100 Bags of Peanuts || Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi Comedy Video

[00:16] In the comedy of Kaka's pair, the presence of Marwari Mastiya presence of Marwari Mastiya took away my sleep, all the junk was useless and I lost all my work, but the car is drying up, I found Osani and

[00:31] car is drying up, I found Osani and saw that even my head is dry saw that even my head is dry

[00:55] hoy hoy hoy

[01:08] wait for a day or two and bring it, the root is lying in the ground,

[01:37] brother, Rozina's head is in my hands, brother, that's it, brother,

[01:51] people are doing the work, hey people, get the garden out of the market, Patel ji's garden out of the market, Patel ji's head is lying in the field, so I got one cut, hey listen, get up, hey hey, get

[02:08] move aside [laughter] no no no no

[02:22] hey, you are a small child, you are a small child, hey, you hit me, hey, it's hit me, hey, it's not a storm, it's you, yes, hit me, oh my god, hey Look brother, a

[02:37] hit me, oh my god, hey Look brother, a storm has come, I was giving you this place, I was having an attack, come, if an attack comes, then what is the use, you keep breaking the bed all day, you are

[02:59] learning to do the work, you are the one who should do the work, daughter, oh yes, then sit down, tell me, do the work, tell me, the water dam is there,

[03:12] work, tell me, the water dam is there, tie it today, now you come and tie it, I fell asleep while drinking Rabri, I fell asleep while drinking Rabri,

[03:30] ok, then put Rabri, so now you come and tie it, but you want to work, ok, get the work, ok, get the

[03:46] work done, get the work done, get the junk, get the garbage cut, I am gone, sir, ok, junk dealer, garbage cut, I am gone, sir, ok, junk dealer,

[03:58] go get the money, what do you do these days, ok, eat the money, sell your junk, study

[04:13] ok yes button you are right now sleep with your mubad, if it rains then the coal will be burnt you tell me about the dry one oh my god tell me about the dry one oh my god

[04:28] one day the fire will fall on the ground and you told me first fall on the ground and you told me first [laughs] Maharani you should not have said anything once [laughs] Maharani you should not have said anything once you should not have said it oh hey you had got it done so

[04:42] you should not have said it oh hey you had got it done so any crime by sleeping for a while and that bastard should shed some blood you have

[04:58] turned the young man around so what if you have made a cup of tea in this time you have [ __ ] oh yes you have [ __ ] made a cup of tea in this time you have [ __ ] oh yes you have [ __ ] in the field before 2 o'clock okay hello hello oh

[05:22] Babu brother go do it ok time for cutting the cow's face [laughs] ok time for cutting the cow's face [laughs] saying brother it should be done on your head first at 2 o'clock oh hey at least send it

[05:40] out let's go desi four men go equal yes yes time come oh yes the one time come oh yes the one above is

[05:55] take it the one with the time yes okay six okay boy yes okay six okay boy [laughs]

[06:24] oh Bapu take out two heads oh daughter take the village contract the oh daughter take the village contract the heads turned out to be a flop oh yes ok Bapu you did not get any happiness

[06:39] oh daughter is happy Sukh sukh is falling

[06:55] carefully oh catch the herb take it come come take it oh yes

[07:07] yes you have completed it do two or three take it one mam my friend small four five four five mam my friend small four five four five yes

[08:24] Pappu thresher hello yes Pappu bhai I am not doing it bring it yes I am taking it out oh yes it is

[08:36] yes I am taking it out oh yes it is coming now oh friend then

[08:52] [laughs] yes okay okay come yes come come oh u oh friend now yes okay okay come yes come come oh u oh friend now

[09:05] you do it now how do you adjust [music] now how do you adjust [music] brother I have done it yes lie down Come hey, why are you lying down,

[09:18] lying down, yes it is important, do one thing, yes Ramesh did it, yes friend, time is also there, yes sit down,

[09:31] call him, yes call him quickly, you can also get something to drink, you can also get something to drink, drink the pu of the net, yes do it quickly,

[09:45] yes do it quickly, yes make tea, listen, okay okay okay,

[10:04] and you do it, you do it, go and make tea.

[11:09] Hey Ramesh Ram Ram Ram Ram brother Ram Ram, you have started the work, friend, what is the matter with the house, yes, what should I do, friend, get the work done on the house, tell me, the day before tomorrow, the work will be done today, oh, at least see, if you

[11:23] tell me, the day before tomorrow, the work will be done today, oh, at least see, if you

[11:37] lakhs, oh Dada, if you spend five lakhs, then if you hire one worker, you can hire 101 people at once, then get 30 lakhs done, get a kitchen done, oh yes,

[11:50] 30 lakhs done, get a kitchen done, oh yes, your 30 lakhs, if you spend further, you will overcome poverty, people will be deceived, and the sandy daughter will be scolded, baby, will you go, oh I got scared,

[12:02] who will bite you later, drink alcohol, smoke a cigarette, that will work, oh, at least study for a while, there is no point, I will go home, you too don't worry, you are crying, the

[12:16] plastic [laughs] you shut up, do n't go, Manju, you are going home Please tie the sieve once, first your wife and your children asked, oh yes, what should I

[12:28] children asked, oh yes, what should I ask your wife and children, I told them that if someone touches your line, no one will blow it, your wife will raise her legs and lower her mother, do it, don't

[12:43] legs and lower her mother, do it, don't talk, don't argue, I will do the work, talk, don't argue, I will do the work, son, you are not able to do the work, then who will apply oil, tell me the work, get your

[12:56] who will apply oil, tell me the work, get your man, Chunni, and call Ramesh, then the sieve will be fixed, if it is a bigha,

[13:08] sieve will be fixed, if it is a bigha, then Ramesh, you go ahead, tell me the money, give then Ramesh, you go ahead, tell me the money, give Ramesh the money, now why the plaster of one stick, what, oh Dada, I will get the plaster done,

[13:22] oh Dada, I will get the plaster done, you will get the work done, come on, Chunni, stand up, you will have to pay the money too,

[13:40] oh give the money, come on, come on, the plot, oh start running, you should just climb the machine. climb the machine.

[14:04] Friend, I am too tired to be ready. Hey friend, what should I do, if I meet the man then catch him and do it. Please order some tea or water.

[14:16] catch him and do it. Please order some tea or water. Hey first of all let's have tea and water Hey first of all let's have tea and water [laughter]

[14:41] Hey bastard come Hey die break down come Jai Jai Jai

[16:26] kill your daughter come brother what have you taken come brother what have you taken hey friend cut the moong of Ram it took a good time just give it to me

[16:48] hold the leg and eat it take it right don't times sweat also help a little help at least

[17:03] also help a little help at least [laughter] man can't find a man take the [laughter] man can't find a man take the parli get up get up get up

[17:32] uncle who has a role in comedy uncle [music]

[17:48] Chuniya oh Chuniya hey bastard the food has burst hey the bead has been pulled hey bastard come put the Pilat oh yes Chuniya hey bastard the food has burst hey the bead has been pulled hey bastard come put the Pilat oh yes

[18:04] sister has also saved the bead [music]

[18:21] hey brother at least put the tractor in gear your

[18:46] uncle's joint A role in comedy Kaka [Music] with the addition of comedy

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