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[00:01] the government. >> But you have a job that doesn't make the government? >> I lie. Sometimes like I'll take a lot of aderall and I'll like myself off and

[00:13] like I'll lose so much weight from doing that. And it's [ __ ] >> what? Wait, how often are you [ __ ] >> At least like twice a week. >> I don't give a >> Okay. So, why were you banned from Venmo

[00:25] then after having sex with this? I end up just refunding it saying it wasn't me. I just like go homeless maxing when I get blacked out drunk. It's kind of fun. It's called being a loser, dude. >> This is real money. You know what I

[00:37] >> I'm not sure I can say the n word, but you've been running out of >> Merry Christmas in July. I'm in a giving mood. Even for you naughty ones. Budget,

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[01:18] Quick and easy. Well done, Rico. Uh, thanks for coming in. you know, the internet lovehate relationship with the Rico Suave. Uh me personally, more of just a hate relationship with the Rico Suave. You

[01:32] >> didn't feel that last night. I'll be honest with you. There's no hate you that. Let's just say there was a little bit of back return there too with >> You're into boomers. >> Of course I am. They're the greatest

[01:45] >> I think they call the greatest generation the greatest generation. I think they call your mom the greatest generation. I might be your I might be >> Is that how it works? >> Yeah, how that works. I'm I'm your dad.

[01:58] >> okay, >> I'm going to punish you. You've been Okay. >> doesn't know who you are, little bro.

[02:10] >> Okay. Okay. Let give it a second. Okay. Quiet. It's time out. Time out. Time >> I'm giving you time. Go. >> All right. So, you were so mean to Togei. He sat in this little seat while you ran.

[02:22] last episode of Rico Suave. >> Well, I got fired. So, uh they have a company card which you use for the the >> you know, if you want to get them like a little gift or something, but in my

[02:34] case, the gift was to me and it was uh chicken nuggets. give it back? >> Allegedly, the company card is still on my iPhone still. Allegedly. >> Off. If you're a piece of

[02:48] >> We know that you have paid women and still do for intercourse. >> No, we know that cuz you've told us that your weird rebuttal to it cuz you don't know what to say is that women pay you for sex. Meaning that you just said

[03:02] you're a pro. [laughter] I mean, if you think about it, I am a why, Caleb? Because I exchanged my time for money. Just like any prostitute. your bank account. >> Shut up. You're never getting my

[03:17] >> Shut up. You're never getting my contacts. I never want I never want to >> We'll talk about it. Don't worry. >> We will not We will not This will not be that. >> I do. I have control of my life.

[03:30] >> Whatever. Whatever. >> Okay. So, what did I do to your precious >> Scream like a like lunch lady like lesbian. Like, you spend $1 billion on guy healthcare. Ah, like >> I scream like a lunch lady to every

[03:46] guest ever, including you last year. >> What do you think happens? That's the night. I'm not going to lie. >> You got one bit, huh? Got one bit. I from Tesla. >> Look, well, I guess her standards are

[04:00] pretty low. Um, same thing with your >> Who gets fired from Tesla working on the pathetic. >> We got our challenges here, okay? But I tell you what, the challenges of working for you, I saw the wage sign of 725 an

[04:14] hour or whatever the hell that is. 725 an hour by the bathroom. No. >> Where the is that? Oh my god. >> Out there the thing you have to have hallway. The thing you legally have to have that says if you are being paid

[04:29] you're being paid under the federal minimum wage. Yes, you have to have that >> Get this guy. Okay, get this guy. Okay, this guy pays his employees 725 an hour and like it's like, "Hey, I want to go get a pizza. I want a a little

[04:44] schnitza." Okay, but then this guy over here gives you scrap metal for your can't go spend, you know, 15 bucks at Taco Bell. I'm I'm sorry, but is this not 2026? I mean, Jesus. I mean, I thought gentrification came to Austin.

[04:58] Let's get some Let's get some on the upper echelon here. Okay, man. What are you doing? I guess that cookbook ain't doing doing too well. But I'll tell you free. >> The cookbook is free. Makes sense,

[05:13] >> Jobs don't matter. Okay. >> Okay. Well, they actually do in order to >> Okay. Do you see this cup here? Your little sponsor. In fact, I actually met the guy at the bar that is affiliated with this company. You see what this is?

[05:26] >> Some people look at this as like it holds liquid, right? And that's the company over here, what they call hammer the ground with this little analogy. They want to leave, man. They only want

[05:39] inside [music] of container. It only wants to go home, right? And I want to >> Where's home? >> Um, uh, Austin. analogy makes no sense. Where are you trying to get to? Rec.

[05:53] >> I I guess I did not get realize I was on the the the grammar nasty show. Okay. making an analogy for your life and then you concluded with you're trying to get >> I thought Are you like a music composition major or some [ __ ]

[06:07] >> Yes, I'm a major at 30 when I haven't been in college in 18 31, sorry. When I that's my major. >> Okay. Were you like bullied as a kid? >> I was unfortunately >> Unfortunately,

[06:22] >> believe it or not, from this show, more so the bully. >> that makes sense. You know, >> I changed my ways. Now it's just bully >> You know what's funny? I think we've all seen the story before, people of the

[06:35] audit uh financial audit world. Anytime there's a big bully, there's a little know, and so you just got to poke the bear a little bit. bully inside my big bully ass. >> Yeah. Yeah. You you dress behind those

[06:48] >> Yeah. Yeah. You you dress behind those whatever what those 5'4 club clothes. >> What is that? I don't know. >> Clothing brand. It's fine. something. Are you You're >> Moroccans are attractive.

[07:01] Native American, right? >> Yeah. 25%ish. >> So, how do you make your money, buddy? Cuz that's what I need to know going into financial audit. I appreciate you trying to be the host. Um,

[07:13] interviewing >> Buddy, I need to know how you pay your going on. Listen, you had a leasing consultant job just last week. >> Yeah. So, cuz we don't allow people to come on who don't have a job. Now, you

[07:26] is a follow-up. So, I want to see where you are. But less than that, you had a job when you when we were talking to you about coming on the show and you lost it last week. It's the middle of this week. What the happened, Rico Suave. Did you

[07:41] you did last time? >> Okay, I'm trying to bumax right now here. Okay, Mr. Mr. Hammer. Whatever your middle What's your middle name? >> Joshua Hammer. Well, guess what? I don't know if there's a a book on Joshua in

[07:54] the Bible, but if it's anything like Noah's Arc, it's about a you know, this one, baby, because I'm going to you're going to need something to save Okay. I'm taking federal >> for a half a week.

[08:07] >> It was last week you had this job, buddy. >> Did you just leave then? >> I never got fired from it. >> I don't think I did. I was I was >> So, right now you're on payroll. You're

[08:20] soon. >> Maybe. That's it. That's the thing. paycheck. What are you getting from this job currently? >> 1 $1,400 bucks every two weeks. >> There you go. Not okay. Well, you know,

[08:32] >> For me, it's not bad for me. >> That's what I'm saying. >> What do you make? >> Call $3,000 a month. A lot more than in here with his little Moroccan get dude. The rest of the employees here

[08:45] like begging for lunch, you know? I see. I saw a lunchment. I saw I saw uh Mr. the trash >> looking for scare spare scraps of pizza.

[08:58] That's because he's fat of our show fat and fatter. So yes, fat and fatter. What are we talking about here? Jesus. >> Good one, >> man. I can see why I would never. >> So, what's the last time you showed up

[09:10] >> I never was offered because they discriminate. That's the only problem here. They discriminate against not legally. [laughter] >> All right. Somebody Somebody Somebody Oh, man. You wish. You wish that you're

[09:25] guest has ever done that before. >> You Okay, let me ask you this. Like, this guy is a is a half glass empty type of person. You know, actually, I saw day. In fact, you probably saw this, too. Caleb Hammer's the type of guy to

[09:38] show up to a house party and bring his own six-pack and not share with the rest you kind of weird. I don't drink. >> You don't drink? >> Why don't you drink? >> Well, one, I don't like the taste.

[09:50] >> Yeah. >> Okay. You like the taste of of lying and being deceptive and being evil? >> I lied about evil about >> How How can you tell me you're not like an alcoholic with with like that voice

[10:04] >> With the voice you got. The little voice you got. >> That's an alcoholic voice. >> Spend $15 on breakfast, you evil an alcoholic voice. >> I was like all I I saw like a big sky.

[10:18] call me evil, what's evil? >> Your face. this. They're not the best. >> Lindsay Lindsay Lohan here. I love Lindsay Lohan. We We love her here. Okay, let me finish here. Okay. Okay.

[10:31] from the guy that looks like the Jack in the Box uh emblem or whatever. Okay. So, the first thing is here. She showed me your little Netflix portal. Your little Netflix portal. It's all his face. This guy's ego complex is bigger than

[10:47] >> Is he talking about Hammer Elite? >> Hammer Elite. Your little app. I mean, choose to be. >> Yeah. A nice little plug in there, >> That's where Fat and Fatter is. Yes. >> Fatter and Fatter show. F. It's a fan

[10:59] >> man. I was already thinking in my head before you said it. Um, anyways, so your >> Fat and Fatter. You should get on the Ompic. But anyways, here it is. the little app over here like has his entire face is like plastered over this entire

[11:15] They watch the show. You don't have to sell. maxing even though you're kind of making a job even though you will be fired from that job soon. What is bum maxing? >> Bum maxing is the art of like not really

[11:28] >> Well, that's not good cuz the show's about giving up. >> Have you read the book? The book art not giving a life? I don't think so. >> I mean, man, you say I'm giving up in

[11:41] How many calories have you burned besides put plugging in to charge that >> Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's the like 9:30. You think bumaxer is like waking up this early?

[11:54] maxer. >> I should be a bum maxer. I mean, god >> my Aura ring has my fitness activity at 81 as my overall score out of 100 because I'm relatively I I like being active after work. But here's the thing.

[12:07] I eat like [ __ ] That's my problem. You can't outwork >> Oh, now you can now. >> I will never touch you. You're hands. >> Okay. You You could touch these hands once I give you a little little punch in

[12:20] couple shiners right there. They're going to make a shine in part two after I'm done with you. That's what I'm going to say. Anyways, your little app sucks. >> No. Bum maxing. Stay on topic. I don't care. Yes. Hammerly. Great. Great.

[12:33] Great. It's awesome. Check it out. U buddy. Bum maxing. What are you doing? the government. It's been like >> No, no, no. But you have a job that money from the government? >> I lie.

[12:50] What are you getting, Rico? >> So, like the government I got fired from my last job. Unfortunately, >> I'm confused. Okay. What? Okay. Because job a few months ago, but you're currently at the job where you're making

[13:04] >> Basically. Yeah. >> Okay. What was the job you were fired >> I was a remote salesperson. >> Oh my goodness. That's what we talked >> I know. >> And you're fired? Why?

[13:16] >> Look, it it takes two to tango. Okay. In this economy, your little $15. You can't lunch, baby. Okay. >> It was a $28 lunch is what we complained >> Yeah, sure. Two to tango. But what does you having a lunch to do with sales?

[13:31] >> Sales. Uh me having a lunch and working with sales. I I'm I'm not sure what you're asking. >> Why did you get fired? [laughter] >> I made a couple inappropriate statements to HR. Um and uh

[13:44] >> Well, let's bring in Valyria. >> All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome off camera, but on the mic, uh our head of HR, Valyria. Um so, where we just months ago. I asked why he said he made a couple inappropriate comments to HR. I

[13:58] immediately paused to bring you in so that he can say what he said to HR while HR's in the room. What did you possibly say to your HR? >> Uh, honestly, I found her like kind of attractive. I'm not going to lie. So,

[14:11] like I like the first thing I kind of said to her was like, "Oh, you look kind of good today." And she's like, "Oh, thank you." And like I'm I'm a people know somebody, okay? Like you're wearing the Italian flag. Oh, you're Italian,

[14:24] >> He's also an alleged wait, so be aware. >> Alleged. Alleged. Let's let's let's use some How about you allegedly get some more time and a half for your employees? man. Anyways, speaking of double time, look at your waistline. God damn.

[14:39] Anyways, I was I was talking to her and I was like, "Yo, like I love your dress. started like giving me this like weird like shoulder shrug. I didn't know that. >> So, pause there. Pause there. Okay. He does that to you at the workplace. Well,

[14:53] even even even without him doing all of that and giving me more information, just as he was describing the story, his body language and like even some gestures here, I'm like, what is going on? What is going on?

[15:06] >> You got some psychoanalyst here. >> I'm already You're not even friendly with me like that, but I'm already feeling like, oh, okay, it's it's >> Okay. [laughter] Okay. Continue your story. What happened next?

[15:18] do you wear that dress often? And she's like, no. I'm like, "Man, I really like to see you that wear that more often." Right? And then I tried to give her a Right? And then I tried to give her a little twirl, A LITTLE

[15:33] then she wouldn't do it. And then I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry." Like, I go on Sixth Street every weekend. And I was like, "Yo, Chica, Bonita, Suavasita, come over here, mama." Right. And I'm >> Yeah. And that's not in the workplace.

[15:47] >> Okay. I know women respect, but sorry, Rico can't flirt a little bit. porn at work. >> I'm sorry. Jesus. Over the camera. Over home. >> Have you heard of harassment?

[16:01] currently. >> Allegedly. I love that word. termination? Harassment. >> Well, that and I mean, I wasn't making bummaxing. That's where this all started, by the way. So essentially, all

[16:16] I had to do was make like 80 dials and I would just like ring the phone and then I just hang up before like anything could like actually take place and then I would just log it as a call and then

[16:28] they found out about that. Not to mention the inappropriate gestures and >> Please tell us now. >> I was on the uh basically phone with my >> They like read your emails. >> No, no, you were what with co-orkers?

[16:43] >> On my phone with the co-workers, right? like like like facetiming on the laptop or whatever and like I'm just like talking mad [ __ ] I'm talking like conspiracies all this [ __ ] and like I'm an entertain I'm like the showboat man

[16:56] >> Yeah, that's what they when you're joking. That's >> And what else did you What did you joke >> I joked about I'm Alex Jones suck. I talked I joked about they make the frogs

[17:09] gay, right? And like I was >> How long did you last in this job? Wait, >> I think it lasted like seven, eight months, I think. >> Go yourself.

[17:22] the youngest guy in here. >> I'm 25. >> I'm 24. You see, they discriminate Z in here. Okay. >> Not how discrimination works.

[17:36] >> Yeah. Oh, I forgot. We got the expert on the here. We got the expert here. Did you not hear what this guy said to to uh uh Papacito over here? Yes. He was stretching this guy. He's working double time. My my main Mexican over here work

[17:49] stretching the light trying to get on this fatso over here. He was like, "Oh, I like to see you stretch more." What kind of sexual harassment are we working >> That is true. Put That is true. Put in the clip.

[18:01] >> Oh, I like seeing you stretch. [laughter] >> No. >> [ __ ] >> Okay. clip was put in. Mark you better spank his ass.

[18:13] >> Speaking of that micro clip, we're you you [laughter] could let the audience >> Wait, Brandon said that to me. >> No, it's when you were stretching see stretch, boy. >> This has never happened before.

[18:27] >> I when you were when you were turning, I was like, I like to see you stretch, >> Oh, that's what I missed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I couldn't hear him. So, even though he was right in front of me. Uh, let the audience know how you feel

[18:40] >> And there it is. [laughter] >> Okay. So, so apparently it's only it's handsome. Okay. I thought it was the other way around. I thought it was more

[18:54] >> I'm sorry, but I thought if you're ugly, you're going to be sent to the goddamn you're going to be sent to jail, right? So, if it's handsome, it's not a crime. >> Okay, what else did you do? Uh, I mean, I talked about conspiracies. I flirt

[19:09] with a bunch of girls. Um, I went on this like really weird, uh, drug rant with this random guy from Louisiana. I was trying to sell. And so, he talked >> Um, >> a client. He was talking to He was

[19:23] >> Wow. >> And what were you selling? months? >> Yo, I'm not going to lie. A lot of it was just mental exertion. Like just like the show where like they beat you down

[19:37] >> How did they keep you around for seven to eight months? cuz I'm good. Look. >> What were you selling, Rico? >> Uh advertising, basically. >> Okay, so no reason to talk about drugs,

[19:49] the first time. >> Have you ever done >> What? No, I was >> Oh, that was the client. Okay. I thought we were doing a social experiment. Jesus Christ.

[20:04] This he [laughter] he sexually harassed a Mexican. Okay. Jesus. That's That's incredible. >> Human resources. You're like the human get this figured out. Let's get this figured out. So

[20:19] have that authority. But >> you got this authority. What are you >> Oh my god. >> Would we have fired him if he worked here with these? >> Yes. On day one. I feel like this would

[20:31] have come out on day one. >> Diversity one conversation >> I think we all agreed yes he would be fired but I brought her in to confirm though we all agree that yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[20:44] >> Okay. Thank you Valeria. Thank you. W is Valeria. Thank you. Thank you. Thank >> Okay. So okay you are fired for valid reasons. Now what? >> Valid valeria. Okay. I see I see a little spiff over here. Continue. Okay.

[20:57] current job? I'm unemployed. >> No, no, no. You said you have a job bad. >> Yes. Leasing consultant. Sorry. I don't

[21:09] consultant? >> Basically, like they just like show a people and you do. Yeah. >> So, you're not going to have that job >> You don't know that. Well, no, cuz you're not showing up to the job. But

[21:22] we'll put that as your income for now. Rico. So, Bumax, you said you're getting money from the government. That is obviously concerning. What the is that? >> So, you just got to honestly the government like they're so slow at [ __ ]

[21:34] technically employed right now. >> Except for when it comes to you owning taxes to them. Yes, they are very slow. >> Don't remember that being recalled, but I do remember bumaxing as a credible source of tax evasion. So, if you look

[21:51] >> I don't You were looking over there. Just look at me, buddy. What are you getting from the government? Food stamps from a

[22:03] Why? Why? Possibly Poppy has to make some carneasada tacos once in a while. Okay. I don't know what you're eating. Why was going out to eat [clears throat] >> I have no idea. I just like to go out.

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[24:31] trying to hurt minorities and poor people. He's he is a minority. He is a poor person by his own choices and actions. Why the are we funding people what the when there's someone with even a slight amount of intelligence, like

[24:46] getting in food stamps? >> 300 bucks a month. >> I'm going to absolutely How? This country's We're almost at 250. >> It's better than your like psycho military veterans that go in like

[25:00] >> Oh, shut up. You're not the guy to talk about that. You are a scammer. >> If I'm a If I'm a military veteran, why are you doing like Trump gestures? one that trying to get all these like Fox News tidbits on like, "Oh, we're

[25:12] to get a Fox News >> invite or something [ __ ] >> Employing these people?" Yeah. Oh, this little Trump. Uh uh uh. No. Whatever. >> What are you saying? >> What are you saying? Anyways, I don't

[25:24] like to your body like a gay guy. >> Yo, you you wish I was gay. Anyways, this is this is my dress signal right here. This is the I You got three chances, Hammer. Okay. And I'm going to tell you what, you got one last. You got

[25:37] one until I'mma punch you. I'm going to >> I have a button now. And if I press it, he comes in here with a gun. Oh, nice. god damn. Nice job. >> Oh my goodness. You're impossible to

[25:51] have a conversation with food. >> Where's that little like powder or Your little like You threw that on a poor guy. >> Oh, you get a free thing of Gamer Subs. I'm not throwing at you.

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[26:15] get this and you make it home. It's 25 cents a serving. It's like making your getting into [ __ ] There you go. We go. You should call it. Please. I don't >> Dragon fruit punch. Oh Jesus. >> Yummy. Don't. Please don't open it now.

[26:27] >> Oh my god. Come on. What do we got here? >> How long have you been getting steroids? stamps, Ro? >> I've been getting it for like 3 months. >> Oh, okay. >> 3 months. But you got fired 2 months

[26:40] What were you making in the sales job? >> Like, you know, 13. I mean, I was making 2,000 bucks a month just on the salary. Yeah. What do we What do we >> Uh, well, I mean, >> I'm being told you're being you you you

[26:54] >> I do. Yeah, I do. >> Okay. >> YOU ALREADY HAVE FOOD. your spending. >> I saw I saw I saw the

[27:07] this conversation. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me I'm sorry. Okay. What did you see? >> Yeah, they were with me. They were with bread cuz this this >> No, it's impossible, bro.

[27:21] >> They get a $50 a month stipen. >> $50 a month stipen. >> $15 a day stipen. And you're over here bitching about a $28 lunch. Oh my god. is. So these >> You don't have to go out to eat for a

[27:35] meal. You guys are having to spend extra extra $8 to spend with $8 if you invest in the S&P 500 and you're 57 years old. figures a year. Sorry for the one that doesn't.

[27:49] up, Mark. I love you. >> You got this. >> Yeah. Come on. Just let him let him put his legs on your back. >> They're fine. Plus $50 a month stipen. So, obviously, shut the up. But you're

[28:01] homeless people are getting, well, we're giving you $300 a month in food sense, and everything that we have made, mathematically figured out, you can get three meals a day, meal prepped, snacks, drinks, and desserts.

[28:15] >> $300 a month. So, >> I think your mom is is going to count So, I go, you're impossible. God damn. Your mom is impossible, too. She showed >> Let's try I want to see if you're creative enough to come up with anything

[28:28] Okay. All right. Let's Let's see if for a second. That's all you've been able to say for 20 minutes. the hot meals that are meant for homeless people?

[28:40] >> No. How does this work? Tell me. >> Basically, you go on Google. You just look up I'm homeless. Need food. And >> you're not homeless, are you? >> Not yet, but I will be soon. We'll find

[28:54] >> You are pathetic. >> Dude, you got more square footage. You got more square footage than the UFC uh White House lawn. Okay, >> Yeah. No, you're obsessed with the president, man. Dude, if anyone's

[29:07] here, it's your ass. >> Dude, I've called into Fox multiple >> Oh my god. >> Last weekend was one of them. But >> I I bet. Well, let me guess. You're just like You're just like, "Yeah, like we

[29:20] got to like these people spend $28 a month on lunch and they're lazy." I'm happy to call in. Some of us aren't millionaires, Caleb. Okay. years, buddy. >> Few years and hiring Mexicans to do all

[29:33] >> I'm sorry that everyone aren't sick. Aren't we sick of this [ __ ] Us us Mexicans, including myself included. Even even Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lindsay >> She is Mexican to me. Okay. She's an honorary Mexican,

[29:47] >> buddy. Uh and I would call in to CNBC CNN if called. But either way, you probably you probably like come in your shorts if you had Kevin Olirri call you, wouldn't you? You're I'm I'm sure you're into the AI

[30:00] >> into I'm not invested. >> You you would probably like >> Ro, stay on subject, buddy. So, you go online, you try to get these meals >> What does that look like? You Google I'm homeless help even though you're not. Go

[30:13] >> And I say I'm looking for food and then they have like an automatic map. It's you just go follow the truck. You are taking from people that actually need [ __ ] You are taking from the resources stamp resources. You have make 3,000 a

[30:28] month. You are taking from this. Okay. Is there anywhere else you take? >> Where else do I take? I mean, I got this [ __ ] from Texas is like the women >> what? >> I don't know how the that worked out.

[30:41] >> Greg Abbott, what the are we doing? >> I I thank you, Greg Abbott. Honestly, He's amazing. >> Yeah, he's giving you women Medicare [ __ ] What is that? What What happened? So basically like you know I applied for

[30:53] it and I tried getting cash assistance. I can't. It's basically like Texas women healthcare. I got like a pink card and it has like a health insurance number on be willing to give you all my free tampons. Looks like you can use it to be

[31:08] new burn. You like that? You like that? >> Oh that's what it is. It's okay. Yeah. We have it here. He qualified for the free healthcare. His health insurance Fund. >> [laughter]

[31:22] >> [laughter] >> What the is this? >> This is pathetic. >> This is amazing. Look, people like me >> you you are getting actually all the help. You're not the one that needs Oh,

[31:35] yeah. Even here we go. You're in income based housing thanks to my insane you're being funded for housing as well. You're only paying $500 a month in rent crazy. How long have you been in this income subsidized housing even though

[31:49] >> I'm uh 4 months in actually. Actually, yeah. I mean, maybe you could have I in this situation. I mean, God, I mean, I'm That's It's on you. age. >> It's It's on you, baby. It's on you,

[32:03] >> Okay. No personal responsibility as usual, Rico. No one's surprised. Okay. Uh Okay. This is what confuses me, though. If I'm not mistaken, I mean, I was I I would never talk to you in my life off camera, of course, but I was

[32:17] getting updates. Did you you like moved to Miami or like San Diego and [ __ ] happened to you since then? >> What did you do? >> Oh my god. I went to Miami like two or three times.

[32:30] >> I don't care. >> It was But you moved somewhere. I >> Didn't you move to like San Diego? >> No, I want to. I want to. I want to >> Okay. >> No, I I was told. Don't tell Greg A.

[32:47] Greg Abbott that. Cuz then >> Oh, cuz you don't qualify. So, this is secret or else you don't qualify anymore. Where did you move? Come on. >> All right. I was in San Diego. >> That's what I said. How long were you

[33:00] live there? I'm sure California even gave you better benefits than a bum max >> Of course it is. Oh, >> I basically just slept at a hostel. Hey, every provider in California that's paying an additional 13% in taxes,

[33:14] going, by the way. Maybe you should move to here, beautiful, Austin, Texas, >> where we still give him some money for some reason, >> dude. Like I thought they say the red states are bad. No, it's this is like

[33:26] states are bad. No, it's this is like the final frontier. It's easy to like magical. Why >> magical? I mean, I had sex with there. I'm not going to lie. Okay, so allegations stealing from the government

[33:39] and having sex with what the is wrong. Use the app called private I love that [ __ ] Yeah, it's an app. It's an app. It's an app. It's a website. It's It's an app. It's a website. It's anything you want. Europeanbased, too.

[33:56] So, don't tell Caleb's wife. Don't Wait, are you married? We're not having conversations about my life. Private delights isn't a thing. >> Oh, go on Google, type in private

[34:09] just >> It was fun. >> It did. >> How? How'd they know? How'd they figure >> After I had sexual relations without women, [laughter]

[34:22] met up with a woman. Was she attractive? >> Yeah, she was cute. She wasn't mad. with someone who's not even like smoking, but either way. Okay. >> I think she was like a She was a border. She was a border hopper. Uh, I just met

[34:35] like that. Yeah. >> And you went in. What happened? >> Here's the funny part. >> No, give me the story. What happened? know, she was super hot. I was like, "Hey, let's like, you know, whatever."

[34:48] And I'm just supposed to like just have sex with her for like 400 bucks, right? And she was so attracted to me. >> She was so attracted to me. Like, she >> messages in strippers like pretend,

[35:02] >> No, I'm sure I'm sure I mean relatively I mean you're not a bad looking dude. You just are very unfortunately usually a turn on. But the thing is like yeah, >> God, we should talk to your employees

[35:16] about what else you say around here, man. Yeah. God damn my employees. speaking up for them. We got to >> M. I'm sorry. >> Union eyes. We got to union eyes. >> Rico, so you went in there. You her

[35:29] >> raw. No, that was two weeks ago. I did. But raw. >> What? You [ __ ] up two weeks ago. Bro, >> I did. Yeah. >> at least like twice a week? >> No, you're not. Where are you finding

[35:42] >> dude? There's like so many. Like, there's like you literally go private literally, it's the easiest in the planet. I mean, like, you got 200 bucks, >> It's not illegal. >> Are they But they might be trafficked as

[35:55] >> I don't give a >> I'm with legalision if it's okay. But also, you raw dumping loads. Raw dumping loads. I love that. dumping loads? >> No, because then I would that would not

[36:08] >> It happens. Yeah. >> When's the last time you've been tested? >> I think it's actually been like 2 months, I think. 2 months. then after having sex with this with the condom?

[36:21] >> So, after I had sex with her, like she like made me we I [ __ ] [snorts] twice. Straight up. Twice. Shaboom. Shabbang. >> Good for you. And after that, I end up >> Good for you. And after that, I end up just refunding it, saying it wasn't me.

[36:36] just refunding it, saying it wasn't me. [music] free. So I had sex with I had sex with that woman for free. [laughter] And so

[36:48] then afterwards, Venmo like did like an investigation and like they literally >> Yeah. Cuz they thought was they >> paying for them now. How How much are you spending a month? We're wait by the way guys with his Go ahead. Tell me.

[37:02] >> That's insane. So we are funding his food stamps in rank control so he can this is mathematically working. >> It's called it's called funding the gig worker. I know you give your little Door Dash driver probably a little spiff

[37:14] about your cookbook, but I actually donate to the gig economy. Okay. I'm >> We donate to you through our taxes to be very clear. That's insane. So you're fully admitting to illegal. That's wonderful. Multiple I wish you did.

[37:27] was legal? >> Log into log into private. Show me. Yeah. I I didn't used to go through people's phones when we filmed with Rico the first time. And now it's a different day. It's a different

[37:43] >> There's a lot I want to go through. I'm going to go through most of it on the post show in that thing called Hammerly that he was talking about. Are you in? >> Well, what are you doing? So, you get swipe and [ __ ]

[37:56] Sign in. >> Sign in. Oh my god. >> Yes, Rico. So, when your job sees this and fires you, I think that will be we'll probably get you on unemployment, which is actually really pathetic that

[38:09] like that. Greg Abbott, please watch this. And please, please, please, >> stand up for my right. >> Get him off the programs. >> Take that photo. >> It's his back. I guess that's good. Do

[38:25] matter what? >> The city. Austin, San Diego, Miami, >> The city. Austin, San Diego, Miami, Oklahoma. Oo, I like that one. >> Wait, are you sure? Do you yourself? >> I've asked about it. I've asked about

[38:37] >> Well, why are you getting reviews? >> No, I should I should give you a >> Oh, such an incredible experience with such a beautiful girl. Oh, that's >> Of course I am. >> What the? You know, I leave reviews.

[38:51] lingerie and her body is tight and fit and be Oh my gosh. >> This is good. >> He actually is. than your comment section, I'll tell you that.

[39:05] >> And there she is. That's what he That's what he's into, I guess. Thanks. No >> You wish. >> I I wish. What? What do I wish, Rico? mamaas like that. >> No. No, it's not. No, I don't.

[39:21] >> Doesn't that look good? Is that not something you want to be doing? >> Yeah, dude. You're do this is crazy, man. No. No. Cuz this feels like a quick way to like actually like AIDS. >> No way. We'll find out when I get

[39:34] tested. Maybe. Do you have a >> call yourself Drake? Here it is. Here's But hey, my name is Drake. Just trying to look for a gal. Hope you like my body >> Yeah, you like the body pics. I take I'm trying to get to your

[39:48] site >> No, you message them like on your phone or whatever. So, like you just you basically like submit like a request to get screened and then you tag your phone number, your email, and then you reach

[40:02] >> I don't know what that is. >> Okay, I'm just going to do escort, right? Cuz that's okay.

[40:14] actual tits. >> Oh, yeah. We got some Russian prozies >> Aren't you afraid of them being trafficked and immoral? Like, that's why >> I talked to these women and they say that they're completely fine with it,

[40:27] >> Some of them Some of them got saved from Ukraine. They were like, "Oh, yeah. make sure it >> continues? A hand job or a hand grenade?" You know, [laughter] hand job or hand grenade. I'm not going

[40:40] to lie. So, it's up to them. >> Brother, this is crazy. I bet you've >> Let me see. >> Have you messaged this one? She's the >> Oo. No, she's expensive. I think she's like 600.

[40:54] >> How much is that? How much? >> He does know the number. He knew the >> That's her number. >> Yeah, she's expensive. bucks to make a hot Russian woman. And if they like you, they'll let you make

[41:09] thought it was the >> Well, like that, too. But like 200 bucks hand job, you know, 300, but you're not going to get like a hotter woman, per se >> Yeah, >> you can't pay like a,000.

[41:23] >> A,000 is too much. I mean, unless you're having like a like Russian orgy, then that. >> Okay, he just added one today. >> No way. >> Yeah, he just added one on Snap today.

[41:35] He's going to be paying for a later me. >> Oh my god. Give me my phone back. >> No. Give me my phone back. Who's this? Oh, hopefully not. Who's this? Oh, hopefully not. No offense to

[41:53] dude. He's paying for all these women. Oh, he just goes through them. >> Uh-oh. This person blocked you. >> Uh-oh. What did you

[42:07] [ __ ] Sent the She sent the address. She showed up and he her the thick one. >> Oh [ __ ] I remember her too. [laughter] >> So you're really just like

[42:19] >> Have sex with her? >> Oh, she's Latina. That's number one. But she's Nicaraguan and she she's so short, >> [ __ ] This is crazy [ __ ] you got going over there or what? >> Huh?

[42:34] >> No, I'm going through your [ __ ] No, we'll go through more in the post show. Uh because I just saw his Instagram and oh it's crazy. Um oh full body central m oh it's crazy. Um oh full body central m and such is FBSM I'm being told. Okay.

[42:47] I don't know man. This is kind of crazy. You're complaining about you're on whatsoever. You spend 1,600 bucks a month on that's >> it's great. You should try it. I mean Togei does the same thing. It's like you

[43:02] builtup anger. >> Okay. So, this is uh the weird thing is up to this last year. You're not telling me very well, but the thing is um you

[43:14] weird and so we're going to I want to go through them now. I haven't seen it. rumors and whatnot. So, I need to see what's going on. We'll play these on >> Take a look. >> Go check out my latest post. Um I'm

[43:27] >> Go check out my latest post. Um I'm getting into conspiracy Tik Tok. Um, my favorite conspiracy so far has been the Lost Dutchman State Park one over in Phoenix, Arizona. Apparently, there's some Lost Gold over there. Uh, we'll

[43:40] have to go find it. We'll do a little trip together, a little field trip. Yo, how do I get used on this platform? I'm trying to get sponsored by [laughter] have a job. I don't have any income coming in besides from food stamps and

[43:55] unemployment. So, if someone could tell me what I could do to so I don't have to have sponsor me, please just let me know >> That's not funny. It's not cute. It's pathetic and you should be ashamed even

[44:11] >> that's like a gambling platform. >> Oh my. You are just the wor You are the worst creation. We need to put you down in Minecraft. This is insane. We We need Minecraft. This is >> I'm monetized on social media. That's

[44:25] >> 3 cents. >> Exactly. >> Shut the up. >> Hey, the three cents that you put in the SP S&P 500 sp

[44:37] talking about. And you were on unemployment, too. >> I hate you. I hate our system. I'm done. Cut the whole thing. Let the states run it. This is insane. Okay, >> man. Sorry. No, I'm not.

[44:51] what I mean. It's just like Yes, it is. People like you that push me, Caleb. want to slash everything and then I have to just bring myself back to reality and things, but >> this is insane that we go through. Okay,

[45:05] Fox. >> I'm watching. blacked out of the bar and I have no idea if I paid my $10 tab or not. >> I'm not proud of it man enough to admit it. I've been on unemployment for 3

[45:21] months. Uh not proud of it man enough to admit it. I don't want to get a job. >> That's >> It's not funny. >> It's not funny for you, but for me it is. Okay. Merry Christmas in July, you

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[47:10] entitled to a potential recovery of over $1,000. >> Can we make sure he's in the system so he never gets benefits? If he dies starving on the street, that's his I'll just learn.

[47:23] >> Let him learn. Oh my. Yeah. Yeah. Just commit fraud and go to jail. That'd be >> So easy. I'm learning from the best. >> You are disgusting. The best. This this show literally teaches you how to scam the system. Guys, this is why I'm a

[47:35] bumaxer. Why the do you want to go work anywhere, make 50 grand a year, get >> No goals. >> Bumax. you're trying to live? >> Move to Mexico. It's the shit's the

[47:49] doing it. It's It's like being a jabroni. You know what I mean? It's like sing away. >> Yeah. But how do you afford the Jay? You >> We got to request it from the government. That's That's what we

[48:02] >> You got to request. You got to be like, I didn't work. you know, no money underneath the table, blah blah blah. It's it it's it's a seamless system. Okay, we're just on different ends ends on the the wave.

[48:14] >> The third one. >> Yo, guess who just got ham mofos? I did not go to sleep last night, but that does not stop me from enjoying a white that. >> We need to be on top of the world. We

[48:29] need to be on prennazone because we accidentally fell asleep by a tree that one night and got severe acne in my legs. But let's kill it. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa. Hold on. Okay, so you're an actual pathetic

[48:42] >> You're just like out there falling asleep in a tree cuz you're like taking >> I was practicing because of your ass. When when I get my when I get when I get my benefits canled from people like him, I got I got I might have to sleep by a

[48:57] little Dory over here and I have to be like, "Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up? >> This is Texas. You will be shot." >> No, you wish. Yeah, the only guns that I >> A, you are the worst. Let's watch the final.

[49:10] >> Last one. >> Prostitute for like $200 and she let me kind of a win-win. Don't you want to kiss a [laughter] >> She's hot. Anyways, um I hope I don't die of AIDS. Anyways, um waiting for my

[49:24] Uber to pick me up. Uh it's like 4:00 in the morning. Uh anyways, I want to thank the government for paying for that prostitute cuz I'm so thank you Obama. >> They Yes, it's true. And he is fully admitted. I didn't even see those.

[49:39] That's crazy. >> That's what bum acting is. Okay. Either >> Yeah, but I'm being told you're also gay maxing. What's the is gayaxing? gayaxing. >> What the hell is that? I mean, I might

[49:53] >> You have a lot of gay guys hitting on you, so you're trying to gayax. >> What does that turn out to? >> So, I What it basically means is uh you gay and then you basically get like free [ __ ] from them, but you got to like

[50:10] >> you have no more >> you got you you got to be careful. Okay. So why? No one's gonna not everyone's like you. They're not just gonna you. >> No. That's the thing though. I'm scared of gay guys. I'm I don't like them.

[50:24] >> They're aggressive, dude. I don't want to be around them. But >> well, but say no. Stand up for yourself. Have some kind of uh agency to say no. be Dude, you actually got to be >> You have to be clear. Say no.

[50:37] >> My Dude, my neighbor, dude, he's a weirdo. So like I >> Cuz he's gay. >> Yeah, 100%. But he I get cigarettes from him. I like siggies. And I was like, "Yo, like can I get a sig?" He's like,

[50:49] "Sure." And I'm an open person. I go and talk to anybody, right? I don't give a But like the moment you talk to a gay guy, they're just like, "Oh, you want to >> Okay, just say no. Cuz that's the thing. >> But then that's when I realized like,

[51:02] this." Like I could just be like, >> but that doesn't make the gay people bad flirting, >> ask ask Jesus. I don't know. That's >> well sure from a religious perspective, but I'm just saying out in society, no

[51:15] one's going to most they're likely not going to you if you say no. So just say typically. >> Okay. So >> Like this is like how much of a

[51:28] psychopath I am. Like honestly, here's the thing. If I go in and I'll be like, "Hi, I'm a I'm a I'm a straight guy. Um can I get a cigarette from you or can They're not going to want to do it after like the fourth time, right?

[51:42] >> But if you just like kind of keep >> So, you're playing it. You were playing it. Then you face the consequences. No [ __ ] If you are you if you are >> works doing a little crack thinking

[51:55] get in the hole. >> Yeah, but that's in a hole. That's fair. >> No [ __ ] I wouldn't want them to either, but I would be very clear and not take advantage of them. And I don't think gay

[52:07] guys are bad because of that. Yes. If you lead someone on, they think they're >> Well, that's the thing though. That's like the first thing that goes in their >> What do you think gay guys do? This is all they do. They just

[52:20] >> But yet you're going to get AIDS before all of them with your Maxine. >> Goddamn. You you you wish you could beat me. I think you're just jealous >> Yes. You're jealous. >> No, I don't want those STDs.

[52:34] more fun than you. What do you do all day? You like go sit around like reading Reading is good for the brain. >> Look, reading was a was a a rudimentary

[52:46] you lost in third >> I know how to talk to people. Okay. conversation so far. You go down rabbit holes like none other. Okay. So, I'm do. >> So, maybe that's where I'm trying to get

[53:00] productive here. Maybe that's what I'm trying to get you. Um, and you're considering only fans maxing. Why does everything have to be maxing in order to do it? What? Oh, he has another beer.

[53:14] for monetization reasons. Yeah, why not just drink through it, buddy? Let's just question. >> Oh, yeah. Only What's up with to make your move to San Diego. >> Of course I am. Yeah. like after like

[53:30] >> but you're gonna have to do some things and men will be your subscribers. bit. >> Well, like it's different if it's like in person. I'm like, "All right, no. I'm no way. No, no way, Jose." Right. No

[53:43] the hole. Right. But and at the same time, like if they're behind the screen, Just like how you like scavenage everybody in your little little app. your audience, right? I know a lot of guys

[53:58] valuable, they stick around and most do. >> I know I know a lot of guys are going to going to want to see what else I got underneath. Okay. So, >> I have to say this based on everyone thinking I'm a gay man, which is okay.

[54:12] I'm not offended by. I will say I am not a gay man. >> You're preferencing. You got a preference. Listen. But I look a gay

[54:25] man. But I can also tell from a societal standard. Yes, besides your personality and you taking people without their consent, you are a societal level attractive physique person. So, you will get paid subscribers.

[54:38] boost here. It's not a show. >> I want I want to throw another idea at >> here's what I'm But I'm being told you're considering transmaxing. >> So, what is that? What is transmaxing? >> If I put on a wig and like I put on some

[54:53] chi-chi are? I don't know. I'm assuming tits cuz you did this guys. [laughter] I'm sure I'm going to see you in the the O of subscription. You can like dress just going to pay you, right? And you

[55:08] you got to know your audience, right? Just like how you got your little app or cookbook, whatever. I'm going to be cooking with gas here. Like I'm not Okay, that's the whole point of >> So, what do you think your financial

[55:20] >> 14. to be silly? Stop. What do you think your financial score is? 0 to 10 today. >> Um, probably two. >> Yes. Thank you. And I'm sure it probably

[55:32] sound like you're doing very well. >> It's amazing. What is >> I thought this was financial a

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[56:10] go to you if you're an annual version. Dollar.com dollar.app link in the >> I was trying to type boobs in the calculator. >> What do we got here? Okay. So, you definitely sound like you're open to the

[56:25] said. >> So, I need [laughter] to know my >> Um, okay, great. If I can get you to do a job, are you sure you're even going to enjoy sex work?

[56:38] >> cuz you might have to do things you don't want to do. That's what is. like, I would only thing I wouldn't be doing I'm not sticking anything up any >> They might want you to though. >> I don't I'm not doing that. Okay.

[56:52] Nothing like that. But I I'll dress some I'll dress up like a furry, you know. curry, like, you know, whatever. Not that was such a wrong safest thing to that was such a wrong safest thing to say, but whatever. Okay. So, listen

[57:05] highly doubt you're going to be at this job for long. You lose every job and I mean, well, I mean, this episode exists, so good the luck. And then somehow again. But this first thing I have um Cash App stuff. I need to look at your

[57:17] Cash App app. I'm being told. >> Oh jeez. Money app, Clover, Grants, Float Me, True Finance, Earning, Tilt, Dave, every Pay Advance app, me. Okay, I them up. Start pulling it up. >> Do you want me to like download them or

[57:31] >> Well, if they're your apps with balances and that's where things are. What do you want me to do with you? >> If you use every single one, then you're again. You're going to be You're already banned from Venmo.

[57:45] some point? Uh, >> are you gonna accept money at some point? How are you gonna do anything? >> I might have to scheme Max, you know, go Kvicular, right? >> I I do like him. He's a good guy.

[57:59] about? >> I think he's entertaining as far as I Bone Smasher. I'm not going to lie. Just >> probably. I think I have to get rid of you taking like Ozic or anything? >> I don't like shots.

[58:12] >> Yeah. I'm a little nervous. >> You little But you take shots at me. What? That was That was That was it. That was it. Pull up. I need to see your balances. You pathetic mor. >> Give me a second. God damn. Have some

[58:27] you to go into credit karma, I can see. >> What is that? Your sponsor. credit report. >> Oh god, I've never seen this before in >> Credit Karma. >> Credit Karma. All right, here we go. You

[58:39] want to feast your eyes and fantasize? Take a look at this credit score. >> [laughter] >> [ __ ] really bad. So, I don't know what to do if you're not going to if you don't take

[58:51] anything seriously. Like, why? Uh, I wanted to see a follow-up or else you the show right now. Follow up. >> Exactly. That's why you're here. That's be on like this. >> The first time, let me get this little

[59:03] microphone. >> First, the first time I was here, I did not get a true budget plan set up. This guy might not basically attitude. This

[59:15] guy claims to be the the the the bill of the bull, right? I said that the first time I was on the show and he didn't do [ __ ] for me. Okay, I walked out of here of here, kid." >> That's not true. We assault.

[59:29] >> Hey, I did not touch him. >> Where's that? Make clear. Okay, he's >> Yeah, he touched me and I was like subscribed to El's Macho. Like, come on. >> Thank you. >> Did not touch you, you freak.

[59:42] >> You wish. No, I don't want to touch you. >> God, what's that chain for? Maybe you're >> It's all right. >> Well, thank you. >> What's power pay? >> Oh god. That's That's for my ab surgery.

[59:55] >> ab surgery. >> Yeah. So, like they freeze my fat and Like that was it. >> Okay. All right. I don't want to lean >> but stand up maxing. >> Stand up and lift up your shirt.

[1:00:10] >> Oh [laughter] my god. Let's take a look. for the camera. Go >> You paid for that? >> Yeah. I mean, >> I mean, I'm drinking a lot of surveys. >> Put it down. You put it down.

[1:00:23] >> No, you you got nipples. Everyone does. Put them down. Okay. I What did you do there? That's a surgery. You took out a multi,000 surgery for that. Yeah. >> You want to touch my bucks? >> You have paid $551.

[1:00:35] >> You have paid $550. >> $550? That's not bad. >> No, I'm I'm actually saying yay. You have pain something. That's [ __ ] >> a 15.25% interest rate for abs you can't

[1:00:47] Walk me through it cuz that looks like a normal body. >> Okay. Okay. Whatever. So they basically like grab like Mr. Ice Ice Te's freeze gun from Batman and like they freeze your fat like and you're sitting there

[1:01:01] with immense pain like ah. [screaming] And it's it's done behind of like a >> Are you fat? >> No. I mean I just >> I don't know. It's just one of those things. I just I I I love infomercials,

[1:01:16] you know? So, I got scammed. >> And you can't say actually that we certification. >> Course careers is a nomination to the >> What are you talking about? No. >> Course careers. Who the [ __ ] is going to

[1:01:29] hire you off a certificate? >> Certifications are great for resume boosters. >> I certify as How about that? We know that you are >> no a lot of people we have lots of

[1:01:43] who have converted them into six figure jobs and raises and advancements in especially in technology. >> Can I get a can I get can I get a this show cuz I think you're not doing it right. I think you're bad at this.

[1:01:57] >> Thank you for your feedback. >> Yeah. You little chapstick over there. >> Honestly people we want a real host. I mean, this guy sits there screaming at people like like I mean, I want a real host. Okay.

[1:02:11] >> God damn. Yeah. Yeah. Save save your lungs for your your girlfriend when you get home. You scream at her for god forbid spending $4 extra on a potato >> We have money. We can spend it. That's the point.

[1:02:24] >> Whatever. Okay, let me guess. You're going to buy some of American food. What Native American. What do you guys eat? >> Favorite food produce sushi. >> But we can't have McDonald's. So, sushi. >> Yeah, sushi is not bad.

[1:02:38] Wasabi. >> Okay, so you've actually been making payments on this at a 15.25%age. >> Basically, that's impressive. >> Because you're actually making payments, which for you is a high point. But

[1:02:53] you're actually making the payment now. It's cuz you're a little employed now. employed. You won't be soon, but then your unemployment will be paying for it. Listen, it's only uh 66 bucks a month. You should be able to make the payments

[1:03:06] going to lie. >> What? Well, yes. When you spend $1,200 a >> Yeah, but that's like essential. Like, I mean, like, it's like a life force. >> Why don't you jack off? >> I I I don't like run solo. You know what

[1:03:18] >> I get it. Sex is more fun than jacking off. Yes. Why don't you jack off instead >> I mean, are you trying to help me or some [ __ ] What the hell is this you specifically just said? >> I don't know. I just I sometimes like

[1:03:33] I'll take a lot of Adderall and I'll like jerk myself off and like I'll lose so much weight from doing that and it's [ __ ] >> I'm not going to lie. >> Walk me through it. I guess

[1:03:45] >> This is goon maxing. Okay, so >> Oh my >> take take a bunch of take Okay, orange I call them orange candy. Okay, orange when you take it >> how much how many milligrams? I take a

[1:03:59] I actually I'm getting my reup today. Is that a lot? I've never taken I'm being startling amount. >> Look, look, that's like doing the people you hired. All them all your employees

[1:04:12] touching. >> I'm not judging. I'm just saying. Okay. >> So, basically, I mean, I take like 100 milligrams of Adderall. normal. >> No, that's like a lot.

[1:04:25] >> That's like max. And you take how much? >> 100. Ah. [screaming] >> I mean, I'll sit there and then I'll just like, you know, look up some like videos or some [ __ ] Maybe little two girls one cup. Who knows? And then like

[1:04:40] I will like sit there. I I won't finish, but I'll turn off the air conditioner so it gets like 80° in my apartment. And then I'm like goon maxing. So, I'm not finishing. And I do it for like 5 hours cuz you're just focused. And then I'll

[1:04:53] >> Wait, this is like an actual workout. This is a weight loss thing. This is serious. You >> I'm being 100% serious. doing >> raw even with a loop. How's it not just

[1:05:06] >> I mean, dude, it's like easy. I just I mean, just don't go too hard, you know? point, >> dude? I got I got a heart of steel, >> Uh, can we get our blood pressure monitor for this man? I kind of want to

[1:05:19] see it. Uh, let's check for that real quick. Um, get it every day. every >> and you go through it too soon. >> Oh, dude. I take like That's the thing about it. I only take I I have a 30-day

[1:05:31] prescription, but I take all of it in 10 days. So, I have a 20-day break, so I'm >> And what's your milligram prescription? >> Two 15 milligrams a day. So, 30 >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yes, dude. But you But you triple it.

[1:05:47] >> Oh, yeah. I mean, I take a bunch. But then you got the 20-day relaxation where you like you come off it. Yeah. I think that's the German side of me if you if you know the history >> right now. No, no, I'm taking it after

[1:05:59] after this [ __ ] you without it. >> So if you call me, I'm going to be >> jerk the peanuts. >> just for 3 hours, >> dude. It's insane.

[1:06:11] >> 5 hours with the And you lose weight. >> We can actually do it. We should do like a video on it. I don't know. No, >> it's me is an fact if you take >> if you take aderderall like it just

[1:06:25] so like that's what happens. >> Well, people people on meth like crazy, >> no, that's not surprising, but I don't like that it's a weight loss thing. And I am concerned for your health. Like actually listen, I hate you and our

[1:06:39] you, but >> nope. Don't move that arm, >> But like I am concerned for your health. Let's check your blood pressure. blood pressure. >> Hold still. What does it say, Rico?

[1:06:53] >> Okay. I think it has to be a little down. And then you need to be loose. >> You need I need your arm to just be loose. Reek. arm. >> And then I just need your arm to be

[1:07:06] >> Why do they call an aura ring if it gives you no aura? gives you no aura? [laughter] manhandled by this guy. >> It wants him to see it selling him debt,

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[1:07:35] cards. I'm pro good debt. I'm pro consolidation. I'm pro bank. I'm [laughter] Relax. >> Oh my god. That's funny. It's an error CUZ YOU'RE MOVING. STOP, RICO.

[1:07:50] >> What's the >> You're going to meditate. Okay. Breathe out. I don't want you to [laughter] [laughter] [snorts]

[1:08:03] >> Look at that. >> That's probably the most healthy. with you and the amount of medications you're taking. And I will say this for jobs. He's getting email notifications about the jobs. Now, in the email

[1:08:17] he was taking his blood pressure, he was getting denied for dogs. Uh jobs, handler. >> Um he is he's being denied. [laughter] >> Um he is he's being denied. [laughter] Every job, the most basic jobs you can

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[1:10:22] or click that link in the description below. Type in code Caleb. So when was >> two weeks ago? >> She's How much did that cost? >> and you her >> Yeah. So she let me her. So basically

[1:10:36] >> if I'm if someone offers me $200 the I know they have AIDS. >> you like buy your girlfriend like a $10,000 Chanel bag like I got money. >> You say I'm You say I'm a scallwig. I

[1:10:50] both directions. >> My girlfriend. I was giving her a gift. But the thing is you're paying for sex. Um um but >> but you went raw

[1:11:02] were raw. >> Well because like I was supposed to just get like a hand job and then like she was like I really like you. And so I she's like put it in me. And so I'm like okay I'll do you a favor. Okay. Like do

[1:11:16] >> Yeah. Happy birthday. Right. And then I didn't realize at the time like I didn't >> how do you not know that buddy? >> I'm in the moment. Okay. I'm in the this? >> Oh, jeez. That was like a payday loan.

[1:11:31] >> It was only 2% interest, but you just took it out. >> YEAH. >> 22 DAYS AGO. WHAT DID YOU TAKE OUT $398 >> money. I forgot. I actually think I might have No,

[1:11:44] >> Say it again. You think you may have what? my >> dude, it's it's good. It's good for your >> Yeah, sex is good. Maybe you shouldn't pay for it.

[1:11:56] >> It is. >> I'm not antisex. >> I'm a gooner. Not for 5 hours. >> I am a I'm a great gooner. This is why >> I am a I'm a great gooner. This is why I'm start

[1:12:12] >> dude. They sent me You're pathetic because you know they got me. >> You got You got personal loans like Oh my god. Talk about rage bait. >> What are you talking about? I'm going to I'm good at I got you. I got you,

[1:12:26] hammer. It's time to It's time to drop the MC. Okay, because I got you right where I want you. Okay, have you ever heard the heard the term the nail hits offering personal loans on your website, but you're a finance based

[1:12:40] >> What the is that? >> What are you talking about? I've always like Okay, this is like how much of a stupid idiot you are. Like, I want to It's like >> I want to slap you and get your ass back

[1:12:54] to the Cherokee Land. Godamn. >> Okay. but I'll tell you what I'm doing right now. I'm ordering myself a lunch wrap right after filming cuz I can afford it. You can't cuz you're poor and you don't

[1:13:07] >> Maybe if you go Maybe if you go on uh download Favor. That's like the HTB >> Favor is you >> just like how I did last year. current employers even know you're applying for jobs. You're pathetic. You

[1:13:21] >> You $398 on That's what you borrowed for a cuz you're a freak. That is crazy. >> Sick.

[1:13:34] >> Sick. Good response. Affirm. [laughter] reason that. >> So this iPhone >> Really? Why? >> Well, because like I don't have any

[1:13:46] >> That's the problem. I don't have any money in this guy. just stopped paying because the most recent month is good. >> but that was not the most recent month that's reported on here. So it's

[1:13:59] >> No, current as of April. That's impossible. It's not in collections. >> You probably have a different thing in collections or it's internal collections >> Well, I'm just going to declare bankruptcy. Honestly, that's like my

[1:14:11] declare >> bankruptcy is bad though for you because already no to me cuz you haven't I don't care about your credit because you you here in the first place. So you're going to be back here again. That's like

[1:14:24] cuz you would then end up with double the debt. It is for people bankruptcy is you change your behavior. >> What makes you qualified to talk about >> You have done it yourself. >> Yes. I started this cuz I did this very

[1:14:38] >> very good. I need your approval. >> Blue. You're like I want to be the millennial Dave Ramsey. >> No blue. I decided to upload. Yes. That >> Like, you know what? You know what's funny, too? It's like you got your your

[1:14:50] up. >> Oh my god. >> You need to start making the payment on this immediately or it'll go to real collections. And this is why you can actually avoid bankruptcy cuz you don't

[1:15:03] need it yet, buddy. We're not even up to $3,000. We're not even up to $4,000 of $3,000. We're not even up to $4,000 of debt. You owe $898 on here. debt. You owe $898 on here. >> $986.

[1:15:16] >> But it's the minimum you payment so far, buddy. And you do. You are applying for jobs and you'll start your OAF. But your minimum payment so far are $210. You can >> Can I? Yeah. >> I can, but I won't.

[1:15:30] maybe to me. Isn't that right? >> I'm not doing it. >> He's You too. Oh my god. Let's call him I call him Jack in the Box. That's why. >> Is his name Brandon? You can't even get your employees names right.

[1:15:43] >> What? Brendan. Okay. There's a lot of collections, but is it even worth going through? I don't know. >> I don't know. Yeah. Including like cars >> I still owe my parents, by the way. >> Oh, I'm sure you do. But we have an

[1:15:57] actual balance that will be difficult for you. Now, you made a minimum payment. You made it. Now, it's maxed out. That's why you can't spend. So, you didn't. But the moment you do, you will. >> Wait, what was the question?

[1:16:09] card, though? Oh, the the Oh, they call it the credit card or whatever. I mean, was >> Why? No, you just made the minimum go to collections. I don't want you to stop paying it. Don't. You can catch up

[1:16:23] so easy. Just make the $40 payment. You're good. Please do not not pay. like uh I was thinking about this yesterday. I was like thinking like we it's hammer time and then we get like the entire like Caleb Hammer cast and

[1:16:37] like you guys were dressed up in like credit card all the way up there to the >> Well, basically I mean I just needed to pay for I mean honestly I'm not going to money on other things. >> I know you go out to eat.

[1:16:51] >> I know your worst your worst thing. I mean I forgot what I spent it on Amazon looks max and [ __ ] I mean, I look better than I did last time, right? Last so I know you spend money on >> actually made a joke about that. I did

[1:17:05] >> Yes. >> Okay, let's do it. Okay, so uh my parents found off. They were so upset at me. They were like, "How can you do this to us, Rico? You're our little sunshine." And my brother looks at me.

[1:17:19] family." And I looked back at him. I was like, "Aren't you gay?" >> This isn't Gel Tony, but I I don't think

[1:17:32] Kill Tony. You know, Little Mozzarella. >> No, >> I was I signed up for Kil Tony like a month ago, and I I always hang out more >> You're saying things I don't know these things.

[1:17:44] >> A year. But yeah, that your song? >> Very good. So, you want to get on that >> No. >> As someone who watches the show here and

[1:17:57] >> See, this is >> I'm not a comedian, so I can't judge it. >> This is what's the problem with the left. They don't like you to make fun of other people, right? And this is the problem is that they stop they stop us

[1:18:10] from speaking our minds. Isn't that right? buddy. >> What do you want? Like the middle? No, I mean I take leftwing and rightwing positions, whatever the facts are.

[1:18:23] >> Most leftwing view, obviously. I don't care about trans or gay people. I don't [ __ ] >> It is. Many rightwing people don't like it. Um I'm I like the anti-discrimination laws. I think those

[1:18:36] are important. Let's see. >> Yeah, I think your employees like that. I'm good with that. >> What's like your What's your favorite conspiracies. >> You're not into conspiracy? This isn't

[1:18:49] favorite conspiracy? >> Public transportation. Big into public transport stuff like that. But then I'm right-wing on it, I guess, because I want to enforce laws and fairs in order to make antisocial behavior not on it.

[1:19:01] Okay. So, what got you to disagreement? >> How much you spend on month. >> Well, what the I got a guy >> So, what is it? Tell I've never bought. So, what happens? Where do you meet this

[1:19:13] >> It's like actually not too far from here. So, I meet him at a sketchy little apartment. He drives like a shitty Harley-Davidson. You know, I get there. I'll be like, "Yo, I need like, you know, give me like 60 bucks worth." He's

[1:19:26] like it smells like absolute [ __ ] Like the most dingy place I've been in my life. But then he'll like scoop it up, put in the bag, and then like I'll test it out and

[1:19:39] >> No, I test it out. >> No, no, no. test it for >> Laring has helped me focus my autism and my Asperger syndrome. you. >> A little Actually, I watched a video

[1:19:53] yesterday before I came here. Apparently, the army like has fed uh World War II soldiers like >> no, no. Of course not. I'm talking about you. So, you spend How much is $300 a

[1:20:08] >> probably like three grams? I don't know. >> Uhhuh. Is that Is that a lot? Is that three grams a lot? >> Uh, okay. How frequently do you go coming on the show. It's very important

[1:20:20] >> Probably at least do like three. I could probably do like a gram. that. Like, >> get a better dealer. >> No. >> I don't do drugs. I'm scared.

[1:20:34] >> Yes. >> Well, let's go to Coachella. I'll show I do not need those allegations, >> dude. I feel like you could like use a >> I don't think so. >> You could use you could use a little bit

[1:20:47] >> Okay, I'm sure. I mean, that's the thing. If I did, I would I'd be amazing at my job. It would be incredible. I would be so [ __ ] in and I would love >> That's the bad thing. >> I doubt it. I doubt it. I think you're

[1:21:01] >> I doubt it. I doubt it. I think you're hiding something from us. coffee. Call someone caffeine and sex are my things. Caffeine and sex.

[1:21:13] >> Okay. Um, Delta Sky Miles gold card. What's going on with this? >> Again, you are current. >> No, these these mofos like Oh god. They were going to assume. So when I did the first show here, unfortunately I got a

[1:21:28] call from this lady. She's like, I'm with the American Express team and blah you if you do not pay us. And I'm like, I don't got any money. And so I had to pay $500 a month >> to catch up. Yeah, that makes sense.

[1:21:42] >> That's insane. >> [ __ ] Yeah. Your fee was a return >> I didn't have any money. >> Exactly. You didn't have any money in essentially. >> Like I thought you did end up making a

[1:21:55] that fee. >> You should get like a cross on the side of your head, like a little like I don't know. You should be in the conversation. You can pay off this debt. I will try to, but like I don't

[1:22:07] >> dude. But this is so boring, though. It's like I I just want to borrow. Bumaxing isn't That sounds boring to me, though. Cuz I want to American spinach over rice?

[1:22:20] >> You don't? Why not? You could get benefits from that. And that's a bummer >> because we didn't approve tribe because my grandpa who was like 100% native was mom was like two. >> A lot a lot of them are.

[1:22:32] >> So, we don't know. Well, yes. A lot of natives are very alcoholic bum like >> You I'm not native. I'm Mexican. >> That wasn't the point. I was >> So, he's saying Mexicans are just terrible alcoholics. Do you hear that?

[1:22:44] Everyday card as well. What's going on with this? >> Um, basically, so like that card, too. I mean, that was like I don't even know. I like $21 a month. >> 21 bucks. See, you know, so there are

[1:22:58] Stop. I don't know if you're trying to be silly or what. to stop. You can pay this off. You have the your debt is stacking up now. What are we looking at? Like 7,000 bucks. That is payable. You bankruptcy is not necessary for $7,000.

[1:23:13] >> buddy. THERE IS A CHANCE here for a better life. We can get you down to San Diego. >> Actually, can you come to San Diego with >> Please, please, please come. Let's go to San Diego. I want to go to Pacific

[1:23:27] >> That's great. Go. I'm not going with you, knew that was >> charging. Charging. >> What are you gonna What's your plan, Caleb? Let's talk about you now. Okay,

[1:23:39] >> actually. Just enough about you. Even more interest being accured. You're interest rate. And I'm glad you're not purchasing now. I know there's a >> Now, one medical. What's happening with one medical? $400. Oh, from a friend.

[1:23:56] No, a friend punched you. Wait, what? Oh, and then you crashed. Oh, you crashed out and fell on this fell asleep in the wood once and got poisoned. What in the wood once and got poisoned. What the No, this he's a piece of [ __ ] So,

[1:24:09] like he got mad at me like me and him were doing like and like I'm not sure what I said to him, but like he started punching me in the face. So, like I got a little mark in my tooth here. Thank god Rico knows how to fight. So, like I

[1:24:22] holding him. I actually know jiu-jitsu by the way if you guys didn't know that. pinging him. I was like, "What the [ __ ] you doing, Holmes? Like, get out of kept trying to punch me in the face. So, like I just ended up leaving, right? And

[1:24:37] then I went to the woods like to recollect myself or whatever. And then [laughter] on me and that was the funny part cuz like that did more damage than hospital? >> No, I didn't go. No, [ __ ]

[1:24:53] >> Well, why do you No, no, you owe to one medical. No, but my my mom my mom was like, "Ami, you should go to the hospital. Look, look at your leg." And I was like, [laughter] >> so like I I end up having to like, you

[1:25:07] know, find a doctor, but like this country is [ __ ] So like the only without having to spend $2,000 on an ambulance ride >> oh, >> you had poison ivy. You weren't shot.

[1:25:21] >> I I I I felt like I was shot, Caleb, emotionally. No, it doesn't look good. >> emotionally I was up, Caleb. Okay, get the >> So, what did you do? >> I I want I got prescribed prennazone and

[1:25:33] apparently that shit's a stimulant if you guys didn't know. So, [laughter] >> Wired. Yeah, it's a steroid, but it gets you like wired. So, like I felt like I was on aderall and then if you remember what I did on Adderall.

[1:25:46] >> Um, anyways, no, that was it. I just got like prescribed or whatever. And then, talk to that guy." >> Now, speaking of you being shot and speaking of your gay neighbor, why did your neighbor pull a gun on you?

[1:25:59] >> Oh god. No. So, like he thought I was like talking to this girl and like to quote Chud the Builder. Like, no offense, but like they were kind of chimping out on me a little bit. So, I'm not going to lie, like this guy, I was

[1:26:13] a.m. I was like, "Hey, can I hit your vape?" She's like, "Sure." >> Pause. You know him. You love him. >> Tyler. [cheering]

[1:26:25] >> How are we doing this, Tom? >> All right. So, go ahead, start the story of chipping out on me. I'm not going to lie. [laughter] So, basically, I was talking to this dude and like you get it, right? So, this guy a little more

[1:26:40] but I was talking to this girl and like I was like, "Can you vape at my apartment?" And she's like, "Sure." And I'm like being sweet like she's Latina she's like warning me about her

[1:26:52] telling me about her boyfriend?" I asked her, "Does he beat you?" And she's like, nowhere, this guy is like, "Who you talking to?" And I'm like, "What the >> make monkey noises?"

[1:27:10] >> that was it. It's closer to Native American sound. [laughter] Um, but basically, I mean, I was like, "What the?" So, like I'm I'm calm, cool, and collected, right? Unlike this guy. Anyways, so I'm talking to him and he's

[1:27:23] I was like, "No." He's like, "Give me your phone." And I was like, "Okay." And there. I can't her vape. And she's like, "Whoa, whoa." And like the girl keeps screaming at me and him, her boyfriend. And I looked at her and this is what got

[1:27:37] me [ __ ] up. I was like, "Can you please be quiet?" I was like 1950s quiet?" And I just like, "Oh, hell no." And so he like pulls a gun like you pulls a gun at me. And so I start running away. I hop a fence and I was

[1:27:52] like, I'm already drunk. I was drunk. And I was like, oh [ __ ] So I'm like, this is not a joke. So I'm running. I hopped a fence like a good Mexican. And BETTER RUN out of here. I'm not sure I can say the N word, but you better run

[1:28:05] out of [ __ ] And so like I'm like, Jesus Christ. Anyway, say it. >> I'm quoting I'm quoting here. Okay. >> you a little bit. Yeah. Honestly, >> like buddy, you're saying you're that

[1:28:18] >> Look, I he called me it. I didn't call him it. But I mean, I'm just saying. But I jumped over the fence and then I looked back over. He's just like, "YOU BETTER RUN OUT OF HERE." AND SO like I start running again. I'm like, "Jesus

[1:28:33] Christ." And so I call the Austin PD. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. They took like they all respect Austin PD, but Jesus Christ. It's like, let's get the, you situationship here, okay? And so as soon as I leave and I he cops pick me up.

[1:28:49] going to try to find him." They escort me back to my apartment. They find this guy an hour later at like 4:00 a.m. And this dude's in handcuffs. He has like this death look on him with a hood. It's like And I'm like, "Bro, what?" I'm

[1:29:04] >> He's going to kill him when he gets out, >> bro." They even sent me a letter. information. will let you know when he's back out. So like I mean >> Dude, >> we we we skipping past the party, asked

[1:29:19] >> What the is we talking about? What >> was you could say that? I mean, I don't >> You could say I mean, >> what the THESE [ __ ] GETTING COMFORTABLE SAYING IT AROUND? What is happening? We on a

[1:29:33] streak. What is going on? >> That's Gen Z. I mean, is it? >> It is. is I mean your guys' generation the millennials here >> I'm a Zennial. >> You a wannabe. But anyways, you could

[1:29:46] somebody like Is that true, Tyler? >> No, we don't. come from your home. You know what I'm saying? You can say that all you want. >> I will be honest. I had a racist thought the other day.

[1:29:59] >> What's the thought? >> Rented uh a nice hotel for my grandparents, my brother, my parents. They all had their own rooms. It was great. It was wonderful. We wanted to go back to the hotel one uh to the pool one

[1:30:13] [laughter] >> we couldn't really use it because they uh there was a group of black people. Um and [laughter] they hit them were

[1:30:25] they were two they separated a little and they each had their own boom box, let's say. Oo, [laughter] >> and playing different kinds of music. And um we tried to get in the pool and both groups were shouting at each other

[1:30:41] very loudly. >> Yeah. >> Uh and we couldn't hear each other and their kids were splashing us and it was in a bit. >> What was [clears throat] uh what was the

[1:30:54] think? >> I was thinking I didn't like these people because they were annoying the pool. Like what the we just wanted to enjoy. Like I rarely get to see my family. We

[1:31:06] literally like did they own the place? ACTUALLY LIKE THEY own the place? Like no one else was able to exist there. >> They were taking up 5% of the place. >> I wouldn't recommend caramel crew caral

[1:31:19] [laughter] >> If you know, you know. >> They were taking up 27% of the space but making up 80% of the noise. >> whatever the number is. I don't remember

[1:31:32] >> Is it crazy? You're probably You're probably like the only other like black >> You have three? >> Yeah. I'm not the only one anymore. >> Yeah, man. >> Okay. So, you owe your parents two

[1:31:46] >> Why is that? >> Because the car or whatever, but I'm not paying them back. I'm not back. The Mazda. The Mazda 2. The I call it the >> I do. >> Do you run over black people with it?

[1:31:59] >> making sure he's not racist. This is good. I got you. I'm on your side. They're just saying chipping out, bro. Exactly. They were, bro. Honestly, I sometimes. I'm not going to lie. >> Who is they kind of do? Who is they?

[1:32:11] >> dude? Like, I mean, >> who the [ __ ] is they? Explain. Who is >> The black people. They go out sometimes. They just act too much. You know what I like, you know what I mean? >> I ain't going to lie, there are some

[1:32:24] >> Yes. Ghetto people suck. Yeah. Yeah. White trash people suck. know. Well, I I want to use another word than ghetto, but I'll call them ghetto Mexican types. >> Oh, yeah. Like I I did a video ranking

[1:32:36] it out. >> Okay, Rico. No one gives a I hate anyone >> Yeah, >> anyone that is trashy. That's fair. But I would not I don't It's just, you know, saying the ad word in front of a black

[1:32:49] >> At least it was soft. At least it wasn't hard R like confidence. [laughter]

[1:33:01] Miami Airbnb. $91. Just pay it. >> Yeah. [ __ ] >> Yeah. [ __ ] >> Just pay $91. Rico, don't your >> Don't get a hand job one day. $40 you owe to a bar.

[1:33:13] >> Burn it. >> Woke up drunk at a bar on the grass and you owe them 80 40 bucks. >> I like doing that way too much. I like I just like go homeless maxing when I get blacked out drunk. It's kind of fun. Max

[1:33:26] >> Dude, this is this is this is like >> Are you real? >> This is real. This is This is real, my You know what I mean? >> Okay. I don't like that. I don't like that.

[1:33:39] Not allowing that [ __ ] Do not say that to Tyler. I don't like that. So, we are the post show cuz I'm not going to allow that kind of [ __ ] >> What the Hey, give me some love. I have to film with an extra 20 minutes for

[1:33:53] him. But I don't know if I should go through the audience. He won't like it if I I just I don't think I do not like you. Don't say that to the black. Don't say that to my friend. >> Let's keep going. I won't say it. I

[1:34:05] won't say it. I just comment >> chicken account. You ended with I mean It's all raising canes. [ __ ] [ __ ] Bull going inside. Get into some [ __ ] Farmers market [ __ ] Genie member Terry Peter's burgers.

[1:34:17] Perry's burgers. Chipotle patrol patrol ended his savings with $411. Go [ __ ] honestly, I hope when um you might want blend. [laughter] Oh [ __ ] I'm so funny. Okay. Okay. What

[1:34:31] black man gets out of prison, he shoots your ass. Go to the, you know, post Premium shows every single day. Six days a week. I'm going to go through his fun phone. I saw some concerning [ __ ] in his Instagram DMs and I'm about to go

[1:34:45] to be incredible. Apologize to this man right now. >> I'm sorry for not using the hard. >> Okay, you are a piece of [ __ ] I'll see [ __ ] Why are you screenshotting so many conversations with people? Are they the

[1:34:57] people that have accused you? >> Maybe I care out and doesn't know what's >> This is just the message he's sending to everyone. Sex question mark. Sex >> Not really. >> His entire exude is Andrew Tate and

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