! Get away from me! And I'm Why the hell is a living toy trying to kill Soviet citizens? Stay!

[03:02] We need to run. You need to run over there. You can hide there and break the box to left to evolve. Poluchara, I'll beat you to death evolve. Poluchara, I'll beat you to death . Poluchara, I'm beating the drindu.

[03:15] . Poluchara, I'm beating the drindu. Get it, get it, get it. I'm losing HP really badly. We need to run. If I die, the whole video will be wasted. I won't be able to evolve. It is trying to devour Soviet products.

[03:27] Stop her. Products can only be purchased with coupons. How many boxes are there? only be purchased with coupons. How many boxes are there? Babuk, Babuk, how old are you?

[03:44] I'll start now. Finally the scale is full. And the car drove off without a driver. I don't need a driver to go.

[03:56] crush them. This is a Soviet car. Don't irritate me. car. Yes, that's exactly how it should sound. . It's time to get out of here. Got out of here.

[04:10] Holy [ __ ], there are so many people here. And they are all hunting for me. Stay. Police. Open fire. More precisely, the police. What am I, a capitalist slip of the tongue? Shoot the wheels. Wheels. And he got stuck inside me. Oh my God, I

[04:25] iron mouth. Turn over. Turn over. Oh, and I also crushed everyone with my butt. crushed everyone with my butt. I press 3,000. A car from the Soviet

[04:37] Lenin plant that crushes police officers, the so-called cops. Ram, ram her. Surround, surround the car, surround. Don't try to ram me. I am made of very durable Soviet material made from wild

[04:51] Okay, I'm reserving this taxi. Get out of it quickly and urgently. In the name of the Soviet Union. Get out quickly. What Yandex taxi? You are in the Soviet Union. And as

[05:03] soon as I crash into cars, I get parts. The car literally flew away. My car is that strong. Well, my car is naturally stronger. Look how yellow she is. She is more Soviet. Receive. Go.

[05:15] You need to go through them and get the parts. Receive. Yes, there Receive. Yes, there are a few details. speed down it now and try to ram the police car. Dude,

[05:31] get out of here. I'm a drifter. In the USSR there was nothing, only wild garlic . The USSR had everything, including wild garlic. USSR had everything, including wild garlic. I'll ram this car. How many parts?

[05:44] I can evolve. Come on, my dears, ram him. Ram. Do n't ram the cop, ram this car. Hey, don't bother me.

[05:57] Now I have become a spider machine. I am much stronger. Now let's test my I am much stronger. Now let's test my strength. How many parts? I'm literally just a detail baron. What the hell is this thing? Well, why? I don't, I don't want to. I'm

[06:12] going back to sell wild garlic. Okay, reception. I call the Soviet army to a real Soviet city. Here the spider machine eats Soviet cars and Soviet people. This is very un -Soviet. And

[06:26] I will eat your cartridges, Soviet citizens, welcome to the world of work. Machine don't touch me. This is an order. This is Ilyach Levin's order. Order of Ilyach Levnin. Who is Il'nin? Take it. The remaining machines must be destroyed

[06:42] . Need to get the details. Rammed. Devouring machine. I punctured her tire. She won't get far. get it. She eats everyone. No, I won't allow this.

[06:55] These are my customers, by the way. You bastard, I'll break all your windows. Some homeless guy hits me with a shovel. The spider's mouth is incomprehensible.

[07:08] There it is, the police car, the last one. I'm going to eat you now. Do n't run away from me. More precisely, don't leave. I just want to eat your tires.

[07:20] I want to feast on your Soviet dashboard, which they even Soviet dashboard, which they even put a carpet on.

[07:37] huge Tesla gun on my head. Gnaw the wires. Gnaw the wires. Why are you standing there hitting me in the side with a baton? Gnaw the wires. Receive. I need details, not you. This, guys, is us worshipping Zeus.

[07:51] No need to worship me, just give me the part. I want details. me the part. I want details. I can control current.

[08:04] He throws ball lightning. Well, go ahead and chew on his wires. I command lightning here. Missed the mark, missed the mark, damn it, missed the mark. I told you, don't stick your hands in the sockets, it's time to get the parts.

[08:22] enemy, the Soviet Army's T-62 tank . The Soviet army is now fighting against me. Oh my God, the driver of the UAZ just fell out of the windshield. It's time to loot its parts.

[08:39] great value to me. It consists of garbage. I need trash. Give yourself to me. I ca of garbage. I need trash. Give yourself to me. I ca n't hit it. I'll strike with lightning. Please don't kill me. I'll buy you some kirshki. Please don't kill. A

[09:03] tank is a huge number of parts. I need him in my scale. destroy. . Tanks explode and bend. Cops are shooting, people

[09:15] are dying, women are crying. And we, we are building communism. . Get hit by ball lightning. Beat the headlights, break the headlights. The parts are in scale. Great. We're

[09:31] shooting. Oh, where did he fly off to? Holy [ __ ]. People fly there. Wow. Citizens are advised to mobilize to fight the spider invaders. All citizens of draft

[09:46] age are requested to report to the city center. Immediately. Mobilization, you say? Look where you all run off to. Do you want to take up arms and fight against me with Kalashnikovs? You wo n't succeed.

[09:59] You won't get through there. I'll pass. pass. I will destroy your market. There will be nothing left of your market head. I'll ruin everything.

[10:12] Get out of here. Ah, the car is a monster. What have you become? I hate it. . You are all mobilized. You are all accepted. You have all been accepted into the army. First of all, you are a seller of wild garlic. You will be recruited into the army to fight

[10:28] will be recruited into the army to fight spiders. I initiate you into the Soviet army. It's time to head to their main base where they are mobilizing. Here it is, a huge concrete cube. It looks very Soviet. Surrender, warriors.

[10:45] I'll beat you all here. Oh, the nets are falling apart. The nets are falling apart. Destroy the traitor to the homeland. This Don't let her get inside. Defend yourself. I will destroy everything that is dear to you. Well, into

[11:01] I will destroy everything that is dear to you. Well, into this building. Take that, need to go up. I'll shoot from above. I will destroy your portable toilets.

[11:16] I'm going to unleash a huge lightning storm now and this whole thing will be a wall. developed. I now have a siren on my head. I am a siren-headed machine.

[11:32] I think I'll kill everyone here. Receive. I can mow down 10 people with one blow. has been destroyed. And here is some other sulphur-headed thing. We need

[11:47] evacuation closer to the base. Urgently. I hear the sounds of helicopters somewhere above. Helicopters. They called helicopters to kill me. Volga car. Oh, here they are, our dear falcons, bomb the reptile.

[12:02] So-s. I am observing some unknown, thogonous reception. Other pilots, how are you? Okay, their pilots aren't very good. Apparently they were mobilized quite recently. The mobilization

[12:14] took place after all. But where is he going? Hey, all players. Holy [ __ ]. The dog gets hit with rockets. with rockets. Bomb, bomb the reptile, bomb. Damn, I

[12:26] can't reach the helicopter. I'm not that big yet. I need to improve. Parts from a helicopter, that's, of course, Oops, take that. Fine. Okay, I've farmed some parts. Crap. Okay, let's move towards the building. Let's move away.

[12:40] run. This is where you are all going. This is where you are all going. You want to evacuate. No way. Receive, receive.

[12:54] rocket? Okay, hold on, we'll be evacuated soon. okay? Open the door for the schoolboy and let him come in. This helicopter is too high, but I'll try to hit it with a sonic wave from

[13:07] try to hit it with a sonic wave from my sirens. Here it is. Prepare to die. blow was so powerful. Oy, quiet, quiet. We sit up straight. We are

[13:22] relatively safe here. Another helicopter. Ah, well, get it with a Another helicopter. Ah, well, get it with a sound wave. this helicopter here, in short, the Mi-28. Yes, we must, you know, simply wait for

[13:36] the evacuation. Maybe something will happen. So, when is the evacuation there? Hey, hello, over. And they are all trying to hide in this huge house. Yes, yes, yes, they are trying to hide in the house. You won't

[13:50] to hide in the house. You won't succeed. Receive! literally blown away by the wind. Do you think you will be safe in this house ? You will not be safe. I will demolish this house.

[14:14] Ready. There is nothing left of the house. I got a whole bunch of parts from it. This is a normal evacuation. That's what I planned. No, it wasn't planned that way. I became gigantic. Now I have a view of the whole city. And, frankly

[14:29] speaking, it looks rather shabby, Soviet-style. And also helicopters. Well, now I can knock you down. Ready. Another. Come here. Let's. My arms are so long that I wo

[14:42] n't have any problem at all knocking you down from such a high distance. This is my last evolution. I have to win this video. Get the helicopter. Mayday. Pilot, do you know how to fly a helicopter? Co-pilot, do you copy? Are you here? I ca

[14:57] n't, I can't, I can't. Well, I don't know how either. We're screwed. I love you. That 's it, all the helicopters are shot down. They no longer pose any danger. How do you get so many parts

[15:09] when you're such a huge monster? What if I destroy this building? Take it. I'll fold it up like a house of cards. I'm hitting someone's apartment with these blades. Like this post if you are one of the residents of

[15:24] Like this post if you are one of the residents of this building. will destroy every building in the city this way and get the parts. I want parts. I

[15:39] market. We started with it, remember, as a very small car. Over there. And now we Just look at this huge creature. It's just a Volga without a head.

[15:51] Oh my God. If Vladimirovich Lenin had seen this, he would have disintegrated into Vladimirovich Lenin had seen this, he would have disintegrated into linden honey. Receive. That's better. Oh, how many parts I received. The city is literally falling apart

[16:04] . Oh my god, I just farted. It was just exhaust fumes coming out of the car. There is simply chaos in this city . Hello, military man. Good health to you, comrade chief of police. There is a small problem. I admit, I

[16:21] crashed my helicopter, but not far from the market. I ran to save. The only thing we have left is wild garlic. As I understand it, the market is now coming to... problems with the light. It happens in life. Yeah.

[16:37] happening again? Earth. I have a plan. We need to modernize. We need to modernize our wild garlic. How do you propose to modernize it? I have a plan and we are now

[16:50] implementing it. Okay, reception. We need a military ambulance. Yes, any ambulance from the laboratory directly to the basement of the department store. laboratory directly to the basement of the department store. We need to modernize Cheremsha.

[17:04] It seems she has already arrived. In my opinion, it’s somehow defective, it’s kicking. It does n't matter, it doesn't matter. I'll do it now. So. n't matter, it doesn't matter. I'll do it now. So. Oops. And here is the prisock. Damn,

[17:16] you made it just in time. I hope you took everything you need. took everything you need. I only took a syringe with this synthol and a Soviet, non-Orthodox laser. Yeah, right into this one. Oops, more.

[17:32] dosage per day. We will do 30 in the Soviet way, in our way. We will do 30 in the Soviet way, in our way. This is how the Soviet laser works.

[17:45] Where did you get this? And I have an even bigger question. Where does this come from in the emergency room? We are in the Soviet Union. We had everything here except food on the shelves. That's it , all that's left is to cover it with a blanket and glass wool and wait for it to grow. It's

[17:58] not time to sleep. It's time to attack the monster machine. Forward, Wild Garlic. If I destroy this department store, I'll get a lot of trash. Just what I need to trash. Just what I need to win and become the trash king.

[18:12] win and become the trash king. What the hell? Wild garlic. Was she in the What the hell? Wild garlic. Was she in the USSR? But what am I even asking? Take that, you creature. This battle will be legendary. Volga versus Wild Cherry.

[18:27] The fate of the Soviet Union will be decided here. What kind of a bastard is this? There is no time to watch the battle of these two pro-Soviet titans. We are leaving for the evacuation point. Everyone evacuate immediately.

[18:40] We immediately leave for the assembly point. Run, run, I'll deal with the Run, run, I'll deal with the wild garlic now. And that's the end of it.

[18:53] Come on, come on, come on, lure the helicopter. Lure. And here he is. Here it is, the helicopter. You'll die again, Kraicha. She deflated. What the hell? My God, it's so bright. Is this a nuclear weapon?

[19:10] We fly in, we take off. Oh my god, what's there? Oh my God. The wild garlic was blown up. We have one unconscious person lying in the cabin. Look at . It's OK. Someone even had their legs hanging out of the cabin. Ah,

[19:26] a helicopter. I'll get the parts now. Damn, everything went black. Oh my god, what is this? What's happening? This is probably from a detonation explosion. Ash. We need to get to the helicopter. There is a real apocalypse here.

[19:40] I have to shoot down the helicopter. This is my final goal. My final goal. So, some kind of Armageddon has begun. How can a machine cause this? I think we need to leave the territory of the Soviet Union. We

[19:53] fly immediately to the border with Finland. Just a little more, just a little more. There are some fire tornadoes here. This is real hell. We need to hit them. You need to hit them with your Okay, calm down, calm down, calm down. I will be over

[20:08] will be over Don't move, don't move.

[20:24] I'm getting bigger. I'm getting stronger. Yes, yes, I'm getting huge. I will take over the entire USSR. This is a real show.