Guide: How to Properly Bite DeadP47's Hand and More. Using Moonlighter's Failure as an Example

[00:02] will have the most polished dick. Ottavon Bismerck, Grand Chancellor of Germany. Hello, YouTubers. Jokes aside, there is some truth in the great chancellor’s words. I honestly watched all 4 hours and I can responsibly say that with

[00:16] moonlighters like these, we won’t beat Deadpy. In fact, I've long wanted to talk about the phenomenon of revelations on Deadp47. At least once every six months a new revelation comes out and fails completely. Fully. None of the goals of the exposure were

[00:29] achieved. The whistleblowers sit and spout some [ __ ] that Depi is about to be exposed, that any day now we will finish exposing the hair on his heel and move on. And Gasmanov's concert is not far away. It would seem that a

[00:42] couple dozen of these revelations have already been published. This is a huge base of experience. It was possible to learn something, but no. Time after time we hear the same thing. Can you imagine, Grandfather Pilitzmer is terrible. Advertised a casino. He is so bad. Here is ironclad

[00:56] proof that he unfairly dislikes us. Mm, it doesn't take a genius to him not for his honesty and impeccable moral character. Therefore, accusing him of something like this is simply ineffective. You

[01:09] smoldering example of a moonlighter before my eyes. Okay, stop. Basically, in his video, I'll be showing the key mistakes of the whistleblowers, and then giving a couple of tips on how to really bite Deadp in the ass. Of course, if you

[01:21] need this for some reason, I’ll say right away that I have nothing against Moonlighter. Everything purely scientific interest to me . On the contrary, I would even say that he is a charming young man. Honestly, when I look at his cute

[01:34] chubby cheeks, I want to feed him strawberries like a granddaughter at the dacha. At least demonstrate his delightful sense of humor, imbibed with the milk of a comedian's beth. I have nothing against Depi either . He certainly pissed everyone off. You also

[01:47] need to look at his mug from everywhere, but Leonid is far from the worst thing on YouTube. And the clip where he streams with a cockroach on his microphone is the funniest one on all of Twitch this year. The bastard even wants to clean up the [ __ ] mess in his own background

[02:00] [ __ ], there's actually a cockroach on the microphone, [ __ ]. So, let's figure it out. Is it really that hard to bite Detpy on the ass ? Why doesn't anyone succeed? Is he invulnerable? In fact, there is nothing like that . As usual, everything comes down to the

[02:14] human factor. To expose Depi, you need the right person and the right strategy. I'll say right away that a fat, unfunny Armenian is not suitable for this task. Here is your first piece of advice. You shouldn't get involved in this conflict

[02:26] if you're fat. Seriously, just don't . Everyone will laugh at you. Especially if you lived in America and look like the Armenian Biga Egorov. returned to Russia because the US ran out of hot dogs. Among other things,

[02:40] fat people lack moderation. This doesn't just apply to food. Their YouTube channels work the same way. They prefer to cook up as much grunting as possible and don't bellies. Let's take a look at the channels of popular fatties Solik,

[02:53] Moonlighter, and Cyborg Crab. They share the same format. A multi-hour, ultra-serious analysis of absolutely meaningless [ __ ] without a hint of humor. I would call this genre heavy reviews. Let's return to Moonlighter. The exposure

[03:07] on DeadP lasts 4 hours. How much of this video do you think is healthy and how much is just fast carbs and extra calories? It's not hard to calculate using simple mathematics, let's take the standard Moonlighter review.

[03:19] Let this be a review of solo leveling, because it will be the most visual. work. It's unique in that it has absolutely nothing, no characters, no story, no plot. The main character cleans the same dungeons for

[03:33] happens. It took Moonlighter two hours to review this great work . 2 hours for information that fits into two sentences. So, let's count how much useful information P put into the video. There

[03:47] sentences. Let's test the hypothesis and remember what was in the video. So, first of all, we found out that Deadp was offended by the Tweet. Second, DeadP took offense at MGR's review. Third: DeadP doesn't love me and rejects me. Uh, fourth, DeadP talks about

[04:02] politics. Overall, everything fits together. And this [ __ ] took 4 hours. That's [ __ ] up. Four hours of some old tweets and psychoanalysis in the style of a video essay about an anime character, where the moonlighters repeat the mantra without a single attempt at humor.

[04:16] Well, here he is, the real Daddy, here is the proof, which means I am right, and you should treat him differently. [ __ ], it's obvious that it just doesn't work that way, no [ __ ] way. And he is not the only one. Take the same Solik. No matter how much I tried to watch his

[04:28] epic with honeyed Lor, I just couldn’t get through it. For some reason, fat people tend to make long, tedious videos. Yes, it might be the perfect format for pulling off a FIMOS video about another creepypasta, but it's not suitable for a conflict video

[04:40] . When they often recount every insignificant event to you, and then say in a feigned voice: “Well, can you imagine, well, nothing special.” So you imagine, well, nothing special.” So he's just like that because she dared to

[04:54] publish the video without contacting Chief Pi. I just want to ask, what kind of pigs is this chewing gum intended for? With this look like a person from a movie about Livkov memes or like BB, another fat,

[05:08] unfunny person. Tip two. You have to be at least half as Deadpie. It's not like it was some kind of difficult super task, but if you look at the list of all the Deadpi whistleblowers, you won't find any funny or interesting people there

[05:23] . So, about Moonlighter. Moonlighter is a guy who got all his humor . And in general, he has a tense relationship with humor. He considers himself a very serious expert in such a

[05:35] complex field as the interpretation of anime plots in the style of a gay video essay. And he absolutely doesn’t understand jokes and defends corporations on Nintendo’s payroll. Yes, if someone disagrees with you on the internet, it's a sure sign

[05:50] payroll, and the people around them can try to joke won't understand a damn thing. Probably the only thing he perceives is [ __ ], butt, and poop. Moonlighter likely never produced a single interesting

[06:04] thought in his entire cholesterol-ridden life, which is typical of many video essayists. At this moment, when the ball bounces on the dried mud, the gamepad begins to on the dried mud, the gamepad begins to

[06:17] . Perhaps this is the word that suits him best . You yourself understand that this is no good. No negativity towards Moonlighter. On the contrary, I'm trying to help him.

[06:31] Because I'm sick and tired of watching these mentally disabled people rake every time they try to expose Deadpy. The rest of Depi's whistleblowers are no better. Just the other day, the hacker released his video. The most offended man on the

[06:45] planet releases a video about how Dedpy got offended. Yes, it looks stupid. Besides Akera, there were some goyda patriots who didn't do anything interesting on YouTube except search for enemies of the people. Some kind of self-fucking beetles who

[06:57] invent and promote all the memes about themselves . Forgive me, Lord. Freerman. Well, that means you understand the level of creativity and charisma of all these characters. Pi can just sit and flick his huge dick on bald spots, [ __ ], and

[07:10] win every conflict. Moreover, they all have something else in common. And they are all like, you know, a ntrik pony. One is only known for making an exposure on skillbox and didn't do anything else. Goidopatriots,

[07:24] they are known only for being Goidopatriots. Freefire, accordingly, is a freefirer. Babey is not [ __ ] famous for anything. Well, the range of what they did on YouTube was also very limited. Tip three. Make your

[07:36] limited. Tip three. Make your mug simpler, gentlemen. Form is often more important than content. When a mommy-lighter starts ranting for three [ __ ] hours in the style of a impossible to digest. You don't see anything human in him. This is some kind of

[07:49] plastic golem who shits out officialese, like his party grandfather Potifon with an Armenian surname, and thinks that this makes him infinitely [ __ ] awesome. No, it doesn't. He looks like a stupid collective farmer who is self-conscious about his

[08:01] stupid collective farm nature. There is no need to appear more complicated than you really are can choose. Seriously, who the [ __ ] gets into a fight and talks like GPT chat? What's going on in this man's head? He probably thinks

[08:15] that, yes, I’m going to talk like I did in court, literally just like Solguman. Everyone will understand how serious this is. I will 100% sound confident and convincing. No [ __ ] way. You'll sound like a jerk. Which brings us neatly to the next tip?

[08:30] Tip number four. Don't get into a conflict with Deadp if you're a loser at heart. And no matter how much the bynlighter brags and tries to get into trouble, everything about him betrays a conflict larper. The way he cares too much about looking like a tough guy on camera. how

[08:43] pathetically he presses intonations. It is clear that inside this person is a soft, vulnerable little pie, from which it is easy to squeeze jam. Everything about him says, "I give a this kind of case. And previous stories are superimposed on this. Ttyo about

[08:58] Arkureza. Oh, I experienced something remotely similar on my own skin about 10 years ago. Resentment towards Dedpy for rejecting you. They sent me three streams of him just

[09:13] "[ __ ], what did I do?" Well, in short, very, very, very bad optics. You shouldn't do that. Tip number five: shove moralizing up your ass. This might sound incomprehensible to the grandson of a gramophone, but his audience doesn't love him for his [ __ ]

[09:29] so repeating over and over again that he's a hypocrite, that he advertised a casino, and so on is just a stupid strategy. Nobody gives a [ __ ]. You're just making more of a fool of yourself. Tip number six. Nothing personal. If you are

[09:45] offended by ZTP, then perhaps you shouldn't get involved in this conflict. You will make mistakes, and taking online squabbles too seriously will make you vulnerable again. So, we figured out what not to do. But how can

[09:57] we still bite Depi in the ass? In fact, it is much simpler than it don’t even need any proof, any arguments, and so on. Frankly speaking, over the long years of Prime, Deadpy has really pissed everyone off. His mug has been shining from

[10:10] every hole since the Covid times. And many people already suffer from chronic fatigue because of it. Moreover, over the years Dedpy had become ossified and lazy. It feels like he's already tired; he's no longer interested in YouTube or playing games.

[10:24] And he does all this without a soul, stupidly stealing money. If Depi used to be able to make memes and get into a dick, now he has a very bland, moderately positive opinion on any [ __ ]. the fact that he hasn't given a [ __ ] for a long time now, there's no longer that sparkle in his eyes

[10:37] , no desire to provoke the public. For this reason, deliveries of adtpi are becoming less and less frequent. While previously a new meme featuring him would appear almost every couple of months , now nothing interesting might happen around the dog for a year

[10:51] Deadp is to simply voice everything that people are already thinking at the right moment. Now, of course, is not the best time, but such a moment, for example, happened last year. Then, for over a year, there was really no content other than

[11:03] GPT videos. According to current game releases, there was a good window to hit him in the hunched back. But then Dedpy was incredibly lucky. His friend Meisenberg brought him a story about XBT and Daniil Volkov, which somewhat revived the

[11:16] old man. If we wait a little longer and if Dedpy continues to rest on his laurels, then the moment will again arise when we can start to show off that the king has no clothes, is a fool, is uninteresting, and so on. People don't like to look

[11:30] at the same faces for a long time, especially at bored dead eyes that don't give a damn about anything anymore. And it is very difficult to reinvent yourself. Not everyone can live forever like Madison. If I were the whistleblower, I would press for this. Being

[11:43] boring and annoying everyone is much worse than being a hypocrite and advertising Kazik. Of course, being a fat Armenian, an anime reviewer and voice actor is even worse, so perhaps such people shouldn't expose Depi. Here,

[11:55] look, everything depends on the situation. Well, it's time for me to go. Soon the videos will be flowing like a river. I 'll gobble it up like a [ __ ]. You have no idea how much. Here. Follow me on Telegram and Twitch, where I stream at least twice a week. And

[12:09] thanks to the guys who support me on boost. Uga, Pipi-Pupu, Saiga Eagle, Sharkdork and the captain of the school football team. Well, to all potential whistleblowers of Deadpia, as well as to Deadpia himself, I wish good luck and

[12:22] victory to both sides. Come on, bye-bye. Yeah.