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[00:04] Yeah, I hope Coushatta is watching. This is one of the biggest issues. Here is is one of the biggest issues. Here is the Wi-Fi is terrible.

[00:26] So, we're back. I'm sorry. How's it going, Christie, Nancy, How's it going, Christie, Nancy, Jennifer? which is good. Did I get the grand? No, I didn't get

[00:40] win a grand. Wait for that video. You'll be uh pleasantly surprised. I did You'll be uh pleasantly surprised. I did not No, I did not run out of money.

[00:54] been playing for 20 minutes on this game. And uh surprisingly. So, that's why I like the 5 cent 250 bet. You get good line hits. 5 cent 250 bet. You get good line hits. The orbs are pretty big.

[01:09] So, what we're going to do is we've given this one a given this one a a fair go. We got a truck, but I don't know if I want to go over to the truck.

[01:24] not going to lie, I've been doing this for 20 years. Let's go, Maylin. Come on. for 20 years. Let's go, Maylin. Come on. Uh I've been doing this for 20 years, so moving to the truck might be too much work for an old man like me.

[01:49] A lot of hand pays going on here in the high limits room at Coushatta. Hey there, if I had a $1,000 budget, I mean it really depends on how

[02:02] comfortable you are with that. You know, if you had a $1,000 budget, you could do 250 into four machines. You know, bet no 250 into four machines. You know, bet no more than five, no less than really $2.

[02:14] Or you could do two machines at $5 a spin. My general rule is no more than 2% on high volatility, no less than half a percent.

[02:41] you've lost money. We all have been there. I lost some money today. I lost a paying attention. But granted, I'm up and I knew what I was doing when I was doing it. I just didn't realize

[02:55] it. I just didn't realize how much I'd spend.

[03:08] we might take a break here in a second. Oh, come on. I do like that the minis drop pretty consistently even at minimum bet.

[03:44] going to move over here in a second. We'll also announce Oh, come on. military stuff coming up, so Full talk.

[03:57] Also, I was at WinStar the other day and that's when I won that grand. And I was like, I'm just going to leave. No reason to stay here and give them my No reason to stay here and give them my money.

[04:17] can enjoy. Oh, come on. but since our stream got cut a little short,

[04:32] just going to move over here in a second. cool. Mayan

[04:53] regardless of whether you win or not? Uh, honestly, I'm not going to lie, it's Dragon Link. Uh, I think Dragon Link is, you know, late. Um,

[05:06] but you know, it's been around for 10 years. It's consistent. It plays expecting when I sit down at Dragon Link. And I've won a ton of money on it.

[05:20] most common games that I don't necessarily care about losing money on. Um, Wolf Run, Gold, Cleopatra, those kind of games. kind of games. Any of the old IGT games.

[05:35] All right, we're going to slide over here.

[05:49] biggest I don't know if I'm the biggest fan, but I watch all your videos. >> Oh, awesome. Hi. Nice to see you, too. Yeah, sorry I'm I was doing a I guess how have you been doing? Good so far. Good so far.

[06:02] Good so far. Good so far. Oh, nice. There you go. Oh, which one? started. There you go. There you go. Happy for you. Congratulations. Hey, you too.

[06:17] That's awesome. So, that was one of the uh Sorry, y'all. That was one of the low-budget fam who just hit a major over games here in the high limits room. Uh I actually was playing it just before

[06:30] this live. Uh was doing the set spin on it. Uh wasn't doing too good, but you know, that is that. See if this is

[06:43] All right. So, we're going to move over here now. pretty well on 250, so I'm actually going to be a little hesitant to see this is going to do any well, but let's talk about our next winner.

[06:59] $1 denom, $5, yeah. See, I don't really like the $1 bet, but that's just me. I'm more of a 10 cent five $5 person. So, four winners this month of the giveaway

[07:13] since we decided just to split it up. And Melissa Heath was our first winner of the $500 in free play. I'll get your information to Coushatta so they can get that to you.

[07:25] And our first winner for this month's giveaway is Tortuga Lisa. I know you're in the chat. I saw you.

[07:46] department and the military 20 years now. It's been a long run. Especially when everyone that we hire was born in 2000. So, or past 2000.

[08:02] was born in 2000. So, or past 2000. Crazy.

[08:14] There we go. YouTube was a little better about this. One of these days they'll fix this. All right, so we load this back up. Same thing, 5 cents. This one's even lower. 250 someone got

[08:26] The one thing I don't like about the must hit byes on this machine is that if I if that one Phoenix dropped and the must hit by started it would start with like that. I wish they'd done something

[08:41] a little bit better. Or you know, at least give you six orbs. Or you know, at least give you six orbs. Come on.

[09:00] started this live here at Noodles. What's my biggest win? My biggest win was 45,000. Come on. Do it. Do it. Oh,

[09:12] was 45,000. Come on. Do it. Do it. Oh, just like that. It broke my heart. My biggest win was $45,000. I just posted that video actually.

[09:38] Well, I'm grateful for all of your comments. comments. Now, remember everyone, it is random. So, it was a random, but the more times you comment, the more entries that you

[09:51] you comment, the more entries that you get. Uh yeah, that's the one I bought my mama a car with.

[10:30] That's awesome. Yeah. I'm at Coushatta right now. Kinder, Louisiana. It's my favorite casino.

[10:44] very jealous. Come on, land where in it. There we go.

[10:58] tough bonus. Uh I've gotten this a few times, and fingers crossed, y'all. Hit the like button. Let's get some luck on this, I don't know if I've ever done good in this bonus.

[11:16] Oh, come on. Hoping for phoenixes.

[11:33] I know. I mean the grand 59,000 wouldn't be bad. I wouldn't wouldn't be too upset with that. Do it.

[11:45] That was a good $500 orb. And that's okay. I'll take that. Look at that. okay. I'll take that. Look at that. That's a topper.

[11:58] really cool lights here. But unfortunately, But unfortunately, they put a terrible glare on this game. Do it. I need some phoenixes. Do it.

[12:12] Aw, that's okay. Every bonus is a good bonus. What I talked about last time, bonus. What I talked about last time, expected return. The more you play these games, the more you're going to understand what the

[12:27] expected return is going to be. And honestly, almost all of them are the honestly, almost all of them are the same.

[12:39] Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Aw, not cool. breaks from the slot tail? I do. Uh I just can't record any of that stuff, so

[12:53] it's just one of those things like it's more like work coming here at this point.

[13:05] Because I have to drive 6-7 hours, you know, to get to the casinos and then you to make content. It doesn't leave a lot of room for personal time. Uh so

[13:18] very rarely on these kind of trips do I get a chance to to just do some stuff that I really like to do. Cuz it's always just so filming focused. Do it. Aw, I saw it pass.

[13:58] friendly. They have good offers. They give away a ton of money to their players. They have so many hot seats. Like it really is one of my favorite casinos. Oh.

[14:15] Sure do get a lot.

[14:28] it. How nice. Thank you Phoenix link. I appreciate it.

[14:41] I you know, I haven't been to Horseshoe in Bossier City. one of the biggest things that you can do to be more successful is to play at

[14:53] places that are better. Like I drive past that are better. Like I drive past so many casinos to come to Coushatta player is significantly higher. Look at

[15:05] that if we get two more we'll get a grand. we will get a 59,770 and 18 cent grand.

[15:19] Oh, she's not lit up. This is giving me uh memories of This is giving me uh memories of Windstar. it? Fingers crossed. I'll give someone some money if we do.

[15:32] some money if we do. Ah, but that's okay.

[15:49] pretty close to what I say it's going to be. point. So, I talk about this all the time in my videos, right? Once you get

[16:03] above your starting point, it's okay to leave even, right? You you put money in the machine doesn't mean you have to keep playing. decent sized uh bonuses. They're nothing

[16:18] Um So, I wouldn't say the game is hot. I So, I wouldn't say the game is hot. I wouldn't say it's cold. It's doing okay.

[16:39] getting some bonuses, getting some action. action. Yeah, let's do one more here.

[16:52] Coushatta Casino, Kinder, Louisiana. My favorite casino. Okay.

[17:05] ish to what we started on this game. So, we're going to call it there. Next winner, I want I met you last February. Oh, hi. Sorry, and your message disappeared. There it goes.

[17:19] Uh you give me a lucky winner one. Wow, you won 3,000. That's incredible. I'm so happy for you, Slot This. Love your stuff, by the way. And also, the name's really cool. All right. So, we got Melissa Heath one,

[17:32] Tortuga Lisa one, and then next up, and I'm going to butcher your last name, and I'm so sorry about this. Szezikli S Z E K E L Y

[17:51] I'll get in contact with all of y'all, and we'll work out exactly how uh we'll get payments done. So, I think what we'll do is let's get off of Phoenix Link. Just wanted to show you why I like this bet multiplier, this

[18:05] move. So, I know some people want to play these, so I'll get out of their way. made a video on this particular game. They said they can't find them at the

[18:20] casinos, or where do I find them? So, these are Game Kings. You'll see them every casino, and a lot of times they'll on them. And you kind of just have to flip around

[18:34] to find these old school IGT games. Uh some of my favorite I really love Uh some of my favorite I really love them. I think they're great. anything,

[18:49] winners. See if I can get this chat to pop. There See if I can get this chat to pop. There we go. Now I can see the chat.

[19:02] Uh I'm invited to do a lot of slot stuff here at uh Coushatta. Lot of times I just can't make it because of my schedule. I am I I a full-time firefighter. I do I'm still in the National Guard, so you

[19:14] know, I have a full-time schedule, unfortunately. it is just the way that it is. So, I do get to miss out on some. It's also why I don't travel to a lot of different casinos. I

[19:26] just don't have the flexibility sometimes.

[19:56] Yeah, it was 30 bucks. Look at that. I know, creepy sound. Oh, we need three of those mermaids to get in the bonus.

[20:14] One away. Come on, mystical. Oh, another one away. Oh, another one away. Stop being so mean. Dang it. I always forget on this game.

[20:30] Forgot we needed a treasure chest. Hey, but still not bad, 13 bucks. Hey, but still not bad, 13 bucks. So, that's why I like this game.

[20:42] Do you think you'll be in Las Vegas soon? Uh I don't have any plans to go to soon? Uh I don't have any plans to go to Vegas anytime soon.

[20:54] again, I have a full-time job. Uh this is the channel, as much as I love it, as much as I am dedicated to putting out good content, and you know, I I it's just a hobby.

[21:06] I could I would have to have hundreds hundred hundreds Yes, ma'am. How y'all doing? Yeah.

[21:19] How y'all doing? Good. Doing great. Doing great. Having fun today. Yeah. We supported our American Indians today. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The first people. Had

[21:31] there. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was I ate there yesterday. Oh, yeah? I Well, I appreciate it. What's your name? Juan. Juan Ponstellia. Nice to meet you. What What's your

[21:44] >> Oh, Low Budget High Limit Slots. Oh, I watched you before. Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate it. Yeah. Good to see you. Good to see you, too. I like your smile. Thank you. I appreciate that.

[22:04] I was watching you last night before we came over here. Oh, yeah? I figured, you know, any opportunity to win a vehicle, like, why not? That one there. Um but

[22:18] Yeah. Okay, that's good. That's good, at least, you know. Oh, well, I appreciate that so much. I really do.

[22:32] Yeah, it's uh This will be my last day here, and then I go home. I had a I was doing doing my live right now for my last giveaway. then it's off to work, and then off to do military training for the next few.

[22:47] Loki. He is a good-looking dog. He's back Oh, yeah?

[23:00] sleeping. We want We drove down to Lake Charles, walked by the river. It was Charles, walked by the river. It was terribly cold. It was It was pretty bad out there today.

[23:17] stop and talk and do the whole live thing right now, but but yeah, as soon All right. Thank you so much.

[23:33] people. Um firefighter, right? Um But been in the military for a long

[23:46] time. And the army I haven't done I don't plan on doing any group calls anytime soon. Um But hey, how's it going, man? Hey, I watch you all the time. Good Thank you.

[23:58] >> he's doing Look at that. I love that. Watching me on my live. I can say a worm is here right now. I see I know that machine Oh Yeah, this I love these machines. I always tell people to play them. Good

[24:11] luck to you. Thank you so much. Oh no, thank you so much. Coming up. I love it when y'all come up and say hello. Makes me so happy. hello. Makes me so happy. But so to that point, um if you see me,

[24:24] just come up and say hello. Uh the army has made me paranoid. standing behind me, it freaks me out a little bit.

[24:38] We're going to move here in a second if you don't do something.

[24:56] Non-good line hits. All right. people who won. Now, I just got to find people who won. Now, I just got to find them.

[25:19] All right. There we go. You know, I really like it really did $30 of $30 worth of spins, but probably did 100 bucks worth of spins. Um

[25:34] the old school IGT games that I'm always talking about. There's no progressive. Uh so, you get better line hits. This one will have a lot more dead spins. The the line hits will be pretty good, actually. So, it's a game that I really,

[25:48] really like. It's almost at every casino. A lot of the bartops is where you're going to find these kind of games. All right. So, we got two more people left, right? And so, I

[26:00] might as well just say who they are. No point holding y'all hostage for too long, right? Uh we got Jackpot Angel. Jackpot Angel is our next winner.

[26:13] and Lori B 5088. I said, I'm going to get in contact with all of you and uh get your information

[26:28] so that we can coordinate getting you everything. Y'all, I appreciate everyone. Um this has been an incredible journey. You know, like I said, I'm sorry I don't get to travel as much

[26:41] work, still got to pay the bills, unfortunately. Uh but, it's it's so amazing to be able to meet everybody, to talk to everybody, to see all the comments, and you know, my goal is to help everyone

[26:54] Uh cuz I work for my money. I got to work really hard for my money and, you know, it's a job that may kill me. And so every dollar counts.

[27:06] small bankroll and I don't want to see people do that. I want people to leave happy, leave with money, leave even, or at least at a minimum lose less. Um

[27:21] and I mean as you see we've been playing probably for an hour down under 30, but we've been doing $2, $2.50 spins. Like you can sustain. It's just how you go about doing it. Let's

[27:35] how you go about doing it. Let's move actually. off with one more game and we'll call it there.

[27:53] for the free play. Super awesome. Y'all didn't have to do that. Um Wow, this seat is incredibly warm. The free play? This random seat that I sat on is just

[28:06] warm. Um So I'm not partnered with Coushatta, not because I know they have a

[28:18] casino in Louisiana. They've got a great game selection. They get a lot of the newest games in. And, you know, their whole philosophy is back to

[28:31] to the casino that they win at. So really one of my favorite places to come. come. So we got 30, 60, 90 and then

[28:51] I'm getting Helios cats. He's a big cat guy. Three of those will get us into the bonus round.

[29:24] no, you lost 1,600. I'm not going to lie. I lost probably 2,000 today, but that was just because I was taking big swings. Um you're not going to win all the time.

[29:42] lose all of my money. That was just some of what I played with. always do it with profit. So don't worry. I'm

[29:54] So don't worry. I'm still doing quite well for the year. I just like the music in Kitty Glitter. It's so fun.

[30:14] do more giveaways. You know, started. Uh half. And whenever I get to 100,000

[30:28] subscribers, we're going to do another big giveaway.

[30:42] you don't know, goes to my mom. I don't use it. I don't use any of the money from YouTube to gamble with. I gamble with my own money. It's all winnings and you know, money that I've set aside.

[30:54] never used any money from YouTube to actually gamble with. little bit away from my mom, but whatever. She's She has plenty. She's

[31:07] whatever. She's She has plenty. She's good. I I take I take care of her. Oh, yeah, well, there's a good one. We could say meowsers.

[31:41] I know, we'll look at the subscriber list. I know, we'll be there. Hopefully. list. I know, we'll be there. Hopefully. You know, crazy and every time he's somewhere, you know, our our schedules just don't

[31:55] seem to align. I wish I could. Um this is his full-time job now, so he has a lot more freedom than I do.

[32:07] I got I still I still got to show up to work and pay the bills. uh no, like Brandi's um from my understanding is very much an introvert, and stuff. Uh and I'm a small fish. Like guys, I'm

[32:22] a very small fish in a very big pond. Come on. Not nice. Hey, there we go. Um

[32:34] people see them as influent and so forth As influencers, I am not. I'm just a a content creator. I make videos that I hope you all like, that you all enjoy. hope you all like, that you all enjoy. She loves the car.

[32:58] here. I've been waiting for them to get it. it. Oh, dropped that third one.

[33:26] Okay. What's the catch? time now. Uh, again, I appreciate everybody. Thank you all for your continued support. Sorry about the technical issues. Hey,

[33:41] cheeky. How's it going? Cheeky, you missed it all. I'm sorry. I'm logging Um, sorry about the technical issues. Wi-Fi's not the best here. Uh,

[33:54] thank you again. I hope to do more of these giveaways. Uh, it's going to be a again. I've got military training coming up. Uh, so I'm going to be out in the field for quite a bit. Got some great videos coming out. I hope you

[34:09] enjoy them. Check out the ones that I just posted yesterday if you haven't Uh, biggest takeaway, We can't guarantee we're going to win every single time, but we can guarantee

[34:23] how much we allow ourselves to lose. So, set those limits. Micro wins, they add up, right? Taking the small wins, knowing when to walk away, those are key, right? And choose a casino that has a better house, smaller

[34:38] house hold, that's kind of one of the the key factors, too. Congratulations to all of the winners. So happy for you. Thank you again, and I hope everyone has a wonderful, wonderful night.

[34:51] a wonderful, wonderful night. All right, bye.