Evil Dead Burn: Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:13] not a ghost. This is a skeleton. Nitpicky? Yes, but inconsistent and know. Coming to an Evil Dead movie for vibes and being served discount insidious instead. Who would even do

[00:26] that and insist on doing it three times since 2013? Exactly. Movie says, "You're welcome to anyone over 45 who just received a muchneeded >> This is Dr. Benjamin Price." >> Narration. Also, this price not being

[00:40] grizzly ghouls from every tomb in the funk of 40,000 years. >> creating a new professor who made the mistake of opening the Necronomicon having this character be Professor Noi, it was introduced in Evil Dead 2.

[00:54] [ __ ] you to Necronomic continuity. >> The fable of Necronomicon. The book of the dead is not just a myth. get it. Evil book, evil monsters. Starting with yet another recorded

[01:07] honestly just bad necronomy. I'm guessing Benjamin chose to make a verbal and realizing, "Holy, this incredibly important research is [ __ ] it. >> A billion sin rebate is up for grabs if

[01:21] the circle of wise men ends up being the Ghostbusters. an item of great power capable of sending them back to hell. Should they return, I've hidden it. >> But why hide the one weapon that can stop the demons? Shouldn't he pass it

[01:33] let someone know that you finally found a non-chainsawbased weapon that works? I find out, but it's equally useless if no one ever finds it. >> I've hidden it. Find Rune and hex. >> A rune and hex that we will never see

[01:47] and will never be mentioned of again like an unwanted and inconvenient third child. What are you, Army of Darkness? It must remain that way for if unsealed, >> How the [ __ ] does he know that? This weapon was found after the initial

[01:59] doesn't have any firsthand knowledge of what the happens when it's uncovered. Where's your bibliography, professor? Cite your references. Also, why would first place? How would one accidentally make it a demon killing dagger and also

[02:13] a homing beacon for said demons? >> They will smell it call in the earth. >> Oh, well, why didn't you say so? Ah, sudden Oculus. The director gave this [ __ ] and we shouldn't care about him being the first freebie death of the

[02:25] coincidence that he fishes out the scalp head of Jessica's sister from Evil Dead Rise or this is another prime example of a deadite over marinating its food for sure, but I don't know why he's

[02:38] with fishing line, not strangled. This feels like the perfect time to drop my Under the Evil Dead Sea remix, but I'm not sure you or my lawyers are ready for I got you, buddy.

[02:50] realize your buddy doesn't have legs anymore feels concerningly prejudiced. Jump cuts to vomiting. Any cuts to vomiting anywhere near my movie watching have a pull cord, but it isn't a

[03:02] here. You can let the boat start. Also, the movie is daring to do some faux Jaws score here. As if it deserves to pollute the waters of a genuine horror classic. I can't believe how many people watched this in a theater in 2026 and didn't

[03:15] immediately recognize this as Deadey Jessica from the beginning and end of 2023's Evil Dead Rise. I mean, she was in the movie for an entire 3 minutes and actress, but come on, horror nerds. [ __ ] casuals.

[03:29] seemingly woke up after Joseph unwrapped the weapon in his attic. But how does she really need these two warm-up kills before leaving the lake? The fact that water is all the proof I need that the dead ice should take all of one weekend

[03:43] to conquer the entire planet. Did they ever choose to stop with the [ __ ] dramatics long enough TO DO SO? >> AH, SUDDEN TEETH. ALSO, this confusing boner is brought to you at the intersection of vehicular manslaughter

[03:55] Necronomicon that should never be spoken aloud. >> Something for the birthday boy here. >> This frame seemingly exists just to show that Alice is a terrible photographer. >> Alice. Alice. Alice. Will survives this

[04:07] longer than he should. >> I wanted to get it so, you know, to >> No one close to Joseph addresses the fact that he might not be finishing any write them by [ __ ] hand. >> Well, you know, we French girls like to

[04:20] give headsups when we say hello. >> Way my college girlfriend proactively years before I wrote it. >> Promise me we'll never get married. >> Blaming marriage on the fact that Will has most likely been a personified red

[04:32] alter. >> Go to hell. foreshadowing that makes my passer by would be forgiven for mistaking me for a demon. home. >> I'm not saying Will's eventual death is

[04:45] 100% on them. But the deadite in Jessica is extremely lucky their attempt to stop don't go. Apparently the longer a deadite possesses a body, the stronger Jessica here can fly and boil an entire lake. So why does she let Will kill her

[04:59] must have been a way to get Will to stop, possess him, and then go to the possessed duo. But no, apparently she has to use his body and the trail of familial trauma it creates as a [ __ ] demonic uber instead.

[05:13] >> Now lead us to your family. >> The ability to sniff out this magic knife has some pretty specific caveats. It will apparently only let her sniff out a person who is somewhat adjacent to the knife, but can be used to eventually

[05:25] tracking the knife, that's tracking its chain of custody. Also, what if Will the lake? Or are we saying that she walked for an undetermined amount of time knowing that Will would be here at this exact moment? How does the demon

[05:38] know that and not anything else about the night? >> Clu Marada.

[05:51] fire more? I thought all they could do with these words is summon more demons. What are the rules? Also, the fact that she can just recite the words from the supernatural [ __ ] without the book even being present is confusing to me. It

[06:05] established Evil Dead lore, but I don't like it. Knowing that you can't top the epic title reveal from your predecessor and then not even trying. His >> The fact that makeup tutorials mixed with movie exposition would be a [ __ ]

[06:18] lucrative corner of the YouTube market. Also, just so we're clear, this is the but this vacation home doesn't look very vacation-y. It's like they told the for something that could potentially host a party of dead ice at some point

[06:30] >> It's always disappointing when a Czechov's gun doesn't give me something to riff on and it's just a gun. >> They promised me they would stop at noon minute now. >> We're gathered here.

[06:43] the start of the funeral, you go there and tell them to knock it the off, funeral being interrupted by construction? Is it meant to be funny? we've briefly drifted into a Richard Curtis comedy. And a Richard Curtis led

[06:57] Evil Dead movie might be something I finally love. Actually, why are there know he was a dick, but he was a rich dick, and rich dick funerals pull in the Grandma Susan,

[07:10] of your other definitely not dead son. >> Alice, would you like to share something >> Spontaneous eulogies are something that happen if you die on an island after a plane crash. Eulogies at actual funerals are planned and organized and definitely

[07:24] >> I didn't prepare a speech. >> Okay. Um, wow. fully putting the burn in Evil Dead Burn. >> I would like to play a song that held a a special place in William's heart.

[07:38] over a minute of some French song while seven stages of grief in real time. These people are supposed to be rich, right? Will owned a club and Joseph has been gifted a holiday home. So, what the

[07:50] funeral? What year is this movie set? Is it even possible to be whatever age this headphone jack? >> I'd like to say goodbye to my son one >> You get lots of opportunities to say goodbye. This, oh, I'd better swing by

[08:04] so contrived that it feels like Edgar has already been possessed by some kind of demon of plot progression. long? What if, like a regular human, Edgar hadn't gone back here for one last

[08:18] goodbye? The box was seconds away from being 100% ash. Was the demon in there thinking, "Well, this is embarrassing. I made it all this way, but now my drama hell, locked in a box because I waited too long." A suspiciously Tarantino

[08:31] amount of time will be spent on Alice fixing the chafing on her foot. She agreed to the cremation or the burial. We could do it where she wanted harder for the demon to break out. And this location just happens to be close

[08:44] knife is kept. And this movie will never Will's mom on their team before even meeting her. Generic B-roll footage in from generic drone footage. >> Looks sore down now.

[08:57] unbelievably terrible place to have a family reunion. Also, this Evil Dead movie had me a little excited with that opening scene in the club/rest bit of change of venue from what these movies usually give us. Outside of Army

[09:11] rundown setting. be at a cabin in the woods or a neglected rundown apartment looking house for the remainder of the film. Alice just told us that she and mean they were living here. Why the [ __ ] would they have wedding pictures around

[09:24] >> I mean, some of the stuff it's fascinating, you know, >> It's really unfortunate that Joseph's grandfather just so happened to be recording this contradicting a mediatum portion of the Necronomicon.

[09:37] himself were here. >> Does that sound fascinating to you? family. >> Skip, you should get some rest. >> It's fine. I'm fine. It's the pills. >> You know, pills. No need to explain any

[09:49] pills need to be for so they can cause whatever side effects they need to money. >> I agree. This movie needs some levity. some humor. Just not sure going with the elderly lady suffering from Alzheimer's

[10:03] or dementia and being super racist to her grandson's girlfriend was the best you're in luck because it happens around 72 more times. You know the old saying, the quickest way to a man's immortal soul is through

[10:16] way to a man's immortal soul is through his respiratory system. bulb fight. Also, I guess we're in the [ __ ] with doors and lights portion of those guys on the boat had been in a creepy house, they would have had much

[10:29] insane way she has decided to carry these wine glasses. Alice will be Edgar feels like it should be important, but it is not. though she just walked in on what looked like Edgar trying to self harm, which is

[10:43] odd unless you're in a horror movie that needs Edgar to be free to [ __ ] up a few >> It's Naobi, Greek queen. She's Edgar's favorite. isn't an old TV. And that isn't a super old video recorder. So why does this

[10:56] look like it was either filmed in the late '7s or underwater? >> I swear to Ball, I will perpetrate 1,000 sins upon this movie if anything happens to that dog. Here's one as a goodwill deposit. If you manage the restaurant

[11:08] >> Actually, that's really more of the cook's area of expertise. If Alice just Susan, I >> I think Alice is right. This isn't the it? >> An impressive amount of this movie is

[11:21] instead of literal ones. >> Garrison, can I have the corkcrew, corkcrew, you should be worried enough to leave the table entirely and take you. >> He's down below. It is very hard to be

[11:36] afraid of anyone that is dribbling mashed potato after failing to necronomic nom nom. Nope. Also, did I know the dog was about to be forked because I've watched the movie multiple times and could therefore set it up with

[11:48] an easy thousand sins? Yes, absolutely. Does the movie deserve this setup? Yes, categorically. Also, also, it takes a movie once this hideous moment to breathe for impact amounts of time for someone to finally react and do

[12:00] should necessarily jump to demonic possession, but I think I'd at least ambulance before taking a ride with an unstable man who just stabbed a dog to Sometimes it's hard to put your finger on exactly where a horror movie shifts

[12:14] of endurance. Evil Dead Burn lets you put four fingers on exactly that moment. Also, we can blame the Necronomicon and deadites all we want, but I might also suggest not buying a car that has doors

[12:26] when you slam your fingers in them. Shoot me, Joe. >> Joseph seems to think there's a zero sum game here where he either has to shoot completely forgetting the nuance middle ground that is shooting him in the dick.

[12:39] has been stabbed repeatedly, almost choked to death and is currently missing and is still fighting. I'm out for the count after stubbing my toe.

[12:53] violence against him pretty hard to campaign against. Edgar inflicts a evidence in the next shot would suggest it's no biggie since she can heal faster than Wolverine. Slow motion running. Slow motion looking back. Slow motion

[13:06] car door opening to reveal demon dad. Excitement. make clumsiness the real hero of the story. I have zero clue whether Benjamin I do know everyone in his scrapbooking club would be super jealous of his

[13:22] >> October 1983 >> reference also of this entire book. This to read. >> December 1983. At last, I found it a weapon that can stop them all. >> This book has I don't know how many

[13:37] newspaper articles plastered everywhere. Still, somehow Alice turns to the exact prepared for what's coming the rest of >> I've hidden it, but now must leave again. And I must protect my wife and

[13:51] >> by stabbing the demons with the one weapon you know can kill them, right? your family think you're insane on the off chance someone reads your notebook attacked by said demons. Yeah, that's a toughy.

[14:06] >> Alice will flick through some random pages and find the demonic words from the page that had them all listed together. >> Alice says all but the final word, which I'm sure is supposed to raise all the

[14:18] matter? There's already a demon on the loose. Honestly, it's so [ __ ] dull summon another demon. Maybe we'd get lucky and resummon Alyssa Sutherland outside of the credits. Evil Dead Pet Cemetery. Also, the dog

[14:32] returning even though it wasn't bitten or spat on or had any real exposure to wonder how the these possessions actually work. We've seen so many of looked it up. It comes down to spitting, vomiting, stabbing, licking, tree

[14:46] essentially being in the proximity of bad vibes. It's just as vague as I clue why they haven't spread like a [ __ ] pandemic instead of worrying about magic cutlery. Loading your dishwasher as if you're in a goddamn

[14:59] Evil Dead sequel. >> What's wrong? >> This conversation is pointless and nauseating in equal measure. I know inhabitants voice, but that doesn't explain how one can talk with a full-on

[15:14] mouth. >> To your perfect family. As we watch deadeyed Thea parade around dramatically, remove the headrest from left trying to think of a collection of demons who we could more easily prove

[15:28] decides to start beating the [ __ ] out of Susan, even though she has no idea which Susan could be the only one who knows, and she'd be fully within her rights to instant. This franchise loves locking demons in rooms and then waiting for

[15:43] them to find a way to break out. Sure, everyone gets pissed when Ghost Faced Dead movie. Why the [ __ ] would a dead eye need a gun? They have the strength and speed of however many men they need, the strength and speed of, and they can

[15:55] need the right to bear arms, too. If you're wondering why Deadey Edgar would because apparently the more trauma a person is put through, the easier they feels oddly and conveniently like giving yourself a blank check to film scenes

[16:10] little sense? Well, you, my friend, would be excellent at cinema sense. I wooden door, but this is evil dead burn, mother, and I am nothing without my Trapping yourself inside the house that also has a demon in the basement. Also,

[16:24] barricades will be enough to stop the animated corpses that seek to do you harm. >> I'll be right back, Mom. >> Leaving the elderly lady with one leg, dementia, and confined to a wheelchair

[16:37] all alone while there areing demons nearby. Is there a single likable person >> She just punched through the door. Why does she need grandma's help at all? >> We will destroy. >> Burning down the house is a pretty solid

[16:50] And at worse, you can look through the Edgar doing this from the outside, too? And why does Alice abandon this plan someone who looks at you like this franchise looks at gaspowered rotary

[17:03] >> You thought I'd let you have all the men in this family to yourself. about? I can do a fair amount of heavy lifting when it comes to working out why feels hard to rationalize as anything other than showboating.

[17:16] >> The demon knows that Joseph knows where [ __ ] around with everyone else all the more confusing. At some point, exposes your own anger issues rather than any culinary technique. Joseph

[17:29] and doesn't appear to be affected much at all. Yes, this is very similar to three films, but Ash clearly felt the effects of all the abuse. Oh, and we >> GIVE US WHAT WE CAME FOR. >> MAY I BE SO bold as to suggest telling

[17:43] place? Then he holds up an electric bread knife because it's kind of like a the audience will cheer and laugh and cinema shall be saved. >> The movies. I was your first. >> I'll make sure I'm your last.

[17:58] >> What an oddly specific way to expose his incognito tabs. Joseph gets all kinds of dead-eyed blood and saliva on him, but he never turns. I think I may have said but once more with Ephesus. What are the [ __ ] rules?

[18:11] DENTURE. DENTATADA. DENTURE. DATA. Where's your back? the corner thinking I could brain her at any second. But it'll be so much cooler this leg removal means there wasn't a single protesting peep from Polly the

[18:26] from her. To be clear, he went through an entire kitchen of options and landed on, [ __ ] it, dishwasher door, which for the record was still attached to the Also, you really can't leave a mess like this at the bottom of the stairs. Do you

[18:39] necronomic ants. >> Circle of the wise man field. >> I mean, maybe. But also, you still haven't found the dagger, so I'd go with it's a draw at best. Alice flashes back to times when Will was verbally or

[18:51] physically abusive to her. No, Evil Dead Burn. You can't have your domestic abuse allegory and eat it too after I had to watch Joseph be impaled on the contraption or the lick polish grandma Pauliey's dentures.

[19:03] >> Alice. >> Stop hiding stuff and just help me. horror movie. >> What's the circle of the voicemail? >> They were looking for something. Maybe whatever that is, it can stop them.

[19:16] be looking for an energy source that gives them eternal life. They could be dimension. They could be looking for grandma's French onion soup recipe cuz business on this mortal plane. The only reason he thinks it's a thing that could

[19:30] to be what this movie is about. >> No monsters. You're lying. >> I get that grandma needs to be taken care of, but do they really feel safe enough at this point to lay her down in bed and justing hope for the best on the

[19:44] from? Because I don't think they do. >> Well, I missed you. that it's just the heavy lifting. Susan hasn't been possessed yet, so there's no reason for her to see this and think, "Yay, Momsy's back instead of ah Necronom.

[19:59] >> I miss you. I miss us." >> Why was Edgar just waiting outside until this window was open? He's not aing vampire. A adaptation of Withering Heights we've had this year. The fact that this

[20:12] obviously CG chain of blood spittle disappears as quickly from this scene as back that my father stole. >> Why is she down here talking to Joseph? meaning they have her knowledge, meaning they know whatever it is they're looking

[20:25] precisely know where the knife is. But she knows that all her father's junk is still up there. Just go to the [ __ ] attic. Also, why have they gone through just snuck around the house, had a nibble on each of them one at a time,

[20:38] needed. As an actual wise person once said, >> "Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge." Where is the Candarian >> And why are the light bulbs so pissed at it? Alice's head survives this.

[20:50] perish? >> To be fair, Alice has tried her this family from the start. >> Finally, something you can be proud of. >> Evil Dead really wanting to rub our faces in how much it misunderstands the

[21:03] the undead demon in the chest instead of the eyeballs. Evil Dead Burn out here category for oneshots you barely recognize are oneshots because they being oneshot. >> Where's the tiger? Where is it? Me.

[21:19] unconscious will get more answers out of him. But you do you, Edgar Barry. No be a chainsaw on this property, but chainsaws are pretty common, especially on an isolated piece of land like this. You know, it might be more suspicious if

[21:32] resembles a chainsaw, but obviously isn't one. like we wanted to use a noknowns or coincidental. Barry. Yes, Gary. Is there a chance you're overthinking this? Also, the only way I would have potentially let this bush

[21:45] trimmer fly is if it was the replacement for a recently detached limb. Alas, here equipment. Alice, this is a spectacularly bad time to be checking reflecting on the symbolism of a broken marriage. For this reason, exactly.

[21:59] >> Don't turn it back. I asked you a question. >> Putting way too much Freddy's dead. the final nightmare into my evil dead burn. meaning stabbing it into Alice's ear should also infect her and turn her into

[22:12] we'd be so grossed out by the fountain notice, which to be fair should have been a safe bet. This works. I applaud her empathy, but does Alice not know that Susan has been

[22:25] >> You knew Susan, >> you deserve everything that's happened I could compliment the movie for including a storyline about abuse, but the blame at the mother of the abuser's door instead of the abuser. Alice has no

[22:39] idea what brought Susan to a place of turning a blind eye to the [ __ ] up perhaps she herself has been through. Alice is angry, sure, but it feels like as if the Evil Dead franchise wasn't

[22:52] exploring Ash's daddy issues and toxic masculinity. to be going full dead eyite in this scene, making me ask again what exactly the time frame is from getting bitten, ruled on, or whatever the [ __ ] they have

[23:05] too much to ask for in my demon body hopping movie? IS IT? >> YOU ARE MY GOD. >> ROLL EVIL DEAD 2's credits. If any human took several razor blade swipes to the head, I'd be sinning how they didn't let

[23:18] go after the first. But we watched Thea remove a car headrest from her face Susan gives a [ __ ] about this spa treatment by comparison. I don't know anything other than face shots are going to work. The demons need the eyes and

[23:31] brain to make the body work. Take those out and it seems that you're pretty you find it. >> Then I'll cut you open with it like my >> If you're going to try to pull the I swear I'm normal and not evil now trick,

[23:44] seconds before going back to the deadite voice. Just a suggestion. grandfather. I feel like this movie knew that it couldn't recreate the lightning Ellie. But couldn't you have at least tried? Instead, we get the three most

[23:59] generically mediocre demons, a dog, and someone off camera saying, "That'll do, >> I told you it's not here." >> Turns out it is here. And maybe if you'd her while you let her stab you, you could have lived to undy another day.

[24:12] Also, the fact that Thea never came back from that dishwasher door pummeling knife to begin with. There's at least one other kitchen utility that works really trying to hide the dagger, then why did he carve its goddamn name in the

[24:25] Indiana Jones would have been if the right goblet had Jesus Christ, it's the holy grail carved on the side of it. You have to stab each deadite individually. stab one deadite and they all returned to Jumanji situation. Why would they get

[24:40] they know it's in the house, they should all just leave and start spreading there's too many of them for one knife to stab. There's not a single percentage believes these individuals are interacting with anything that could be

[24:53] mistaken for an actual roof. Oh, so Evil Dead burn is a Christmas movie. Got it. Sick burn. Except Edgar whistling. For all you know, as unlikely as it may seem, Edgar was perfectly

[25:06] an [ __ ] after the tragic death of his firstborn son. Overdramatic lighter toss is overdramatic. >> You still can't leave. Turns out Will's by the deadite. So what the [ __ ] has he been doing this entire time instead of

[25:19] helping his fellow demons? >> HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHT. >> The one thing Evil Dead movies always had going for them was all the practical just decided to throw that out the window and go with some grade Z T2 CGI

[25:33] [ __ ] Also, how exactly did Will even [ __ ] get here? Or did Edgar turn into Will? Or do I even care anymore? >> This is where I promised I'd always be with getting the knife? Why finish the job yourself when you can let slowly

[25:46] industry do it for you? Clearly, Deadite Will is a union man through and through. The movie thinks we need to see every single step Alice is taking to free her gorged ankle, and the movie is wrong. Oh, [ __ ] off. If Jedi Will can feel this

[26:01] around so calmly with ninth degree burns to 100% of his body and soul? Also, if there enough internal organs left to make this much blood? Sucks that after down the evidence. >> Who did this to you? My ex-husband.

[26:17] dead for quite some time now, I don't think this is going to help her case. >> Ma'am, what happened? Are you okay? >> Asking this question in all earnestness lower half of their body proves this movie was dying to be a comedy in its

[26:30] >> Mommy's back. >> I've said plenty of nice things about Evil Dead Rise in this video. In the last video, I even said this. Alyssa performance and creates an iconic horror movie villain that this movie can barely

[26:43] [ __ ] died and it made sense. And her spontaneously coming back is some She wasn't technically stabbed with the knife. That doesn't mean she can just reappear in the same body. Or at least it shouldn't. This just feels like the

[26:56] realworld circle of wise asses who make Evil Dead movies had no clue how great regret killing her too soon. You saw three at your Tobin Bell and now you pay three at your Tobin Bell and now you pay the price.

[27:17] >> Help me. I I'm still alive. Only I'm very badly burned.