Dumbest Line Ever?
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This transcript captures a chaotic and humorous gaming session from the 'Cohhmunity Clip Highlights' series, featuring random gameplay moments, banter, and absurd in-game discoveries. The video is purely entertainment-focused with no educational or technical content.
Chapters
[00:00]
Frustration with Game Dialogue
The player expresses annoyance at a poorly written line in the game, calling it dumb.
[01:37]
Moon Pool Idea
A player suggests making the entire floor a moon pool, which is deemed cool but impractical.
[02:18]
Fluid Build System
The player notes the build system is more fluid than previous ones, joking about kidnapping children.
[04:33]
Mines Still Work
The player confirms that mines in the game still function as expected.
[05:07]
Mistake and Destruction
The player makes a huge mistake and gets destroyed, reacting with frustration.
[06:33]
Criticism of Game Design
The player criticizes game designer Kojima for a frustrating mechanic involving car boosting over ramps.
[07:59]
NPC Behavior
The player encounters an NPC holding a board in an inaccessible location, questioning its purpose.
[09:16]
Tentacle Encounter
The player encounters tentacles in the game, reacting with surprise and expletives.
[09:31]
Audio Adjustment Advice
The player sarcastically suggests that to avoid audio issues, viewers should not watch streams.
[09:44]
Vanity of In-Game Logos
The player comments on the absurdity of characters wearing logos in a post-apocalyptic setting.
The video is a compilation of humorous and chaotic moments from a gaming stream, with no substantive takeaways or educational value.
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💡 Key Takeaways
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Fluid Build System
Highlights the player's observation of improved game mechanics compared to previous titles.
02:18
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Criticism of Kojima
Showcases player frustration with specific game design choices, reflecting common gamer sentiments.
06:33
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Vanity in Post-Apocalypse
Humorous critique of unrealistic character behavior in game narratives.
09:44Full Transcript
[00:00] >> GOD DAMN IT. THAT'S SO DUMB. WHAT KIND OF A WHAT KIND OF A LINE IS THAT?
[00:52] >> DUDE, THAT IS THAT IS CRAZY. >> [music]
[01:06] >> I am baffled how well that worked. Get my car up there somehow.
[01:37] our base. It is delightful. >> Welcome aboard. >> Oh, someone's a big shot, are they?
[01:51] The big old female [music] VIP. >> So, you can just make it We could make >> So, you can just make it We could make the entire floor a moon pool.
[02:05] Dude, that's a really cool idea. that is kind of awesome. Why would you do that? Oh, I you probably there's no reason to, but it's cool that you can. >> [laughter]
[02:18] >> I I This build system seems a lot more fluid than the last one. Like You know you know what I mean. You know what I mean. Game. I should be able to kidnap human kids, break them on the wheel, obviously,
[02:31] and then send my army of children in to feed everyone in the major city. Oliver Twist. There we go. Oliver Twist. Do me a favor. Next time, slip me the good stuff so I can at least get a buzz out of it.
[02:46] EACH OTHER, PLEASE. >> [laughter]
[02:59] THAT? >> [laughter] OKAY. OH. OH.
[03:18] for you? >> Starvation. >> I will if I have to. Okay.
[03:36] Oh my god. Okay, it's this spot. What is this?
[04:03] James Bond like Mark. >> Who's Mark? I'm James. going after. What did Mark do? Oh, hi Mark.
[04:18] >> Let's not do that. Did it go across the whole thing? Yes, it does. Had to check chat. Had to check.
[04:33] So, turns out the mines still work. Now, that's good. Mines still work, chat. that's good. Mines still work, chat. Mines are good.
[04:49] >> Sam, your cargo is beyond repair. >> Space is not handbrake. It's jump. >> Space is not handbrake. It's jump. Oh, sorry.
[05:07] Oh god. Oh god, no. I made a huge mistake. >> OH, COME ON. >> [laughter]
[05:37] OH MY GOD, I got destroyed BY THE LYRICS. WAIT, where is it? HERE. HERE. OH GOD.
[06:04] it uh doesn't break as fast. Yeah. because if I go down I won't
[06:21] Guess some things really are impossible. >> Oh my god, he taunts us, too. Oh, it's >> Oh my god, he taunts us, too. Oh, it's the worst.
[06:33] GOD DAMN IT. THAT'S SO DUMB. WHAT? GOD damn it, Kojima. Be better.
[07:09] What happened there? What happened there is um the devs thought it'd be super cool to have it so if you were boosting in the car that if you went over one or two, both of them can do it. If
[07:21] you go fast enough over the lip at the top or the lip at the bottom of these little ramp areas, then because of how fast the car goes, you will bump the Oh my god, this is going to be such a pain.
[07:38] Full sense. Uh what's this? >> Oh my god. Oh, okay. No, we good. We good. We good.
[07:59] there holding a board at a place that you couldn't have even gotten to [music] you can't get down from. What is your purpose?
[08:11] >> He's just bored. Yeah. Yeah. No.
[08:36] >> Is your cargo all right? Sure you've not been mistreating it? died. >> [laughter]
[08:50] >> Well, damn. Look at that. I don't know. Oh. >> supposed to be like this? >> Well,
[09:04] with your spear, maybe we could have talked. Um Oh, tentacles. Oh, tentacles. Yes.
[09:16] OH MY GOD. AH. OH, JESUS. >> IT performs exceptionally when wet.
[09:31] streams and others you watch on Twitch, the simple solution here is don't watch stream you watch and that way you'll never have to adjust your audio. It's >> Which is why we strive to preserve native animals here for future
[09:44] >> Dude, I can't get over how dumb this looks. They're like the last people in the world, right? And they take the time to like put their logo all over their body. I mean, how vain would you have to be to
[09:56] like to do something like that? That's crazy.
[10:33] Exiles today. No, I'm just kidding. >> [laughter] >> We'll stop her. We will.
[10:51] >> Okay, they really should have had them like walk away after this conversation. like walk away after this conversation. >> [laughter]