Classic Hardcore Moments 360 — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] Classic hardcore moment number 360. Guys, I didn't even know we could count this high. 360 episodes of 20 minutes of watching people die in a hardcore World of Warcraft.

[00:14] Baron Rivendare, what is it? Did you get the mount? Oh my god, we got the mount! We got the fucking mount! Oh my god, there's a mount! We got the mount! We got the mount! We got the mount! We got the mount!

[00:26] Congratulations, my hardcore. No way. No fucking way! Yeah, Matthew's rad. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! What the fuck?

[00:39] We got the fucking mouse? Yeah, yeah, Matthew. I love how happy they are. Good luck. Oh fuck. Okay, we're days from behind.

[00:53] Okay, we can like intercept this mob if we want, right? Okay. I see they just keep re-aggroing them and fearing them. Okay, here we go.

[01:05] We're rooted. Hold on, what is this? 48 out of 93. 48 out of 93. Don't tell me I got this. 48 out of 93. Yeah, I don't know.

[01:17] I don't know. You can tell me. What is that? IQ? I don't think so. Coordinates? I don't know. Oh, it just changed to 48 out of 94 on some of them.

[01:37] We have a field wall, let's definitely use it. Oh yo, yo! There we go!

[01:50] The bomb is clutch up. Dude, there's so many death clips here. Oh, nice. Nice. Trick cancelled. We're gonna...

[02:02] Dude, I don't even know how this clip ends, but at 500 HP, to use a sprint pot instead of a health pot just seems, like, crazy to me.

[02:14] Like, crazy. Like, I always say, like, there's those uses for sprint pots, but, like, not a ton. Health pots are just so good. Oh nice, help him. Yeah, yeah, save that. Nice, nice, nice. No, eat that, eat that.

[02:29] Oh he can't eat it because he's a dummy. Cause now look, yeah you're moving fast, but not... wouldn't you rather have an extra thousand life right now? Oh he's so dead. Oh that was a good charge. Let's definitely shield wall. Just press, might as well just press it.

[02:42] Just press, like shield wall, just press the macro. Woo! Dude I swear sprint far before I get so many people killed. Because it's just like you could have just health potted, right?

[02:56] We'd have more HP, just run through and recline, but instead we're just like sprinting and dying. You can use a sprint pot if you aggro a guard. That's a good time to use it.

[03:11] Yeah, okay, this quest is tough. I don't like this. This is dope. But we got two people, man. We're dialing. Okay, there's one of us, one life. Okay.

[03:28] Oh, we're casting a regrowth. Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Okay, yeah, let's, let's target them, eh? It's actually a thick, thick regrowth here. Okay, we're back to, okay, we're in bear form.

[03:40] There's four of them. Wait, they can actually still do this. Okay, there's five now. now. And there's a fix between aggro. Wait, they can actually still do this, they have the pot. Just stick bear for a second until like one or two die. Ok we pot, back bear,

[03:57] back bear, back bear, back bear, into bear, into bear. Ooh, cheetah. Wait they, I think they could have actually come then. That's it, that's it, that's it, I wish I had more.

[04:09] That's brutal. Very, very brutal.

[04:25] Okay. Okay, we're taming this. We're getting flopped heavily. Okay, you're good. Oh!

[04:38] Oh! Oh. Yeah, you're super dead. You need to restart from level one. That actually sucks. Yeah, that actually sucks.

[04:53] Okay, we're beast up. We have the fire stick. Fiery full HP health pot. Zero percent chance we die here. Okay, so we have three more. Okay, now we're...

[05:07] I mean, honestly, bro, Your twink's out with fiery and world buffs. Just kill them all. I wouldn't be... Yeah, you can actually just kill people. Thanks.

[05:19] I don't give no fuck, bro. Please help. Oh, that guy doesn't care. He's not attacking anymore. He's not attacking anymore. Please help, no! Oh, my. He just stopped attacking.

[05:33] I think he could have ran with hamstring spam. I also think... Bro, he was going to town on these mobs, killing them in like three hits, but he just stopped attacking. He could, I think he could have just killed those mobs.

[05:46] Just keep up a demo show with Sammy Cleaves, like... I mean, he could have hamstring and ran, too. That's an option. But I think he could have just killed them. Fucking God. Fuck me, man. Fuck this stupid fucking game.

[05:59] Oh. Okay. I was going to play something else then. All right. What range are these? Or nameslaces I guess I should say.

[06:13] Those look kinda decent. Are those like the retail ones? I think they are. Is that just Slater? They look pretty nice I mean this guy is looking kinda screwed here Um he is Okay We have the dummy We want to attacking Oh this guy gonna book it Alright dwarf starts to run Oh he gonna run back in now

[06:34] We have to commit one way or the other. Okay, that warrior needs to bandage. Beautiful! Beautifully played by Fra- Fra- Fragergan. Run out. Okay, that's gonna reach

[06:46] me from the brute. Brute can charge you and take your shield off, so making it so you can't block. Yo the mage needs to save this guy. Nice, nice.

[07:01] Okay we're actually gonna kill the brute. I'm a little nervous for this guy. Oh the mage almost just got one dee. We're gonna re-achieve? Oh don't break that, don't break that.

[07:13] Okay let's just, oh my goodness. Okay, dummy. Okay we have the mage, we have the mage. No one needs to die. Yo what the arms, you're full HP man, play bodyguard, don't let him die. Come on, don't let him die, man. Redummy, okay.

[07:26] Okay, just keep moving. Oh, don't aggro all of these, man. What? Lay on hands? Where's the paladin? Who lay on hands him?

[07:38] Sprint Plot, the classic. It is actually, funny enough, is a good Sprint Plot, though. You value, like, just getting out of here more than the HP. I think this actually kind of works.

[07:50] Oh, man. That Mage is low. The Warrior is low. this dwarf is low. Oh. Ah. We're dead. We're gonna die.

[08:03] Yeah, we're definitely not. Props to Nova could save everyone, Mr. Mage. Mage is dead. Warrior is dead. Rusty Arms lives.

[08:15] Rusty Arms lives. What a monster, dude. This dwarf. Legend. No folding.

[08:29] Nice. That's killing. Should I kill it? That's killing. Okay. I got nothing over here. Level one in the arena. He's definitely going to do a level 60 or something, right?

[08:45] Oh! What is going on, bro? He's a cheater. and what is what

[08:58] oh what how did he do that did he is that just straight actually hacking is he actually just hacking

[09:11] it is going on bro you don't see many of his actual hacking clips and what is that oh my gosh he goes back in after How are you doing that? There's a reason why I've got AGM on 7 level 1s?

[09:28] Should we just admit it? I should have fucking killed him, I was so close! Are you seeing this shit? What? Fuck! Do we waste the mana?

[09:40] No, we don't. You don't need mana? No. I just blew all of my rage, holy fuck. Holy fuck. Bro, bro, bro. I blaze this guy every time I see one of his clips.

[09:52] I can show you guys. It's getting even better. He has a Questy tracker that tracks kettlebell swings for his subscribers. That looks amazing. Then he has a detail tracker on his stream that tracks new subscribers with the name.

[10:11] Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Then he has... I think this is... Maybe it looks like a stream overlay.

[10:23] I think this is a stream overlay. I got my PC to stream, but I stopped and I quit playing. That's no one in this party's name. This is his Twitch chat. So this is his Twitch chat. This is the new subscribers.

[10:35] And this is Kettlebell Things. I just think it's brilliant, man. I haven't seen... Like, that is... This guy's thinking. Very cool. Very cool, man. Shit. I switch to defensive as soon as I get thunder. Woah woah woah, why is my health so low?

[10:48] Yo, Jimmy, did he heal something? Got him? Get myself thunder. Taunt? Resist the taunt? He's cooking the rogue? The rogue is getting absolutely cooked right now.

[11:01] Where the fuck has Herod gone? Where the fuck has Herod gone, dude? I don't have Hockey Blow on the bars? Oh shit! He just did a lap. This seems fine. Oh my gosh bro, Herod is going to...

[11:14] Where the fuck is this guy going? Yeah, time! I'm done! Okay, there's a dummy. We can definitely press time, right? If the immune's fine or something?

[11:27] Where's he going bro? Every time I get to him he will win. It's cause he's chasing the rogue. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. No, he's gonna die, he's gonna die man!

[11:40] Oh my god. Oh my god, 20% health. Oh, I'm gonna get my shield. Dude, he's weird. Bro, dude, dude. Bro. He died. Oh my god. Oh no, he just killed our healer.

[11:53] Oh no. Oh. Bro. Oh, divine intervention? Wait, bro divine intervention? Bro. Oh my god. Oh no, he just killed our healer.

[12:06] He died. Oh no, he just killed Jimmy. Oh, no. Get out. Wait, we can finish him off. Target dummy? Oh, shit. You shield bolt? Dude. Dude, it's a kill. 1%? Oh, my God, he died.

[12:18] Yeah, the adds are coming. Adds are coming. All eight? Yeah, definitely need those. Oh, shit. The adds are coming, bro. Oh, my God. We're on 10% health. Bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage.

[12:30] I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandage. I got bandaged. I got bandaged, guys. What do you mean you can't bandage? You're targeting the targets on me, man.

[12:42] Bandage yourself. You're hurting. Yo, yo, yo, guys, guys, guys. Oh, my. I got bandaged. Dude. I'm bandaging, I'm bandaging, I'm bandaging. Nice, nice, nice. I bandaging I bandaging I bandaging That a lot of mobs We have a Cump cump cump cump Stack stack stack stack stack We have a log a warrior This guy just sitting in the Divine Intervention The healer dead

[13:03] There's two rogues. This guy's just completely AFK in the DI. This guy's running! Bro, bro, are you guys kidding me? Bro, bro, are you guys kidding me? Dude, this is so troll.

[13:15] There are a bunch of non-elites. They died in like one hit. That's one way to solve the problem, boys There we go There we go There we go

[13:32] There we go Double pack, it's fine We have no mage Double pack, no mage

[13:44] Double warrior, rogue, priest, talon The paladin is consecration, right? Oh, it's a shaman. It's a shaman.

[13:56] I'm an idiot. Wait, guys, when I see pink, I think paladin right away. Like, who's with me here, man? Like, can we just add on to, like, blue shaman or something? Like, blue shaman, I think, and I download it every time.

[14:10] So when I play classic, wow, shamans are blue. Shaman is blue, yes, yes. Okay, you guys actually agree with me here. I like blizzard we could just change it to blue I mean everyone kind of agrees here I think we

[14:22] could just make shamans blue how they're supposed to be kind of anyway no way this guy's so dead I'll pet you

[14:35] I'm gonna go for the big. For where? West or the east? Actually, left. I don't know. West. And then how do you get all the mobs on the side? I don't know. Hi.

[14:49] Where's the healer? Heal the son? Take Coddy. Guy. We're not letting him move. Ooh. I like my dance. It's too good. I don't know.

[15:01] This is a run out. I don't know. A run out? Is it? I can't really tell how scared... Oh god. This is a run out boss. This is a run out.

[15:14] Yeah, yeah, so Luna Heels is getting owned here. Oh. Luna Heels is getting... Yeah. Luna run! Heels lost a fucking hundredth of a fucking trap or something. I don't think you can find it yet actually.

[15:26] I don't think you can find it yet actually. Come on guys. It's all there. You have to think of them as well. Oh yeah. That healer's already dead, yeah. They don't even do?

[15:38] I can't tell players. Oh, it hurts! Oh nice! No one dies here I think. What the? You can get on top of one of them.

[15:50] Oh, just for jump. You guys are so close to the entrance just run out. Yeah. It's literally just a... Nice, everybody run. Okay, nice. Zero death. W? Okay, there we go. Okay, don't pull.

[16:04] Yeah, the low levels. It's gonna pull. Okay. Instunction is still pretty easy. Let's walk in and dial. Oh, that's what we're gonna do. We're just gonna... What the fuck?

[16:21] Dude, dude. Oh my gosh, this warlock is just out, huh? This level 31 warlock is just out. The warlocks should

[16:34] I'm logging out. Bro, like, they have a they have a mage. Like, I know that looks scary, but if you just

[16:46] Frost Nova and run out, no one needs just Frost Nova. Oh, we pulled Frost Nova out.

[16:58] Dyslexic, thanks for the plan, man. Are we going to get locked out or like what's going on?

[17:14] Oh no. Oh, he went... Yeah, I think he had too many ideas. No, but good luck. Rip. 42 mage dead.

[17:28] Okay. We have a 46 fire mage here. 45 fire mage. 46 hunter. Okay, we're... Okay. Playing on the macro here.

[17:40] It's a solid. Mage is kind of getting owned. His hunter is a kick a shot. He has his pet on the minion. He's still on the other minion. That mage is getting railed. Yo, we need to run.

[17:54] Yo, yo, yo. It's not even that bad, by the way. Like, the hunter... Yeah, just... Great, great. This hunter is... Yeah. Holy shit!

[18:06] Nice. Okay, good. Run. Run. I mean, do we need to run? Okay, I guess we're running. You almost died.

[18:19] Okay, everyone's hugging left side. Well done. Well done. The bombs don't blow up the box. Oh, we're on the right side. Who goes down the right side?

[18:34] Why? Who goes down the right side? I've never even seen you go for right side. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. Here we go.

[18:46] Nope. Okay, yeah, we're gone. Okay. Yeah, he's getting owned. What? Oh, okay. Nice, nice. Oh, not nice. Yeah, for Don, it's most of 22 mage.

[19:07] Rip. Yeah, I want a level of warrior. Oh, my gosh. I really want to. Oh, man. This message is a second chance to prove that Zaryu reads YouTube chat.

[19:21] Guys we have the YouTube chat up with the Twitch chat they combined into one but during videos we usually don But we had to pause the video just to say that that is the case Alright here we go

[19:42] If that heel goes off, okay, we're good. I mean, yeah, right? We're pretty good. We can do another warrior if I want. We can also just do like, we can do druid, rogue, rogue actually, rogue is pretty sick.

[19:57] We have a re-care UI on classic, alright? I'm not judging, I'm not judging. I'm not judging. Okay. Okay, everybody walk in.

[20:09] We have a triple warrior. Wait, four warriors and a priest. Dude, that is a lot of warriors. We are killing. Just kill everything, man. of 10 seconds. Everyone's doing good damage here? 100, 200 EPS, 400 EPS?

[20:23] You guys pull careful there on the... Gotta kill the illusion. Follow the bubbles, Lelda. It looks scary, but they don't run any damage. Potion! Potion, nice, good, good, good. Are we pet treating it? No, no, just start, keep attacking, man.

[20:36] What do we do with her? Just attack one by one, though. She'll come out, she'll come out. You're killing her. Kill the boss? Yeah, kill the boss, kill the boss. Sir, I need you to... I need you to... No one, no one's dying. This is good.

[20:48] You're good. It's fine. The boss is 40%. You're good. You're good. Everybody chill. Everybody chill. Nice. Fucking cowboy. Oh, my God. So many hardcore deaths

[21:00] because people are just freaking out. Like, I don't understand. Like, when I fell into the lava in Minecraft the other day, I was completely calm, cool, and collected.

[21:16] Ow, my fucking hands! I don't feel it. I got you, hoe!

[21:33] I'll bring you up top. Fast, bro, fast. Take a break. Take a break. Yeah.

[21:45] Max Ramis HD. Beautiful. Beautifully played on the Petri. That's cute too. Got a Petri out, yeah. Fucking jumping everywhere.

[21:57] Why are we jumping when there's fucking... Why are we jumping again? Why is that guy trying to hurt out?

[22:10] when you have like three extra petchies? Are you kidding me? Oh, that would have been so sad to die there.

[22:22] Petchies are expensive? Yeah, you can sell them on the one if you want to, man. But like... Oh, it's almost getting one D. Oh, nice. Okay. Oh, man. Yay! That's the roadster thing, too. No.

[22:34] We can't let you have it, bro. You got it. I'm going to need it. I'm going to need on that. I'm going to have to need on it. 5 people, rogues low, we could vanish potentially. He's potion up, nice, right at the gate.

[22:48] No mage here, lock those down. Do we have a target on me? Main dead. He's mousing over the petri as well.

[23:00] Just in case. Do we have a trap? Why won't you give me salve? RIP! Oh man, I missed charlotte monastery dude.

[23:13] Okay we're spamming flashes. The warriors getting pretty low here. I mean flash shields make you go oom. They oom you. Flash shields oom you. Do not want to use those. Oof.

[23:25] Okay we're oom now. Okay now we need the mana pot. That is fine. Bring him to the tank. Nice. that's fine. Okay we don't want to... okay we're scanning flash heal, we're oom again.

[23:43] Okay we cancel... oh god. Okay everybody just jump off the waterfall to buy some time. Nice okay.

[23:55] Puzzle renew please. Flash heal okay. Okay flash oom yeah yeah okay. Okay. Okay, we are in. Yeah, one. Good, good, good, good.

[24:07] Nice, Tom. See, that could have gone way worse. W. W, team. W, team. Okay, do not, do not go in the tunnel.

[24:19] Don't, don't. Just get out of there, man. Oh, my fucking God. You have to be kidding. No fucking way, dude. I was fucking looting, bro. Dude. I literally was running away.

[24:37] Guys, what's the UI that makes all the UI elements a little dark? Low-key, that actually looks so good. I might need to use that. Also, you don't need it, but it's actually low-key.

[24:49] Look at the mini-map, bro. Look at that. What is that? It's literally an alarm just called dark mode. I think it's better blitz frames oh is it better blitz frames

[25:01] or like just dark mode that actually looks like so sick

[25:20] so good thank you for watching until next time. Oh!

[25:32] Rip. Man, these, I mean, they're just hard to watch in the best way possible. Like, I love watching them, but it's hard to watch, too. That's 360, my friends.

[25:46] 360. There we go. How are so many warriors allergic to hamstrings? I remember my first time playing warrior, and I didn't press hamstring much.