Everything GREAT About Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest! (Part 2)

[00:00] Always

[00:10] loved this key change when we cut to the

[00:12] crew. And the ship scenes on the Flying

[00:13] Dutchman always make me think of that

[00:14] Rick Macallen clip.

[00:15] >> So dense. Every single image has so many

[00:18] things going on.

[00:19] >> There's just so much in there. So many

[00:21] stuffs. It's wheel guy.

[00:22] >> SECURE THAT ASS TACKLE, MR. TURNER.

[00:27] Knowing the Bosen, he probably did that

[00:28] on purpose.

[00:29] >> Impeding me in my duty. Your share of

[00:33] punishment. I'll take it all.

[00:36] >> Self-sacrifice. Well, attempted

[00:37] self-sacrifice.

[00:39] >> And what would prompt such an act of

[00:42] charity?

[00:44] >> It's my son.

[00:45] >> I like the Bootstrap doesn't try to lie

[00:46] or hide it cuz Lordy knows that wouldn't

[00:48] go very well for him. Love how Jones

[00:50] uses that tentacle like it's an extra

[00:51] long finger. It's rough, but Lambo is

[00:53] finally getting his revenge on Will for

[00:55] showing him up that one time. Honestly,

[00:56] impressive the way they were able to

[00:58] highlight that tear falling when they're

[00:59] all completely soaked and dripping from

[01:01] rain. Freak. I mean, really, whatever

[01:04] emotion he's experiencing watching Will

[01:06] get whipped by his pops makes him not a

[01:07] good dude. Incredible design. I hate it,

[01:10] but it's so good. It explains why the

[01:12] crew doesn't go full annihilation with

[01:13] their transformations if their brains

[01:15] are staying mostly intact. And also, no

[01:17] thank you.

[01:17] >> I'm here to find the man I love.

[01:19] >> I'm deeply flattered, son. But my first

[01:20] and only love is the sea.

[01:22] >> Elizabeth,

[01:24] hide the rum.

[01:26] priorities.

[01:27] >> You know these clothes do not flatter

[01:28] you at all. It should be a dress or

[01:29] nothing. I happen to have no dress in my

[01:31] cabin.

[01:32] >> Jack,

[01:32] >> another tight turn of phrase.

[01:34] >> Poor Will has been press ganged into

[01:36] Davy Jones's crew.

[01:37] >> Press ganged, otherwise known as

[01:39] impressment, which is just conscription,

[01:40] but usually into a naval force. Sparrow

[01:42] knows his vocab.

[01:43] >> I can't help it if your standards are

[01:45] lax. You smell funny.

[01:46] >> Got him.

[01:47] >> There is a chest.

[01:48] >> Oh dear. What contains a still beating

[01:51] heart of Davy Jones.

[01:55] That's some top-notch miming regetti.

[01:57] >> This compass does not point north.

[02:00] >> I love this whole sequence with

[02:02] Norington puking for the third time in a

[02:03] row, but always getting a few barbs in.

[02:07] >> Oh, please.

[02:09] >> Classic pirate gift. Don't care for the

[02:10] blowfish guy's face spikes moving. Don't

[02:12] care for it one bit. Not one brad point

[02:14] bit. I'm going to need you guys to stop

[02:15] that. You don't eat your crew mates's

[02:17] body parts. Even if you happen to be

[02:18] conjoined twins.

[02:23] Even Crustations cower at the clamor

[02:24] concerning his crab pegged leg. Oh,

[02:26] they're mollisks. Yeah, you try finding

[02:27] a synonym for coward that starts with M.

[02:29] It feels wrong for me to point all this

[02:31] stuff out because it makes the top of my

[02:32] skull tingle. But this guy's stomach is

[02:34] sewn together since Will slashed it

[02:35] open. This guy is some kind of nope

[02:37] living in his stomach. And this guy's

[02:38] eyes are not eyes. And also, he looks

[02:40] like a prawn from District 9. Also, most

[02:42] of these guys are fully transformed, but

[02:43] since Bootstrap is still progressing, we

[02:45] can see more barnacles appearing on his

[02:46] face, plus the starfish next to his eyes

[02:48] continuing to gain color and more

[02:49] prominence. Originally, it just looked

[02:50] like a tumor. Really, it's not an extra

[02:52] long finger. It's an entire third hand.

[02:54] >> Welcome to the crew line.

[02:57] >> 125.

[02:59] >> Even if we don't really understand liars

[03:01] dice, their reactions let us know that

[03:02] Bootstrap's bet was throwing the game,

[03:04] which is of course even more

[03:05] self-sacrifice.

[03:06] >> Master Tina, feel free to go ashore.

[03:10] The better next time we make B.

[03:13] >> His little snort.

[03:15] He just wanted to know where it was.

[03:17] Duplicity.

[03:18] >> Captain says I'm to relieve you.

[03:23] So, at a certain point, you lose the

[03:25] ability to speak. Honestly, once my

[03:27] teeth are clams, I hope to be dead.

[03:28] There's a lot in these movies I don't

[03:30] think I could endure, but fiddling with

[03:31] a dude's face tentacles is pretty close

[03:32] to the top of the list. Leaving the

[03:34] drawing there is such insult to injury.

[03:35] Will wanted to make sure DJ knew who

[03:37] stole it.

[03:38] >> Take this, too. Now, get yourself to

[03:40] land and stay there.

[03:42] >> Knives do genuinely make great gifts. I

[03:44] could say I did what I had to when I

[03:47] left you to go pirating, but it would

[03:49] taste a lie to say it wasn't what I

[03:51] wanted.

[03:51] >> Honesty. Will was working for Becket and

[03:53] never said a word.

[03:55] Miss groans.

[03:57] >> I honestly don't care for this subplot.

[03:59] The ghost pirate adventure comedy family

[04:01] films based on the Disney World rides of

[04:02] my youth set a pretty high bar.

[04:04] >> The Kraken.

[04:05] >> Bill NY's voice in general is very fun

[04:07] to listen to, but he hits the Kraken

[04:09] perfectly WITH THAT ACCENT.

[04:12] IT'S interesting that they see tentacles

[04:13] and don't assume squid or octopus. But

[04:15] then this was the ship that took heading

[04:17] instructions from a floating dress. It's

[04:18] just funny Norington scoffed at even the

[04:20] existence of the Flying Dutchman.

[04:21] >> Oh, please. The captain of the Flying

[04:24] Dutchman.

[04:25] >> Also, this is a sailing movie trope that

[04:26] I'd love to see tested. Maybe

[04:27] Mythbusters can do a bit on it.

[04:29] Cancelled in 2016. Oh, what? What's

[04:31] that? Oh, okay. So, it's back. What?

[04:34] Again? In 2018? Well, as long as Jaime

[04:37] and Adam still have a flourishing

[04:38] friendship, I'll be okay. What?

[04:45] So they uh they did this. They they

[04:47] destroyed the ship. And the organ piece

[04:49] for the destruction of the Edinburg

[04:50] trader is an amazing addition. Like Davy

[04:52] Jones went below deck while this was

[04:53] happening to add some ambiance for his

[04:55] crew watching the carnage.

[05:00] Appropriate face. Nope. I mean honestly

[05:03] they could have made it way more megalo

[05:05] hydroalasophobia inducing but still

[05:08] nope. Ha. Found Mackus the Hammerhead's

[05:10] Eye. Being cursed on The Flying Dutchman

[05:12] would actually be my own personal hell.

[05:14] Like just watching the movie with my

[05:15] Cinema Winds brain turned on is giving

[05:17] me trypophobia. I think I'm breaking my

[05:19] adrenal glands. My scalp hurts from all

[05:20] the constant hair follicle contraction.

[05:22] But actually being there, I would have

[05:24] hurled myself into the Kraken's M by

[05:25] now.

[05:26] >> There are no survivors.

[05:30] >> I guess considering the options are

[05:31] death or an eternity of servitude while

[05:33] you slowly become sensient wallpaper,

[05:35] being killed is kind of the merciful

[05:36] choice. You're going to want to know

[05:40] >> what it tastes like.

[05:42] >> Flirting. These two are less than koi.

[05:44] >> You do know Will taught me how to handle

[05:46] a sword.

[05:47] >> Crotman's how it's pronounced in the

[05:48] original Scandinavian.

[05:50] >> He's correct.

[05:51] >> He's a mythological creature and called

[05:53] it what I want.

[05:54] >> Wait till he hears how they pronounce

[05:56] Wyvern's name.

[05:57] >> Till you end up end up poor in it.

[05:59] >> That win is for my American fans. If

[06:01] you're British, the win is actually

[06:02] Well, at least they pronounce Wyvern's

[06:03] name correctly.

[06:04] >> This doesn't work. And it certainly

[06:06] doesn't show you what you want most.

[06:08] >> Yes, it does. You're sitting on it.

[06:10] >> But

[06:11] >> down then.

[06:15] >> Sometimes scenes are so cool I can just

[06:17] say, "Yep." Other times I can't figure

[06:18] out what to say and then I'll notice

[06:19] that DJ holds his freaking hat on with

[06:21] his tentacles as they go under.

[06:25] >> Even the lock looks like the music box

[06:26] locket thing Calypso and DJ both have.

[06:28] >> Guard the chest.

[06:31] >> Kira gets sidelined for a hot minute

[06:32] here. A thing they actually subvert in

[06:34] these two sequels. But they draw so much

[06:35] attention to it that it actually ends up

[06:37] being pretty entertaining.

[06:38] >> Ace wants the chest for himself, don't

[06:39] he? I think he's trying to settle some

[06:42] unresolved business towards him and his

[06:43] twice cursed pirate father.

[06:45] >> Always nice to have a second rundown for

[06:47] those viewers who are second screening.

[06:48] Although you do miss some of the

[06:50] fantastic performance if you're only

[06:51] listening even if the words alone are S

[06:53] tier. That's how I use S tier, right,

[06:55] Mr. Tzu?

[06:56] >> Yeah, I guess so. Yes, thank you. Plus,

[06:59] Patch told me these are barnacles which

[07:01] are crustaceian. So, I was right. Right,

[07:04] Mr. from Tzu.

[07:06] >> Um, sure.

[07:08] >> Nice. Even now, Jack is clearly not even

[07:10] trying to injure Will. They're still all

[07:12] very, very, extremely very disgusting.

[07:15] But in the pristine aqua waters of the

[07:17] Caribbean, I still don't like it.

[07:24] And again, another immensely fun action

[07:26] adventure sequence. Hard to think of

[07:28] anyone who's done it better this

[07:29] millennium. Brings me right back to

[07:31] reading Hatchet in Treasure Island as a

[07:32] kid. Fun fact, Jack Sparrow does all his

[07:34] own stunts. Clips aside, Jack's real

[07:36] talent is and always will be

[07:38] manipulation.

[07:38] >> Do excuse me while I kill the man who

[07:40] ruined my life?

[07:41] >> Whose fault is it really? Who was it?

[07:44] Saw fit to freeze said pirate and take

[07:47] your dearly beloved all to himself.

[07:49] >> I He's right.

[07:53] >> Still rooting for you, mate.

[07:56] >> If I didn't know better, I'd say this

[07:58] movie was broadcasting its ending the

[07:59] entire time. It really is the absolute

[08:01] absurdity of this off-the-wall setpiece

[08:03] that makes me like it so much. It's just

[08:05] so silly while still being entertaining,

[08:06] engaging, and even tense at times.

[08:11] So, that bar that knocked him out is

[08:13] gone because he must have broken it with

[08:14] his skull. Okay, now that's dope. Also,

[08:16] good on them for realizing that more

[08:17] than a few seconds at a time would make

[08:19] the entire audience barf.

[08:26] >> Another three-way fight, but this time

[08:27] teamwork, not real guy. Second time Jack

[08:30] has used a coconut as a weapon, but with

[08:31] much better results this time.

[08:38] Even his heart has barnacles on it.

[08:40] Double stab. See, she was barely

[08:42] sidelined for one fight. This cut back

[08:44] to them is great. They've been spinning

[08:45] for like 10 minutes.

[08:48] There's always so much story going on,

[08:49] even during the action scenes. Will sees

[08:51] the key in the chest, knows the heart is

[08:53] gone. Jack sees that Will has seen that,

[08:54] so he knocks him out. And this is all

[08:56] after Norington has already stolen the

[08:57] heart, unbeknownst to either of them.

[08:59] Not a word of dialogue spoken in the

[09:00] story has progressed quite a bit.

[09:01] >> We're not getting out of this.

[09:03] >> Over the chest.

[09:05] >> Go mad.

[09:06] >> Don't wait for me.

[09:07] >> Norin's arc is fun. And although he

[09:09] knows the heart isn't in there, and Jack

[09:10] knows the heart isn't in there, he is

[09:12] still technically doing something

[09:14] heroic. Even if his ultimate motives are

[09:16] self- serving.

[09:21] >> No, man. No.

[09:22] >> Where's the Commodore? It fell behind.

[09:24] >> Love the explicit appeal to the pirate

[09:26] code that Gibbs taught us in Black

[09:27] Pearl. There's a code to consider.

[09:29] >> Any man who falls behind is left behind.

[09:32] >> My prayers be with him.

[09:34] >> Best not following our grief.

[09:36] >> More optimism. I believe the sails on

[09:37] the Flying Dutchmen are meant to be

[09:38] seaweed, but whatever they are, they're

[09:40] veiny and seem alive.

[09:42] >> O fish face.

[09:44] >> And after I've given you so much credit

[09:45] for your words as usages, Davey is a

[09:47] mollisk face.

[09:51] >> I'll disturb it.

[09:52] >> Equinimity.

[09:55] >> Now wheel guy is getting whipped. Why

[09:57] fight when you can negotiate?

[09:59] >> All one needs.

[10:01] >> Take proper leverage.

[10:02] >> Ah, Jack's favorite line.

[10:03] >> Let's just say it's a matter of

[10:05] leverage. Hey,

[10:06] >> which he actually stole from Will.

[10:08] >> With the right leverage and the proper

[10:09] application of strength, the door will

[10:11] lift free.

[10:12] >> But then Will stole it back anyway.

[10:13] >> Sorry, Jack. I'm not going to be your

[10:15] leverage.

[10:19] >> Hot. I mean, gross.

[10:20] >> We are shot stocked on gunpowder. Six

[10:23] barrels. awfully invested in the

[10:25] explosives for a guy who doesn't give a

[10:26] butt rats about living or dying.

[10:27] >> There's only half a dozen cakes of

[10:29] powder.

[10:30] >> Then load the rum.

[10:35] >> Fair. I'd react the same way if he said

[10:37] load the apperol spritzes. Second time

[10:39] we get this flyover shot revealing

[10:40] something.

[10:45] Hey, at least it learned.

[10:47] The sound design of the tentacles

[10:49] slipping against the port hole is next

[10:50] LEVEL DISGUSTING.

[10:55] DISNEY movies never cease to amaze with

[10:57] how much disturbing stuff they can sneak

[10:59] in.

[11:02] This moment really encompasses all that

[11:03] is Jack Sparrow, even if it only works

[11:05] when a magical mcguffin exists to tell

[11:07] you what you truly want beyond what you

[11:08] might think. The simple fact that he

[11:10] thought to check with the compass shows

[11:11] that deep down he is a good man. Hard as

[11:13] he might try to disagree.

[11:19] Huh?

[11:19] >> I think I think shot him.

[11:27] CGI still holds up and it's truly

[11:29] amazing. It's that simple. Gareth to the

[11:31] rescue.

[11:33] Awesome bullet time. Well, not like the

[11:35] Matrix bullet time, but still awesome.

[11:37] To be fair, to be fair, there probably

[11:39] aren't many people this wouldn't work

[11:41] on.

[11:46] Love the darker turn the score takes

[11:48] here.

[11:51] pirates.

[11:52] >> Compliments. He did a It's right behind

[11:54] me, isn't it? Look, since there's no one

[11:55] there to say it to. So gross. And yet,

[11:58] I'd watch this scene 5 million times

[11:59] over anything involving the crew of the

[12:01] Flying Dutchman. Have I made this video

[12:02] too much about my own personal phobias?

[12:04] Look, I didn't even know I had them

[12:05] before I made this video. Bravery. I'd

[12:07] get it more if it was just a mouth with

[12:08] one set of teeth that he could leap

[12:10] past, but there's no way he's not

[12:12] getting munched here. And since I've

[12:13] decided this is the last of the series,

[12:14] I'll cover. I guess I'll never know. And

[12:16] he got his hat back. Also love the

[12:17] little hint that Jack has probably dealt

[12:19] with the Kraken before, greeting it like

[12:20] an old friend.

[12:21] >> Hello, Beasty. Obviously, the Black

[12:23] Pearl needs to go down hole if we're to

[12:25] ever see it again. But just to belabor

[12:27] the point, the Turkish fishing boat was

[12:28] likely under 50 ft long. The Edinberg

[12:30] trader and the Black Pearl are both 170

[12:32] ft ships, so it's either smash it to

[12:34] bits or pull it down hole. Damn you,

[12:36] Jack.

[12:40] Love that seawater comes up with his

[12:41] disgust. Well put. Although technically,

[12:43] I think he's already damned. Also, this

[12:44] physical reaction upon realizing his

[12:46] heart isn't in there. The way his

[12:47] tentacles start writhing and wigging

[12:49] out. See, you should know you have to

[12:50] keep Oceanic Fairyman God's hearts in

[12:52] salt water so you don't get flies. In

[12:54] part one, I said there's probably lots

[12:56] of bugs, and that's to say nothing of

[12:57] whatever is lurking in those waters.

[12:59] >> You fooled us all right till the end.

[13:01] But I guess that honest streak finally

[13:03] won out.

[13:04] >> I think it might actually have. He did

[13:06] come back, but generally he liked to

[13:08] keep running, so it's hard to say.

[13:09] Discuss in the comments. fun

[13:10] misunderstanding where she's feeling

[13:12] guilty about murdering him and Will sees

[13:13] it as sorrow over losing her true love.

[13:15] >> Will you sail to the ends of the earth

[13:18] and beyond to fetch back wicked Jack?

[13:21] >> They couldn't make it 4 minutes letting

[13:23] us think Jack was dead. It was a

[13:24] different time.

[13:27] >> But Will, too. Jack condemned him to an

[13:29] eternity on the Flying Dutchman. Will

[13:30] got out of that earlier today. I'm

[13:32] starting to think he might have enjoyed

[13:33] seeing Lizzie smooch and Captain Jack

[13:35] Sparrow. No shade, bro. You do you. But

[13:37] if you go and brave the weird and

[13:40] haunted shores, then you will need a

[13:44] captain.

[13:48] I legit repeated this scene five times

[13:50] because other than Cotton, all of them

[13:51] have a genuine jolted expression at

[13:53] seeing Barbosa. And while I do want to

[13:55] believe the rumor that the actors didn't

[13:57] know, it seems like Pintle himself put

[13:58] it to bed. Hey, maybe only he knew.

[14:03] >> Gross. I mean, I'm glad he finally got

[14:05] his apple, but gross. eat a whole

[14:07] bushion of apples.

[14:09] >> And also, I lied in part one because

[14:10] when I saw this in theaters, I had no

[14:12] clue that Barbosa was coming back. Years

[14:13] later, I noticed his boots, but I'm

[14:15] still taking credit.

[14:17] Well, this seems pretty problematic. Not

[14:19] like a cultural social way, in a

[14:20] logistical way. Dogs can't speak, the

[14:23] language of the Pelosus that they made

[14:24] for the movie, which is a mix of pig

[14:25] Latin and words spelled backwards.

[14:27] Although, abolish monarchies, paparies.

[14:30] So, it's both kinds of problematic. The

[14:31] only thing I don't feel I praised enough

[14:33] is the score, which yeah, it's almost

[14:35] redundant to praise Hans Zimmer, but he

[14:36] nails everything from the silly because

[14:38] the threat of cannibalism is just that

[14:40] lighthearted to the dire and moving pipe

[14:42] organ music that works both as an

[14:43] auditory showcase of Jones's internal

[14:45] struggles and an epic ticata of

[14:46] destruction. From the sea shanty

[14:48] barfight adventure coated two horn pipes

[14:50] to the slow building and tragic, even

[14:52] depressing decisions these characters

[14:53] have to make of Hello Beasty which ends

[14:55] in an oporatic crescendo. It's all great

[14:57] and it wouldn't be a part two without

[14:59] taking a few comments. So yeah, this

[15:01] isn't a severed tentacle. I'm clearly

[15:03] not up to date on my octopus facts. My

[15:05] bad. It's a siphon that they exhale

[15:06] through. And I love this detail of the

[15:08] faces on each locket reflecting the

[15:09] owner's emotional state. And then the

[15:11] rest of the comments seemed to beep

[15:12] this. Last time I did a movie for

[15:14] someone who incessantly requested it,

[15:15] YouTube's comment search function wasn't

[15:17] totally broken, but alas, it it is now.

[15:19] So at people person, I hope you're

[15:21] happy. Sorry, that came out like a

[15:23] threat. I hope you're happy. Nope,

[15:24] that's still not quite right. I hope

[15:26] you're happy. It's good enough. Anyway,

[15:28] I have more thoughts, but this is truly

[15:30] only a part one of these two movies,

[15:31] making this part two of part one. But at

[15:35] World's End really is the fulfillment of

[15:36] this movie, so I'll have more to say

[15:37] when I do it. Obviously, I was kidding

[15:38] about not doing it. World's End, it will

[15:40] be 100% this year. Just not totally sure

[15:42] when. So, until then, Zavi,

[15:51] >> what are you doing?

[15:52] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[15:53] >> NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[15:55] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[15:55] >> NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO IT. NOT BOTH

[15:59] OF YOU. THAT'S AN ORDER. UNDERSTAND?