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In this episode of Crime Scene Cleaner, the player, Jack Septic Eye, takes on a job at Miko's Spa and Wellness, a crime scene left by mob boss Big Jim. The gameplay involves cleaning up blood, disposing of bodies, and collecting evidence while navigating the game's mechanics and upgrades. The video blends humor with gameplay commentary, as Jack reacts to the story, the game's quirks, and his own cleaning strategies.
Chapters
Jack returns to Crime Scene Cleaner, receiving a letter about Elena's health, revealing the protagonist's motivation: his daughter needs expensive medical treatment, leading him to work for the mob.
Jack arrives at the spa, which is a crime scene with multiple bodies. He learns about Big Jim's operation and the backstory of the victims, including a planned coup by Mike and his wife.
Jack discusses the game's cleaning tools: sponge for fabric, mop for floors, and later a pressure washer. He notes that changing the bucket early doesn't prevent stains, and upgrades like detergent increase cleaning efficiency by 20%.
Throughout the video, Jack makes jokes about the game's absurdity, references to pop culture (e.g., Final Destination, Dark Souls), and his own ADHD, keeping the tone light and entertaining.
Jack finds a pressure washer, which is faster but requires refilling. He compares it to the mop, noting the mop is faster but needs cleaning, while the pressure washer is more convenient for large areas.
Jack solves a mini-game to drain the pool, involving a valve system (red to green for water out, valve for water back in). He figures out the sequence and completes the task.
After cleaning the entire spa, Jack earns a large sum of money (14k) and discovers secret areas. He upgrades his skills, noting that the cleaning skill tree is extensive and he plans to continue in the next episode.
The video showcases a full playthrough of a Crime Scene Cleaner level, blending engaging gameplay with humorous commentary. Jack successfully completes the job, earns money, and upgrades his character, setting up for future episodes.
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Study Flashcards (5)
What is the protagonist's motivation for working for the mob?
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What is the protagonist's motivation for working for the mob?
His daughter Elena is sick and needs expensive medical treatment.
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What tool is used for cleaning fabric surfaces?
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What tool is used for cleaning fabric surfaces?
Sponge
09:24
What is the effect of using detergent?
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What is the effect of using detergent?
Increases tool's ability to clean difficult stains by 20%.
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How does the pool drain puzzle work?
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How does the pool drain puzzle work?
Red to green is water out, valve is water back in.
39:53
What is the main difference between the mop and the pressure washer?
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What is the main difference between the mop and the pressure washer?
The mop is faster but needs cleaning, while the pressure washer is more convenient for large areas.
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💡 Key Takeaways
Story Motivation
Reveals the protagonist's personal stake, adding depth to the gameplay.
00:01Pressure Washer Discovery
Introduces a new tool that changes cleaning strategy.
23:08Pool Drain Puzzle
Demonstrates a unique puzzle mechanic within the game.
38:22Completion and Rewards
Shows the payoff of completing a level and the upgrade system.
44:29Full Transcript
[00:01] NAME IS JACK SEPTIC EYE, AND WELCOME BACK to Crime Scene Cleaner. I hope it saved exactly where I was last time, cuz it's saying go to bed. Before it was telling me, "Where's bed?" That's not a bed. You're a note. I know
[00:14] the difference. Dear Mr. Kowalski, I hope this message finds you well. I'm daughter Elena's health status following her recent medical examinations. Oh. You're doing it because you have a sick daughter. Oh
[00:28] god. Elena has undergone a comprehensive set of tests, and the results indicate that her condition requires immediate and facilitate her recovery, it is crucial that she undergoes an extended treatment
[00:40] program at a specialized facility. The program will be both long-term and intensive, ensuring that she receives the best possible care. I must inform due to the advanced medical procedures and the prolonged stay required in
[00:53] health care facility. Oh. That's what you're becoming. I It's becoming cost of murder. Oh, it's cuz your daughter's sick. Oh. And they turned her into the $6 billion man. Oh. And the family. It's all about
[01:09] the family. Vin Diesel would be proud. Go to bed. Vin Diesel would be proud. Go to bed. Okay. >> [music] >> Miko's Spa and Wellness. I love that
[01:21] >> finds out? No worries, pals. [music] He's too dumb to suspect a thing. Me? Loving familiar. Just don't chicken
[01:33] out at the last moment, gentlemen. I mean, Just shove it down his throat. Got it in the bag, guys. Big Jim? More like a big [ __ ] Damn, that's not
[01:47] even clever. That's just That's just mean. That's just mean. [ __ ] >> THEY KILLED THE DOGS. [screaming] OH.
[02:10] Oh, never mind. I'm just cleaning the sink.
[02:22] I've no reflection. I'm a vampire. Hello. Big Jim. >> Big [ __ ] The dead guy in your trunk, Rob. You used to push the product for me. Yeah, this uh freaky hobby and I was
[02:38] looking to capitalize anyway, so no sweat. But I have to say I'm impressed by what you did in his apartment. That shit'll never look better. And so uh here's the deal. You either
[02:51] start paying me or I'll have someone else wiping your blood off my shoes. Sounds fair. Sounds fair. From janitor to working for the biggest crime boss in the city. Talk about overnight success.
[03:07] Talk about overnight success. Talk about your big fish. Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Hi Dad, I know you're busy working, but doing. It's still weird living without you, but I'm slowly getting used to this
[03:22] other kids my age, and some of them are really nice. I think they even want to be friends. I guess it's not as bad as I thought, but I really miss you. Yeah. I hope I could see you soon. Say hi to Dexter for me. Love you.
[03:36] Oh, and I got an application for a loan rejected. It's okay. Go do missions for Big Jim. Trial by blood. Yeah. Where did I upgrade? Was Is
[03:51] No. I'm I'm paranoid that I didn't upgrade. pressed. Okay, I did. It still counts. Okay, cool.
[04:03] without any of the upgrades that I had. Okay, Dexter, be good boy. Clean up around the house, okay? Uh, you don't pay rent, but you should See you later. [ __ ] mooching ass pets.
[04:23] Classic me. Um Um Was that the last one I did? of these games don't even try that. Which you could have a story easily.
[04:38] Which you could have a story easily. It'll be a long night. That's okay, you don't have much else going on. The man you never want to mess up with. Or even know in the first place.
[04:52] To kill his own family like this. His name will haunt me until my grave. That's what I call James Cameron every time he comes up. Big Jim.
[05:06] Uh, hello? Hello, Mr. Kowalski. Hello. I know that you're in charge of this place as an inheritance from my cousin. So, my schedule is pretty tight. However, you can get get time while
[05:20] However, you can get get time while dealing with his body, then this whole mess. Thanks. I'm getting down to work. Thanks. I'm getting down to work. That's what I like to hear. Oh my god,
[05:32] this place is huge. This place is huge and covered in blood. Here I go. Swish, swish, swish, swish. Yeah. I'm feeling the power of this already. Oh.
[05:47] Nice. Okay, how do I Okay, how do I move you back? Where are you going? Okay. Big moves have started. We're doing it.
[06:02] Absolute cleanliness. That's what we're going for. Okay. A cigarette lying around. Should I A cigarette lying around. Should I Should I bin?
[06:15] Yeah, you should count it as trash. Stinky smoky. Hold on. I need le ponge.
[06:29] We're looking at a real stinker here, guys. A real class five stinker going You think I could solve the crimes myself just by following the trail? Should I become a detective instead of a cleaner?
[06:45] I'm already feeling Oh. I'm going to steal Big Jim's ring that he gave to Mr. Yeah. Oh, that's not staying.
[07:00] Okay, this room is looking pretty good already. Is there lights? >> I'll clean your buttons and then they turn on? Okay, this is where my bucket's going. Go, bucket, go. The Yuki purer.
[07:20] A place which you never want to leave. >> Oh my god. This place is a mess. We're going to have our work cut out for us here, boys. Okay, nothing in here. Two rooms done.
[07:33] Okay, nothing in here. Two rooms done. Close that off. Put the past behind you. Okay, it won't close. Is there a body part stuck in the [ __ ] door?
[07:48] evidence as well. >> [groaning] >> Yeah, I hope that this turns out like oh, I'm actually helping you guys all clean up your into the bucket. your stainings and your
[08:01] stainings and your indiscretions. like, yeah, I'll help you guys clean up and then by the end, I put them all the and then by the end, I put them all the way in jail for life and I'm a hero.
[08:15] I've got a daughter in a medical facility that I need to protect. Jim, I got connections with his cousin Mike
[08:28] I'm going to sweet talk him into slipping some poison into Jim's family You're done? Make sure no funny business happens during our meeting. They had a well-thought-out plan. Mike
[08:41] and Rick could execute well, but got executed instead. Damn. From executing a plan to just getting executed, that's poetry there, Mr. Kowalski.
[08:54] Kowalski. Oops. Okay, nice. Oh, these stains suck because the floor already looks kind of Okay. Keep on the mission. I can use my
[09:07] cleaning senses. They call me the Batman of dirt. never seen someone clean like this before. And if you have, you're a dirty, filthy liar. No one has ever cleaned like Mr. Clean.
[09:24] college, Mr. Clean. I didn't really understand it until I I didn't really understand it until I got to this job, but makes sense now. Yep. Sponge is for fabric.
[09:39] Aha. In I go. I can't open it from this side. bathroom somehow. Oh, yeah. Bob Leponge going to work.
[09:59] Oh, so much blood. What do you have on this thing that makes it so easy to clean? Like Oh. You go there, but you're covered in [ __ ]
[10:11] Like blood is a hard thing to clean up. How are you doing that? now. Okay, we need to change my bucket.
[10:27] [ __ ] leaves. What's the point? I have I haven't used the vacuum cleaner yet. What am I going to vacuum up? Can I use that for trash?
[10:43] Everything in a 5-mi radius is done already. now. There you go.
[11:01] It'll stay there for now. Come on, bucket. Come on, bucket. Let's say [ __ ] it. and wellness, you didn't really live up to that. And there was so much water
[11:16] here that I could use, and you [ __ ] me. How am I going to clean all that water? I don't HAVE A SPONGE BIG ENOUGH. Big Jim! My sponge not big enough to soak up all
[11:30] the water. Should I use some Bounty sheets? can soak up like a river's worth of water. Or like is it Bounty, Charmin? All those [ __ ] tissue brands, they
[11:45] all look the same. They all act the same. They're all like one's like, "We can soak up water better." And then the other one's like, "We can soak up water more." And piss.
[12:00] soak up a lot of water, but we can also get your child through college. Like that's what I want out of my tissue brands. So like go above and beyond for me. Otherwise, why am I buying you? Not worth it.
[12:15] I'm always right. Except when I'm wrong, then I'm even Used to have an English teacher that said that all the time. He was Mr. McNamara, and he was so old. He's
[12:28] probably dead now, actually. He was like maybe on bordering retiring when I had him. And at the start of every year, he would come in and be like
[12:41] "I'm never wrong. Or I'm always right unless I'm wrong. something like that." He used to say Like he was just never wrong, and even when he was wrong, he was right.
[12:55] but he forgot that we had him the year before. So he just used to always think that it was the same or was new students every single time. So we'd be like, "Yeah, hahaha." We know that. You told us that already.
[13:10] he just never understood. Whatever, he was old. I don't know what it's like to be old yet. Maybe I'll do the same thing. [ __ ] stories doing YouTube videos all the [ __ ] time, right?
[13:25] Okay, thirsty stupid bookie. Damn, you didn't have a good time, did you? Actually, maybe you had a great time. I don't know if your last
[13:38] >> moments on this mortal coil were bad or not. were bad or not. They could have been incredible. Um This main area is looking pretty clean
[13:51] Apart from the dead bodies everywhere, but that comes after. Clean up the blood first. them. It's not like they're going to leak
[14:04] God, I'm pushing everything into the wrong [ __ ] places. wrong [ __ ] places. Oh, that's a lot of blood over here. Hey, you're the guy from the cutscene. Someone was feeling stabby today.
[14:19] Hey, do you think that's why he stabbed him? Cuz he was feeling stabby.
[14:32] >> Nice. Where does that plant go? Okay, locally, you didn't get covered in Okay, locally, you didn't get covered in new goop. We got 100 pieces of trash. Wow. That's 100 of you guys.
[14:48] something wrong with you. You got offended by it. You got offended by it. Sorry. Move like that. Just my opinion.
[15:00] Um Where does vino go? I don't know where you go. Well, you have to go somewhere as well. Ah. Yeah.
[15:14] Nice. More trash.
[15:30] Woah. What? What are you guys doing?
[15:44] Soap? Can I use that to clean? I've been thinking about it, too. Ooh, extra cash.
[15:56] Oh, I'm sorry. Is it stealing? I'm hiding dead bodies. I don't think my moral compass even works anymore. my moral compass even works anymore. Which one did I get something for?
[16:11] place like this, they're not going to miss it. W42 Okay.
[16:25] Hey, yo. I'm done. Criminal savoir vivre is not allowed taking weapons to the sauna. Is that an M19? Yeah, it's my favorite pistol. I mean
[16:44] Oh. Oh. Don't shoot me. >> I don't know what corner my face cam is in. Up there? Down there? Over there? Up there? Down there? >> [laughter]
[16:58] really enjoy guns, but it's because of Metal Gear Solid 3, when he picks up the M19 and he talks about it so fondly. And then playing like Battlefield 3, I always liked how nimble it was.
[17:17] WOAH, FAT STACKS. WOAH. I I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. That's fun though. My bucket's over there. All right, back
[17:32] I'm getting distracted though. I should be cleaning this area next. Should be back over by the pool where I was. We'll do this for now. Piece by piece, zone by zone.
[17:48] zone by zone. Oh [ __ ] I broke all your [ __ ]
[18:04] aren't they? There's loads of people dead in this one. I don't like it. I don't like it. Huge guy. Probably a bodyguard. Swiss
[18:17] cheesed with a sharp object. >> Look, let's not start making jokes and [ __ ] about it. Swiss cheesed with a sharp object, huh? Can I Fully relaxed, not knowing someone is
[18:31] about to stab them. Peaceful death. I assume, to some Peaceful death. I assume, to some extent. than having to toss them out the window 400 ft down into my car.
[18:45] >> The throat did the trick. Pretty quick death given the circumstances. death given the circumstances. Yeah.
[18:57] I shouldn't be laughing at that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing at that. It's not that funny. Uh let me pick up the trash that's around here cuz it's bothering me. >> [panting]
[19:09] >> Why did they even bother locking them? Number five. I don't know, but I'm going to steal all their [ __ ]
[19:23] Please all fit. Please all fit. Oh, yes. Nice. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] me.
[19:37] Oh, I smacked the thing. I shouldn't have smacked the thing. Okay, shloop. Shwap. Shwap. I shloop and I shwap.
[19:51] My bad, guys. My bad. Shouldn't have done that. Who knows? Maybe I had to break it. Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
[20:04] Oh my god. OH MY GOD. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT? someone put a gun under your chin and then a boof? Jesus, I'm going to need a [ __ ] step ladder.
[20:19] What the hell? What in the actual [ __ ] I see people slicing pizza with this. Yeah, it's called a pizza slicer. I've seen people slicing pizza with
[20:33] this. No way. But never a person. Ugh. But never a person. Ugh. Okay, come along, bucket.
[20:48] Now we can do you in here. Nice. Closer. The Yuki pure. you know, piece by piece. Piece by piece. Oh, I should break them. I see.
[21:05] Damn, there's a lot of [ __ ] blood here. Ah, haha. >> [laughter] if I let the bucket fill up with stain,
[21:21] if I change the bucket earlier, does that stop the stain from appearing or does that always happen? Let's check. Always happens. I finally figured out the system.
[21:37] it's cuz you let it get filled up." And then it's just blood everywhere, so moving it is just going to be a mess, but nope. but nope. Just got to get an upgrade for that.
[21:51] Careful now. Thank god it broke into big pieces.
[22:09] What the [ __ ] Okay, now the big mama llama. Are you a fabric? Should I be sponging? I think it's just a painting. Who knows? Maybe they hung a rug on the wall.
[22:22] Splish splash. I was taking a bath.
[22:35] Hopefully I clean enough of it that it's like, "Oh, done." like, "Oh, done." How do I get there?
[22:52] Do I have [ __ ] holes? Oh, [ __ ] performance. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Lamps? Oh, [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ]
[23:08] PRESSURE WASHER. YEAH. HOW DO I USE? OH, DIP.
[23:27] You done? Oh.
[23:39] What about all the blood? 41%. I guess we'll find out after. Okay, do I need to like fill up this?
[23:56] What the [ __ ] is the point of the mop then?
[24:12] Damn. Okay, it's not as good. It's not bad. They should do do a murder level. Unless there has been one and I missed Unless there has been one and I missed it.
[24:26] soon. Oh, I should do the far away places. performance, but damn if this isn't handy. How much water I got? Oh, I still got a bit. Ah, [ __ ]
[24:45] Like if I mop, oh, mop is way faster. But mop you got to clean. So, mop you got to clean and then you So, mop you got to clean and then you got to bring the thing to the station.
[24:58] never have to do it until you have to go to the station. So maybe power washer is Let me try some detergent. Wait, what is this? difficult stains. Slows down the rate at which the bucket
[25:12] Okay. I He just shook it. He didn't do I He just shook it. He didn't do anything with it.
[25:30] Oh, Jesus. Remember not to stay in the sauna for too long as it may cause sleep disturbances or negatively affect your well-being. or negatively affect your well-being. Uh-huh.
[25:47] There you go. There you go. That's a strong [ __ ] bottle. I punched it with everything I had and it didn't care.
[26:08] >> [laughter] >> Okay. Obviously, there's a [ __ ] ton of >> Okay. Obviously, there's a [ __ ] ton of stuff over there, but
[26:20] Like I can't go in here. It doesn't let me. Sorry you got murdered, bro. I wouldn't have let that happen. Not on If I was on the plane, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
[26:37] Should I just focus on this for now? Oh, bullet casings. Is trash? I would say this is evidence, bro. Holy God. Holy God.
[26:54] vestments and then I realized, oh, you're just wearing a robe for the so The NB letters on his tattoo could stand for Norman Bates or Nomad Block, the notorious street
[27:10] gang. Or it could mean neither of those. >> he shouldn't have gotten in Jim's way. He shouldn't have done that. It was just the boy. Poor little fella.
[27:32] God, damn, I'm good at my job. Look how [ __ ] clean. the other one on then? I can't have the mop out at the same time.
[27:44] mop out at the same time. Key. There are a lot of ones in here that need to be opened.
[27:58] just trying all of them. >> This might be worth something. Oh, it's >> This might be worth something. Oh, it's going to be worth everything. Matheo's pizza? I'll order one with pineapple for me and
[28:12] Cute. Ooh, is there something in this? Open. Okay, I'll put you back in there. Nice. Okay. Any more cards? I only got two, right?
[28:37] No one can stop me. Cleaning is my number one directive. I'm the number one directive. I'm the cleaninator. It's so satisfying. Now I got some [ __ ] soap on my [ __ ]
[28:54] Yeah. That's what I've been talking about. That's what I've been talking about. Just locked in. I just go full like like I like the clean.
[29:10] I like the clean. I like the stock. I like the stock. Yeah. Okay, come on, buddy. Shot dead at close range. This must be
[29:27] The owner of this place. God damn, Mike. The former owner of this place. I knew he always wanted to get at me, but he crossed the line by getting in contact with the other gangs, and nobody
[29:42] ever crosses Big Jim. Hey, at least it's more work for me. I wonder if he could open this place. I'm bored out of my mind, hubby. Been here for an hour. Just 10 more minutes, baby. I'll make it up to you. Buy me a
[29:58] we take Jim out, we can sell this whole business and go [ __ ] each other's brains out in Malibu. >> She was Mike's wife, apparently. They were planning a coup, but Jim outsmarted them.
[30:12] That's key. Ah. The UV light. For what? For what? Does that stain not show up normally?
[30:29] Um Do I have to clean you to put you back?
[30:41] cuz I couldn't see that. Oh. Oh. Killed by Anubis. >> DAMN, YOU GOT FINAL DESTINATION. [ __ ] my bro is cooked.
[30:58] Jesus. Sorry. Sorry for what happened, ma'am. You don't think about it daily, but the human body is such a soft machine.
[31:13] soft machine? Also, why did I give up on this other room and then immediately go to that one? That's dumb. needed more [ __ ] clear proof that I have ADHD,
[31:32] I really do have it, guys. Okay, put more detergent in there. Increases tool's ability to clean difficult stains by 20%.
[31:48] how do I how do I put it on the tool? I need someone in the comments to tell me how to do it because I'm not getting really obvious. Then we can all laugh about it.
[32:03] >> [laughter] >> We can all guffaw. I [ __ ] upgraded my mop, but Jesus, even my mop can't handle this.
[32:20] There's so much blood in the human soft machine.
[32:34] washer. Ooh, now I got to try. I think I might be on to something. Cuz I said I can't Cuz I said I can't I can't take it out.
[32:54] the bucket and I thought I'd be able to like squirt some juice into it.
[33:12] Hold on. We'll be back to cleaning in no Hold on. We'll be back to cleaning in no time, folks. Hold on.
[33:24] Uh pick up. Wow, 360. That was cool.
[33:37] Am I cleaning a wall or calling a cat? You'll never know.
[33:55] Really need that I need an upgrade for that sense.
[34:10] Jesus. Oh, I thought that roof was all blood. That would have annoyed the [ __ ] out of me. Hold on. No, that's
[34:25] That's bleed from the lights. That's it. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. Let's refill you then.
[34:39] anyway. All right. Let's go into this room All right. Let's go into this room for now.
[35:12] That's awesome. GO SPONGE, GO.
[35:24] Which Final Destination was it that they did that in? Was it three? tanning beds? It was awesome. I mean, awful for them, but to watch it was so [ __ ] cool.
[35:38] God, [ __ ] burnt to a crisp all over the wall. the wall. Why is this all [ __ ]
[35:50] Like how did this happen? I need a wider sponge. but it's doing it in a very inefficient manner for me.
[36:10] little bit of cleaning left. Oh, look, the sun has come out to say hi again. the sun has come out to say hi again. The synthwave 80s sun.
[36:22] That's a piece of work. You told me. Doing every little like inch doesn't work in sequence if you do like This is weird. If you do like bits by bits in different areas, kind of works a
[36:37] bits in different areas, kind of works a bit better. up. Um
[36:56] I mean I've pretty much got everything in here, haven't I? in here, haven't I? Relaxation zone, wipe all the blood.
[37:08] Okay, can I like drain the pool or something? can I like drain the pool or something? How am I supposed to do this?
[37:21] wrong thing. I want to dispose of this. >> a whistle. Clean as a whistle. How do I get in? How do I do? Hello.
[37:39] in there. Holy God. evidence that's in there. Move furniture back to its original place. There's one
[37:51] left. Get rid of trash. 5%. There is a bunch of trash in the pool. Okay, so there must be a way of draining this or something, right? There's no way I have to grab everything from here.
[38:08] there's blood everywhere in here. there's blood everywhere in here. Throw some detergent in there. Manual hacking. Huh?
[38:22] [ __ ] Oh, I see.
[38:40] That's a cool little hacking mini game. I like that. Okay, drain the pool. Trying to interact, it's not working. Okay.
[38:58] Now interact? No. Is there a sequence I'm missing? Okay, I'm doing so many things. Oops.
[39:11] Oops, I can't interact with these now. Oh. Oh, it's filling back up with clean water, though.
[39:23] I'm sorry, but shouldn't that clean everything? everywhere. God damn.
[39:38] God damn. Any more? All right, hold on. There must be something else in here as well. Yes.
[39:53] Money. Money, money. Oh, okay. Red to green is water out. Valve is water back in. Valve is water back in. Okay.
[40:12] I see. Is this on a timer? Cuz it kind of went red again on its own, didn't it?
[40:24] That might have been cuz of me. Hello. Get cleaned. Probably slipped out of the hands of a
[40:37] Slipped out of the hands. Is that a Beretta M9? know a lot about guns?" It's from video games.
[40:52] I didn't realize I could just do that. I just did that instinctively. Now, without really thinking about what I was doing, and it saved me stains.
[41:05] Oh my god. Why do I seem faster? Another one. >> [laughter]
[41:18] >> We got the best music. [ __ ] Like a good pool should. Are you trash?
[41:31] Can be if I break you. I can break you. Okay, little by little, piece by piece. I can't.
[41:49] Wasn't going off, and it pissed me the [ __ ] off.
[42:04] that. Break yourself, fool.
[42:18] >> Okay, only one more go around with the bucket.
[42:40] BLOOD. The blood. Yeah, you just add to the trash once you're broken.
[42:53] You're technically not trash until then, so all over again where I can't find the last piece of trash. Cuz you guys are not trash. Yes. Yes. Okay, do not break anything
[43:11] Yes. Yes. Okay, do not break anything else. god, are we going to 100%? 100%o?
[43:27] Collect evidence two of three. Okay, I did get another key.
[44:00] I MEAN NOT BAD, BUT NOT BAD. OH, [ __ ] >> the kids nowadays say? Not making it out of the hood with this
[44:15] one. >> [laughter] >> Okay. All tasks completed in here. Wait. All tasks completed in here. Wait. Nice.
[44:29] here, right? Ew. You know, I'm something of a VIP myself. There's so many memes in this game. Can that get me in somewhere special that I didn't have?
[44:52] I just be flushing and [ __ ] Oh, this place looks adorable again. Oh, this place looks adorable again. This place is looking so nice. Wow, I did this. It says it tasks completed everywhere,
[45:06] It says it tasks completed everywhere, right? Close everything up. They count as money? No.
[45:28] Okay, let me do one more quick scan of everywhere. >> VIP access granted. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, thanks. What does that do?
[45:52] I thought there was going to be like a secret door in one of these. Oh, god.
[46:12] clean. Praise the Sun. God, even in this game there's Dark God, even in this game there's Dark Souls references.
[46:27] WOW! [screaming] IS THAT JOAN OF ARC? >> [laughter] >> I'm going to [ __ ] rob your asses. >> I'm going to [ __ ] rob your asses. Yes.
[46:44] Holy [ __ ] that's a lot of money. Oh my god. I'll consider it as your tip for the night. M18
[47:04] Okay, let me close that door again. I like leaving the place as I found it. Well, not this cuz [ __ ] that room. Nice, that was cool.
[47:19] 6 28 12 13 14 15 16 17 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
[47:31] a thing, but Unless are these all This should be 18 as well out here, right? Oh.
[47:43] Everything I touch turns to gold, then to cold, then to rust, then to dust. Is that the dev? >> [laughter] >> That's go That's what we call the Midas touch, buddy.
[47:58] Everything doesn't literally turn to dust in his world, but it's implied. Okay. Close up shop.
[48:10] This is the best I've done. That was incredible. Wow. Job well done, lads. >> Give me all hundreds. God, this game is very addictive. I
[48:25] can't believe 44 minutes went by and I barely even felt it. That was over so fast. I was having so much fun that entire time. first level though that I missed one thing.
[48:45] >> [screaming] >> 14k. Jesus Christ.
[48:59] That's so cool. There's two secrets? secret, there's still more? That's wild.
[49:12] 60. Who's a good boy? Cute. >> [laughter] >> I'm working for the mob. Mr. Kowalski, congratulations.
[49:25] Just stick with me and nothing bad will happen to you. Is that clear? And I must got to hang up. Ladies don't like waiting. Call you soon.
[49:38] Call you soon. So, I'm hired by the mob. Organized crime, here I come. Organized crime, here I come. Okay, we have nine now. Increases all stats by 30%. increases all stats by 30%. That's
[49:55] six. Oh, no, I can't get that yet. I'm going to get this. additional sponge or additional mop. Additional mop.
[50:10] I have five points. This would be two. Oh, I wish I could get that. 2 3 4 5 6. I think I should get this. Cleaning speed is good. because I I was coming up against some tough stains that time.
[50:27] Under tanning beds, those are some tough stains. Same with that. Okay. 2 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18. And 21 more points.
[50:42] And I'm maxed out. Oh my god, that's just for cleaning. Oh my god, I'M DONE. just for cleaning. Oh my god, I'M DONE. OH, NO! MY cleaner sense. I thought this is the entire skill tree. How did I not see all of this?
[50:56] Oh, I would have liked this. This is actually what I wanted. [ __ ] I back in the next episode, aren't we? We're just going to have to come back And then the next episode, we're going to get all of the [ __ ] I'm very
[51:10] guys are enjoying it as well. See you then.