Scary Movie 6 Critique — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:12] logos. The sixth Scary Movie opens with a direct parody of Scream 6's opening makes less sense is that the film's structure primarily serves as a parody of Scream 5, which also kind of makes sense since this Scary Movie sans the

[00:26] number in the title like Scream 5 did, even though we're all going to refer to this as Scary Movie 6 just like we referred to 2022 Scream as [ __ ] Scream 5 because that's what it is. Also, to make matters more confusing, we

[00:39] of Scream 5 shortly after the parody of the opening of Scream 6, making it almost feel more like a parody of 2009's Friday the 13th remake, which had an entire opening 10 minutes or so following characters we would never see

[00:52] again except for one. And then, start what feels like an entirely different characters. Technically, if you include the death of Mrs. Voorhees at the beginning, 2009's Friday the 13th had three opening sequences. And seriously,

[01:04] just [ __ ] that movie. But also, also let's not forget that the original Scary the first Scream movie. But then, halfway through the film parodied the opening of Scream 2. So, maybe using both the openings of Scream 5 and 6 for

[01:16] parody purposes in the latest Scary Movie is a slight nod to that aspect of the first Scary Movie. And is also choosing to intelligently dismiss both 4 because they're not as strong and almost undermine the classic openings of

[01:29] this is a movie that has a character trying to light up a woman's vagina as was very little forethought to that kind of metatextual subtext. Or maybe I'm high, you decide. This text exchange feels less like horny foreplay and more

[01:44] with my Uber Eats driver, who somehow still can't find the Denny's despite the front of it. Even the emojis try. "Bro, look, I don't make this [ __ ] up." This feels like the movie thinks that vulgar phrasing alone will automatically pique

[01:59] see the peer-reviewed data? >> VIVA LA REVOLUCIóN! immediately pull me out of this scene and straight into a promo for one battle >> What do you think I'm doing here? I'm starring in the opening scene.

[02:13] >> Do you remember Carmen Electra from Scary Movie? Because Scary Movie clearly count as a victory over dementia, it still doesn't automatically qualify as audience if they didn't have to read more text.

[02:26] texting can cause a pacing problem, but this humorous lampshade somehow reframes that problem as me being lazy, and I resent that, no matter how true it is. brothers movie. >> Negging me in your sixth installment?

[02:40] Who are you, my college ex-girlfriend? >> But surprisingly, you know, them goofy >> Goofy would like the record to reflect that he did not ask to be part of this denied these allegations. >> Oh, so you're black.

[02:54] and Richie agreed to go out based on dating app profiles, how did he not >> Spit them pearls back out. >> Scary Movie 6 doesn't pearl necklace pearl necklace correctly. That is some food for thought. Or is it some pearl

[03:08] >> Hey, that's a great necklace, Liz. Did you have that a second ago? >> What's your favorite Scary Movie? >> Roll credits. Franchise complete. we can survive anything. >> Parody script introduces elite-level

[03:23] take that premise to its logical parody conclusion. A rose by any other name would just be Taco Bell and smell exactly as advertised. >> Except this fight scene will be edited at least 90% better than MCU fight

[03:37] >> Seriously, Lang? >> Weird to scold this guy for showing up late on a scooter when that feels like one of the goofiest things a man can do. >> Tamika Yvette Taylor, my abs got abs. >> Saying this as if it remotely explains a

[03:51] sharp knife not even breaking the skin. Also, are we really going with great dairy resilience you set up earlier? That's fine. If you like sins, movie a sin for showing us another weird Ghostface mask expression after denying

[04:05] us at least four they had created in the first Scary Movie, which I rightfully sin that movie for, but movie clearly doesn't know me very well, so here's 10 work. >> But you still didn't win that Oscar.

[04:17] >> Ghostface now participates in the discourse around Academy Award snubs. That's it. That's the whole sin. >> But I want that Golden Globe, [ __ ] >> Escalating this to the exact type of argument I try to avoid on film Twitter

[04:29] was a choice. Good God, now we're kind of also doing a parody of the Scream 4 opening by showing our actual first victim, or almost victim I should say, this case a parody within a parody. But we're using a discount Scream 5 Jenna

[04:42] I don't know if I should sin this scene Bell and Anna Paquin, or at the very least a discount Lucy Hale and Shenae you're making me remember the opening of Scream 4 for the second goddamn time in

[04:56] movie. >> If you've got a pearl necklace here, that means you're the one THAT GAVE HER THE PEARL NECKLACE last night. >> That's why I never watched horror movies. Just a bunch of celebrity cameos

[05:09] 6. >> Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is elevated comedy. >> I'm less interested in the phrase elevated comedy than I am in its application to Judd Apatow.

[05:22] >> The type that doesn't actually make anyone laugh, but makes white people >> This weirdly binary view of comedy acts like the only options are either idiocy ignoring the fact that Cinema Sins regularly sticks the landing on both.

[05:35] Ghostface. >> Oh, come on, L. Stuff like that only >> Normally, a character saying that only happens in movies while inside a movie is funny because of the obvious irony. But when you're parodying Scream, which

[05:48] parodying itself, you end up so many metal layers deep that a character using movie logic to ground themselves actually seem more realistic. At this life." >> I wasn't expecting you to answer the

[06:02] Ghostface was the one on the other side people of Woodville have been sitting around for the last 26 years thinking their doorbell rings, he's on the other side? And for the record, his modus

[06:15] operandi has more to do with phones and doorbells, so why is surprise? Tuesday. >> This sounds less like a threat and more like Ghostface discovering an unexpected spa appointment on his calendar. This

[06:27] reference that it teases enough comedic potential to make it even more annoying parking lot. >> Ritalin, Adderall, couple Xanax, and up now. >> Parody script introduces cartoonish

[06:40] to take that premise to its logical parody conclusion. Also, introducing refusing to fully exploit that premise feels like cowardice. stabbed by a killer. >> Currently, they're just a stabber. Let's

[06:54] they've earned it. >> Well, I'm a Ghostface killer, aka Pretty sister. >> God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface killer, >> I'm not convinced the actual Ghostface killer stabbing your sister isn't the

[07:08] >> Thinking about wearing this for Halloween. okay, why? >> I'm going with you. Not because I'm the to your hometown. I'm just a supportive boyfriend.

[07:21] bad job of hiding his suspicious motives. But modern horror has moved beyond the simple obvious boyfriend equals killer binary. A smarter parody of just replaying it. Because suspicious people can also be sincere,

[07:34] manipulative, weird, and emotionally supportive all at once. People, annoyingly, contain multitudes. >> I survived. Oh, thanks to my lucky >> Premature destination. I love Regina Hall and I will always be happy to see

[07:46] thinks I won't sin it for bringing her back without any explanation after killing her off in Scary Movie 3, and then retroactively sinning Scary Movie 4 any explanation, then Scary Movie 6 doesn't [ __ ] know me. And here's

[07:59] that she should have been dead after this in the first Scary Movie. >> Ah, come on. Turn off this ratchet ass music. It's embarrassing, especially for >> It's not embarrassing. I'm the cool mom everybody wish they had. I'm lit.

[08:13] somewhere in here about race, generational identity, and self-presentation that seems to be reduced to "Ew, mom. Cringe." >> You only made the team because you're black and those racist assumed you could

[08:25] issue. >> Oh, hey there. Sharp satirical tension people who complain about DEI would absolutely profile a black athlete as naturally talented. Too bad there's also enough ambiguity here to complicate that

[08:39] Brad earned his spot when race didn't factor into it at all. Only we'll never toward Brad's ignorance instead of exploring that much messier absurdity >> Do you read Black Twitter? >> Well, Day, it's 2026 and Twitter no

[08:53] longer exists, black or otherwise. >> Stop hoe shaming her, heifer. >> We are just casually calling our mothers heifers now and that passes for comedy? quite confused. >> Just because Daryl and them ran a train

[09:05] >> Correct. That would make her infrastructure. Possibly crumbling nonetheless. >> Hi, miss me? Love the hair. Very Octavia >> Hey, L. Love the reference. Very on the nose. Before I laugh at this joke, I'm

[09:20] Kanye West didn't actually write this. Current reality dictates that I cannot without verification. >> I'm not going to let anything happen to >> Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. >> Movie has now entered the area of public

[09:34] from an honest place, which I respect. There's a real sincerity here, which automatically make comedy or commentary land. The interesting version of this scene lives in the tension between parental love, acceptance, confusion,

[09:47] exactly why it could be funny and meaningful. Instead, the movie plays it that tension. It feels more polite than insightful. Let me put it this way, if to the swing. A strong hit may be uncomfortable, even scary, but it breaks

[10:02] accomplishes nothing. >> Treat me like one of the guys. >> Slap fight. >> As one of the guys, I'd like to formally rituals. >> We want to learn from the horror you

[10:16] to their drama somehow makes it into the script. >> Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot of money for a girl. There is nothing to about The House Bunny, >> I would rather talk about whether or not

[10:28] this is supposed to be Cindy Campbell or Anna Faris, because the movie whips back possibilities so much that it's giving me whiplash and anal herpes. Although the movie. >> I had been preparing for this for years.

[10:40] she's been in isolation preparing for the return of Ghostface for years. But was out fighting the ghost of Hugh Crane in Scary Movie 2, or the girl in the TV in Scary Movie 3, or the aliens and ghost kids in Scary Movie 4? She wasn't

[10:54] through all that. So what was it that made her think, "Oh [ __ ] I should just turn into 2018 Lauren Strode and booby-trap the [ __ ] out of my house in Can we watch that movie? >> You are a terrible mother.

[11:07] >> Like that Christmas I took you to meet Santa at the mall. Scary Movie entries, especially the first two, is that they did a really good job of using a solid plot structure parodied from another movie and then

[11:19] main story to include parodies of other movies along the way. Think about how Worlds storyline, or Samara and the aliens from Signs. But in this one it type parodies, where they just throw as much [ __ ] at the walls as they can and

[11:33] instance, where they're putting a Terrifier parody in front of us, but really parody about it. These aren't jokes, these are just things we're >> What the [ __ ] >> I'll leave the identification of this

[11:46] will tell you there's a balance between shock and humor that was not found. >> She does not. Even if we generously define millions as only 2 million guns and generously estimate each gun at 5 lb, that is 10 million lb of firearms,

[12:01] which means Cindy isn't describing a weapons cache so much as a 5,000 ton point, the guns are not in the house, the house is under the guns. >> Hey Jimbo, go deep. >> shot and the payoff shot disagree about

[12:13] is a parody, so maybe that's the point. Well, if it is, the joke went over my >> We need to arm up. Pepper spray, check. Haser, check. Butt plug, double check. >> The surprise of hearing butt plug is not

[12:26] wondering about its tactical usefulness. Most people will assess this as a melee range capabilities. >> I'm back. guess who's back back again Shorty's back tell a friend needle drop somehow

[12:40] passes on one of the lowest hanging outdated pop culture references >> Crazy that they let you teach here. >> Teach? No, dating Shorty's nephew. I get that we

[12:53] had someone else who made more sense asking the question, like Cindy. Also, we saw Shorty make it to college in Scary Movie 2. So what did he do to not only flunk out of college, but have to end up back at high school? Can we watch

[13:06] Shorty being a student never meaningfully factors into anything, the made this a charter school he founded. >> You're going to take the bus home? >> The school having an active runway only make Shorty being founder, dean, and

[13:20] plausible. >> Check my crypto. Oh [ __ ] I'm up $3 million. >> I genuinely cannot tell whether this parody or an accurate depiction of crypto. Help me. I'm old. Feels like

[13:34] here somewhere and I suspect he's furious. >> Come with us. Come on us. We need you to come like you never came before. I'm >> Coming too early and too often doubles as an accurate review of the movie's

[13:47] comedic pacing. Well, at least there's no way that two decades later they won't make a bunch of problematic gay jokes like where he's always accidentally [ __ ] >> Oh.

[14:00] >> I'm not gay no more. >> Not with that attitude. >> He very much does not. >> I NO LONGER STAND BUTT NAKED IN THE MIRROR WITH MY FIST TUCKED BETWEEN MY LEGS DANCING LIKE THE DUDE FROM SILENCE

[14:12] >> WE REALLY NEED TO stop pretending this particular activity is tied to sexuality many films someone has reviewed on Letterboxd. This bit loses credibility once his technique starts suggesting a surprising lack of practical experience.

[14:25] >> Never thought spitting on that thing would trigger cultural exhaustion, but >> Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer look alike? >> Looked like Ted Bundy to me. >> White people all look alike jokes. >> Oh, yum. Ice chips.

[14:38] >> The iceberg from Titanic walked so these hospital ice chips could run. I'M A DEI HIRE. >> THE discourse around diversity, equity, and inclusion has become so lost in the plot that strangely enough this now

[14:51] cop. >> Looked like there ain't nothing left but >> Excitement? >> First ratchet, CHECK OUT THE WIRE. >> Being distracted but not wrong is a health care outcome this movie is not

[15:05] who would manufacture hospital beds that would rise this high. >> I swear that wasn't a Nazi salute. >> We have reached a fascinating cultural longer the end of the conversation, somehow the beginning of a much dumber

[15:18] one. That's the movie's point and it's not wrong, but right now it's also MY EASIEST TARGET. >> [screaming] >> Break's over. >> This line and its impact on the scene

[15:31] Ghostface's authority within hospital management. >> I don't think Sarah asked for a Ghostface in blazing food tray, but I'm sure she appreciates the sentiment nerds ratchet. No mask, no glove, no love, no

[15:44] excitement, but also I can't figure out if pandemic jokes in 2026 are too late sin for both. >> Give me one good reason why I should >> I'm white. >> Problem with this joke is how much truth

[15:56] >> Candace Owens white. >> Sherwin-Williams is making some deeply to get stabbed. >> Just so we're clear, Doofy was only pretending to be mentally challenged in the first Scary Movie and was in fact

[16:09] the main Ghostface killer. So why is Doofy? Also, we have still never found actually mentally handicapped and god damn it I still want to know. >> These swabs have no pass through them and are mostly collecting air samples. I

[16:22] COVID test. >> When did the work week become the woke mean, widespread workplace unconsciousness feels like something the >> Rule number one of surviving a horror movie is never trust the love interest.

[16:38] fact that there are several different subgenres of horror films to which this even a major rule for all slasher film, but only for those where the killer's identity is a mystery. For instance, this rule wouldn't even be in the top

[16:51] Halloween film, but maybe with the one exception being Friday the 13th a new beginning. But unless you're dating a paramedic named Roy with a secret love disgruntled youth, you're probably okay. >> What am I going to do with all this

[17:04] >> Have you tried beating it? I mean, of course this guy has. Why is question of a killer whom we literally just saw living in a trailer on the outskirts of >> In terms of reintroducing this character, this should have been the

[17:18] moment. Oh, whatever that trailer scene was. Also, Doofy somehow got to Brenda's pulling in, even though he told them he wasn't helping when they left his abode. automobile while he was on a [ __ ] discount Hot Wheels bike. Also, also,

[17:32] enough for grown adults to drive. Not saying they shouldn't exist, I'm saying plot? >> Nice of the movie to start discussing during pre-production. >> I can't believe you thought I was dead.

[17:45] >> Between cancer from the weed smoke, your love of the McRib, and racist cops, I >> That's McRibist. But also, why didn't Cindy just say she thought he was dead they have in Brenda's house? >> He's intellectually disabled.

[17:59] >> Reboots are allowed to reinterpret characters, obviously, but this movie is from original Doofy. It wants the audience to recognize the boy's behavior sidestepping one of the most defining parts of the character. Maybe redundant

[18:12] to say this twice, but the disability was performative misdirection. At that character so much as strip-mining nostalgia. >> Mine is the crow's feet, and your hair is so dry. Oh, and your titties drop.

[18:26] fun of Anna Faris's cliche. >> What have you been up to? >> Oh, you know, neglecting my children so I can prepare to kill Ghostface should >> Once again, Cindy and Brenda choosing to completely overlook the fact that they

[18:39] took down Hugh Crane and his haunted house, aliens, Samara from The Ring, ghost children, and more aliens between the first Ghostface murders and now. >> Oh, I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be

[18:51] racist anyway. >> This is an aggressively simplified identity, but there's enough truth in there for the joke to stick the landing. this mostly to demonstrate how power works.

[19:04] your age, I was popping bottles with Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all >> The Sean Combs reference already lands because modern audiences know exactly what baggage comes with his many names. That joke works on implication alone,

[19:19] fourth wall and sliding right through it. >> Uncles who think their nieces and nephews want to know how freaky their beating a lubed horse. >> The gun ain't even loaded.

[19:32] in reality it's loaded and they accidentally fire off a shot cliche. I the foresight to have a whole already dug for the next random white teen she accidentally murdered, but I think I have met my sin removal quota, so I'll

[19:46] >> All right. Let's get back to the plot. >> Day not realizing there was never an >> I don't have a motive. >> You were the killer in the first movie. doesn't automatically give him a motive in this one. It's not how motives work.

[19:59] of him, but that's on you. >> I got pardoned uh mostly cuz of the >> Against all prior assumptions, this does seem alarmingly consistent with how pardons work now. >> He's making a re-bootacle.

[20:12] be a send-up of Mindy Meeks, who became the Randy of the later Scream movies, which is all fine and good. However, Day has not said a single thing prior to an expert on the tropes of horror films. But now I guess she is that because the

[20:25] movie needs her to be. Randy was, of course, Mindy's uncle as well. So, if this movie is following the same route that Scream 5 took, then Day should which means she should be annoying us with high-pitched laughter that's

[20:37] annoying as [ __ ] >> I think he attacked Tuesday to get you back here so he could get me back here. He wants to kill the OGs. >> This premise works as a joke about

[20:49] once the movie asks us to accept it as genuine plot logic. And yes, I'll acknowledge that much of the blame here belongs to the Scream franchise, but spiral, so my hands are tied. >> This, AND [ __ ] YOU, MOTHER.

[21:04] quota, but I have to remove at least one sin for Olivia Rose Keegan absolutely nailing the Anna Faris-ness playing the daughter of Cindy Campbell. comfortable.

[21:17] they have left the house and shut the door. I was beginning to worry this of the dick Polaroid. >> Hello, Sheriff. the idea that Greg, the [ __ ] douche from the first Scary Movie, would ever

[21:31] sinning the fact that in today's world it is way too plausible that an [ __ ] >> What's your favorite Scary Movie? >> I'm going to go with Saltburn. I mean, terrifying. >> Since Greg did die in the first Scary

[21:45] Movie, I have to say resurrection feels wasted on a character whose sole purpose Jesus, the reverse would be true. >> Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was a anatomy. >> Even surprisingly well-researched

[21:59] >> This movie's commitment to Greg's penis as recurring lore is genuinely >> Dad's out, but the pool guy, the gardener, and the plumber are all here, >> Then how did any of them not hear or see Ghostface removing the Sheriff's penis?

[22:13] American workforce. >> I can't figure out if ice jokes in 2026 be safe and sin for both. >> You are about to identify as dead.

[22:25] weaponizing the phrase "identify as" and hoping that counts as satire. Ah, sudden this. >> I don't give [ __ ] anymore, okay? Not >> This callback speeds past what Gale perceived as Dewey's mental capacity in

[22:39] thought she held most of the power in that original interaction and intended >> Ah, but that's stride. >> Hello, shorty. to get out.

[22:53] >> Scene with someone asking about someone else's mother does not contain a Mark >> Let's start with something light, like do you lick ass? Yes or no? The answer >> Trying to evolve past seeing my college ex-girlfriend in movie characters, but

[23:07] this is making it difficult. >> No, you're in a K-pop hole. I really need everyone to appreciate how absurd that sentence is. The hospital sign says, "Treating Ghostface victims since 2000." Since it took 26 years for

[23:21] odd slogan to hang on to. >> Bobby? bringing back almost everyone from the first movie, including characters who Elizabeth. >> She's going to die.

[23:34] Then where the [ __ ] was she in Scary Movie 2 through 4? Also, Cindy had a [ __ ] son in parts 3 and 4. Where did that [ __ ] go? How did they make this Halloween franchise? If you could convince me that that was on purpose, I

[23:47] not, so [ __ ] off. >> You know [screaming] what? survives this. >> Stop smiling. its way into the script. >> Scary Movie 6 will now do a parody of

[24:01] the full movie Michael would not have come out yet when this movie was more along the lines of something like Epic Movie or Disaster Movie than the first two Scary Movies, which in turn are making the original first two Scary

[24:15] Movies feel more like the genius of parodies like Airplane and Top Secret, assistance of David Zucker, who actually took over the Scary Movie franchise understand the Wayans brothers' irritation of having the franchise taken

[24:28] have made this one a little more in the vein of a Zucker, and a little less in >> Citation needed. >> I got a llama. Michael also had a llama. >> Coming June 10th, only on Tubi. >> I'mma bootleg that [ __ ]

[24:42] >> Choosing to bootleg something that is available for free on Tubi. >> This reaction feels wildly disproportionate to what was at best a minor change in illumination. Despite being in a wheelchair, she hits

[24:54] him in his top head, and not his bottom head. The bottom head is the tip of his movie. >> I am thinking about dressing up as O.J. >> But those fit. >> Tuesday would be excellent at O.J.

[25:08] >> Stupid liar. >> The movie demonstrates how much more failing to provide the audience with any >> Doofy. >> Well done, Doofy. >> Seriously, dude. Stop trying to win an

[25:22] happen. >> Kathy Bates, Jodie Foster, and Amy Demi Moore, Ellen Burstyn, and [ __ ] Spacek have not. Also, this being a parody of horror rather than straight horror makes the line lazy. Weird time

[25:35] for the movie to stop breaking the fourth wall with any precision. >> That will never get old, Sue me. >> Smell my finger. >> This works. Not to say that it shouldn't have worked. More like saying it

[25:47] It's another Halloween-a-thon. >> Giving YouTube channels any kind of I mean, can you imagine someone actually making a living off making silly jokes on [ __ ] YouTube? >> My sponsor, Angry Orchard hard cider.

[26:01] >> Director said, "Give him an apple-based beverage. This way the audience will has time FOR THIS? >> KUZAK. WANT TO GO TO GAY. >> I RESENT HOW MUCH LESS EROTIC THIS IS

[26:14] THAN THE TITLE SUGGESTED. Random unfunny long legs parody is random and unfunny. racial profiling has remained too unresolved for far too long. There simply isn't meaningful distance for this to function as satire instead of

[26:27] >> So, that's our suspect. >> Goes by the name Shorthand. Was the handyman at a house reputed to be haunted in 2001. of Damon Wayans Jr. and Heidi Gardner and chooses to waste them in this scene.

[26:40] Also, movie takes the time to tie Shorthand back into an earlier entry in to explain the appearance of characters who either died or were the actual >> This is the stuff.

[26:53] >> Movie does a parody of The Stuff by way of a parody of Larry Cohen's 1985 crazy appreciate, but Movie chooses not to include a Michael Moriarty cameo, and that the Epstein files have been inside Sherri O'Terry the entire time. Movie

[27:08] should be celebrated, and I do not abide. >> No, I think the problem lies more with it being the right movie. it being the right movie. >> I tried to run, too, but it followed.

[27:20] flashback to that movie, but it's too obscure. >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE, SWEETIE, it's >> Let's not do any more callbacks, especially ones that should be marked as

[27:32] >> Candyman. >> Now, we're just forcing horror movies they've been doing it the entire time. >> Oh, I got weed gummies. >> most places have stores where you buy these now, and they have only spent

[27:45] >> Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain. >> He had sleeves. Your cosplay does not >> Hey, Brenda. Huh? Have you seen my big old bag of candy? about the hook he took to the hand. As I watch this very unfunny weapons parody,

[27:59] I feel like they should have just stuck with the hot dog and carrot reference believe there's a subway train to Woodsville, and based on the believe you, Movie. Also, not including Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, A Court

[28:12] of Thorns and Roses, and The Throne of Glass series in your bookside like banned list. Including the mask from Heart Eyes in your killers row of horror Eyes, but that [ __ ] hasn't put in as much time as these others, and

[28:24] maybe that's true with Megan as well, but she's got the dance moves at least. costume dance similarly to how Megan did in the Megan movie, but it doesn't actually add anything new to it. They just make the dances a little different,

[28:37] and I guess we're supposed to laugh. We did not. Even if I can buy that a tall Ghostface could perform that dance bending down in the Megan costume, I I a kept the black cloak buried underneath it. And yes, this is a parody and it's

[28:50] and B, it's not funny. >> I've had enough of her [ __ ] There's >> Well done, Dig. And now all these Express day just like all the theater-goers did to Brenda in the

[29:03] mother, I guess. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to feel at this point. laughter, really. >> I blame the manosphere. round? >> You trying to buy him It's like rolling

[29:16] >> All you got to do, nephew, >> is hit that [ __ ] isn't he? Putting on the lobster bib but not removing the letterman jacket. >> He lights her vagina on fire. >> We're here to drink, play bad music, do

[29:29] >> Why just half-gay? >> [laughter] and Brenda definitely know Jack and Sarah and I'm assuming they are aware who Tuesday is since that's also Sydney's daughter. But, act here like

[29:42] will also find out that the three of them were trying to sneak into the setting for this plan. So, why do they want to sneak? And since they aren't they need to sneak? Did they just feel the need to do a sinner send-up? Did

[29:55] >> They gentrified the Jeffersons. >> Technically, that was already done with All in the Family, which The Jeffersons was actually a spin-off of. So, All in the Family technically pre-gentrified The Jeffersons, which seems even worse.

[30:08] have any lasting effects. >> Why are you yelling? AWAY. >> MOVIE DOESN'T DIRECTIONAL mic correctly. Halloween? >> I'm sorry. I thought I was supposed to

[30:21] >> Then Brad, I'm sorry, but you deserve to die. I don't make the rules. Oh wait, I do. Yeah, this punishment stands. >> Hello, Shorty. victim with a large number of PEOPLE BEHIND THEM.

[30:33] >> [laughter] >> I'm not even sex-positive. >> Who are you, John Wick? I would have >> Someone did see that friend of Cinema Sin saw that and thanks for [ __ ]

[30:47] >> Attention all killers. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO SHOW YOURSELVES. >> And yet, Cindy began firing after 2 seconds. I'm not sure if Cindy is a liar, bad at math, or can't tell time. I don't enjoy any of those options.

[31:00] >> Oh, that stunt girl is good. >> We got more fourth wall breaks, y'all. [ __ ] face. Cindy Campbell isn't fighting me with dildos in this scene. I would like to point out that one of these Ghostfaces is Shaquille O'Neal,

[31:13] but she still has to obey the laws of physics and gravity. mother. >> I realize this is a parody of a of A SENTIMENTAL SKIP.

[31:25] >> WELL, CONSIDERING Jack has zero idea who these two random people in Ghostface thought they were following his plan. >> Kevin Hart said no? That little [ __ ] says yes to everything. >> Scary Movie 6 didn't think it had hit us

[31:38] dated 4 years ago, so it chose to give us a Kevin Hart says yes to every measure. Yay. >> But I never got over Khazan. >> But you got over Steel? >> Cindy, you know how many Wayanses there

[31:51] >> So, they're now Shawn and Marlon Wayans, but she's not Anna Faris, she's Cindy, her as if she were the actress Anna Faris choosing to do Scary Movie sequels more annoying, but none of it is funny. But also, to be fair, this is a pretty

[32:06] honestly, way better motive than the one in Scream 7. I'm not removing a sin for [ __ ] but I'm impressed all the same. This just ain't how fireworks or how clothes burn. Nice butts all around though.

[32:26] >> Your source is a communist.