Maharaja Vlogger

[00:52] on? We are yes on. So hello guys, I am your Jahanpana Bepanah. Before today you might have seen many bloggers but you might not have seen a blogger like me. This also has two regions. First of all,

[01:09] wherever they take shelter, they keep busy in producing pimply children. Well, if you feel like it, we can also stay. But what is happening now is that all three of our wives are loaded.

[01:27] that our trend is ending because there was a our trend is ending because there was a time when all the people used to call our respect as

[01:46] But now [music] [music] now hey editor show me the flashback, he takes the money by hitting me.

[02:13] I look like a junk breaker to you. I'll back you up at the corner mill. Firstly he looks like a fool and on top of that he is talking nonsense.

[02:34] Oho cross to slippers. It will be useful for defecation. Let us go. Stop. We will go to do Reiki of this locality. Yes We will go to do Reiki of this locality. Yes Jahan Pana Hey hey hey

[02:54] Turn it off [Music] [Music] So you see guys, life is cold and the coming

[03:10] cold is human, I too deserve a comeback like Honey Singh. I also want a comeback like Honey Singh. So guys let us

[03:24] start blogging by showing you our palace. First of all let me show you my toilet. Come you my toilet. Come see our royal toilet.

[03:39] Sorry guys Tabu is hugging Jaan. So leave this aside, let us show you our biggest palace. leave this aside, let us show you our biggest palace. Come on come on come on. So look guys, this is our palace which we won in the war. For which we had to pay

[03:53] For which we had to pay G Pay also. So let us show you how we live and what we do. And we will keep this camera here because Bigg Boss cameras have been installed inside. We have a

[04:07] big conversation with the people of Progress House and then we go to Arabad Parvad. Let's go. Come come come come. Be

[04:37] careful, beware,

[04:50] sorry sorry sorry sorry my fault my fault ok it's ok, I am coming. [Music] Your mother is auditioning for Indian Idol.

[05:02] Your mother is auditioning for Indian Idol. blooming. Give me a drink

[05:25] [Music] It's okay It's okay Take some rest I am It's okay It's okay Take some rest I am taking duty

[05:45] [Music] Jhapana bepana beta Jhapana bepana beta It's a big problem beta. What happened my love? What happened my love? Excuse me, come here.

[05:59] They will provide some WiFi. Thank you son, WiFi is not working. Hey hey dummy why do you need WiFi? Son, thumak thumak thumak thumak, go away mother. Thumak

[06:15] Thumak Thumak Thumak Give me your life mother. Son, I will make a reel on this and upload it. Hey, let it be Tammi dear. If while dancing, even half of the vein gets displaced, then

[06:28] arrangements will have to be made for four shoulders. Stop joking my son, I will be in the newspaper news for a while.

[06:45] in the news today. You will be in the cover tomorrow. Let me make the arrangements. Let me get started. Thank make the arrangements. Let me get started. Thank you. exuse me. Come here for a moment. I will

[06:57] you. exuse me. Come here for a moment. I will keep this gift on my sofa. Thank keep this gift on my sofa. Thank you.

[07:10] Thumak Thumak Thumak Thumak Jaan Maa. Thumak Thumak Thumak Thumak Jaan Thumak Thumak Thumak Ja. Make thari ki chai, make cha, what happened, a royal message has come for you from JJ Colony, you could have

[07:27] what was the need for a message, good angel, a bald man [music] continues, he

[07:46] If he does something like this again, he will be removed from the royal court. is nothing written after removing it.

[08:00] is nothing written after removing it. I know. I know what will be written after removing it. The

[08:12] clouds of Sawan moved away. The clouds of Sawan moved away. Gatha Sawan ki Gatha chill guys, chill in my rule, chill in my rule, guys do

[08:32] mother's chanting is immense, you stay in control otherwise we will go out of control, understand, understand, let's get to work, come on, come on, come on, come on, you also go out, I go out, you have built your body,

[08:59] your video got a lot of likes, yes, I swear on my mother, yes, I swear on my mother,

[09:12] earlier we used to not get likes on our videos, now we have started getting likes, son, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is son, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is mine, Chhotu Chhotu is

[09:29] [Music] How many live videos came? All

[09:46] So come on guys, let us show you our royal food. Come come. So guys we have come to have our royal meal. And it is absolutely royal. Wherever you are in my sister's house, I should tell her that I am Panai. Yes, look at this royal food. [Music]

[10:06] Minister, what is this? Where there are burgers, spring rolls, chowmein. But why Jahan Pana if you have to come in trending then you have to eat trending food Jahan Pana trending food Jahan Pana oh right right Hindi speak Hindi Jahan Pana if

[10:20] you want to come in trend then you will have to eat all these trending food It is a matter of ok level to come in trend Guru trend me khana toh padega aao kate hain aata come in trend Guru trend me khana toh padega aao kate hain aata

[10:46] [Music] Burger [Music] Suffering roll

[11:11] yeh khul hi nahi rahi. You run away,

[11:34] what happened, where will you find me? Hey hey, you drank the momo chutney thinking it was a royal treat.

[11:47] in the air, the toilet has been built so far away that if there is pressure sometimes, one has to built so far away that if there is pressure sometimes, one has to

[12:09] (music) has gone out. It has gone. Yes. [Music] go. Arrangements for pajamas should be made.

[12:21] Arrangements for pajamas should be made. Where the pana pajamas are wet. Petticoat should be arranged. Yes, wherever you want to get it.

[12:37] wherever you want to get it. This petticoat has two advantages. Which places? First of all, if there is any pressure, it comes out straight away. First of all, if there is any pressure, it comes out straight away.

[12:50] if it is coming out of your mouth. [Music] Well, forget it. The second thing is Well, forget it. The second thing is that the air comes in straight without any obstruction or

[13:04] that the air comes in straight without any obstruction or breakers. sorry sorry happened in the feeling.

[13:18] Yes Golmaal Golmaal ok action action. I fell into the water. Is it recorded

[13:31] ? Turn off the camera. No chanting, no. The meeting is going on there. Sitting in the city. Hey, who are you sitting with ? Hey, why are you sitting? Hey, she should have told me that she is loyal to me. She also liked my photo twice. Your

[13:44] also liked my photo twice. Your Majesty, not the unlimited Sahiba. Hey meeting. Good? Oh yes sir. Sir What are you saying? He said call to my son. It's an

[13:58] emergency meeting. Oh ho, your English sounds so good, our grandmother used to get along well with the British, come on, come on, let's take it down here for a second, who

[14:10] knows Tabu Jaan's mood might change, take it down, come on friend,

[14:45] yes I called you, tell me, tell me, you must have heard that TikTok is coming back

[14:58] this royal challenge. Hey, don't take Royal Challenge, take Royal Green, I swear you will enjoy kissing the lid. Hey, I am not talking about the Royal Green bottle. Royal Challenge means I am talking about determination. Oh

[15:15] sorry sorry, tell me. Yes, I take a firm resolve that I will become a ticket holder. No,

[15:28] It is true. It's true. It is true. No Tabu Jaan, no, how will you handle the sword in the sword? What?

[15:43] I am talking about this sword. Tabu Jaan. I will handle it. No Sabu, not my love. I will handle it. My Karan Arjun will come. Where no, why are you going off script ? Sorry sorry sorry full, I forgot that.

[15:57] ? Sorry sorry sorry full, I forgot that. No continue action, No continue action, I will handle it.

[16:20] [Music] No Dabbu Jaan, no, leave it raw, the No Dabbu Jaan, no, leave it raw, the video will get blocked on YouTube. video will get blocked on YouTube. [Music] Hey

[16:37] Tabu Jaan, hey, don't spread the Chhapri pan of TikTok here, otherwise I swear to you, I will give you a beating. Hey hey Khajra Bhai Khajra Bhai stay inside. This is not Instagram. This is YouTube. Wherever I will handle it, you handle it there.

[16:53] Wherever I will handle it, you handle it there. OK control control control control. [Music] Come, let me take you to the sky. The moon has to be shown its place. My beloved

[17:07] [Praise] [Music] [Music] Your two lovely eyes torment me all night I have to stay awake all night I

[17:21] awake all night I don't feel like your day don't feel like your day Oye Oye Oye Hey Hey

[17:38] n't stolen it from me. Are you Suga? Hey, shoe sniffing shoe. This will not have a complete effect. What should I do now? This will not have a complete effect. What should I do now? Give raw and raw fragrance. It had an

[18:07] Hey, hey hey brother, this Chambu has gone to his death. Hey, brother, this Chambu has gone to his death. Hey, tell me what fear did he have brother? Hey friend, don't

[18:19] tell me what fear did he have brother? Hey friend, don't sit on this. Just sit on this. Some problem or the other comes up. Hey, sit down, sit down. Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen. No, sit down. Hey Nana, I am feeling scared brother.

[18:31] firmly. Let me sit down. tell me, what Gurjar is there in you? Hey, a TikToker has come. Hey, a TikToker has come. What did TikToker come up with? It came from the feet. Where your mother has remained

[18:46] in character. Hmm hmm. Hmm hmm. I mean why? Do I know? Should be presented. Should a I mean why? Do I know? Should be presented. Should a

[19:01] Why should a case be filed? Wherever you go, you go. Hey, I am wearing desi on duty. Wherever you go, you go. Hey, I am wearing desi on duty. Yes. From which dog's puppy did he learn to say desi? I learned from you that

[19:27] case should not be presented. Yes hmm, I will not sit here anymore, I will not sit here anymore, oh come, if you do

[19:47] n't agree then you are my son, brother, where have I gone, I will sit now. What a problem that would be.

[19:59] Yes yes, now sit wherever you are. Okay mom, from today onwards I will not sit upstairs. I will sit down. He's just not coming like that. He is saying that you say Nodi Bhai. Nodi Bhai, just walk and show me, then I will come. He

[20:14] then I will come. He is a human being, he is an animal. Come on my come on.

[20:31] [Music] What a fool, hey, catch him, catch him, brother, What a fool, hey, catch him, catch him, brother, who are you, hey, what happened, hey, what is it, brother, tell me where are you from?

[20:44] [Music] Hey, you crazy, hey, have you gone mad, brother, hey, brother, what did you eat before you were born, stop,

[20:57] Brother, tell me why are you not doing this? Who are you? Hey brother, your Tabu Jaan has called. They want to be tickettalkers. Earlier we were in trend, now we will bring them in trend. Hey hey, we had to get in on the tabbu tabbu tabbu trend.

[21:11] Now he comes. I don't know what bug bit him. Come brother, let's see mom. Come come come come, walk slowly,

[21:29] we will kill you and will definitely kill you. But that gun will be ours, the bullet will be But that gun will be ours, the bullet will be ours and the time will also be ours. ours and the time will also be ours. [Music]

[21:41] Din [Music] Look, look how well she is acting for 150, come on

[21:54] son, the acting is done, get up son, son, he will not get up like this, he will get up like this, he will get up like this, move, get out, get out of here, get out, do theatrics, frizz your

[22:07] here, get out, do theatrics, frizz your hair [

[22:26] trending, understand, yes action action [Music]

[22:41] Hey Noni Bhai, hey Tabu Jaan, hey hey Tabu Jaan, hey hey Tabu Jaan, you are finished in the pursuit of trends, hey brother, what is my fault, I came here for a daily wage of 300, that is

[22:56] them up. Hey, he got up. What will you pick up now? Hey, he got up. What will you pick up now? [MUSIC] Talking to Jaan. Talk to Jaan later. Look first and then go.

[23:17] Yes, mother, mother gives birth to the one whom the world calls mother. birth to the one whom the world calls mother. wave remained. To Jaan To Jaan To Jaan brother

[23:33] you hold this and go let's go yes, sit down hit it hit it oh

[23:48] Tabu hey they were starting to come in trending they started coming in pending you are in the come in trending they started coming in pending you are in the

[24:00] past oh hey Tabu hey my Tabu hey my Tabu stop wait brother wait a minute wait a minute throw him in the junkyard

[24:12] now tell him brother now tell me what is the itch Tabu Jaan you are leaving and who will take the responsibility of governance [Praise]

[25:02] I have forgotten even the Jhumar for you oh I have forgotten even the Jhumka for you go for you no no for you oh I have forgotten even the Jhumka for you go for you no no

[25:20] darling it is not fun I will sing my own song la bachche mic dee yes be music la sing my own song la bachche mic dee yes be music la music aa wala aa wala aa wala wala

[25:38] [Music] Pani Adwa Pani Adwa I am dying Badwa oh I am dying Badwa I am Pani Adwa Pani Adwa I am dying Badwa oh I am dying Badwa I am

[25:50] Yes, play the dance one. ok ok daddy style wala aa wala aa wala dela wala wala pani adwa

[26:18] pani adwa died badwa die badwa