KSI & Deji Roast Event — Full Transcript & Summary

[00:11] PEOPLE LIKE THIS SO MUCH, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE COMING OUT. ONE COMING OUT. >> WELL, TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST. BUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, one by one, people are going to come OUT AND ROAST THE HELL

[00:25] OUT OF MY ASS. [cheering] >> YEAH. DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TEARED THAT. IF >> YEAH. DON'T KNOW WHY YOU TEARED THAT. IF YOU LIKE THAT, PUT A THUMBS UP. But if you dislike THE ROAST, PUT A thumbs down and let them know. Boo the

[00:41] thumbs down and let them know. Boo the hell out of them. Yeah. If we all like the roast, then they will receive £1,000. >> Wow. [cheering] INCREDIBLE. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S READY FOR

[00:55] INCREDIBLE. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S READY FOR OUR SPECIAL GUEST? THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE ONE THEY CALL my brother. Uh, it's dead.

[01:15] baby. Hello. Hello. Hello. Okay. There is a man called JJ. He doesn't box too fast. Well, I read in the Daily too fast. Well, I read in the Daily Star, he takes it up the

[01:29] imagine hugging Tommy Fury when you're box along come Jake and Logan Paul JJ box along come Jake and Logan Paul JJ will sock their JJ bums apps JJ bums will sock their JJ bums apps JJ bums apps their Py JJ bums apps will deport

[01:44] apps their Py JJ bums apps will deport you if WE STORE THE TIME MY KIDS DIED OF you if WE STORE THE TIME MY KIDS DIED OF CANCER CUZ THEY DRANK YOUR

[01:59] >> UH, take her £1,000. >> I got to do the rest. >> What? >> His name is Deji. He's bros with KSI. >> His name is Deji. He's bros with KSI. Once he had a doggy, but the doggy died.

[02:14] He chooses to be single and incel is his choice and is in the Epstein files choice and is in the Epstein files getting moist. Deji is a creep. Deji is a creep. SOMEONE KEPT THIS HARD DRIVE CUZ Deji is a creep. Someone bring a

[02:29] cheese grater for Deji's ashy skin. Head, shoulders, ashy knees. Ashy knees. Head, shoulders, ashy knees, ashy knees. And you GOT TO PUT YOUR FOOD FOR BODY WATER AND YOUR HEAD. HEAD, SHOULDERS, ashy knees. Ashy knees. Last one. Last

[02:47] one. One more. Last one. I didn't want to end with this. Your egos will get bigger, but KSI and Deji are a bunch of

[03:03] RACKY. I'M GOING TO SEE IT AGAIN. Nigerian YouTubers from YouTube. Nigerian YouTubers from YouTube. Everybody di like and subscribe. >> Thank you. >> Enjoy the money, bro.

[03:19] >> That was good. That was really sick. [music]

[03:31] >> Right, I am going to be performing for you guys a poem slash rap. >> Cool. I'm here for it. >> KSI abt. >> You look like ET.

[03:46] >> Jake Paul lives in your head. Rentree. >> Wow. You can't grow a beard knocking on 33. >> Your beard connects as well as your punches. >> You and Logan Paul sold moldy lunches.

[04:01] >> You and Logan Paul sold moldy lunches. >> Bandanas so old. I bet that crunches. Now time to cook your bro like I've got the munches. >> DJ, your turn. Put tank in a spliff turned him into a ghost.

[04:15] >> You step in the ring. Two rounds and you froze. A pound per excuse. I'd never go broke. Took your BMI test. The results were a You off your dad and you leech off your broke. If it WASN'T FOR HIM, YOU'D STILL

[04:30] BE UNKNOWN. Oluni brothers, don't bother to follow. Oh, by the way, Deji, here's your dog's collar.

[04:42] [cheering] >> Hey, how are we liking this roast, >> Oh, God's sake. Enjoy your thousand pounds, man. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

[04:54] believe it. >> That's the type of rod. a food spot called Mansion and we're raising money for Lubnan today. But

[05:07] yeah, we're about to get started now. [cheering] Yeah, >> KSI and Deji, you've changed the game, but with you would never trade places. Relevant through all ages. You doing your homework on the side while Deji's

[05:19] there to take pages. >> Wait, unless it's losing weight, he'll take ages. >> Wait, Deji, you reacted to a video of jabbing challenge. I nominated you because I thought you'd do damage, but

[05:32] when this guy boxes his weight cuts he can't manage? >> Best YouTube boxer, but you almost lost to Dward Savage. >> How did you >> You smoked in the first two, right? But

[05:45] it's cool. It's cool. [laughter] >> BUT IT'S YOUR SAVAGE. You YouTube boxing was beating a guy that's never won a fight. Fuzzy Tube, right? That's embarrassing truly. That's embarrassing truly. JJ, I'll be the guy

[05:58] >> Yeah. I'll be the guy to say that you beat Tommy Fury. It was ridiculous. You it was afterwards on stage you embarrassed yourself, bro. Like, how kicking walls, screaming. How could I lose that? [laughter]

[06:18] You'll get done up. Your face just looks bro up. Yeah, >> It's embarrass. By the way, production said we can't do forehead jokes. I'm game of YouTube and it has to be said. KSI has so many ideas they physically

[06:33] impacted the shape of his head. [screaming] through a door. The way it gets caught when KSI sneezes his own forehead hits

[06:45] when KSI sneezes his own forehead hits the floor like what the hell. I'M NOT DONE. >> NO. TAKE HIM AWAY, STEVE. PLEASE.

[06:57] you. Enjoy the money. >> Bye, guys. BRING IT BACK. >> NO, FELLAS. >> WHAT? I [cheering] said what? >> You said what? >> I'm sorry, man. But yeah, forehead. What

[07:11] the hell? This guy's an Arsenal fan, and it makes sense because his hairline was left back like Louisis Kelly. >> I know. GET OUT, MAN. MAN. I WANTED TO BE NICE, but the idea's gone left like Martin Ellie.

[07:24] >> Wait, now time for Deji. You bowl of jelly. [laughter] Yeah, I'mma teach you car like your favorite game? Your life should have been Tekken. >> Praise God that it never someone luckier than you. There's never been. You're

[07:39] devil Jin. You steal every ability FROM YOUR BROTHER. LIKE MOCKIN. Without him, thing. And to be fair, you are cold at tech and you are the king. And it has to to your head. You look like that saber man that killed Yamcha if it didn't have

[07:53] dreads. I'LL KILL YOU LIKE VEGETA CUZ YOU'VE GOT an M on your head. Bar for bar in the ring. We can go there instead. Time

[08:10] of here, man. [laughter] >> You guys not >> Jesus Christ. >> Hey yo, [music] you want $1,000? Then all you got to do is subscribe. Every month we give away $1,000 to one lucky

[08:25] month we give away $1,000 to one lucky subscriber and that could be you. having me, boys. The guys don't know who I am, but their mom absolutely does.

[08:37] >> Um, [laughter] >> it's actually the second time. >> Why do YOU LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER? >> He was there. I saw him in the corner. It was weird. Um, so this is actually

[08:49] roast of an Oluni family member. Except the first time it was just me, the boy's mom, and a bloke called John. >> I'm John, by the way. >> Good to see you again, mate, with your trousers on.

[09:02] >> Hopefully you boys can take a pounding as well as your mom can. years after he was born, his mom's had an echo.

[09:22] big, but Mr. Beast has just inquired about using it as the set for his new about using it as the set for his new Hunger Games video. >> So, JJ's produced a lot of music in his time. Describing JJ as a good rapper is

[09:38] a bit like describing Michael Jackson as a good babysitter. In 2023, JJ released his single, Not Over Yet, which ironically is the biggest problem with the song. [laughter]

[09:53] which was a big hit amongst the deaf community. Prime. Of course, >> of course. >> On the Prime website, JJ and Logan Paul's mission statement says, "We

[10:05] created Prime to showcase what happens when rivals come together." which isn't strictly true because when Logan JJ, he normally comes first.

[10:18] Rack? >> All right. Enjoy £1,000. You beat him. Cheers, guys. That was good. That was good. Yeah. [music] He went up. He went

[10:30] nuts. KEEP IT GOING. KEEP GOING. HOW ARE YOU, >> Good. Yeah, I'm not too bad. As you 38-year-old white man, I am the diversity hire for this evening.

[10:46] Yeah. I mean, Deji looks confused like you're thinking I'm not one of the banjo clan. You know, I'm giving more like plays a banjo dressed in a St. George's keeping your head. >> I'll be honest with you.

[11:02] No, like >> cuz like my my barber actually does a >> cuz like my my barber actually does a really good job, right? Because often they're like a good skin. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[11:17] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> They're meant to roast. [laughter] [screaming] >> EVERYONE GOOD? YEAH. I've been watching you since I was young. So, I'm not going to lie, it's

[11:29] you guys. No, it's all good. >> I lied. You guys are pathetic. >> Paying people to roast you, JJ. What has your life become? Honestly, like it's quite a few fetishes, and I think this is one of them. One of those fetches are

[11:42] weirdo. >> Wait, horse orgies. You forgot your own lyrics, mate. >> Oh, yeah. >> I did say that. >> I don't really want to roast about your

[11:54] forehead today. It's overused. Can we agree with that? Can we [laughter] agree with that? However, it is a very big and easy target. Quite literally, you use a pillow as a >> Sorry, let me let me let me try again.

[12:07] Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You use a mattress as a pillow. gone? >> No. No. We'll give you one. I'll let you

[12:21] >> Thank you so much. Your boxing is quite now. You You lost your first three fights. >> [laughter]

[12:34] >> Thank you very much. [music] y'all to laugh because I just got pickpocketed the other day. And I promise the thief was running away faster than KSI's hairline.

[12:47] >> First off, you look like a offbrand expired version of Whoopy Goldberg. Oh, famous American comedian. >> You know, come on. You You know Whoopi. >> Yeah. You got to look that up. Anyway, Deji, you look like a outdated textbook.

[13:02] >> You look like his knee. >> Bro, you are his knee. Are you kidding go pick up her kids who struggling. Get out of here. >> Like you eat hot Takis with your legs swinging ass. Get out of here, bro.

[13:17] swinging ass. Get out of here, bro. >> Y'all don't have hot Takis. Yeah. don't know like anybody over here. >> I don't know who the YOU ARE. SO,

[13:29] >> BRO, YOU LOST FIRST ROUND. SHUT YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIA ASS UP. OH, LITTLE ASS GOGGLES. OLD LITTLE ASS SHIRT MOTHER OUT OF HERE. You crazy. [cheering]

[13:41] >> You crazy. >> Are you okay? [screaming]

[13:55] >> I'm good, bro. >> Shut the up, bro. >> Anyway, yo, you know what JJ, I reate your music. You have this one tune, >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Lighter. Yeah. Look at that title.

[14:07] Anyway, you see KSI is so dreams and IMAX >> Dad. Have you seen your trim? You look like that one lollipop when I drop on [laughter] HEY YO, GET HIM [screaming] OUT OF HERE,

[14:20] MAN. [laughter] >> [crying] going on everyone, you good? Yeah. My name is Benji.

[14:34] >> Listen, let's give it up for Black Jimmy Neutron and Black ET. [cheering] [cheering] >> Yeah. Let's give it up for KSI and KSI's

[14:49] brother. Wow. Okay. Hey, listen. I can't lie. Now that I've seen you two guys in person, I can say you are two of the ugliesters I've ever seen in my life. >> You know, you go on a KSI video and you can win £1,000. You go on a Deji video,

[15:03] can win £1,000. You go on a Deji video, all he gives is a nug £1. who's broke in it. >> Wow. Okay. >> It's crazy how the Oluni family created one global superstar and one walking

[15:16] one global superstar and one walking advert for condoms. >> Deji is what you get if you order KSI of Wish. >> And speaking of wishes, you look like a Make a Wish kid.

[15:33] Sideman videos. You look like a Make a Wish kid whose last wish was to be around a group of hasbins. >> Something that I can never call you something. >> Oh, damn. You told me you like me

[15:48] >> NOT ANYMORE. [laughter] I WENT ON your roasting video. You didn't give me nothing. So, you. Yeah. Sometimes I do wonder though what you never had the drive, the hunger, the passion. Then I realized I can just go

[16:03] passion. Then I realized I can just go on Deji's YouTube channel. [laughter] well. >> GIVE HIM THE GRUDGE. >> No. But my cats. >> What about your hamster? alone.

[16:19] >> Nah, leave the poor hamsters alone. >> And speaking of pets, what about your >> We I have a new >> RIP Tank. RIP Morpheus. Yeah. now? You've got a hairless cat. >> Yeah. Three.

[16:32] >> Yeah. Three. >> Why? Cuz you're allergic TO [screaming] music. You know, you made a song called Houdini. Sometimes I wish you can do a Houdini and disappear. JJ's music is the only thing that will

[16:48] make you grateful for the 30 secondond advert on Spotify. >> Hey yo, stop, man. All right. Look, take the £1,000, bro. >> Take the £1,000 and go away and stop.

[17:01] and stop. >> Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. [music] >> Thank you. >> I'm going to talk about one of the worst sounds I've ever heard in my life. Your music is so

[17:16] your your dissimulation album is known as a modern day torture method. If snitching. I'm sorry. I'm snitching. All right. What's the worst song? I don't right. What's the worst song? I don't know any of them.

[17:31] listen to KSI's music? [laughter] >> Obviously, everyone knows that KSI stands for knowledge, strength, insel, but I was wondering what does deji stand for? I thought it stood for doesn't exercise just in hells until I searched

[17:44] up and that's actually your real name Deji. Every time you upload on YouTube, every upload just keep getting wider and wider and wider. When KSI said these nuggets ain't ready. It's not that they weren't ready. No, no, it's not

[17:56] that they weren't ready. Deji just ate all of them. Anyway, Deji, every time I see you, you just keep getting wider and wider and wider. You're so fat. Wait a

[18:10] Wait a listen listen.

[18:23] >> Yo, you know I'm ruthless. >> Hello. >> Hey, salutations and greetings everyone. So, I'm here. So, I'm here. >> I'm here to cuss out twit and One one so

[18:38] dumb he thought autism was a terminal disease and other one so dumb he thinks disease and other one so dumb he thinks he can fly from that disease. [laughter] >> Hey,

[18:53] fix up your hairline. Why are you hiding it? KSI KSI. I don't know how you're telling Deji to commit getting abs where you can't even commit to a relationship

[19:07] being offered on for 8 years. >> I don't even >> I don't even think it's your commitment issues. I just think it's your massive tried to leave.

[19:20] >> AND DEJI, WHAT happened to you when you was younger? You look nice. >> You look sexy. I've seen I've seen the Tik Tok edit and all of that. HEY YO, >> HEY, BOSS ARE SEXY. >> HEY, BUT LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A

[19:38] NOW. You're ugly. [laughter] do you know what's drier than your lips, Deji? >> And it's not K has beard. [laughter] >> It's your music career. Sick.

[19:52] >> But at least you have one loyal fan in Australia. talking about Australia. You Australia. talking about Australia. You look like young Bill Cosby. [laughter] >> you know my cousin can beat you up.

[20:07] >> My cousin's LG General, by the way. So >> Oh, no way. That's crazy. >> Okay. >> Hey, what do I think? Dig a C.

[20:24] HEY, WHY YOU SAYING 5B FOR? >> All right. What do you think it was? >> I thought it was it wasn't bad, >> BUT BUT NOT NOT NOT £1,000 WORTH. >> BUT BUT NOT NOT NOT £1,000 WORTH. >> We'll give you half £500. [cheering]

[20:39] >> We'll give you half £500. [cheering] >> Hey, round of applause to Deji? Um, he's one of the most romantic people I've ever met. You know, he went all the way to China just to buy his girlfriend. Uh,

[20:53] no, that's it, actually. Just to buy his girlfriend. And we've got Mr. KSI here. incest, and I say, hold on. I say that because you said in a previous video,

[21:09] know what we do to each other in the tribes. Uh, now I actually researched this in the Oluni household. You've got this famous phrase, boys. Um, you put this famous phrase, boys. Um, you put one in the stinker and two in the yinka.

[21:23] >> That's what That's Deji. Um, why does your nose >> Why does your nose look like the notification bell on YouTube, man? Is it >> delivered that so badly, bro? >> I know you really liked when Anthony

[21:38] Joshua broke Jake Paul's jaw, right? >> I did. >> Yeah, that's cuz you can say finally that both of you been smashed by AJ. >> Um, what? WELL, TURN THE PAGE NOW, BRO. WHAT DO WE THINK OF THIS ROSE?

[21:51] >> YEAH. GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE. >> THANK YOU GUYS. >> But this guy's love. >> Oh, make some [music] noise, man. Come

[22:06] >> Oh, make some [music] noise, man. Come on. [cheering] got a picture for you. Do you want to see your back? >> that's so cute.

[22:18] >> No, not cute, man. You see your forehead? You can use it as Apple Pay. >> Your for Dy, your hairline so mad it started co YOU GET ME, BRO. >> LISTEN, KSI, YOU LOOK AT VINCENT

[22:33] [laughter] >> OKAY, COOL, BRO. You're out of BREATH ALREADY, YOU KNOW. WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE TALKING. You see dogs? Yeah. trained your dog to get sued. >> YOUR HAIRLINE'S REALLY CLOSE TO YOUR

[22:47] >> IS IT? >> What do you mean? K. I'm an Everybody >> What do you mean? K. I'm an Everybody knows this. Listen, YOU YOU'RE SO YOU'RE WHAT YOU MEAN, BOO? WHAT YOU SEE? >> I think Damn.

[23:03] >> What? What do YOU MEAN BOO? >> WELL, I MEAN I THINK YOUR TURN, MAN. >> WAIT. CAN CAN YOU SEE YOUR >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. [laughter]

[23:22] I know it's time to go. [laughter] >> all right? How you doing? >> Uh I'm I'm all right. >> Uh I'm I'm all right. >> No, I'm g

[23:37] to be sharing a stage with you. It's a relief to know I'm not the whitest sounding person up here. Wow. Wow. It's my birthday today. Happy birthday.

[23:49] [cheering] >> I'm 31, which officially makes me one of the oldest people to ever watch one of your videos. I actually uh I managed to than one of your videos. And I've got a quote. What can I say about Deji?

[24:03] Tasteless, irritating, incredibly boring and unfunny. A KSI wannabe will spend his life living in his brother's shadow. Pathetic. Thanks, Olly Inca.

[24:22] >> JJ, you've inspired a whole new wave of influencers, YouTubers, and streamers. A influencers, YouTubers, and streamers. A whole new wave of irritating, loudmouth. >> He's great. >> Cheers, mate.

[24:35] >> now you are quite entertaining to be fair. I really like that prank you pulled. Do you remember that one where you made a tasteless drink and convince kids to buy it? Listen, I I got to go cuz quite frankly,

[24:48] Why would I? I'm not a prepubescent teenage boy. >> Thank you very much. What do we think of that roast? >> Why are there so many more greens and reds? I thought that roast was ass, but

[25:05] all right, fine. Well done. You You get £1,000.

[25:19] >> Hi everyone. How are you? >> Now that shape's crazy. I can't lie. DAY. [laughter] >> OH MY DAYS. >> WHAT THE? >> YEAH. DEJI, your last video gave me skin

[25:32] >> Hey, bro. Don't worry, bro. You got £1,000 for that haircut, man. £1,000 for that haircut, man. I got my head covered.

[25:49] YOUR NAN. I know what you're thinking. HOW'S IT BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE THAT I'M your grandmother? Well, let me tell you. If it's possible that you can be an artist, well, it's possible I can be your grandmother.

[26:08] No, no, no, no, no, NO. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, let Susan Boil land. Let her land. >> Look, I'm not happy people coming up here making my fun of my two wonderful grandsons, but they don't realize this. I was there the day JJ was born.

[26:24] >> I REMEMBER IT WELL. THE DOCTORS DIDN'T KNOW WHICH him to smack. KNOW WHICH him to smack. >> Yeah. Yeah. My favorite too, man.

[26:43] rapper, but I'm definitely a better rapper than you. Yeah. S. I'mma put these two little youths in a pack like Morpheus. But I can't forget was Tank. Tank. How did he get that name

[26:58] feel living in the shadow of JJ aka man the biggest clown now JG I'm on to you now I can't lie bro prime is poo now I can run a whole train for your teeth eyebrows now all of us know that you're insecure that

[27:13] reim bulging forehead [music] you wear that stinky bandano like JJ it's not going to cure it cure it JJ dead now that I'm talking both your content are so boring and [music] I heard the two on two with the pie man love every single

[27:26] bad boy but my Good kid. I'm not a bad boy. I'm not dead. Cuz [music] we both boy. I'm not dead. Cuz [music] we both hate being seen as a bad guy. listen, listen, listen. We're both bro from Harper.

[27:40] from Harper. >> I don't know what better than me. >> This feels like charity. >> I I I say half. >> All right, we'll give him £500. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. WHAT ABOUT MY

[27:55] BAG? ARE YOU NOT HAPPY WITH 500? ALL RIGHT. YOU I'M DOING WHAT I'M DOING. >> NOW YOU GOT ZERO NOW. >> NOW YOU GOT ZERO NOW. YOU GOT zero now.

[28:13] roast you guys cuz you know you've had such a big influence on me throughout my life. I've been watching you since I was 10, so that's quite a long time. Um and it also explains a lot of my internal problems and mental health problems. Um,

[28:25] my sister is a huge, huge fan of you, KSI, and your music. Um, I think she's listens to your music. And, um, you've been on her Spotify rap for two years in a row. So, you've got one fan. >> No, no, no. I hate this. [laughter] No.

[28:40] Deji, you never fail to make me laugh simply by the way that you look. And I had to do a lot of research about you because I genuinely don't know anything about you. So, but recently I found out that you did like a roast Deji video and

[28:53] I think me and your 12 remaining subscribers really enjoyed it. Um, cool that you can, you know, become famous by simply doing nothing and being

[29:07] loud sometimes. And both of you are really inspiring cuz you don't, you world that you don't need a plan or talent or good looks to become a talent or good looks to become a millionaire. So,

[29:22] in my life. >> I ENJOY,000, [screaming] >> I ENJOY,000, [screaming] MAN. What we say, guys? >> You good? You good? You good? What's

[29:37] good, Deji? What's good, KSI? Yo, Deji, I hear you do some s shadow boxing. Yo, >> Let's see something. Let's see something. >> YEAH. >> COME ON. LET'S GO.

[29:57] That's calm. >> Nah, dead. shadow is winning, bro. You're getting fat. Sorry. >> Wait, how how can you call me fat, though? [laughter]

[30:12] >> Like, come on, man. Nah, bro. All right. All right. All right. Yo, KSI, >> your dating game is so weak. You couldn't even pull Rihanna. [screaming] him when he was 17. >> Oh,

[30:28] >> because of his hairline. >> How does he remember that? Switch it. Switch it. Switch it. Switch it. Switch it. Switch it. Switch it.

[30:40] YEAH. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON, GUYS. Switch it. YEAH. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. SWITCH. YEAH, they have more GS than red. >> I say give him a pity bag. >> GIVE HIM £20.

[30:52] 50 quid. >> All right, let's go WITH IT. LET'S GO. COME ON, GUYS. You love you, man.

[31:04] >> HELLO. >> HI. HELLO. Lovely to be here. How we doing? Are we good? [cheering] in a basement in London where I feel like I could have the full Jeffrey Dharma experience. It's fabulous.

[31:18] >> you know the last time I saw two brothers in a roast? It was a spit the way. >> Oh my god. >> KSI, I'm going to be honest. The first time I saw your name, I wasn't sure what

[31:32] it was stood for. Um, but then I heard your music and I knew instantly. KSI stands for kills songs instantly. >> Great. Brilliant. >> Whereas Deji stands for deja vu. I knew I'd seen you before. I just didn't

[31:45] I'd seen you before. I just didn't recognize you with your clothes on. >> we're denying what happened. Okay. Uh, Deji is one of those people who's never Deji is one of those people who's never married yet somehow looks divorced.

[32:03] >> KSI and Deji went to the uh prestigious Burkhamstead school. It's a private school in Watford. This makes them the school's worst achievers in life. school's worst achievers in life. However, simultaneously Watford's best

[32:17] achievers in life. Well, that was awkward. Boys, I hope you don't think I'm being too harsh. I hope that you don't think my jokes are too rude. Um, they say that my bark is worse than my bite, unlike

[32:32] my bark is worse than my bite, unlike Deji's dog. >> I thought that [laughter] was going to tank.

[32:44] >> Desi's dog was called Tank. And I'm sorry, I don't want to remind you of the sad times. That was a terrible put down. Oh, there we go. So, [laughter] Oh, there we go. So, [laughter] if you Google KSI the boxer, it says he

[32:57] if you Google KSI the boxer, it says he is 6T with a 76 in range, which is interesting [music] because uh most boxers have 71 in. And we know where boxers have 71 in. And we know where those extra 5 in are, don't we, KSI?

[33:12] >> The forehead. Uh, >> sick. >> Oh, there we go. One. [laughter] That's me done. I'm gonna save my energy Nightclub later on. It's good to see you again. Thanks so much. [laughter]

[33:33] >> Thank you so much. Anyway, >> damn, you guys are a tough crowd. everyone. Firstly, I just want to say congratulations on Dagistan FC.

[33:49] not You're not fat, though. You're not fat. I don't think you're fat. Thank >> But I think that's also just because I like you a bit, so it fairs. Um >> JJ's music changed my life forever. >> I was I was two songs in and [music] now

[34:04] my AirPods have been sued for harassment by my ears. So now my AirPods are caught up in a court case and JJ's still here. Your court case and JJ's still here. Your palms are sweaty.

[34:19] >> JJ says he gets inspiration for his music from Will Smith. >> But I don't see 50 Cent. I genuinely am confused how 50 Cent helped your music.

[34:36] hold on. We're not We're not going wait. Do you want the £1,000? >> Clap. Good boy. >> Okay. Wait. I was very happy to hear that a dog died or was at least put

[34:50] >> He's still here. [laughter] >> But I was >> But I was What? Yeah. Well, man, what What? Yeah. Well, man, what said I'm That's it. [laughter]

[35:05] said I'm That's it. [laughter] [music] with a disclaimer. These are all jokes, okay? Let's keep that in mind. >> KSI tried to become a professional boxer, but the only time KSI is really

[35:22] when she's pregnant to stop him from having kids. Just >> many people have already mentioned that sadly Tank RP died. >> I don't think that's very fair.

[35:37] Shouldn't have died. Should have been Deji instead. >> You sure it's a joke? [laughter] >> Well, >> well, I've raced one of you. Got another one. I'll do both you this time.

[35:51] >> What do KSI and Deji have in common? >> We're black. >> Both of them had a car crash. And sadly, >> Both of them had a car crash. And sadly, they both survived.

[36:07] this, but KSI claims that he has ticks where he's blinking his eyes and where he's blinking his eyes and clearing his throat. I'd say he's practicing the before and after ofing off Simon.

[36:26] for every subscriber," and took that as weight, not currency. >> I'm not even that fat, man. Come on. Talking about that, Ashley Deji. As a Your >> or JJ's hairline?

[36:41] >> How's my little remix of the little That was good, man. That was good. >> Oh, man. That was good. >> That was good. Look at him. Look at him. [laughter] >> ONE OF THEM. ONE of them.

[36:56] you did ages ago. Come on. We'll do that one. >> Come on, boys. Yeah. Hey yo, IT'S HEY YO, PLAY THE MUSIC, MAN. >> And we do one more. One more. [laughter]

[37:14] start, I'd like to mention just for entertainment purposes only. A bit like Deji when he boxes. You can't tell me that he tries to win. I'm not even convinced that he trains. Bro really fights just for the paycheck. Leaving

[37:26] his stamina at home, pulling up to the ring looking like a Teletubby. Has no shame. Deji only came to this roast because he thought it involved food. [laughter] JJ, remember who offered Deji a meal to get a six-pack? He came back

[37:38] looking worse, looking like a darker version of Michelin man. I thought since you got rejected to be in a Chinese Tinder video because of your weight, the only pattern I'm seeing is your stomach increasing in size day by day. I

[37:54] don't know what's bigger, your belly or his forehead. KSI, you recently became the owner of Dagen on RedBridge, bringing this old FIFA series to life, but not everything can come to life with money, so don't try with your hamsters.

[38:07] Results may vary. But documentaries and cameras aside, JJ, are you good? Have shoulder? >> Wait, is this a wrap? Wait, am I meant to believe THAT HE FOUGHT FLOYD MAYWEATHER? RECORD TIMINGS. WITH YOUR

[38:21] BUSINESS, YOU'RE CONSISTENT. [screaming] >> With your business, YOU'RE CONSISTENT. HE HASN'T ROBBED ONCE. >> HEY YO, MISS HIM, MAN. >> HEY YO, MISS HIM, MAN. >> WAIT, one prison. One prison.

[38:34] Don't crash this one, bro. >> Thanks for the controller, man. I don't >> Thanks for the controller, man. I don't I don't know what happened, man. [music] >> I'm good. How are you? >> I was going to shake your hand.

[38:49] family get up to in the showers, I think I think I've changed my mind. I want know that [laughter] >> KSI your nose is so big you could honestly just wipe out the whole of

[39:02] Columbia supply >> races then what's what's Toby's nose >> I'm talking about yours BROKING >> I'm talking about yours BROKING [laughter]

[39:18] >> said he's lacking >> KSI I'll be honest I liked you a lot >> But he didn't. >> He knocked you out. Open the floor. >> Open the floor. GET OUT. >> GET this mother out, man.

[39:32] >> Take him. >> Take him by the ears, Steve. >> Yes. >> Yo, you want some? Yeah. Who wants some?

[39:44] >> Yeah. Who else want some? >> Wait, you Why are you trying to bribe >> Nah, no, no, no. Not that. Yeah. Hey yo, Deji, summer is around the corner and you're quite fat. Yeah, >> YOU LOOK OUT, MAN.

[39:58] >> SO, send us some shade over for summer. And wait, fun fact, KSI. When you ask [music] "But JJ, it's already big enough." Get it? Cuz your head's bigger. WHAT? WHAT? NOW, LET ME RUN. LET ME RUN.

[40:15] Let me learn. LET ME LEARN. >> LET ME LEARN. LET ME LEARN. But JJ, last time I listened to your song, I was wondering, damn, your act must be jealous of your mouth for the amount of that comes out of it.

[40:31] that comes out of it. >> Yeah. Yeah, bro. YOU GOT TO GO. >> YOU GOT TO GO, MAN. Come on. [screaming] [laughter] >> Yes. Yes. Yes. [cheering]

[40:45] >> There we go. >> Yo. Yo, let's rinse some peas. Let's Let's bring some boys money. >> I don't I don't know what you're saying. >> All right. Lovely to meet you guys. Deji. Bit bigger than I thought.

[40:58] Deji. Bit bigger than I thought. >> And JJ KSI for knowledge, strength, and I've never hugged my dad.

[41:11] guys here together for a roast given what happened at Christmas. >> Yeah. What happened? What happened? >> You didn't show up. >> bro. Your delivery is so bad, man. Come on.

[41:27] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ONE MORE. GIVE HIM ONE MORE. GIVE HIM ONE MORE. >> RIP Tank has gone to a better place to be fair. be fair. [laughter]

[41:51] straight into it. Let's roast these uglyers, fam. Yo, I don't even know Mega Mide, one car seat. I would have pulled out if I was your father. Bust all over your mom's face. >> YO, ONE WAY FLAT RIGHT BACK TO GHANA.

[42:05] MISS A FOREHEAD looking like a portable charger. KSI, what do you ask WHEN YOU GO TO THE BARBERS? LET ME AVOID THAT, BRO. LISTEN. MILLIONAIRE, but you still look broke. It looks like you work as a farmer.

[42:17] LISTEN. >> YO YO YO YO. >> HEY, SHA. BRO, take off that drag, bro. Hey, you take off that drag as well. Don't think you're safe. Hey, listen. Your brother's gay. We seen that clip.

[42:33] Deji love sucking JJ'S FOREHEAD LOOKING SO BIG LIKE A LANDING STRIP. Hey >> come on [screaming]

[42:49] listen listen the travel go. >> Oh man play that tune man. >> Oh man.

[43:07] >> Why don't you want to go over there, man? man? >> Never mind. Never mind. the smell up here. It smells like rotten eggs and onions.

[43:20] >> They already made that joke. [laughter] >> Yo yo yo yo yo. Why might just pop you off? Feels like a nothing. GF. >> That is a W. Madam,

[43:36] >> Let's just switch it around, please. I want thumbs up. I need the bread. This might change me. I don't want to look like these two guys here. like these two guys here. >> No.

[43:56] red boys. >> Wait, what? What's happening? KSI, I had a chat with your mom before coming down and she said she wishes your dad would to give birth to that forehead, I mean

[44:08] coconut. and out, it's like chucking a sausage in a sleeping bag. Pick up, mate. That's double bed sheet in it. We know full well that is. You're like a cling on off

[44:23] seen one of them. That's what it looks like. It's an actual spitter of him in on. Deji's like, you know, when you have a and you don't wipe your ass proper. There's a bit of just hanging on your ass, sir. That's a kind of cling on. You

[44:37] are absolute shocking. Is Deji your real N? Yes. >> Is it me? Your mom and dad don't love you, do they? [laughter] >> Deji looks like he eats crayons for the flavor of them. Looks like he says, "Oh,

[44:51] >> I'm saying a whole lot of red. >> Wait, wait, wait. Let him land. Let him >> Deji looks like he eats crayons for the flavor of a eating a red one and goes, "Oh, you know what? That one tastes like strawberry, doesn't it?"

[45:06] >> Come all the way from Manchester. >> LET HIM LET HIM LET GO. LET HIM LET him match and he's going to definitely take a bar of soap in there. Slam it on the floor and twerk for the mandam hoping to get his

[45:22] get his [laughter] >> Yo, what's up man? >> Name's Alex. If no one asks my rose at

[45:34] >> Name's Alex. If no one asks my rose at least um my bad. My bad. this. >> Did you look like an AIDS victim? >> Wait, what? >> AIDS victim?

[45:49] >> What does that even mean? >> Just what, isn't it? >> Um, do you want this amigo? No one did. Not even my dad did. That's why he Not even my dad did. That's why he killed himself.

[46:04] >> It's all good, Deji. If you're Chinese, your channel would be called One. >> Wait, sorry. Say, say that again. >> I knew you would get that, bro. >> I knew you would get that, bro. >> One, okay, one ton as in the weight.

[46:16] >> OH, OKAY. >> My respect, bro. >> Your your barber stands on the third floor. >> No. Guys, guys, come on. Come on. Come on, guys. Come on. Come on.

[46:32] >> Honestly, I think if you just start twerking, you might you might get some thumbs up. >> This

[46:45] >> All good. >> Nice. Take care, man. All right. I think this might be the last person, so enjoy. >> Yeah. [music]

[47:22] >> LET'S GO. >> SO, we're not allowed to cuss JJ's forehead. Okay. JJ's forehead is so big,

[47:34] his hand has to book a plane ticket to scratch his head. >> JJ'S FOREHEAD IS so big. >> Before he dreams, there's a premiere.

[47:52] >> OKAY. OKAY. >> JJ, ONE SECOND. JJ'S FOREHEAD IS SO [screaming] BIG. I SAID HIS FOREHEAD IS SO BIG. >> He has to use a drone to apply shampoo. [screaming]

[48:06] [screaming] [cheering] [screaming] >> JJ'S FOREHEAD IS SO BIG.

[48:19] >> His ba has to show him Google Earth to show his back. >> I SAID HIS FOREHEAD IS SO BIG. >> HOW BIG IS IT?

[48:34] >> HE WENT TO A MIND READADER and she read for 10 years.

[48:47] [laughter] Deji Deji looks LIKE [laughter] Deji looks like he's sponsored by Asda Black Current.

[49:02] >> KSI's forehead [laughter] love. >> All right, guys. I had to finish that one. But anyways, big love bag. one. But anyways, big love bag. [cheering]

[49:23] >> Give me THE [cheering] GRIND. >> MON, ENJOY YOUR 1,000, MAN. >> MON, ENJOY YOUR 1,000, MAN. [music]

[49:37] >> Thank you for watching. Thank you for having us. Me and Deji. Check out his channel. Shout out to the audience. You love been amazing.