Bangla Village Comedy Skit — Full Transcript & Summary

[00:32] What are you thinking, uncle? Uncle thinks he doesn't understand because the measurements are wrong. Uncle thinks he doesn't understand because the measurements are wrong. Uncle and Uncle Uncle and Uncle [Music]

[00:55] village elder. You have to take care of all these things, so I'm sorry, okay, so I'm sorry, okay, Maral Sahib, you're sorry, I'm going to beat you up, Maral Sahib, you're sorry, I'm going to beat you up,

[01:10] uncle, I called you, you didn't answer, I wo dress, and you're walking around thinking you're a goat, why do

[01:23] you have such a hard time calling me Mal Sahib, or is that it? Well, how can I accept you as a model? You're walking alone on a lonely road, you'll have two bodyguards by your side, you'll have a sweaty beard,

[01:35] then you'll accept you as a model, Model Sahib, Mukhs, but you're right, keep two bodyguards, everyone in the village will accept you as Maral,

[01:47] you as Maral, yes, of course they will, if that's the case, okay, I see [Music]

[02:16] Where did you put your earrings? Why did you start wearing earrings again? Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Why should I wear earrings ? I am a dead person.

[02:29] So why are you looking for an earring? I'm going to wander around. People are under a lot of stress. So I'm thinking of hiring two bodyguards.

[02:41] ? What about your bodyguard? You're going to settle the matter with me. What else do you understand? Do you know how much pressure people put on me? Yes, yes, I know very well how much pressure there is, even from the villagers, I do

[02:55] n't remember saying "maral" I don't remember, everyone in the village means you just didn't agree, didn't complain much, don't you remember why you gave me two earplugs, don't you remember that you also lost your head because of the prohibition of making marals? Think carefully, you remember why you gave me two earplugs, don't you remember that you also lost your head because of the prohibition of making marals? Think carefully,

[03:09] a few days ago, I gave money to the neighborhood children to have a picnic with two earplugs, oh how can you remember who is the villager, I'm under pressure, let's see if they make any other

[03:24] pressure, let's see if they make any other arrangements, you all left, why come on, I'm leaving, where will I give the settlement, what will you settle,

[03:39] uncle, why are they their brothers, brother, where will I give the settlement, and the settlement has been made, uncle, we are going home, I won't accept this.

[03:51] How was the settlement reached where the dead did not die? What is the need for a morsel there? Brother, let's settle this. It wo What is the need for a morsel there? Brother, let's settle this. It wo hard to keep two bodyguards. And you have made me a fool.

[04:07] I will not accept that. Sir, these two are your bodyguards. Why can't it go that far? "You won't Why can't it go that far? "You won't tell us to go or I'll kill you,

[04:28] Bishu told this Khasi. "My grandfather spent a year's money on giving it to Muslims. This Khasi said, ' Muslims. This Khasi said, ' I'm a son, a boy, or a girl. I'll kill you.'" "Okay, okay, we understand. You're a great man, a model. Everyone will accept you as a model.

[04:45] You're a great man, a model. Everyone will accept you as a model. But it would be better if your bodyguard was a little younger." Am I not young enough to throw this? [Music]

[04:58] You guys, shut up. Hey Joan, you said you wanted a bodyguard. [Music] They needed money, so do they need money in prison ? No, Dad, we didn't take all the money for nothing. It was enough to eat a little

[05:12] No, Dad, we didn't take all the money for nothing. It was enough to eat a little makeup. makeup. And then go, go, sir, if the bodyguards go, go home, And then go, go, sir, if the bodyguards go, go home,

[05:26] If there is ever any trouble in the neighborhood, let me know in a minute, and I will make it right. Let I will make it right. Let

[05:47] girlish trouble going on after that. All the girls have to go.

[06:03] Where is the food, Mr. Imma? I see only water and water. Where can I get food? Did you bring anything ? I sold all the land I had. Don't

[06:15] ? I sold all the land I had. Don't give something. What have you received so far? Hey, tell me what you didn't get. Aziz has money in this village, Shakil has money. Does anyone

[06:28] remember calling them by their first name? Doesn't call. And they do n't even let me leave the house because I'm a model. Hey, who gets this honor? I give you that respect. Feed the bodyguard. And I die in the hunger district. Hey, why are you so angry? So you should be proud.

[06:44] You are Morl's wife. He ca n't feed his wife with two handfuls of food a day. He died again. Hey Mr. Morol, are you two going to make trouble or are you going to let us both eat?

[06:58] You didn't hear that they didn't eat because there was nothing in the house. n't take any money. Okay. But they were supposed to give me two meals a day. Where is that?

[07:11] Hey, why are you doing this for food? Do people die if they don't eat for a day? Oh, what shame, mother? Where we have no food, we have no duty. Here we go.

[07:23] This is standing, standing, standing. The flesh of the dead never lacks food. Let's eat you.

[07:50] This guy has no rice. Hurry up and bring some rice.

[08:14] When will Mr. Morl give us food? Do n't sit and read this blank space in front of your face. [Music]

[08:28] What are you doing here, beard? Give me rice. What happened? Why are you laughing? Tell me. Oh, what's the need to talk so much? People coming

[08:42] Oh, what's the need to talk so much? People coming means they are your relatives. Feed me. What is this guy saying again? I wouldn't recognize them if they were my relatives. Do beat you. Yes. He is not our dead master. But

[08:58] who are you? We are the bodyguards of Moran Sahib. Let's go to the house of the bodyguard. Why are you here? Don't tell us like this. Please give us four to eat.

[09:15] Food is cheap, isn't it? If you don't give us food, I will kill you. Look, Moran Sahib, I can give you food, but I won't insert your body card. If you don't give

[09:27] us food, our Moral Sahib won't eat either. Isn't that right, Mr. Morol? Oh, I'm talking. So why am I talking to you about this ? You guys go outside. I'm

[09:39] willing to do whatever it takes, as long as you're there. Mr. Morol will hold your hand and feet if necessary. Don't Mr. Morol will hold your hand and feet if necessary. Don't miss out on the huge food items. Hey, you have no problem with me staying. What you see is what I see.

[09:54] you see is what I see. Bye, Mr. Mauri. Come back and let me eat or Bye, Mr. Mauri. Come back and let me eat or not [Loud laughter] Brother, I told you to give me food, give it to me quickly, Kapa Kapati [Music]

[10:23] man not understand or do you know whether I will be able to eat such a beautiful food or not? I am very tense. If I don't get to eat today, how will I kill him? Did they agree?

[10:37] If I don't get to eat today, how will I kill him? Did they agree? n't you understand that much? Oma Mal Sahib, what am I seeing here? Why is curd on your face? I

[10:52] Oma Mal Sahib, what am I seeing here? Why is curd on your face? I see that my hand is also sticking to it. And when I told him that, the fool said something and took the curd and hit him in the face. curd and hit him in the face. I also gave him my hand. Even

[11:11] if there is no trouble in this house, I will not come to eat meat.

[11:35] very hungry, why do you always eat and eat? Yesterday, a goat in this village was killed. [Music] I am the one who died in this village. I have no responsibility until I can catch that thief. I won't touch the water and neither

[11:48] I won't touch the water and neither will you. Please swear. Give me your hand. I swear this. Hate always. Give me your hand. We swear. I will catch that thief.

[12:03] And if I can't catch the thief, I'll die now. What? Okay, you guys pay close attention over there. I made a little shirt in between. I made a little shirt in between. After eating at noon, I want to sleep. Mr. Mor,

[12:32] sing. I can't sleep. I'm coming from home. Highway. [Music]

[12:59] Bishu. Look over there. It seems like he's stealing and eating something. Why is that guy so dishonest? Let's go and see. [Music]

[13:17] what am I seeing? You said don't even touch water. [Music] So, Mr. Mon, we So, Mr. Mon, we can eat a single-storey rice floor without touching water. [Music]

[13:38] It seems like we've caught a thief. Come on, come on, come on. [Music] you go. Leave me alone. Why would I be a thief?

[13:50] Maul Sahib, the thief is this way. Where where? Where is that [ __ ]? This is Maul Sahib inside this sack. Yes, a

[14:05] thief can get into this bag, hey The one who

[14:34] [Loud laughter] What would be the real name? What are you doing with your beard? If the thief escapes, he will have to be killed. Get ready quickly. Here you open the bag. I'm taking it out.

[14:59] what's wrong inside [Loud laughter] Inside inside

[15:11] what's wrong with your beard, thief [Loud laughter] I'm getting inside my head, my body, whatever, now that

[15:44] ? Why my bodyguard? Bodyguard? That bodyguard killed him and broke his leg. That's why I kicked you out. I chased them away. How much I trusted them.

[16:01] How much I trusted them. They gave me a slap. They gave me a slap. You're coming from home. Everyone in the village was calling my name. Yes, everyone is talking about Michael. Everyone is saying that the 10

[16:15] best people in the village will die when they come and say, " You still don't understand. If the people of the village loved you that much, they would have come to see you.

[16:29] loved you that much, they would have come to see you. And you didn't know anything. Hey, the people of the village all love me. Why can't they see me? I ca

[16:41] lock yourself in here. I'll ask the doctor. When will you take a vacation? Get up and take your medicine. [Music]

[17:13] feed him with so much love and care, and I will eat alone? Are Why do you have no hands and feet?

[17:26] Why are you crippled or should I feed you?

[17:39] I am the dead man of this village. No one will bother you while I am here. I will make you a solution. You will have to accept that. Tell me what happened.

[17:51] How much love and care has this nurse fed me? What did I do wrong? Vishal Beyoni. This girl is also a patient. She is also a patient. You are

[18:04] feeding her with so much love. Why are you not feeding her? Why are you feeding her three times? Why are you feeding her twice? feeding her three times? Why are you feeding her twice? Even then, this patient can get some peace. What is this man saying? Why are you going to feed her? I have been on the line with him for two days now.

[18:19] [Loud laughter] Why are you going to feed me? Why are you going to feed her? Oh, my father, what is your bed? You are sleeping here. Why are you what is your bed? You are sleeping here. Why are you talking? They are causing trouble. I was going to

[18:34] talking? They are causing trouble. I was going to settle the matter, they threw me out after I explained so much to you, you still did n't listen to me, you stay like you are, I'm leaving, Salma,

[18:48] Salma, Salma, my sister will start your family, you get out of our house right away, you bastard, you

[19:01] will start your family, you get out of our house right away, you bastard, you ruined my sister's life after listening to the people in the neighborhood, there was not enough land, you bastard, you sold all the land and land in the name of becoming a model, was not enough land, you bastard, you sold all the land and land in the name of becoming a model,

[19:15] an animal, I wo n't start your family, get out of the house, please, you didn't say it like this, let me do my final justice, stay, have you judged too much, I wo n't die here. Hey Salma, don't you see what Morli is doing?

[19:33] n't die here. Hey Salma, don't you see what Morli is doing? insulted the boy. He understood and endured. Because the boy is very simple-minded. He didn't

[19:48] endured. Because the boy is very simple-minded. He didn't after everything became silent [music], he realized what a big mistake he had made. So realized what a big mistake he had made. So I'm telling you, mother, forgive your son like this and

[20:03] start a new life with him. mother. You are not angry. I am in the judgment seat then. Let

[20:15] me make the final judgment of my life. When the father realizes his mistake, do n't tell your sister to marry him.

[20:27] n't tell your sister to marry him. I promise I won't be a model in my life anymore and you won't have to beg anyone for me.

[20:42] When he realizes his mistake, I will marry him. Come on, he kept

[21:09] quiet. Now my hair is falling off. Why is my house falling off? Now my my house falling off? Now my hair is falling off.

[21:26] [Loud laughter] I'll keep quiet. Now my hair is falling off. I'll keep quiet. Now my hair is falling off.