Who Keeps Calling Me…

[01:10] >> Man, I'm ripped. Almost had a heart attack. I just blacked out. Why'd the screen just black out?

[01:32] All right. I hope you got you a diaper on, Chad. I hope you got you a diaper on, Chad. Hey, I hope you got you a diaper

[01:53] >> Name of this game is the last tail told, spam. Must be about y'all cuz y'all are some spamming disgusting

[02:06] disgusting goobers. Peace. Hey guys, welcome back to the channel.

[02:21] You may be asking, "Where's your face cam?" Face cam-less play through of Tail Last Told, of Tail Last Told, spam.

[02:37] Man, why won't y'all let me do it for the one time, bro? Enable hints, you already know we keeping that all locked in.

[03:06] morning on a suspicious call? least. least. Spam.

[03:24] That can't That can't be good.

[03:38] I like rainy days, but sometimes I don't feel so good when it rains. Well, time to start the day. First of all, I have to go to the bathroom.

[03:57] 10:00 a.m.'s a pretty good hour to wake up. Not too late, not too early. 10:00 a.m.'s a good time to wake up. Not going to lie. It's a good medium.

[04:10] got to go to the bathroom. Do we have a job? There's no way we have a job unless job? There's no way we have a job unless we work like night shift. Because uh we work like night shift. Because uh it's 10:00 a.m. We just woke up.

[04:22] Yo, Neelan with the five. Thank you. Hold on.

[04:34] your day in the life horror game. Yo, you got a big old two-story house-y

[04:46] with no lighting? Why does nobody ever have good lighting in their house, man? All right, let's go use the bathroom. Don't do it. Don't do it. No, don't go doo-doo.

[05:18] I think I remember there were dirty dishes. I should go wash them. I don't want to do no dishes. do no dishes. I don't like doing dishes.

[05:31] So, y'all like doing dishes? I don't think nobody likes doing dishes, man. this conversation with y'all before. Why are the lights coming on?

[05:49] say. Very creepy. Cuz there's like no lights. Turn that on. Turn every light in the house on. Y'all know how I do. bro. The worst thing ever is when you're doing dishes and somebody slides by and

[06:06] DOING IT. OH, MAN.

[06:26] SOMEBODY COME BY LIKE DROP IT IN THE WATER. water. You could have put it to the side with the other dishes I ain't put in the

[06:38] But you going to come drop it in the water. All right, this ain't too many. Let's go ahead and knock them out.

[07:02] You doing it dry? No water? Oh, never mind. My bad.

[07:14] plug because you running that water every time every time is crazy. We ain't got no drain plug.

[07:27] they brush their teeth. Y'all ever mess with somebody like that? The whole time they brush their teeth, they leave the water running. LIKE, BRO, CUT THE WATER water running. LIKE, BRO, CUT THE WATER OFF.

[07:41] I'mma say it anyway. I don't know if y'all's parents did this, bro. know, we didn't have that much you know, we wasn't like completely never we

[07:53] wasn't never like completely completely broke. But you know, they weren't you know, my parents weren't well off by any means. I remember like my dad would go to they only did

[08:07] this with number one though. Like my mom would go to the bathroom and my dad would be like don't flush when you're done. I got to go too. So they would cut done. I got to go too. So they would cut down on the flushes.

[08:23] parents ever do that, bro? They would literally do that like I got to go to would be like I got to go too. Don't flush. So they'd only do one flush flush. So they'd only do one flush instead of two.

[08:39] Yep. Cutting back on that water. dad still does it too to this day. It's like hey, yo dad,

[08:52] WE AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NO MORE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE ALL THESE DISHES came from and I live alone. Cover your eyes, chat. I know this is bad for you right here.

[09:17] All right, the bathroom is right here. ALL RIGHT, BATH TIME. usecheeky.com. Get you a bar that queso's cocomo flavor or any flavor on

[09:31] the website. Best soap of all time. Buster been using it ever since the Buster been using it ever since the first time I ever used it. right there. Hit y'all with that one had to.

[09:55] Okay, this is a pretty relaxed day so far. Nothing nothing too crazy going on. I'm hungrier than usual. Good thing I saved the slice of cake from yesterday. All right, guess we're going to go eat a

[10:08] piece of cake real quick. This should be a piece of cake.

[10:26] Ooh, fancy fridge too. Big You got WE GOT BRO, THAT'S HALF THE CAKE. watch something on TV. All right, let's go do that.

[11:12] What's happening? Oh. Okay. Uh

[11:38] >> No, turn that show back on. I like that one.

[12:09] being boring and you keep to switch it off for the good one. Did I just hear something in the house? What was that?

[12:21] Oh, look at the time. It's time to get to

[12:38] OH, NO, TURN THAT OFF. >> [screaming]

[13:12] THIS IS TOO MUCH. TURN the TV off, please.

[13:30] >> All right. Pizza, pizza, faster pizza. Can I play that? Is there a console here? here? What is that?

[13:43] Oh, that's a key. Is that to the front door? Why do you have to have a key for the inside?

[13:57] There is a console. I'll be late for work. I don't care. Speaking of work, we got to go to work. Sorry, Chad. It is what it is. We must

[14:11] go. Oh, is this the door? Oh, is this the door? No? Did it tell me to do something and I didn't see it?

[14:31] No, don't go. Yeah, the true horror is about to begin.

[14:44] Oh, do we work from home, maybe? No? to work. That's what I'm trying to do.

[15:01] Okay. Kitty!

[15:14] I'm snooping through the messages. Hold up. I can't read none of this. All right. Wait. Expand. Oh, that's that's tab. No.

[15:32] Control, no. Okay, get off the phone. Get off the phone. All right.

[15:47] Yo, yo, Chad, it's telling me to go to work, but how am I going to go to work? why? Oh my Okay, never mind, I got it.

[16:05] I can't do anything with the computer. Oh.

[17:42] Oh. I'm doing all this, by the way.

[18:17] Looks like I'm done for the day. I should see what I can have for dinner. should see what I can have for dinner. Big dogs got the best job ever.

[18:30] How do I get off the computer? Okay, there we go. Exit.

[18:47] the shadow in the corner, no chat? That was just a shadow.

[19:59] done for the day. I should see what I can have for dinner.

[20:11] >> How do I get off Okay, there we go. there. And you want to know why I didn't see it? Cuz I'm looking over at chat

[20:25] see it? Cuz I'm looking over at chat right there. Look at that.

[20:41] That's creepy. Yeah, I I got to avoid the jump scare, Yeah, I I got to avoid the jump scare, but y'all didn't. Tough.

[20:56] for dinner. Chat, what do y'all say, dinner or supper? Not going lie, I'm more of a supper sayer.

[21:47] What we got for dinner? It doesn't appear like

[23:24] UNDERSTAND what to do, bro. What? it? Every day an unknown number calls, and

[23:36] no matter how many I block, a different one always appears. can have for dinner. Oh, I know what to do.

[23:48] I had to like finesse it and do that just to open it. It wouldn't let me open it normally. Paris with the five, thank you.

[24:14] Oh, looks like there's nothing in the fridge. pizzeria saved on my phone. Now we're talking. Coffee with the five,

[24:26] Now we're talking. Coffee with the five, thank you. Bro does get a suspected scam call every day.

[24:41] PP's Pizza. Who is Chloe? I wonder if she'll answer.

[25:02] >> Let's call Pepe's Pizza and we'll order a pizza real quick. Good evening. One pepperoni pizza, please.

[25:18] Hey, it's you again. That's your second pizza this week.

[25:33] would never eat here again because the humiliation is too much. That's That's too much humiliation to deal with. I'd go ahead and get my pizza here this time, and I would never go back. That's just too much humiliation

[25:47] back. That's just too much humiliation right there. I'm sorry. Uh Yeah, I like them.

[26:03] way, but with this rain it might take 30 to 45 minutes. to 45 minutes. No problem, I'll wait. All right, your pizza's on the way. Have a good night. Thank you.

[26:20] Well, while I wait for the pizza, I should watch something Zooby while sitting on the sofa. All right. Put the phone like right here. There we

[26:32] go. Let's watch some TV, Chad. I don't know earlier. I'm just going to leave it right there right there. right there right there. I'll just watch some TV.

[26:47] check some posts on Zooby. Oh, you got social media. Oh, okay. social media. Oh, okay. There's about to be some slop.

[27:40] What was that? Did someone break into my house? I'll post it on SoWe. They'll tell me what to do.

[27:54] Someone just sent us a picture of the inside of your bedroom, and your first instinct is to post it on SoWe instead of call

[28:24] Someone broke I can't read it. Someone broke into my house. What should I do?

[30:17] Relax. It was all a nightmare. We're good. Pizza's here. The pizza DONE SHOWED UP. OH, YEAH. I'M HEY, HOW YOU DOING? LET ME GET THAT PIZZA REAL QUICK.

[31:02] HEY, what what? Oh. Sorry about calling you out in the rain, big dog. I just wanted something to eat.

[31:18] buddy. Yeah, I accidentally fell asleep. I appreciate you. minutes. Oh, sorry. Did I really make you wait

[31:30] Oh, sorry. Did I really make you wait that long? Actually, it was more like 5 minutes. But, that's irrelevant.

[31:47] Honestly, I thought it might have been a prank call with a fake address. already paid, but I need a code sent to your phone.

[32:07] I'll be RIGHT BACK. OH, WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? ALL RIGHT, I'LL be right back. Grab my phone.

[32:25] All right, there's my phone. Why did the door close?

[32:51] code. Can I get my pizza? You are so creepy, dude. What? Haha, you ain't getting no tip. You got me messed up.

[33:05] me messed up. Anyway, the code is 4989. Give me a moment. Meanwhile, hold the pizza for me. Okay, it seems it's correct. All right, that'll be all.

[33:18] But one last thing. What is it? Would it be a problem if I stayed out here for a while until the rain stopped?

[33:38] won't even notice I'm here. Did you just call me buddy? call me buddy? Hey, YOU JUST CALLED ME BUDDY.

[33:55] Food time. Got me a pizza. Got me a pizza, Chad. Turn the TV on. About to eat some.

[34:08] regular pizza. That looks like a Alfredo base. CHAD, Y'ALL LIKE THE Alfredo base pizza? Bro, I love the Alfredo base.

[34:31] The post I I is gone, too. It was all a dream, man. Relax. Why is there one pepperoni per slice? I don't know. We got scammed. don't know. We got scammed. One pepperoni per slice.

[34:50] ago, too. You need to stay off that social medias.

[35:10] lasts like 10 minutes, I don't think it matters what time it is. second shower, today might be one of those days, since I haven't been feeling

[35:25] very well today, and I'm extremely tired. tired. Double shower day, chat. Double shower day.

[35:37] IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE IF THERE'S pepperoni on a pizza, it's fine. But it's like

[35:50] like I don't think it adds any positives to the pizza. You know what I mean? I to the pizza. You know what I mean? I feel like it's better without it.

[36:07] toppings, other than the mac and queso pizza that you can get from Cicis. Use discount code Kitty, as well. Get you one for $8.99 large. Other than that,

[36:42] onion are the best two pizza toppings. Mushroom and onion. Mushroom and onion. With Alfredo base.

[37:04] What's making the noise? Is it downstairs? I CAN'T SEE NOTHING. Is it downstairs? I CAN'T SEE NOTHING. OLIVES! BRO, OLIVES TASTE LIKE DEATH, OLIVES! BRO, OLIVES TASTE LIKE DEATH, DUDE. I do not like olives.

[37:25] anything. Can I turn a light on? Dude, it is like just completely dark. Dude, it is like just completely dark. Oh, that's the

[37:51] It's the scam CALL AGAIN. DO NOT I HAVE TO answer it?

[38:50] What's happening to me? Who calling me trash? 1v1 me, nerd.

[39:06] Is that a knife? Hey, what you doing with that knife? Yo, Hey, what you doing with that knife? Yo, hold up. What you doing?

[39:47] Yesterday, a person died in an incident that is still under investigation. Authorities reported that the person responsible has not been identified.

[40:01] the residence is considered the main suspect. 24-year-old woman named Iris Baker was reported.

[40:16] Who was last seen at the cabins? Well, ain't nobody seen her. Well, ain't nobody seen her. Even though her name's Iris.

[40:35] I'M ON FIRE WITH THE JOKES. [screaming] >> HEY,

[41:34] Yesterday a person died in incident that's still under investigation. Authorities reported that the person responsible has not been identified.

[41:47] 24-year-old woman named Iris was reported. Anyone have anybody seen was reported. Anyone have anybody seen her? I'm such a loser. I should have just let it go the first time.

[42:12] And I run that red light, YOU JUST WENT OH. How you doing, officer? How you doing?

[42:25] Yeah. All righty.

[42:42] THAT RAID, MAN. W RAIDSKI. Appreciate that. Mug a raid. Appreciate you.

[42:55] W raid. King Sam. W King SAM. APPRECIATE THAT King Sam. W King SAM. APPRECIATE THAT RAID, MAN. Thank you. W raid. Appreciate you. W raid. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[43:09] Appreciate that. Another one? Well, of course. W raid. Appreciate that, king. Thank you.

[43:23] Well, of course we do another. Of course we Of course we hit them with the

[44:12] >> Another one. 4 years.

[44:50] brother? Y'all don't believe me?

[45:09] another one. W- loading up. You got you a fresh diapie on, chat? You should cuz we got another one.

[45:28] Let me leave y'all with some ambiance music while I use the restroom real music while I use the restroom real quick. AGAIN. WOAH, YEAH.

[45:43] WOAH, YEAH. THEY CALL ME THE RIPPED MAN BECAUSE I'M THEY CALL ME THE RIPPED MAN BECAUSE I'M RIPPED. THEY CALL ME SIX-PACK GUY RIPPED. THEY CALL ME SIX-PACK GUY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I HAVE.

[46:15] doormat. Uh what you think of him. He's like the He's like the Chris

[46:28] Redfield of the game. By the way, hey, hold on now.

[46:45] Okay. Let's all Let's relax. Look him up. I DON'T NEED BRO. VALCO, HEY, DON'T HEY, I UNDERSTAND.

[46:58] DON'T YOU EVER COMPARE UH HIM to my Chris Redfield, though.

[47:19] Yo, there ain't going to be nothing crazy on here, right?

[47:35] Is this who you was telling me about last night? OH, THIS THE DUDE FROM THE GAME THAT GOT REMOVED from last night, huh?

[48:01] Redfield everybody is.

[48:14] Was they joking though? It's like that one of them situations where you got like a friend who looks like like a supermodel and you're like, "Yo, you ugly by the way." Just as a joke, knowing they're opposite.

[48:27] joke, knowing they're opposite. Oh, they weren't joking? you're ugly, bro." But they were like

[48:41] doing it in a way that's like, "Yo, this dude ain't ugly at all. He's like crazy like supermodel." So, they used to do that all the time. No, I'm joking. They never called me that.

[49:03] They never called me that. Anyway, get you a fresh diapie on. get you a fresh diapie on, bubba. You want to know why?

[49:15] Cuz it's spooky time again. Name of this game is winter takes all. Yes. What the song name to the game?

[49:32] that. I fear. I fear. I always bring the vibe.

[49:47] mouse sensitivity. Chat, do y'all remember that horror game that I played a long time ago about like some gnomes that was killing people? some gnomes that was killing people? Do y'all remember that?

[50:07] Winter Winter takes all.

[50:30] Still too much. Perfect. Hey family, how we doing? >> [screaming]

[50:48] >> BRO, WHY ARE WE WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THAT? MAMA, I JUST THREW UP AND LIKE THAT? MAMA, I JUST THREW UP AND DOOKIE IN THE BED. I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL. BRO, WHY ARE WE STANDING LIKE THAT?

[51:10] SON, I CAN'T PROVIDE FOR this family anymore. What? We going to die? It's time for you to help. I'm five, by the way.

[51:30] Gather the vegetables from the garden.

[51:50] Do you think you can do it? What? Go get the vegetables from the garden? Well, of the vegetables from the garden? Well, of course I can.

[52:03] We're counting on you. What's wrong with Dad? What's wrong with Dad? Oh, his leg got snapped up. Oh, oh lord. Okay. Uh

[52:18] Uh Hey Mom.

[52:34] Go talk to him. Already did that, Mom. He needs your help. Let's go get the vegetables from the garden.

[52:49] All right, y'all going to get caught in here. I tried to close the door. Sorry. here. I tried to close the door. Sorry. Where the vegetables at?

[53:08] Boom, beets. Yo, Axe with the five, thank you. Got us some taters. Chat, I'm providing for the family, man. Ooh, got to go

[53:21] for the family, man. Ooh, got to go doo-doo. The less time I spend in the in there, the better.

[53:37] Sorry, I don't keep up with what a beet is. What's in here? That looks like more potatoes.

[53:54] Is that all the vegetables? Talk to your family. THAT WAS EASY. LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO. Well done, son.

[54:10] Come on, man. Don't talk to me like I'm Come on, man. Don't talk to me like I'm some kid, Dad. I'm strong and brave.

[54:28] All right. Got the family on my back right now. Oh, do I got to talk to the rest of them? Hey sister, I just collected all the vegetables. You proud of me?

[54:42] vegetables. You proud of me? You did a good job today. Maybe I worry too much. Good night.

[54:57] Hey Mom, I collected the vegetables. You brought everything back. You brought everything back. Thank you for helping us. I'll make dinner now. Wait, what?

[55:09] like I just They're acting like I literally just rode 3 miles into the nearest town, killed everybody there, and took all the

[55:21] money and food and brought it back. BRO, I WENT OUTSIDE AND GOT SOME VEGETABLES, I WENT OUTSIDE AND GOT SOME VEGETABLES, MAN.

[55:38] I know it's like 1750, but still. 1750, but still. Hey Paul.

[55:51] in the forest. You wrong for that. Check if they caught anything for us to eat.

[56:03] Follow the wooden signs through the woods. to kill them bunnies like that. I'll I'll starve to death before I eat them bunnies.

[56:22] I'm proud of you. BRO, WHY ARE Y'ALL TREATING me like BRO, WHY ARE Y'ALL TREATING me like this? I know you'll do your best today. I'm going to check some rabbit traps.

[56:36] Hey Mom. I'm a real super brave warrior, Hey Mom. I'm a real super brave warrior, huh?

[56:52] Dad's faking a injury to chill at home. True, he might be for real. All right, let me go check these traps real quick. I'M GOING TO GO OUT IN THE WOODS BY MYSELF WITH NO GUN?

[57:22] NO, HE KILLED THE BUNNY. OH, that's a rat. All right, let's go check the rest of them.

[57:40] have my family killed because I'd be I'd feel too bad for the rats to take them home. I'd let them free. I'll be like, "Paul, there were not none on the death. Cuz I feel bad for them.

[58:02] Was that all four? Return to your family. Got it. rabbits, by the way. Those were rats. We're going to eat some rat stew.

[58:24] there's always a Christmas tree in your room. I've always wondered. Look at everyone around you. All the people typing in here. Unironically, that's why. I've ran four or five votes on it.

[58:38] Everybody always votes to keep it up. So, So, it remains. enough of a vibe to where they're just good to stay up. It's just a vibe.

[58:52] Honestly, it's just a big light thing. It's cool.

[59:04] WELL DONE, SON. You did exactly what needed to be done. I'll have another task for you tomorrow. I'm about to run away. I'm about to go,

[59:20] Dude, this is what chat This is what people did back in the day, bro. They didn't have no TV, no cell phone, no nothing. They just sit in the house all nothing. They just sit in the house all day, just sitting there.

[59:43] I can't wait for dinner. We going to have some rat stew. You found something to eat. Thank you for helping this family.

[59:58] Thank you for helping this family. I'll prepare dinner right now. I'll prepare dinner right now. You should get some rest afterwards.

[1:00:11] I'm about to run away, Chad. I don't want to live here no more.

[1:00:23] Oh, it sounds like there's a storm. HI, PAL.

[1:00:41] traps. Deer often pass through that area. Deer often pass through that area. Bring one home for us.

[1:01:06] I wonder why it ran that dialogue again. I didn't click it again. I don't want to kill the deer. I want to let him live.

[1:01:31] Sorry, buddy. Got to kill you. I don't know I missed.

[1:01:50] Sorry, big dog. I had to kill you. Family got to eat, I guess.

[1:02:05] Redemption. I didn't. I didn't. I let them leave. I like nature.

[1:02:20] kill the legendary animals in Red Dead Redemption. I just watched them. I caught THE LEGENDARY FISH. I DIDN'T I caught THE LEGENDARY FISH. I DIDN'T KILL THE LEGENDARY I LIKE ANIMALS.

[1:02:47] DOG, YOU HAVE TO kill a deer in the beginning as a part of the story. DUH. [screaming] YEAH, I DID THAT TO PROGRESS THE GAME, YOU SIMPLETON.

[1:03:11] THE COW! HEY, PA. I KILLED THE

[1:03:33] >> Is this all THAT I DO? DAD, I'M GETTING REAL SICK OF THIS. I LITERALLY wake up, go do a task for this family, AND I GO RIGHT BACK TO BED family, AND I GO RIGHT BACK TO BED IMMEDIATELY AFTER.

[1:03:57] Thank you for taking care of us. You're welcome. for taking care of us. You're welcome. Have a good night.

[1:04:12] You brought food home again. You're becoming the man of the house. >> See, this is like a origin story like a country music singer.

[1:04:25] Ran away from home at this age because of this and just goes on to sing country. I'm going to come become a country music star.

[1:04:46] You ain't killed over yet? My bad. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

[1:05:01] Go back to the old hunting grounds. Winter is almost over. Winter is almost over. We only need a little more meat. I JUST KILLED AN ENTIRE deer and brought it home yesterday. We don't need no more

[1:05:14] home yesterday. We don't need no more meat.

[1:05:38] sleep for a week, dude, a whole deer would last them like would last them like a long time.

[1:06:07] POW! >> [screaming]

[1:06:34] NO, the puppy? Nah, see, now them things was trying to kill me.

[1:06:47] turn. I'm going to lay on your pillow before you go to bed. My aim's going to sitting right in the middle of the pillow. pillow. Better I don't miss then.

[1:07:30] Mother. Father. Footprints. Someone came here.

[1:07:58] She did it. Y'all think she did it? No, she wouldn't do that. Could you imagine the plot twist, though?

[1:08:48] Sister? No.

[1:09:02] >> [screaming] >> GET CHEESED, LOSER. DOES THIS DUDE GOT A PAIR OF PANTS ON WITH A BELT?

[1:09:30] Oh, that's why the name of the game was winter takes all. That werewolf had a pair of drawers on WITH A BELT.

[1:09:50] Hey, I ain't mad at him. Hey, I ain't mad at him. Game of the year and great stream, chat. I LOVE Y'ALL, MAN. HEY,

[1:10:03] appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day

[1:10:16] ladies and gentlemen. Love y'all, man. All right. Peace out, y'all. All right. Peace out, y'all. >> [laughter]