I Bought Amazon's 'Number One' Tech...

[00:00] I'm gonna be buying stuff from Amazon as the top search result. Does Jeffy B really have my back?

[00:13] - [Adriana] The "Z" in Bezos stands for "zaddy." - Alex, good sir, give me the first search result - [Alex] Let's see, what is the current

[00:27] This is the best seller. (Alex laughs) At least it's not like a PS5 Pro. (laughs) - [Alex] Oh God.

[00:40] - All right, so the first thing is the Plaud Note Pro. You take photos with it, and then uses AI to help summarize.

[00:52] but I have seen a lot of people talk about it. - Smart glasses? Look at the terrible Photoshop of this guy.

[01:06] Maybe AI generate better photos, ya dinguses. - Simple laptop? (screams) It's an HP Stream, no!

[01:19] when they search for PC? - (laughs) Dell OptiPlex with a 3rd Gen Core i5. Great laptop.

[01:34] "Best laptop that isn't too expensive." that protect the rights of workers.

[01:46] Let's do "renewed phone." Now, we've looked at Amazon Renewed in the past. So that, my friends, I think we have everything we need

[02:00] and instead just trusting whatever Amazon feeds you and see exactly what Jeffy B and the boys Jeffy B and the Boys does sound like a kind of band

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[03:53] However, why don't we take a closer look Tell ya, lot of bull (quack). We got ourselves the hot new PlayStation

[04:09] high sensitivity and anti-skid design. - [Alex] What do you mean anti-skid? Well, we do have the Dual Sense.

[04:23] a little far away, it looks like a DualSense, it's got some Mad Catz vibes, I will say. And here is our 4K Game Stick Pro,

[04:37] if you squint. - [Alex] The listing that we bought it from - Well, we're off to a good start, aren't we?

[04:51] - We've got two controllers. Unfortunately, this is my PlayStation experience. exact percentage for like 5, 10 minutes.

[05:07] kind of feel similar to a PS. - Compared to a lot of very cheap little emulators this one feels like it's at least 75.

[05:21] - Is this is Las Vegas? - Ah, checkmate, it was a chess. - Alex, how much did we spend on our game console?

[05:33] Oh, that's a little bit much, actually. full of illicit ROMs. I'll just say that I know a guy

[05:47] - The guy. - Mr. Temu? - We can all agree that the future is robots, right? we gotta solve the more important issue,

[06:01] And I've heard that there is a newfangled technology - Hey, Siri, how do I get more thumbs up on Tinder?

[06:14] - I found no intelligence, but I did find this, It's like basically credit card size. Wait, I already purchased a plan with your device.

[06:30] $240 a year! It comes with a 300-minute starter plan.

[06:42] Wait, so you tap and hold it and it would just listen All right, I believe that we are recording. to the seventh annual Overclock board meeting.

[06:58] I'd like to start out with exhibit A: the biggest problem. We're going to liquidate Denki and This Is. which will last roughly half a flight.

[07:12] - [Ken] Burn it all down. we're not recording this, right? any suggestions on how to improve profitability?

[07:25] - "Recording highlights. 'cause he keeps buying Stingers on the company card." So shall we try to do a phone call?

[07:39] so you can hear me fine, everything's normal. - [Ken] So Pizza Hut, how can I help you? some corporate governance fraud, please.

[07:53] "The vibe: this is a playful - It's real corporate espionage. - I understand you gotta pay

[08:05] But first of all, there are a lot of ways There are things that are kind of neat about it, It does not feel like this is very useful

[08:19] for all the AI transcriptions. Am I taking crazy pills here? a chart on how you're being an evil corporate capitalist,

[08:34] So this one, (grunts) what was the search term for this particular item? I love something simple.

[08:49] And what came back was a Dell OptiPlex I'm gonna put on my, and fair reviewer face for a second,

[09:02] This is the most like out-of-a-doctor's-office, or should I just plug it in and find out what it is?

[09:14] 45 minutes since we first turned this computer on, It didn't have any big Windows updates. However, I'm pretty sure that the spec they told us

[09:28] there's a little date code on here. This was built May 23rd, 2012, which is- - It's about the same age as some of our viewers.

[09:41] - [Alex] My God, it's Sunday. I do have another item. - It is a laser measure.

[09:53] Can I just laser things? Time, it is 52 minutes. which I'll tell you, this is like three

[10:08] that is supposed to be supported by Windows 11. and it is a two-terabyte WD world's slowest hard drive.

[10:20] - No, no. - Things are, so- - Yeah, you hit the button once, What, does it say I'm seven feet tall?

[10:32] Here's the thing, this is great. - [Alex] 'Cause it's lying for you? I think this is a pile of hot garbage.

[10:45] but hopefully this was incredibly cheap. (bright music) how much did we pay for this PC

[11:00] - [Alex] We paid $297. - Ahhh! (Alex laughing) from places like Amazon.

[11:15] for all this extra junk, but you almost certainly wanna load It'll actually somewhat be usable on this level of hardware.

[11:27] All right, so now that we've got all the bad items - [Alex] I got news for you, buddy. (laughs) I will say, when we tried to look for gizmos on Amazon,

[11:44] - [Alex] We searched for fancy gizmos, and I guess- - But the problem is this is gonna take one to two weeks. is not your strong suit.

[11:56] Why does he look so (quack) up? - [Austin] Why is it all over his face? What the hell?

[12:11] Well, yeah, this is like a Martha Stewart thing and I reach underneath and I pull out a whole turkey. Does it look cool?

[12:25] (upbeat music) then you're all ready to go.

[12:39] for pets, animals, or objects of any kind. - How about we get to some actual tech, shall we? So this is our Galaxy S22.

[12:56] Do you know what grade this phone is supposed to be? - So we've got ourselves a fresh screen protector. and that looks really clean.

[13:12] But assuming that this is in as good a shape as it seems, The S22 is actually still pretty similar to the S26.

[13:24] Please censor anything that might be nefarious. It also has a whole, whole bunch of scuffs that this has been a well-used phone.

[13:39] - Okay, I think the hardware is good. How much did we pay for our Amazon Renewed Galaxy S22? - That's all right.

[13:54] that you are on a ticking time clock How much more would I have to spend if I was sticking inside Amazon Renewed?

[14:07] - I think I might pay that. would make me want to pay an extra, what, $70. All right, next up, we've got ourselves our smart glasses.

[14:23] - [Alex] It was just smart glasses. (laughs) All right, so we've got ourselves a cleaning cloth So it has a little magnetic charger.

[14:36] One of the things I really like about these So you just drop 'em in a normal-sized case. every day is actually annoying.

[14:51] The Meta Ray-Bans have, like this is all speaker right here, It's really small. The setup process is actually relatively straightforward,

[15:06] They feel very tall. - The glare is crazy. So the front button will do camera and video, and then double click for AI quick image recognition.

[15:22] I see an indoor studio or video production setup. - [Adriana] Ew. Like, yeah, dang.

[15:35] The sound is not terrible. It seems like they've got very small little speakers inside. and we'll see how these things stack up to the actual Metas?

[15:47] take a photo with the Metas in the exact same spot. It's really just that these glasses are way too zoomed in.

[15:59] Can you give me an idea how much I paid for these? - Okay, so if you don't care about privacy, because I feel like it's still quite suspect

[16:15] to trust something like this, but it ain't that bad, man. Look at all these glum faces. Alex, what the hell did I search again?

[16:27] - A mini archery bow. Oh, oh, you can hurt yourself with this. Now, is it sharp everywhere?

[16:42] - [Adriana] Practice run here. so let's just try the tip by itself. So just a little, oh, that was pretty sharp.

[16:54] Oh, it went all the way through, right? How much did we pay for our Bowmatic 9000? - Yeah, I guess it's fine for 12 bucks.

[17:09] Those are the eyes, and that's the mouth right there. - And he always walks around like... from good old Amazon, a classic would be a laptop.

[17:26] It was cheap laptop, good laptop? what you searched for. We've got ourselves a KAIGERR.

[17:39] (quack) if I know. So we have ourselves the gigantic laptop. So first glance, it looks okay, but very plasticky feeling.

[17:54] Just open it up and see, that hinge is really stiff. - [Adriana] Chunker, I hardly know her. It looks like it's probably like 1080p,

[18:07] that the viewing angles are downright reasonable. You see that? I find that a lot of specifically Chinese devices

[18:22] they probably didn't pay for that Windows 11 Pro key. but it's a little bit unusual. but I was up to speed almost immediately typing on that.

[18:39] - 2016 really. Console laptops, and yes, even a gaming PC. It sounds like a bad phone speaker.

[18:53] you should probably not buy this laptop. The spec is actually reasonable. but for the price, it's probably not crazy.

[19:06] Alex, how much did I actually pay for this KAIGERR laptop 9000? The problem is that at $400,

[19:20] at a selection of laptops that are below $500, at that 4 to $500 price point. or the ability to stretch your budget to $600,

[19:33] and it doesn't even like it. there's not a lot of positive stuff here. were just simply not really

[19:50] of Amazon having way too many items and ring-a-ling that ding-a-ling button. by that A-to-Z store a little bit too often,

[20:06] and most of them weren't on amazon.com, unfortunately. (light music)