Wikipedia Speedruns are insane

[00:00] Family Guy and Jeffrey Epstein are not

[00:01] normally things that go together.

[00:03] However, if you're on Wikipedia, it only

[00:05] takes two clicks to go from one to the

[00:07] other. When I was younger, my friends

[00:08] and I used to race to see who could do

[00:10] it fastest. And now I'm doing that

[00:12] again. Today, I've asked Moyes Critical

[00:14] and Joe Bart to join me as my

[00:15] competitors to see who the best

[00:17] Wikipedia speedrunner was. The idea is

[00:19] simple. The first to be the fastest four

[00:20] times wins. There's obviously a couple

[00:22] of rules like no searching up a word.

[00:24] You can't go back if you click a bad

[00:26] word and a couple of other ones that

[00:28] I'll put on the screen. But ultimately,

[00:29] it's a test of ingenuity, speed, and not

[00:32] getting too distracted by really cool

[00:33] Wikipedia pages. The erect male penis

[00:36] does oral sex. What does this mean? But

[00:39] to make things a little more

[00:40] interesting, I decided to add a

[00:41] punishment for whoever did the worst.

[00:43] You guys know Jack Maw,

[00:45] >> the billionaire.

[00:46] >> The billionaire. Yeah.

[00:47] >> Yeah. The the the disgraced billionaire

[00:49] kind of disappeared from public life.

[00:51] former Alibaba CEO. He was very rich and

[00:54] he actually released a video of him

[00:58] fighting every kung fu legend in a

[01:01] 22minute short film. And

[01:04] >> that's cool.

[01:04] >> He got all the greats and basically just

[01:06] paid in a vanity exercise for them to

[01:09] let him beat them up in a movie. And I

[01:11] think

[01:12] >> so what does this have to do with the

[01:13] punishment?

[01:14] >> Well, I think you're all prolific

[01:15] reactors and the loser reacts to it.

[01:19] We have to watch Jack Ma's

[01:22] >> kick some ass

[01:22] >> like fight highlights.

[01:24] >> Sounds like a cool movie.

[01:25] >> I honestly thought when I came up with

[01:27] this like I was like Charlie might just

[01:28] want to watch this even if he doesn't

[01:30] lose.

[01:31] >> You guys have done some wiki races. I'm

[01:33] I'm green to this. I'm brand new.

[01:35] >> Well, we do a little we do a few warm

[01:37] warm-ups.

[01:37] >> Yeah, we'll do Well, let's do a warm-up

[01:39] just to get the feet wet. Joe, pull up

[01:41] Wikipedia and give me a random article

[01:43] and and yours will be where we end and

[01:44] mine will be where we start. Okay. Yola

[01:46] seo,

[01:48] an angolan

[01:50] singer.

[01:51] >> Then let's keep it simple. Let's just

[01:53] end with Kaisenette. All right. Boom. We

[01:56] are in it. It is Yola.

[01:59] Yola is What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] bro?

[02:03] She was born in the city of Loito near

[02:06] Benuela to a musical family. I feel like

[02:09] um Oh my god. New Jersey. Yola Semido to

[02:13] Kai Senat. Not a lot on this article.

[02:18] Not a lot on this article at all. We

[02:21] might as well just start kind of

[02:23] clicking around till we get to something

[02:26] that's remotely usable. We need to get

[02:29] to like internet Twitch Twitch

[02:30] streamers.

[02:31] >> So, I I scrolled around a little bit. I

[02:33] feel like it's easiest to start in New

[02:35] Jersey cuz then we can go through some

[02:38] streamers that are maybe New Jersey

[02:40] native. I've already fully committed.

[02:42] >> Ooh, I'm going to go to The Voice. Woo.

[02:45] Okay, this could be a play. The voice

[02:48] and then I could straight up go to

[02:50] YouTube round. I think the YouTube is a

[02:52] play here. Oh my god. Wait, live

[02:54] streams. And then I go to Twitch. Holy

[02:59] [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] They're actually going

[03:00] to Dude, I should I should slow down

[03:03] because they're going to call me out for

[03:04] being too good if I get this instantly.

[03:07] They're literally going to [ __ ] I got so

[03:09] lucky. They're all gonna start [ __ ]

[03:11] calling me out and they're like, "Oh,

[03:13] you brought us here. Is that Charlie?

[03:16] How am I getting Charlie before

[03:17] Kaisenette?"

[03:19] >> What about celebrities?

[03:21] Millionaires. Wait, wait. If I hit uh

[03:24] millionaires might be good.

[03:26] >> US Congress. I kind of need to go to

[03:28] like US history, United States,

[03:32] something in here. The January 2021

[03:34] capital attack. That might have been

[03:36] live streamed. Okay. Ninja Tfue Shroud

[03:40] Myth Dr. This is such a [ __ ] Oh my

[03:42] god, Lwig. What is this outofouch

[03:44] outofdate article? How is Lwig in the

[03:47] Twitch Wikipedia page, but Kaisenat

[03:51] isn't? Don't get me wrong, I like the

[03:53] Lwig streams. What the [ __ ] does he know

[03:54] about twitch.tv? Okay, I I actually know

[03:57] how to do this. Hold up. I can click on

[03:58] Lwig. And if I go from Lwig, I can go to

[04:02] streamer awards. And from streamer

[04:04] awards, I can go to the streamer awards

[04:08] winner, Kaisen atone, done.

[04:11] >> Dude, I was at January Capital Attacks

[04:13] and I ended up getting to Twitter. You

[04:15] got Your line was crazy.

[04:17] >> Okay, Charlie.

[04:17] >> Dude, you

[04:19] >> I'm seeing you're on New Jersey still.

[04:21] >> Yeah, I I was in a debate if I go for

[04:23] millionaires or if I go for celebrities

[04:25] and tie it back to Kai that way. Yeah,

[04:28] I'm I'm shocked by click three you got

[04:30] YouTube

[04:31] >> because I she was on the voice and it

[04:33] brought the I don't know I don't know

[04:34] why YouTube's in the voice but what was

[04:36] weird is I I got to Twitch Kaisen's not

[04:38] in the Twitch article

[04:40] >> so you had to go to yourself

[04:41] >> you found yourself and then streamer

[04:44] awards

[04:44] >> I found I found Charlie first you're

[04:46] you're the first streamer mentioned in

[04:48] the Twitch article

[04:49] >> that's crazy okay

[04:50] >> well that okay look that was just the

[04:51] warm-up Charlie I I might say click more

[04:54] I might say throw feed you kind of You

[04:57] need to you got to you got to be risky

[04:58] sometimes.

[04:59] >> Yeah, I think I should have committed to

[05:00] my path, but I got to tell you, I

[05:02] learned a lot of cool stuff about New

[05:03] Jersey.

[05:04] >> Dude, that is kind of the issue with

[05:06] this game is sometimes you find a cool

[05:07] article and you're like, well, I'm just

[05:09] going to sit here for a little bit.

[05:10] Okay, I think we understand the rules. I

[05:12] think everyone gets to hit the premise

[05:13] and Joe, I'll let you pick where we

[05:15] start. Charlie, I'll let you pick where

[05:16] we end.

[05:17] >> Let's start with Sir Stroming.

[05:21] >> Okay.

[05:22] >> The Swedish delicacy. And then Charlie,

[05:24] where are we ending?

[05:25] >> Well, you could end at New Jersey. I

[05:26] feel like I've mastered that region now.

[05:29] >> Okay. All right. This is This is going

[05:32] to be the fastest

[05:34] round of G. What the [ __ ] Did someone

[05:38] edit it to delete everything in the

[05:41] article and add the And then I left the

[05:44] lobby cuz I re [ __ ] [ __ ] Can I

[05:47] rejoin mid round? Please don't edit it,

[05:49] dude. I think you want to go like shark,

[05:53] United States, and then you want to just

[05:55] go states, but it can't be a list.

[05:58] >> Freshwater herrings. Maybe you can catch

[06:00] those in New Jersey. Let's go. Anchovi,

[06:04] >> Gettysburg, Missouri, compromise. No.

[06:07] Jewish, Irish, ports of New York, New

[06:11] Jersey, Northeastern New Jersey, New

[06:13] Jersey. Well, gentlemen,

[06:16] >> I'm going to [ __ ] I'm going to find

[06:17] who [ __ ] did this. Yeah, someone

[06:19] edited Wikipedia. They deleted the

[06:22] entirety of the article. Just [ __ ]

[06:24] filled it.

[06:25] >> Is that why it reset? Somebody in your

[06:27] chat changed the entire article. Oh, we

[06:30] could not count that one.

[06:31] >> No, no, I count it. I cuz I I opened up

[06:33] Wikipedia. You're in first. Joe, you got

[06:34] a point. Me and Charlie will pick start

[06:36] end.

[06:36] >> Big.

[06:37] >> Mhm.

[06:38] >> Charlie, do you have a preference?

[06:39] >> I I think start Magic the Gathering and

[06:41] you take us on a journey.

[06:42] >> It's the Wall Street crash of 1929. All

[06:45] right, boys. We need a point. Magic the

[06:47] Gathering to the Wall Street crash of

[06:49] 1929. Now, you might be wondering, why

[06:51] did I go with the Wall Street crash?

[06:53] Because I'm reading a book on it, and I

[06:55] figured I would know more about it. The

[06:58] problem is,

[07:00] I think all I know about it is that it

[07:01] happened in 1929. Planes Walker, Mana,

[07:05] no Power Creep, Commander, uh, CO 19,

[07:09] Pandemic,

[07:10] maybe pandemic or lockdown, something

[07:13] more like the economy crash, Great

[07:15] Depression. But I do know it happened in

[07:18] New York.

[07:20] So I

[07:22] >> Great round, gentlemen.

[07:24] >> Holy [ __ ] What a pack.

[07:26] >> Joe, what the [ __ ] That was the best

[07:29] run that I've ever had.

[07:30] >> I'm not going to lie.

[07:31] >> What are you talking about?

[07:32] >> Hey, this guy's a savant. You You

[07:33] brought in the heavy hitters here. Holy.

[07:35] >> I didn't I didn't know this, Charlie. I

[07:37] I thought I don't know. I thought he was

[07:38] going to be high as hell and clicking

[07:40] around Wikipedia for fun. I think you we

[07:42] just need things that are more obscure.

[07:45] >> Charlie,

[07:47] we have to we have to whip out our our

[07:48] elder millennial knowledge to trick this

[07:50] zoomer.

[07:52] >> Yeah, you're so right. Yeah. And and

[07:53] what do And what do we know better than

[07:55] zoomers?

[07:57] >> So I I'm telling you where we're going

[07:58] to start. We're going to start with moon

[08:00] shoes.

[08:01] >> Oh my god, that's great.

[08:04] >> I have a pair of moon shoes.

[08:05] >> Okay. [ __ ] getting rid of moon shoes.

[08:08] Getting rid of Moon. He knows moon

[08:09] shoes. Charlie,

[08:10] >> you know, but but what he doesn't know

[08:11] is Metamucil.

[08:12] >> He doesn't know anything about

[08:13] Metamucil. He has no

[08:15] >> He doesn't know that. He doesn't know

[08:16] that game. What's Metamucil, Joe?

[08:18] >> What's Metamucil, Joe?

[08:19] >> Metamucil? Isn't that a medicine?

[08:24] >> Oh, this guy.

[08:27] >> Dr. Priest was driving Metamucil.

[08:30] >> Okay, where we ending, Charlie? Where

[08:31] are we ending?

[08:32] >> Let's go. Uh oh, I got I got a real deep

[08:34] cut for you. Metabots.

[08:36] >> He doesn't know Metabots.

[08:37] >> Metabots. I have no idea what Metabots

[08:39] are.

[08:39] >> And just give it what? Don't don't don't

[08:40] just give a like a like a line. What is

[08:42] it?

[08:43] >> It's a old show and it was an old line

[08:46] of toys.

[08:47] >> Okay. Old show, old line of toys.

[08:49] Metabots. M D A B O Ts.

[08:52] >> And it was is Cartoon Network.

[08:54] >> Uh I think it was just WB Kids. I don't

[08:57] think it was Cartoon Network.

[08:58] >> Okay, we have it. Metam Mucil to

[09:00] Metabots. This is this they're calling

[09:02] it the Joe Destroyer. If we lose this

[09:04] one, Charlie, let's just like we can

[09:06] just end this thing. Like you know what

[09:06] I Like we just do.

[09:09] >> Yeah, I think we can back it up.

[09:10] >> All right, boys. We are in it. Metamucil

[09:12] to Metabots. Now, I've noticed the thing

[09:13] that I'm doing badly is I'm going

[09:15] slowly. Tony Danza from Hollywood. Tony

[09:19] Danza. We're going to go to the Emmys,

[09:21] which is for TV shows. Let's go to the

[09:24] daytime Emmys, which has an award for

[09:26] animation. So, let's go to award

[09:28] categories. Outstanding children's

[09:30] animated program. Boom. Check that out.

[09:33] He said WB Kids. What should What's

[09:35] another WB Kids show? I think Static

[09:38] Shock is the superhero. I don't know

[09:40] what type of animation this is. I'm

[09:42] assuming it's 3D

[09:45] television,

[09:46] Disney, BBC. He said it was WB

[09:49] something. And I'm trusting Charlie on

[09:52] that. I need entertainment. Robots in

[09:55] entertainment. Is there not just robots

[09:57] in media?

[09:59] Oh, this is not good. How am I hitting a

[10:02] brick wall in robots? Maybe this. Is

[10:06] this like a robot head?

[10:08] Oh, I might have really cooked myself

[10:10] here. Oh, I really Oh, wow. I really

[10:14] cooked myself. Okay, let me go He-Man.

[10:16] We're We're [ __ ] doing it. I'm going

[10:18] He-Man, superhero genre. And we're going

[10:21] to go to the Static Shock line.

[10:23] Superhero static shock. Whoop! Dude, I

[10:27] used to love Static Shock.

[10:28] >> I just need to find it in fiction.

[10:31] use in fiction. Exactly what I needed.

[10:33] iRoot. Warner Bro Warner Bros. I think I

[10:36] I really think it was I think it was

[10:38] Warner Bros. It was on WB Kids, I think.

[10:41] If I can get to Warner Bros. Warner

[10:43] Bros. Animation. Warner Bros.

[10:44] Animations. Wait, that's what we wanted

[10:46] anyway. The whole point of Wait, wait.

[10:48] This is fine. This is fine. It must be

[10:50] somewhere here. Kids WB Saturday morning

[10:52] block. I'm tempted to click this

[10:54] article, but I'm I'm clicking it. [ __ ]

[10:56] it. WB Kids. Okay. Okay. There's no

[10:59] universe. It's not here. It's now just

[11:02] about the the game of reading.

[11:05] >> Historical figures. The Goon Show.

[11:09] What the [ __ ] is that? I'm clicking it.

[11:13] Yeah, we really just we really just side

[11:15] railed here. I think I just threw away I

[11:18] think I just threw away the possible win

[11:20] to click the Goon Show. That was

[11:22] probably a [ __ ] toss. Ooh,

[11:26] that's got to be that's got to be

[11:29] racist. Oh my god. What am I even

[11:32] looking for? Kids WB. I found it. There

[11:35] it is. It should it should be here. It

[11:37] should be here. Oh, or it could have

[11:38] been four kids. I'm not sure. But this

[11:40] No, it had to be here because it has

[11:41] Yu-Gi-Oh, Astro Boy, Mega Man. I just

[11:43] need to find Metabots now. I had

[11:45] Chaotic. It has to be here.

[11:48] No, there's no way. There's no Was it

[11:50] not here? Okay, then. If it wasn't here,

[11:53] then [ __ ] kids.

[11:55] >> Daytime WB.

[11:58] No.

[12:00] [ __ ] I'm [ __ ]

[12:02] I literally put all my marbles into WB

[12:06] Kids and I and it's not here. Damn. I'm

[12:09] [ __ ] This is my only line. What the

[12:11] [ __ ] was it on if not Fox Kids? There's

[12:14] Mystic Knights, Magic School Bus,

[12:16] Magician, Mr. Potato Head. I'm not

[12:18] allowed to control. Got it. Yo, that was

[12:21] impossible.

[12:23] >> Did this mess you up? Kids WB is what

[12:26] they call it online.

[12:27] >> Yeah, I So, at first I was looking for

[12:29] WB Kids, but then I saw Kids WB. I

[12:31] checked the shows. I wasn't seeing any

[12:33] Metabot on there. So, then I went to Fox

[12:35] Kids cuz I knew Fox Kids was another big

[12:37] one. And it turns out that yeah, I was

[12:39] just wrong. It wasn't Warner Pros at

[12:41] all.

[12:43] H

[12:44] >> I literally told my chat I said I'm just

[12:46] going off of this one comment Charlie

[12:49] made and fully believing that I need

[12:52] >> that's like me saying it's the 1928

[12:54] crash and you're like I can't find 28.

[12:56] Everything's saying 29.

[12:57] >> Yeah, I really [ __ ] you guys cuz yeah

[13:00] it just wasn't WB kids. So

[13:02] >> let's start with Concord in parentheses

[13:07] video game

[13:08] >> and we are ending at one of the densest

[13:10] minerals tungsten. Very cool. Yep.

[13:13] That's going to be cool.

[13:14] >> Joe is Balding was a hero shooter game.

[13:18] Uh, you know what? Sometimes you got to

[13:20] roll with the punches, boys.

[13:21] >> Tungsten. Tungsten. Tungsten.

[13:24] I need to get to metals. How do I get to

[13:27] metals? Goodwill. I feel like thrift

[13:30] stores. Amazon could do metal. Amazon

[13:33] sells everything. All right, so I need

[13:36] to end up at tungsten.

[13:38] Steal the bacon doesn't get me there.

[13:41] Washington maybe could get me there.

[13:44] Okay, let's just let's just go here and

[13:46] maybe get into manufacturing or

[13:48] something.

[13:48] >> All right, we're looking for tungsten. I

[13:50] I think this is good. I'm trying to get

[13:51] Charlie out of the entertainment space.

[13:52] I think he moss me in entertainment.

[13:53] We're trying to go minerals here. So, I

[13:55] have to immediately go big picture. The

[13:57] best way to go big picture is to go with

[14:00] big things. Sony entertainment. Okay,

[14:03] you go to Sony corporate group. Where's

[14:05] that going to bring you? It's going to

[14:06] bring you to Japan. I need to go to like

[14:10] just resources

[14:12] like ground ground groundwater.

[14:16] I don't want to collect groundwater.

[14:18] Vaccines, pepsicides. Let's go

[14:20] industrial revolution. Shopping centers.

[14:23] Maybe selling of tungsten, but I don't

[14:25] really think you can buy it at shopping

[14:26] centers. Super blocks. Oh, these are

[14:29] city blocks. Wait, but sidewalks that

[14:32] can get me to asphalt.

[14:34] >> We're trying to go big. We're trying to

[14:35] go broad. We're trying to go to East

[14:38] Asia. Why would we go to East Asia? If

[14:40] you guys don't know, the price of

[14:41] tungsten has almost quadrupled. Now,

[14:44] tungsten is not a speculative product.

[14:46] Why is why is tungsten so expensive all

[14:49] of a sudden? Because of China. We have

[14:53] to get to the economy of China to learn

[14:54] more.

[14:55] >> Oh god, I don't know if industrial revol

[14:57] I don't know if smelting would have

[15:00] tungsten.

[15:01] >> Economy of China. Look at that. There's

[15:03] the main article. China owns a lot of

[15:06] rare metals and they're putting a huge

[15:11] tariff on the export of their metals,

[15:15] including tungsten. This is knowledge

[15:16] they don't have. This is why you get a

[15:19] little treat for being in last. It's

[15:21] going to be here. I'm absolutely

[15:22] positive. It's like a huge part. Energy

[15:25] and mineral resources. There it [ __ ]

[15:27] is. native metal, copper, uh, set, lead,

[15:31] silver, native copper,

[15:33] >> coal, copper, gold, iron, lithium,

[15:35] potach, rare earths, and this article is

[15:40] from a

[15:41] >> I'm done.

[15:44] >> God damn it. I feel like I was so close.

[15:46] >> What? What do you mean you're done,

[15:47] dude? I thought I was cooking. I I went

[15:50] to China because China I don't know if

[15:53] you guys know the price of tungsten's

[15:55] 4xed over the last few years cuz China

[15:57] owns so much of the rare earth metals

[16:00] mines and they have a huge export

[16:02] tariff. So I thought I was a gi

[16:05] >> bro you're going you're going way too in

[16:08] you're going I need to get to China to f

[16:11] because the price of tungsten's four

[16:13] times as much. I'm going I need to get

[16:15] from pop concord to metal. My article is

[16:18] called Rare Earth Industry in China. Did

[16:21] it? It doesn't have it. Just so you're

[16:23] just so you know, I wouldn't have gotten

[16:25] there. So, I guess I overcooked. Joe's

[16:27] at two now. I'm still at zero. Okay. I'm

[16:29] picking

[16:29] >> I'm at I'm at three. I'm at three.

[16:31] >> You're at three.

[16:32] >> All right. Let's really Let's mix his

[16:35] [ __ ] up. Let's do Let's do something

[16:38] really complicated. Let's do double slit

[16:40] experiment.

[16:41] >> Oh.

[16:43] >> Okay.

[16:44] >> Okay. Joe, how much you know about Greek

[16:45] gods?

[16:47] Which ones? Like

[16:49] >> uh let's say Heestus.

[16:53] >> Not a lot.

[16:53] >> Okay, we got to get to Heesus. I got to

[16:55] go fast here. We're going to go to

[16:55] Greek. We're going to go to Greek right

[16:57] right away. We're going to go to Greek.

[16:58] Greek. There we go. We're going to go to

[16:59] Greek gods. And we have to go to Homer.

[17:02] Homer's great. Homer wrote the Iliad.

[17:04] Homer wrote the Odyssey.

[17:05] >> I need to get to Greek gods. I think

[17:08] he's going to go metal. I don't want to

[17:10] go to metal. I want to go to Greek god.

[17:12] I need to get out of here. I need to get

[17:14] to like philosophy. I could even go

[17:17] Isaac Newton here.

[17:19] >> Maybe molecules

[17:21] and go backwards. That's a really dumb

[17:24] way of doing it. Classical mechanics and

[17:26] go backwards. I need to go like way back

[17:30] though. I need to get outside of this. I

[17:32] feel like this was already the wrong

[17:34] path. Achilles. I think Achilles is

[17:37] fine. And then I'll just go to

[17:40] uh I need I just need a god. Um, okay.

[17:43] Let's go to Zeus.

[17:46] Let's go to Hassis.un.

[17:48] >> Wow.

[17:50] >> Okay. I need that. I just need to get on

[17:52] the board. It is what it is.

[17:54] >> Joe, you pick our ender.

[17:56] >> Let's go. Mousy Dong.

[17:58] >> Okay. Quick one.

[18:00] >> Okay. I want to go with um protoplasm. I

[18:04] I don't know what it is. I just But I

[18:06] know the word for some reason.

[18:07] >> We're about to learn.

[18:08] >> Three, two, one, start.

[18:10] >> Okay. Okay, Maadong's going to be so

[18:12] easy. You just got to go to anywhere in

[18:15] China.

[18:16] >> Rotoplasm.

[18:18] Let's go nucleus and see if I can get to

[18:21] like the cultural nucleus or something

[18:23] and get out of science type [ __ ] Maybe

[18:26] steroid hormones

[18:28] and then go for like hormonal research

[18:31] or something. Let's try that. Let's go

[18:34] sex steroids. Polyept. Oh my god. If I

[18:38] can get to peptides and get to like

[18:39] Chinese peptides, holy [ __ ] I'd be

[18:41] cooking. Yeah, let's try that.

[18:45] >> Done.

[18:46] >> Bro, did you go through peptides? Did

[18:47] you go through peptides?

[18:48] >> You already got it.

[18:50] >> I did not go through peptides. I did get

[18:51] it. Yeah, I did get it. I did get it.

[18:52] >> You bad. Oh, I was so [ __ ] close. I

[18:54] made it to peptides and I was going to

[18:55] get to the Chinese peptides. Oh, I

[18:58] [ __ ]

[18:58] >> Chinese peptides is a crazy line.

[19:00] >> You guys are thinking too simply. I'm

[19:02] going 10 layers deep.

[19:04] >> Chinese peptides. And where did that

[19:06] start? Maadong, follow the money. Okay,

[19:08] backs against the wall. Joe's at game

[19:10] point. Charlie's at one. I'm at two. All

[19:12] right Charlie.

[19:12] >> Sounds right.

[19:13] >> Pick our ender. I Our starter is going

[19:14] to be Waw Wa.

[19:16] >> The New Jersey gas station.

[19:17] >> Wait, no. [ __ ] I forgot where you're

[19:19] from. Uh, no, no, no. Sorry. The

[19:21] starters I want to change that. By the

[19:23] way, the starter is going to be Boca

[19:25] Raton.

[19:26] >> I've been there.

[19:27] >> You've been to Boca Raton? Okay. Uh, the

[19:30] >> I went to Boca Raton on spring break.

[19:32] >> Okay. No, the new starter is Titan the

[19:34] Moon. Oh, bro. You can't keep changing

[19:36] it.

[19:36] >> Yo, I can't. You're in game point. I

[19:38] need something that you don't know

[19:39] about. I'm going with Titan the Moon.

[19:40] >> Titan. I've never heard of Titan the

[19:43] Moon.

[19:44] >> All right. All right.

[19:45] >> Yeah. Go ahead.

[19:46] >> This is I think I think I see I think I

[19:47] see one where we can start to shine. We

[19:49] end on celibacy.

[19:51] >> I love it. Joe knows nothing about that.

[19:53] Okay. It's game point. Joe. If he wins,

[19:55] it's over. Okay, here's the plan. It's

[19:57] religion. Titan is based off of a god.

[20:01] That's why they called it Titan. It was

[20:03] the Greek god Zeus, which is what they

[20:06] named it after. How about we go Galileo,

[20:09] who actually I think got a lot of [ __ ]

[20:11] because of Pope and then Catholic Church

[20:17] where we can get to religion. I want to

[20:20] go Greek gods and I want to find virgin

[20:23] like Greek mythology. And then in

[20:27] Odyssey, is there a virgin? I feel like

[20:30] I feel like you could just find a virgin

[20:33] like pretty quickly.

[20:35] Argonauts, the Trojan War, Trojan

[20:38] condoms, and sex. Let's go like

[20:42] mythological.

[20:43] Oh, this is space probe. Probe probe.

[20:47] Probe probe. Maybe I think I'm cooked.

[20:51] Let's go primordial soup. Let's see.

[20:54] Origin of life.

[20:55] >> You could go to religion. Let's take a

[20:57] different path here. Let's go to

[20:59] Christianity. Let's find a Catholic

[21:01] celib celibate priest and then just

[21:03] celibacy

[21:04] >> and then maybe maybe from life.

[21:09] Carl Sean was was he celibate? Let's

[21:12] just we're going to risk it. Oh, there's

[21:14] no way he was celibate.

[21:16] >> Uh I'm going to go to Islam. Oh god.

[21:20] Maybe I should have stayed on

[21:21] Christianity. Celibacy.

[21:23] Are are are Muslims celibate? Oh god,

[21:28] maybe I go back to Christianity.

[21:30] Circumcision.

[21:31] Is that a good idea?

[21:33] >> I see nothing about celibacy. I see

[21:35] baseball.

[21:36] Wait, Bible. Bible. Wait. This is huge.

[21:38] This is actually huge for us. It might

[21:40] just actually be on this page.

[21:42] >> Born of a virgin.

[21:44] Oh god. Virgin birth. What? What are the

[21:48] laws of Moses?

[21:50] Is one of his laws celibacy?

[21:53] Oral law? Seinal emissions.

[21:56] Should I click it? Semen. Nocturnal

[21:59] emission. What does this mean? I'm going

[22:02] to go sexual intercourse.

[22:05] Celibacy.

[22:07] The erect male penis does oral sex.

[22:11] What about non-penetrative sex?

[22:13] >> I got it.

[22:14] >> [ __ ]

[22:15] >> man. What the [ __ ] I I'm on Bishop and

[22:17] I can't find celibacy.

[22:18] >> [ __ ] I had a path that I ended up

[22:21] diverting from and then taking a

[22:23] different path that I thought would

[22:25] work. I originally wanted to go Titan to

[22:27] Greek gods to some sort of virgin, but

[22:31] then I went, "Oh, I could go

[22:32] Christianity, Christian priest." But

[22:34] this is what I did, my exact line. Okay.

[22:36] >> I went Titan Moon, Greek mythology,

[22:39] religion in ancient Rome. God, early

[22:41] Christianity,

[22:43] >> Jesus, Christian tradition, and then I

[22:46] went back to Christianity because I was

[22:47] like, I need to get back to Jesus.

[22:48] Jesus, Mary, perpetual virginity of

[22:51] Mary virginity salacy.

[22:54] >> I just accidentally had an article open

[22:55] of two dudes stroking each other off and

[22:58] I didn't realize and it was up for like

[23:00] a couple minutes, so I got to apologize

[23:02] to anyone who saw that.

[23:05] >> Okay, so Joe, you're the winner.

[23:06] >> I could have had that.

[23:07] >> You crushed. Charlie, you want one final

[23:09] one v one to determine the loser here?

[23:11] >> Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. We We got

[23:13] blasted.

[23:13] >> You're worried I was hustling you? I I

[23:15] think you might have hustled us, man. I

[23:17] did not hustle. You invited me to do

[23:19] this.

[23:19] >> Yeah, that's actually a good point. I

[23:20] didn't think about that. I hustled

[23:22] myself then.

[23:23] >> Okay, Joe, for our final one, this is

[23:25] for the loser and you we know the

[23:26] punishment. Can you pick our starting

[23:27] and ending for both and and me and

[23:29] >> Oh, you want me to pick both?

[23:31] >> Yeah.

[23:31] >> Would you How hard would you like this?

[23:33] >> You know, re like don't make it

[23:34] impossible like one of our [ __ ] ones,

[23:36] but you know, make it better than 40

[23:37] seconds.

[23:38] >> Go Kevin Oly and then end in uh Tarpon

[23:43] Springs Florida.

[23:44] >> Wow. Okay. So, this is who can get to

[23:47] Jinxy first. Really? Okay. I think the

[23:49] path is Jinxy. And I think the fastest

[23:51] path to Jinxy is to go through

[23:55] streaming. How do I get to streaming?

[23:58] >> I need to get to Florida ASAP.

[24:01] I don't remember where he's from.

[24:02] Where's he from?

[24:04] Oh, he's in California. H I took a risk.

[24:07] I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. Oh, woke.

[24:11] Wait, this could be big. Going through

[24:12] woke could be very big for us. Maybe

[24:14] conservative and go to Florida. List of

[24:17] conservative places or some [ __ ]

[24:19] >> Okay, let's just go Discovery, Warner

[24:21] Bros. Paramount, Sky Dance. Let's go

[24:25] Paramount Pictures. I want Paramount

[24:27] Plus, cuz it's a streamer. No, no, no,

[24:30] no. I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. How

[24:31] do I get there? How do I get to

[24:32] streaming? How do I get to Twitch?

[24:34] YouTube. How do I get to YouTube? I get

[24:36] to YouTube first. How do I get to

[24:37] YouTube? I I I'm choking. I'm joking.

[24:40] I'm joking. You're watching a man joke

[24:43] in real life and you're doing nothing.

[24:44] United States. United States.

[24:46] >> He shouldn't go jinxy. He really just

[24:48] should go Florida.

[24:48] >> Why am I in the United States?

[24:50] >> Florida and then counties of Florida.

[24:53] >> Nobody talks about it. YouTube.

[24:55] >> No. Why is he going jinxy?

[24:57] >> He makes it so much more complicated.

[25:01] >> I literally do it myself. There it is.

[25:02] >> Oh my god.

[25:03] >> Live streaming.

[25:04] >> Oh, wait. This will bring me to Mara

[25:06] Maraago,

[25:08] bro. Where is it? I'm in foreign policy.

[25:12] 19 doesn't help me, bro. Where is Mara

[25:14] Lago? Legal issues. Surely Mara Lago.

[25:18] No, Mara Lago.

[25:20] >> And then where's Jinxy? I just need any

[25:23] streamer. Give me literally any streamer

[25:25] in this article. Moist critical.

[25:26] >> Dude, he's in Tampa. Just go in Florida.

[25:29] >> Shopify rebellion.

[25:31] >> Just go in Florida. What are we doing?

[25:33] >> The streamers awards. What the [ __ ] is

[25:38] >> Jinxy? Where's Jinxy? Didn't you win

[25:40] gamer of the year? Jinxy Tarpon Springs.

[25:46] >> I did it.

[25:48] >> You sick bastard. I just made it. I just

[25:50] I just

[25:50] >> Did you literally just get it?

[25:52] >> No. No. Well, I was like two clicks

[25:54] away.

[25:54] >> Did you Did you both try I was watching

[25:56] Lwig's POV. I was like screaming that

[25:58] you didn't just go Florida. I'm

[25:59] surprised it worked that well. Charlie,

[26:01] did you go like Florida route or Jinxy?

[26:04] >> I went Florida route. I went SPF woke

[26:06] conservative Trump Mara Lago.

[26:12] And I finally made it here, but I ran

[26:14] out of time. I took too long. I read too

[26:15] much. I went to Sam Bankman Freed off a

[26:18] hunch like, "Oh, maybe he's from

[26:18] Florida." He wasn't. So then instead, I

[26:20] went to woke and I was like, "This is

[26:21] some eye opening stuff." So I stayed

[26:23] there for a minute and then it took me

[26:25] too long.

[26:26] >> Charlie, you're one, bro. Honestly, this

[26:28] where I have to come clean. I literally

[26:29] made this entire challenge up with a

[26:31] punishment cuz I wanted to watch Charlie

[26:33] react to the Jack Maw thing. So I I feel

[26:35] kind of like a winner today even though

[26:37] Joe won. Is this movie even something I

[26:40] can watch on stream? It seems like it's

[26:41] totally copyrighted.

[26:43] >> Is it? You know, no, it's on YouTube.

[26:46] >> It's on YouTube. Yeah. I mean,

[26:48] >> yeah, it'll just get my YouTube taken

[26:50] down for watching the whole thing.

[26:53] >> Um,

[26:54] >> maybe you could ask Jack Ma.

[26:55] >> That's a good question that I didn't

[26:57] consider.

[26:58] >> It looks like a fun bad movie. I just

[27:01] don't think I can watch this whole movie

[27:02] on stream.

[27:03] >> It'll tell you. It'll tell. The YouTube

[27:05] will tell you. You know, it pops with

[27:06] that little thing. I I'll give it a

[27:08] minute right now.

[27:09] >> All right. Well, I'm gonna tap out, but

[27:11] uh I hope you guys have a wonderful rest

[27:13] of your evening slashnight.

[27:15] >> Joe, congrats. Thank you for playing.

[27:16] >> It was fun playing.

[27:18] >> Charlie, I'll follow up if it's safe.

[27:21] >> Sounds good, brother.

[27:22] >> All right. Appreciate y'all.

[27:23] >> I'll catch y'all. Peace.

[27:24] >> Bye, everybody.

[27:25] >> Damn. Joe toasted us.

[27:31] >> Jimmy Neutron.

[27:36] What the [ __ ] is this movie, bro?