I Went to Colombia

[00:02] set myself the goal of getting to know the countries you, beautiful viewers, are from. First place was Mexico, which we already visited, we already did a blog there. Let's take a look at that huge flag. That flag is huge. It's

[00:14] probably the biggest piece of fabric I've seen since your mom's underwear. And in second place is Colombia. Wow, dude, that's a real one, I didn't know that, dude. Not only am I going to get to know that beautiful country and my dear subscribers there, but I'm

[00:29] also going to meet my best internet friend, who is this guy wanker too. How many times a day do you masturbate? Until I feel my hands, my legs go numb and I lie unconscious on the floor.

[00:43] We've been talking and recording together for about 6 years and I've never met him in The truth is that these days I have felt very alone, I mean, without a friend, without Have a pleasant night in your solitude, without friends and without anyone. Bye,

[00:58] kidding, just kidding. Oh, my mother. He went away . He went away. . He went away. Anyway, my flight starts right now. Oh, how crazy. I'm here now. All that remains is to wait out all the

[01:11] remaining hours. I'm a little tired, I didn't sleep at all. So, I'm going to take advantage of this moment and leave them recording to make a nice leave them recording to make a nice timelapse.

[01:30] We made a stopover here on our way to Medellín and well, I'm just catching up on Colombian music here. Né Fercho, that Carol G, pure Octavio Mesa, compadre. The fight with the devil. And I was able to do this because I already have

[01:42] internet while in Colombia thanks to Holafly, which is the internet service used by experienced travelers. Dad, you don't need to carry this little thing around anymore. So, where are you going to store it? Where are you going to put it? It does

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[02:55] color. I don't, but you are huge. The mother huge. We've been talking online. How crazy. I

[03:08] We've been talking online. How crazy. I imagined you as tall, but short. imagined you as tall, but short. Yes, yes, yes. Colombian food around here, damn it? Yeah, yeah, just to try it, so you can try

[03:23] Colombian cuisine, you idiot. Come on, come on, soda or what the hell? No, the acronym is Pony, I do No, the acronym is Pony, I do n't know. Well, it's Malta. Is it really

[03:38] The best guide. It doesn't matter . Let's try it. I imagine it's a soft drink. Onimalta. Yes, I've seen it in commercials.

[03:52] exotic to me, like I tasted coffee beer. It's because they make coffee with the seva. They make coffee, right? They make you beer. For breakfast we ate some good arepas, buñuelitos, empanadas and pan de bono.

[04:11] Let's say some flavors. You already felt it before. Have you felt that yet? He already felt Here I am eating my pan de bono with a nice ponimalta after leaving the dinner.

[04:23] Ah. You are a total psychopath. How she bites it. No, because then they put the good stuff right in the middle. I have to bite my tongue. You bite. No, that's very psychopathic. One always bites the tip.

[04:35] when the mouse comes in at night, eats the bread, and takes a bite. Yes, she liked it. Yes, not like this, not like this . I

[04:48] give it a 10 out of 10, honestly. Seriously, so as not to look bad in the no reason for me to have a raffle. It's from a roast chicken. video. No, no, no, don't worry.

[05:00] After having tasted some of Colombia's culinary delights, we headed to Comuna 13, one of Medellín's most popular neighborhoods, which went from being a very violent and dangerous area to a very touristy and

[05:12] visited place. We are in commune 13. We have the tour guide Douglas there. He's the one who knows everything. He knows everything about here. It smells really nice in here. It smells kind of like incense, I don't know. Oh, what was

[05:26] Nicholas. The microlax. The wind and the ugly one. No, Armando. Oh, I'm a fan. People come here to work their we have to go, Douglas? No, that's just the beginning.

[05:41] Luisito Comunica has arrived, Carol G. This little Chinese guy who I don't know. He G. This little Chinese guy who I don't know. He has an olive branch and everything is serious. He Oh, thank you. There's a saying that goes, "You have to

[05:54] put it in, take it out, bite it, and suck it to get pleasure." Yes, they already made us laugh at the "Yes , mother" thing. I turned red. It's I understand why Shakira is there. She follows

[06:10] Get creative to have a good time. to have a good time. Oh, it's moving. All that's missing is "

[06:24] Yes, yes. Those are 20 for 50, 50 or 100. Are they real ants? Look. Oh yes, they really are big-bootied. Everything about Colombia is curvy and aphrodisiac. And an aphrodisiac.

[06:36] with a beer. And what's going to happen to me? He gets horny be. Well, he has good hands. Big assistant. No, I think that one is flat. Check that out.

[06:52] Big ass. This is a beam. That could definitely make a " This is a beam. That could definitely make a "

[07:05] To what? Ant or big-bottomed? He tried the big-bottomed ant. No, he doesn't want to. It tastes but burnt popcorn tastes like an iguana egg.

[07:18] I thought I had to climb all the way up on foot, but there are no escalators. foot, but there are no escalators. What a blessing. Oh, mama donkey.

[07:39] days as a run-over [ __ ], but always [ __ ]. We've been climbing for quite a while now . I thought we were going to arrive more tired, but the truth is that those escalators are doing us a huge favor. Honestly, what a

[07:51] doing us a huge favor. Honestly, what a great view we have here.

[08:06] . They're literally lifting it up. From Guatemala. Guatemala. The same as I do. I had Guatemala. The same as I do. I had

[08:43] never danced like that in my life . of Commune 13. As you can see, it's over.

[09:12] Colombia. Yes. It's fried chicken, but it's the most popular brand around here, from what I've been told.

[09:24] song? Nobody does it like Frisbe does. There, it's like a ballad. Chayán performed it at the time. Outside of José. No, me neither. Nobody does it like Prisb does.

[09:43] We already ordered some parts and we're waiting here for the device to vibrate. No no. I have fond memories. Once I ate a small piece of chicken and a bump fell on me. The mother,

[09:55] but it has nothing to do with frisbee. No, but look, there's an urban legend character. And the frisbee chicken will never be at the frisbee establishment. It's frisbee establishment. But what? The character.

[10:08] can see him begging for coins on the street. on that street of the but not outside of a not outside of one of the sale of free coming out over there from the island of a bar is on Jeff's list was at Pop D's parties.

[10:28] No. His dad was the frisbee chicken. They were everywhere except at home. Delas. Let's see, the average. It depends on size is it? Never look at it and you can't show it like that for the video

[10:42] chicken leg. Congo has 17 points. [ __ ] it . It 's already vibrating. It's already vibrating. like Frisbe does. Frisbee.

[10:57] frisbee. First impression of the chips. Also regular ones like McDonald's. I'm not going to talk nonsense either. Well, here add honey. Honey

[11:12] Here we have the little leg and we're going to put a little honey on it. So. . Looking forward to it. As if they were pancakes. Let's First impressions are no joke. Okay, ready, ready.

[11:38] Nobody does it like Frisbee does. Frisbe, the texture, the temperature, the little bit of fat, the little bit of honey. They excited my chicken is strange, it's exotic, but okay. I

[11:52] mean, no, my palate didn't reject it, but rather said, "Ah, he hugged and squeezed it." What, "What gloves?" No, that's reggae, Oh, high five! We're going to play padel now.

[12:04] There's a theory, a creepypasta. You ate a frisbee chicken at 3 in the the frisbee chicken appears and pulls your legs. It the product, I mean, that it appears and gives you a mom or something like that. Frisbee mam.

[12:20] And while your mom is making the frisbee, " Nobody Does It" is playing. Nobody Does It" is playing. Nobody does it like Frisbe does. Frisbees are more romantic.

[12:43] . You have to make a wish, dude. It's hard to find. Yes. Did you ask May all the chicks in the world be happy. And you know what he said to me, "Shut your mouth, stupid." And he hit me. And I said, " Why, Mr. Frisbe?"

[12:57] Uh, I never really liked asking for [ __ ] . named after an artist who was apparently very obsessed with

[13:09] fatness. A fat horse over there, a fat kitten. Mortals," but he was quite the artist. Well, legend has it that if you rub your cat's cats, pets, you know, a lot of health. Now, if we rub the little

[13:25] beard grow. It goes without saying. We already know that, right? going to change your name. Something I like about this square is that out of nowhere a rapper will approach you to improvise. And here I am rapping Medellín

[13:40] huh? And something I don't like is that they stay for so long, damn it. Okay, okay. The birds, my brother. I'll give 15 for her to take it. No, but the bird is very expensive.

[13:54] Oh, how cool. Wow, that thing has life, bro. It's dangerous. 10, Dad. . Let's go. He's so uncommitted that he likes being the boss, the best of

[14:07] he likes being the boss, the best of the cowboys.

[14:27] trying Colombian food because we're already hungry and that man is even hungrier. Yes. What can we eat? Wow, that's a really delicious Peruvian rice dish.

[14:41] Hello, Little Squirrel. Hey, can I interview you? Pablo Emilio Escobar Gavirio speaks. What's it like to live here in Medellín? I'll kill his mother. To his dad. Well, she's a bit quiet.

[14:54] but she's very pretty. And her grandmother is already dead in iron and I'm going to kill her again. We're here thinking about what other Colombian food we can try. Try the peel.

[15:07] Oh yeah, very delicious. And just now a beautiful girl passed by. In a span of 10 seconds, I imagined a life with her: getting married, starting a home, having children, a divorce in the

[15:20] returning to my mother's house again, all over again. We're here, a Colombian food. This is ajcoo. It's a kind of soup, well, chicken broth soup

[15:32] . Bring shredded chicken, bring corn on the cob, bring potatoes. This is powerful, it gives you back . And this is heated. This is better described as a heated platform. This is mostly eaten at

[15:44] breakfast. He gets up, he gets up. Okay, beans, rice. This, this is what over. Ah, so they fought it all over a bowl of soup. fought it all over a bowl of soup. Mm.

[16:00] doesn't contain egg. It's really nice to delicious, to be honest. This is a delicious soup. I imagine you have to put this and this on it,

[16:13] and this on it, right? That's how it's done, Well, yes, to each their own. Trying the warmed-up food. In Mexico they call it recalentado, it's the same thing.

[16:25] Reheated. Heated. Patacón. Try patacón. Like an omelet. It 's not fried plantain. It's already delicious.

[16:38] Yes, it's delicious. Everything tasted like tortilla to you. How are you? How are you? The one from Vamos, nena. What a wretch.

[16:50] The name I have here. His name is Fernan. Fernan the star. Fernan. After the crash. I have to crash. I have to go.

[17:03] But that's not all, guys. The journey through Colombia continues. But elsewhere, the second part of the blog is on Douglas's channel. Everyone pay attention. when it's coming out yet, but very soon. Don't forget to subscribe to this channel if you

[17:16] liked this video and if you want me to come to your country. Oh yeah.