Why Did I Take a Babysitting Job…

[00:12] Hey, one of our favorite horror devs dropped another one, too. Chat, one of our favorite devs dropped another one. By the way,

[00:25] if you don't know what this dev has done before,

[00:40] at this. Yo, Armored Penguin with the five. Thank you. dropped. Bite Night. Diner Die, the Christmas

[00:56] Cackler. Bite Night. Uh, Gordy. Y'all remember who remembers Gordy? Jordy. Who remember who remembers Gordy? Jordy. Who remembers that?

[01:08] birthday game, Halloween, and the original Bite Night. Yep. This dev makes original Bite Night. Yep. This dev makes nothing but absolute bangers.

[01:23] And they released another new game. So you already know it's about to be straight cinema. Yo, Lias with the 10. W. Lias with the 10. Oh yeah.

[01:46] Yeah, you're good. Uh, Ella WLA. Appreciate that, Ella. Thank you.

[02:06] cuz it is spooky time. spooky time. >> Yeah.

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[04:10] This dev only drops banger games.

[04:27] I mean only bangers. Name of this game is That's the name of the game. Only good babysitters go to heaven. So,

[04:44] babysitters go to heaven. So, don't know what that implies but I do know that's the name of the game.

[04:56] game. Lock in. This dev has legitimately like literally never even come close to missing. Like never even come close to missing. Like not even close. So

[05:09] lock in. Oh yeah.

[05:59] babysitter here? Because GG, I'm quitting midway through. quitting midway through. You got me all the way messed up.

[06:12] I can't do that. I can't stand them kids.

[06:28] All right. Knock on the front door. I All right. Knock on the front door. I suppose I can do that.

[06:41] Pretty big house. Wait, hold up. Golly, they got bra. All right, let's knock on the door. Hey.

[07:03] >> Oh, yeah. >> The kids are already sleeping upstairs, are a few things I should show you before we take off. before we take off. Okay.

[07:18] by and babysit for us. You're welcome. Hey, Hey, excuse me. I don't want to.

[07:36] in here. Is there a reason for that? One second.

[07:48] Ma'am, I don't That sounded like Is that IRL thunder?

[08:03] chat. That actually sounded like IRL thunder. fan. >> Hello there.

[08:26] >> Welcome to our home. Oh, appreciate that, big dog. There's pop chips and some food cooking in the oven for you to enjoy. Well, that's really nice of you, actually. Thank you so much, ma'am. But I was

[08:41] about to say >> Oh, free to eat all of it. >> Theodore the cat is outside right now.

[08:54] He might come by later. Theodore the cat outside. Sir, it's raining. >> I was about to ask y'all something. If y'all don't

[09:11] in or out. We left the flashlight in the living room in case you need it due to living room in case you need it due to the storm. GG. That's a uh that's one of those what do they call them? False equivalents. No.

[09:37] They'll probably sleep through the night, so it should be relaxing evening for you. Well, I hope so because I can't stand kids, not going to lie. But I appreciate the job, though. This dude looks like a goober.

[10:06] >> Why? Why you laughing like that? It's a good thing you're here tonight But it's a relief that someone's here just in case the power goes out or just in case the power goes out or something.

[10:32] Which reminds me, follow me to the next room. Okay, ma'am. That's That's Vamp. W Vamp Vamp got so much motion. He's got his own his own cereal.

[10:54] Tough. That's my boy right there, bro. Recap. Uh, we're working as a babysitter little bit of money, which was what leading to what I was about to ask him. leading to what I was about to ask him. Oh, okay. Let's go in there.

[11:09] Ma'am, can I ask y'all something? Christopher is real. Who is Christopher? Can I ask y'all something real quick? I see that y'all got a real fancy house

[11:22] and y'all obviously got some money. Could y'all pay me like an extra $100 for this? Because >> uh >> um we don't have to go all the way

[11:34] downstairs, but if the power goes out, feel free to start the backup generator. working earlier, so you'll just have to go down and press the start button. >> Hopefully, you won't need to, but just

[11:46] in case. Hey. Hey, sir. Lastly, let me show you the upstairs to the kids' room.

[12:05] Yo, what happened to this wall, by the way? What is this? Christopher is watching. Oh, that's the basement if the power Oh, that's the basement if the power goes out, huh? Yeah. GG.

[12:27] >> Oh jeez. >> They're my two handsome boys. good chance they'll just sleep the whole night. If they do wake up, they might

[12:40] want to hang out with you downstairs for a bit. Hopefully that's fine. up. Please, please don't wake up. I hope

[12:54] this is like the easiest however much money it is I've ever made. >> Just have the TV on and they'll zone right out. All right, let's go back

[13:08] downstairs. Sorry for having you chase me around the house so much.

[13:28] these are the goobers I'm babysitting, bro.

[13:43] Oh no. Hey, this gonna be a long night right here, buddy. All

[13:59] everything. You think Sheriff Gilmore is going to make an appearance? Dude, I wonder if Sheriff Gilmore is going to make an appearance, bro.

[14:11] Real ones know Sheriff Gilmore is the goat. goat. Why' that door just open? you don't hear from us. >> The food in the stove should be ready by

[14:25] now, so don't forget to grab it. >> Just make yourself at home and we'll pay you in the morning. How much is that, by the way? Okay, thank you. But how much am I getting paid? No. Okay, y'all have a

[14:37] getting paid? No. Okay, y'all have a good night. Chat, can I close this door? Yes, I can. All right. Why does it sound like it's

[14:51] raining now? Let me go back outside and go back inside. in the living room. Yo, chill out with the lightning.

[15:03] the lightning. They ain't got nothing in the fridge. All right, let me take a little gander around the house real quick just to see around the house real quick just to see what we're working with. Yeah,

[15:16] in case anything pops off, which it probably will. But okay, this a little bathroom. Hey, they got money. They got money.

[15:28] Oh, they got a Oh, they got a computer room, bro. room, bro. What's in here? Little bedroom. What's in here? Little bedroom. That's motion, man. Oh my goodness, bro.

[15:43] That's motion, man. Oh my goodness, bro. That is my boy right there, dude.

[16:06] He's fine. Don't start talking about him like that now. Stop. Okay, this the back door. Got it. They have a nice place, chat.

[16:22] from the counter and put them in the living room now. Okay, here we go. Boom. you in court, buddy. What is this looking good burger? 50%

[16:37] off. What? I'm about to order some of that. Grab pop from the fridge and put it in the living room. Okay, here's this. Boom. What is up with that lid?

[16:52] What is up with that lid? What? What is going on? that? All right, let's see what kind of food she right, let's see what kind of food she cook me. What do we got? A whole

[17:07] rotisserie style chicken. Okay, turn on the TV. Can I do a remote? No.

[17:43] >> Oh, you must be uh Theodore. I remember his name. >> Would you like to come inside? >> Okay, come on in. What a polite little kitty cat. Guess it'll be me and you hanging out, buddy.

[17:58] hanging out, buddy. >> Okay. been reported in nearby Gooberville. >> Gooberville.

[18:12] >> It is believed the explosion originated from agricultural land. No casualties first responders are arriving on the scene now. It is unclear if any structures were involved. We'll have more details here at 11.

[18:35] let me close this door. Theodore, hold up. up. You got to be kidding me.

[18:47] Theodore, I'mma be right back, buddy. Hold up. Let me close that. Excuse me, Theodore. GG.

[19:01] GG. Okay. Flashlight sucks, by the way.

[19:34] be like, "Yo, I gotta go." No, you got me messed up. These kids are already evil. You got me all the way messed up, evil. You got me all the way messed up, chat. Uh-uh.

[20:02] own. Must have been a tree branch that hit the line for a little bit. Better go back upstairs, chat. Why do I hear footsteps,

[20:21] buddy? That's a Generrack generator. We'll see you in court. No, dude. They can't just put something like this down here and say do not press

[20:43] Yo, Leviathan with the 25 gifted. W Leviathan with the 25 gifted. Thank you. Leviathan with the 25 gifted. Thank you. W Leviathan with the 25 gifted W Leviathan with the 25 gifted type one if I should press it.

[21:52] Theodore, I know you didn't get my chicken, man. Is that my chicken? >> Theodore, you got to be kid.

[22:04] I'm pretty sure that's probably way too much food for you. Take the chicken from Theodore. Nah, I'mma let him keep it.

[22:17] Nah, I'mma let him keep it. You're welcome, Theodore. Oh, lord. Is it going to be What's it What's that dude's name that wears the

[22:31] white tank top that's always a goober when he shows up? Never mind. I don't when he shows up? Never mind. I don't know who this is. >> Hey. >> Hey. Who are you?

[22:47] I'm the babysitter. Who are you? Oh, I'm Rex Taylor. I live next door. Do

[23:10] Uh >> oh. Did your power go out? Yeah, it did. But it's back on now. Yeah. Kind of freaky, isn't it? >> No, Rex. It's It's storming outside. It's pretty standard.

[23:38] Um, to be honest, the storm scares me. I don't like being home alone in weather don't like being home alone in weather like this.

[23:56] Sorry to hear that. Can I hang out with you? No. you? No. >> Oh my goodness. No. You got messed up. games and eat food all night. It'll be fun.

[24:14] just going to say sorry busy babysitting. appropriate for me to have visitors while I babysit. >> A >> come on. I hang out here all the time.

[24:26] Sorry. I'll have to pass for tonight. Oh man, you're missing out. Nothing's more fun than a Rex party. That was pretty weird. Get out of my face. weird. Get out of my face. You have a good night, sir.

[24:40] Goodbye. Shoe Shoe shoo.

[25:06] >> Let me go outside and make make the rain stop real quick. There we go.

[25:20] >> Can you leave? >> You're still afraid.

[25:33] >> Check on the kids. All right. >> Oh, there's a Oh, that car clean. What is that? Garbage bags when tinfoil's not enough.

[25:45] Shout out Tinfoil Man. Who remembers Tinfoil Man? Tinfoil Man? Yeah, this game series lore runs deep.

[25:58] kids real quick. They're both in bed, but I am 99% sure that one of them was up and ran into the basement earlier. Yo, I kind of like the vibe of his Yo, I kind of like the vibe of his house. Is he still out there?

[26:15] He is still out there. I'm about to call the police.

[26:32] This is like a storage room right here. What is this room? Another bathroom. What is this room? Another bathroom. Mommy, is Christopher real? Who is this Christopher that I keep seeing them write on the

[26:47] walls about? What's this room? What's this room? This is a huge bedroom, bro. Aura. This is a huge bedroom, bro. Aura. Oh my goodness. Aura, man. Dude, he's so

[27:01] Oh my goodness. Aura, man. Dude, he's so tough, bro.

[27:14] Okay. Okay. That's all that's in here. Now, what's this last room? Another office. No. Okay. Is this goober still outside, bro? Let me find out.

[27:31] This goober is still outside. Let me check on the kids real quick. Hopefully they stay like that all night. I wonder what's still happen. I wonder

[27:45] if that creep's still at the front door. Wait, there's another message on the TV. >> This just several more explosions have taken place inside and around taken place inside and around Gooberville. No.

[28:08] >> No. >> Being told to advance

[28:20] is not believed to be caused maliciously, but the investigation is maliciously, but the investigation is still underway.

[28:57] >> It sounds like he's up I think he's upstairs. >> Theodore. Theodore. The kids are

[29:14] Theodore. The kids are sleeping. You can't be doing all that yelling.

[29:34] What's in there, buddy? Hey, Theodore. What are you doing? >> Be quiet. You're going to wake up the kids.

[29:46] >> Um, >> pretend to be a big mouse. Hey, look at me. I'm a big mouse. That works every time, baby.

[30:07] Do I not need to check what's in this closet right here? be That's another one of those foreshadowing chat. There's a body in there. There is 100% a body in there.

[30:25] I open it. I can't. It won't let me. We got to check on the It won't let me. We got to check on the kids again.

[30:56] On that note, I'm popping another cough drop. Hey buddies, did the cat wake you up? >> Um,

[31:09] that is not no kid. That dude sounded like he was 35 with a mortgage.

[31:25] >> Um, >> where are the parents? The parents? What do you mean? What do you mean the parents?

[31:44] buddy. You are two years old. What do you mean understandable? You shouldn't even learn that word until you're 20. Understandable. This kid's like two,

[32:09] No, you are a grown man, buddy. You got me messed up. You guys want to watch TV with me? >> Look at the babysitter. He's just walking around like he's got no idea what's going on.

[32:24] >> Psychopath. >> Hey, babysitter. Why don't you do something to carry us downstairs? >> Yeah, pick us up and carry us with your big arms. >> Yeah, lift us up. Don't throw us.

[32:39] Yeah. Don't throw us or we'll tell. >> Yeah. I'm going to tell my dad on you. >> Yeah. If we knew who he was. >> We know who he is. He was here earlier.

[33:14] I'm calling the police. What is going on?

[33:26] "Yo, what is this? These kids are literally two years old but are like literally two years old but are like roasting me.

[33:53] I'll come back and get you in a minute, bud.

[34:15] All right, buddy. I'm bringing you downstairs, too. >> That's great. >> Good job carrying us to our destination,

[34:31] the babysitter. >> Uh um >> my brother and I request a pillow fort. >> my brother and I request a pillow fort. Request.

[34:44] beside you, the the babysitter. enough to be able to engineer a structure for the two of us to sit in without collapse. Buddy, you're using words that most

[34:57] Buddy, you're using words that most grown-ups don't even know. This is This is crazy. I did not sign up for this.

[35:24] think I have a choice. Sure. >> Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem. Little buddies, I'll build it on the other couch. >> Uh, >> babysitter, can you make us a pillow

[35:37] fort? >> Yeah, make us a pillow fort. I was hidden. all. >> Yeah, babysitter. It better be soft.

[35:53] >> Yeah, babysitter. It better be soft. >> Yeah, it better be nice and fortified. >> Yeah. Well, if something like that happens later, it'll be cool. >> And you're not allowed to come inside. You're the surf.

[36:06] >> Yeah. What's a surf? >> I don't know. you got I'm about to walk out of here. These kids can handle theirel

[36:50] This is absolutely insane. I'm about to call their about to call their parents, chat. This is ridiculous.

[37:09] Boom. This a clean looking pillow for it though, I must say.

[37:36] nothing like that, but it's all we got for now. pillow fort. It looks pretty good and and structurally sound.

[37:54] There we go. Boom. Here's another one. My brother Oscar is disappointed by the lack of his favorite color, blue, but

[38:07] the structure looks adequate. Is this kid serious? Ring, ring, ring. I'mma go I'mma go answer the phone. I'll

[38:23] be right back. Hello. Hey. Oh my goodness. It's Rex.

[38:41] over? One second, Rex. The clock's going off in a

[39:07] Anyway, Rex, no, you cannot come over right now. I'm still babysitting. I think you should just stay inside your own home, Rex.

[39:22] Please, Chad. This dude is about to make me angry. Look at it.

[39:37] evening, which has been the scene of several unknown explosions. Power has been lost to the city, which we're told is likely connected to the explosions, taking out information. GG.

[39:51] information. GG. >> We have that nearby town in the current disers unfolding there tonight as well as federal resources which are in route. Local geologist Henry Manning has expressed to us that

[40:05] he believes the explosion is likely a result of the area's main gas pipeline simultaneously. >> They've also been advised to tell everyone to stay home and off the roads as resources head to Uberville to

[40:18] assist. Many of the highways are being closed to allow for specialty disaster response equipment to make their way to as quickly as possible. >> Continue to give updates as they come in.

[40:30] in. >> Uh well, Rex, they're telling us

[40:42] to stay home. So, I think it's a good idea you follow what they're saying. stories and stuff. It'll be fun. Rex, you cannot come over here, man.

[40:56] Get off my phone. What does Theodore want? Theodore, what you doing, buddy? Is somebody outside? What's going on now? Theodore.

[41:10] Facts. He's spitting low key. You want out or something? Yeah, he wants outside. you sure? >> Yeah, he wants outside.

[41:24] >> I don't want to let him outside, though. Nah, stay inside. now, Rex. Sorry, buddy. It's getting weird outside.

[41:43] that he wants to play hideand go seek together. GG. It's about to get real together. GG. It's about to get real creepy. >> can Christopher play, too? Who is Christopher? That's what I've been

[41:58] wondering. Mine and Oscar's best buddy. He's Mine and Oscar's best buddy. He's standing right here behind you.

[42:17] >> My bad. Uh, sure. I guess we can play. >> Awesome. Close your eyes and we'll go hide. >> I bet he sucks at finding us. >> Yeah, there's no way he finds us. Find

[42:32] else. >> All right, then. Ready, set, go. >> Wait, they didn't have much time to hide. Lock in, chat. These kids are two years old. I got to be able to find them.

[42:46] >> I might be the world's greatest hider. Nobody's ever going to find me in this sweet spot. >> He's upstairs.

[42:58] >> He's upstairs. This dude's talking extremely loud. Just gave us Where am I? Probably not,

[43:14] >> guys. Y >> He'll never find me here.

[43:26] >> Hey, babysitter. Did you check behind the door? Just kidding. I'm not there. Why would I tell you where I am? tell you where I am? Hey, babysitter. I'm behind you. Haha.

[43:40] Hey, babysitter. I'm behind you. Haha. Made you look. >> This kid is stupid. >> I'm hiding.

[43:53] >> I'm hiding. >> This kid is stupid.

[44:06] >> All right, I'm going to go find your brother. I know where he is cuz I heard brother. I know where he is cuz I heard him talking.

[44:52] >> You know what? Then the cops would have to come.

[45:05] sweet spot. Unhappical.

[45:19] Check the basement. Low key. Yeah. Theodore, come inside. Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though.

[46:27] >> shadow figure. Is this what y'all talking about? brother. I know where he is cuz I heard him talking.

[46:46] >> Where is Oscar? >> There's a radio in the truck. I jumped in to listen to it. A big gasoline truck came right across

[46:58] >> It was downstairs. >> Well, I believe you.

[47:11] >> Was it in that clip? I didn't see them at first.

[47:23] >> Yo, Finnegan, I found >> brother. I know where he is. I heard him >> brother. I know where he is. I heard him talk

[47:37] >> I guess the must have cut off the >> Yo, ban everybody in here. Yo, ban everybody in here.

[47:59] >> Yeah, good one, Oscar. You were hiding in an unethical spot. By the way, Goober. >> You guys didn't even tell me there was a time limit. What a loser. >> Is he serious?

[48:13] >> Well, duh. Otherwise, we've been waiting all night for you. >> You couldn't even find Christopher. And that guy is huge. What?

[48:33] >> What the heck was that sound? Go check it out. Do your job. Shut up, kid. >> You're just infants. >> Infants. >> You're the babysitter and I'm pretty sure it's in your job.

[48:48] sure it's in your job. >> This dude said we're just infants. >> You're supposed to be protecting us. Don't you do anything, right? >> Yeah. You're like minimum wage security. >> Shut up.

[49:00] children. >> Yeah. Little baby boys. Sweet innocent >> We're innocent. >> We haven't done anything yet.

[49:12] >> Nothing at all. >> Not yet. >> Don't look at us, babysitter. >> Why are you staring at us when you should be checking out the noise?

[49:24] >> Yeah, babysitter. >> Get out of here. >> Yeah, go leave. Go check the noise out already. Yeah, I'm sure nothing weird's looking at the noise. >> Oh my god. Why are you still here?

[49:49] >> Invasion. >> It'd be over for us. >> Are you guys okay? >> Die because we have you as our >> That sounded like a window broke. I'll go check. More like the baby sits by and

[50:05] watches while the house is invaded by criminals. >> Yeah, more like the babysitter sits on his >> Hey, you're 2 years old talking like that.

[50:19] >> Wow, you're still here, aren't you? Why don't you go check the noise out already? >> I'm the babysitter. Just standing around looking at me. Sounds real stupid right now.

[50:34] >> You are testing our patience. >> Yeah, baby sitter. I'll use my magic abilities on you. >> Yeah, if you don't leave, we're going to do something really bad to you. >> Do something. You ain't You'll combine

[50:49] >> now or else. >> All right, babysitter. I'll go check the >> Fine. Since you're such a coward, we'll go check the noise out. Go check.

[51:01] >> Here I go. I'm checking the noise. >> Yeah, I guess we'll go. The poor themselves. >> We're checking on the noise right now.

[51:28] I'm going to start rolling around in it. >> Oh wow. I can't wait. The stuff in broken glass while the babysitter sits there and does nothing. >> Yeah, that won't be like a big issue if mom and dad return.

[51:44] >> Yo, I'm about to call their parents right now. >> I am about to call their parents. They need to be thrown in jail. Looks like a branch broke the window. I think I can find something in the

[51:58] >> Hey kids, I'm going to go fix the window. Uh, noise out. >> This has been like five minutes. If you just stutter around, your head's

[52:11] just stutter around, your head's been dumb.

[52:27] Fred Figlehorn with the five gifted. Thank you, Them kids are evil. I don't even think they're kids. they're kids. Board this window up.

[53:13] being advised to leave your home immediately. We repeat, leave your homes immediately. It is unsafe to remain indoors. Get outside now.

[53:40] Do I have to bring them outside? Oh, look at the babysitter. We do have a lock. >> I got a lock. >> Correction. Do not leave your home. We

[53:55] repeat, do not leave your home. The message we received, >> Shut up. >> Good job. Stay inside. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Remain inside. Do not

[54:10] leave your home. Oh wow. >> I'm sure a lock will stop him. He won't figure out how to just climb through the window.

[54:23] kids. I'm never having kids. I'm never having kids. I'm never having kids. >> Why are you locking the doors instead of killing the monster? killing the monster? >> Because the news just told me to.

[54:44] as our babysitter? >> Yeah. You You think when the bad guys show up, we'll do something about it? Heck no. >> You are literally the worst babysitter that's ever.

[55:14] Hey, chat. It's about to get ugly in here. It is about to get ugly in here. Where's the last door I have to lock?

[55:41] Oh, here it is. See who's at the door. I bet it's Rex again, Chad. How about you want to bet it's Rex again?

[55:54] mercy. Oh my goodness, man. This was the worst. This is the worst job ever. >> What do you want, Rex? going to actually let him in, are you? >> Please don't let him in. He smells bad.

[56:09] >> That would be the stupidest thing ever, even for you. >> He's obviously one of the bad things. >> You're an idiot if you open that door. >> leave us alone. >> Rex, I can't let you in, buddy.

[56:22] >> Rex, why don't you go back to your house? This is our house. >> Oh jeez. >> I'm not evil. I'm the neighbor. >> I'm not evil. I'm the neighbor. Rex, our mom doesn't like you. We don't

[56:35] >> Look at me. I'm Rex. >> You never get invited. You're not coming in here. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, Rex. >> Can these kids get out my ear?

[56:49] >> Yeah. I I don't >> Come on. I brought marshmallows. We could do them in the microwave. >> You better not open that door. >> You ain't coming in here, Rex. Go home. Anger problem.

[57:01] >> Loosey goosey with the five. >> You spent all that time locking. >> Sorry, Rex. Please go home. >> That doesn't make any sense. >> Okay, I guess I'll just go home with all these marshmallows and other fun stuff.

[57:14] >> Yeah, there's a monster outside. Why? >> Guess I'll just have a fun sleepover by >> Guess I'll just have a fun sleepover by myself. >> Sounds great. Bye. >> Yeah, maybe the monster's a shape

[57:27] >> Yeah, maybe the monster's a shape shifter. Can y'all shut up?

[57:43] >> I got to go turn on the generator >> back on. I'm scared. >> We live in a modern society, which means we have electricity that should be on. >> Yeah. Where's the power? I'm going to go fix the power. I hate these kids. I hate

[57:59] them. >> Yeah, we're babies. How are we supposed breaker. >> Yeah, you wouldn't want us the babies.

[58:19] called these kids parents and been like, "Yo, y'all got Why am I sliding down the "Yo, y'all got Why am I sliding down the stairs?

[58:54] have to kill you. The power was out at my house, so I decided to come over. Oh, no. I'm actually calling the police. actually calling the police. Is he serious?

[59:10] >> Hey, is that Rex? Why did he say it like that? >> Woohoo. >> Yippee. Glad you could hang out, Rex. Wait, what? They were just cooking this dude for five straight minutes.

[59:35] >> Yay. >> Rex is the greatest. >> Um >> Oh, we thought you were talking about >> Oh, we thought you were talking about our other neighbor, Will.

[59:58] >> Yeah. We hate Will. Rex is cool though. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh my goodness. If you don't get away from me right now, Rex.

[1:00:13] >> Oh my goodness. This has turned into a complete disaster. I mean, a complete disaster. >> Hey there. been talking and we decided that we think we deserve to have ice cream. Oh,

[1:00:27] is that what y'all decided? Okay, do not deserve it, but I feel like if I don't do it, they're going to cook me

[1:00:41] don't do it, they're going to cook me for another 10 straight minutes. no choice, chat, but to give him ice cream. cream. Destiny with the five.

[1:00:56] Destiny with the five. No.

[1:01:30] Chat, y'all are going to get us killed, dude. here. We are cooked.

[1:01:56] feel like if I don't, they're going to kill us. But hey, we're not going to kill us. But hey, we're not going to give it to them.

[1:02:08] Y'all been bad. It's too late for it, too. >> No. >> That hurt. >> Shut up. >> Shut up,

[1:02:23] >> Shut up, >> kid. Don't hurt. Mary? No, I do not, Rex. There's already been too much crazy stuff going on

[1:02:38] tonight. I'm good off this. >> Look at Theodore down there just chilling. What's Bloody Mary? >> You know the game where you look in a mirror and say Bloody Mary three times

[1:02:50] and then a ghost appears. Isn't that too scary for you? >> No. Besides, it's a sleepover now. Are you coming or not? Decided to play Bloody Mary. I This is not a good idea at all. Hello.

[1:03:14] actually, you know what? I'm curious. Let's do it. >> Oh, yeah. >> This dude is a certified gooberologist, man. I'll be right back.

[1:03:34] There's not even a mirror in here. Oh, yeah. The whole thing is a mirror. Bloody >> Mary.

[1:03:50] Bloody Mary. Bloody. Bloody. Rex, just do it already.

[1:04:02] >> I can't. I'm too scared. You are such a goober. Fine, I'll do it. Move. >> I got this. >> Oh yeah.

[1:04:28] >> Oh no. >> Bloody Mary. >> A >> bloody Ah, Mary, >> bloody Ah, Mary, did you see anything? Nope. Did you?

[1:04:41] J with a 10. WJ with a 10. >> Uh, >> no. But I had my eyes closed. All right. Well, this is dumb. Let's go. All right. Well, this is dumb. Let's go. >> Yes.

[1:05:28] Look at the name of this clip. Bloody Mary and in parentheses real

[1:05:46] did you see anything? Nope. Did you? >> You can just hear bro screaming. Listen >> You can just hear bro screaming. Listen to the scream. Oh, bloody.

[1:06:15] Bro, this game is stupid. Bro was scared >> bloody

[1:06:49] I actually cannot get over how stupid that is, bro. This dude is such a goober. It's unreal. It's unreal. This dude is a goober,

[1:07:04] >> A bloody Mary, Mary, did you see anything? Nope. Did you? did you see anything? Nope. Did you? J with the 10. WJ with the 10. Uh,

[1:07:17] >> Let me see the Bloody Mary pop up. >> All right. Well, this is dumb. Let's go. >> All right. Well, this is dumb. Let's go. >> Yes.

[1:07:57] I can't. I'm too scared. You are such a goober. Fine, I'll do it. Move.

[1:08:19] This >> Oh, yeah. >> Yo, maybe Rex ain't that bad, man. He's just a goober, bro.

[1:08:32] just a goober, bro. >> Oh, yeah. Maybe he ain't that bad, Chad. He just a goober for real. All right, we're good. Bloody h

[1:09:03] dude Rex is a goober, man. You know what? I like Rex now. He's a little weird, but I like Rex now. I'm not going to lie, chat.

[1:09:26] Gooberville into the surrounding areas. We are told that federal resources have pulled out of Gooberville and set up a containment barrier outside of the town. What >> at this time are unfolding, but we're

[1:09:39] advising that people remain locked in their homes. It is believed those outside are at a risk as well with those they come in contact with. >> GG agents are expected to make a statement shortly.

[1:09:58] >> Yeah, we're cooked. >> We are cooked. >> All right. I think it's in our best interest if we salt the entrances.

[1:10:10] interest if we salt the entrances. >> What? the doors so that bad spirits can't enter the house. I don't know about this one. This is me when I'm angry.

[1:10:37] >> Let's go. >> It's about time you start carrying your weight around. >> Did you just call me Tubby? You just >> Did you just call me Tubby? You just called me Tubby. Look how you are built.

[1:10:51] You Oscar, you can't be calling nobody Tubby.

[1:11:04] got me salting the entrances. This is This is goofy, man.

[1:11:43] Wait, what? Are they not in here anymore?

[1:12:30] >> Uh, chat, >> what is going on? Oh, you think they're in the basement? Oh, no.

[1:12:50] staring into a day from now >> If you saw what we saw, you'd crack your head.

[1:13:04] Maybe you've got diapers on you don't even have diaper. If only somebody was paying medical to clean your diaper.

[1:13:16] to clean your diaper. >> What is going on in here? >> Woohoo. >> Yeah, he just came out of the floor. You

[1:13:30] just missed him. >> Theodore the cat talked to him a bunch. >> Theodore the cat talked to him a bunch. Seemed like they go way back.

[1:13:43] got to get up out of here. >> Anyway, Zabuma said there's nothing he Something about jurisdiction or something like that. What?

[1:13:55] >> He also showed us his rad guitar skills. Is that the noise I was hearing? Haha. >> It was super sick until he suddenly

[1:14:07] grabbed Christopher and dragged him into the portal as payment. Oh. away from the Zabumath portal. >> We'll see you upstairs. Another message.

[1:14:27] >> Emergency news bulletin. Emergency news bulletin. Everyone must isolate. I repeat, isolate yourselves from others. There's a high risk to those who remain in groups with other people. >> What if you currently put yourself and

[1:14:43] >> What if you currently put yourself and risk it to remain inside alone as far from other humans as possible? We're being told it's okay to remain outside for short amounts of time, but do not remain in groups. This is not a drill.

[1:14:57] remain in groups. This is not a drill. Isolate yourselves.

[1:15:25] So, we got to we got to handle this here. The kids and Rex all got to die.

[1:15:43] >> Uh, >> yeah. So, what? It seems it's better if >> A >> It seems pretty dangerous out there, >> It seems pretty dangerous out there, doesn't it? It's not that bad.

[1:15:57] >> Oh, jeez. See, it's pretty bad out there. >> Please. >> What are you trying to say? >> What are you trying to say? >> Kick Rex out.

[1:16:35] >> What are we thinking, chat? I mean, you saw what the news said.

[1:16:48] >> Chat, y'all saw what the news said, bro. People are enemies.

[1:17:03] He is weird. I must say >> he is absolutely weird. Rex is a weirdo. >> he is absolutely weird. Rex is a weirdo. Yes.

[1:17:35] Rex has been voted out. He wasn't supposed, By the way, in case anybody feels bad, he broke in the house to get in here. We told him multiple times, no, you cannot come in and he came in anyway.

[1:17:50] So, just saying chat, he was not supposed to be here to start with.

[1:18:02] Rex, you got to go. See you, buddy. Wow, he went with no See you, buddy. Wow, he went with no problem, huh?

[1:18:14] buddy. It's fine. Talk to the kids by the back door. Why are they back here? It had to be done, chat.

[1:18:26] It had to be done, chat. Chat, it had to be done. >> Pour a bunch of salt on the floor for babies to consume. babysitter

[1:18:42] babies to consume. babysitter >> like not be careful or be like an adult. >> You told me to. >> You left us unattended. >> That's a really bad idea. Don't you know that we get into trouble?

[1:18:54] >> Yeah, fitting. It told me to. And there was nothing I could do to stop it. >> Yeah, I thought it would be funny. >> It was funny, but now it's sad.

[1:19:06] >> This is your fault, babysitter. What are you guys doing? >> I bet Oscar he couldn't lick up all the salt. >> I can't feel my tongue now. Did you hear the news? They said it's

[1:19:20] not safe to be in big groups. You know what that means? looking at us. >> Kick out the kids. Goodbye. This is my >> Kick out the kids. Goodbye. This is my house now. Y'all have a good night.

[1:19:38] news saying? >> Emergency news alert. Barricade all windows if possible and board up all ground level windows. We have also been advised that being outside is no longer a threat. However,

[1:19:52] evacuate. Okay, evacuate. Okay, >> we're being told to advoid

[1:20:05] threat comes from others. >> Okay, chat, that was the right thing to >> Okay, chat, that was the right thing to do. That was the right thing to do. Hey, this my house now.

[1:20:18] I guess I better board up the windows. >> I think there's enough wood out back by >> I think there's enough wood out back by the shed. Forget them kids, dude. All right, let's board up all the windows.

[1:20:35] board up all the windows. Here we go. There's one. The their parents are probably dead now anyway. Like, let's be real here.

[1:20:47] anyway. Like, let's be real here. Forget them kids.

[1:21:04] the kids. Wait, you might be right, actually. Theodore. >> Yep, exactly.

[1:21:19] >> Yep, exactly. We got Theodore chat.

[1:21:31] I wonder what the whole thing is that's going on, by the way. going on, by the way. Wait, can I pick up

[1:21:44] Oops. Can I board the windows up from the inside? >> Why did that lamp just >> GG?

[1:21:59] chat. Hey, if them kids wouldn't have been so rude, I'd have let them stay. They were doing nothing but cooking me the whole

[1:22:24] I think Rex just lost his life. RIP. Yo, Theodore, move, buddy. Theodor. Okay. Yo, what is that noise? Is it coming from upstairs? Let me go look.

[1:22:46] No. Where is that noise coming from? Let me go look in the basement real quick.

[1:23:01] Oh, it's the generator making the noise. My bad. >> Yo, Theodore, relax. I'm stressed, buddy.

[1:23:34] Where's the last window I need to board up? Where's the last window I need to blow out?

[1:23:48] out? Oh, behind the TV. Yeah.

[1:24:15] that all living creatures are at risk. Please isolate from all living creatures. This includes dogs, cats, and fish. Scientists have found those in the largest groups are at the highest risk at this time for contamination. Please

[1:24:28] remain indoors alone. Federal agents are actively dealing with the situation. So for now remain inside and isolate as much as possible.

[1:25:02] news. That's not important now. The news said it's dangerous to be around pets. >> No, you're staying in here. I do not care. No. >> Yeah, you're staying in here.

[1:25:15] >> Yeah, you got me messed up. I'm not kicking Theodore out. If it gets me killed, it gets me killed. Theodore's the only one I got. You got me messed the only one I got. You got me messed up. No. Hey, if it gets me killed, it

[1:25:27] gets me killed. >> I'm not kicking Theodore out. Nuh-uh.

[1:25:44] and stay away from the windows. I repeat, turn off all lights and remain. Do not let them see you. >> Let who see you? Who? Don't let who see

[1:25:56] >> Let who see you? Who? Don't let who see you? Lord have mercy. Theodore, we're cooked, buddy. Theodore, we are cooked.

[1:26:09] Theodore, we are cooked. Oh my goodness. Theodore, please. Chad, it's over. Chad, it is so over.

[1:26:24] Light. Light. Light. Rex is somewhere. getting snapped up right now.

[1:26:38] here? I think I did. Yes. Let's go upstairs. Relax, Theodore. It's going to be okay. Boom. I think the rest are upstairs.

[1:27:01] It said stay away from the windows, too. It said don't let them see you. I don't know who them is, but it's it's it's over.

[1:27:20] and this one. They're off. Go see who's at the back They're off. Go see who's at the back door. I'm not supposed to do that.

[1:27:59] Hey, it's Rex. Can I I can't seem to get inside. Yeah, you ain't You ain't Rex. >> Uh-uh. I can hear you on the other side

[1:28:12] At least come talk to me. >> Uh, >> there's a window on the second floor. Talk to me there, buddy. Don't take too long. Get scary out here. I just saw your eyes, Rex.

[1:28:27] I just saw your eyes, Rex. It's not you. He didn't have eyes.

[1:28:42] What window is he talking about? Chat, we are so cooked. Chat, we are so cooked. Hey. Hey, buddy. See, it's just me.

[1:28:54] little dark, but nothing to concern yourself with. Hurry up and let me in already. You got me messed up. No, you are not

[1:29:08] coming inside. Woohoo! >> Oh, how sweet. I got a better idea. Why don't I come up there and see you?

[1:29:38] That is insane. Oh my god. Dad, what's going on here? Why am I Where are my sweet boys? Sweet boys,

[1:29:54] >> mom. Dad, >> the babysitter was mean to us. No, I >> the babysitter was mean to us. No, I wasn't.

[1:30:09] your parents. >> Too late.

[1:31:09] Theodore. I can't see nothing. >> Theodore, there's something. >> Theodore, there's something. Theodore, there's a chair blocking

[1:31:41] >> Breaking news. Do not do not do not do not let them see you. Do not do not do not let them see you. Do not do not do not

[1:31:55] Let them see you. Let them see you. Let them see.

[1:32:43] I don't think this chair was supposed to land in front of me.

[1:33:10] host >> and I'm the cool guy with the >> Oh lord, he throwing that thing. All >> Oh lord, he throwing that thing. All excited for good or evil, our galactic

[1:33:26] excited for good or evil, our galactic game show where we game show where we decide if that guy is good or evil. >> Wait, what? >> There's no way in he's making it through

[1:33:38] this game unscathed. Well, let's begin.

[1:33:53] We've been working on this for a while. Why am I at a game show now? Let me introduce you all to our guest, the babysitter.

[1:34:12] >> That's right. We went deep undercover to a planet called Earth to see if this a planet called Earth to see if this thing is

[1:34:34] Welcome to the show, babysitter. Uh, glad to be here. I'd also like to welcome Oscar and Finnegan to the show. >> Hey there. >> Wow, so happy to be here.

[1:34:52] babysitter. So, let me explain. You see, Earth was due to be taken control by the >> But luckily for you, you won the chance to be on Good or Evil, the show where we

[1:35:04] secretly watch you to see if you really are good or evil. Oh, >> okay. >> Depending on how you do will determine your destiny. So, the babysitter, how are we feeling?

[1:35:28] Oh, somebody's a little optimistic about their true outcome, huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let's find out. Yeah. But first, Mikey Dean dog. What does the babysitter have a

[1:35:41] chance to win? >> Oh my goodness. It's Mikey Dean, except >> Oh my goodness. It's Mikey Dean, except he's a dog this time. Oh my goodness.

[1:35:59] babysitter is lucky today because our prizes range from being turned into living shoes that our amazing host will wear for eternity. Every step he takes, squishing the babysitter's brain more and more for the

[1:36:13] rest of time. I don't think I I don't uh one. The babysitter. And for our top prize, being worshiped

[1:36:28] like a goda boom, baby. will be given to you and your life will be eternal bliss. be eternal bliss. Okay.

[1:36:43] to be one of the top five prizes we've ever given out on the show. Keep in mind that on good or evil, we offer a range of prizes between those two. of prizes between those two. Tormented forever. Dying. Left behind.

[1:36:57] Tormented forever. Dying. Left behind. Janitor, alien pet, office worker, alien invader, and mayor of a planet.

[1:37:11] your action this evening and decide if they were >> I think my actions were pretty good. Don't you, chat?

[1:37:28] and the results are fast reaction. Make sure you stay focused. All right, onto your first decision. Did you throw the children? >> This is me when I'm angry girl.

[1:37:41] >> You wouldn't throw us, would you? >> Please, no. >> Yeah, the babysitter. You wouldn't throw little old me. I didn't throw them. No.

[1:37:58] Oh, I did. I thought I threw them. So, it feels weird to reward you for doing nothing, but I digress.

[1:38:10] >> Well, now that we've distinguished how you are with children, let's see what if you are with children, let's see what if that trait carries over to ice cream.

[1:38:54] they've eaten a few tubs of ice cream in his lifetime. Wow. Thanks. Yo, are you serious with that, sir? Are you ser

[1:39:17] funny. It says, "Laugh" on the prompt, man. >> All right. And the big screen says, "Didn't give him ice cream.

[1:39:29] "Didn't give him ice cream. True monster or sir, it was True monster or sir, it was it was sir, it was for Armored Penguin with the five. Well, how about the nice neighbor Rex?

[1:39:43] Were you willing to play Bloody Mary with him? Yes, I did do that. Oh, what a sweetheart. >> Yeah. Well, then did the babysitter >> Yeah. Well, then did the babysitter press the button in the basement?

[1:40:09] >> let's go. >> Big screen says yes. How dumb can you be? We put big text above it saying don't press it. And what did you do? >> You know what? Boo them,

[1:40:29] >> Yes. Not surprising. >> Well, then did you force the cat outside? No, I did not. Nope. I would outside? No, I did not. Nope. I would never do that. Never.

[1:40:45] here, folks. >> Well, then I want you to look at the boys. Look at their innocent faces. >> Yeah. >> Seal with the five. Did the babysitter put the two young

[1:40:59] angels out in the cold streets while the world was being destroyed? You are missing so much context, sir. You're literally about to to I'm You're literally about to to I'm probably going to get tormented forever.

[1:41:17] >> Oh yeah. >> Suck.

[1:41:38] >> How could you do that to us? >> Y'all were Are you ser? Are you >> Y'all were Are you ser? Are you >> Yeah. >> don't do what he said. He's not the host.

[1:41:57] All right, that covers the major decisions you've made, the babysitter. Let's check out your score on the screen.

[1:42:18] dead. I narrowly escaped being tortured forever and I just barely snuck into dying.

[1:42:35] >> loser >> or lose them. But first, quick time event. I got it. >> Well, you're so fast. >> It's trivia time. Now's your chance to change your fate, the babysitter. Lock

[1:42:51] in. Lock in, chat. We can escape this. Lock in. wrong answers reduces your score. First question. What's Oscar's favorite color?

[1:43:04] question. What's Oscar's favorite color? Blue. It's blue. >> Oh, yeah. >> Beautiful. >> What was the last name of the neighbor?

[1:43:18] Rex. Uh uh Rex Taylor. Taylor. And I'm pretty sure it's Taylor. >> Woohoo. >> Beautiful.

[1:43:31] >> Beautiful. Wow. Very observant. Next question. >> Yeah. >> What was the cat's name? Oh, that's >> What was the cat's name? Oh, that's easy. Theodore.

[1:43:45] death. Who could forget Theodore? Who could forget Theodore? What movie was playing on the TV?

[1:44:01] Night of the Living Dead. Maybe. Maybe that's it. I'm going Night of the Living Dead. Oh my goodness. We got it right.

[1:44:13] Next question. But first, quick time event. You got it. asleep. Was Christopher real? No.

[1:44:25] >> Oh, yeah. >> Let's have a look and see, shall we? >> Christopher, if you're with us, can you please come out?

[1:45:19] just now. What? >> Hey, >> happy to be here.

[1:45:42] cameramen capturing all the action tonight. So, I'd like a round of tonight. So, I'd like a round of applause.

[1:45:54] babysitter a question of my own. >> I don't see why not. Well, the babysitter, I've been watching you a lot, and I think we bonded. So, what do lot, and I think we bonded. So, what do I like to do with my free time?

[1:46:15] It's 100% play hide and seek. >> Oh, yeah. >> Beautiful chat. We're actually going to escape death. I have to admit that really is one of my guilty pleasures.

[1:46:31] This one's worth double points, so focus. focus. Who's the greatest alien race? Gleba. Gleba. Y'all are the greatest. Y'all are

[1:46:44] the greatest. Gibba. Yeah, y'all are the greatest. >> Uh, sorry. >> What? Just joking. Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Well, that concludes our trivia. Time

[1:46:59] all know how this is going to go. Obviously, >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What did we get? >> Final score.

[1:47:12] >> Final score. >> 560. >> That's pretty good. >> I don't want to be somebody's pet. But you do get a lot of free food and go for walkies.

[1:47:27] If you're good, maybe your owner will let you sleep on the furniture and give you wet food from time to time. >> No, I didn't. >> No, I didn't. >> Nice doggy. Let me

[1:47:41] >> All right, your fate's been sealed. Is there anything you would like to say to the ba boys before you're whisked away? I hate you. away? I hate you. Yeah, I hate y'all. I hate y'all.

[1:47:58] fault. And I wish I never took the job from your mom. >> It's too late to babysitter. Your words can no longer hurt us.

[1:48:12] talk? >> Yeah. How come you don't talk? >> We're babies and we talk. more than you. >> Is he one of the big babies that are dumb? >> Yeah. Are you stupid or something?

[1:48:27] >> That was actually good. >> Too dumb to know that the TV >> Too dumb to know that the TV >> That was actually so good, bro. stupid. >> I think somebody wasn't

[1:48:40] >> chat. These devs >> never talk. >> Or something. >> Cat got your tongue. Never miss. >> Say something already. What are you, a psycho?

[1:48:54] >> Yeah. Were you kind of like the bad guy or something? >> That was so good, bro. >> Scaring the little babies. >> Just say >> game of the year.

[1:49:08] >> To prove you're not a psycho. >> That was actually so good. after >> we're an alien pet for all of eternity now. Ready? >> Five.

[1:49:22] >> I don't know how to count to five. I'm a baby. >> I'm a baby, too. And I know how to count to five. to five. >> Oh, I forgot.

[1:50:00] game of the year WD devs, man. They never miss, bro. Oh my goodness, man. never miss, bro. Oh my goodness, man. That was so