Weirdo Gets Trapped in Porta Potty

[00:02] but this I've never seen. Never even thought of people on the planet would conceive of something as foul as this.

[00:43] open, carving up a [ __ ] porta potty [ __ ] like it's a Thanksgiving turkey. And they're not doing it just for fun or because someone dropped their phone in there or something like that because a human being is stuck inside of that

[00:58] right there inside the actual stew of the portaotti. The guts. That is stew of the portaotti. The guts. That is baffling to me because not even animals

[01:10] get stranded in there. Rats know to stay away from that [ __ ] And yet somehow away from that [ __ ] And yet somehow this man is now trapped in there. As Kevin Garnett says, anything is possible. I am I was stunned when I saw

[01:26] this. And there there has to be such a crazy story behind how he ended up there. Like initially I thought maybe he was being chased by some some villains, some bad guys, so he had to take cover and and hide. And I promise you,

[01:40] nobody's checking inside of a portaotty. like inside of the the tank of a porta potty, the receptacle. And the most upsetting part that'll keep you up at night is this mystery will forever remain unsolved. So, the lore leading up

[01:54] to it, the portaotti supplier said a driver with the company arrived to collect it from a World Cup watch party. When he knocked on the door, a voice explained that he had 10 minutes before he would need to exit. And when the

[02:07] driver came back, he hadn't done so and indicated he would not be coming out. The man inside said he was not going to get out. Luckily, a police officer on a down. Cop walked up to the door and asked the man to exit the toilet. The

[02:20] man replied he could not reach the door and couldn't get out of the toilet. Now, through this, there's some breadcrumbs we can follow and have at least a a guess as to what maybe happened here. I'm going to recreate the the crime

[02:33] scene here. We're going to we're going to work with work with my little game party. Let's assume he's been drinking. So he excuses himself to the the So he excuses himself to the the portaloo here. He tips his fedora to to

[02:46] and does his business and he's spending quite a bit of time in there. Then the portaotti collector comes up, knocks on the door and frightens him. So he thinks like, "Oh no, there's evil foot. There's someone

[02:59] trying to break in." So he's saying like, "No, I'm I'm not coming out." But "Look, man, you have like 10 minutes. I'll be back. You got to be done by I'll be back. You got to be done by then." So then in an effort to not

[03:12] then." So then in an effort to not leave, he crawls inside of the toilet to leave, he crawls inside of the toilet to to hide. Kind of like, you know, like to protect a tree or something where you tie yourself to the tree so they can't

[03:26] knock it over. Maybe that's what he was doing to the portaotti. Like he wanted it to stay. He wasn't ready to leave. So he took desperate measures, crawled be like a jump scare like, "Oh, I'm going to really prank this guy when he

[03:39] comes back to collect it. I'm going to pop out and go boo from the toilet, you know, skippy style and it just went south because he he got stuck." But I think he probably did it because he didn't want to leave and and didn't and

[03:54] didn't want anyone to to to catch him. So then a cop rolls by and orders him to get out and then he says at this point he can't because he's he's stuck in there now. And when they do, spoiler alert, they do

[04:08] quite a long video here. When they do free him, they never even asked how he got in that situation situation in the first place. How would that not be the first thing you ask that person? How could you resist the urge to to ask him

[04:21] what the [ __ ] happened to lead to that? Because this was on his own accord. Do you know how hard you have to try to get yourself inside of a portaotti tank like that? He is a big guy. When they get him out, he is like a pretty tall guy and

[04:35] he's like not small by any means. He had to contort his body and commit to probably minutes worth of effort to get inside of there the whole time sping and splashing in this bath of [ __ ] pee and poop to get in there. And no one

[04:50] thought to ask why he did that or what was going on. That blows my mind. I because of how disgusting it is. They didn't want to spend any more time there than necessary, which I understand, but come on. How can you resist the urge to

[05:03] to get the the knowledge, the forbidden knowledge of why he was in there?

[05:36] >> Guy's dunking his head in it. >> I know. >> So, they finish opening up like a a mouth on the the toilet there, like a a

[05:49] a little door there, a tiny passage, and you can see him like sticking his arm out. That is some haunted [ __ ] And the firefighters there are cheering him on Come on. You can do it. Get out of there, man. Stop messing around. Stop

[06:01] get out. You've been in there long enough." And he's just in there literally laying down in all of this [ __ ] It's It's unthinkable to me. Holy.

[06:15] [ __ ] It's It's unthinkable to me. Holy. >> Bro, come out of there. Cut all the way down. >> Watch your [ __ ] self. Get it way down. Get way back.

[06:50] >> You can get out. I'm not doing that. >> No good deed goes unpunished. The guy said it still wasn't enough to get out. So he cuts it further and then with his foot tries to push it down for him only to get blasted, splashed with the

[07:05] only to get blasted, splashed with the porta potty water. Oh, and it's not, let's not get it confused here. That's not water anymore, pal. That's That's about as gross as it gets. Oh, and and the firefighter walks away going, "Okay,

[07:19] I'm done doing this now." Understandable. Like, this this is so Understandable. Like, this this is so [ __ ] gross.

[07:31] >> Get out. >> Come on, man. Dude, my motorcycle >> Come on, man. Dude, my motorcycle like you did before. Come out.

[08:03] Leave them over. Push your arms out. Get out. Other way. >> Push it the other way. >> There you go. >> They keep trying to coach him out here

[08:16] and every time you can see him start moving. That actually looks like a like moving. That actually looks like a like SCP type [ __ ] Like some kind of [ __ ] go in there to use it and then all of a sudden these arms come out and start

[08:28] grabbing you and shaking you with your butt cheeks in there and whatever. It's butt cheeks in there and whatever. It's I just don't understand, man. How did this happen? And why didn't they ask? Like come on. I have to know. I have to

[08:43] know. Like I have my theories. We have our guesses. But there's just no way of knowing for sure. It is just so perplexing. perplexing. Why would someone do that? Why? Like, I

[08:58] don't care how disgusting you are as a person. This is a level that is just so inherently baked into human DNA that you don't go. Like, genuinely, animals don't do that. Animals don't go into portaotti like tanks like that. And if they do,

[09:13] pissed about it and they probably die in there. LIKE, IT'S JUST HOW DID IT HAPPEN? BECAUSE THIS HAD TO BE on purpose. Obviously, this isn't an accident. He is a big guy. He didn't all of a sudden just sit down to take a [ __ ]

[09:27] and then just like fall in like whoa. Like that. Ob He didn't slide in there Like that. Ob He didn't slide in there and get stuck by accident. And I don't think this was some kind of magical event where the toilet was blessed by

[09:40] some kind of fairy that had it like stretch all of a sudden and swallow this guy. Like I don't think it's under a spell. So like he did this himself. I

[09:52] party that came in and like forced him in there like like an accordion style been extraordinarily difficult and especially considering the other information we have from when he wasn't stranded in there. He was in there on

[10:06] his own accord. At least that's how it sounds. And then he never made a mention that someone had like ganked him and forced him into the portaotti like that which I'm assuming if this was like an attack that led to this he would have

[10:19] mentioned. It's just how did it happen, brother? Please tell me. Wow. As I was editing this and about to render, uh, Patriot Portable Restrooms came forward to explain what happened here, as well as giving like some bonus footage of the

[10:34] man in the portaotti, and they explain at least what they know to be true about how this guy ended up in there. So, we do actually have some information here. Hey everybody, here to set the story straight for what happened on July 14th,

[10:49] 2026. My name is Chip Counterman. I'm a partner with Patriot Portable Restrooms here in Kansas City. The lid was closed. No one was in the restroom. It kind of startled them. All of a sudden, a head

[11:02] "I'm in here." fire department came after that and tried to instruct a man to exit the tried to instruct a man to exit the toilet and uh the man would not do it.

[11:15] They asked him why he went in and he told them he was retrieving a Mountain Dew bottle that he dropped in from the night before. So that put him then inside of the tank for about 8 hours if all of that was true.

[11:28] >> The footage of his head sticking out of the toilet bowl there chills. actual chills. So apparently the story about like the

[11:40] guy coming the the portaotties and then the motorcycle and all that that has been confirmed here through this and apparently someone did ask him what articles I read reported on on this, but according to the Patriot Restroom uh

[11:54] chip, he said the guy apparently said that he went in there to reclaim a Mountain Dew bottle that was lost prior, which if assuming the timeline is accurate means he was in there for 8 hours. I I don't

[12:10] world he was actually trapped in there for 8 hours, he would be panicking and desperate to get out. not nonchalant telling the porta potty guy like I'm in here. Nope. Occupied. Sorry. Not vacant. Like he would be begging and screaming

[12:26] in there like he's actually going to be taking like real damage. So I think probably what happened is assuming the Mountain Dew bottle is correct. He lost his Mountain Dew bottle in there prior, like the the evening prior, and then the

[12:43] want that Mountain Dew bottle back." So then he went back to the portaotti to then he went back to the portaotti to fish around for it and then fell in. So But I also just don't know how he fell in. Again, I don't think that can

[12:58] possibly be accidental. He is a very like not small guy and there is not a whole lot of room in those portaotties. So, like maybe if he found the Mountain maybe he could like stretch far enough and start like climbing in to reach it

[13:13] and then maybe fall in. But even then, I find that hard to believe. But yeah, that's that's apparently the story as Patriot portable restroom tells it,

[13:25] man reported that he ended up in that that pickle. But there's still so many questions and and not enough answers. >> I ain't listening. [ __ ] Lean for more and put your head.

[13:41] >> I'm not listening. Put your head through the thing like where you were when you first showed up. >> Hey, these screws are down. >> Listen. >> I'm not listening. Lean forward like you

[13:54] just talking now. >> Listen. >> No. Lean forward. Put your head through the hole. You got your head through the >> out of there. >> Hurry up.

[14:06] Bro, come on. >> Screw this thing out. through the first. >> You got space now.

[14:18] >> Pick your head through. >> Put your head through the hole. of >> [ __ ] Dumb [ __ ] >> I'm the dumb [ __ ] while being in the [ __ ] urinal. That's really smart to

[14:30] >> The firefighters aren't even bothering to hide their contempt here. and disappointment and anger about this whole thing cuz it is just a miserably disgusting experience. And this guy in the portaotti there has the gall to call

[14:44] the portaotti there has the gall to call the guy who's freeing him, saving him a dumb [ __ ] And the officer's like, "Really? [ __ ] me? Look at you, man. Look at where you are." Like the gall shocking. So, he's trying to say

[14:59] like the screws are sticking through, which I imagine they probably are, but you can definitely get around that. He does have quite a bit of space now, especially considering where he was when he got himself in here in the first

[15:13] place. So, I maybe he's just having fun in there in in the adventure. And honestly, like it does look more spacious in there than I would have ever thought. There is a full human being in there who is fully outstretched and

[15:27] still I can't see like exactly how deep it goes but it still seems like there is it goes but it still seems like there is room to maneuver. portaotties I suppose. >> Get out of there.

[15:46] left arm. Take that left arm. Put it straight up. Take it easy. [ __ ] screws, >> bro. Put that arm up, >> bro. Listen. All you got to do is check this thing before coming out.

[15:59] >> Put your left arm straight up. Listen to me. Left arm straight up. There you go. Now, lean forward. Lean forward. Keep leaning. leaning. Back. Come on. I can't. I can't.

[16:17] thought he had it there cuz it it looked like he did only need to lean forward and he would basically be clear like the screws that he's referring to I think are on like the the sides near it. I it's hard to piece together and I don't

[16:30] know the anatomy of a porta-otti all that well, especially not from the inside looking out like that. So, I feel like if he did lean forward there, he probably would have just been able to slide on out. Like the plastic's

[16:43] probably pretty sharp, but I don't think like it doesn't seem like it's sharp enough to have like cut him or anything. So, probably would have been able to get like leaning. I think I think the firefighter was probably right.

[17:01] >> Do you like carry sticks that you can put under your nose?

[17:29] again and cut it even wider on the sides to give them even more room to squeeze through. And that works. But unfortunately, the person filming doesn't capture the moment that he gets out. The most important moment of the

[17:43] whole video, the climax was not captured on film. The amount of blue balls in this video and story is just it's this video and story is just it's criminal. How would you not film him

[17:56] criminal. How would you not film him getting out of there? Why? It's just it hurts so much. Like, there's some bonus footage of like his head and stuff now from Patriot portable restrooms. uh short, but I can't find like the

[18:08] director's cut here where they have more of that. So, um and I've looked just missed it somewhere, but I have tried very hard to find like the full thing of him getting out and I can't find that

[18:22] find that which which hurts.

[18:35] the portaotti, they give him a little shower there to get a get a lot of the the garbage off. What a wild situation. What a crazy

[18:47] scenario there. Yeah. So that's about it. Dip.