WAY TOO FUNNY | MyVoice Zoo

[00:05] SEPTIC GUY AND WELCOME TO A game called My Voice Zoo. You might have seen it going all over the place on Tik Tok and Instagram and everything. It's a game where you get animals in a zoo and I get to make the voices for the animals and

[00:18] they have proximity to them. It's some of the funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen. So, I was as soon as I saw it, I was like, that has me written all over it. Lucy. Wow, this is the zoo I get to take care of starting today. But I have to make

[00:30] the animal sounds myself. That's a little weird. H, but it does sound kind little weird. H, but it does sound kind of fun. You bet your ass, Lucy. All right, what do we have? Adopt. I can get a duck.

[00:44] Okay. Oh, and I get to name him. OH GOD. UH, GREG. Greg the dock. I think I

[00:58] UH, GREG. Greg the dock. I think I should be good.

[01:15] Okay. Click get an animal to move it wherever you like. [laughter] All righty. How much do I need for the next one? 30. I ALREADY HAVE THAT. MY GOD, THIS JUST COMES UP REALLY FAST. Your name's going to be Barry.

[01:43] second. I'm going to blow my voice out playing this game. Let's go up. What? playing this game. Let's go up. What? [laughter]

[01:57] [laughter] This is all I do is sit around and wait for animals. What's next? Oh, it's a goat. Uh, I'm going to call you the goat. THAT'S WHY HE'S MVP. THAT'S WHY HE'S

[02:12] [screaming] THE GOAT. [ __ ] I got to go again. No. GO BACK. THAT'S WHY HE'S MVP. THAT'S WHY he's [laughter] No, I want TO GO AGAIN. THAT'S WHY HE'S No, I want TO GO AGAIN. THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT. THE GOAT. [laughter]

[02:27] That's why he's the goat. [laughter] Oh my god. IS THAT A CRASH PLANE? NO. Not the point. [laughter] THE THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT.

[02:43] THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT. >> [laughter] >> How do I unlock that? >> That's why he's the goat. [laughter] >> That's why he's the goat. >> I'M GOING TO GET SO SICK OF HEARING

[02:59] >> That's why. >> What is this? Ooh, you're a sly little fox. That's got to be your name. Sly. be your name. Sly. Hey, what's up? I'm a fox.

[03:13] Do it. >> Hey, what's up? I'm a fox. [laughter] >> Hey, what's up? I'm a fox. [laughter] >> That's why HE'S THE COACH. The

[03:32] Oh, I need 250. Is that a penguin?

[03:44] penguin. What would a penguin sound like? Um, Pete. Pete the penguin. Okay, I need to think real hard and deep about this.

[04:01] >> That's There's nothing scarier than a penguin There's nothing scarier than a penguin with a scary voice. Scout. I'm going to [ __ ] kill you. [laughter]

[04:13] I sound like the guy I did for Monster Prom. Here's Derry. napping away. Uh, Wall-E. Wall-ally the walrus. And

[04:28] Uh, Wall-E. Wall-ally the walrus. And you're just going to go [laughter] I couldn't hold it in. I wonder if you'll hear that.

[04:59] kill you. >> Sorry, Pete. Sorry. I'm a [ __ ] [laughter] >> I forgot about him. back. >> I forgot about him. back. >> That's why he's the guy. [laughter]

[05:14] screaming throughout my entire [ __ ] zoo. Okay, we got 500. Oh, polar bear. Oh, you can re-record Oh, polar bear. Oh, you can re-record for 50. Uh, Paulie.

[05:27] for 50. Uh, Paulie. Um, hey. Um. Oh, god. Um, hey. Um. Oh, god. Oh, he's so sad looking. Why? For what? things? >> THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GHOST.

[05:42] >> HEY, what's up? I'm a [ __ ] Good god. Come on, Polly. Um, hey. Um, [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] This game must be incredible if you have kids. Could you imagine playing this game with your kids and

[05:57] sound for this animal." And then they get to have fun with it, not [ __ ] around like I do. Oh, I'm not spending three grand. I need my animals first so I can make more money. Holy God, things are so

[06:11] money. Holy God, things are so expensive. Oh, it's a reindeer. Uh, Ronald,

[06:25] Oh my god. I'm going to [laughter] It matches his face so well.

[06:39] [ __ ] kill you. >> Oh, Pete, I'm sorry. You're such a criminal now. [laughter]

[06:51] All right, how much do I need? 850. What is THIS THING? THERE'S SO MANY ANIMALS. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME? I'm going to get everything. I'm going to get everything for sure. I'm so cute as well. Can I give you a voice?

[07:06] as well. Can I give you a voice? >> I AM LUCY. I'M LUCY. I'm here on my zoo. >> I didn't know these noises could come out of you, Susie. out of you, Susie. >> I'm going to [ __ ] kill you.

[07:18] [laughter] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Okay, we're up to a thousand. IT'S TIME TO SPEND IT all on a parrot.

[07:31] Uh, well, your name has to be Polly. We have Polly and Polly. have Polly and Polly. Polly wants your mom's [ __ ]

[07:43] NO, NO, NO, NO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. I GOT TO HEAR IT AS I GO BY. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT in like a preview. Do it. Polly wants your mom's [ __ ] [laughter]

[07:59] >> POLLY WANTS YOUR MOM'S [ __ ] >> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. [laughter] OH, >> that's why. There's [snorts] something about a drive by scream. That's so [ __ ] funny.

[08:16] A,000 [cough and clears throat] for a flamingo. Okay. 1,400

[08:28] going to be Falula. What would they say? Hi, [snorts] how are you? No, that's [ __ ] They need to be sexy. Hi, I saw you from across the bar.

[08:47] Hi, I saw you from across the bar. [laughter] >> [gasps] >> Oh [ __ ] this is fun. Okay. Whoops. I had to click this. Okay, we need 1,200 now. HOW MANY [ __ ] ANIMALS ARE THERE?

[09:04] over. >> Hey, what's up? I'm a fox. [laughter] >> Okay, you need 8k for one of those. That is [ __ ] ridiculous.

[09:19] Oh, we got to do the meme. Ollie the owl. Who? Who? >> Hi. I saw you from a >> Okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. Like a car going by. He's the goat. E

[09:37] Like a car going by. He's the goat. E [laughter] That's why >> across the >> across the Lula, you freak. I'm going to [ __ ]

[09:51] [laughter] >> I think Paulie is one of my best ones. [screaming] [laughter]

[10:07] right now. The rules. Fox. The rules. Fox. I'm a silly little fox. Mighty eagle. I got to give him that one, right? Uh, eagle. Eddie. Eddie the

[10:22] eagle. >> Mighty eagle. >> Mighty eagle. >> Mighty eagle. Yeah, that's a good one. >> Mighty eagle. Yeah, that's a good one. Is that from the Angry Birds movie?

[10:34] Is that from the Angry Birds movie? [laughter] >> EAGLE. OH, this is the BEST [screaming] GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED. [laughter] This is so good.

[10:47] Holy [ __ ] Okay, I need more animals. LUCY, WE NEED MORE. What do these do? I saw you from across the bar. Alula, hold on. I need to get away from you. Um, jungle horse camp. The animals in the camp sing one by one from left to right.

[11:02] So well organized. Do they just sound off? The animals in the camp all sing at once. Holy [ __ ] that's good. These have to be later on though when I have more animals and I have more money cuz I could get one of these coming up. But

[11:17] ANIMALS we have, the better it's going to be. Like if I get all the animals at once, the animals at the camp sing in a random order who will sing first. They sing in groups. Two on the left, then three on the right. Okay, that's cool.

[11:31] All right, what's what's our new animal? Oh, the lion. Your name has to be Larry. Larry the lion. And you're going to be Larry the lion. And you're going to be so pathetic. Um. Um. Roar.

[11:46] so pathetic. Um. Um. Roar. Um. Um. Roar. Oh, we got to redo you. How do we Okay. The way he opens his mouth. mouth. >> [screaming]

[12:05] >> OH, [laughter] WAIT. I want to hear my reindeer again. [laughter] Kill you. All right. 2100 for a rhino.

[12:21] Guess what name I'm going to give him. That's right. It's going to be Ronnie the rhino. Cuz why wouldn't it be? What else am I going to call him? I already else am I going to call him? I already have a Ronald.

[12:42] nice. [laughter]

[12:54] >> [ __ ] It's the best game I've ever played. Holy god, I would be out of [ __ ] breath. Okay, there's 16 more. That is outrageous.

[13:08] Maybe I should buy one of these other things then. 8k to get Windy Hill and things then. 8k to get Windy Hill and Echo Cave. Do they They must add something, right? Animals placed here may sound a little different. Oh,

[13:24] I didn't been knowing that. Hold on. Let's go to our tents. I'm going to bite this one to see what it does. Polly wants your mom's [ __ ] [laughter] Polly wants your mom's [ __ ] [laughter] >> Okay. So, can I pick who goes in here?

[13:39] >> Okay. So, can I pick who goes in here? >> I saw you. >> OKAY. POLLY, >> you got to go there. Hi. I saw you from across the >> I'm gonna have to put Barry in there.

[13:55] >> I'm gonna have to put Barry in there. [screaming] >> MIGHTY EAGLE. >> POLLY, WATCH YOUR MOM'S [ __ ] >> Mighty eagle. >> Oh my god. WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN THEY

[14:11] make less money now? Hi. >> WHY IS THE GOAT? THIS SUCKS. >> Hi, I saw you from across >> I think you guys should be out in the wild again. >> Hi, I saw THE GHOST. [screaming]

[14:25] know. >> I saw you from across the bar. I'm going to [ __ ] kill you. >> Okay, what are we getting? An elephant. >> Okay, what are we getting? An elephant. Ooh, yeah. Ellie the elephant packed her

[14:38] Ooh, yeah. Ellie the elephant packed her trunk and trundled off to the jungle. Ah. Ah. Oh my god. I [ __ ] blew my ears out YOU GET THAT LIKE FEELING in your cheeks when you're like blowing up a balloon?

[14:52] What is that? Nothing yet. Nothing yet. Good. Good. I need to hear it in the wild. I saw you from ACROSS

[15:10] Okay. I think putting people in echo cave might would it double them up like you hear the echo so you hear twice or multiple times even okay I get a hippo next he's going to be Henry the

[15:25] hippo as he should be there's no other name he could have name he could have Henry and you're going to sound like

[15:44] >> [laughter] >> Okay, that kind of sucks if I'm being honest. The fact that they just keep their mouths open. >> Oh, you sound all bunged up. Honestly, they could all be a scream.

[15:57] they could all be a scream. >> And they'd be fantastic. Go, Ronnie. Go. [screaming] Jesus. Okay. Okay. How much does it cost to re-record you? 280. Let's give you like

[16:12] re-record you? 280. Let's give you like uh It needs to just be louder. Like uh It needs to just be louder. Like that sucks. I want him to have like a big open mouth and then he just goes like,

[16:35] HONESTLY, that works. Let's hear it, Henry. Yeah, that's good. [groaning] Henry. Yeah, that's good. [groaning] >> So, they just do it periodically.

[16:48] I'm a fox. >> I'm a fox. This might be some of my best voice acting work. >> I'm going to [ __ ] um Hey. Um, [laughter] never mind about Punchup or any or like

[17:03] never mind about Punchup or any or like Marcus Brickley or Sean from Bendy. Like Marcus Brickley or Sean from Bendy. Like this is this is my portfolio right here. this is this is my portfolio right here. Okay, we four grand. Is this a bear?

[17:15] Okay, we four grand. Is this a bear? Okay, Barry. Barry the bear. Barry Henry Okay, Barry. Barry the bear. Barry Henry [groaning] that I was legitimately trying to like do a decent bear.

[17:29] [groaning] That's good. I enjoyed that thoroughly. That's good. I enjoyed that thoroughly. [laughter] >> God, [snorts] the [ __ ] lion is the best. Okay, I'm going to re-record my

[17:43] best. Okay, I'm going to re-record my dock. we'll see in a minute. Um, oh [ __ ] I have six grand. Okay,

[17:59] bada boom, baby. Um, ooh, a tiger. You got to be called Tony. You got to be Tony the Tiger. You got to be Tony the Tiger. >> Yes. Slay queen.

[18:15] >> I think that suits him well. >> Yes. Slay queen. [laughter] >> I like him. Oh, Barry's having a rough day. Wait, did I have Do I have two Barry's? I have Barry and I have Barry.

[18:34] >> I like the duck. Now, sometimes a couple of them sound a little too similar, so of them sound a little too similar, so you have to change it up. [laughter] The weight is so worth it.

[18:55] bar. Ooh, a gorilla. You do not look like a gorilla. Uh Gary Gary the gorilla and you're going to go

[19:09] cuz that's the thing Gorilla says in her song. Okay, that sucks. I don't like that one. I want to I want to change it to I say I

[19:21] am a sentient ape. I say I am a sentient ape. Yeah, you are okay. My throat hurts doing all this. So, I'm going to go make

[19:33] a drink. And when I come back, there's going to be a billion dollars. >> I want it all.

[19:48] >> Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. >> Okay, how much DO I HAVE? 11 GRAND. [screaming] WOO! I think I should buy one of the locations, right? Yeah, I

[20:03] one of the locations, right? Yeah, I should buy Echo Cave. I Echo Park. You're coming home with me. I say I am a sentient ape. >> Wa! Do it again.

[20:16] Do it again. >> I say I am a sentient ape. >> OH MY GOD. THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE IN HERE? THIS IS ECHO CAVE. NOT. It didn't do at all WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD DO. >> I say

[20:29] >> that sucks. >> I am a sentient ape. Um, let's bring >> Let's bring my my guy my Ronald [ __ ] kill you cuz he

[20:41] has that kind of voice. And I want to hear the lion as well in here.

[20:53] >> OH, THAT SOUNDS KIND of good. I sound like AN APE. DO IT AGAIN.

[21:05] [screaming] I mean, that also kind of sounds like a monkey. All right. Well, Echo Cave [ __ ] sucks. I don't know why I bought that. I was hoping it would just generate more money. I want more money.

[21:19] I don't want more money. I want more money. Panda. Only a true zookeeper can encounter this being. Um, party. Good old Irish name. Party

[21:33] Hey, how's it going? My name's Potty. Are you well? Hey, how's it going? My name's Party. Are you well? [laughter] Just the idea of a panda sitting there. >> Hey, how's it going? My name's Party.

[21:47] >> Okay, Ronald, you need to go back home. I'm sorry. Hey, how's it going? My name's Potty. Are you well? Did he Did he go? Oh, no. He got He got unstuck from reality. [screaming]

[22:05] Oh, is that a sloth? Um, Sid. Sid the sloth. Of course. Um, Sid. Sid the sloth. Of course. [sighs]

[22:18] [laughter] That's really good. >> It suits him so well. >> Slay queen. Slay queen.

[22:30] >> How's it going? My name's party. Are you How party? How's your math? How party? How's your math? >> I say I am a sentient ape. >> You know what would be a really fun update to this game is if you could

[22:44] record like five voice lines per animal so that every time you went by it randomized. It would just keep it a little more fun. But don't get me wrong, little more fun. But don't get me wrong, it's really fun the way it is. 7,500. It

[22:57] THOUGHT MY MONEY WOULD BE GOING UP LIKE [ __ ] CRAZY. I MEAN, technically it is, but [screaming] you from across the bar. Like, if I put you from across the bar. Like, if I put you guys in here,

[23:12] THAT JUST MEAN I get to trigger them more often? >> Hi, Barry. Say, I am a >> You make the most money so far cuz

[23:25] >> HE'S THE GOAT. >> PUT YOU IN HERE. WATCH THEM [ __ ] >> and then I can just spam THIS [ __ ]

[23:38] >> Isn't it better to just have one? >> If you have all of them, it takes forever to get through all of these voice lines. 39. It's like 15 seconds to get through all of this. WHEREAS I CAN NOW JUST SPAM HIM

[23:51] GUYS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CALM DOWN. IT'S GETTING [screaming] A LITTLE LOUD OUT HERE. All

[24:11] >> Hey, what's up? [laughter] >> My name's Party. Are you well? >> OH, THEY'RE GOING TO THEY'RE GOING TO My name's Py. Are you well? >> Yeah.

[24:23] >> What's up? [laughter] I LOVE MY LITTLE my little zoo. I LOVE MY LITTLE my little zoo. >> That's why he's the ghost. >> That's why he's the ghost. >> Oh, it's a little dog.

[24:37] >> Oh, it's a little dog. Derek. Derek the dog. Holy [ __ ] This actually sounds like a

[24:52] dog. That's crazy. >> I HAVE A DOG IN HERE. >> Am I a [ __ ] DOG, [screaming] BRO? WE HAVE TO GET a cat. But we need 10 grand for that. I could re-record some animals

[25:05] who just go like and then put them in the line and they JUST GO. OH, YOU CAN MAKE A SONG WITH THEM. Holy [ __ ] I also have to have I need my next two animals. I want animals to talk to each other. Okay, hold on.

[25:27] what's up? Uh, buddy, >> how's it going? >> Well, Frank, how are you? How are the kids? >> Okay. >> Well, Frank, how are you? How are the

[25:39] kids? >> Yeah, not bad. No, party. How are yours? >> Queen. >> Yeah, not bad. No, party. How are yours? kids? [laughter] Yeah, not bad now, Potty. How are yours?

[25:55] >> Well, Frank, how are you? How are the kids? Yeah, not bad now, Potty. How are >> Queen. >> Well, Frank, >> sentient ape. A smarter person would be able to put them in a loop where they're

[26:07] asking each other stuff and it just loops perfectly. But I'm not a smart loops perfectly. But I'm not a smart person. I just make funny noise. called BB. Meow.

[26:27] Meow. He's going to have to go over with the dog, though. Come along now. Meow. >> They go so WELL TOGETHER. THERE'S SO

[26:39] MUCH NOISE HAPPENING. I'M GOING TO [ __ ] kill you. >> Hey. Um, [ __ ] I love all my children. See, that's the thing. Sid's not making any money if he's not out in the open.

[26:54] >> I saw you from across the bar. >> Cuz now he's just idling on his own. You have to be here to press this for them to make noise, right? >> Mighty eagle. >> THAT'S WHY HE'S THE I NEED 105,000 to

[27:08] get the last animals. That is a crazy amount. I mean, money's going up well, don't get me wrong. But Rowena, Rowena the rabbit.

[27:23] HEY, LET'S [ __ ] LIKE BUNNIES. [screaming] Why is she in the [ __ ] the ice caps? [ __ ] kill you. >> [ __ ] like bunnies. [laughter] >> HEY, LET'S [ __ ] LIKE BUNNIES. >> OH, ROWENA, you hornball.

[27:46] VAST array of talent going on around here. THERE'S SO MANY SOUNDS. I say I say I am a sentient ape. Nice. Nice.

[28:02] Terry the turtle. Of course I'm hiding a gun in my shell. [laughter]

[28:18] >> Well, Frank, how are you? How [laughter] are >> you? No, party. How are yours? >> I forgot to talk to each other. >> OH, YOU'RE TALKING AT THE SAME TIME. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY [ __ ] SENSE.

[28:32] >> I say I am a sens. >> This is a giraffe. Oh, it's a horse. This is the coolest looking horse I've ever seen. Harry, ever seen. Harry, THE [ __ ] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[28:50] HE EVEN HAS A GOLD TOOTH. HE LOOKS SO COOL. COOL. OH, a milk cow. Uh, Henrietta the heer. MILK ME. OH GOD. MILK ME.

[29:07] Milk me. OH GOD. MILK. [laughter] >> I say I am a sentient BEAST. >> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. [laughter] OKAY, we got two more. We need 46k and then we get both of them. [screaming]

[29:25] >> Do it again, Henrietta. >> MILK ME. OH GOD. MILK meow [laughter]

[29:38] >> There's so many [screaming] [ __ ] animals everywhere. >> I forget what half of them do now. Terry, I'm hiding a gun in my shell. Terry, I'm hiding a gun in my shell. [laughter]

[29:56] >> Well, Frank, how are you? How are the kids? Yeah, not bad. No, party. How are >> Oh, this is excellent. >> THE [ __ ] ARE YOU LOOKING AT? >> I'M HARRY. I'M SORRY. OKAY. [ __ ] >> HEY, LET'S [ __ ] LIKE BIES. [laughter]

[30:12] >> I should have done some where you like >> get away from the mic so they sound even that. >> All right, coming up to 21K. >> Oh god, milk. >> 21K.

[30:24] Yes. Is this like a chipmunk? Is this like a chipmunk? >> Oh, he's cute. He's a hamster. >> Oh, he's cute. He's a hamster. Um, Hild brand

[30:37] and he's going to he's going to be one that's far away.

[30:57] across the bar. >> Does it sound far away? [laughter] >> Does it sound far away? [laughter] >> It sounds echoey. >> That's why he's the ghost. >> That's so good. OKAY, WE HAVE ONE ANIMAL

[31:12] LEFT. >> OH, COMING UP. BOOM, BABY. That should be the last one. Nice snail.

[31:24] Your name's going to be Snary. Snare the snail. Snub. Hello. I'm Mr. Snub. I was saying boos. [laughter]

[31:40] want to hear it. I want to get over there and hear it. there and hear it. >> I'm hiding a gun in my show. [laughter] saying? >> Jesus Christ, I can't hear anything.

[31:56] >> I say I am a sentient. >> I was saying boos. >> I was saying boos. >> Okay, now I can buy this. You know what I have to do, right? I have to put all of the animals in the

[32:10] same place. But not yet. First, I want to bring somebody up to the windy one. I think I'm a fox. Hey, what's up fox? Hey, what's up fox?

[32:23] >> Oh, does that speed them up? I SHOULD HAVE GOT THAT AGES AGO. I WOULD HAVE OH, [ __ ] Hold on. I got to put everybody in the same place.

[32:39] Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the chorus of cacophony.