AI Summary
This transcript captures a comedic skit titled 'Bewda Waiter' by Aman Sharma. The plot revolves around a drunk waiter who gets into humorous conflicts with customers and his manager. The dialogue is filled with slapstick and exaggerated misunderstandings.
Chapters
The waiter professes love to someone, but mentions compulsions and anger.
The manager accuses the waiter of drinking on duty; the waiter pleads for his job.
The manager instructs the waiter to wish a customer happy birthday, leading to awkwardness.
The waiter mistakes water for cold drink and blames others, escalating into a threat.
The waiter is called by the manager again, ending the skit on a cliffhanger.
The skit ends with the waiter being called by the manager, leaving the situation unresolved for comedic effect.
💡 Key Takeaways
I love you my beloved
A romantic line delivered in a comedic context, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
00:45Full Transcript
[00:17] fair with the Giveaway train that's running these days. Yes, he will also become fair. Kali Bandi will also be set.
[00:32] I know, I know that you love me immensely. I know that you love me immensely. But you have some But you have some compulsions. Due to which you remain angry with me.
[00:45] Last night I waited for you till 8:00. because of your attitude, you did not come to me. I had to go to you myself to pick
[00:59] not come to me. I had to go to you myself to pick you up. But let me tell you one thing, you up. But let me tell you one thing, you can leave me. But I will not leave you. I love you my beloved.
[01:53] head and break it, don't spoil the intoxication, I will come to Amma's house, I am telling you, move aside, hey, did you drink it early in the morning,
[02:08] how do you know, hey, this is a problem, you will have to move aside. [Music] Oh pillar, it's so long, okay Oh pillar, it's so long, okay sorry brother, my mistake, sorry, I will move aside.
[02:23] sorry brother, my mistake, sorry, I will move aside. Hey, the table is dirty. So why are you telling me to take a breath ? Come here to you. Hey, you come here.
[02:36] ? Come here to you. Hey, you come here. You have drunk. I am your father's wife. Your father's beloved manager, hey sir, sir, I made a mistake, sir, sir, sir, sir, I made a mistake, sir, sir, my 15 children, 15 children will die of hunger, sir, let it be, sir
[02:52] die of hunger, sir, let it be, sir [music]
[03:14] drink it at milk time? No sir, duty starts at 8:00. I drank it at 7:30, sir. Good sir. I will fire you from your job right now. Sir, please don't fire me from the job. I have
[03:26] Sir, please don't fire me from the job. I have small children. What will we eat? Will you hug me, sir? I am explaining, sir. Sir, I swear today was the last day. I will drink it today sir. Sure? Yes. Ok. Thank you sir. Are? Why is he wearing a string instead of a belt
[03:43] Ok. Thank you sir. Are? Why is he wearing a string instead of a belt worn my belt. I wore his belt. Okay yes sir. The thing is that there is a
[03:57] lot of love and affection between us. Sometimes she wears my clothes. Sometimes I wear her saree. Good. Yes sir. But dogs are very jealous. Whenever I go out in the street, they bark a lot. Okay, go ahead. Thank you sir. Thank you. And yes, there
[04:15] is a customer standing outside. It's his birthday. Wish him a happy birthday. Ok ok. I want to wish you a happy Wish him a happy birthday. Ok ok. I want to wish you a happy birthday. Don't forget to live. I want to wish you a happy birthday. Don't forget to live. I want to wish you a happy birthday. Oh, it is,
[04:39] seen you somewhere sir, you look like me, sir you are wearing clothes like me, very nice maybe I think I have talked to you before,
[04:51] maybe I think I have talked to you before, why are you copying me sir, if I am better then I have no respect, yes hey hey hey why are you talking there, wish him on his birthday,
[05:10] sorry sir, happy birthday sir, may you live for thousands of years, you should have told me earlier, your birthday does not suit this broker, I am nice to meet you sir, [music] hey, where are you coming, go to the washroom, I am also coming, I am
[05:28] hey, where are you coming, go to the washroom, I am also coming, I am sitting idle, I should at least do something, hey, locked it from his house. Ok, no problem. People will pee here only. Hey hey,
[05:43] what is it in the freckles? This is wash gram flour. Is the washroom inside, you idiot? Okay, I can't tell. Plucking freckles. Ca n't tell. Hello sir. Excuse me sir.
[05:55] Please tell me else. What will you take? Peas and paneer chips. I am here. Oh sorry sir. Tell me what will you take? Butter paneer, tea paneer, small paneer, big paneer. One plate, one plate.
[06:07] Ok. Where can I sell it? Place a plate for brother. Hey, listen to me. Silent. Khachara Bhai Hey, listen to me. Silent. Khachara Bhai listens only once.
[06:23] Hold your order. Hey, I asked for water, why did you bring cold drink? It is my fault in this. It's my mistake. And whose fault is it? Look, it's his fault. It is his fault whoever
[06:35] Look, it's his fault. It is his fault whoever eats the food. Go. One minute, one minute. There's 100 grams of baby girl [music]. Now you can eat his food. FIIs should do it in its name. I will not say anything. Go to
[06:51] its name. I will not say anything. Go to hell. otherwise I will kiss you thinking you are a girl. Brother, do you want to drink something? It was
[07:04] Brother, do you want to drink something? It was 10:00 pm while I was drinking. The contracts have been stopped. 10:00 pm while I was drinking. The contracts have been stopped. But sir I am 100% sure. I swear to you that I will arrange for something desi. There is 101% familiarity in the market. Just get a bag.
[07:18] Hey brother, I am talking about coffee and cold drinks. Oh yes, he would have said this, dear. Oh yes, he would have said this, dear. So I took it off hot. Coffee, cold drink, whatever you want to take out, take it out and leave on time. You have come at the time of sleeping and are spoiling my mood. I don't have the
[07:35] habit of drinking. Thank you for listening to Thank you for listening to me. Who understands the real talent sir? Yes, but
[07:47] me. Who understands the real talent sir? Yes, but you are understanding. Yes, but I like it. I drink your sorrow like a needle. We want to needle. We want to call you.
[08:08] open the gate, open the gate, manager, if you don't want to listen, I will break the floor. Just listen and now you see.
[08:26] bell, open it, open it, hey, I will break it, hey, will you
[08:38] close it, do stop talking and go away, I will not be of any use from tomorrow
[08:53] not be of any use from tomorrow Lallu, I have seen it, oh the Lallu, I have seen it, oh the outside side up, ok, outside side up, ok, thank you,
[09:06] thank you, sorry, no problem, no problem sorry, no problem, no problem [Music]
[09:26] happened? Manager sir is calling. Now even the morning has passed. Why is the broker calling now? Do I know? Oho then he will take my life. Move.
[09:41] [applause] [music]
