I am the useless family villain
46sSelf-deprecating intro with dramatic music hooks viewers instantly.
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This is a Hindi comedy skit featuring the character 'Villain' who visits his aunt and uncle to deliver a wedding card for his elder brother's wedding. The video is filled with slapstick humor, insults, and family drama.
The protagonist declares himself a villain and useless, setting up his character.
He warns his aunt about his uncle coming, and mentions he is the groom's younger brother but feels disrespected.
He gives his parents a small gift, which is mocked.
His aunt asks him to deliver the wedding card to people's houses, but he insists on going to a specific aunt's house first.
He lists three reasons: good food, learning music, and removing the uncle's wrinkles.
He makes crude remarks about his aunt mixing bhang in his life.
He threatens to beat his uncle with a knife if he speaks too much.
The aunt complains about her husband doing only two good things in life: 'planting' (probably a euphemism) and leaving the old one.
The uncle is caught drinking secretly, leading to a fight.
The uncle gets drunk and the protagonist enjoys the chaos.
Characters break the fourth wall, complaining about the director not explaining the script.
The protagonist finally hands over the wedding card, but chaos ensues again.
The skit ends with the aunt chasing the uncle after discovering his infidelity, maintaining the comedic tone throughout.
Reasons to visit aunt
The protagonist humorously lists exaggerated reasons to visit his aunt, showcasing the comedy style.
02:36Meta-humor about script
Breaks the fourth wall, adding a layer of self-awareness to the skit.
13:12[00:03] Yes, I am the villain, I am not a hero, I am useless [Music] Hey,
[00:22] who are you, watch out for your Dale, he is coming in the way, your old man, I am getting married, there is a ruckus going on,
[00:34] I am the younger brother of the groom, but I do n't have even an hour of respect, hey, hey, n't have even an hour of respect, hey, hey, what are you doing, I am working, I am working, smoking, you don't know that this is how pollution happens, you also
[00:49] drink, you have knowledge, I used to drink, I do not drink, and these little people don't do drugs, I do drugs like the rich, I myself was picking up empty puffs and throwing big ones, what are you saying, nothing, nothing, you are saying the right thing, you should throw
[01:15] my child, very [Music] Oh, leave it, Dale, I am satisfied,
[01:41] oh, give it to me, give it to me, I do mom, dad, I bought it for you, it is a gift, it is just a little
[01:54] dad, I bought it for you, it is a gift, it is just a little small, I don't do bad work If I do this, it becomes worse oh listen yes
[02:07] you also tell me I had some work yes then get the work done and then we can talk oh Nikam I had some work with you yes tell me what is the work take this your brother's wedding card and distribute it to someone's house the one who pretends to be smart your aunt oh I will
[02:24] go to their hands first oh my dear aunt and my aunt oh you get ready to go there very quickly what is it like there this is very big reason because oh
[02:36] there this is very big reason because oh speak Hindi the child of an Englishman his father was an Englishman ok there are many reasons for this too jaani first one is that many reasons for this too jaani first one is that there you get food beyond your means
[02:50] and secondly their little child like Nanna Munna gets to little child like Nanna Munna gets to learn the art of playing and thirdly the learn the art of playing and thirdly the biggest reason is that you get to remove the wrinkles of that uncle stay tuned
[03:04] biggest reason is that you get to remove the wrinkles of that uncle stay tuned to the video you will get to know the rest here is the card I will do very
[03:35] oh [ Music]
[03:52] day? This aunt of mine mixes my life with bhang. Hey, be it Babu, be it, be it, be it Babu, be it, be it, be it
[04:07] [Music] Ah, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta [Music] [Music]
[04:50] Lady [Music ] Oh, you should have looked a little, he's not that bad [Music] I'm yours,
[05:05] I'm yours, yours [Music
[05:44] Aunt, aunt, nephew, aunt, nephew, aunt, nephew, which dog is barking? If you
[06:00] say too much, I'll hit you in the mouth with a knife. Hey, aunt, dear, aunt, my
[06:16] nephew, Param, stop it, stop it, I ca last time you danced was when my mother-in-law had fallen.
[06:31] mother-in-law had fallen. Okay, son, you must be tired, right? Yes, Okay, son, you must be tired, right? Yes, I'll bring water for you. Water, oh, water, I'll bring water for you. Water, oh, water, take the money from the rich, okay, okay
[06:59] worthless person? I'll make him last for a full minute and 36 seconds. 36 seconds, and this pimp is not touching my feet. Leave it, son, he's a child, he's just a child. He's just an underwear. Touch your feet. Touch your feet.
[07:14] Touch your feet. Okay, son, I'm here for you. I will bring water ok oh my dear aunt
[07:34] come brother aunt, please bring your feet [music] what happened aunt aunt how are you
[07:47] what happened aunt aunt how are you sitting there dry, have you given up planting yes son they do only two good things in life one they gave up planting and the second one they left the old one what is the old one oh one they gave up planting and the second one they left the old one what is the old one oh
[08:04] good things but you did two wrong things first one is that you married him I am first one is that you married him I am right but what is the second one he has
[08:16] [music] son ββyou will not get rid of your habit of joking you are you finding it funny he is insulting us when did you have any respect I will
[08:28] pull out your tongue I oh don't say too much don't remind me of the buller otherwise I swear on you I will beat you in the bakki bakki sit down bhupa oh
[08:47] true don't take his words to heart this is enough you drink water I will bring water for you you drink water I will bring water for you and how did you come, did you come on foot hey
[09:00] I mean why have you come what is it that my family got a new house built so the house It is written outside that you with evil eye, your face will be blackened. Below that, a rotten slipper hangs. I wanted a photo of that, so I thought why not. If your
[09:22] I would not have allowed you to wander around my house. Oh, if you were not my aunt, I swear on you. I would make you ride a bicycle without a saddle all around the NCR. Move, move, move, my brother. Yo, you are my butter, you take your steps carefully.
[09:41] brother. Yo, you are my butter, you take your steps carefully.
[09:55] Oh, my hot uncle. Oh, my uncle, under the cover of the foot. Uncle is sitting in a jugaad. Wow, brother, this is English. I will tell my aunt now.
[10:07] Aunt, son, let it be. Your aunt will beat you with gobogo on the rolling pin. Son, let it be. Son, let it be. take it. [Music] [Music] I am taking this. Uncle, this betrayal will not work. I will
[10:22] not drink a peg bag. I will drink the whole bottle. Come on, if you see my face, I will give you the whole bottle. Okay, wait now, take it, son. Take it, son. Drink the whole bottle.
[10:34] Very good. Very [Music]
[10:53] Good, what are you doing now Sorry, thank you bloody fruit
[11:13] how are you swaying Bua Hey, I am here son Sorry Bua, you used to say that Fupa doesn't son Sorry Bua, you used to say that Fupa doesn't drink Yes, he is sitting in the room drinking, what a drunkard Yes,
[11:27] drunkard Yes, I got intoxicated just by his smell I got intoxicated just by his smell I came out It's my style Bua, I have never
[11:40] Bua, I have never seen a husband like this If my husband was in your place, I seen a husband like this If my husband was in your place, I swear I would have beaten Fupa to death and turned him into a phupi Bua, I swear I would have beaten him to death and turned him into a phupi Bua, don't swear I would have beaten Fupa to death and turned him into a phupi Bua, I swear I would have beaten him to death and turned him into a phupi Bua, don't
[11:57] off the belt, take off the belt Bua, don't say this now Give me the belt, give me the belt Bua, don't say this now I am leaving, I am going, bastard, yes you lied to
[12:11] Bua, don't say this now I am leaving, I am going, bastard, yes you lied to me, you me, you kept me in trouble, I will take out your debt today kept me in trouble, I will take out your debt today Wait, I am getting married to Salman Khan, I got married to
[12:25] him, for your sake I left him, I left him, today I will take your life Sati Aram Jade, you kept me in trouble, forgive me, I will leave your grave, see, today I will tell you the consequences of lying I am here,
[12:39] leave your grave, see, today I will tell you the consequences of lying I am here, when will you open your eyes today Yes, where Are you going, hey, have tea and breakfast and sit, there is a lot of fun left and yes, tell me some way to set things right, I will also come
[13:12] hey, you will sit with elder brother, go there, are you watching, look, your father, father, mummy, what sin did father commit, his hair has turned completely white at the age of white, hey hey, hey, do
[13:26] n't put too much, the title of the video is the wedding card, it has n't come yet, did the director not explain the script to them, yes, yes, then tell them, they will ask me why have I come, hey, come on, it's done, it's done, come on, go, hey, put it
[13:44] start again and again, you master, yes, open your mouth, give me water, you will give me water, what kind of crazy water, you will give me water, what kind of crazy people are staring at you, yes, son, people are staring at you, yes, son, why did you come, why did I come, yes, I came to give the
[13:59] card of elder brother's wedding, it's your elder nephew's wedding,
[14:22] childhood, come to my brother's wedding, and yes, there is a special line for uncle, is it a wedding I am having a blast Come on empty handed,
[14:36] empty handed, look how you are being welcomed [praise] I am gone Aunty, you hold the card I just came Yes I am going
[14:49] broken [music] [music] Where have I gone, am I not dead Phupa
[15:11] Babu I am running away from Aai Su because of your love Give me a kiss Oh my Phupa's body is out of control and he wants it Babu Wait now, pimp, I am getting your film made
[15:25] Look Aunty Aunty Aunty, my Aunty is ruined my Aunty is ruined Oh what has happened Aunty You used to say
[15:37] that your Poopa has given up on wifely life Yes, no no Aunty, Babu is sleeping upstairs with the neighbor, am I crying Aunty, Babu is sleeping upstairs with the neighbor, am I crying
[15:54] Aunty, don't say this now Take off the belt, I don't want the belt, I want the bricks Aunty, don't want the bricks Aunty, don't say this now Give me the bricks, give me the bricks Aunty, don't say this I will say this now Give me the bricks, give me the bricks Aunty, don't say this I will kill you today
[16:08] kill you today Tell me the truth Go away I am going away Go away, you bastard Today you will be saved from my hands only If you come into my hands once, you will be
[16:22] only If you come into my hands once, you will be bastard Run away your beloved fire, run away, today you will bastard Run away your beloved fire, run away, today you will not escape from my hands, now you are gone, now come and see, today you will not escape from my hands, now see your death has taken place at my hands, now you are
[16:37] see your death has taken place at my hands, now you are gone, you will die at my hands, stop, don't get destroyed, gone, you will die at my hands, stop, don't get destroyed, stop
[16:50] [Music] oh oh
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