Pigeon eats chick - nightmare evening
45sShocking and absurd opening story about a pigeon eating a chick immediately grabs attention and sets a bizarre tone.
▶ Play Clip"The title promises a vtuber for 'skufs', but the content is a chaotic, crude dating sim playthrough with little structure or value."
This video is a humorous and chaotic livestream highlight where the streamer, playing a visual novel dating sim, interacts with a fictional character named Alice. The content is a mix of absurd roleplay, crude jokes, and commentary on dating and social stereotypes, all delivered in a comedic and self-deprecating style.
The streamer starts with a chaotic intro, mentioning a 'nightmare evening' and a humorous anecdote about a pigeon, setting a comedic tone.
Thanks Maximka for gifting the game and an 'altushka for Skuf', indicating the start of a dating sim playthrough.
Describes a 'skuf' (a stereotypical slacker) morning routine, including going to the toilet, with crude humor.
References the last piece of pizza as 'Schrödinger's pizza', a joke about uncertainty, and comments on a 40-year-old man wanting a 15-year-old girl.
Makes choices in the game, imagining scenarios with the character, including a crude fantasy about licking feet.
Jokes about women being materialistic, wanting to 'suck money' out of him, and mentions his low salary and reliance on his mom.
Engages with the character's questions about preferences, including a joke about wanting to be under a blanket.
The character asks about STDs, and the streamer jokes about being a virgin, leading to a comedic exchange.
Discusses how streaming makes games take longer, referencing 'Pony Pit' and the 'hard life of a streamer'.
Jokes about wanting to cuddle, but the character demands paperwork, which the streamer finds boring.
Mentions his rented apartment for 15,000 rubles and salary of 133,000, but says his mom sends money, highlighting his financial situation.
The character suggests logging out if he doesn't want to fill out paperwork, and the streamer considers it.
The character starts a survey, asking about height (164 cm) and penis size, leading to a block for the latter.
The survey continues with weight and military duty, causing the streamer to panic and try to log out.
Reflects on how the 'skuf' life got better, but then a doorbell rings, interrupting the game.
Receives a subpoena, but it's just a friend named Vanko, leading to a conversation about preferences.
Discusses preferences in partners, including a joke about short men and a fantasy about sleeping under a large man's belly.
The character is revealed to be a scammer, and the streamer plays along, enjoying the roleplay.
The character admits to phishing, and the streamer finds it amusing, imagining a schoolboy behind the scam.
The character says all his money was stolen, and the streamer jokes about being too poor for microloans.
Concludes that choosing 10 cm was a good ending, wrapping up the chaotic stream.
The video is a comedic, chaotic livestream highlight that blends absurd roleplay with self-deprecating humor, offering entertainment rather than educational content.
Schrödinger's Pizza
A clever pop-culture reference used to describe uncertainty in a mundane situation.
02:27Financial Reality
Reveals the streamer's actual salary and rent, providing a glimpse into his life.
07:35Phishing Roleplay
The streamer's reaction to being scammed is both humorous and a commentary on online scams.
12:19[00:03] Aha, [ __ ], hell, have a nightmare evening, it's not more pleasant to watch. The lady isn't late. The lady is running late. I forgot to eat today. I ran for shawarma, was walking to eat today. I ran for shawarma, was walking back, and saw a pigeon pecking a chick. You
[00:17] know, like a newborn. It's funny. A nightmare evening, a nightmare evening, today we'll be looking for Alta for evening, today we'll be looking for Alta for Skuf. Boredom for Alta, an altushka for Skuf.
[00:31] Skuf. Boredom for Alta, an altushka for Skuf. Everything has a nightmare evening. Thanks to the boar. Thanks to Maximka for the gift of this game and an altushka for Skuf. Yes, don't be surprised, damn. Good morning, Skuf. Sorry, I forgot to
[00:48] turn off the changer. You roll over onto your other side, comfortably wrapped in a good old blanket. I settle down on a mattress of average code quality. You just lie down and a home ditch rolls down to the bottom. Your eyelids grow heavy, your thoughts
[01:05] home ditch rolls down to the bottom. Your eyelids grow heavy, your thoughts get confused, you start to get lost and you start to sink into sleep. Listening only to typos, soda, and wake up. Because of this, back because she made a mistake 10 times on the word "immerse" where should I
[01:21] go next to brush the remnants of sleep from my delicate eyelashes? The skuf doesn't think like that and doesn't talk like that too sciatica somehow sounds like a skuf rolled over stood up no thoughts at all the balls are itchy That's what a skuf is what
[01:39] else can take a [ __ ] in the toilet a great choice in the morning to visit the restroom to take a [ __ ] the most important ritual of the day yes yes yes damn yes this looks like nane So we'll choose this clutched in his hand what was
[01:57] once called a waffle towel GOST You make several characteristic rotational movements makes me just laugh like Lou Dopis like I wiped the mirror What do they write there You make several characteristic rotational
[02:12] movements I don't know as if I'm writing [music]
[02:27] this is a box opens with a slight crunch of corrugated cardboard and your gaze is caught by it corrugated cardboard and your gaze is caught by it tour The last piece of pizza is Schrödinger's really pizza Is there anything in the box Pizza or not, I understand
[02:41] forty-year-old man. Oh, how a fifteen-year-old girl wants a forty-year-old man. Oh, if only such a girl fell in love with me just like that,
[02:53] not for money, beauty, intelligence, or a sense of humor, because I lack all of this, so here we have the status of a large family. I hope this will never happen. Yes, you're already 40, you can stop thinking about it, transportation and a
[03:18] Come on, faster. Choose something else, immediately press the button. Oh, this is a buffet. You immediately imagine how tenderness appears on the threshold of your apartment. You offer her slippers, but
[03:32] feet, covered in snow-white nylon tights, walk on your dirty floor, cross the threshold of your bedroom, lie down. And you lick her
[03:44] bedroom, lie down. And you lick her dirty feet. I added this on my own. Yes, you need to choose the most disgusting questions like a skuf. Is your hair that color? Where does the ponytail go? What other nasty questions are there? This is probably an average
[03:58] cosplayer, and you? And you use sexy cosplay. Your boyfriend is lucky. Well, I like older men.
[04:10] little, My father, but I won't pay for you anyway. Materialistic women, ugh. They want to suck money out of me. In general, I also
[04:22] wanted to say I want to cover myself with your belly like a leather blanket [laughter]. There are strong, time-tested games, There are strong, time-tested games, if you know what
[04:45] I mean. Hello everyone. With you, with you, as always,
[05:00] Torah. About the most important thing, tell me, would you be under a blanket? Everything is agree right away. If you want cuties, then I'm ready to be from cuties
[05:14] be from cuties myself. Okay, I'm ready, I'm even ready to buy an additional device so you can hug me, let's take her. Promise me, I'll
[05:28] [music] thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll suck you off for that. Thank you. you off for that. Thank you. bad experience with endless summer, what do you like about sex, its absence?
[05:45] Health is very important The only thing I'm interested in is the absence of sexually transmitted diseases When was the last time you were tested for STDs Even when was the last time you had sex Never But I need your help
[05:59] Never But I need your help Why me Did you really like me Don't Why me Did you really like me Don't talk nonsense I saw myself No offense but talk nonsense I saw myself No offense but you saw yourself Alice was very strange
[06:11] you saw yourself Alice was very strange screaming and fighting in a dream bought a Premium screaming and fighting in a dream bought a Premium subscription Adobe not this bad ending this bad ending just not an Adobe subscription
[06:27] want to do in the evening you play ta and then the same thing all the same
[06:40] skip Oh no Stop Spend at least 2 hours in the game Well I stream that's why it takes me so long You understand Streaming is different that's what you're like It's like the game Pony Pit takes so long I have to beg for a
[06:53] different that's what you're like It's like the game Pony Pit takes so long I have to beg for a such a hard life from a streamer I want to cuddle under a blanket
[07:07] cuddle under a blanket Ksyusha finally now we're going where I wanted nothing you came up with there come on Did you not ready. A woman isn't worth filling out paperwork. Damn, it's boring. And I'm too
[07:23] your permission. No. Everything is clear. Again, these mercantile women want to take away my rented apartment for
[07:35] 15,000 rubles a month. Take my salary of 133,000 a month. Lord, how I live. It's good that my mom sends me money. But if you were a sucker from IKLO, then of course you can drop it now. Actually, I was a sucker from IKLO, and that's
[07:50] just scares me. T look, log out, oh, come on, [ __ ],
[08:03] where am I? I'm out of the game now. VDI address: Rebel. I'm a sucker. Rebel. If you don't want to, we don't have to fill anything out. Just log out and go about your [ __ ]
[08:22] when are you the last five? These same people over there. alone and die. Great. If you get bored. Remember that we'll
[08:36] be together very soon, can I play a mini-game for now? I'm bored, and you can do whatever you want with me, even her? Where is she? Have you ever dreamed of sex, just with a real woman? So, let's start our survey. What's
[08:51] your height? 164, by the way. This is the average height for 164, by the way. This is the average height for men. Damn, I'm already hooking up from the second one. About the size of something. Penis size. What's your penis size? Let's ask the next
[09:05] Penis size. What's your penis size? Let's ask the next question. No, it's very important to collect, collect, tell the truth,
[09:18] goodbye, I was blocked for penis size. What's your weight? Let's just work out. penis size. What's your weight? Let's just work out. Cola. You haven't been to my place for a long time. I'm working out at the gym, you know. A napkin made of [ __ ].
[09:32] Thank you very much. The data has been loaded. Thank you very much. Citizen, military duty. Just don't Citizen, military duty. Just don't tell me you didn't receive a military
[09:45] ID. We were caught. Log out quickly. Let's get out of here. Delete the game. Bro, I was glad to meet you, but my inner voice refused me. How are my parents? And Kufa's life refused me. How are my parents? And Kufa's life got better, and he even wanted to
[10:00] take care of himself several times. Well, dreams are dreams, but let's see what really happened. In and we destroyed you. hard drive you hear the doorbell strange I'm
[10:17] not waiting for anyone [music] [music] as if this is not a special voiceover but just a file moved a little Open you a subpoena and ugh thank God it's
[10:33] Vanko swearing I already thought woman you look tired confident that all you do is work all day at Let's go further I wanted what you like in girls big tits so you can squeeze and a butt Butt so that on my
[10:50] face it trembled between my fingers to climb legs I love this I love to love to watch how a small palm on my dick lies next to such a small palm my dick even seems a centimeter bigger To be honest
[11:07] I've always liked short men they have this squat down to earth you wanted to say I've always dreamed of sleeping with dwarves and with fantasy I don't understand those who like skinny people I've always loved large older men I
[11:22] want to wrap myself in under their stomach and sleep like under a blanket maybe it's just an electro complex for the relationship with my father in You can call me daddy when you were a kid If you want, but don't call me daddy because I don't like materialistic [ __ ]
[11:36] When she's angry, you like her even more, that's what I'm saying, she's too flat Well, in terms of character, you need to bring your card to skuf services Oh, he's a scammer, his class is finally a scammer, it's starting Come on, a
[11:51] starting Come on, a
[12:03] greedy creatures How much longer creatures How much longer can this be, stupid, fat idiot Here I am, I'm a bastard, a [ __ ] Go [ __ ] yourself,
[12:19] comments, I've been sleeping with you for half an hour, lead the way, cat, quickly, loser, yes, darling, please forgive me, only a complete idiot could Do the old phishing trick, I didn't fall for it It just turns me on I
[12:32] imagine some schoolboy sitting there haha I scammed him and I'm sitting on Yari for this Take my 13 rubles for a bright future, it should represent at least something to interest another person Yes Now spit in my face,
[12:45] call me You're a pathetic loser. God, you're so pathetic. Keep going. Otka Skubak online. You just had all your money stolen. That's what they write. What about
[12:57] the call? Hello. Do you want to confirm? Then other scammers call me. you transfer money? Oh, no, tell me your card number. Oh, okay, [ __ ], they really stole everything from you. [ __ ], you're pathetic. They won't even give me microloans.
[13:12] In short, I realized that when we chose 10 cm, it was a good chose 10 cm, it was a good ending.
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