I Still Never Got My Trump Phone
30sThe creator's comedic frustration about never receiving a paid product is relatable and taps into consumer outrage.
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The creator finally gets their hands on a Trump Phone — secondhand — after a lengthy saga filled with promises and delays. However, technical experts decline to analyze it, leaving the creator with an unopened device and an open question for their audience.
Chapters
[00:02]
Receiving a Secondhand Trump Phone
The creator has yet to receive the Trump Phone they originally paid for, but obtained a second unit from a supporter.
[01:58]
Search for Experts Fails
No local tech expert in Tampa was willing to work on the device, killing plans for a deep technical analysis.
[03:07]
Phone Sits Unused
The phone remains untouched on his desk, never turned on or set up — a stark contrast to the original promise of an in-depth review.
[03:53]
Audience Decides the Phone's Fate
External creators like JerryRigEverything have produced more thorough teardowns, leaving the creator to ask viewers what they should do next with the device.
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The Epic Quest
Creator describes their pursuit of the Trump Phone as an 'arduous journey,' setting a humorous but determined tone.
00:02
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Unused Artifact
Admits the phone sits untouched on his desk, never powered on — a confession that deflates the hype.
03:07
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No Experts Want to Touch It
Reveals that no local tech professional agreed to analyze it, suggesting its poor quality is common knowledge.
03:21
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Audience Decides
Turns the device's fate over to viewers, inviting creative destruction — like a backflip or a 'freak show.'
03:53Full Transcript
[00:02] deceive you. Don't be fooled by the smile because behind it is an even bigger smile because I'm talking about the Trump phone and nothing brings me such joy quite like this topic. Many of you know I went on an arduous journey up
[00:17] there with like the Odyssey. Honestly, with the the adventure I went on, this could have been an epic. I tell you what, and to this day, I still have never received the Trump phone that I put money on. That one's still they're
[00:30] putting a little extra care into that one. Made with love with every component there. They're giving it a big [ __ ] smooch and having it blessed by Jesus himself perhaps. But it it'll be here any day. No doubt about that. But as
[00:44] little while back about how I did actually get one. This little puppy right here. This is not mine. This comes from somebody else who did actually receive their order. I don't know what they have that I don't, but that X
[00:59] they have that I don't, but that X factor, it led to them receiving this precious piece of [ __ ] And they were generous enough to share it with me. Shout out Lionus and Snazzy Labs. So, Santa never even delivered coal to me
[01:13] from uh [snorts] the old Trump Mobile HQ. So, I did get it secondhand. And when I made that video, I wanted I talked about how I wanted to really get deep into the weeds of this thing. Like really in there on this thing. You can
[01:27] take a peek at it resting in its sarcophagus here. I wanted to understand each and every molecule that makes up this filthy little bastard. I wanted to [ __ ] [snorts] really just digest everything. But I'm a
[01:43] [ __ ] Florida homunculus crowd man. I am not smart enough to really understand what makes this so terrible in such a awful device. So, I was trying to recruit someone smarter than smarter than I to really understand it and
[01:58] explain it to me in layman's terms, but [snorts] you're not going to believe this. There was nobody that we could find in Tampa that actually wanted to like because I suppose even like tinkering with a T1 device is kind of
[02:14] beneath actual experts here and I don't blame him. Like I do totally understand that. So I've been unable to actually find someone in the area that's been willing to like sit down with us and really get in here for this. So uh
[02:27] that's that's why I've been kind of MIA on the Trump phone followup. I wanted to turn that [ __ ] into a feature film, man. Like, I'm not kidding. This was a long, and this isn't even the one I put money on. So, the reason why I'm talking about
[02:41] it now and breaking it out of the tomb, is because JerryRig Everything just posted a video going through the Trump mobile, putting it through the durability test, and that has once again reignited interest in Trump mobile as a
[02:54] whole. So, I've been inundated with questions about what am I doing with it? it? What's happening with my Trump mobile because it's been such a crazy saga. So, yeah, the answer to the question is pretty underwhelming. I've
[03:07] done nothing with it. I've just had it sitting on my desk like it's the [ __ ] one ring here, my precious. Just gathering dust, not playing with it or anything. Haven't turned it on, haven't set it up or done anything of the sort.
[03:21] set it up or done anything of the sort. And now that I am forced to be hit with the cold water that no [laughter] tech professionals really want to work on this around here, I now put the question on your lap. What the [ __ ] should I do
[03:36] with it? A lot of people on YouTube now, some like actual experts have got their thorough deep dives far better than I would ever be able to do on my own, obviously. So, what's left for the Trump mobile? What do you want to see from it?
[03:53] mobile? What do you want to see from it? Cuz now that it's here and all my plans with it have fallen through, I just I just have it and I'm never going to use just have it and I'm never going to use it cuz by all accounts, it's just not a
[04:05] very good phone. So, I have nothing to do with it. Uh, so you you let me know what would be like a fun experience that you'd like to see this do. I make it
[04:18] freak show that's about to do like a a backflip or something. Like it is at the end of the day a phone, but like it is there anything that you want to see from it that you haven't seen elsewhere that would be interesting? You you let me
[04:32] know. I'm I'm up for whatever. But yeah, I just wanted to answer the question about the the Trump mobile device that I've had now for a little bit and uh why why I haven't had that followup. So uh anyway, yeah, that's really about it.
[04:47] anyway, yeah, that's really about it. See you.
