CohhCarnage Clip Highlights — Full Transcript & Summary

[00:03] >> [screaming] >> WHAT? WHICH ONE OF YOU guys in chat wet my pants? As I said last time, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT OBSERVED IN THE LIBRARY AT THE MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY.

[00:19] >> IS that a grenade? >> [groaning] Oh. Oh god.

[00:35] >> Oh yeah, all these little gas things are on fire. >> Oh, this is fine. IT'S OH GOD. IT'S NOT FINE.

[00:47] SLOW. >> I don't know. Maybe. >> I don't know. Maybe. >> Oh man.

[01:07] our our first grenade on this guy in here.

[01:27] Now you know what I feel like when I try to aim things.

[01:43] >> [screaming] >> WHAT? >> Oh [ __ ] bro. I'm going to pop you. I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so sorry.

[02:08] >> Uh is the top of the tower clear? We can buff that out, right? >> Okay, yeah. >> Going for it, Dan. I'm going for it. >> Okay, let's go. >> Woo! Wee!

[02:24] parachute, Dan. >> Oh, I knew we were forgetting something. >> Okay. >> Off to a good start. Off to a good start.

[02:42] >> You bastard. Okay, so apparently the the heavy attack on this steps forward a lot. >> [laughter]

[02:58] WAIT, was that the second one? I just rearmed it? Oh my god. I cannot I Did I rearmed it? Oh my god. I cannot I Did I seriously rearm it by opening it, bro? seriously rearm it by opening it, bro? All right.

[03:16] that sucked. >> [laughter] >> I got you, but I got you. I got you. I got you.

[03:31] >> Great. Okay. Saving Private Barely. OH, DUMP. >> THIS FEELS MORE LIKE [music] REMEMBER THAT GAME MUTANT Year Zero?

[03:45] so pretty cool, but you also had like that [music] tactical angle and stuff. Like I feel it's like that. And and I feel like it's it's uh That's that's meaningful, man. Like that's a big deal. That's cool. When you do that well, it

[03:58] makes the tactical side a lot [music] more impactful and interesting. So, it's It's kind of It's kind of XCOM plus Star Wars plus a single-player adventure kind Didn't you name your XCOM people after chat members? Yeah, like I said,

[04:12] completely forgettable and I didn't care about them at all. And this guy's got like five sacks. I had problems with one sack, chat.

[05:02] I think I just got tea-bagged to death. Pump it? I'll pump you. I am ready to do some stalking. >> [gasps]

[05:16] I don't have any coupons. How about some ammo?

[05:29] Oh, you're not even going to like give me a chance.

[05:41] offered him. Hubert West Patented Lifesavers Kit restores health completely. STAY WITH ME, MAN. PRIVATE, GET YOUR ASS TO THE BOO-BOO. SHE NEEDS A SERENADE WON'T LAST LONG. CAPTAIN QUADE,

[05:54] combat medic during the reclamation of Arkham. Nice guy. Wow, man. We are full health and have a Wow, man. We are full health and have a night mask.

[06:13] my good time. Oh my god. The one time I'm finally full health and the first thing they do is do that.

[06:44] HEY, WHAT WAS THAT? WAIT A SECOND.

[07:05] LOOK AT I I LIKE SLIGHTLY bumped into his arm. I I LIKE SLIGHTLY bumped into his arm. Oh.

[07:24] >> Oh god. OH, JESUS. >> THAT GOT ME. That got me. All right.

[07:44] Which one of you guys in chat wet my pants?