Everything Wrong With Project Hail Mary In 36 Minutes Or Less

[00:13] functionally, practically, and irritatingly represent the same thing. interactions between red and blue. Could it be possible that maybe the other

[00:25] say, too? >> Eye movement detected. [music] announcements, just a weird little thing that has no real reason for existing. >> What is 2 + 2? Incorrect.

[00:38] compromised mental state or a deeper commentary on the future of the American >> You have been in an induced coma. You may experience [music] some memory difficulty speaking. >> Being fully aware of how [ __ ] up he

[00:52] getting that math question wrong. Who decided that coming at the disoriented person with a buzzing set of blades in the name of grooming was an immediate the medical platform.

[01:04] would have been strapped to the bed to begin with. Also, I'm not sure how this safely return him to the bed even if it hadn't degloved him. Why did the movement not do a damn thing when the crew started dying? This mission depends

[01:18] so you'd think getting them there alive would be step one, or at least a failed to us. >> Where am I? helpful than the sassy robot arm? An actual video that explains his mission

[01:31] and what the hell is going on. NASA knew memory loss and disorientation were mission that you had no choice to accept video would have been smart instead of attack. >> Why is there an atomic resolution

[01:44] know that? >> These questions only exist to establish despite his memory loss. The microscope itself is completely irrelevant. It >> AM I SMART? >> Intelligent life creating a causal loop

[01:59] correlated with intelligence. Oh man, they dragged that poor Las Vegas sphere into this mess. The movie will spend all the many sometimes on Grace fumbling around the ship confusingly touching buttons that should but do not kill him.

[02:12] >> Unknown command. >> Why would that be an unknown command? with Houston, it should at least recognize the command enough to say, billion miles away. Try again later." Grace will use these chairs in a way

[02:27] that would offend even William Riker. Having Grace stroll for all this time is a great way to tell us just how far away he is, while also feeling wildly to call up information. >> That's not our son.

[02:39] solar system was going to have to take a planet turn he says. Thinking a lowly peasant like myself would be intimidated by your space magic and not recognize a basic velocity equation when I see one, but also math. The sad face is totally

[02:52] followed with a confused face, too. He has no idea about the astrophage, and thousands and thousands of years using conventional rockets, not 113.8. Jesus Christ superstar man. >> We are just minutes away from the flyby

[03:08] >> Flashbacks, suppressed memories, position narration. Also, it took me an these flashbacks weren't just for the audience and were actually Ryland's movie for that. >> Oh my god. Sorry, I have to go now.

[03:22] >> Let's talk about this interview. Why the fudging fudgery was she here in the first place? The fact that she walks out mid-interview means she should have she's supposed to be in to review the sciencey [ __ ] as it arrives. This would

[03:35] during the Apollo 11 mission doing an interview and then suddenly saying, "Oh is about to step on the moon for the first time." >> Sound waves are physical

[03:49] are physical and at different frequencies. >> Movie recklessly combines teacher, goofball, and Ryan Gosling into a highly concentrated charm compound calibrated for maximum audience attachment. We're

[04:01] curing a puppy's sadness. >> Are they really eating the sun? this pronoun gaming. >> What is the speed of light, Olivia? >> IT'S MELTING YOUR HAND, OLIVIA. >> TEACHING kids that there could

[04:16] correctly answering physics questions will save them from lava. That method of and went out of fashion sometime around 79 AD. >> 186,000 miles per second. >> Actually, the correct answer is 186,282

[04:31] nitpicky now, it'll make all the difference when you're sad watching a rapidly growing up and dying without you. >> Ha! Pass. >> You can't pass.

[04:43] they put this kid here to entice exposition and damn it, man, your exposition will be enticed. >> WHAT IS THE LAVA? >> GRACE FALLS FOR HIS OWN YOU have to answer the question if you're holding

[04:58] the ball of lava gambit, forcing him into a vomit session of exposition. Easily avoidable if he'd simply employ the I'm rubber, you're glue defense. >> Over the next 30 years, the Earth could cool maybe 10 to

[05:12] >> Creating a climate scenario that I suspect has already inspired oil dimming the sun is economically scalable. Also, I wanted to remove a sin for the movie correctly presenting a 10 to 15 degree global temperature shift as

[05:26] humans remain wildly inconsistent about applying this logic in both thermal edition of Cinema Sins leaves notes for future rock-based alien anthropologists. >> Right now, the best [music] minds in the entire world are on it.

[05:42] account for the percentage of humanity that would immediately become conspiracy influencers cliche. Also, this smash cut is meant to be hilarious, but since he world and does legitimately save the day, this joke doesn't work. Evidence of

[05:56] my comparative analysis thesis titled because I said so. The most optimistic vision this movie puts forward might well be a future where man is stealing the jobs of hardworking robots. Ryland will now Matt Damon his way, sorry, I

[06:08] mean montage his way, sorry again, I mean rummage his way through dead apparently specializes in sad lonely science men. This always muscles note manages to be as highly scientific as it is completely unhelpful. Jellyfish are

[06:21] framed as calming despite looking alien, venomous, and untrustworthy cliche. Grace was either woken up far too early or he has far too quickly embraced the >> Knock knock. >> Who's there?

[06:33] >> Since this could have been a genuine response to a stranger entering his good at jokes. >> If I start that with a Petrova task >> Considering the crucial timing, this feels like one of those chats that could

[06:46] email. >> Did you write this? >> Task force tasked with saving the world recruits disgraced scientist because college that proves they're the smartest human alive cliche.

[06:59] >> The Goldilocks zone is for idiots why everyone is wrong about life. incredible place to start looking for life. I mean, it's the one place we know like he's taking an extreme point of view to get people's attention. What is

[07:12] >> That's lava. >> It's not. lava sins. >> No, one in your field wants anything to do with you because you refuse to back down from a very unpopular view and I

[07:24] wrong. >> Ava appealing to Grace's ego instead of and your expertise might actually help us prevent that might be the most damning indictment of the male condition that this movie didn't mean to make.

[07:36] Sure, life on a completely different planet might have completely different me such a nut. >> presents this theory like Ryland just proposed replacing oxygen with Mountain Dew, when in reality speculation about

[07:49] non-water based life is already part of the discourse in astrobiology. He might be asked to calm down and put his shirt back on at Ab Sci Con, but he probably >> The trouble I sent was flushed down last night. I want you to tell me what they

[08:02] >> And he is of course the only person on the entire [ __ ] planet who could possibly help them do this. Hmm, my tone suggests I do not believe that to be the biology. >> And I ride a bike to work.

[08:15] sequitur game. >> It's a virus on the surface of the sun. >> Ava choosing to work really hard to get Grace on her team when opening with this lot of time. >> Sun's really dying, isn't it?

[08:29] >> I'm not sure the security detail Carl is the most qualified man to ask this. >> Oh, I'll just shut the [ __ ] up then. >> Is all of this necessary? >> Asking whether all of this is necessary now instead of before getting into the

[08:41] alien room because it's funnier when you're dressed like a Teletubby. me? It's almost like you don't care if I conversation about how he's never met or heard of the government before.

[08:55] bacteria work. >> Assuming that you don't have a significant head start over the scientists of the 1600s who were still calling bacteria animalcules. Also, the fact that we didn't stick with the word

[09:07] >> Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. I've been trying to do this all day. >> Uh-oh. Oh, I died. >> Misquoting Annie from Game Night. >> Thinking you need to do crowd work with the military brass. All these

[09:20] percentages add up to 100.01% that this alien cell is saying [ __ ] you to Matt. >> Carbon, oxygen, hydrogen. >> Seems biology continues its obsession

[09:32] with the big three conference elements while nitrogen, magnesium, and rebuilding season. >> It's made almost entirely [music] to exist on the sun, which was the

[09:45] managed to turn all of Grace's best ideas into the I guess I won't be theories. Face/Off and The Fifth Element both called and asked for their tunnel original idea I ever had. >> Grace being a whiny quitter. His belief

[10:00] immediately invalid just because they discovered another water-based they expel it for propulsion. They poop to scoot, basically. >> Dropping poop to scoot, but then thinking you're too good for because

[10:14] Uranus was unavailable joke. >> I have 347 other biologists in 21 >> Waiting until now to mobilize the biologists as if you had some kind of school science teacher. >> I don't need Modesto. I need people who

[10:28] thinks they're wrong. >> Sounds like some bull motivational movie logic to me. I'd much rather have a bunch of scientists who use science and evidence and not an unproven hypothesis coupled with hubris. If your first

[10:40] instinct after getting lost in space is to become the Big Lebowski, that's like where double capping is the new norm. I've always questioned the wisdom of sending this picture specifically to the aliens. I'm not sure it screams

[10:52] just decided we're better than all the other chimps on our planet. >> Why not stop at Mercury? It's closer. Maybe fresh air? Venus's atmosphere is mostly CO2. Maybe that's fresh air, too. >> God damn, who's the scientist here? I

[11:05] House usually performed his differentials with actual doctors and differentials with actual doctors and not the hospital security. way that makes it feel like this is Carl's first time on Earth, too. Also,

[11:20] humanity approaching extinction with the emotional priorities of a suburban dad >> Do you have a coupon? >> We don't need a coupon. We're the taxes. >> Which government?

[11:32] >> This might be one of the least organic, definitely written by a screenwriter to the hell would this lady, who is in America, ask the American man which tee up this all of them line? >> It's set to emit the same infrared light

[11:46] [music] >> Movie strategically gives Ryland exactly one non-scientist friend so this exposition can masquerade as dialogue. lights on. That means they're looking for CO2.

[11:59] attracted to wooden duct tape, right? I'm just saying there's a chance this accounting for all the variables. >> Uh-oh. >> The astrophage moved off the slide. >> But that's a good thing, right? The

[12:11] problem is that you were somehow unprepared for them to move despite that being your entire damn hypothesis. >> If I open the door in the light, they're forever. >> Bold move making humanity's last hope

[12:23] would leave Earth before killing everyone on it. I don't know if Ronald's definitely tested well with the movie's accounting department. >> We figured out how the astrophage breeds.

[12:36] >> This guy refusing to simply tell the science people the science things in >> Don't move. >> Strat wastes no time in getting this waste no time, I mean immediately hangs

[12:48] up, and Door Dashes his ass to an aircraft carrier lab in the ocean so he can tell her in person instead of just telling her on the phone. got into and it's causing aviation

[13:01] enthusiasts psychic damage. Also doing all this unnecessary knocking Maverick planet. >> Okay, so this is kind of a tough room, so don't take it personal. >> Thinking this is easily interpretable as

[13:13] to a room of the finest scientific minds in the world with vomit on your >> While your experiment was crude and clumsy, our scientists have replicated even more confusing. They don't physically need him here to replicate

[13:28] already replicated it. God damn, it's like she knows this is Ryan Gosling and 90% of the scenes. >> Stand up, Dr. Brice. Stand up. I hereby >> Apparently top secret clearance only works if summoned vertically.

[13:43] Hail Mary. >> Roll credits. >> Tau Ceti? >> The star that is just close enough to be reachable before Earth dies, but far enough away to be incredibly

[13:56] visit it. Or what we call the Goldilocks zone of plot developments. ship. >> The ship is not really the problem. The ship is the problem. >> So what you're saying is that the ship

[14:09] absolutely is the [ __ ] problem. By that logic, my Chevy Equinox is also a to space. >> The astrophage is the fuel. problem feels suspiciously screenplay shaped.

[14:21] >> Provided we can make enough of it. And for that other guy who just said >> Our scientists have replicated his >> And he even has the same sense of humor. >> Boom. There it is.

[14:34] >> So you want to build a near light-speed spaceship, have it travel further than any human-made object has ever traveled, and visit a star just to see what's up. synopsins. >> There won't be enough fuel for a round

[14:47] trip, so they send their findings back to Earth on probes. organism. Movie establishes the reproductive requirements. Movie making more fuel when they get there. Also, holy [ __ ] This is such a good

[15:00] idea, I might have an aneurysm. Why can't they just send the fuel later? get to Tau Ceti, but time dilation [ __ ] means 13 years will have passed on the mission with enough fuel to get there, and then keep making fuel, and

[15:14] send a follow-up ship to bring them home? This isn't about how much fuel they have to make the fuel. There's no reason for them to die out there unless at some point. >> And uh the astronauts die in space.

[15:28] >> To be fair, we all die in space. They'll just be attached to a spaceship instead >> The alternative is to just do nothing and to starve and to kill each other and >> Interesting that humanity immediately pivots to interstellar suicide missions

[15:43] instead of expanding the successful astrophage killing experiment. Also, I'm no science wizard, but maybe the magical space fuel line deserved at least one meeting. >> I wish you were still here. I wish I

[15:56] >> Skip. As we hang out in the holodeck, I'm reminded that the reason you need fuel to get anywhere is because everything is so damn massy. Okay, maybe losing the IMAX compartment wouldn't have given them enough fuel to get home,

[16:08] wrong. >> Pilot detected. >> For some reason, he keeps reacting to pilot detected like the ship just >> PILOT DETECTED. PILOT

[16:22] journey is adapted into a book that needs to be adapted into a PG-13 movie. >> Let me try this guy. Operational. >> It's weird that the movie included a girlfriend agreed to use my Petrova-scope.

[16:35] >> Mary clearly has a great sense of dramatic timing considering the ship should have been detected by the space radar long before Grace accidentally >> Pilot detected. >> Please engage restraint.

[16:48] >> Okay, but you didn't need a restraint the last time you did the pilot detected villain of the movie. Grace starts pressing buttons at random and somehow doesn't accidentally vent the warp core, turn Mary into a bowl of petunias, or

[17:02] library that some version of Matthew McConaughey is still crying in. >> Nothing will be done about this erratic maneuvering other than acknowledge its existence. Grace sighs in relief as if for a second he truly believed he would

[17:15] be able to outrun the ship that is 10 times his size and clearly MORE Helios. >> Why not? proves the long-term effects of science fiction conditioning need be studied

[17:28] interstellar travel, lest we die in a very dumb way. Also, this confirms that Trek reference, but actively chose not to scream, "This is Ceti Alpha V!" when

[17:40] he arrived. Grace has no idea what this projectile from the other ship is, but think it's a bomb. So, why the [ __ ] didn't he try to zoom the ship away? would be the perfect time for some of those erratic maneuvers.

[17:54] >> They think I'm dumb. >> Watch that self-talk, Grace. It's just as likely that they feel dumb for firing the first one at you too fast and was they were throwing. Scene will have Hazard lead suit up for all the

[18:07] sometime. No matter the time crunch, there's no way I'm punching and hitting a helmet that's standing between me and a total recalling. Like Grace, I have confident I would not approach my first attempt by emulating Bambi on ice. You

[18:20] once said, "If you can't science the [ __ ] out of something with a people's elbow, then it's probably not worth sciencing the [ __ ] out of it at all." broken. >> Ryland's strong scientific instinct to

[18:32] validate the broken equipment hypothesis by actively breaking the equipment >> Most of this equipment won't work in zero gravity. >> And we have a team to develop and build zero gravity versions of this equipment.

[18:44] have months. >> This massive bottleneck is about to be breakthrough, instead of the thousands of engineering hours it probably >> We make gravity. >> Also, Grace's memories will continue to

[18:57] reveal themselves to him exactly when he needs his pre-coma knowledge the most and not as seen before. >> Up is down, left is right, xenon's a solid, aliens are real. >> Of all the Ghostbusters to emulate, I'd

[19:09] advise Egon over Venkman. >> Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living >> I'm wrong about everything and everything's wrong. >> Lefty tighty, righty loosey. >> THIS WORKS.

[19:22] >> OH, NO! >> HE SURVIVES THIS WORKING. This is a 3D galaxy, so putting aside how many different regions Grace had to compare the star charts we have from Earth's POV?

[19:35] >> But much like you, not far enough away for the location of Tau Ceti to be an issue. Listen, space is [ __ ] big, and the fact that two different species likely as one of them not being an astronaut. Communicating with an alien

[19:49] using a label that wouldn't make sense to 80% of the people on Earth. Grace uses this system of ropes to get around the ship in zero-g, and that is somehow were able to engineer. Now he doesn't realize unsafe docking behavior is a

[20:02] great way to get a space TD. This first contact is giving aggressive colonoscopy POV. Also, this alien deciding to build a bridge to an unknown ship whose occupant could be violent, poisonous, or just philosophically at odds with them.

[20:14] If I was my species' last hope, I'd be staying way the [ __ ] away. Same goes for can't even find a way to stop being violent, poisonous, or philosophically at odds with itself. >> You want me to go back in my ship?

[20:27] tunnel accessible at all if he wasn't ready for Grace to be in it yet. >> It is not advised to modify the central fecal settings of [music] the ship. clue what any of the buttons do. The movie's confidence that none of these

[20:39] wires were connected to anything important feels ambitious. Ryland using every flashlight at once to light this scene is just a waste of batteries. >> I made you a ship. >> After all the high-quality sculptures

[20:51] Rocky's been giving you, bringing him this ramen star destroyer feels deeply different planets that most certainly do not have time for this. >> Can't seem to see a face. >> Assuming the alien even has one is

[21:03] pretty damn fascist. What? Sorry, fascist. Easy mistake in these times. >> I'm not sure why the alien assumes that the helmet is even removable instead of new form of life they just met. >> Two rings of eight. O2.

[21:18] >> So, Rocky communicates that oxygen exists and Grace hears this room is full full of testing equipment quietly watches this happen. Also, he seems to be forgetting that this is playing fast and loose with every life on Earth for

[21:31] breathing the same air he's breathing in the suit. Worst case scenario, he gets have to learn how to communicate. >> Movie will now speedrun the entire plot language. >> Okay, but a tape measure isn't math.

[21:46] There are still symbols on there that won't be understood, especially if it's >> We both have time, right? These are the hands. >> Teaching the alien that Earth erroneously has a 12-hour day or is

[22:00] populated by people too lazy to count to 24. The biggest lie this movie tells is would be this easy to unfuck. >> I'm going to call you Rocky. You know, Oh. >> Clearly a missed opportunity for Rocky

[22:13] >> [laughter] >> Is that good? Zoidberg School of Expressing Your Excitement of Things. >> Your version of this is our thumbs up.

[22:25] >> Better hope Rocky never visits parts of mainland Europe where it can just mean [ __ ] you. >> It's a clock. basically nothing about the species. >> I thought I might

[22:38] >> Seems bold of NASA to send up this very specific audio editing equipment. I was that the crew of Hail Mary would find the time to start podcasting with the nearest alien. Also, it seems like there's a visual component to at least

[22:50] how is the program going to be consistent when it's missing the crucial >> What's your word for my name? Go ahead. >> Somehow Rocky is able to communicate what the Iridian word for Grace means despite not knowing what the English

[23:03] >> Check this out. >> Duct taping all your devices together infrastructure for science fiction reasons. >> He's a mechanic, I think. >> Assuming gender and vocation. Also,

[23:15] sucked if there were two useless science teachers up here. >> He uses a metal form of xenon. >> While room temperature xenon is not a thing we can currently make, it does exist and has been created in a lab.

[23:27] mission. >> At least it's not growing in me, you >> My college girlfriend's reaction to a pregnancy test somehow made it into the script. Since we never hear the laptop make Rocky's noises, I don't understand

[23:40] how he is innately understanding what Grace is saying. >> Grace assuming that this noise meant died instead of missing, eaten, or murdered while they slept because we just met and surprise, I'm a serial

[23:54] >> There were three of us and two died on the way here. I wish I knew why. they cannot explain it there, either. I can't imagine a universe where the helpfulness of this model justifies the time it took to make.

[24:06] >> Missing the opportunity for Rocky to be voiced by what sounds like a yolked Yoda. >> I have no idea what I'm doing in space. assume that he was recruited to do the initial astrophage research and was then

[24:19] not a big leap based on what he's remembered so far and the fact that he's currently, checks notes, in space. >> Rocky watch crew many days. Crew not empathy for anything as long as you give it a quirky voice and kill its friends.

[24:34] >> He is currently the world's leading authority in astrophage biology. little to prove it. I would go so far as to say it's done more to make it not >> I want to do a lethal injection with a little bit of heroin.

[24:47] Tuesday morning. >> I don't have the bravery gene that you >> It's not a gene. >> So, turns out courage won't even be remove consent from the equation. >> You're in a ball.

[25:00] >> Do the Iridians just not have space suits? I mean, sure, this is objectively funnier, but how do you have a space program that relies on giant hamster >> Rock excitement? >> Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. Why

[25:15] this movie is how standards of across species. >> Both working on our distinct individual >> Separately. >> Okay. Where is my bedroom?

[25:29] >> Oh my god. >> I don't know how this is functionally any different from Grace shoving food into one of his orifices. Also, I guess that they made it foreshadowing. >> But his species doesn't know about

[25:42] things like relativity and radiation. >> Movie casually drops the fact that this without understanding relativity and then immediately moves on like it just said Rocky doesn't know how Wi-Fi works. Also, trying to fix a star without

[25:55] understanding radiation feels a bit like becoming a surgeon before discovering blood. >> Use planet's gravity to move with line. >> I didn't think of that. >> think we should live in a world where I

[26:08] think about orbital mechanics more than Grace does. And I don't think about them >> Arrive at Tau Ceti [music] E in 11 days, 3 hours, and 14 minutes. to need to go to Tau Ceti E at some point to check out the Petrova line. So,

[26:22] >> It's an 11 day >> trip. That's plenty of time to science out. >> He's so excited [music] about us both pretending for a little while.

[26:34] It's not like there's any chance the species capable of sending 23 of its people on this giant ass ship were better at creating the astrophage fuel ending. >> In three, Apollo trains him. And then

[26:48] seven, he trains Apollo's kids. >> Spoilers. Also, the war crime of calling Creed Rocky 7 fuels like we've taken whitewashing to its insane conclusion. >> Me, either. >> Why are they looking down here if the

[27:01] big ass words are up on the screen behind them? Karaoke might be the one you're [ __ ] it up, Grace. >> I like Earth. >> That makes one of us. >> Name is

[27:19] >> Skip. >> People are hooking up and they all know up. >> Believe in God. >> Citation needed. Apparently, Sign of the Times by Harry Styles was the late

[27:32] addition to the movie. Sadly, it wasn't quite late enough to miss the theatrical to prove that under their tough exterior, they are actually human and everyone is surprised cliché. >> Astroface sampler in position. Question?

[27:45] shown a flashback where we see Grace being taught how to use an astrophage sampler. So, this scene must be invalid. This is stunningly beautiful, but I middle of the stream must be giving Grace all kinds of new space cancers.

[27:59] >> What is Grace doing? Question? >> I'm having a moment. from his view a few minutes ago? Camera is now set to infrared, but his eyes space? >> Name is medium rough texture circle

[28:13] >> The need to specify the shape suggests that Rocky's people have seen planets that are not circular. >> There is some kind of microbial predator astrophage breeds. >> They'll come up with a crazy dangerous

[28:26] atmosphere of the planet, but if they've just found the microbes in the petroval them from there? Beats going on this insanely dangerous mission. >> Like fishing. >> What's that?

[28:40] >> Instead of just explaining his metaphor, Grace physically shows Rocky a video in freezing its collective sack off with every passing minute. >> More. No, no, no, left. Be left. More left. More left. It's perfect. No,

[28:53] just nitpicking every single thing a person does? >> How much Astro phase you need question? >> 2 million kilograms. >> causing me to sob in a public theater and then forcing me to write a sarcastic

[29:05] to mask my emotions about this poignantly pivotal moment. >> I go home 6 [music] years slower. >> Selfless deed aside, Rocky's a dick for he's giving up. >> Are you feeling it now?

[29:18] >> No. >> Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. entering the third act, so it literally blew up the story.

[29:31] >> Oh, humor. Confusing. >> Alien doesn't understand the concept of >> Words of encouragement. >> You can't just say words of >> Sins of judgment. >> Collector is close. Move winch into

[29:43] have the equipment to trigger the winch from inside the ship, the script made an action sequence. >> Altitude warning. >> At the start of this, Mary said >> Manual mode activated.

[29:57] autopilot back on for this part? All Mary has to do is maintain the altitude. capability to raise them out of there as soon as the collector is done? Expecting counterbalance seesaw maneuver was planned, worked, or could have possibly

[30:12] >> Now? Wait. Now? NOW? >> NOW. version of a terrible scene in Star Wars Starfighter that hasn't been filmed yet? It goes figuratively and literally sideways as the ship's hole is breached

[30:25] spin. Problem that can be solved by dumping the fuel, were it not for this purpose-built to [ __ ] you when you need it most. Also, the emergency fuel dump process being activated by a series of buttons that seem to be several meters

[30:39] buttons that seem to be several meters of inconvenience apart. If Chair Breaks Can Cost Pilot School of Engineering.

[30:52] to understand what Rocky is saying? He's the only character I care to listen to. tapping or pointing. Fortunately for Rocky, and Amazon to be honest, our

[31:04] atmosphere is only damaging enough to make Grace's rescue painful, but not instantly. This flashing light sequence goes on long enough to qualify as a personal grudge against epileptics. Oh, sure, Marion and Armando can automate

[31:17] about flying the ship out of orbit or ejecting fuel tanks. ejecting fuel tanks. >> A measuring mistake. Kill my entire science team was working in the same place to begin with, doesn't it? Wait,

[31:30] science officer died? Remember when Strat said the mission and their backups for redundancy. both the fudgers were in the same place at the same time? They should be

[31:42] what? You should probably have more than one replacement ready. >> I don't need an astronaut. >> Yeah, but also being an astronaut is kind of [ __ ] helpful, right? >> You have no immediate family. You don't

[31:54] >> Strat goes for the bold tactic of listing all the reasons Grace shouldn't care about the world as motivation for him to save it. Movie will spend all of some time trying to convince us that the best character in the movie has died

[32:06] when we all know for a fact that 2026 already has a pretty hefty bad karma debt to pay off. As I watch Grace find the astrophage killer, I can't stop discovered a guy who can solve extinction crises this efficiently and

[32:19] space forever. Just feels strategically >> Obviously I had to figure out how to breed a new strain of nitrogen-resistant mentioning this problem at all. >> Very own laptop.

[32:32] >> A machine that I am pretty sure will not be able to function in whatever lives in. >> With all human knowledge. fit all of Earth's knowledge into one laptop? I would like to know what they

[32:45] prioritized unless it comes with some insane Earth to Eridani infinite internet hotspot package. Second, why would NASA send Earth's back catalog up with them in the first place? Like the priority would be all the science-y they

[32:57] need, some Queen MP3s, and a copy of the Martian. Third, while you have knows how conquer-y the rest of his people belong. Furnishing an alien species with all human knowledge is a quick way for those ingenious igneous

[33:10] endangered list. >> I didn't get you anything. years of your life. Grace finally goes over to Rocky's ship only to find out it's made of Megalon and Francis Ford Coppola was right about futuristic

[33:23] have it in me. >> A while back the captain said, >> It's not a gene. You just need to find someone who'll be brave for. Grace doesn't go is because he has nobody to motivate him. And I don't buy

[33:36] billion people dying isn't motivation enough. Largely because a person that of being a middle school teacher. >> I am trying to make you understand what >> So, it turns out Grace didn't volunteer for this mission. He was kidnapped and

[33:50] just want you to remember that when the movie tries to let Eva off the hook by home movies and feeling good about her decision. Also, would the rest of the crew have also suffered from this drip feeding of memories? If so, I'm

[34:04] appears to be zero preparation for this. >> Trying to think if there's anything I >> Nah, you're at the end of the mission now, so the movie is done with all the >> Contaminant detected. [music] Contaminant detected.

[34:17] end doesn't mean the screenplay gets a pass for refusing to stop inventing new >> There's a leak. I was able to stop it before it ate all the astrophage on the enough fuel to ponder the moral conundrum of going back to Earth or

[34:31] >> I can go home or I can save Rocky. >> I don't know that this is actually the Rocky has extra fuel. So, even if he 12 extra years to get home, at least he's getting home instead of being dead.

[34:45] go to Eridani, fuel up the Hail Mary, and go home from there. I know that last literally what they end up offering. Also, movie came so close to giving us an actual reluctant hero who refuses to sacrifice themselves but screwed the

[34:58] landing by making him a self-sacrificing likeable lamb in the final minutes like the cow-towing cowards that they are. Rocky ship still has that giant hole in the side of it that the tunnel connected to. It's weird cuz I don't see a purpose

[35:10] to get Rocky's attention. Why did Grace feel like a wrench would be a better way to communicate the tell-meba emergency than the translating laptop? all of our findings and I threw in a

[35:22] >> Hopefully it isn't carrying some kind of alien virus that will wipe out the it. This planet exists. >> Please tell the bio-lumination team that >> This is way too many resources to spend on one Ryan Gosling, especially since I

[35:37] be nearly this accommodating if the situation were reversed. >> How and why is this guy teaching a species that by most measures is for [ __ ] sake? Seems like the only thing they didn't do is invent the

[35:51] atomic bomb. He should be the one auditing their classes.

[36:04] breakthrough. Fortunately, this movie is so awesome that a new strain of astrophage has latched onto our video and is currently consuming sins and [ __ ] out sin removals. Following areas appear to be THE MOST VULNERABLE.

[36:18] >> MONDAYS BE LIKE THAT. THIS SHIP. >> OKAY, so just put this back in another box. >> Carl. These ships. >> [laughter] >> THIS HILARIOUS HERE.

[36:33] >> Friendship. >> This beautiful shot of medium rough shot of Grace having a moment. >> Thumbs up, baby. >> I can give >> [ __ ] Rocky.

[36:45] >> You got to wake up. >> Friendship. >> [screaming] >> I love you more than my life.

[36:58] >> I love you more than my life. >> Hey, Adrian.