Penguins Don't Fly? Guga's First Kill
30sAbsurd humor of a penguin jumping and killing players with a hilarious 'penguins don't fly' gag creates unexpected shock value.
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A Garry's Mod roleplay video follows a player who starts as a small penguin and evolves into increasingly powerful monsters by killing 100 players on a custom DarkRP server. The chaotic gameplay features city destruction, military base assaults, and a final showdown with special abilities like laser eyes and tentacles.
Chapters
[00:02]
Initial Transformation
The player starts as a small penguin that grows with each kill, aiming to destroy all 100 players on the server.
[00:32]
First Kills in the City
The penguin hunts players near Khrushchev-era buildings, targeting lone individuals and using the 'gugu gaga' call to attract them.
[01:27]
Police Intervention
After many kills, police arrive to document the scene, but the penguin continues its rampage, hiding in a garage and transforming further.
[02:09]
Evolution to Guga
The penguin transforms into 'Guga', gaining a new form and continuing to kill players, now with a battering ram and stronger abilities.
[03:48]
Players Lack Self-Preservation
The penguin notes that players keep approaching it, making kills easy, and it destroys cars that try to attack.
[05:18]
Homelander Ability
After evolving into a red-eyed form, the penguin gains laser vision, incinerating players and destroying buildings with ease.
[07:59]
Military Base Assault
The penguin attacks a military base, destroying tanks and structures, while soldiers attempt to defend but fail against its evolving powers.
[10:12]
Second Evolution
Guga transforms again, becoming immune to fire and gaining tentacles, crushing tanks and helicopters.
[15:27]
Final Boss Battle
A large mecha or boss appears to fight the penguin, but the penguin uses its tentacle ability to destroy it, eventually defeating all players.
[19:48]
Victory
The penguin claims victory after killing all 100 players, ending the event with a final transformation and taunt.
The video is a fast-paced, humorous Garry's Mod roleplay where the player's penguin character evolves through kills, culminating in the destruction of an entire server of players.
Mentioned in this Video
💡 Key Takeaways
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Homelander Laser Eyes
The penguin gains a iconic ability from The Boys, humorously used to destroy players and buildings.
05:18
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Tentacle Evolution
The penguin evolves into a form with tentacles, allowing it to crush tanks and helicopters, showing the game's creative mechanics.
10:12
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Boss Battle
A large mecha boss appears as the final challenge, adding unexpected difficulty and spectacle.
15:27Full Transcript
[00:02] each player killed, it will become bigger and more powerful until I destroy all 100 players on my server. You won't go anywhere from me. hold on. Damn, it's destroying the base.
[00:18] Damn, it's destroying the base. Cuckoo. to imitate her voice and I think I did a pretty good job. It's time to come to the
[00:32] city and start killing players. I need to do 10 kills to become a completely new guga. I see there are a lot of players near these Khrushchev-era buildings. They are too weak to fight with a large number of people.
[00:47] So, we need to find some guy who will be alone. All alone. Cuckoo. So, he doesn't respond to my goo-goo shouts yet. I'll try to get
[00:59] Hello. Oh, girl, leave me alone Take it. What are you doing? It's complicated.
[01:11] Leave me alone, girl. I'll try jumping. Holy [ __ ]. And they say penguins don't fly. Guga. Guga. I killed all the players.
[01:27] No, no, no, no. Don't run after me. Kuku. Kukun penguin attack. So, a huge number of corpses. Fine. We drive forward. All of this will
[01:39] need to be documented. We don't usually have penguins around here. We don't usually have penguins around here. I'll hide in the garage. Leave me alone. going on here? Everyone disperse. The police are working. The police are working. We catch everyone at the expense
[01:54] . Oh my god, how many corpses. This needs to be how many corpses. This needs to be documented. think everyone has collapsed. What just happened?
[02:09] Guguga. I will transform. I will transform. I'm Guga. I snuck into the garage. Shazhe. So, shoot this anime monster while it's stuck. Beat her face in with a battering ram. I suggest you study it. Do
[02:26] is? This is the common amoeba. This is the common amoeba. Your Now I'm googling Car. Let's be friends.
[02:39] I won't be friends with you, I'll kill you. I need to kill even more players now. This is not halal, I answer. This is not halal, I answer. Our UAZ is no longer a UAZ. We got it all
[02:51] broken up. It's on fire. Great, Amon has arrived. God, our cars are left Amon has arrived. God, our cars are left without wheels, and we are left without dignity. We need to get it back. I'll destroy this penguin's cars. My God, there are so many
[03:04] players here. Just look at this. He was all against me. And they are all regular Dark RP players and came through our Telegram channel to play in this event. You can do it too, so join us.
[03:17] I am documenting this. It's some kind of mix between a spider, a car, and an anime woman. Why is it spider, a car, and an anime woman. Why is it targeting me specifically? Skip it. targeting me specifically? Skip it. Enough. I'm
[03:33] . Leave me alone. Get out of here, moboy. Leave. Get out of here. Get away from here. I want to kill people. I want to receive kills. I want to kill. I want to eat more. I'm hungry .
[03:48] They just climb into my mouth themselves. Take a look. And I don't care at all. They keep climbing into her mouth. People here have absolutely no instinct for self-preservation. I can jump too.
[04:00] I can jump too. She ejected, but she didn't. Amon's car, come cover us. There are cars here. Now cars
[04:14] are fighting against me here. Ready. There are keels. Let's smash this car to pieces. Okay, great. We are relatively safe. Penguin meat can't smash this car. She is armored.
[04:28] Let me sit down. Come on, let me sit down, let me. Everything, everything, everything is wonderful. I'm sitting in this paddy Excellent, operator, we are relatively safe. Amonovites, take us away from here. You won't go anywhere from me.
[04:43] I will kill you and then evolve. Take this, this is my car. My car is great, they crashed into the garage. nightmare. Kuguga.
[04:58] The car flew somewhere. Hold on, hold on to something. Hold on, hold on. Holy [ __ ]. Time to transform. You
[05:18] I'm now a googa with red crazy eyes. While we are flying to the North Pole, all players must evacuate immediately. And you're not going anywhere. I'm Guga.
[05:31] Exactly. A flaw. The previous town was destroyed. Now I will attack the giant military base. But before I do that, I need your help. Gugul Gagi is good, of course
[05:46] , but to effectively destroy 100 players, I need more serious monsters. Write in the comments what other monsters I should play. And I will use one of your ideas in the following videos.
[05:59] Emperor, come out. We're burning, we're burning, we're burning. Not a super lucky landing. Amazing. We landed. There's not a single scratch on me, not to mention that Well, thank God, for some reason the military is shooting at us. Apparently they think
[06:13] we are the enemy. I thought I should take away their weapons, they are crazy. OK. take away their weapons, they are crazy. OK. Okay, okay. We were attacked by a penguin. Did I hear that or am I imagining it? It seems to me, but it doesn't seem to you. So, everyone, get ready
[06:26] for defense immediately. Guganya. So, where are you all going and what exploded there? There people simply scattered in all four directions.
[06:43] Don't run away from me. Come to me. Come to me. Comrade soldiers, urgently defend the base. Some penguin thing got the better of us and is now trying to attack.
[07:00] Look at my red eyes. Just look at them. They hypnotize you into subscribing to the channel. And this is, in fact, this is, in fact, Homelander's ability. Now I'll show you. Legne.
[07:14] Homelander's ability. Now I'll show you. Legne. I can shoot lasers from my eyes. get it. I literally incinerate them. They fly
[07:27] about 20 meters away from me. Now it's time to deal with your base. I'm flying to you. Ha-ha. Everything collapsed. I destroyed an entire building. Just look, it's building. Just look, it's shattered into pieces. Damn, it's destroying
[07:42] the base. Come out, come out and start shooting. shoot, shoot. This is unlikely to help you. Oh, there's someone hiding between the boxes. This won't help you, my friend. And there is no point in hiding in buildings either.
[07:59] Fire, fire, fire. I'll climb through the ruins. I have to film this. Forward, forward, forward. Unfortunately, you destroyed half of your military unit. Answer, answer. Technology won't help you. I will destroy it, I will destroy it.
[08:14] They got stuck in the beams. What a nightmare. Oh, now they'll get it in the neck. Oh, now they'll get it in the neck Lasers from the eyes. Oh, it flew right into me. Cool. Great. Minus one technique. Now the
[08:29] second one. Let's blow up this tank. I won't give up without a fight. You've [ __ ] all over him. You keep quiet. We will shoot you. You don't need to insult me. I didn't insult you. I destroyed all your buildings.
[08:50] Take it. Holy [ __ ]. They even had a water tower that decided to take a rest. More precisely, fall and then lie down. Let's finish off these tanks. I have very few kilos left. The soldiers are already running out of ammunition. Their base was
[09:05] almost completely destroyed. Guguga. Ready. I finished off 40 people. Count it as one blow . I don't know, maybe you don't have some kind of secret superweapon against
[09:18] this. And what is this? Guguga. What is this? Is this a T-34? Unfortunately, it was the only one in stock. Sub-caliber fire. Oh my god. Ouch. How
[09:30] about this? Ouch, he burned me. Let's mobilize the guga. Guguga.
[09:44] Forward. Your place is in the army with such forces. And open, open the tank. I want to get out. I do n't want to explode. I was magnetized. My ass is frozen to the tank . I can't get up. I am better I am
[09:58] . I can't get up. I am better I am better than you. I'm Googa's Homelander. Now it's time to transform into the new gugagu.
[10:12] Guguga became flushed. She doesn't meet the criteria. We just need to shoot her. criteria. We just need to shoot her. I will destroy your entire base. I will destroy you all. There's nothing
[10:26] The fire stopped affecting her. Say goodbye to your life. Kukuga, what's going on? The cuckoo is flying.
[10:38] what's going on? The cuckoo is flying. I'll catch you all now, hug you and sigh. I'll catch you all now, hug you and sigh. The latter is not necessary.
[10:55] in the tank. I could hide here just a little bit before I get killed. Receive. Holy [ __ ]
[11:15] Fabulous. Attention all fighters. We urgently retreat Attention all fighters. We urgently retreat to the base with the tower. Faster! You won't go anywhere. I'm right behind you . I am Gubga.
[11:31] I will destroy you. I still have my abilities. And have my abilities. And another one was added. Run, run. another one was added. Run, run. Here is their base, where this huge tower is.
[11:45] Here is their base, where this huge tower is. Ouch, they're firing at me with tanks. I'll laser into everyone now. No need, stand facing the wall. No need, stand facing the wall. Which one is facing the wall? Don't go away.
[12:00] And these lasers don't take tanks. I need to use my second ability. use my second ability. Get gugaga.
[12:14] do now. I can literally crush the earth with my paws. Now we just need to get closer to the base and destroy all living things there. My God, what is this monster? It
[12:26] all living things there. My God, what is this monster? It pushed the tank back 30,000 km. Okay, time to call in air reinforcements. Now I'm going to smash this tank. Take it. Receive. What powerful punches I have. They just
[12:41] demolish the earth. Holy cow. Holy cow. Oh, everything is smoking. What fumes. Oh, everything is smoking. What fumes. Here, take it.
[12:57] to destroy the remaining tanks that are located at this huge military base. located at this huge military base. And so the reception. We need urgent help. We have a giant flying penguin here destroying a military base in the clump.
[13:10] Air reinforcements are needed. We need fighters here. Urgently. you imagine? I'll smash this tank. Why is he smoking here?
[13:22] Smoking is now prohibited here. This is a smoke zone. Stop hitting the This is a smoke zone. Stop hitting the tank. I'm calling for fighter jets.
[13:35] you think your reinforcements, your military equipment will help you? I'm Guga. As stupid as it may sound, I am a googa. I wouldn't be surprised at all if I get Oh-oh. I will destroy this tower. Receive.
[14:00] she's going to fall. We feel slight discomfort. Please stop. I understand that I am not the only one here. Yes, I call myself a
[14:13] I was a cute little penguin, but you decided to attack me, destroy my home, my ecosystem. Yes, you attacked our city. Listen, it was n't you who called the helicopter there by any chance. You'll turn around.
[14:27] You'll turn around. Take it. I sat down, I sat down, I sat down. Sit down. Great. Okay , we're taking off. Fly away, fly away, fly away,
[14:42] Fly away, fly away, fly away, cowards. Kuguga. All that remains is to finish off the remaining players. I will destroy all military equipment here. military base anymore. It looks more like a graveyard of equipment and soldiers with
[14:59] graveyard of equipment and soldiers with one blow from three. Take it. Great. It was easy. Receive. You can't eat me. Understood?
[15:15] eat me. Understood? You won't eat me. to mine. Guguga. Now we'll see.
[15:27] Now we'll see. Get your helicopters, and you will be the last one. Take it, take it.
[15:50] Great. The keels are completed. I'm turning into a leg. literally like this tower, and I've got a new ability. Some
[16:03] bloody blows or blows made of jam, I do n’t know. I want to try. Okay, time to call in another 30,000 planes. This is not enough. Take it. They open fire on us with some kind of red
[16:17] liquid. Dodge, dodge. What do I even shoot with? I do n't even want to know. Maneuver. Dodging the red goo. Maneuver. Dodging the red goo. Evasion. Evasion.
[16:30] Ready. All that's left is to get rid of the rest of you. I'll beat you up the old-fashioned way. Receive. The players literally look like The players literally look like bugs now. Guguga.
[16:44] bugs now. Guguga. Guguga. The destroyed. Oops. Oops. Helicopter. Helicopter. Helicopter. Minuschetyre. Our helicopter immediately crashed, and we
[16:58] are still in the combat zone. Everything is very bad. Don't point fingers at people. Look what's left. This is not from the tower. Only two antennae remain, two antennae on top levitate. Okay, time to call in the
[17:12] last fruit of our defense. Expect him to arrive soon. I'm going into the snow. Get helicopters, get tanks.
[17:24] All this technology is nothing against a googie-gaga with huge tentacles behind its back. No planes will help you either . This war is almost over. I need half more players to fill the meter and finally win
[17:38] this video. So far, the 100 players on my server are losing very badly. What was that? What the hell is going on there? Get your tentacles ready. What kind of strange crucian carp is this? Are you completely out of your mind
[17:53] ? Hey, open fire from all, all, all guns. My HP, it's getting less. Run, run, [ __ ]. I will not run, I will fight. Woohoo!
[18:09] Hugs, hugs. Your shields won't help you. What about lasers? Take it.
[18:21] lasers? Take it. Your lasers are like porridge hitting a wall for me . Oops, I think I crushed a soldier. I will destroy this helicopter if you do not surrender. Ow, that hurts. In short,
[18:35] it was my personal helicopter. Not really. Nevertheless, I will I need to get in close and use my third ability. thing. And the devil is so destructive. Cover,
[18:49] cover, while I'm on him. I can't sacrifice that much HP. He also has shields. It turned orange, now it's green. It glows with all the colors of the rainbow. Ah, take it. It won't leave me.
[19:03] Take it. On the legs, on the legs, on the legs. The shields are not working. Cheats don't work. Breakdown, breakdown on the roof. Polondra. You need to shoot at the heel. This is his Achilles' heel. This is his weak point.
[19:17] Breaking. There's just some guy standing on the right There's just some guy standing on the right laughing at it. Awesome. Take it.
[19:31] Holy [ __ ]. My streamer just crashed. My streamer just crashed. Guguga. players left to finish off to win the video. I'll finish off these bugs and that'll be the end of it. Ready.
[19:48] these bugs and that'll be the end of it. Ready. The cup is mine. I won. Won. Won. Never. I'm taking you with me.
