Low Masters Cannot Contain Me

[00:01] hang on. Okay, all right, whatever. I'm live. Fudge it, we'll do it live. Guys, today's the day. Today's the day. Lots of big things are happening in Satura Biotopia. Um, so this shirt uh

[00:13] came out for him. Low-key, it does not go with this skirt, but my jeans are in me, baby. It's kind of like Pink Panther's like Y2KE. You know what I mean? Where like it's like lower. It's kind of meant for like low low-rise

[00:26] untied cuz they're stitched together. come untied. Do do do do. And it'll it's not going to like crumple up. The back, OH MY GOD, THE BACK'S MY favorite part. It's a corset. Also, on the sides,

[00:39] at men in these clothes like this. Low-key, this is kind of a companion piece to these. They kind of go together. I designed this, too. Look. It's got this layer and this layer, which is 100% cotton. And this layer, so

[00:54] like this, see, it's like texture, it's not a print. I also made a pink version. not a print. I also made a pink version. What the heck? So cute.

[01:11] comp ever was on King's Row. Give me King's Row. Good. The streets are saying you two are from GM. This is literally true, by the way. The streets are correct. Wait, oh my god. What is this? I I don't like a

[01:23] a May player? I mean, I guess no one's going to ban that hero. No, I don't mind like I don't mind the May any map. I'm just surprised. It's a very uncommon hero to one-trick. Okay, I see a build a rail, and then if

[01:35] he could build a Hanzo or the Emery.

[01:51] literally been like a year of one-tricking Soldier. It's crazy. Look at this. Season 2, season one. Season 20, season 19, season 18. Like, I got GM for the season and then I'm like, oh, I'm fake. Like I'm a fake

[02:05] cuz I got GM for it cuz I play Tracer. So, I'm like, well, if I can't get GM on Soldier only, I just I don't deserve to be GM at all. I started one I started a Soldier is so broken that if I can't consistently get value on her, it's just

[02:20] me. River one, river one, river one. River one, river one, river one. Nice bear. What the [ __ ] Hi coffee. OH MY GOD, WHAT? NO WAY. Just now?

[02:37] LIKE JUST NOW, RIGHT? WHAT? NO WAY. That's actually crazy. Bro, congrats. Oh, [ __ ] Over game. It's happening. Go reset a point. Go reset a point. We don't need to go in.

[02:58] Like it's fine. right, all right, all right. I have to away. away. I'm not worried about it.

[03:25] three in a row. Then I'll GM. I'm not worried about it. Get the boat. Thanks. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Two more. Two more. How did I get 30 for that guy? [ __ ] I'll take it. Food time. That's

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[04:36] >> Three master soldier. >> What about soldier? >> Sorry, I I low-key was fan-girling cuz that means my DPS is in the big leagues. DPS. I'm going to make you proud on Genji. Watch game.

[04:48] >> You got this. No big just fire here. What do you mean? Where's the ego? You I'm >> Good, bro. Good. think we need a cat ban.

[05:01] >> No, we don't need it. We don't need it. >> I'm playing against two cat bastions. Oh >> Actually actually I was playing cat bastion masters one to GM. happening. It's happening. I'm not kidding.

[05:14] bastion? Cuz they might need [laughter] to be shot and killed. >> We're in this again. >> Can't tell if I can't understand you cuz you're European or if you're >> Are you actually European?

[05:27] >> The Netherlands? >> Yeah, pretty much. >> I don't actually like that. What am I doing at an A east? I just >> Uh okay. >> Now, they don't come and they're all

[05:39] people, Sunshine. Have you ever met a French person? about French people, bro, cuz that Paddy said some bad stuff about the French and someone right side. >> I have ball there. Might just knock her

[05:52] left. >> Oh, he's French Canadian who's kind of calm with XQC, okay? That's clear comms. >> Yeah, guys, invite GM game. Please lock in.

[06:11] >> Break one. Break one. Break one. >> Break one. Break one. Oh. >> healed. We have touch with sun and mines. Wait, >> Winnable this. Winnable this. Winnable this. He will He will

[06:25] Hey big. I like those mines out of you, king. >> Ball trap. Ball trap. Ball trap. >> Where did soldier get on me? He's front of me. He's front of me. >> Oh my god.

[06:37] >> Oh my god. >> See, I have oxy. >> I'm so scared. >> Do you know sun? Do you know sun? Do you know sun? Bring your sun, too.

[06:49] Wait, how about you go? I need help. I >> Oh, kill the boy. >> Hop on hog. >> These traps are actually insane. >> Hop on hog.

[07:04] >> Wait, will I ever get my ball back? >> Do we get a stagger on the soldier? Can >> No, there's like three there. I can never see their walk up there. Who we >> Wait, let's split over clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:21] >> Wait, your or just scared him off. >> No way. How is that Okay, this can't be >> We are getting sunshine bread GM five. >> This can't be my GM game. accomplishment. >> No, guys, come on.

[07:34] >> Yo, stop. Don't look at that. That's personal. >> I'm not going to make it private. >> No, I respect it, bro. I respect it. >> Actually, actually, no, no, that's not >> This generational lock-in, bro.

[07:47] >> I believe. >> I'm escaping diamond. >> Bro, I was bronze. >> Oh, I was like 9 years old on console >> Okay, come on, come on, come on. It was my first FPS. It was literally 10 years

[08:01] like you. >> No. >> Respect your elders. >> Unk shine, how old are you? I actually never know. Are you like 15 or like 27? >> I'm 22. I'm 22.

[08:13] >> Ooh, wait, you unk? Wait, you unk? >> Ooh, what the [ __ ] you mean 22 is unk? >> That's a little bit of a stretch. >> WAIT, WHY WAS 32 UNK? WAIT, HOW OLD ARE >> AUNTIE, AUNTIE, you actually cooking up your age.

[08:29] your dad's ball sack. >> Yo, yo, yo, clear comms. >> Clear comms, clear comms. >> Let's focus up, guys.

[08:41] >> The room's clear. >> I like don't know what I thought was happening with soldier. I'm going to be real. I'll break third. I mean, left side,

[08:54] I'll break third. I mean, left side, left side, left side. You can go first. >> Oh, 141. Chill, chill, chill. Wait, the game is over. >> Soldier, soldier, soldier.

[09:10] >> Easy. >> Are you Jimp on? Oh my god, wait. Oh, sorry. Suspense. Sorry. >> Uh, it's okay, it's okay. Easy. >> I'll score a W on Twitter.

[09:30] >> You're not that good at soj. >> Woah. It always is. All right, it doesn't matter. I'm purple. I'm purple. I'm YIPPEE! GUYS, THIS IS ACTUALLY ALL ACCORDING TO

[09:42] GUYS, THIS IS ACTUALLY ALL ACCORDING TO MY plan because in my tweet where I too late. I said, "Also, I'm going to hit GM today." Told you! I'm so happy. My GM was so funny that game, too. Camping? No. Bro, I got to play GM.

[09:57] anymore, though. Like, it's been a while since I was GM, so all that, but it can't be an achievement anymore. Next stop is GM 3 cuz that's my new peak. I've never been GM 3 before. I need to hit GM 3. Wait, I like all these maps.

[10:10] What? I'm so happy. We can back up here soon.

[10:24] Let's chill. Where's Let's chill. Where's Whoa! Who's the cheater? look very good in the game, but I was trying to be like kind to him just in

[10:38] case because low-key I've had games like that on Tracer, so I get it. recall for no reason and like you don't swing right side when it's being right side is free, and also you like just suck at the game. So, I

[10:51] thought like maybe he's just having a bad game. I didn't want to be mean.