Change Your Wife?!
47sThe absurd suggestion to 'change your wife' is shockingly funny and relatable for many.
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This is a comedic skit set in a police station, featuring a constable (Hawaldar) dealing with absurd complaints and bribery. The humor relies on exaggerated characters and rapid-fire dialogue, typical of Indian comedy sketches.
A case that hasn't been opened for 10 years is brought up, establishing the chaos.
A man complains about his house and wife; the constable sarcastically suggests changing his wife.
A woman hesitates to tell her problem but eventually says her husband ran away with someone else.
A character asks for beedis (cigarettes) while in jail, leading to a bribery exchange.
A man complains of being teased by a woman, reversing the typical harassment complaint.
A bribe is given to celebrate a birthday, with balloons and music, ending the sketch.
The sketch ends with the fourth wall broken, acknowledging it was a scripted performance, and a call to like and subscribe.
Sarcastic advice
Showcases the constable's deadpan humor.
01:01Role reversal complaint
Subverts expectations of typical harassment cases.
03:24[00:11] [Music] Yes, yes, yes, it will be done
[00:33] This case has not been opened for 10 years. So it will not open even in the next 10 years. Then it not open even in the next 10 years. Then it is rubbish. This will be at least 3 kg. Will cost ₹.
[00:45] Well, it will definitely be of some use. Sir, please take some tea. Thank Sir, I am very worried about my house. Then change your house. Sir, you are not understanding.
[01:01] I am worried because of my wife. Then change your wife. What? Nothing. Take this. Give me the file and go and tell me your complaint there. Sir sir sir
[01:20] what happened madam are you feeling like pooping? I have come to lodge a complaint. What happened madam? Sir, what should I tell you, I do n't feel like telling you. So don't tell.
[01:36] Hey, tell me, only then the problem will be solved. Sir, my husband ran away with someone else. Why are you overacting so much? Is he a little mental? No, I passed it by giving bribe. Don't act amazingly after
[01:50] seeing the goods, you bastard. You also gave the money. Don't You also gave the money. Don't open your mouth. I am going to pee.
[02:16] need beedis while staying in jail. Yes. Dalla Tawde, you need a beedi in the class. Send location. Send location. I am coming right now. Sir, what is the need for location? Sir, what is the need for location? Come inside through the gate. Ok. I am coming. Take.
[02:30] Hey, my son will smoke beedi. Yes. Will smoke a beedi. I will give you a drink now. Sir, there is bail, take ₹1,000 and give me a drink. Should I light a beedi for you? Should I give it like this? Should I burn it ? Take. Take
[02:53] , okay. You teased me. I know I. I did not see the girl. Come on, shut up. Hey shut up, you are teasing me, Dilli shut up, are you mad, you are mad, Hey shut up, you are teasing me, Dilli shut up, are you mad, you are mad,
[03:12] police tension, yes you are going on about it, yes sir, what is the case, it is a case of teasing, hey, what is the case, it is a case of teasing, hey, tease the girl, hey sir, I did not
[03:24] tease her, she teased me, I have come to lodge a complaint, Kaliyuga says anything can happen. Madam used to tease me. I have a government job, I would have
[03:41] called a Pandit today itself. Yes brother, what is the problem? Sir, please give me some money and get me out. Hey ? Hey, do you think that Taavde is a dishonest man like a broker? dishonest man like a broker? Yes. Sir,
[03:57] And look, she is coming out from here. This is my upper out at night and take away my job? Sir, please get the cake cut. It's my birthday.
[04:13] Good. You consider your in-laws' house as your own. Bastard, make me dance here. I will give ₹50,000. Good. He is bribing the policeman. Wait a minute. Sir. Yes. Let's
[04:25] set up the tent. Why? It's a boy's birthday. He is giving 500. We will keep half each. Okay, go ahead and put the balloons. Yes, I am applying it. I am applying it. Hey DJ, increase the volume of the box. We will celebrate brother's birthday today.
[04:45] [applause] Oh you, oh you, get out of here. This was in the script. This was it. A mentally unstable person wanders everywhere. Move over, hey, turn off the camera. Like, subscribe, press the bell. Jai Bappa.
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