I Escaped A Tornado…

[00:19] Funnel Runners. The devs gave me access to a closed play test. So, if there's bugs in it, they warned me there might be bugs in it. Let's see. Chad, who was here like two months ago when

[00:34] early access to the game at the end of May? We're about a month late, but I ain't complaining, buddy. Let me tell you. ain't complaining. And I wonder how it is solo.

[00:50] Surely it's still good solo. I'm riding solo. Solo. Funnel Runners is, it's that game that's not out yet to where there's a tornado

[01:04] about to kill you and you have to collect stuff to get away from the collect stuff to get away from the tornado.

[01:38] months ago. No, you don't. I've never played this game in my life. They just played this game in my life. They just gave me the code today.

[02:02] Man, bro, this fan is helping me right now. of the tornado? No.

[02:19] are watching this tape, congratulations. You're still alive, conscious, and in possession of company property. It appears your Apex inconvenience. >> Someone called this breaking down. Apex

[02:32] prefers the term unexpected team building opportunity. First, attempt to start the van. This will run an automatic diagnostic and replacement. >> Okay.

[02:45] >> Fortunately for you, Apex has determined there is a statistically acceptable chance the parts you need can be found nearby. >> Okay. >> While in the field, use W and D on your

[02:57] >> Immersion broken. >> Use your mouse to look around. To jump over small obstacles, press the space bar. If you discover an item of potential company value, pick it up by pressing Q.

[03:11] pressing Q. Some items have special functions. Always remember, your inventory space is limited. Carry only what you need, what

[03:24] you think you need, or what Apex might later claim you should have needed. attachments formed with abandoned equipment. Now, a word about weather. Field conditions may include tornadoes, acid rain, hail, fire, down power lines,

[03:41] open manhole covers, and other natural or unnatural hazards. If a tornado approaches, please remain calm. Either crouch down by pressing C or control, or vary. >> I don't think that's of your stamina.

[03:56] Apex technicians are expected to sprint efficiently, but not indefinitely. Avoid standing in acid rain. Avoid being stuck by hail. Avoid walking into fire.

[04:08] Avoid open manhole covers where possible. Avoid down power lines. Avoid guidelines may seem obvious. Our legal department insisted we include them.

[04:20] >> Recover the necessary parts. >> Repair the van and return safely. Your continued survival reflects positively on Apex. Good luck out there.

[04:33] positively on Apex. Good luck out there. >> Thank you. I'm assuming this is going to be difficult. Solo Valkos with the 10. Woo

[04:48] with a 10. Thank you. Yo, this is gonna be STRAIGHT UP CINEMA. Yo, this is gonna be STRAIGHT UP CINEMA. I JUST GOT DOXED. What is that?

[05:03] Video frame rate. That's fine. frame rate. That's fine. Controls. Aim assist.

[05:18] No turn. Uh. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET IT. NO. Create session. New session. Create session. New session. Dookie

[05:39] difficulty. I should lowkey do a training mode.

[06:00] I just want to do a training mode just TO SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. WAIT, I'm going to get Wait a minute. No, hold up. Invite only. Okay. I don't want it like a hacker to

[06:12] join me and then leak my butt cheek pictures again.

[06:41] I'm employee number one. Can y'all see? Let me go down here.

[07:19] That made my stomach hurt. I'm about to puke.

[08:16] Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. Okay, hold on. Let is this? Is that me? Is that me? Whiteboard.

[08:43] Yo, with the five. Thank you. Move your face cam. Shut up, you filthy disgusting loser. I MOVED YOU DOWN THERE ON PURPOSE. PURPOSE. Matter of fact, where you at? Come here.

[09:10] Zelda reference. Old ass Link.

[09:29] Wiggly with the 10. All right, hold on. All right, hold on. Company vault. Oh, man. Oh. Oh, man. Company vault. Oh, man. Oh. Oh, man. 1953.

[10:00] Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's a jam right there. Okay. Session American suburbs. Let me read this. This American suburban town was once home to ordinary families in a quiet,

[10:15] predictable routine. Y'all gathering this? Good. Over time, a series of unusual events began to reshape daily life with violent began to reshape daily life with violent storms, recurring tornado activity, and

[10:29] water contamination gradually driving residences away. As the neighborhood emptied, Apex acquired the area for research purposes. acquired the area for research purposes. citing an interesting an an interesting

[10:44] an interest in the region. Got it. I'm on training mode daytime. Go.

[11:07] case. The game still being worked on. I got you. got you. W Supernova for real. Wde devs.

[11:19] game yet. They just let me play it early. Your vehicle is broken. There are multiple weather anomalies approaching. Escape preferably preferably alive. Do not forget you must fulfill your mission

[11:34] objectives. In need of help, check the service schematic poster. Okay, this is training mode. Okay, move around. Interact. Got it.

[11:48] around. Interact. Got it. F5. Threat two miles.

[12:02] How do I use it? Right click. Bet. I What does this do? I ain't got no friends. Drop that. Oh, I can't drop the I can't drop the walkie-talkie. Okay, that's cool.

[12:15] walkie-talkie. Okay, that's cool. Chad, is F5 the biggest tornado? Oh, you can get items from here if you need them. need them. I ain't got no bread. Oh my goodness.

[12:29] I ain't got no bread. Oh my goodness. What you going to do with a umbrella? All right, hold up. Okay, Jack. Toolbox. Can we fix it? Probably. You better hope

[12:41] so. Toolbox can be used to remove both broken tires and batteries on the van. To use it. Okay. Left mouse button while holding it. Okay. I'm going to drop this here for now because I don't think I need it yet. Jack. What's this Doppler

[12:56] need it yet. Jack. What's this Doppler radar?

[13:13] Oh lord, I hear something. I'm cooked. Hold on. I know where to go.

[13:30] What is [screaming] that? OH LORD. IT'S A TORNADO.

[13:52] in here for? Okay, this is training mode. It's telling me to turn the key and the extra is check the mission board. Okay. Where's the uh where's the mission board exactly?

[14:07] Duh duh duh. Here's the mission board right here. Apex tokens have been found on private or have been found on private property. This is unacceptable as company tokens are to remain under authorized custody

[14:19] at all times. Retrieve them. Mission objective. Retrieve 120 tokens.

[14:41] I don't feel safe driving in this weather right here.

[15:09] >> It's right beside [screaming] us. That's a big one.

[15:34] Put that seat belt on. Hey. Okay, hold on. QUIT PANICKING, CHAD. STOP PANICKING.

[16:06] Look, let's look at the task list up here. Fill the coolant reservoir. Fill here. Fill the coolant reservoir. Fill the fuel tank. Fill the oil in the reservoir. Um, let's do that. Okay, let's do that.

[16:19] Um, let's do that. Okay, let's do that. Do I got some gas?

[16:37] take a look at the engine. Yo, this is straight cinema. Let me take a look AT THIS ENGINE REAL QUICK.

[16:49] OKAY, LOOKS LIKE IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN. IT NEEDS SOME BLINKER FLUID. IT NEEDS SOME BLINKER FLUID. UH, OKAY. OKAY, close that. Let me go make a plan of action real quick.

[17:03] of action real quick. Coffee with the

[17:28] training mode. YEAH, THIS IS TRAINING MODE, by the way.

[17:40] Oh Lord. Ow. [screaming]

[18:41] Yo, how do they expect ME TO GET OUT OF HERE? DRIVE. I can't. Okay.

[19:03] areas and try to find some coolant, some fuel, and oil and the tokens that we need to get out of here? Let's do all that. I'm going to run if I can. I don't that. I'm going to run if I can. I don't know if I can open this.

[19:26] THIS HOUSE HAS GOT SNAPPED. Y'ALL GOT ANY GAS IN HERE?

[19:38] collectibles box on the van. You'll get a bonus. a bonus. Where the collectibles box chat? Have y'all seen a collectibles box in here?

[19:57] me? Chad, is it lagging? It looked good to me. Okay, I'm going to put it in here. Did that work? Yes, it did work. Got it.

[20:10] here. There's a gas station. We need to go over there.

[20:40] >> Let that storm pass. Let that storm pass. There was more stuff in there.

[21:17] Yo, W game so far though. What? This is training mode.

[21:29] Okay, let this one pass. Someone to go back in that house. How is this training mode? I do not know.

[22:40] THE HOUSE IS COMPLETE. I'M GOING. Maybe the stuff survived.

[23:04] I CAN REVIVE MY FRIENDS THAT AREN'T HERE.

[23:17] The defibrillator's still there. I don't need it right now cuz it's just me. Med kit. I do need that band-aid. All right, hold up.

[23:31] Clo. All right, goodness. Okay. Um,

[23:46] can I put the document in there? Yes, I can put the energy pills. I can't put the energy pills in there. And I have the med kit on me. Let me drop the energy pills

[23:59] here. Let me drop the med kit here. Okay, chat. Do I run up here to this gas station and look for some car stuff?

[24:15] I'm going. I'm going. It's dark now. What? I'm going. Wait. F5 threat less than a

[24:28] I'm going. Wait. F5 threat less than a mile out. We're good. Just send it.

[24:59] out here. Please.

[25:30] All right, I need to get this battery back to the van. What is this? A band-aid. I'm going to get it and use it. I've taken a little bit of damage.

[25:47] Okay, let's see what else is in this gas station. Okay, what else is in here? What is this? Tokens. Nice.

[26:00] this? Tokens. Nice. This gas station ain't got no gas. building, too. What is that toolbox? I'm bringing this

[26:13] back. Bring the battery first. Matter of fact, put one of these in here. I'm going come back for it. This what we needed. We needed coolant.

[26:25] This what we needed. We needed coolant. Drop this in here. inventory does it take? One. I'm bringing this and the battery back.

[26:40] Go. I'm running slow though cuz I'm carrying that. fill the coolant in the van so we can get out of here after I collect all the

[26:52] get out of here after I collect all the tokens. Am I going to make it?

[27:23] Relax everybody. Relax. Training mode, by the way. Okay. Um, drop this here. Drop the battery.

[27:55] >> [screaming] >> It's huge. >> It's huge. You're in the eye of it.

[28:15] SOME'S TELLING ME THAT GAS STATION'S NOT GOING TO BE THERE ANYMORE. I don't know if it survived it. Let's go put the coolant in the engine.

[28:33] getting here, there was an entire house right here when we first got in.

[29:03] BOOM. THAT ONE'S DONE. BEAUTIFUL PROGRESS.

[29:15] OKAY. OKAY. All right. I have to use the restroom so bad. Chat, keep eye on the through. Close it. I didn't close it. I got to go Close it. I didn't close it. I got to go use the restroom.

[29:41] RIGHT BACK. Almost tripped over the fan. Almost tripped over the fan. What is that siren?

[31:23] I'm dead. Get to the truck. Oh [screaming] my god.

[32:10] Oh my goodness. What? This game isn't even out yet. Hold on, dude. Let me GO TURN MY MAKE SURE MY THERMOSTAT'S off cuz it's still SURE MY THERMOSTAT'S off cuz it's still blowing heat. What is that?

[32:24] blowing heat. What is that? Why is it beeping? off. Yeah, we got to try that again. Yo,

[32:36] by the way, this is a closed play test, by the way. Yo, this is crazy. [snorts] We go again. I got to move faster this time. I was trying to get my bearings straight.

[32:50] straight. Yo, dev's cooked with this, bro. What? Yo, dev's cooked with this, bro. What? Okay, I'm a field recruit. Try that again. We we we we got our bearings, so we at least somewhat know

[33:04] bearings, so we at least somewhat know what we might need to do this time. Yo, Ace with the five. Thank you, Ace with the five.

[33:18] with the five. W Ace with the five. All right. Can we pass the tutorial this time, Can we pass the tutorial this time, chat?

[33:42] Oh, it spawns you in a different area every time. Before I start, should I like look around for a second?

[34:11] Check what's wrong with the van. I don't think it's going to tell me until I

[34:23] Probably not. All right, let's start. I got it this time. Let me see what's on the mission board. We got to get 120 tokens. Got it. All right, chat. Let's tokens. Got it. All right, chat. Let's see. Are you ready?

[34:51] time. Only two things. Coolant and oil. Let's move quick. Go. We're moving with a purpose. Coolant and oil. This house looks like it's got to have

[35:04] something in it. Look at this house. They got money. Yo, K with the 10. Get the WK with the 10. Get it. Thank you. Wait. Devs just sent some more bits. The devs did.

[35:19] Okay. So, training might be a little spicy. LMAO. The key is getting out and searching as soon as possible. I've gathered that. WD devs. Thank you. Yo, happy uh happy birthday, Arwin. What's that noise?

[35:41] Okay, there's a garage over here. Y'all got to have something. got to have something. What is this flashlight? Need that for the main objective. That's a repair kit. There's a battery. I don't

[35:54] think I need a battery. More coins. You ain't got no gas. THIS MONEY IN the like that right there.

[36:09] Uhoh. Go in here. I do with this? Oh, it's a collectible. Okay, got it.

[36:26] I hear something. What is this? Coin. Coin. Another collectible. Energy drink. Don't need it right now. Look around some more. Chad, if you had

[36:41] gas in your house, where would you keep it?

[36:56] Get to the bathroom. SAFEST SPOT IN THE HOUSE. WINDOW RIGHT HERE. OH, LORD. Who's got a window in their shower?

[37:19] All right, let's get back. I'm going to come back to this house right after and grab my flashlight. I don't know where I put the flashlight at. I'mma come right back.

[37:33] come right back. Where's the van? Yo, I was about to say, what is that? I'm going to come right back to that. I'm going to come right back to that. Hold up.

[37:52] Storage. Storage. Okay, those are three collectibles right there. Grab that collectibles right there. Grab that coolant. Put it in.

[38:22] Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

[39:02] the W. Palestinian Pris with the 20. Get it. Thank you. Yo, W Palestinian priest with a 20. I really appreciate that. Thank you.

[39:18] really appreciate that. Thank you. Can you not drive away?

[39:55] That's done. All we need is oil now. That's it. Surely this thing's got some oil. It's uh

[40:15] Maybe this house has some oil in it. Garage. Let me in here.

[40:32] Chad, the weather's bad right now. I don't know if y'all could tell. Okay, y'all got to have some oil somewhere in here. somewhere in here. Pop that.

[40:51] here? Tokens. We have 74 of 120 to.

[41:05] Uh, Chad, I think there's a tornado outside.

[41:49] Oh my goodness, dog,

[42:04] that? Okay, we got to get back.

[42:24] there was a second floor to this house, but I know there's not now. Uh, get to the van right now. Get to the van right now. I'll find more tokens later. Give me to the van.

[42:39] That house is about to I never check the garage. Put this in here. Hold up. garage. Put this in here. Hold up. EVERYBODY RELAX. CALM DOWN.

[42:53] OH, well that's not good. Okay, drop. Put this in here. quick. Go. I'm moving slow as Christmas right now. This house is about to collapse.

[43:13] [screaming] >> HOW YOU STILL GOT SIGNAL? OH, those are tokens. I thought that was an energy drink.

[43:26] Wait, I got all the tokens. Do you have oil in That's fuel. No, Do you have oil in That's fuel. No, there's no oil in here.

[43:38] out of here. I'm just going to take this just to have it. That did not sound good at all. Why does That did not sound good at all. Why does the sky Why does the sky look red?

[44:05] chat. We need oil bad. Trying to get oiled up in here. to find some oil. That's the only That's the only option. We got to go now.

[44:17] the only option. We got to go now. I'mma let this pass real quick. There's like a tornado directly on top of us.

[45:00] joke. This is like actually a horror game. All right, let's go. game. All right, let's go. Oh, it looks bad.

[45:16] somewhere. I don't know what portable conductor I don't know what portable conductor does. What is IS THAT CALLING A LIGHTNING STRIKE? GET RID OF THAT.

[45:52] Should I go now? We got to go now. That F5 is getting closer.

[46:15] No. Sh they ain't got no

[46:37] chat. This game is cra I need the crowbar for this.

[47:30] Muffin man with the pipe. Let's just take it just in case. Go.

[47:48] to need the crowbar to get in here anymore. But maybe anymore. But maybe we still needed it. Wow.

[48:14] There's got to be oil in here. There ain't no oil in here.

[48:35] No. You have everything except oil. I can't believe that. Please.

[48:52] Oh my goodness. The F5 is getting closer, dog.

[49:07] There's no houses nearby. I'M GOING TO GO TO THAT HOUSE. I HAVE to

[49:30] I LIKE HOW I SAID that like there was somebody in here.

[49:42] Well, I'm begging you. This is like my last hope.

[50:06] Drop the crowb marks to slow me down. I'm out of stamina.

[50:18] Oh, we got to move. I'm going as fast as I can. I'm out of stamina.

[50:30] Please, please. Oil, oil, oil. Hurry.

[51:08] What happened? Let's go. Let's go. We beat the tutorial, baby.

[52:06] Yo, when this game drops, dog, mode. That was literally tutorial. That wasn't even easy mode. That was

[52:19] unironically tutorial mode. Leviathan with the five. Thank you.

[52:32] uh That was the goal of that one to collect 120. collect 120. What's happening?

[52:54] By the way, this isn't even like a beta. It's a closed play test, bro. This has like the craziest potential ever.

[53:27] >> I'm watching this. I'm watching this again cuz it's comforting. >> And in possession of company property. It appears your Apex [music] interconvenience. >> Someone call this breaking down. Apex

[53:40] >> Someone call this breaking down. Apex prefers the term unexpected team. prefers the term unexpected team. >> I watched part of it.

[54:10] difficulty normal.

[54:23] to normal mode. Let's go.

[54:37] Are you a fart jar huffer? No. All right. Where did it start us at? All right. Where did it start us at? Wait a minute.

[55:00] I mean, oh my goodness. What else do you want me to tell you? I can't open it. Okay. Session

[55:20] day. Oh, we don't have hard mode unlocked. It unlocks at level 10. I'm unlocked. It unlocks at level 10. I'm only level three. I'm still a noob. only level three. I'm still a noob. Okay.

[55:35] Normal mode. Do you think I can get it? [snorts] I'm going. Send it. [snorts] I'm going. Send it. What's the mission board? GG.

[56:18] I don't know how to read that. Okay, let's see what's wrong with the van.

[56:40] It needs fuses and fuel. We can handle that.

[56:55] That's not safe. Let me get my flashlight.

[57:19] please? Oh my goodness. The weather events. I Oh my goodness. The weather events. I mean, that got messed up. Look at that.

[57:33] something it appears. I hear a twister.

[57:50] Chat, we're looking for fuel and fuses. Got it.

[58:06] Oh my goodness. It's a Christmas miracle. miracle. We found the fuses already.

[58:51] Is there a back door? No. Oh lord. Chat, there's a gas station. Do I send

[59:04] Chat, there's a gas station. Do I send it? Yes. Okay, I will.

[59:18] >> I'm too far from the van. I'm stupid for this. GG.

[59:51] Yo, Charvey with the five. Thank you. I'm moving so slow. I'm moving so slow. I ain't got no stamina.

[1:00:33] later, I would have died. By the way, that is insane.

[1:01:07] Okay, chat. Look, all we got to do now is get to the coordinates.

[1:01:31] As soon as this passes, I'm running to the checkpoints. Yeah.

[1:02:40] >> Oh my god. We got to go. We just got to go.

[1:03:40] Wait, I'm going the wrong way. I'm a simpleton.

[1:04:00] I got it. Let's get out of here. It's done. Oh no, I'm out of stamina.

[1:04:43] Look at the birthday circled on the calendar. Wait, what?

[1:05:03] It's not out yet. Easier than training mode. The dev just said, "Look at the birthday circled on the calendar." Hold up.

[1:05:21] Yo, this is goated, bro. when this actually like officially comes out,

[1:05:39] THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY. YO, W devs for real. I'll do some spooky action. Should I go for the ex like try to get extreme mode

[1:05:52] for the ex like try to get extreme mode tomorrow? Low key. I think tomorrow I try to unlock extreme mode to do an extreme mode run. Yo, W Supernova, by the way. Go. I'm going play this again tomorrow 100%.

[1:06:07] This is actually so good. I can't believe how good this is. This is like one of the coolest weather games ever. it. Chat, TELL ME DON'T FEEL like you're actually in a tornado.

[1:06:22] Dude, I'm playing this again tomorrow. This is actually sick. Spooky time, bro. This is goated, man. This is actually goated.