Wacky Argument Over a Beef Sandwich

[00:00] I ate a brillow pad once when I was a

[00:02] kid. Went into the cupboard and just

[00:04] chowed down on it. If you don't know

[00:05] what brillow pads are, they're little

[00:07] steel wool pads with soap on them. So, I

[00:10] was basically the first Tide Pod eater.

[00:12] The patient zero. You didn't know that?

[00:15] My mom didn't tell you. That's weird.

[00:18] Thought you two were close. Speaking of

[00:21] eating though, I did see that a food

[00:24] review YouTuber got into a bit of a tiff

[00:28] at a deli when he was reviewing a

[00:29] sandwich when another patron started

[00:32] chirping and expressing some very strong

[00:35] feelings about what he was doing. And

[00:37] this interaction blew up online.

[00:40] Apparently on Tik Tok that [ __ ] went

[00:42] double platinum. Even the full uncut

[00:44] version on his channel, UAE Eats, has

[00:46] like over 3 million views. And I think

[00:49] it's because in instances like this,

[00:51] usually it's the YouTuber that's the

[00:54] fool, the jester that everyone uh

[00:57] doesn't respect and they look like big

[00:59] [ __ ] because it is very easy to

[01:01] dislike streamers and YouTubers because

[01:03] in a lot of cases they're like

[01:05] disruptive or being a nuisance to the

[01:07] people around them. Something I talk

[01:08] about a lot is how they treat others in

[01:10] public as like their little props to

[01:12] exploit for their content. But in this

[01:15] case, the food reviewer, UAE Eats, I

[01:18] think was very much in the right. And

[01:20] the guy that was, you know, squealing at

[01:23] him was the big [ __ ]

[01:24] >> Oh man, I

[01:25] >> I really want to enjoy my food. I need

[01:27] to stop doing that.

[01:28] >> I'm I'm here first.

[01:30] >> Do whatever you want.

[01:31] >> I I was here.

[01:32] >> I was I was here first. What's the

[01:34] difference between me doing this and

[01:34] talking to someone next to you?

[01:36] >> Don't worry. I'm going to make some put

[01:37] on some music for you.

[01:38] >> All right. Go ahead. Go ahead.

[01:39] >> I asked the people around me. They said

[01:41] it's fine. You You came You came I was

[01:43] here first.

[01:44] It's a public place.

[01:46] >> Yeah. So, I'm here. I'm allowed to talk.

[01:48] If I were talking on the phone, would

[01:50] that be different?

[01:54] >> There you go.

[01:55] >> It'd be equally annoying.

[01:56] >> Dude put him in the scholars, mate right

[01:58] there. He just popped over his king

[02:00] there when he made the comparison. If I

[02:02] was talking on my phone, would it be any

[02:04] different? Goober had no response. That

[02:07] was crickets right there. But then his

[02:09] girlfriend said it'd be equally as

[02:10] annoying, which desperately fishing for

[02:12] something to respond with when she knows

[02:14] that's not true because you would

[02:16] literally hear other people in the deli

[02:18] talking to each other or potentially

[02:20] talking on the phone. So, how would him

[02:22] being on the phone be equally as

[02:23] annoying unless he was being really

[02:25] loud, which if he was, I would be more

[02:27] understanding of, but he wasn't. And

[02:29] you'll see that here in a moment. So, he

[02:31] is just trying to review this sandwich

[02:33] here and this couple sits down right

[02:36] next to him and instantly expresses that

[02:38] they don't like what he's doing and they

[02:40] want him to stop. And he's saying,

[02:42] "Look, man. I I was here first. I I

[02:44] could do this. I I can review this." And

[02:46] he's like, "Oh, okay. I'll put on some

[02:48] music then." So, he was going with the

[02:49] Galaxy Brain strategy of playing DMCA

[02:51] music to try and get the video

[02:53] demonetized for him. So, he's like

[02:54] somewhat savvy to online behavior

[02:57] because that is something you can do and

[02:58] it does [ __ ] whoever is like

[03:00] recording there cuz then they can't make

[03:02] money off the ad revenue. Well, I mean

[03:05] with to a certain extent they could like

[03:07] edit around it or like erase the song

[03:10] with like the YouTube editing tool, but

[03:12] it does become like a headache for them.

[03:14] So, that is a real strategy that

[03:16] sometimes people employ. He never

[03:18] actually plays the music. It was more of

[03:19] just like a empty threat of doing so.

[03:23] But regardless, it's such an unnecessary

[03:25] interaction because they chose to sit

[03:27] next to him there when there were other

[03:29] spots available according to everyone

[03:30] else that comes into this here. And

[03:32] initially, I thought this might have

[03:33] been staged for the sake of like a viral

[03:35] video to help blow up his channel. But

[03:37] as I was fishing around, it doesn't seem

[03:40] like he'd be the kind of guy to do that.

[03:42] He just seems like a normal laidback

[03:44] kind of guy. So, I'd be really shocked

[03:47] if this was staged.

[03:49] >> But people are talking over there.

[03:52] I was here first. If you don't like it,

[03:54] you can move to the other side of the of

[03:56] the table.

[03:59] All right. That's what I thought. Come

[04:00] on. All right.

[04:04] All right. So, anyways,

[04:05] >> was talking about this? It's pretty

[04:07] awesome, isn't it?

[04:08] >> All right. So, anyways, let's uh let's

[04:10] try the uh try the sandwich here.

[04:17] >> I hope you have a day job.

[04:19] >> I do have a day job. This is my day job.

[04:21] This is a very empty day job if I would

[04:24] say.

[04:24] >> This is my day job.

[04:25] >> This is my day job. This is what I do. I

[04:27] came here to Chicago just for this.

[04:28] >> It's pretty empty.

[04:29] >> What? What? What is What is your day

[04:30] job? Let me ask. What is your day job?

[04:32] >> I don't have a job.

[04:32] >> You don't have a job?

[04:33] >> No.

[04:33] >> Oh, that's wonderful. So, you're going

[04:34] to lecture me about a job when you don't

[04:36] even have one yourself?

[04:37] >> My cheeks were getting red when he said,

[04:39] "I don't have a job." So, he wanted to

[04:42] try to go down that route here in the

[04:44] dialogue tree, but has no job himself.

[04:50] Quite a tactic. That is one hell of a

[04:53] maneuver there, bud. So, he like when

[04:56] he's reviewing the sandwich, he's not

[04:58] being loud. Nobody else is in the shot.

[05:00] It is just him. If he was like showing

[05:02] the rest of the restaurant like without

[05:03] their permission or anything, that'd be

[05:05] one thing. Like, if they sat down and

[05:06] now all of a sudden they're a part of

[05:07] the content without their consent, I

[05:09] would get that. That's not the case. And

[05:11] before they sat down, he asked the other

[05:13] people around if it was okay. He got

[05:15] their permission to film here at uh M

[05:18] Mr. beef, which is I mean that's kind of

[05:21] a banger name for a spot, especially for

[05:23] something like this to start spawning

[05:25] like an actual beef here between

[05:26] customers over him just reviewing a

[05:28] [ __ ] sandwich pretty tamely. Like

[05:31] he's not being, you know, bombastic or

[05:34] anything. He's not standing on the table

[05:35] [ __ ] hitting Tik Tok dances or the

[05:37] cyber goth or something or shaking it

[05:39] all around. like he's just hanging out

[05:42] and giving his thoughts on a [ __ ]

[05:44] sandwich and this guy s has such a huge

[05:45] issue with it and then he's calling it

[05:47] like a really empty day job. That's

[05:49] cool, brother. I'm sure he was really

[05:50] asking for your perspective on his work,

[05:54] especially from someone as educated on

[05:56] employment as you are. Clearly like what

[05:59] the [ __ ] man. You You can not like what

[06:01] he does for a living, but why make a big

[06:04] issue out of it? Like I don't understand

[06:06] this. It's completely useless. You look

[06:08] like a fool. You look like an absolute

[06:10] clown and I can't even see you, but I

[06:11] can actually hear what your face most

[06:14] likely looks like and it's a big old

[06:16] [ __ ] frown and a bunch of misery.

[06:20] >> All right. So, you see you just you just

[06:21] walk around telling people what they can

[06:22] do, what they can say, and what they

[06:23] can't.

[06:24] >> Absolutely.

[06:24] >> All right. Great. Great.

[06:25] >> Great. Great.

[06:27] >> Awesome.

[06:29] >> All right. Would you let me do my job

[06:31] then? I'll eat. I'll leave. Then you

[06:32] guys can enjoy.

[06:33] >> Sound good.

[06:34] >> When should you go outside?

[06:36] >> Because I'm in a public place. You said

[06:38] so yourself. I'm in a public place. I'm

[06:39] allowed to do this.

[06:41] >> I asked the people around me. They said

[06:42] it's fine. I was here first. If you

[06:44] don't like it, you should go outside.

[06:46] I'm allowed to do this.

[06:50] >> What's that? Oh, it's okay.

[06:52] >> All right.

[06:53] All right. Let's give this a try.

[06:55] >> That beefy boy sandwich don't mean [ __ ]

[06:58] right now. That's not the star of the

[06:59] show anymore. Now it's it's a battle

[07:02] between U.A. eats and this stranger

[07:05] who's now come in here slinging his his

[07:09] meat and let me tell you something that

[07:12] [ __ ] is raw and it is tiny. So he's now

[07:16] saying why don't you go outside and do

[07:17] this but as UAE says why don't you go

[07:22] outside like he was there first he was

[07:25] already talking to the camera when they

[07:27] chose to sat next to seat to sit next to

[07:30] him at those seats why do that then just

[07:33] just either go to the other side where

[07:35] you can't really hear him or or eat

[07:37] outside like you just said he should do

[07:39] why do you waltz in there sit down and

[07:41] then say all right now you have to leave

[07:43] cuz we're here now That's some cringe

[07:45] stupid brain [ __ ] bro. That is

[07:47] embarrassing garbage.

[07:52] You know, it's pretty good. It's um it's

[07:54] very very juicy. Um I think I probably

[07:58] feel like u maybe I'm comparing it too

[08:00] much to owl's when I came here a few

[08:01] years ago to Chicago. Uh I think that

[08:04] the flavor could be a little bit

[08:05] stronger like the other things they put

[08:07] in. like the other things that they put.

[08:10] >> The Saint was gracious enough to let him

[08:13] continue with his sandwich review for a

[08:16] little bit there. And it's pretty clear

[08:18] this guy is not disruptive at all. He's

[08:21] talking very normally like a normal

[08:25] volume. He's not being, you know, a

[08:28] nuisance or anything like that. If I was

[08:30] sitting next to this guy at that deli, I

[08:33] probably wouldn't even [ __ ] hear him

[08:35] with everyone else talking as well. So

[08:37] this guy has gone out of his way to be

[08:40] an [ __ ] to him. Like that it just it

[08:42] blows my mind how people like that just

[08:44] go through life with that kind of chip

[08:46] on their shoulder just looking for

[08:47] issues to get angry about, get all

[08:50] [ __ ] steamed up for. Why? Like you

[08:53] don't like what he does and that's fine.

[08:55] You don't have to. Like not everyone's

[08:56] going to want to see a food review. Like

[08:59] is what it is. But also it like most

[09:03] people should have the brain capacity to

[09:06] recognize that it's not that serious

[09:08] that you need to start like getting

[09:10] combative with the guy over it and then

[09:11] he starts to like physically threaten

[09:13] him here in a moment all just because

[09:15] he's trying to review a sandwich next to

[09:18] you and you chose to sit next to him.

[09:22] Like come on man, you're a loser.

[09:24] >> You're running out of

[09:25] >> Oh, I have a great job. Oh oh oh I have

[09:28] a great job. I uh I make six figures.

[09:30] Oh, yeah. I'm here. I come here and I I

[09:33] I complain about other people eating

[09:34] their lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't

[09:36] have a job myself, but I I complain

[09:37] about other people. Oh, yeah. Oh, great.

[09:39] Great. Other people were there first and

[09:41] I tell them that they have to leave

[09:42] because they were there first cuz I want

[09:43] them to leave cuz cuz I don't cuz I

[09:45] don't give a [ __ ] All that matters is

[09:46] that I get what I want. I get what I

[09:48] want. I get what I want. That's all you

[09:49] get. That's why you got Oh, that's

[09:51] great. That's great.

[09:52] >> I didn't come here to hear a lecture,

[09:53] man.

[09:54] >> I You You started it. You started. YOU

[09:57] [ __ ] STARTED. SIT OVER THERE. You'll

[09:58] be for I'll be done in literally 3

[10:00] minutes.

[10:01] >> I love that line from that douchebag. I

[10:03] didn't come here to hear a lecture. You

[10:06] started the lecture, professor. You're

[10:08] the one that brought it here and started

[10:10] lecturing him. Like, what are you

[10:13] talking about, man? So, he kept mocking

[10:16] uh UAE. So, UAE started mocking him back

[10:20] and that's when it starts to bubble over

[10:21] a little bit. He slams his drink down,

[10:23] his [ __ ] diet Dr. Kelp. He slams it

[10:25] on the table and now he threatens him.

[10:29] >> I'm going to keep going. You're going to

[10:30] be sorry. Going to be very sorry.

[10:33] >> You're you're you're threatening me.

[10:34] >> I'm doing exactly what I'm doing. You

[10:36] can shut the up, you know, and let

[10:38] everyone eat in peace. We're going to

[10:40] get the out of here.

[10:40] >> They said I could sit here.

[10:42] >> Don't speak for everyone. He asked

[10:43] >> I asked everybody. I asked everybody.

[10:45] You were They were here.

[10:46] >> Decided to move close to him when you

[10:48] could have sat somewhere else.

[10:50] >> There was nothing going on.

[10:51] >> You wasn't speaking when we first sat

[10:52] down. I have a right. I was I was

[10:53] speaking I was speaking before

[10:55] >> I was had a segue where he was

[10:58] >> I was speaking Watch out no more Mr.

[11:01] nice guy. You keep talking all that

[11:04] crud, he's going to right in the kisser.

[11:08] He sounds like [ __ ] Dino Spamone from

[11:10] Hey Arnold. Like he is just not

[11:12] intimidating at all just from like the

[11:15] sound of his voice and the way he's like

[11:17] carrying himself. I really respect that

[11:20] the YouTuber UAE is just standing his

[11:23] ground. He's not letting him just waltz

[11:24] all over him. I think UAE is in the

[11:27] right and this guy's a piece of [ __ ]

[11:29] And now during his threats another uh

[11:31] patron here in the deli comes forward

[11:33] and say says don't speak for all of us

[11:36] he asked and then points out again that

[11:38] they chose to sit there and then they

[11:41] said oh he wasn't he wasn't yapping then

[11:43] but apparently even according to the the

[11:46] lady that came up he was so like he was

[11:49] already actively doing these reviews and

[11:51] they still chose to sit there and then

[11:53] get upset about it

[11:54] >> the world doesn't have to be under but

[11:57] yeah but you know what I have a right to

[11:58] sit here and peep and eat

[11:59] >> I have a right yelling about food.

[12:01] >> I have this right to sit here.

[12:03] >> It's a public place.

[12:04] >> Public spot. So, I get to do what I do

[12:05] do as well. Okay. Same exact way.

[12:07] >> Rules don't apply to a public space.

[12:09] >> His rules don't apply to me.

[12:11] >> You want to stand up for some people? I

[12:12] don't sign up for that.

[12:16] >> Yeah.

[12:17] >> This is not public space. This is a

[12:18] private business.

[12:19] >> This This is a private

[12:20] >> You're not the owner. I'm just telling

[12:22] you

[12:23] >> this is a public place.

[12:25] >> He said so himself.

[12:26] >> She's a lawyer and I'm a surgeon. Okay.

[12:28] >> I thought you said you didn't have a

[12:29] job. Yeah. Like it's not for you to know

[12:31] what I do.

[12:32] >> All right. All right.

[12:32] >> Okay. It's not for you to know what I

[12:34] do.

[12:34] >> All right. All right.

[12:35] >> Yeah.

[12:36] >> All right.

[12:37] >> Believe me.

[12:38] >> All right.

[12:40] >> I should do something for a little bit.

[12:41] >> All right. Wonderful. Wonderful.

[12:42] >> Wonderful. Yeah.

[12:43] >> Wonderful.

[12:43] >> Hopefully you catch up with that.

[12:44] >> All right. Wonderful. Wonderful.

[12:47] >> All right.

[12:51] >> Unemployed guy all of a sudden got

[12:53] promoted to surgeon there throughout the

[12:55] course of this argument. That's

[12:57] incredible. Wow. He what a come-up. He's

[13:00] pulling that out of his ass. He's not a

[13:02] surgeon. We all know you're not a

[13:04] surgeon, man. You You backed yourself in

[13:06] a corner with that whole day job [ __ ]

[13:08] and you look real stupid and silly, so

[13:10] now you're just grasping at like a

[13:11] respectable career. You're not a

[13:13] surgeon. Maybe his girlfriend's a

[13:15] lawyer. I don't know. Who's to say?

[13:18] There's There's really no telling. She

[13:19] only said like three words in between

[13:21] this guy's tantrum. Anyway, they they do

[13:24] leave after that and go somewhere else

[13:26] to terrorize some other innocent people

[13:28] at whatever other diner feels their

[13:30] wrath. And then UAE has like a brief

[13:32] conversation with the individual that,

[13:35] you know, stood up stood up with him

[13:38] against those [ __ ] And that was

[13:41] pretty wholesome. But yeah, this kind of

[13:43] interaction is always so peculiar to me

[13:45] because there are a lot of cases where a

[13:48] streamer or YouTuber is very much in the

[13:50] wrong in public spaces and the behavior

[13:52] that they're exhibiting around others.

[13:53] And it's very easy to see that. This is

[13:56] one of the very few cases where that's

[13:58] just not what happened. Like in this

[14:01] instance, the YouTuber did nothing

[14:03] wrong. Got permission from everyone

[14:05] there apparently to do that. Was not

[14:07] being loud, disruptive, or filming

[14:08] anyone without their permission. Not

[14:10] showing anyone. Even during this

[14:11] argument, he didn't even like turn the

[14:13] camera so we could see this douchebag,

[14:15] which in a lot of cases most other

[14:18] YouTubers probably would to like show

[14:20] you, look at this [ __ ] Can you

[14:21] believe this [ __ ] He didn't even do

[14:23] that. This was like a very strong class

[14:26] act from this guy. Like, yeah, he mocked

[14:28] him a little bit, which he absolutely

[14:30] should. This guy was being a child and

[14:33] he stood his ground, which he absolutely

[14:35] should because this guy was being a

[14:37] [ __ ] loser. So, I think he did

[14:39] everything right in the way that he

[14:41] handled himself here. Yeah. Anyway, just

[14:42] wanted to yap about this a little bit.

[14:44] That's it.