NDA Roulette System Tested — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] All right, with our next strategist, the strategist claims, although you might be stressed along the way, this is how you get profit on a roulette table. It's time for another roulette system. It's called NDA Roulette.

[00:14] Wow. It's actually a $300 buy-in. We have $300 and $5 checks. Yeah, we're going to talk about this in a second. Oh, okay. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. $300 and $5 checks. Papa Dave's got the salmon. The salmon's around $5 each for that $300 buy-in.

[00:26] We're not going to touch this. That's going to be later, okay? I'm not taking out such this. I got a purple and a black one over here. Six hundred and a half. Is this later? Yes. Okay. Anytime you win, you reset. So we're going to start with $10 on a one-to-one bet.

[00:38] If it loses, we go negative regression. $15 on a two-to-one bet. If it loses, we're going to continue that path. So I'm going to show you guys this walk-away zero. So we're going to start out with a one-to-one. One-to-one. I'm going to... You win, you just keep team betting it.

[00:50] Yep. So the other day, evens worked really great if you were following. The walk-away, $100. Okay. lose $200 and leave with $100 is that the walk away or you mean win? Win $100

[01:02] is the walk away. Oh, my bad. The walk away is to lose $200 of your $300 and walk away with $100. That's pretty easy. They'll be like you guys are the ultimate casino shills. Like literally. Casino certified stuff.

[01:15] Yeah. That would be weird. There you go. Is that even right now? By the way, it's $10 not $15. Oh, it's $10. Can I get a nickel back? Okay. Did I lose? Yeah, you lost. Close that lock. Okay. Now what you're going to do is go $15 on $2000.

[01:28] 15 twice? I go from 10 to 15? Yep. Wow. Okay, you win, you reset. Now, this sucks because you only net progress five, but the rest is $10. If that loses, you're going to go $50 on a one-to-one bet.

[01:40] Wow, so now I'm in $30. I'm in $40 to win $5. See, maybe it is to leave with $100. It's not even $300. You just go home at that point. It's like a structured losing system.

[01:52] It's a little stressful way, but you're going to get to $100. the chance of you every system would like mean it's there you go okay good so I won $5 yep okay so then I lost I'm going to continue technically

[02:04] I think pretty pretty much emphatically I did yeah so I'm going to go 15 and 15 now what do I do I go back to 10 go back to 10 you only won 5 bucks that time but yeah look look I only won 5 bucks yeah you can grind your way

[02:17] I'm going to do this I'm going to help $5 everybody yay as long as it's $10 less I'll let the ETG you can sit here and just grind out easy chill $100 win. Brutal. We haven't gotten to a 51 to 1 yet.

[02:29] That's how confident you are. There's another step to this. Oh, there you go. Oh, there's more steps. I'm going to show everybody. Here's the next step, everybody. What scares the crap out of me is where it's a three. Are you sure it's a 300? Why do we have signs here now?

[02:41] Don't even worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm worried about it. Can you imagine telling the dealer, hey, I need a purple and a black. We're going to go $50 on a one to one bet. You win. I'm doing this. You reset.

[02:53] you lose we're going to go back to we're going to go to $100 on two one dollars yeah so you're really buying it for $900 because that's

[03:05] yeah that it was something you keep asking about if you lose you can technically mind go that's what that $500 is for do the same regression so it's just it's waiting for me in case in case in case yeah but we're not we're not going to I mean

[03:17] it's all going to work its way out yeah because we have lots of history working shit out fantastic here it comes everybody how'd that work out it's alright I got two dozen covered next okay and I lost it

[03:29] now I'm back to now 50 50 on the even right yeah it's called NDA roulette because you know it's so good you're going to have to make everybody sign NDA so you can sell it to them here comes the

[03:41] oh really that's why it's called sarcasm bicker yeah everybody's going to have to sign get ready to sign NDA everybody stand by the people that call the store and they like I need to talk to Alex and David We have had a few like that I need to sign an NDA and take a look at my system There a guy who sent us an NDA with his system

[04:01] Well, just telling us he had a system, but we had to sign the NDA first. How's that working out for you, buddy? Look at me. I got the 600 ready to go. Ready to go. Wow. And so what is that? What do you do with the 600?

[04:13] I just double up the progression. Now that I got this 50, what do I do now? Yeah, you start all over again. $10. $10? Yeah. Oh yeah, look at me. I'm up $15. See? I didn't even...

[04:25] Uh, give me green, Red. Wow, it's just that simple, huh? You can just move forward in green. That simple. And look at you after the race is over here. Just like that.

[04:37] Just like that. All the way up. When the thumb goes up. Look at this. Look, look, look. Look, look, look. There you go. This is with my curious guy. And we're gonna start over again.

[04:49] You're just starting over? Yeah, I'm doing the whole progression, doubling again. Oh, but you're doubling. Yeah, yeah. Keep going on again, yeah. Got to make it over that $300, though. I've got to double it. That's crazy town right there. Are you kidding me? So now you're just starting from the beginning at double.

[05:01] Yeah. But the only thing is we're down $300. So we've got to... So you're down $300. Oh, God. And now you're just going to set up for yourself for a grind? Yeah. It's not even a real martingale. You're just like martingaling the grind.

[05:14] Oh, my God. There you go. Congratulations, dude. There you go. one $20 bill closer to $300. I mean, it's better than going $300 on a one-to-one bet. No, that's true. Let that be known to you.

[05:26] You need more phenomenon. So, that's it. Look at this. So, I just raked the $10, right? Is it really called NDA because everyone's got to sign an NDA? Because it's so good. So good. The secret sauce stuff.

[05:38] It's crazy how many people have such a set strategy where they feel like this is a one. And by the way, one person had us schedule a bought time with me to roll out a black he said the greatest

[05:50] blackjack fairly ever and the strategy was just not to play it's literally like crazy town dude yeah well the problem is it doesn't matter some of us still have the issues we gotta let it out

[06:02] you know I know Dennis got us Odyssey tickets too I was like oh how much did the tickets to the movies 50 bucks 55 well it would have been like 150 back in the day but he got a discount yeah it was still

[06:15] 50 bucks I just had to membership they gave me a discount on there yeah but there would have been 150 bucks right if i don't have the membership there was nothing like that when i was uh yeah dude i'm up five dollars

[06:28] everybody hang tightly hang tight i'm gonna show it to you no joy and i mean i am progressively winning i'm up 30 so far look at that it's pretty bad almost there you go great yeah well back when

[06:44] I was young. What's funny is in Hollywood, of all places, you used to have dollar theaters. And you just played the one dollar and you could stay in the theater as long as you wanted. Well, the reason is because of the film projection and the projection, like the film projection

[06:59] doesn't exist anymore. They had to bring in somebody, I know, to like, purposely. I remember, I actually managed to unite the Art of Theater back in the day. And our bulb went out and they had to call somebody. Everybody's all frantic. Can't touch the bulb. We need the bulb guy. You know what

[07:14] I mean, the bulb guy had to come out and do stuff with the bulb. What was great about those Hollywood theaters, though, it's funny because for a dollar, you could go there and sleep. I can already hear the comments. They're like, hey, asking for a friend.

[07:26] Where was this theater at? Like, where is this friend? Where is this theater? Where do I? Those theaters are gone now. There's no, those dollar theaters. Oh, God. No, there's just some dollar theaters, dude. There are dollar theaters. So, 30, 30 lost, 100 lost.

[07:38] You know, I have my 80 bucks right here. Really? Yeah. Yeah, why not? That's your other 600? Yikes. Yeah, that was mine. Damn I really want to bet the price of 12 2 yeah Yeah find out where that 24 I sure there comments already asking for a friend Where is this at You know they used to have the 24 marathon

[07:58] You know Eddie Murphy? Mm-hmm. He was in a movie, they used to have a, like, they used to do a theme where they, you know, you had to sit through the theater for 24 hours. But they would always turn the damn light up, up, up. Oh, God, that was poorly for you.

[08:12] Let's triple that, $2,700. They're like, hey, can I get a $3,600 line? And now you're going to start at like $30 units? What, $40 units? I mean... Reset it. Yeah. What's up to reset it?

[08:24] How the hell do you catch up that way? You just can't. You're so screwed. You don't even have a lot of Marnigale units with that. You know what I mean? Like, if you're going to Marnigale, I mean, just grow some, you know what I mean? I'm going to get another $30 bus. We'll start over again.

[08:36] You're going to start from scratch? Yeah, I just feel like it's a... If you just keep raising the base, I think you're just putting yourself in a bigger hole. So I'm in a... Okay, so I have to go $100 each, right? I lost at 50. I got to go 108.

[08:49] So I'll probably win. At least I still have my 600. I'm pretty much doing a negative regression, or actually positive regression version. You win this, then you go 15-15. Do human beings submit this system, or is this AI stuff? Yeah, do human beings submit this one?

[09:01] This is a normal human system? Yeah. No, we don't get any more AI systems. We already know it's like... Because AI always... This is human flop, okay? It's not AI flop. Yeah, human flop.

[09:13] Mood brain flop. Did I get out? Of course I got out. The one is the hot number. That's good, though, because I would have to go like 450. It would have been right. Or no, 500.

[09:25] Luckily, I got out. Congratulations. Wow, look at me winning $5 a time for $200 in betting. I mean, look at this. I'm up.

[09:37] So all that money at risk, and I'm up literally $40 now. Yeah. What's the win? The win is $100. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? I'm going to be there all day long.

[09:49] Oh, my God. To win $100? Yeah. I got to have like $900 in play to win $100. Well, theoretically, it's only $300. You only need $300 technically. Theoretically, technically, it's only $100. So even the $600 doesn't really completely get you out, you know?

[10:01] Yeah. I'm winning at $5. Well, $10 if I win here. But the thing that sucks is when you move forward, now you're only chasing $5. This is the second level, yeah. Every time it was $5. Yeah, that second level screws you over, dude.

[10:14] Yeah. Wow. Oh, brutal. I mean, back in the day, $40 was enough to go eat, go to a movie theater, gas up your car. You could have done everything. You know what I'm saying? Wow.

[10:26] You could have gotten laid reliably on $40 back in the day. That's the thing. 100%. What is it that $40 will get you? What is it exactly? I'm just saying, you could leave your house, go eat, you know, pick up somebody,

[10:38] you know, with gas, have enough gas. You're saying like the whole day. Oh, I thought you were implying that $40. No, not $40 behind a movie theater. I'm talking like actual dates. You know what I mean?

[10:50] There you go. Go to the Olive Garden, get a coupon. It's about $50 now. You remember that Tomatoes place you saw? Sweet Tomatoes? Yeah. Yeah, remember that? They were all in on the business. They were totally trusting. Yeah. It's always coupons for them.

[11:03] They can get there cheap. The thing that sucks about that is everybody was in line with a newspaper coupon trying to cut it out of the thing. You know what I mean? It's an exact coupon. It's almost too many coupons. All right, well, whoever.

[11:18] Finally. Thank you, buddy. All right. You got out your $5. $10. $5? Oh, you got out your $10 in this one. Oh, once you get to this one, you win the whole $10. Yeah. It's only the second level. Brutal.

[11:31] There you go. Luckily, evens have been good to me here. I might actually hit this goal. Was that a lot of big black numbers? There was. No. Black is. Is it over 50%? No, black is 30%. Oh, really?

[11:43] Wow. Brutal Wow Wow I thought the high numbers were coming in Yeah right This is going is going to be a lot of money But no one is even Really I feel like I need three more numbers three more sentences

[11:56] Yeah, you can get laid twice now. You got $70 right there, right? No, no, no. Yeah, I got $70. Yeah, you said $10 more, you can get laid twice. $10 more. I could have a whole date. I mean, not just get laid. I mean, just go on an accident. David goes on a time travel machine with $80, gets laid twice, comes back.

[12:10] I'm more inclined like well this is a whole different story but like if I getting late to me on the first date is someone I'm probably not going to date again you know what I mean that logic by the way is like isn't that crazy

[12:22] that's true though but then I want to like I want to like because I know I'm on my second date so I might as well go all the way then you know what I mean so that I'm not worried about respect kind of thing I just isn't that the good logic

[12:35] sure it makes sense dude it makes sense that explains everything that's going on right now right I know. That explains right now. But I think for, if you think about it for a second, that makes the most sense. Some of them might actually respect and want to be done and I plan on

[12:48] saving it. Yeah. Yeah, man. David would be like, Gary, please sign it. Really? There you go. I only need it a couple more expenses. We'll be here forever waiting. 80 bucks.

[13:00] I'm not 80 dollars. All right, gang. We're in two friends even though the second one I'm down a little bit because I was keeping the impression going. So, there you go. All right, folks. what you do to our channel. We do have a grading scale. Durian is the worst.

[13:12] Then I plant. Then plum. Peach, great for the ultimate. Give us your thoughts. Give it a rating. Don't play this. It's a terrible system. Yeah, this is not a system. First of all, the idea of only winning...

[13:24] Okay, so just $10 and playing the outside. Just play the outside. Just go for $10, sit there at the table, do nothing else. I don't think this is a terrible way to engage. First of all, Marty has a terrible way to engage. Then you go to these dozens to get five bucks.

[13:36] You go through all this risk and pain to win either $10 or $5 throughout this thing. It's just not a way to go. And then, how to make Martingale worse than it already is, now you're going to double base and Martingale in a couple ways.

[13:50] You know what I mean? And then instead of needing $300, now you need $600 because you're double base Martingale. That makes no sense. That is like the definition of absolute insanity. If Martingale didn't work for you in the first place,

[14:02] starting out at a new base level and doubling your investment is just compounding the same problem, right? You know what I mean? Like, that is just absolute crazy talent.

[14:14] Because then you need what? After 6, you need 12, and then you need 24, and then you need 48. I mean, it doesn't make any sense. Now you're Mardi Galing the buy-in. Just forget about the bet. This is, did you make this one up?

[14:26] Did you, did you make this? This sounds like, this is like an Alex submission. But anyway, I feel like this is, yeah, not a system I would play. ever. This is terrible logic when it comes to roulette. Roulette's all about street.

[14:39] It is a terrible logic. Anyway, that's all I got to say. Alright, so we'll stare into the light wheel. Yep. On three. One, two, three. Durian! Yeah. The reason why I call that NBA roulette

[14:51] we identify, we cook this up. Because we actually have people that tell us this and they'll tell us this type of thing. And they'll actually like, and you know, there's nothing wrong with you guys approaching us and we're laughing and saying hello or whatever. It's these people that are like

[15:03] we need to you call the business and it's like we're teaching or doing something and it's like listen I want to talk to Alex and David we need them to sign an NDA and I have this like big brain system and we can just chop up the profits and we're like

[15:15] okay and we're here and then they give this to us and I'm like dude yeah we're going to sign an NDA anyways but I was just like yeah this is something somebody will cook up so that's why and also we did this to show you guys that don't do this

[15:27] there you go yeah by the way the NDA doesn't make any sense we're a social media channel like we would have to talk about it to make it a thing like to not disclose what it is you know what I mean it doesn't make any sense anyways alright well

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