Brian gets a haircut

[00:00] This podcast is called Brian, gets a haircut. One thing for he's like to do is they love to stand in doorways and let cold air into the house.

[00:15] Yeah, that's okay. So, Jensen's gonna be behind the camera, and this is literally you.

[00:27] You can move the tripod as needed. This thing look crooked to you. It's crooked to me. Very good. Yeah. I'll try it the all way.

[00:44] Something's up. Oh, wait, I know what it is. The map went on sideways. Which means this leg has to go down a little bit. Yeah, that looks good. Do you need me to get my digital bubble?

[00:57] I think we're good. Does the Manfredo have a bubble level on it? Is there anybody in the chat, by the way? Is the chat going? No?

[01:09] Yeah, the chat's going. Good evening from Michigan. Oh, thank you. Hello from... I'm sorry. I don't know how to pronounce your name. Yeah, a lot of people.

[01:22] Yeah. Oh, someone made a cyberpunk reference. Ask which hair you're getting cut. Awesome. Well, I'll let you know I take care of all the rest of the hair. Holly, can you do me a favor and close that door?

[01:35] Behind you. Thank you. Should I... Do you want this to be adjusted so that... The groupers are in the view or... The groupers are in the... Oh, you mean my junk?

[01:48] Yeah. You can't see it. Oh. Yeah. The junk he is into. I have no one livestream craze.

[02:00] Yeah. Good God. So, I need to take... I'm going to keep stepping in that gunk on the floor.

[02:12] Just like that. There. All right. So, the disparity is going to be my barber. The clippers are here on the ground. And I'm going to take my hoodie off.

[02:27] And the reason... I'm off mic right now. And I just want it like on one just as it is. One.

[02:39] Gotcha. No, I mean like... Oh, the guard. Yeah. The guard's on one like obviously you don't have to extend it. It's sophisticated. Oh. I can turn to one I'm used to. Oh yeah. What do you normally use?

[02:51] Just something you can see guys like a brown something. Oh, okay. Like a battery operated thing. All right. Yeah. So, your Michelle... We're all drinking whiskey sours by the way. Nice.

[03:03] So, whenever you want, whenever you want to get started, go ahead. And you can tell me to move anyway you want. Yeah. Just all around. Yep. All the way around. Like the whole thing is like, I... In the chat, I said...

[03:15] And you can start whenever I'm just going to continue talking. All right. Here we go. Yeah. In the chat, I mentioned that I am starting to...

[03:28] Especially when I get out of the shower. I'm starting to look like the frontman for prodigy in the 90s, because he had the reverse mohawk. Do you think you need key flint?

[03:41] Key flint. Yeah. You know, I am the fire starter. Rest in twisted fire. Oh yeah. Just diet green and just go with that. But I'm not nearly as tall as he is and Lanky.

[03:56] Also, we had a question of what kind of whiskey we drink. We're drinking wild turkey 100. That was given to us by a fan. And the person who brought the...

[04:08] Mailed the booze. See, Pennsylvania is weird with their liquor laws. You can't just mail people booze. Now, I'm not a lawyer, so don't take this as legal advice.

[04:21] And by the way, disparity. If you need a little brushed clean that off, there's one hanging on the wall by my stethoscope. Okay. Yeah. What are people saying about my microphone?

[04:34] Like, man, how are you going to clean the hair off your microphone? There's a way. With your daddy's mouth. Where's the stethoscope?

[04:48] It's the thing on the wall that looks like a stethoscope. Oh, okay. You see it? Oh, there it is. Yeah. So they make stethoscopes for cars. Instead of the little circle on the end of it.

[05:02] Is that a pan over to that? Yeah. The stethoscope really does look like a stethoscope. It is a stethoscope. It has a stick on the end. Yeah. So if you're trying to find something that's making a weird noise

[05:15] and you can't pin it down, you have a stick. And you just start poking at different parts of the car and you can hear it. And it's great just for learning how your car works. You can have your like... Well, like this MR2 has a distributor.

[05:28] You want to hear what the distributor sounds like on the inside. We'll take the probe stethoscope and just stick it on it. While the car is running, you can hear the inside of it. It's fantastic. It's going to be real careful around here.

[05:42] I'm told by reliable sources that the stethoscope was invented because at the time, Victorians were really afraid of the womanly figure. And the doctor didn't want to put his ear between a pair of boobs.

[05:55] He was gay. Yeah, and he was definitely gay. Oh no. Oh no. The mammor spears. I can't touch them. They make me cry.

[06:11] Shout out to Chai who was streaming earlier today. Her entire stream was a very big boob. And she was drawing kangaroos with very big mammaries.

[06:24] And then working on merch, which I need to do. So very rarely promote regular cars merch. But we do have one.

[06:36] It's on fourth wall. And I think in every YouTube video, it automatically click. It's like there in the description. And we got bucket hats. Bucket hats are back in stock. I'm any one of those myself.

[06:51] Right. Someone said, did anybody say Jeff Bebos yet? Because I did that in one video where I buzzed my hair in the bathtub and my old place. And I just said, I'm Jeff Bebos.

[07:03] I'll speak into which here's a teaser. And we were talking about a taco Tuesday. Someone finally offered me a cyber truck. And we're all going to spit on it. And that's not going to be into, I don't know if that's,

[07:16] it might be next month. It might be not this coming weekend, but the weekend after. It's going to be the usual time and place. It's in this house chat. But I may tell Larkin and the guy who had the cyber truck

[07:31] is cool with just a line of people. Lined up. And each one's spitting on it. Drain asked if he could do it twice. Just like spit on the cyber truck and just walk around to the back.

[07:44] Come around back again. Do it again. You got to ask a chat GVT to make the script for you to go with the theme. Yeah. I need to burn some more water and make more walruses dead.

[07:58] And it's like, there's like some serious vitriol that's going to go up because I used to like Tesla.