Hardcore WoW Reactions: Survival Tactics

[00:00] Alright guys, Hardcore Moments 379. I actually missed a couple of HD moments. But now we're getting caught up. 379, here we go. Oh! Oh la la! Oh la la! Roll that tiger!

[00:13] Tyrek, order from your raid leader. Roll that tiger out! Oh la la! Oh la la! Chi chi chi chi! Look! He's already gone! Oh! Oh la la! He just said it was. Oh no way!

[00:25] There we go. Yeah he's young. The hyperventilating one. I love it. I love it. Oh, my God. Yeah, nice. Nice. Congrats. I was thinking, I was thinking, I mean, I get two out.

[00:39] I will donate both of them so I have to mute myself. Nice. Oh, my God. I was thinking, guys. Very cool.

[00:51] Like, to get that mount on hardcore is sick. Like, that, I mean, that's my favorite mount in the game, probably. The only other one I like more is Swift Spectral Tiger, but that's a trading card game. So, assuming you aren't talking about TCC mounts, you're talking about mounts in the game,

[01:05] Zoolian Tiger, I think, is my favorite mount in the game, even on retail, like, 22 years later. Like, that mount is sick. And you get it on Hardcore, it's like, bro, that's sick.

[01:17] Okay, wait. No. In with effects. It's a pretty low level group here. They're like level 11, level 12.

[01:32] There we go. One pet's dead. This guy's dead. Level 60 just had a BRD too. Get in the minecarts if you're about to die. Get in the minecarts if you're about to die.

[01:47] Don't run out. Jump into minecarts. Is that actually a safe spot? Minecarts are melee evasive. Oh!

[02:00] What? I never knew that! Do you guys know that? Don't use the arcane shield, it gives you all the area monsters. But these guys are level 12 into the minecarts.

[02:16] Dude, this is funny. I didn't know I knew that. Dude, that junk juggled, uh... Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's like not in it or something. Okay, he ran out, he ran out. Bro, these guys are all level 12, this is actually kinda sick, what the heck?

[02:30] I think that's because he's starting to help me. Okay, I'm out of mama. Yeah, get out, get out. Are they all gonna die, or are they actually gonna do this? I can't even tell.

[02:47] Dude, that spot is OP. What the heck? Woah woah woah woah woah! It stopped working! Fuck! That spot is not OP guys, that spot does not work! I did not like...

[02:59] No one used the... The minecart spot is trash guys! They are... like it does not keep you safe at all!

[03:13] Wait, did they kill him or not? What the heck? That was close! Oh, oh, oh no no no no no no no! No. Come on. Come on. Let's do this. Okay. Combat. Hey, don't move. Don't move. This guy pulled a peekaboo, man.

[03:26] What are you doing? Stay in. Canceling thing death, man. I don't know about it. That's a lip. And you're dead.

[03:39] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Yo, yo, yo. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running. Your thing death almost died. Keep running. Oh, oh, oh! Fade death in three, two, one.

[03:53] Stop now. Well, this is not going to go very well.

[04:05] This is not going to go very well at all. I'm very impressed that you do this, but this is not looking very good here. Okay.

[04:17] It's actually pretty well played so far. Renew. Flash heal is not the move here. Okay, we can just shield, renew, and wand, I think. Keep wanding.

[04:30] Ooh, Riftful Shadow Word, Pain, is not the choice. Now you're pretty oom. We gotta keep wanding for a long time here. Okay, it's actually kind of fine. Do you have a fear tab? If you have a fear tab...

[04:42] Oh no! You're gonna have to fear. You're gonna have to fear these three mobs. Okay? Okay, nice. Oh, they're wreaths. Wreaths on. Alright, well we can do another priest.

[04:54] Or we can do a warrior this time. We can do a rogue. We can try a mage. We can do... we can do a hunter. Hunters are kind of cool. They have heads. We can do a lock. Ummm...

[05:07] Oh my fuck! I'll do what the guy told me to do. RIP. Oh! When I do... Oh, what crash is that? I jumped from hinterland, so...

[05:19] What the fuck? Fuck you, Alex. I'm running on speed. I'm running off the damage. Go on, go on, go on. I'm gonna get more of it, man. I just have to run it. Go on, go on, go on.

[05:32] Okay. Okay. Alan and Dame are here. And you'll be grinding. We bubble back to full. This is actually close.

[05:45] We have to keep the conk down here. Here's like up. Do we have lamb hands? Okay, yeah. We have it and we used it. This is very close. One more conk.

[05:57] Wait, bro. Put on retribution aura, I would think. Oh my gosh, right? Oh my gosh. No, you're dead, brother. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! No! I full I full No No Dude the wolf got him

[06:18] No. I think in the water, they don't have retribution. I think we've got this threat, or he had it. I think we've got this threat, or he had it. Wait, these guys are in hunger city on hardcore? Wait, these guys are in hunger city on hardcore?

[06:30] No, no, no! Ooh, you hit the ground. I hit the ground. Oh, that's not your fault! Don't know what you're supposed to do about that! ...in the middle of the... of the thing. This is horrifying.

[06:42] You don't want to aggro anything. You want to stay right in the middle. Dude, this is insane. I... I may found that. Oh, we pulled so behind, so that just goes. It's a low health point.

[06:55] Wait to go online. Stay here for a second. We're trying not to get near it, because it's both aggroing them. We're... bringing back up on them. Oh, there's a D. I'll just move them down and then back up a little bit.

[07:12] Let me just put down a portal real quick. So I'm going to mark the area in the circle. We're going into that portal. We don't want to kill the civilians.

[07:24] Purple puncher. So just get that guy. And then click this book. Where is the book? What? Yeah, quest.

[07:36] Okay, what quest is this for? It's Shifting Sands. It's, uh... It's, uh, if you... Like, gate opening quest? Staroboard? Is this for opening?

[07:49] Okay, okay. It's for... It's for Staroboard. Holy crap! I never knew you had to do this on hardcore like this. That's actually kind of cool. But if these guys... If these guys were found out,

[08:03] and there was a bunch of horde waiting, and they just die? I mean, that's intense. That's intense. Imagine how hardcore you just die like that. Okay, we've got it, so we just want to go back to the river.

[08:17] Someone in the chat actually said something really cool. You need more quests that make you go to enemy cities. That's actually kind of true. On hardcore, it doesn't make much sense, but on normal, wow, like in Classic Plus,

[08:30] like, how cool of a quest is that, that you have to go into an enemy city and steal a book. Like, that's sick. I've actually never done this quest. Like, that is really cool. We don't have a more...

[08:42] We're going to go into the portal? We're going to go into the portal? Yeah, the portal's going to expire, though. We've got to click on the last piece. Portal. Portal. Portal.

[08:55] You know what I mean? You did it. That's sick. I mean that's really cool man, GG

[09:12] Dude, no nameplate gaming is a choice That is a choice I mean that is a choice Okay, damage add, nice, and we have Shadow bolt, okay, one guy's down We lock in and dial

[09:24] He was down Dude, this is making me want to play some hardcore though, holy crap Okay, that's first out Yeah, that's a good call.

[09:37] Love you. Warlocks out. What are we talking about? I don't know if I roached or not, dude. That was not a roach. That's not like the only way to live. Dude, it's not a... You already have like...

[09:50] Like that is not a roach at all. You already have one person dead. You have like multiple other people scrambling low HP. Like, bro, you got to do what you got to do. You know what I'm saying? That's absolutely not a roach. I'm completely sure to be on the other side of the zone.

[10:05] Could I help them? I didn't think there was anything I could do. Maybe I could curse their health or something? I don't know. Great voice.

[10:19] Grr. Oh, okay. Oh my god, what the hell? Gosh, they do a lot of damage.

[10:32] Makes me want to play a warrior. I mean, that's what makes me want to play a warrior. What are you? It still looks kind of fun to play a warrior.

[10:50] Okay, five-man group here. Okay, we're in circle stance. We're pumped to the meter, so we're in circle stance. Okay, help us. Petri, okay.

[11:02] Do we have a tank? Deal. Okay, the bear is the tank, I guess. We're still in Petri. We closed it off. There we go. Okay, let's just kill the rest of the guys quickly.

[11:16] Google our things for the prime, man. Good times are right! Oh, oh.

[11:28] Oh. Back, elite, run, no, stop. This is the worst thing that can happen when you have multiple people saying run

[11:40] and multiple people saying no. Like, oh, I actually clutched up. No one died. Okay, that's good. Never again pick up group WTF. He leaves the group and runs away.

[11:55] It's going to be like a hypo later, I think. Oh, for defeat? Mine. Okay.

[12:10] Mine. Man. Okay, we fear out. I'm just looking at the book. I don't know. I don know I just like to see anything Okay we book it Gas lock Oh right you close to 60 That what up

[12:31] Okay, you have a Yeti slapping you from behind, though. There. Gas all over the place here.

[12:45] He's lagging. Is he lagging? Oh, he's lagging. Oh no, he's lagging! Oh no!

[12:58] Pussy! Oh no! Yeah, get Petri, Petri, Petri! Oh god.

[13:11] Aww, that sucks! That's like the only thing he ever does there is lag. Devilsore? He soothed the animal. And then we're gonna go for Hibernate. What are we doing here?

[13:25] The Hibernate breaks. Wait, why are we doing this in the first place? What, what, what? Hibernate? What happened?

[13:40] Oh, it's a druid quest. Oh, I've never played a druid that high level. Oh, that's brutal. Oh, this is an egg quest.

[13:53] I was actually thinking about the egg quest this morning in the shower. I don't know why. Here we go. Oh, you're doing mine.

[14:06] You look good. Bad, bad, bad, bad. The rogue is himself, the tally has no bubble, there's three mobs, the rogue is roaching, the mage, where's the mage? Where's the priest? You know, we can do this, we need everyone

[14:22] to lock in. Oh, they're hearthing. That hearth is not gonna work. There's no way. We got a fiend death, brother. You cancelled the fiend death. That is a choice. What are we

[14:35] we doing? Okay, target something. Cheetah. Let's book it. Yep, let's move. Let's move. Oh, gosh, there's wolves. I can't see anything either. It's like dark out. Oh, wow, nice.

[14:49] Okay, let's hurt. Let's hurt. Fall damage. Yeah, you're going to jump off. Watch your Watch your head bro, watch your head! Hit.

[15:01] Gotta restart now. Level 24. 34 rogues, following SMQI. Beast. Beast.

[15:13] Beast. Death. Again, I.

[15:25] Yeah, we have another one. We vanished out. The vanish broke. Okay, let's dial it in then. We have potions. Let's just, let's, yeah, I think we...

[15:39] Light of a loom on cooldown. Let's see the potions. So one of the things that Cammy Sayo taught me, Cammy Sayo is like the world record rogue speed leveler dude.

[15:53] He has, like, all the records for leveling quick on Rogue. With Vanish, if you vanish and get hit at the same time, it'll break. So what he told me is when you're doing Rogue solos like this,

[16:06] what you want to do is pair Sprint and Vanish. And every time you're going to vanish, you sprint out of range of something that could hit you, and then you vanish, and your Vanish cannot break.

[16:18] But if you vanish and get hit at the same time, you can break. So you vanish, you sprint away, vanish, it'll never break.

[16:31] Holy jeez. A lot of mobs here. From Pali, St. Giga, Shad, let's go, baby. Let's lock in. Let's go. Portal of Stormwind. What's hard? What's hard here? Snake? Wait, it's actually Giga's mark.

[16:44] Balik, balik, balik, balik, balik. What's hard here? Snake? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, that's actually Giga's mark. The boot. Wait, that was actually the smartest portal.

[16:56] Like, I was thinking, okay, Nova, Kona, Cola, like, we'd walk in and do this. That maze was just like five heads. Just instantly portal, everyone lives. Huh? That's what's here.

[17:10] I don't give a fuck, man. Dang. Hold up. He was acting weird and then ran into a pack of mobs in the last room. So funny enough, yesterday I was playing a game of League,

[17:45] and I think what happened is my F key sucked down, and my F1T stuck down, which is my target top laner keybind. And since it was stuck, I didn't know what was going on.

[17:58] Like, I basically couldn't control my character. I can only see my top laner. So I just ran in and actually didn't die, but I just ran across the entire map. And, like, my whole team was probably thinking I'm, like, a complete idiot. But anyway, when something like this happens, it might just be someone's, like, keyboard stuck

[18:13] or their cat jumped on their keyboard or some type of malfunction. or just a terrible play and they rage quit. It could be that too, but, you know.

[18:38] Okay we soloing D We level 30 Two elite We have land hands Disarm Shield and one handed macro while disarmed Follow up to the He has no weapon on

[18:54] You gotta put your weapon on, you definitely gotta put your weapon on. It's three mobs now. You gotta put your weapon on and you have this. No weapon, oh no.

[19:06] Oh he just doesn't realize it's been like a minute. Oh he totally had it with a weapon. So bubble bandage, oh still no weapon.

[19:18] We sold Lamb Hand.

[19:32] Okay. Wait, this is actually going insanely well for no weapon. No, you need Retribution Aura, man.

[19:45] Dude, this guy's playing really well. Like, actually bubble bandage, land hands, targets on these sleep dusts. Dude, no weapon this whole time!

[19:59] He has another mana pot. I-I-I-mana pot and start healing. I go Retribution Hour too, for sure. Wait, Bob? Wait, this is actually insane and he's not dead yet.

[20:11] Another sleeping dust. Yeah, we need a potion here. Light a Balloon Hearth. Wait, this guy's an actual gaming gigasad. Are you kidding me?

[20:23] Like, the no weapon thing, like, that sucks. But, like, the play here, it's like, there we go, man. This guy is not dying today.

[20:37] He would have easily had that with a weapon, too. Ha! Finally realizes. You fucked up. Yeah, with a weapon, that's so easy. Ok, double hunter whaling caverns, here we go.

[21:08] Ok, I think they're fine. They're doing lots of big dams. Oh that- Uhhh...

[21:22] Save em, save em, save em! That's huge! Woo! RIP.

[21:34] RIP. I think he can get out- Oh! Oh, maybe- maybe not! Are we just trying to kill this?

[21:47] I mean your pet's still alive. I think you just stick it. You just stick it. Yeah, you just stick it. Just stick it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh no.

[22:08] I love it. Joma, they put you in summon. Surprise, motherfucker! I'm gonna use my 8 on you, it's gonna...

[22:21] You can keep moving. And I'm gonna kill that! Okay. Okay. And you can handle this. It seems handleable. You can back the pet now.

[22:33] We can totally back the pet if we want. It seems doable. Hopefully that doesn't resist. It did. Let's just wand it out.

[22:45] out, wand it out. You're good, you're good. Wand? Nice. You're chill, you're in combat still. Okay, it's another one. Okay, you're pretty screwed. You're gonna die. You can

[22:59] try to see her, you can try to see her. No, no, that's a lot worse. Sourshore guard. Oh, the sourshore guard doesn't... Oh, he's a lion, he helped him! Oh, no! No! There we Oh, there we go!

[23:13] Nice, okay, huge! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Oh yeah, you have to eat. You have to eat. You're out of combat, you have to eat. You have to eat, you have to eat. You can eat food if you want.

[23:25] Chill. I'm going to put the left thing on. I'm going to put the left thing on. I'm going to put the left thing on. Here we go. The sails are the outcasts.

[23:37] Okay, we have one, two, three, four, five. Uh, we're stunned. I mean, this is not looking good. Just stay bear form and keep running.

[23:49] Okay, light a balloon. Wait, wait, you're not gonna light a balloon? You're gonna Hellspot? Okay, bear form. Back to bear, back to bear. We don't have mana. Oh no, bro, we can't light a balloon!

[24:05] Oh, maybe he's okay! oh my gosh you lucky duckling thank you for watching and until next time yo that was legendary man holy crap I thought he

[24:17] was completely dead there we go give that one a little thumbs up there you're a soft thanks for the applause it's crazy some people just lose the ability to use food and pots when it gets hairy dude the thing about hardcore is if you're low

[24:29] hp and you're on a character you've been gaming with for weeks or months oftentimes it's just like the decision making just goes out the window you can't see anything you can't think

[24:41] like I've been there it's just like oh my gosh I'm gonna die you just start thinking about the fact that you're dead and you can't even think about anything so like I get it man I get it