Kappa - The Japanese Water Hooligan

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[01:21] release my vlogs there with my epic adventures. And now we'll get down to the main topic of the video. A creepy, slimy, and cold Kappa, a Japanese water creature with a disgusting frog beak, scales, and a body like the disgusting Lysenko, and on top of its

[01:37] head, filled with a mysterious liquid that grants the kappa unprecedented strength. According to legend, this vile creature tore out the insides. victims the insides. victims drank blood through the anus and barred travelers e gachimuchi

[01:52] contractions And all because the kappa had the character of a juvenile gopnik I tried to find scary stories with this Japanese monster, but they all seemed absurdly funny to me So here we go, the first tale, a letter from a kappa Once upon a time

[02:06] a fisherman decided to moor his boat to the shore to spend the night here in the middle of the night he hears a splash not on the water and quiet crosses Eh, it seems that the kappa are gathering around my boat Well, it happens and happens, what is there to mumble Yes, I don’t know

[02:21] why the fisherman didn’t give a damn so much, but in the midst of the dream, two young men wake him up and ask him to pass on a note to their friend, and the fisherman agrees with Sonya, only during the day he began to think

[02:36] that this was some kind of setup and decided to check the letter, the letter was empty Well, to check the letter, the letter was empty Well, definitely kappa, having plunged,

[03:05] here at sunset in the evening, more than a thousand water spirits came out to the fisherman and each gave The and each gave The daredevil The fish ate the fish and saved the anus, and the man made a lot of money on it, that's how kids work,

[03:20] that's how kids work, taxes, the second fairy tale, Kappa and the strongman, there lived a taxes, the second fairy tale, Kappa and the strongman, there lived a little guy, even smaller, not that he was small, even for, and this shorty goes to get a job at the construction site of the

[03:32] palace of the local prince, but he is thrown out in disgrace because he is a shmakodyavki, what is there to do at all? The poor guy almost burst into tears from resentment and trudged home. Kappa notices him by the river and asks what happened. To

[03:46] Karl's story, he replies with the offer: "Let's save me from a scary, toothy ghost, and I will grant you inhuman strength." Well, agrees and dives into the river to look for the ghost that has captured the house of poor Kappa.

[04:01] ghost that has captured the house of poor Kappa. In the dark, muddy water, where almost nothing is visible, even the light of the sun did not penetrate this thickness, then the shorty saw the gleam of sharp fangs. In a panic, he covered his face with his hands, closed his eyes, and it turned out that it was a

[04:15] rake. Kappa rejoiced like a child while the Hobbit pulled the agricultural tool out of the water. Well, that's it. Tomorrow you'll wake up strong. The meter with the cap was only happy with this arrangement and quickly went

[04:29] home in the morning. He decided to measure his heroic strength on a giant boulder. heroic strength on a giant boulder. He lifted it like a feather and decided, in this form, to ask for work again, and then no one

[04:43] and then no one dared to refuse him. The dwarf worked as he should, completely fulfilling all the most difficult orders and tasks. And when the time came to receive his salary, the cunning cowardly prince ordered that the poor dwarf be put

[04:57] in a pit and pelted with stones like a mammoth. But our karatysh was inhumanly strong, so he easily hit the stones like in table tennis. The guards were frightened by this whole performance and fled. In

[05:11] the end, he threatened the prince so much that he not only paid the worker in full but also paid extra for moral damages. The third tale, the promise of the kappa, a long time ago, by the third tale, the promise of the kappa, a long time ago, by the Kawachi River, there lived a very evil Kappa.

[05:26] He collected the balls of the anuses of passersby, well, maybe he collected beads, and attacked the villagers' cattle, drank their blood, and terrorized everyone, in general. But one day, having unsuccessfully attacked a horse, Kappa and the animal, a board of feces reached the village, where they immediately

[05:41] board of feces reached the village, where they immediately tied him up and were going to kill him. We'll burn him, gut tied him up and were going to kill him. We'll burn him, gut him, chop off him, chop off

[06:13] his limbs. No, we'll sign a contract, but bureaucracy, what do you say? Evil water monster. Yes, yes, yes, you know that I can't write. Since then, Kappa strictly followed the contract and did not attack either the villager or their cattle. That very contract is still kept in that Kawaki temple. join my VKontakte group. There I draw comics, publish videos, and draw

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