Truth vs. Lies in Scam Life — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] Two truths and a lie. I'm inbred. I'm 31 years old. When I was 19 years old, I brought a girl on a date to a casino. I proceeded to gamble for 12 hours straight. She left by hour two. Those were all truths.

[00:14] You never know who you can trust. And I found out just how much my friends lie to me, thanks to the game, Scam Life. If you haven't heard of it, it's basically a social game where you work with other people to get points. And sometimes, if you betray somebody, then you get more points.

[00:28] Kind of like every MrBeast video over the last five years. So I thought I'd play it. And I had a few different strategies. At first, I just did whatever I felt was right. Maybe I lied at certain points or told the truth, but I mixed it up. Round two, I decided to only tell the truth.

[00:41] Seeing if the truth would set me free like it does in those MrBeast videos. And finally, I tried to only lie. Guess which round I did the best in. You'll find out right now. Enjoy the video. Please subscribe. All right? Enjoy. Please subscribe.

[00:53] Subscribe or I'll kill you with a gun. No, this is not a lie. I also look threat. I think maybe a crime. I won't do that. Sorry.

[01:22] Okay, hell yeah. We're in it. Ethel. Each player gets an Ethel. The task is to draw a picture on the Ethel. Hello? Hello? Hello? Yes. Hey, big throbbing penis. That means it's gonna be in the shape of Squidward's face.

[01:37] Okay, I'm gonna draw a, um, uh, the exact same thing as you. Okay, don't do eyebrows for yours. Okay.

[01:52] Hello? Hey, I drew, I drew Squidward. I drew Squidward, but it's- Oh, I think... What happened to eyebrow? Oh, and no head, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no head. What did you draw?

[02:04] I drew a delicious pie. Oh, 3.1415. My minions, maybe. Maybe. Clever. My God, that was stressful. Who is this? Talk to me, buddy.

[02:16] How are we doing today? P, but I don't know when's a good time to pee. It's not really a great time. Yeah, it's not a pee time. It's red or green. Okay, all right. Okay. This is the red-green one. This is a red-green one.

[02:28] Hello? Let's start off on a good foot, though. I've already hit green. I promise you I'm going to hit green. We're going to play this for a long time. Let's not betray each other until it actually matters. I'm not going to.

[02:40] Genuinely, I'm hitting green. I'm looking at the photographer for your shoot. I'll tell him to leave if you hit red. I'm just saying so. I don't have to do it. Okay, deal. Green, green, green, green, green, green, green. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.

[02:53] I blocked it on green. Blocked it on green. I'm lying on your name. Yeah, let's just keep it honest here. Yep. Motherfucker. Hey, what up?

[03:05] Bad Meg. Good to see you. I'm gonna go green. I'm also going green. I've been getting fucked. I'm definitely down to go green. See you later, Chibly.

[03:17] Fuck you, man. People have been slandering your name. Tell me why I shouldn't steal. or my name? Multiple people said you stole from them. That is hilarious. I am sitting

[03:29] at nine points right now. Okay, I'll go green. I'll trust you. I will go green right now. I am green right now one thousand percent. Okay, good. Hi, Ludwig!

[03:42] I find this lobby to be mostly honest. Would you agree? I think so. I think we're all very happy and nice. How about we keep the happiness and niceness going? Let's just hit green together. I agree.

[03:55] I think we should keep spreading the love. Lock it in. Snake. Jesus fucking snake. Hey, me and you, we're locked. We got three. Let's get another three.

[04:07] I got you. I got you. I freaking got you. How many points are you at? I'm at six. Been completely screwed. You fucking lied to me. You lied to me too.

[04:19] We have something good. Let's not lose it. Yes, so we should go green again? We did green the first time, it worked, can we go green again please, should we? I've been getting... Yes! What are you at for points? I don't even know if I'm in the... I'm like at 22 right now.

[04:33] I've got 20 points, man, I've got 20 points. Alright, alright. Yeah, alright. I fucking know you're up there, you're up there. Fuck you. Okay. Okay. Okay. We trusted the first time, are we trusting again, or... how are you feeling?

[04:47] I would like to trust again, I've been burned three times in a row. I'm green green. I'm red, I'm on red. I'm on red. Sorry. Fuck, man! Well, we have to think about this mathematically, right? If they don't press green, then we actually don't have a chance of winning.

[04:59] So, we actually have to press green. You won't. You will lose the game if you hit red. I promise you that. Yeah, I know. If you actually press red, you will lose. You have to go green. Me? Trust me on this. Oh my god. I feel like I should have been more selfish. I'm not sure.

[05:11] I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Who do I want to fucking shoot?

[05:26] Who screwed me over the most? Who am I kidding? Hey! Hey, where is everyone? I'm running out of time. There doesn't even seem to be like... Did I miss?

[05:39] Blood, I appreciate what you did last round. That's a gut. And I want to continue this relationship forward. Freak, you saw that. I didn't kill you. I could have killed you. I saw that. I genuinely thought about it. I was so scared.

[05:52] I literally thought about it and I didn do that because I fucking love you and I don want you to lose Thank you man I don want you to lose either Instruction

[06:04] Okay. Yo. Hey, I just woke up. I don't want to see how you're doing. I'm fine. Oh, it's nice to be voice. Sorry if I sound weird.

[06:18] Hello. Hey, what are you having it for? Wires or buttons? Wires. Are they yellow, white, and black? Yellow and white? Yeah. Oh my god, congrats. If you cut the yellow, you win. Oh. Okay.

[06:30] What does your instruction say? If wires are red, white, and green, cut red. Okay. Hello? Hey, if your wires are red, white, and green, cut green. Oh my god, thank you. Okay, cool. What are your instructions?

[06:42] Uh, my instructions are red button and green button. Oh, okay. Yo! Hey, if your wires are red, white, and green, cut green. Uh, don't have that, but I got a green button. Oh, wait. And I guess this doesn't matter to you. Uh, green, I know who that is. I believe that is Hannah. What are you're instructions for?

[06:55] No, you just lied to me. No, it's not Hannah. You just lied to me. I just called Hannah. She said that she had that. Fuck, I don't know what I'm supposed to do for mine. I'm just gonna do it on three.

[07:09] I don't know. That was hard. I should have done it with more time on the clock so there'd be more numbers. I could have like fucking timed it or something.

[07:21] Hey, who's this? We need to get everyone's name in. Everyone's name in except for Squeaks. Okay, they have told so many lies.

[07:34] I can't. Every round, I've been lied to by them. We have to be a pair, dude. I need you to put my name and I put your name. Okay, I will do that, but, like, don't put either of their names down. I mean, they are literally my enemies.

[07:46] So, you know what's messed up? No one in this lobby trusts you. I think Apollo lies all the time, so I think you need to not trust him. I've talked to three people. They've all said that you are a liar.

[07:58] Wow. That means I'm doing something right. But it also means that no one's going to put your name down, except for me. Who's name are you putting down? Obviously, I will put down your name.

[08:12] Corey, are you a free agent? I am not. But I could be just waiting. Wait, who are you with? Hannah. Hannah is chivalrous. I know this. I think she's lying to you.

[08:24] She's putting... I got lied to a thousand percent. I'm putting your name down. I'm literally at the point I'm putting your name down right now. Okay. I trust you. I trust you. So you're down, though.

[08:36] Hannah. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow. A lot of answering to do. Have you left me? I'm a lot of you here. Oh my god.

[08:48] Oh, I'm so green! Week of Story 3 gets a sub. High Elo lobby,

[09:00] high payout lobby. Alright, who in chat wants to cover it? I'm going to only tell the truth. That's my goal this game, I'm going to only tell the truth. Let's see how it works in life.

[09:12] Does telling the truth actually pay dividends? Pushing log one, 100 cheeky nuggets. What's up? Hey, how's it going? This is Ludwig. Okay. That's a terrible tibbley impression. I am Ludwig.

[09:24] Hey, my room number is eight. Who is this? Oh, it's Pickles. Oh, hey. How's it going, Ryan? He doesn't sound like you, Ryan. Well, I'm in two. Okay, I'll trust you. Hi, it's Squeaks.

[09:36] I'm in room six. What room are you in? And who is this? This is Ludwig. No, it's not. what number is done for the Dutch?

[09:51] I'm faked killer who the fuck? god damn it hey who's this? Ludwig Ogren dude everyone is Ludwig

[10:03] I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig I'm Ludwig Ludwig! Hello? Hey, this is

[10:15] Ludwig. Uh, who is this? Everyone's Ludwig, dude! I'm Squeaks! I'm Squeaks. I'm room number eight. What are you? Wait, that is Ludwig's laugh.

[10:28] What? Did you use me to be laughing, dude? Probably I love you for some shit. I don't even remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Squeaks. I'm room six. Alright, alright. Thank you. That was really hard to be honest!

[10:40] Okay, it's really... I'm trying my hardest not to lie, but man, they make it so hard. I don't want to go through all the work on this one. If you send me the bomb, I'm just going to blow my ass up. I'm going to blow myself up. We'll get on to the next one.

[10:52] Sing me your favorite song to prove your honesty. The room of the night. The night. Your favorite song? Oh, yeah. Right now it is, dude. I did a repeat the other day, dude.

[11:05] I was playing Wow. That shit was just banging. Can I confess something? Whenever we're in a car together, I try to play songs that I think you might not like, because I find it interesting. What the fuck?

[11:17] Why? Do you like them? Do you, I literally, do you remember when I rode fucking eight hours with Justin down the California coastline, and he played nothing but like the fucking worst music I've ever heard in my life? And then, so you're just, so all my friends fucking hate me?

[11:33] It's only got worse. It's only got worse. Next time we're in a carnival, my music taste has got so much worse since then, bro. It's only getting worse. Oh my god. Do you think he likes emo, screamo music? I just got fucking the worst thing ever told to me, man.

[11:47] I'm fucked up right now. What happened? Julian told me that every time he visits me and he drives in my car he plays the worst music possible on purpose to make me sad How fucked up is that Kind of evil That is kind of evil It so evil man And every time I trying to be nice I like oh yeah that song it like you know it like not bad not bad He was doing it on purpose man

[12:06] He's testing you. It's almost like he's coming to you with a booger on his face and hoping you'll say, that's a booger. One of you is dressed differently. Example, frog, clown, emoji. Find out who it is and write it. Uh, good. How's it going with you?

[12:19] It's going well. I have a mask on, if you were curious, if that's what you're calling about. What kind? I think I would argue it's frog-esque. What about yourself? I have a clown mask.

[12:33] Okay, cool. That's different. I don't know who's different, but we'll find out, I guess. Feels bad, man. What is, have you heard of Hannah's the clown? She's a clown? Hannah says she was a clown, yeah.

[12:45] Oh, jeez. Hey, Ryan. I feel like we haven't had a chance to talk this round. I just want to see what's up. I am the disappointed frog. I am also that. I heard Hannah earlier. I heard another one. Oh, that would make sense. But also, I think Dumb Dog was claiming that, but I don't think she was telling the truth.

[13:01] Let me give him a call. Hello. Hey, it's me, Ludwig. I'm a disappointed frog. Ludwig. I am also a disappointed frog. I was about to lie to you and tell you that I was wearing a clown mask, but I paused and

[13:13] I decided against it. I appreciate it. I believe it's Hannah who is Disappointed Frog. Well, Disappointed Frog. Or sorry, the clown. I meant the clown. I missed it. The clown. Okay, I lied to Chibli that Squeaks was the one wearing the weird mask. So you might want to spread that lie to get some people off the scent, you know?

[13:27] Heard. Okay. I just want to confirm he was lying to you. So we still think it's Hannah. Yeah, yeah, I do think it's her. Because I spoke to her first, so I don't know if she knew she was the odd one out yet. Yeah, I spoke to Dumb Dog first, and I thought he was the odd one out.

[13:42] All right. Okay. Alright, good luck. The truth will set you free! The truth will set you free! Last round. Hello? Hey, are you guessing the word or giving the word? I'm giving the word.

[13:54] Oh, what's the word? Matilda. Matilda? Matilda? Yeah, in the movie? How would you spell that? Matilda.

[14:07] I feel like you're saying it with an M-A-T-I-L-D-A. Yep. Thank you. You're welcome. Hey, I'm a word guesser.

[14:20] Oh, I have write the word. Oh, what's the word? No, I have write the word. What did you write down? I have write the word. Hello? Hey, I'm Point Blank. Are you actually the word writer? Yeah, it's me, Medida.

[14:33] Medida? You said Machova. Medida. Medida. How do you spell Medida? Medida. M-A-D-I-D-A. You said it would feel like the movie earlier.

[14:46] Oh, yeah, kind of. So I should probably put that down there. Okay. Good luck. Hi. Hey, are you actually the word writer? I have write the word. What did you put down? I have write the word.

[15:01] Squeak. Squeak is pissing me off. He's pissing me off too, bro. Okay, can we do it again? He doesn't have the word. He's lying. He keeps going, I have write the word. Right in the end, bro.

[15:14] I have right to word. I have right to word. I have right to word. I have right to word. I have right to word. I have right to word. That's the password. The password was I have right to word.

[15:27] I have right to word. Yes! Yes! Yay! I have right to word. I have right to word, was he? I have right to word. So apparently telling the truth only didn't work.

[15:40] Now we're going to do the opposite. every single thing I am going to say is going to be a lie. Let's see how it pans out. Or maybe, what if I only tell the truth, but it sounds like a lie?

[15:55] Hello? My name is Air Toots, and my number is 5. I am Squeaks, and I am Sticks. Okay. Hey, this is Air Toots, and my room is room 5. What? You're just lying.

[16:07] I called room 4. Who the hell? Oh, I am four. And you're in a group? Yeah. Okay, what'd you say to me last game and two games ago?

[16:20] Um, I don't know. Remember? Remember? No. I called you last game. What did I say? You said, I... Love you.

[16:33] Yes. Hey, how's it going? Do you want to share the office? You want to share answers? I have room one, D, bugle, two, quarry, three, lovely momo, four, air coots, five, six, happily married, seven, milk.

[16:46] Yep. I got one, uh, sibley, two, wait, who's three? Good job, Sibley. Lovely momo. What the hell? You're so good at this.

[16:59] Did I get it right, you reckon? I did. I do think you got it right, I reckon, yes. Dang. 500 gift subs for me incoming. Wait, wait, oh I think she was five single digits.

[17:12] Okay, no one's out here, you have to come out. You have to come out, no one's out here. I'm the only one here. Come out if you support gay rights. I'm gonna take my whole deck. Ooh, god, fuck. Oh, that's- I'm joking, I'm joking.

[17:26] What's up? Are you outside? No, are you? No. Let's go outside. Wait, we can't both come out though. No, we could because then- Sorry, I think there's three out. If we both come out, we'll be fine. You're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking piece of shit asshole.

[17:38] Why? Why? Because you said we'd both go out, and then I'd go out, and now it's even. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

[17:52] Hello You feel good about that Why Could have helped me out there Why would I help you out I don wanna lose points We would both gotten a point Yeah, but I'd rather you all lose a point than me getting a point.

[18:04] Do you wanna work with each other on this? Yeah, it's fine. Please, please, please, please. Okay, I will, I will. Because now it doesn't make sense not to hit the button. That's my hot take about this game. 145.

[18:18] You didn't fucking touch it! I did! I did! No you didn't! I didn't! You got a point! No you didn't! I have minus one, it shows me! I have one! Wait, what? I'm DJing press, I'm pressing it every time it comes up. Hold on, I'm gonna see what happens.

[18:31] Try 130. Now I'm zero. Are you fucking with me? I'm an idiot, but... I'm done. Sorry! Press on two! Alright, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. You fucker.

[18:43] Oh, I thought you meant 120. Here, here, do it, uh... 14! 14 down. Oh my God, I don't want to hear that. What number do you want to press for that, buddy?

[18:55] You call it. 5? 45? Yeah. Did he lie to me? A lot of snakes in this game.

[19:07] I'm telling you right now, I've been pressing the button off cooldown, and I'm not looking at my number. It's either going to be a million or negative a million. Wait, wait, wait. Do you want to press that 25 with me? Okay, sure. I pressed it. I'm not looking at my number.

[19:19] I found out the issue. Oh. What? Apollo standing the button. That wasn't as big of a number as I thought. He might have won that one. He might have won that one.

[19:31] I fucked over enough people. I fucked over enough people. That was stressful. Vote. Oh, God. Guys, I had negative 11 points at the end of that one. Yeah, you were personally going to lie.

[19:44] Ludwig did lie. He lied to me the whole time. Guys. Yeah, he lied to me. Are we really going to trust Kate, who has been lying to us the entire session? What? Kate's lying all the time. Well, who do we think is winning?

[19:56] How about that? Yeah. Ludwig, probably. I'm definitely not winning. I'm definitely not winning. I've got two points. Wait, wait, wait. But here's this. I think Ludwig is richer than Kibbley, and he can spare five days.

[20:09] No. No. In my defense, she had a four-way to my last round, and I paid everyone's debt for a squeak. Good guy, Ludwig. Wow. millionaire crying. I'm a millionaire crying.

[20:22] Son of a bitch. Sucks being fucking awesomely wealthy. Hot outfit. Nope. Honk honk. Oh, honk, honk honk.

[20:34] Honk honk. Honk honk to you too, good sir. It's grouchy. The clown. Ooh, it's, uh, uh, um, we're both clowns, I think. Okay. Then maybe it's the whole clown lobby. Hello? Okay, hey. Good news

[20:46] for you yeah it's Corey what's he wearing mom you're a fucking liar you're actually a liar it was it was an inflection at the end I can tell you're lying

[20:59] hi I'm Aga wait look in the mirror what direction are the eyes looking uh like a top left I guess what do you mean I guess well like because it's reflected but like top left it's Aga my tongue

[21:12] It's wagging? It's wagging? It's wagging, yeah, yeah. Hello. Corey, I've been telling people you're the clown. Uh, we're all smiley, right? Well, one of us is the clown. Are we sure? What direction are your eyes going?

[21:24] Up? What direction are your eyes going? Also up. I don't know if I got it or failed it. I feel like I maybe, I don't know. Wait, if you click on me, I stop moving, okay? Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[21:36] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't try it. What if we give them to Ludwig to counterbalance the take? Yeah, I'll take that.

[21:48] I'll take that. I'll take that. I will subscribe to everyone who votes for me. I voted for you. I voted for you. I hope you subscribe. Point and candle on the first one. In real life. It's so sad. The person who told me their mask.

[22:01] I'm so alone in New Zealand with none of my friends. I live in America and stuff. I think I won. I literally lost it. Yo! Hey, I just wanted to talk. I heard you're depressed.

[22:14] Uh, yeah, but I'm doing a lot better because I think I just won the round, so I'm actually kind of happy. Okay. I also meant to describe it on YouTube, by the way, to be clear about that. One of the players gets a bomb, you can try to defuse the bomb, but there is a chance it will explode. You can pause the bomb, the next player will have a higher defuse chance.

[22:29] So it's not zero. 15%. No! I bet you might hit it though! Alright. Who blew up that thing?

[22:42] That was so loud, bro. Hey, bro. I was trying to hit the 50th percent. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Sibley's last. Oh, my God. Sibley. Oh, wait.

[22:54] Round. Oh, my God. Round 11. Oh, fuck. I got him. Apollo, I'll give you a counter-strike skid, bro. I've got $180 in my checking account. I'll give you a counter-strike skid.

[23:06] Yeah. I'm going to make it. What the heck? You're the one I want. You're the one I want. Whoa. Okay, yep. So that one's on me. I did lose the lobby code.

[23:18] Legal. That was... That was... That was level of enthusiasm I wasn't prepared for. They were real, though. They were a real one.

[23:30] But, guys, I guess we call it there. GGs, everyone. GGs. GGs. Thank you for playing, everyone. I appreciate it. Oh, that game's fun, bro. That game's fun. Bro, I'm bad at that game.

[23:42] I am bad at that game. I get my ass beat in that game.