Everything Wrong With Every Christopher Nolan Movie (That We've Sinned So Far)

[00:12] bats all swarm around and form the bat logo for a brief instance, but I'd argue a momentary bat logo. Bruce survives this, or at the very least is less physically. This prison fight is totally fine until they start punching each

[00:26] other in the mud. You can't tell who anybody is anymore, and the movie cuts island from Lost will explode if they don't. I mean, in one shot they're of the camera. Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene.

[00:39] small for someone like Bruce Wayne to disappear, no matter how deep he chooses his own death at the end of The Dark Knight Rises and he's sitting at a cafe and nobody recognizes him except Alfred. >> There is a rare blue flower that grows

[00:53] >> Not going to tell you exactly where on the eastern slopes. I'm sure that is to the exact part of the eastern slopes where you need to be. Does Bruce's bag have magical powers or legs? Because it gets from here to here in between cuts.

[01:07] >> Tiger, jujitsu, panther. >> Taekwondo. Am I playing the random animals game correctly? Thomas Wayne repels down a well to save Bruce and it these tree branches just above the opening. Where the [ __ ] was that tree

[01:21] an old well surrounded by a brick wall and a bunch of these shrubs and bushes >> Will we be needing an ambulance, master Wayne? I'll set the bone and >> Yeah, sure. Why I take the chance going to the hospital? You know, I heard

[01:35] someone died at a hospital once. >> Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn >> Also, we fall because of the shotty work someone did in sealing off that well. >> People less fortunate than us have been enduring very hard times. So we build a

[01:49] system to unite the city. >> A cheap transportation system is going to unite the city? How? And what does uniting the city have to do with people's financial struggles? >> And at the center, [music]

[02:02] >> I might be generous, but I also have a [ __ ] ego. Also, the trains lead to most efficient way to map out your mass transit system. Do all the trains there more tracks behind it that go to other areas of Gotham? Either way, this

[02:17] questions than it answers. It's really [ __ ] up that Thomas took his bats. The Wayne family takes the back exit into an abandoned alley where happened, and on some nights a handful of V for Vendettas. I don't know. I

[02:30] guess after the Tim Burton Batman and this big reboot of the franchise, I that led Bruce down the path to becoming Batman. And we've seen this same scene 24-hour liquor. >> Good news.

[02:43] today? >> We got him, son. funeral invitation said black umbrellas only, and also weirdly BYOB. for your parents' death? >> My anger outweighs my guilt.

[02:58] questions with a simple yes or no? >> You know how [music] to fight six men. We can teach you how to engage 600. >> Oh, [ __ ] you, you can't all. >> Ninja understands that invisibility is a matter of patience

[03:10] >> Remo Williams, The Batman Begins. Also, Ducard explains the importance of being once do we see him learning any of that. Just a bunch of your typical fight more of that than this mindless [ __ ] >> The man had a gun.

[03:24] >> I've had training. >> The training is nothing. and the will. Those aren't mutually exclusive. It just sounds real deep when isn't all that important. We haven't grown up enough in 10 years not to point

[03:38] >> In prison, he shared a cell with Carmine [music] Falcone. >> What the [ __ ] A murdering thief shared a jail cell with one of the most notorious gangsters in all of Gotham? How incredibly convenient for Bruce's

[03:50] say how impossible it's been to put him in jail, but apparently he was in long about his entire operation for the plot. >> Justice is about harmony. Revenge is about you making yourself feel better. That's why we have an impartial system.

[04:04] just explained that Falcone must have paid off the judge and that's why eventually resulted in his murder. How in the [ __ ] of anything is that impartial? >> Our your system is broken.

[04:16] will put our lives in danger by driving erratically in traffic to take this Gotham. I could have done this in a much safer way, but who cares? I'll prove my take one little trip underground and it suddenly turns from day to night in

[04:29] >> Good people like your parents will stand against injustice. They're gone. criminal out on parole because he knew things about Falcone? Wouldn't he be a that Bruce's parents were keeping gangsters like Falcone at bay? How the

[04:44] [ __ ] so? A [ __ ] train? >> Carefully seize you with that. >> And Bruce thinks they'll mistake this much older and much hairier homeless man for himself because of a [ __ ] coat. >> Man fear most what they cannot see.

[04:57] fear ninjas. >> You'll have to become a terrible >> BECOME AN IDEA. >> WHILE THESE ABSTRACT concepts during think after this advice I'd be asking

[05:09] Shadows brochure and you're like, "Hell yeah, I will become fear." And then all the instructors do is shout, "You must become fear." As if saying it is as good >> Become one with the darkness. >> You do that by opening this box full of

[05:23] >> You cannot leave any sign. >> It's pretty awesome that Bruce sliced up some arms to match his own wounds so that Ducard couldn't find him so easily, all in a formation of some sort, how does Bruce find an empty slot to blend

[05:36] in with everybody else? >> Gotham must be destroyed. >> I mean, is he talking about the whole city, innocent life included? Or is it killing them? I'm a little bit confused about the end game here. The plan seems

[05:48] to be phase one, destroy Gotham. Phase two, {question mark}. Phase three, also Bruce got sure seems more like lone vigilante stuff than it is working with the training he needed to become Batman before they even introduced the idea of

[06:03] squad. Maybe they should have introduced the idea of killing this dude before Ducard begged Ra's al Ghul to buy some fire extinguishers considering the candles, branding iron, and explosive gunpowder all over this place, but

[06:15] we're at. A whole league of ninjas can't even put out this fire now. man and instead setting the place on fire and killing several more. Luckily happen in other places while he runs through the building so that he can

[06:28] survive this. Bruce somehow catches up to Ducard after halfway down the slope. >> In the depression, your father [music] Enterprises combating poverty. >> Holy how far back does this story go?

[06:41] We're in the modern day, right? And Thomas Wayne died roughly 20 years ago and was still kind of a young man. The depression was from 1929 to 1939. Maybe depression. Okay, here's a sit. >> I assumed as you're taking on the

[06:55] underworld, this symbol is a persona to protect those you care >> You thinking about Rachel? >> Actually, sir, I was thinking to myself. Someone doesn't know how to spell methamphetamine correctly. Yet, it is

[07:10] article. What the [ __ ] Mary Mackenzie? I mean, probably your title writers, not you, but what the [ __ ] Mary Mackenzie? Batman Begins steals the bats flying Morbius. Also, Jesus Christ, this is a [ __ ] ton of bats. Why is this place so

[07:24] special? Bats mostly eat insects, so is Wayne Manor the [ __ ] bug capital of >> Earl told me exactly what it was when he sent me down here. Place to keep me from causing the board any more trouble.

[07:37] just fire Fox, especially considering later in the movie he does it for what seems like almost no reason at all. >> Kevlar utility harness, gas-powered >> Even though Bruce is here for the Nomex survival suit, Lucius goes straight to

[07:51] the Batman starter kit for some reason. >> And then quite separately, we placed an for these. >> There's a company that mass-produces bat ears or things that look like bat ears for what [ __ ] reason? Like can't

[08:04] Batmanning? >> Do you have any lightweight fabrics? dummy corporations to buy things as simple as the cowl and bat ears, I ask Lucius to make something or at least try to find something similar in the

[08:20] thought, "Maybe he doesn't want Lucius to get suspicious about the stuff he's suspicious." But now he's asking for lightweight fabrics that do some crazy [ __ ] and now I'm wondering why they couldn't just find or make a Batman mask

[08:33] couldn't just find or make a Batman mask in this place. begin. Also, I can totally buy Batman was able to throw one of his bat-shaped throwing stars and take out one of the lights, but how did he angle it from up

[08:45] above where it would swoop down and then swoop back up to take out a second light >> HERE. not going to ask how Batman is able to do this because he's Batman. I mean,

[08:58] League of Shadows where Liam Neeson repeatedly told him that he has to must have happened even though we never saw Bruce actually practicing it. Whoa, whoa, was he actually invisible during the invisibility training scenes and I

[09:11] yeah, we're going to see Batman fighting a whole bunch of dudes. Can't wait to see Tom Wilkinson walking around the shipyard and when it does get back to cluster of torsos and elbows. Can't see [ __ ] in this scene.

[09:25] >> Conveniently, the hit was scheduled right after I got done questioning his goons were preparing a drug shipment and not before now. showing us pictures when you can barely register who that was? I mean, yes, if

[09:40] rewind it and slow it down, but that interrupts the movie's flow, baby. >> I don't know. Probably best not to think about it too much because that shadow is topped off with some sort of ornamental

[09:53] corresponding spire, which should have the same thing on it, and therefore So, I'm accusing Batman of destruction of property so that he can get his cool >> Even if these guys are square in court to being thrashed by a giant bat, we've

[10:07] got Falcone at the scene. Drugs, prints, cargo manifests. on charges that will stick because he was beaten and chained to a spotlight prints on what? The chain of evidence

[10:20] ambulance-chasing lawyer would have Falcone off in a couple hours. >> Strange injuries and non-existent social life. These things beg the question as to what exactly does Bruce Wayne do with his

[10:33] >> Who's going to see Bruce Wayne during the non-existent social life and just that they can then question what he might be doing in private. Doesn't he then expose himself to more scrutiny the more people do see him in public?

[10:46] >> The ship was carrying a prototype weapon. It's a microwave emitter. device Wayne Enterprises buried, then why isn't it downstairs with all the other [ __ ] Lucius Fox is looking over? >> The damage to the ship was catastrophic.

[10:59] The weapon itself is uh missing. destroyed the ship that it was on. So, how was there anybody left to steal the Why would you even turn a weapon on while on the ship instead of just

[11:12] itself and sending the weapon wherever you needed it to go? >> I'm buying this hotel. >> Bruce seems to be unclear on the concept of how buying hotels works because he thinks stuffing a check into the jacket

[11:24] goal. But mostly, I don't know how this [ __ ] socialite act is supposed to be >> Probably looking for the insanity plea. >> Falcone has everybody in his pocket for it's extremely odd that he can plead insanity when the charge is he was in

[11:39] getting prepared. Now we'll be seated while Jim Gordon takes out the trash. >> A storm's coming cliche. >> Where were the other drugs going? line rating is, but what I want to know is why didn't Batman figure this out

[11:53] [ __ ] up at the pier. He could have asked Flass or Falcone while he was there, or drugs went. >> Listen, Cashler. We don't want to know Things are working a little differently now.

[12:06] >> Maybe things are starting to turn for the good guys, but Finch knows Falcone why would he turn his back on any officer holding a gun? I'm not saying Finch deserved to die, but I'm also not saying he didn't deserve to die.

[12:19] >> Here you go, kid. Have some unsanctioned Wayne Enterprises tech that will tie everything potentially back to me, get Lucius Fox fired, and the kids probably Batman found the place where they send the teddy bears full of drugs, but how

[12:31] information? Flass told him that the drugs went to the Narrows, but he finds bears are just from that. >> Get rid of all traces. Especially since there's a Batman now. Did they wait until they were ready to

[12:45] to destroy evidence? >> You look like a man who takes himself >> And you look like a man who wasted his opportunity to unmask the Batman and decision won't come back to bite you in your sack-headed ass. I understand

[12:58] Batman's costume might be flame resistant, but the exposed bottom half >> Alfred. Alfred. somewhere in the middle of Gotham, but you can probably find me with less

[13:10] Alfred apparently does find Bruce with some amazing GPS or something, but how did he get Batman down off the roof and into a car without any help? >> I just wanted you to know how hard it was. Bottom line, I synthesized an

[13:23] >> Bruce has been out for 2 days and his condition worsened after 1 day, which is when Alfred called Lucius. So, Lucius studied Bruce's blood and synthesized an >> Let's talk about the ultra convenience of today being Bruce's birthday. He got

[13:36] poisoned two days ago, which means that he knows Jonathan Crane is in possession created an antidote for his poison. These are two very important developments because Rachel takes a call while at Wayne Manor that tips him off

[13:48] asylum. He'll be there to save her when Crane tries to kill her, and there will poisoned. >> You've got to Arkham now. It's in the >> But for some reason, Crane keeps his poisonous teddy bears in an apartment

[14:01] >> I'm merging your department with archives, >> That's a super great way to motivate Fox to get all that info on your desk ASAP Batman, Rachel and Crane have this conversation on a level of the asylum

[14:15] using one of his bat gadgets. >> This is where we make the medicine. why bother telling her anything about the operation? It's amazing how often high spaces so he can do his typical appear and disappear routine when

[14:30] has Batman been waiting for Gordon to show up here? Rachel doesn't have much time, but he has time to exposit drug facts to him when the clock is ticking. mentioned someone else, someone worse. >> But I'm not going to tell you who that

[14:43] >> Back up. >> Backing what? Does he ever do this again gets this massive bat distraction, and several flights of stairs with bats flying everywhere when he could just do

[14:57] police officers doing this, and I'm not actually understanding how he didn't. think we're well past the point in the story where any of you would have to ask >> HE'S NOT HONEST. >> THREE, he's flying on rooftops.

[15:11] actions right now? Flying? You wouldn't say he's driving on rooftops and jumping so much destruction during this chase scene that he really has lived long >> MARTHA. >> I MUST HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR WEEKS.

[15:25] >> Why haven't we felt the effects? >> The [ __ ] you say? Does no one in the entire city of Gotham boil water? Of There would have been hundreds, if not thousands, of hospital visits with

[15:38] Something would have been noticed before now. >> And you might want to tell him about the vials of antidote you set beside her on crucial to the rest of the movie. It might be worth a mention to Alfred.

[15:51] bedside table. This movie has made 47-year-old Gary Oldman and 72-year-old Michael Caine lift and carry Rachel to all sorts of places. And Alfred carried God for editing, because I'm not sure they'd be able to do it alone.

[16:04] die. >> This is a perfectly normal thing to say in front of a party guest. >> The apple has fallen very far from the >> Sounds like this guy knows that apples and [ __ ] are related.

[16:16] against human corruption for thousands of years. movie. I still don't know what you cities. And maybe that's the point, but it would be nice to understand why Ra's

[16:28] thinks destroying corrupt cities that he deems more corrupt than any other city >> Every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance. >> How is pinnacle of decadence measured?

[16:41] >> You were defending a city so corrupt we have infiltrated every level of its >> Sure can't try pulling this off in Dallas. That's for sure. >> Tomorrow the world will watch in horror as its greatest city destroys itself.

[16:53] unstoppable this time. >> Look, I'm just dissecting the words of a this is pointless, but I don't know how people aren't just going to find out with some sort of poison and blame it on that. It's not like it'll look natural,

[17:08] point that was inevitable. There will be people who survive, take blood tests, surroundings. >> And I know how to start a fire that will on you and no one else in Wayne Manor. I'm Ra's al Ghul, [ __ ]

[17:23] >> He clearly did not. >> That [ __ ] Ra's left one [ __ ] to guard one [ __ ] door at the [ __ ] Wayne house. Luckily for Alfred, the fire in the mansion didn't spread to the exact path he needed to take to save

[17:36] fire a minute ago doesn't have fire on it until they go to the close-up and it suddenly does. Either way, this is some [ __ ] fire. Michael Caine Also, the flames, but guess what it's saved? The secret room piano, of course.

[17:50] Attorney. Let me go with you. >> Oh, so you're a Gotham City District >> Oh, so you're a Gotham City District Attorney? Say no more. >> This officer doesn't even have the luxury of saying he's accepted bribes.

[18:04] anyone for an ID. >> I can't find my mom. >> The only reason why Rachel ends up needing to be saved by Batman later is this random [ __ ] who just happens to be one of the bad guys about his mom.

[18:17] face mask before setting off the emitter? I guess it takes a second for >> They're not going to hurt you. >> Of course they are. >> Crane? >> And of course Crane is at the exact

[18:32] place in Gotham City Rachel is because coincidence, thy name is Batman Begins. bridge Gordon was on? Like, I barely believed Rachel knew which bridge he was on, but at least I think she could have asked somebody. Batman had no chance to

[18:45] >> The monorail follows the water mains to the central hub beneath Wayne Tower. with Wayne Tower in mind. Are you saying the water mains, which were built before the train, all go to Wayne Tower, too? The [ __ ] [ __ ]

[18:59] >> There's nothing TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF. >> CILLIAN MURPHY GIVES A great performance and creates a terrifying villain, and don't bring him back for a really scene in each of the sequels. So glad that

[19:12] never happened. >> It's not who I am underneath, that defines me. >> Bruce? you were, why not just say it's me, Bruce, instead of being so cryptic? Why

[19:24] even still using the Batman voice? You got a goddamn city to save from being got a goddamn city to save from being poisoned. to destroy. >> The real question is, why haven't you

[19:39] infrastructure. I don't know why you haven't already commandeered a train and had the microwave emitter do its thing under Wayne Tower yet. Or hell, just emitter here in the first place. Every fight scene in this movie is basically

[19:52] kicked and that's all you need to know. This bores me and it should you, too." blowing all the pipes. And if that pressure reaches us, the water supply >> This guy is here to tell you what you already know. If the train reaches Wayne

[20:07] reason for him to explain this, unless he won a contest to get a bigger role in >> Who said anything about stopping it? >> Wait. Why did Batman even need to get on the train in the first place if Gordon was just going to blow up the tracks?

[20:20] fails, but he doesn't seem to have an option to stop it up here and he's really confident Gordon's going to do the job. This whole thing seems to be so nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo-doo" when Ra's fails. Also, a lot of

[20:33] situation. It's not like Gotham has a bunch of people evacuating places and apparent epicenter of the city. >> I won't kill you, but I don't have to >> Having your murder and eating it, too. >> Batman may have made the front page, but

[20:47] Bruce Wayne got pushed to page eight. >> Everything seems totally back to normal of people got hallucinogens pumped into their systems. And while Lucius was made enough by himself or even gotten help to make enough to cover all the

[21:00] not even a problem. Lose millions. Also, Wayne families living in the manor, but earlier in the movie Alfred mentioned >> What makes you think you can decide who's running Wayne Enterprises?

[21:13] today. >> Didn't you get the memo? >> God damn, this movie loves throwing words back at people when someone gets >> It's all a bit technical. >> line in. Batman got in the

[21:25] surroundings. >> line. Even got Rachel back with the >> It's not who I am underneath, but what I do >> line when he was getting revenge on her. Odd that Bruce decides to seal this well

[21:38] got burned down. >> Your real face is the one that criminals >> Well, your real face is Maggie Gyllenhaal after this, so we eat. Rachel dating, but they emerge from that holding hands. I know we all love the

[21:52] bat signal, but for [ __ ] sake, it's 2005. Can't Gordon just call? >> I mean, thanks for getting me excited about a new Batman, but how much better about a new Batman, but how much better can it get?

[22:09] image, but also [ __ ] covert spoiling your own [ __ ] movie with the first >> Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. you stole? >> This shouldn't work and the costume

[22:24] immediately suspicious the second they do. The beginning of this movie showing disappearing trick and the much more theatrical transported man trick is pure It's the same trick with the same consequences, but because one is much

[22:38] more epic in scale, it seems different. Nolan is putting the idea of sacrificing even know it. It's an ingenious deception, an ins- Dark Knight Rises, if >> The part we call the prestige. >> Normally I'd say roll credits here, but

[22:52] now, so here's a sin for making me even think roll credits 3 minutes in. >> My name is Owens. I'm a solicitor. >> Solicitors? What's that? Solicitors meant something else then? Don't care. Solicitors. This encryption is full of

[23:05] mistakes. It starts off in rot 23 and there might even be a Caesar shift going on, but there are still many letters that don't work in the translation. It's counting as a sin. Staying at any hotel in Colorado that overlooks anything.

[23:23] writers can't read my sign? >> In fairness, the sign just says electricity danger. So, maybe get a little more detail. Something like, do throbbing fire coursing through your scrotum should do the trick.

[23:35] >> Your watch. >> Amazing, but incomplete. As you see here, Angier is also holding a shotgun. >> That was just That was days after he the start of a great career. >> So, is this Angier narrating in Borden's

[23:49] performing an internal monologue for maximum expositional convenience. Hats maximum expositional convenience. Hats off. doesn't even bother to say, "The man with the red jacket and gray cap." or

[24:03] >> If you would tie her wrists >> Movie barely allows any screen time for Ricky Jay, the one guy on the stage who actually was a magician and was actually actually was a magician and was actually a wonderful actor in his own right.

[24:16] I listened closely to Alfred's opening monologue. I know how all magic works >> I know to blow on the door. >> Unintelligible dialogue in a Christopher Nolan movie cliche. >> You two go and see that show.

[24:30] And whichever one of you could tell me how he does the goldfish bowl trick gets >> The prize is 10 minutes with a top theatrical agent in London, but I don't them. These two haven't shown any reason why they should be seen by a top agent.

[24:43] knots on stage and Angier kisses his wife's legs during the trick when he's member. Also, Borden is the only one complaining about the magician they work mentioned anything about having a a spectacular enough to get his own show.

[24:56] here and thinks the magician they work for is totally fine. So, why does he get >> Some nights, you just don't get it, do you? I mean, if that knot slips and leg. >> We find out the reason for this is that

[25:10] Borden has a twin brother and they switch back and forth trying to live one transported man trick without anyone knowing there's a twin. And while I get and wants to tie a more sophisticated knot, I don't understand why he and his

[25:24] twin haven't worked out tying the same knot to avoid inconsistency. If the performance, why the discrepancy in the knot? Plus, wouldn't it be better to of the game? One mistake could end Borden's career before it even starts.

[25:37] can't [music] trust him. >> That's illusionist. >> Angier, watch your sightlines. If I can see you kissing your wife's leg every row three and four. >> It sounds like this is the first time

[25:49] about their fuckups, even though they clearly the [ __ ] up constantly. >> This is the trick. This is a performance. Right here. This >> I agree that the old man pretending to be weak and feeble when not on stage is

[26:04] of the audience is seeing this behind-the-scenes footage, then can't they still believe that he's putting on an act while he's on stage? But also, understands this because of his own sacrifice is so obvious and yet so

[26:16] exactly where Nolan wants them. This entire movie is the magic trick and I >> I promised my family I wouldn't embarrass them with my theatrical >> Sort of fishy, Angier. >> He killed him.

[26:29] because he gave away the trick. >> They'll beg you and they'll flatter you it up, you'll be nothing to them. people ask, "Why is DC Comics a sin?" somehow makes it into this movie.

[26:42] somehow makes it into this movie. >> So, I'll see you again. it was amusing because you thought Borden was one person. The second time

[26:55] [ __ ] this [ __ ] broke and entered her apartment and this is borderline >> Oh, no, sir. This wasn't built by a magician. >> Mistaking Nikola Tesla for Harry Potter. >> You see, this this water tank was of

[27:09] men. >> And I'd like to tell you the story of because it's time for some more flashback position. These [ __ ] make tank. And I know you've got a trick's integrity to uphold, but nobody would

[27:23] this axe and tried to smash it himself. And so it goes, the magic trick for this coyote got ugly and went too far. They did indeed serve water at this bar. >> Getting out of character just because your wife is dying. Corpse libraries,

[27:37] Decimal System? >> We tried to detie. bring it up? >> I'm sorry. I >> BECAUSE IT WASN'T HIM. HE genuinely doesn't know. This movie is all the

[27:50] stop thinking about it or the only magic trick I'm going to be doing is to continue to make sense disappear. >> He's a very unsurprising soul is is Mr. >> We can't afford to pay you. >> The money will come when we get the

[28:03] >> Conversation overheard in the NBC late night offices 10 years ago somehow makes >> You don't tell anybody that I told you. >> Breaking the magician's code based >> Say it again. >> I love you.

[28:15] >> OH, breaking the magician's code based solely on the power of your brother's solely on the power of your brother's boners. >> Who wants to volunteer? >> And now Fallon will find a volunteer who

[28:27] Jackman with a beard, which would be fine if we didn't know what we know about Fallon, who most certainly would have recognized and not handed the gun who certainly blamed me for it either way, but with a beard. I know that

[28:39] world, but why the [ __ ] is he doing the whole thing with loading the gun when he casually does this while everyone volunteers as if he's wiping down a doing a trick where you're worried someone might put a bullet or some

[28:53] you ever turn your back on the person shooting you? And even if you allow this responsibility be to make sure the volunteer doesn't put something else in the gun? Wolverine is about to shoot Batman in the late 1800s and that beats

[29:06] my Victorian fan fiction. In Angier's diary, he writes, "Today was Julia's funeral. Today I discovered why she died. Borden." But didn't he know that her hands were still tied in a discernible knot that would have been

[29:19] knot was the one tied to the safety of the trick, wasn't it? >> Heard about a booking. Nice little theater. Young up-and-coming magician. Who? You. You and me. Booking why? >> I know that Cutter feels like he won't

[29:32] be able to work anymore because he was the engineer of the water tank trick Angier is the kind of magician that can draw a crowd to pay the bills? Have we except making a bullet disappear while alone in his room earlier?

[29:45] made some arrangements. >> Cutter still has connections to find a performance space and magician's assistants, but finding someone who will >> Mr. Howells, about this? >> Nothing. You're going

[29:58] >> Not sure how you're keeping your trick secret if you're showing it all to every magician craft a box that could test fit and flexibility before showing them the actual trick apparatus? >> Pretty assistant is most effective form

[30:11] same way. >> One, two, three. where Angier can make a dove disappear without killing it, but this contraption is total [ __ ] It's based on a real thing, but birds still die when the cage

[30:24] between the rehearsal space and the stage. The movie definitely hides key details of how a live bird manages to escape and how Angier conceals the contraption, its many parts and the dove in a split second. We don't even see

[30:37] is done, and then it doesn't matter because Borden comes by to sabotage the trick on the first night anyway. Also, Hugh Jackman succeeds in a movie because >> Didn't you say I had to get my hands dirty?

[30:49] be alive? Not only would they have talked about where the dove would felt the weight of it on him as well. >> Maybe somebody willing to do a bullet water escape? >> Oh, you mean the exact two tricks that

[31:02] emotion and drive of the plot? >> How strange you should ask. >> Oh, come on. At this point, both of these guys should have a chief security beards on the payroll. >> We magicians have a circle of trust.

[31:17] whose diary you stole? >> Andy Serkis would be prestidigitaceous >> We do our tests when the towns people are asleep. Mr. Tesla doesn't want to >> Oh, and I'm totally sure nobody ever wakes up to see the electric light show

[31:32] Good thing people just sleep and never have to get up to pee or anything. Holy have to sin it because I have no idea what it means or why it's necessary, but >> Where are the wires? >> Um, under the snow? Look, I'm not saying

[31:46] something here to be stunned by, but he's way too much of a trickster himself amount of skeptic energy on debunking a few possibilities first. >> But did she ever start talking? We haven't seen her make a peep since you

[31:59] told her to talk with her doll about the rest of her day. the natural electricity that happens when Bowie enters a room. >> No. Well, then. >> Take your protein pills and put your

[32:14] helmet on. >> Man's grasp exceeds his nerve. seems to hit my nerve perfectly. >> First time I tried to change the world, >> Ziggy Stardust. >> Second time, I was asked politely to

[32:28] >> If I were to build for you this machine, you would be presenting it merely as >> Yep. I can't think of a single other thing a cloning machine would be good Let's do some abracadabra >> Even my wife for a couple of these

[32:43] >> I mean some would argue it's better than a couple of his fingers for your wife. >> He won't. >> It was the greatest magic trick I've >> But what's really important for us to know is what Cutter's face looked like

[32:56] >> He's a dreadful magician. >> No, he's a wonderful magician. He's a >> Does counting someone just because they aren't the greatest showman? his damaged fingers, but if you look closely you can tell.

[33:09] >> It's amazing to me that they believe it's the same man based on this detail. magicians will go to sell their tricks. At the beginning of this movie Cutter this old man does the fish bowl trick

[33:21] feeble as he looks. Why wouldn't he put the same care in making sure you can't tell that a double is walking out the other door? We know it's his secret twin brother, but they obviously don't. >> The act is taking off.

[33:33] sell his transported man trick and yet the act is taking off and he's just say >> The place was packed today. meet Gerald Root. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] you found this

[33:47] him quickly. And double [ __ ] you found him in London just by walking around and checks notes looking at random people. he could be your brother. >> That's a strange way to SAY HOLY [ __ ]

[34:00] FAKE TEETH. Wolverine and Black Widow make out in the late 1800s and that beats my steampunk fan fiction. Unless there's some additional trick to it and and catch may be the most ridiculous part of the whole thing. You're making a

[34:12] blind throw and a blind and often drunk catch of a non aerodynamic object for a distance, but also hang in the air for a full 4 seconds. Why did the trick wrong a vast majority of the time? >> Once Root opens his mouth he's over. He

[34:27] can't introduce his trick. >> Of course I can. I'm the great Danton. just so he could be a punchline to what Cutter just said? >> Get out of that wardrobe and makeup. Anyone could walk in here any minute.

[34:39] him getting out of the costume immediately after the show? >> He vanishes, and he reappears instantly on the other side of the stage. Mute, very drunk. >> Look, I get the mute part, and I get

[34:51] that he might be able to tell that Root is drunk, but overweight? How does he same size? >> He sent me here to steal your secrets, >> Black Widow double-crosses Wolverine with the Dark Knight in the late 1800s,

[35:04] and that beats my retro-futuristic fan fiction. makes sure no one messes with YOUR >> AND GO EASY ON THE POOR CHAP. HE DOES [cheering] TRY SO VERY HARD. >> THIS hijacking hijack Manning of the

[35:19] stage has been going on for a full minute without the curtains dropping or all this? >> It's misdirection. He leaves those >> he's using a double. >> time he doesn't know when I'm looking.

[35:32] >> time he doesn't know when I'm looking. >> ALL THE TIME, OLIVIA. That's who he is. understands this about Borden, but he's perfectly willing to accept that Borden around to be stolen, even if it takes a code word to translate it.

[35:44] >> I have fallen in love with him. >> Yeah, because that's what all complex self-actualized female characters do. Bounce from relationship to relationship spending the most time with at the moment. You know, I'm a little surprised

[35:56] for the show. It means the chances of someone finding out he has a twin that there's an apparatus similar to what Angier has under his stage would shed some light. And I'm sure the Borden twins are wizards at putting on that

[36:09] Fallon makeup and all, but we're talking 100% technical precision every night their amazing discipline, they are prone to making mistakes. So, let's talk about Hugh's plan. His deception requires Alfred to have happy feet and decide to

[36:21] suspiciously track the frontrunner, at which point, if Fallon doesn't follow Even if he does, once Angier decides to make Logan run down the alley, I'm not to follow him down there instead of just continue protecting his brother. But

[36:36] education. Finally, Fallon has to fall perfectly into the box and be trapped Maybe I'm just not seeing the missing link, but that plan is a real steal and seems to depend on convenience so much to confuse me, Earl, and the dying girl.

[36:49] so perfectly? Yeah, you can rig the stairs to break through, but you have no they crash. Yet Fallon falls down perfectly into this coffin like a >> I want the whole method, not the keyword.

[37:03] your notebook. >> The keyword is the method. for Angier to give up his leverage. >> Whose minds you know? >> Though a human can probably last about 5 hours in a buried coffin under the right

[37:15] conditions, it also takes about 4 hours to dig out a grave by hand. And if time, Angier is on the hook for murder. Considering these guys are masters of up another scenario that didn't involve you possibly ending up on the long end

[37:29] >> Our answer. >> Cutter? >> First off, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is [ __ ] that Angier didn't look at the code word already. Plus, wouldn't he

[37:41] something on the paper that made sense? Second off, I highly doubt he just let opening it together like he does here. >> Why does Angier then flip all the way to the back of the journal in the narration

[37:55] started? >> Today, my mistress proves her >> This [ __ ] cat makes a beeline to the outside, and thank god it does because it runs into its clone and screeches at it so that Angier can stumble on all the

[38:09] cloned hats that everybody missed during the experiments. Also, copycats >> Sarah, she knows. She I mean, at least she knows that something's not right. So Borden is talking about Sarah knowing about his affair with Olivia. But since

[38:21] we know what we know, have they not had this conversation already? Sarah's told both of them when she thinks the I love you is a real and when they're not. And to add up to more than the three we've seen in this movie.

[38:33] know, there's something about that man I don't trust. insight into Fallon's true identity. Has she not noticed that he also lost two have two fingers while watching the show as a member of the audience. How is she

[38:46] spending so much time with him, you'd start to suspect, right? to tell Edison's man about the box. >> What box? specifically for you and dropped off at the hotel without letting you know it

[38:59] was here so we could have 10 whole seconds of thinking the trick was lost about it. >> I had only one suggestion on using the machine. Destroy it. >> Or, and I'm just spitballing here, use

[39:13] clothes for the naked, or medicine for the sick. Or just control C, control V that? You're going with drowning yourself up to a hundred times for petty jealousy and vengeance? Cool. Carry on. >> I know what you really are, Alfred.

[39:28] watching and we can't reveal the surprise yet. The symbolism here of her being the bird in the cage sacrificed A sign of masterful storytelling. But also, I'm not sure she had to actually

[39:41] home. It sells the agency of her character short and is used primarily as I know the card on the bottom of the glass is exactly what Cutter did to get through all this trouble? Does he tell the bartender, "Hey, when you see

[39:55] Cutter, you know Cutter, right? Stick this card on his glass." Why not just venue? >> What sort of booking are you after? >> Considering your history, would he be able to ignore any booking?

[40:12] >> I'm sure if you wait more than five don't know why you think that's it after being called here, especially to watch skeptical [ __ ] first, so that it will be immensely satisfying when you're

[40:25] >> It's very rare to see real magic. >> This guy doesn't think that Angier is does when they see this trick. >> Are you interested in helping us? little. Give them enough reason to doubt it.

[40:38] does his trick opening night, sure, it's a lot more theatrical, but he doesn't do would make people doubt it. >> But, I'm afraid I'm booked. The Moscow >> I'm glad the movie covered its bases by showing us how they acquired a venue for

[40:54] about that for the rest of the movie, and I wouldn't have been able to enjoy >> [applause] >> exceeds his imagination. theater not to sell tickets in the mezzanine? Also, it's kind of amazing

[41:07] that during the entire 100 shows, Borden never once tries to sneak up here and sake. >> Which means somewhere there is an open But, even if he wasn't Batman, I'm shocked he doesn't try to sneak up here

[41:19] >> 50 yards in a second. >> Actually, it was 9 seconds. I counted, and the fastest humans can run is 50 yards in 5 seconds. So, clearly the >> They do this every night after each performance.

[41:31] decide to go to bed instead of following them to see what happens next. They >> That man's trick, I don't know any secret. himself, but I don't know why it's so difficult to think that maybe, just

[41:43] more professional than Rip. Borden seems to think since Angier [ __ ] up on his there's no way he could do better on another attempt. I mean, they found a >> Who knows what kind of Hugh Jackman doubles there might be outside London?

[41:58] pretty damn good disguise with Fallon, can't think of anything better than Christian Bale wearing a beard when he comes to visit Angier's show. beginning of the movie. I'd give all the sins back if the movie just started

[42:11] playing all over again in an endless loop till civilization is ended and all continuously leaving us without the prestige by continuously giving us the >> I suppose if in the course of your delivery arrangements, your paths were

[42:24] mind. >> But, I thought Owens was supposed to this was why he was acting on Lord Caldwell's behalf, to be the face of the man he works for. Why would Cutter even have the chance to deliver this [ __ ]

[42:36] tunnel vision when it comes to his little girl, but somehow he never takes a look at Lord Caldwell until the movie is ready to reveal that it's Angier. >> Caldwell? Yes, [music] I am. I always have been.

[42:48] >> Isn't coming here like this risky? Is he really accounting on this tiny amount of everyone in this world completely face blind? >> Whatever your secret was, you have to agree

[43:00] you're no longer interested in the obsession that's dominated most of your life? Yours can be better and you could still look. You can have it all, Robert. >> So, instead of dumping the new Hugh each time, he had a hundred of these water

[43:13] traps made? Does he just have unlimited resources? Did he use the machine to plan seems like literal overkill. >> I work at the theater. he was going to say? They just pressed go on this hanging as soon as he said

[43:25] that [ __ ] Luckily for this big reveal, the lighting in this place is perfect so is one of the best reveals in cinema history. It may not have been perfect punch. >> We were both Fallon.

[43:37] >> I certainly hope these guys occasionally faked headaches or else these brothers >> I don't understand how it can be pleasing again. you don't trust your audience to see how truly clever you are.

[43:52] >> I see this bullet to the chest has a nice delay for dramatic monologue does this all work? In this test, Angier shows up directly in front of the giant direct the creation of the clone to be

[44:06] up in the balcony of the theater. I know this type of thing isn't important, but in the final 10 minutes, why not show us the magical shower head where the clone >> You don't really want to work it out. You want to be

[44:21] >> Try not getting chills on this last shot. because we wanted to make videos under 5 minutes or some [ __ ] Anyway, the origin

[44:35] projectionist when this movie came out and he interlocked two prints through he wanted to make sure the sound was good in each auditorium, which meant he had to sit through these logos, all 50 seconds of them, including a silent bat

[44:47] logo, seven goddamn times back on July 18th, 2008 at midnight. And oh yeah, he showed up. Good for them. Also, Discovery. Also, also, DC Comics. This are literally doing it a disservice to be in our stupid sins video. Again, so

[45:03] the producers. Aw, wasn't that cute? William Fichtner thinks that he's in the movie Heat, William Fichtner. Stop trying to be in the movie Heat. >> HEY, I KNOW YOU'RE a bad guy who blames others for your problems, but didn't you

[45:17] >> He's out, right? >> I mean, you thought he was out, too. You >> Where's the alarm guy? >> Boss told me when the guy was done, I >> Strangely, I didn't think that the same thing could happen to me should I have

[45:30] well. This guy ducks all the way to the floor, but the other robber shoots at >> What bus driver? >> Luckily, the bus driver comes crashing Joker from dying in his own double-crossing heist. Weird how Gotham

[45:44] patterned their whole license plate after Illinois and that Gotham, a city, has its own license plate. >> I believe whatever doesn't kill [music] >> I believe whatever doesn't kill [music] you simply makes you

[45:56] >> Bravo for one of the best villain reveals ever and of course, Heath William Fichtner just spit this thing out? Awesome. Joker time this so well he was able to get right into a queue of other school buses that just happened to

[46:09] the other buses seem to care because they're buses. Cameoing this idiot. fake Batmans but at least they have the wherewithal and know where a major drug stop it. I mean, what did you do when this was happening? That's right,

[46:24] where the Tumbler is coming from in this shot. We know it can do a lot of nifty Tumbler jump from to get here? 10 building across the street? Also if why is the Tumbler what he needs for the job? Does he really need a distraction?

[46:39] smashing up private property as long as bad guys get taken down. >> My detectives have been making drug buys with them for weeks. This bank was >> So how did you find out about the other four? This place got robbed and just

[46:53] behind that you could scan. Furthermore, why did it take until this bank got marked bills here? William Fichtner thought people should know this is a mob >> Do you trust him? Be hard to keep him

[47:06] stubborn as you are. >> If Batman really could do this, we where it matters. Here he's just being a dick for no reason. Bruce made Alfred go breakfast for no reason just because he couldn't be bothered to communicate.

[47:20] no limits. >> I guess you mean the mythos of Batman he can't shoot lasers out of his eyes just for one example. He can't drink can't do a passable Pacino impression. Should I keep going?

[47:34] >> This is like the preemptive you're late. Is he late for a reason? No. Does his another example of Hollywood having characters be late and or chided for Okay, so Bruce brought a gun into court to maybe kill Chill in the first movie.

[47:48] Now here a god damn witness has brought a gun into court to kill Dent and Gotham in their courtrooms. >> Lightly radiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop. >> Are you high? Gotham is home to some 30

[48:02] cities in the world. Their police department should have the funds for and technologies. >> The movie wants to make the DA know for but there are other better, more rational ways to do that. Like, say,

[48:15] video or audio of Gordon meeting with Batman on the roof where the Bat-Signal >> In this town, the fewer people know something, the safer the operation. SWAT teams in the area to know about it anyway. So, what's the difference if

[48:28] >> Wayne Tower looks different as >> Gotham City is proud of an ordinary >> Gordon just said in the previous scene that the official policy was to arrest Batman on sight. And now here's the city's DA telling a Russian ballerina

[48:41] saying he's wrong, but I am saying that this scene is really long and ultimately >> [laughter] >> The mob has metal detectors, but the kind of commentary, but Nolan never returns to it. So, I think it's just a

[48:53] sin, especially since Joker shows up later having totally bypassed it anyway. don't want to know. All I know is that these gangsters and Lau make more than require two dudes to haul a battery-powered TV into a kitchen for a

[49:06] >> As you all aware, >> Also, there is no camera on this TV and in sight. So, I'm kind of curious how he is able to see and hear them. >> I already have. >> How the [ __ ] do you pull that off? Does

[49:19] Lau own all these banks? There's no indication that he does, so how does he it? >> Oh, >> All these gangsters just sit calmly while this guy who stole 68 million from

[49:33] laughs like he owns the place. He even instantly murders one of their henchmen, awaiting his proposal, which they knew was coming somehow. >> It's simple. We uh kill the Batman. >> If it's so simple, why haven't you done

[49:46] >> This Maroni jabroni who took over for Falcone would be Tony at CinemaSins. >> Are we going to get that long-awaited Spawn versus Joker fight that I've been planning since 1997? It'll be part two of the Spawn kills clowns trilogy that

[49:59] fight between he and Pennywise. I've said it before, but putting a beacon on top of a roof where Batman regularly visits is probably not the best idea Batman. There are windows everywhere around this roof.

[50:12] >> Oh, yeah, Gordon. I almost had your rookie cold on a racketeering beat. Gordon she worked in a different department, how did you work that case in to the racketeering system in her first few months on the force? Dirty

[50:25] recruit her. Have you people ever been Shows do not just cancel for a week to go yachting in the Caribbean. There are that would happen. This is a cute plot point, but it would literally never

[50:38] happen. But also, if Bruce having an orgy with the Russian Ballet was such hear about it until they got to the theater? I don't really understand why jumping off a boat full of Russian Ballet dancers and swimming over to an

[50:50] telling people you're sick and quarantining yourself at Wayne Manor. to tell people of your odd behavior in this case, even if you've paid them that Bruce took the Russian Ballet

[51:02] flying to Hong Kong in this dinky plane. How many fueling stops is this going to make the mission to do this stupid alibi? >> Skip. >> I think, Mr. Fox,

[51:16] a simple phone call might have sufficed. >> The plan to take Lau out of Hong Kong that Bruce Wayne could be Batman. A mysterious trip to the Caribbean with off that boat, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises showing up in Hong Kong just

[51:29] with the cell phones that Lucius does. It wouldn't take long for some people to >> Hey, sir. >> Look, I'm certain this guard wouldn't designed to turn off all the power in the building, but I am absolutely

[51:43] certain that he would remember that Lucius left a phone here and that he probably also be wondering why Lucius even has a phone as he's walking out since you're not supposed to have one beyond the first floor.

[51:55] send-off for awesomeness. Just getting that out of the way now. Still don't know how these South Korean smugglers managed to fly into goddamn Hong Kong picking them up. But as we all know, smuggling stuff in and out of South

[52:07] Korea is probably the same as this, so no questions are required. And then criminal out on the sidewalk where any number of corrupt [ __ ] on the needed to. Why not the roof that the MCU? Turn on the beacon. Maybe give

[52:20] Gordon a call. She finds a Joker card in her folder and dismisses it. What the There is a known killer criminal out here known as the Joker and he is widely known to leave Joker playing cards at the scene of his crimes. This lady just

[52:32] accident, doesn't give it a second thought, and has she been watching the >> 549 criminals at once. How did you convince >> This isn't even feasible. Any non-movie judge would have separated these

[52:45] this fake Batman hanging, Joker would have needed to enter a government him off the roof with the rope around his neck so that it would hit this exact government building again undetected even after the mayor likely would have

[52:59] called for a shutdown of some sort after seeing something like this. And timing and at the window would be literally impossible. you've known her your whole life. >> Oh, not yet, sir.

[53:11] work for Joker and are not cops and that's just for us, the audience, right? other. A neighbor is surely going to remember two guys here leading her to convoluted plan. He snuck poison into the commissioner's desk, but he has to

[53:25] hire extras to bomb the judge? That's preposterous. Is it just a coincidence Joker wants to kill personally is currently at Bruce Wayne's penthouse? pretty lucky that this couple is up here during the Harvey Dent fundraiser

[53:39] slipped into a panic room when Joker arrived. Otherwise, how the hell are after this scene? He never shows back up to the party after Joker throws Rachel >> Well, hello, beautiful. >> Heath Ledger character is attracted to a

[53:52] Gyllenhaal cliche. >> A little fighting you. me. >> Wow, bravo to the party guests for not giving away that they saw Batman. Unless the movie is saying Batman walked in

[54:04] now. This element of surprise here is really the element of some lies. >> It is kind of funny thinking about Bruce having to stop halfway through getting the Batsuit on to put an inch of eye black all around both eyes. They hit

[54:16] have a bunch of broken bones. >> Let's not do that again. upstairs utterly terrorizing the remaining guests, having his henchmen closet with the broom handle in it, and finding and killing Dent. You say he's

[54:30] not doing any of that? He just apparently left? The hell? I really love invading the privacy of the entire city. >> He's putting it in tomorrow's paper. manufacturing plant that makes custom playing cards, endless henchmen that

[54:44] he get all this set up when he can barely go 5 minutes without three subject changes? As he himself later says, he's just a dog chasing cars, man, did the contractors that built this underground concrete bunker lab not tell

[54:58] wildly that it was for Batman? I guess Batman ends up using that Tenet god damn impossible. >> What? >> For some reason, I didn't stop doing

[55:11] there was no reason to do all this work anymore. >> You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals

[55:24] to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this thought Bruce Wayne was Batman. He merely provided proof that Batman is using Wayne Tech. It's a huge leap for Fox to assume dude suspected Wayne and

[55:39] an even huger shock that it turns out that's actually what he thought. Also, but Fox should know better than to leave it at this because as we see later, this But, because Bruce owns fast Lambos and Alfred can hack the local hospital

[55:53] life. >> And there's a sound for every left when >> But, you do realize there's no telling who actually put that bullet in the gun, wasn't Joker, but rather some lifelong criminal already in your database with a

[56:05] bad address is all for nothing, right? I know it's not for nothing because Joker on this bullet to lead Batman to an apartment because he somehow knew that Batman would cut out a brick from a wall and run fancy pants forensics on it to

[56:18] be able to even see the fingerprint Joker planted. But, also, don't bullets casing when the bullet is fired? And that would mean you're double, maybe finding the fingerprint on this bullet. >> Lucius, I'm playing this one pretty

[56:32] >> I think you mean vest. >> Make good on his threat in the obituary [music] column of the Gotham Times to kill the mayor. instead somehow slipped a fake obituary for the mayor into the Gotham Times? You

[56:46] in place to keep people from just slipping their own news articles into Look, there are a bunch of cars over here on the left, trucks too, and a warehouse. Are you telling me none of them ever wonders why a motorcycle or

[56:59] earlier, comes racing out of a shipping container? >> When he got on the roof. >> We're tight, but frankly, there's a lot >> No [ __ ] >> Number of policies that he enacted as

[57:11] commissioner were unpopular. Policies that flooded my office with angry calls >> This is a hell of a eulogy. We're here to mourn a guy that frankly nobody >> He took our guns, uniforms.

[57:23] happening? Never mind, I'll just look out this Waldo player. Why didn't they tell death? Why couldn't they put them in a squad car, tell them what's up about the

[57:35] headquarters where they could be safely protected and hidden from public view put a woman and her children through what will amount to years of trauma, all because you didn't trust them to keep a secret. This is evil. A fight scene in a

[57:48] to death? Why hasn't Nolan been hired by Marvel yet? for wouldn't kill me. >> Not even if you landed on your head? >> His name's Schiff, Thomas. He's a paranoid schizophrenic.

[58:01] >> How the [ __ ] does Batman know that? Wasn't able to identify this guy before Maroni's ass the last half hour. I remember seeing this the first time and totally knows every single person in Arkham." And I was like, "Fuck you.

[58:14] Nolan universe?" And then some [ __ ] a couple of [ __ ] tried to tell me this guy was Scarecrow. And he is of course not the [ __ ] Scarecrow. Rachel? >> Everything except those boxes over there

[58:26] >> Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. I've called this press >> Bruce, who is determined to turn himself in so the Joker will stop killing conference instead of just going to Gordon. And thank god he does because

[58:39] Batman instead. >> I am the Batman. well that the Joker probably wouldn't believe this nonsense. The movie's done Harvey could be Batman, but we're talking about someone who could put the

[58:52] pieces together to know this is a total lie. They have a helicopter escort and a route to county didn't maybe have some apocalyptic fires on it. >> Obstruction ahead, obstruction ahead. Damn it. All units divert down on the

[59:05] >> Lower fifth, we'll be like turkeys on Thanksgiving down there. can't divert this convoy somewhere else or have a backup plan in place and that best choice. You can't go around? Are you telling me you'd rather go to an

[59:20] sidewalk for a little bit to get back on course? There's even a park next to that This truck comes out of nowhere to hit car holding Harvey that is directly behind it somehow misses running right

[59:34] which is god damn impossible unless editing covers it up, which it does. Why >> I didn't sign up for this. >> Dude, you are in what is basically the military for cops. You signed up for this. Two different times in a row Joker

[59:48] police car in front of the SWAT van instead of the SWAT van itself, which is literally directly across from Joker. Is he trying to lead the SWAT van with the rocket that speed? And Batman didn't show up earlier than this because

[1:00:07] seen in my whole damn life. This helicopter is about to be undone by a couple of wires between buildings, but this route was 100% determined by the Gordon, but the movie isn't revealing that yet. So how were Joker's dudes

[1:00:20] ready for this? Did he have 100 guys and 100 buildings with harpoon guns to cover 100 buildings with harpoon guns to cover every possibility? There's a parallel universe where Batman accidentally kills these kids.

[1:00:34] who is pretending he doesn't want to get arrested by a Gordon who is pretending that I'm pretending that this makes sense.

[1:00:46] >> I think you mean vest. Again, even though last time it was Bruce saying that to Lucius and wait, you emphasized do here as though you would also Gordon where he said he was keeping things close to the chest. That

[1:00:58] is with this [ __ ] line? Commissioner Gordon, it's about time. Gordon was probably wondering whose wife he had to [ __ ] to get a promotion around. Oh. >> Harvey Dent never made it home. >> Says who? His girlfriend? She is also

[1:01:11] home? these uh these civilized people >> Entire point of the movie is how wrong this guy is about this message. And yet,

[1:01:25] this was 2008. And I look around today, dude might have a point, yo. to have to play my little game if you want to save one of them. the other game from Batman Forever. Why does the handle on this door go all the

[1:01:39] metal chair can be wedged under it? This is way too much handle. >> Hey, and while you're at it, you might Maybe there are cops nearby both locations. I mean, worth a try, right?

[1:01:52] you. >> Well, Rachel, one of us is about to die, way, we are both tied up next to a bunch of flammable barrels, and this is believe I let that kid in sixth grade take all my Transformers in exchange for

[1:02:06] what's going on with me. >> Do you want to know >> No. Duct tapes Joker's mouth shut. The end. >> I just like to know why this guy even needed to be in here. He could easily

[1:02:20] and had somebody stand guard outside the door. And since Joker's so important him, why not put his handcuffs back on? I mean, god damn it. >> I JUST want my phone call. >> This works. After the inmate bomb goes

[1:02:34] off, it shreds a whole floor of the MCU, and somehow Joker is just by himself. the explosion, but it's almost like nobody even runs this place anymore to the point that Joker can just break Lau out with absolutely nobody around. It's

[1:02:48] retelling of the leftovers, where people just disappear for no reason. >> Accepting a marriage proposal when one of you is going to die. >> Back at the MCU, the Joker's gone. >> How will they ever do phase five now?

[1:03:01] >> Let's talk about the Joker's plan. >> Do I really look like a guy with a plan? going to be caught in the first place. Odd, since you got arrested by Gordon, supposed to arrest you if he didn't? You You sent to prison knowing that some

[1:03:16] sewn into his stomach was going to be sent to the same prison. You knew no one him through a metal detector or or any of that and that no one would care when he begged for a doctor. You knew that they'd ask you at the perfect time about

[1:03:30] Gordon's own guy was supposed to take him home. Then you knew they'd put some while the others went searching for Rachel and Harvey. I guess if this plan others lined up and even if you don't escape you still create chaos but the

[1:03:44] fact that this was your plan A and it got pulled off without a hitch is some massive bull sh >> When I told you that if Gotham no longer together I meant it. But now I'm sure the day

[1:03:57] Batman. >> Moving the goal posts. I love that Rachel was still going to give this devastating note to Bruce in his current thought Rachel was going to be with him. Then he takes the note back. Like this

[1:04:12] Why did you even think about giving it to him right now? >> That bandit in the forest in Burma. >> [snorts] >> We burned the forest down.

[1:04:26] from stealing? >> Do you know who >> The real question is why did anyone pick up Rachel? Where was she being picked up before Harvey was put in the armored van and before that she was at Bruce's

[1:04:39] indication that she needed a ride at any point during all this. Jesus, how did whole left side of his face was engulfed in flames. How did he protect the detonator out of bricks of cash only to burn it later.

[1:04:53] >> I'm only burning my half. >> I bet right about now Lau wishes he Christopher Lee in the annual harvest. >> I want you to call in every officer. hospital and start evac and search. >> Why didn't I do this when Rachel and

[1:05:06] the [ __ ] knows? I just got this commissioner's job. Holy [ __ ] there immediately do murder. Why wouldn't this text just tell him immediately who he cell phone screen goes to this message, you can see two others sitting in his

[1:05:20] message queue as if Alfred texted this [ __ ] to him like he was on AOL Messenger. Dent didn't lose his mind until Joker removes the face mask and still was an already obviously Joker in a face mask.

[1:05:32] fast? The last we left him, he was calling into the Anthony Michael Hall he'd blow up a hospital. Then in just a few minutes, he's at Gotham General in a full of money located right next to the hospital or did he use his Joker powers

[1:05:47] Joker set up all these explosives in the hospital in the short amount of time he the inside who can help you, this is a large-scale demolition that you wouldn't line. >> Having people literally dial your own

[1:06:01] Ramirez to do anything? You saw her name implicated on the text from Alfred. for that [ __ ] don't we? Once Berg was taken care of, nobody else could possibly be compromised, I guess. Then somehow Joker kidnaps Angle and sets up

[1:06:15] this live broadcast, which means Joker took this bus and somehow found Angle Gordon and the lawyers' escape in the last 5 minutes or so. And this is definitely Joker behind the camera as he can't help make an appearance by the end

[1:06:27] >> Mr. Fox, security is showing a break-in at the R&D department. him that he was going to be down at the R&D department rather than triggering would have to come investigate? Wouldn't the building's security be prompted to

[1:06:40] investigate this? I'm team Lucius here. Batman is a detective. Find the Joker. You don't need to [ __ ] And it is very stupidly illegal and wrong. >> Don't stop for lights, cops, nothing. >> From the moment this guy closes the door

[1:06:53] his driver instructions, the car is already in full motion, which means Maroni somehow completely missed that Harvey was sitting next to him this went from zero to 60 in half a second before the driver could even get behind

[1:07:06] as Joker advised him to do, but I still don't think he's done revenging enough there's something going on on the ferries. >> Yeah, no [ __ ] I'll hand it to Joker, he's constantly one or two steps ahead,

[1:07:19] potential danger of the ferries once Joker threatened the bridges and tunnels detective in the world, should have focused all his energy on those ferries unethical cell phone sonar set up down in R&D. Wait, Joker's reading from a

[1:07:33] script? I thought it was some plan. There was a whole speech about it. you to pack up and put the kids in the car right away. >> Like the incompetence of Gordon is astounding here. I don't blame his wife

[1:07:45] running through my head would be, why couldn't he call me himself? Even if time to tell Ramirez all this [ __ ] So, why hasn't Gordon told his wife, "Don't phone call telling you to do something."

[1:07:57] >> [laughter] >> She's right. >> Where my family died. >> Well, you and Rachel were dating, you of dragging her feet on answering, so you guys weren't family at all.

[1:08:11] people. The clowns are our hostages. >> It's at times like these I wish I had a have to leave like this to chance. >> The tally is 140 against 396 for. >> Oh, you do not have 536 tiny slips of paper in that [ __ ] helmet.

[1:08:26] >> We're still here. That means they haven't killed us yet, either. Pennsylvania and count their mail-in ballots last, meaning there could be a boat right now, but the don't blow up the boat crowd skewed more mail-in,

[1:08:39] causing a delay and potentially a stop the count chant that is making it hard could have predicted that dogs would be a factor in this movie after Batman weakness to the new Batman armor? Why couldn't this [ __ ] have built some

[1:08:52] web fluid to come out of his wrist to trap dogs if he encountered them? I character throwing the detonator away last time we did this, so we shall in Batman's wrist projectiles work, but I find it hilarious how they aren't in the

[1:09:06] shot, but in a few seconds Batman's got the whole battering bonanza exposed. His how did he press the proper buttons? We'll never know. Batman throws Joker a huge head start, Batman's able to shoot this grappling hook straight down

[1:09:19] some monumental bull. The movie cheated that thing. Where are the wounds that should be on Joker's face and neck after Batman shot the blades into him? >> See, madness, as you know, is

[1:09:32] like gravity. All it takes is a little push. for this performance, even if I've removed sins for it already. It's crazy movie, to the point where The Dark Knight Rises noticeably misses him and

[1:09:46] scenes in that movie, but it's not the same, not by a long shot. Harvey being this mad at Gordon makes zero sense. It was Gordon's men that betrayed Dent and Rachel. Everyone else he's gone after had direct impact on the death of

[1:09:59] thing earlier about thinking Gordon's people were crooked back in the day. Is that the extent of this grudge? >> You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey. stealthy like this, why didn't you just sneak up, grab the gun, save the kid,

[1:10:12] you have the capability to do that. get tails, there'll be nobody left to shoot Gordon. Why am I asking this? Thanks, Batman. Seems like you could

[1:10:25] have done this five minutes ago. >> Five dead, two of them cops. Maroni's henchmen, Maroni, and Maroni's driver, and then he punched Ramirez. So, this five figure or two cops, unless Ramirez died from that punch after the

[1:10:40] >> I killed those people. That's what I can be. >> Aren't people going to wonder why you killed those people and didn't kill one professional detective to know that makes no sense. Why can't those just be

[1:10:53] whatever? Why the [ __ ] does Batman need to take the blame for this? No one could didn't want you giving this letter to Bruce right after Rachel died, but I all. >> Because he's the hero Gotham deserves.

[1:11:07] >> Boy, that sounds great. This line will come, even though it makes [ __ ] no sense.

[1:11:22] else in the film have bodyguard projections when they go to limbo? Cobb rope climb. doesn't know what the kick is. The architect gets every detail [music] of

[1:11:35] pillow gun and the carpet stains, but gets the material of the carpet wrong. story he doesn't get a name and then disappears for the rest of the film. noise when standing underneath a helicopter. I have two things to say

[1:11:47] very hard. Two, it's actually impossible. Look. knows he's going into Cobol Energy's backyard and that they want him dead,

[1:12:01] but he has no escape plan in mind except to run? A white guy in Mombasa stands that definitely means the guy we're chasing went this way. These bounty is beyond convenient. Honestly, why would a guy this omniscient even need

[1:12:15] look, it's the scientist from Avatar playing exactly the same character. chair starting to fall over, but earlier Cobb's chair fell all the way into the flight attendant pulls this curtain, then turns to get the briefcase, then

[1:12:28] only able to do because the curtain is now open again. This guy is standing all? >> Smoke them! support the claim that he didn't kill

[1:12:41] psychiatrists. >> Because that's not suspicious at all. >> But why didn't you just wait for forensic science to prove that your wife And you know, your fingerprints aren't anywhere in the ransacked hotel room. If

[1:12:54] the [ __ ] don't they leave this warehouse in a tank? Van going in the water, that's a kick. Van tumbling over and over on its side, not a kick. Got it? angles. Why do the rules of gravity extend to the second level dream but not

[1:13:07] they've all gone flying off the mountain into the air? Fisher partners up with only true rival in worldwide energy domination, and whom he doesn't recognize. The paradox thing is cool, but it only happens because the back

[1:13:20] >> Arthur has a couple minutes. >> So you're saying in a couple of minutes Smith dude, retrieves the charges, arranges these dudes in a stack, obtains idiots, moves them down the hall, puts them in the elevator, places the charges

[1:13:33] wires, places the charge on the elevator, unties the idiots, and then minutes? >> Just use the defibrillator to revive she makes it sound. >> I mean, Mal's going to be down there.

[1:13:46] She'll have Fisher. >> Mal is Cobb's projection, and not a real after Cobb shoots her? And how is she able to kidnap Fisher before Cobb even of the ocean, completely dry just moments later. Why is he making a ransom

[1:13:59] basically just talking to himself here. He could be rescuing Fisher. Considering hotel dream level above, and the fact that everyone gets out of limbo by suicide, is there even a reason for this explosion? Or does he just like to blow

[1:14:12] horrible falling deaths from a skyscraper when she could have just shot used to shoot Mal. Cobb is basically the same age, but Saito's super old even same time. US citizens don't get passports stamped upon returning to the

[1:14:25] country. Awesome. Happily ever after. Hey, do the Cobol Engineering people talk about totems. Why is Cobb's totem just a normal top, hollowed out or otherwise jacked up? Arthur won't let Ariadne touch his

[1:14:39] number it's supposed to land on, but then everyone knows a top falls. There's Cobb's totem. Also, why does a totem show up in the dream in the first place? subconsciously? Are they able to control it? And if they are, why can't they

[1:14:52] minds while they're in dreams? Why do they even have to be behind the wheel of Cobb's totem, which is a no-no, but then it that was in limbo, so is that bad? inside the dreams? Like, why can't the method for determining your own

[1:15:06] have a totem in your pocket? Just don't take the totem into the dream. Do I have a totem in my pocket right now? Hmm, no. Still dreaming. he's dreaming or not. You're just going to let that top spin and make it wobble

[1:15:18] a bit and tease us with a cut to black. You brilliant mother another unnecessary bat logo. And oh yeah, DC Comics.

[1:15:32] >> They're not my friends. >> What if CIA agent Little Finger here hoods right now? What's Bane's plan then? There are no non-cinematic reasons to fly a plane this close to a mountain. >> TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE

[1:15:46] >> OF all the questions Janson from The Maze Runner wants to ask about Bane, this is the first one he lands on. >> Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

[1:15:58] dead, of course. >> The opening plane crash here looks neat, but it's pretty nonsensical and unimportant to the main plot. Yes, this the only human being alive who can create a nuke from Gotham's secret

[1:16:10] reactor, but my point is that this film felt compelled to try and top the opening heist of Dark Knight. And in doing so, created a confusing beautiful really ultimately matter. Oh my, they brought a whole dead body with them to

[1:16:23] Dr. Pavel's blood ends up in the wreckage. Does a crash scene investigator dive into something like this and say, "Huh, this body seems to was he able to change his bone structure and dental work since his last checkup?

[1:16:36] this star witness to Bane's organization going down in a mysterious plane crash. New York City and I don't like it. >> Harvey Dent Day may not be our oldest >> I know Batman said to blame the murders in Dark Knight on him and keep Harvey a

[1:16:51] made a holiday named after him? The [ __ ] years after the events of The Dark Knight?

[1:17:03] >> Okay, no one sees him tonight except Alfred and Catwoman, but also how do you not know you're working a catering job at goddamn Bruce Wayne's house? >> Why are you wasting your time trying to talk to a man who threw away your

[1:17:16] investment on some save-the-world vanity project? airplane sequence at the beginning so that I wouldn't get bored with the but I am now bored of all the business and the politics of this party. I

[1:17:29] lucked into this mansion access by being the one Alfred pointed out in the She didn't plan that. And why didn't Alfred just do it himself? Here is a Manor that has three lamps turned on,

[1:17:42] protective covering while leaving a credenza with family keepsakes and an armoire with an archery target uncovered. Do I have that right? Bruce this whole ass breakfast for no reason just because he couldn't be bothered to

[1:17:54] built this new Batcave under the new Wayne Manor complete with rising platforms coming out of the water and not tell everyone they know that they >> Trying to find out more about our jewel thief.

[1:18:07] only ran the Wi-Fi down here into the Batcave and there are no other computers searches from. >> My fingerprints was printer toner. Mixes graphite on the safe. Gives a good pull and it's untraceable.

[1:18:21] >> But you traced it. That seems to make it traceable, no? And why would printer toner and graphite be untraceable? >> I'd ship you a chimpanzee >> That's a pretty huge leap, Alfred. Bruce is depressed because Rachel died and

[1:18:34] you're They're to a with chimps as a solution? Like uh I don't want to be suggesting therapy? Xanax? >> It's the voice of my >> City of 30 million and I just found the body of a kid I know. Weird.

[1:18:48] >> So, you can live down there. Just say there's work down there. >> So, they come all the way back up and send Hallmark cards to tell you this? credibility? >> Friends outside just hit send.

[1:19:00] missing congressman's phone, which will bring a SWAT team to this bar. But, to be waiting outside when she was leaving with Bruce's mom's pearls. Then, to get his phone. If not for him, what was her plan to get away from Striver,

[1:19:14] who wants to kill her now that he's got what he wants? just outside the bar for some reason. back door of this bar where they think the congressman is.

[1:19:29] Murder. The SWAT rate is a mess. They run in, a gunfight ensues, and then they we only see for like a split second. That leads to Gordon going into the sewers and Bane stealing Gordon's Harvey Dent is an [ __ ] letter, which sounds

[1:19:41] nobody can find Bane in the sewers after this, and the only consequence of the letter is that when Bane reads it on TV, Gordon feels bad. alley and the congressman is still back at the bar. One of Bane's men is

[1:19:54] escape because that makes all the sense in the world. What's the end game? Does team from up here? >> You tree, y'all with me? going to go after two [ __ ] in a sewer when he's got a whole SWAT team

[1:20:08] >> It's a gas explosion, kid. What kind of gas is a sewer? Batman think there are no gases in a sewer? we'll never find him. >> True, true, you may never find Gordon

[1:20:21] luckily, Blake can find him immediately because after all, he was shown a kid's where Gordon went. >> And if I go get a warrant for the investigation of Harvey Dent's murder, does it still count as unscheduled.

[1:20:33] any reason, you will need a judge. And in this case, you will need to give the suggests the murder as closed is says Batman killed Harvey Dent. There is no mention of Bruce Wayne in the Dent

[1:20:46] murder records. Third, you just wanted a line that suggested this beat cop knows would Alfred let him in? Thereby confirming dude's suspicion. before. It's the same one I taught myself.

[1:20:59] knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, but it relies on a look one guy had on his face that another guy recognized and just ain't evidence. >> The foundation is funded by the profits of Wayne Enterprises.

[1:21:13] >> It's a little insulting that Bruce has never been told or didn't already realize that he was helping fund orphanages and a couple years ago no one out. I love that this movie wants us to believe that the first Wayne Manor

[1:21:25] burned down and then 8 to 10 years later they built a new one that looks like it was built in 1725 in France. Also, painstakingly building an 18th century dirt driveway so every coming and going kicks up a new layer of dust on the

[1:21:39] window and goes repelling down to where Gordon is and I guess no one ever comes into the room and sees the window open and a cable going down and no one asks, room?" Everyone is wearing a mask here except Bruce Wayne and I guess that's

[1:21:54] nose I'm kind of bored with it already. >> You think all this can last? There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. >> There's a storm coming in a Batman movie and quite lovely. >> Why do both Lucius and Alfred mention

[1:22:08] how lovely Miranda Tate is as if she and Bruce have some sort of relationship romantic. They might as well say, "I saw Kate Upton in the Sports Illustrated not dating Justin Verlander yet. She's quite lovely, hint hint."

[1:22:20] >> Works fine. I'll put it on autopilot. Bruce to tinker with the software, but Wayne R&D did not have problems with the autopilot, you [ __ ] >> The city needs Bruce Wayne.

[1:22:33] >> Cool, cool, cool, Alfred, but where was this energy the last 8 years when Bruce >> I said no rye, man. >> You said no rye? If you order a sandwich don't like rye bread, you substitute another bread. But your order would not

[1:22:46] be like, "I'll take a Reuben, no rye." Because then you get a pile of corned beef and sauerkraut. There's only a single two-door entrance to the entire outside right now. This will become important shortly. In fact, this will be

[1:22:58] duration of the chase because they go in a tunnel and when they come out, it's >> I'm going to take down the Batman. >> Hey, I get it. Batman is a wanted criminal, but I don't understand how you just forget, "Well, I'll let Blake send

[1:23:10] >> So, what about the armed robbers? >> [screaming] supposed to be Batman from some lofty perch that he somehow got to before this Batman, he was pretty far behind. In fact, we see him here driving to some

[1:23:24] background. But somehow, that's supposed to mean he got here before the bad guy and climbed up what? A street lamp for the hostage rescue? Now he's timing the Batpod to crash into this dude from his right to the left. So, somewhere Batman

[1:23:36] drove behind this dude to his left, sped past him on some other hidden road, then zigged back over to his right to somehow time this crash. And I'm still wondering dude's bike while setting this up at the same time. Batman is cornered, but he

[1:23:50] truck and other that he can use to make a magic escape ramp. I see all these somehow there isn't anybody who can head him off. Not until he gets all the way Why do all the cops stop at the entrance of the alley instead of pursuing him? Is

[1:24:05] before the movie's big reveal of the Bat? Oh, sure, the Bat is cool. I just here without anyone noticing in the first place. Later he parks it on a roof logical, but here, it's just in the street where any hobo can pee on it. And

[1:24:20] directly to Daggett Industries where it landed and Batman got out and did a the surrounding buildings filmed and photographed. Wait, no? A flying thingy just escaped all attention? This is like 1998's Godzilla, when Godzilla travels

[1:24:34] anyone hearing or seeing it. >> I want what you owe me. home with a bunch of his henchmen around was the best time to do that? This guy least eight people shooting at Catwoman and Batman from here, and they all suck.

[1:24:48] >> Those weren't street thugs. They were trained killers. They were trained killers. >> [laughter] >> Honestly, this video makes him look slow and encumbered.

[1:25:00] but no more. >> Bruce was entirely in his Batman suit sans cowl when they left the cave, so Alfred apparently waited while Bruce black clothing before he continued the conversation.

[1:25:13] >> Seems you made a series of large put options on the futures exchange, >> Why would anything that happened at the stock exchange while it was getting terrorized by Bane ever be considered legit, even if Bruce's fingerprints were

[1:25:25] if you look at the time of the purchases and can see that they were initiated at >> I'll show you the reactor. The meeting is there in 35 minutes, so you better >> So, Lucius couldn't just call Bruce about all this and tell him there was a

[1:25:39] meeting with Miranda until now? >> Please keep hands and feet inside the >> For Lucius, these words are supposed to convey to the other person that the into a secret underground area. >> Looks like you need a ride, huh?

[1:25:51] >> Are you stalking his ass? How and why the [ __ ] are you here in uniform and apparently on duty? >> The idea was to be a symbol. Batman can drug deals in parking garages at the beginning of The Dark Knight, then

[1:26:05] Batman can't be anybody. >> He needs to find Bane. Says you know his way to Old Town to have conversations like this with Selina shocking that she doesn't catch on that Bruce is Bats. Bruce says his powerful

[1:26:18] Bane. She says she'll think about it and in a city with 30 million people, them no end. >> I'll get more men. Work a grid. I want have a good idea where Bane is just by tracing wherever Gordon came out of that

[1:26:34] outside of the same tunnel. McNulty from The Wire would have this all by the second episode of season 2. >> Lose the uniform. You're working for me >> So that could also be a coincidence. >> You're a detective now, son.

[1:26:47] coincidences anymore. >> So you transferred him to your unit and found one thing and full metal jacket hates him and that's enough for you to hates him and that's enough for you to go all in on this

[1:27:01] is not. It almost played better if there was a scene earlier where Ra's is telling Joey that he hasn't had sex for 6 months. Wait, Bruce. Wait, Alfred. Not 6 months. Wait, Bruce. Wait, Alfred. Not That was a Freudian slip.

[1:27:16] >> At what? Poking a fire? Making a fire? Doing either while one of your hands is holding the rug over your boobs so you don't test the ratings board? the spot they never specified, he's going to stand atop this bridge and just

[1:27:29] mansion too early actually. Needs to to kill me. >> Instead of just running? You go on from here and run. So seems like you see the upside to it. Did you have to turn in

[1:27:42] going to run? >> Mr. Wayne. >> The comics went to great lengths to show you that Bane was a genius, smarter even gives Bane all the knowledge he needs as it goes along without explanation.

[1:27:54] >> Peace has cost you your strength. >> We also don't understand how Bane got him, but they never go into the story of the venom and how it impacts Bane. In this movie, Bane is just a super short guy that is stronger than everyone else

[1:28:06] Will you stop cutting AWAY FROM THE FIGHT, GOD DAMN YOU? did Bane score any points with it? >> Then I will break you. >> Did Bane find Reese from the last movie and figure out that Bruce kept a whole

[1:28:20] this that they could just set up explosives and blow out the bottom floor tech? The problem with [ __ ] like this is they never explain how Bane knows this is here. Also, how's he going to drive that Tumbler out of the sewers? Is that

[1:28:33] one just like a throwaway Tumbler? Like a loss leader? Even all these Bane soldiers climbing up into the armory are still climbing up into a basement. So, here? How did Bruce Wayne get the original [ __ ] out of here? Is there a

[1:28:45] Office? No matter how many times you rewind it or slow it down, it will always look like something came out of Bane's chest that broke Batman's back impact of the break is shown well before Batman could have reached Bane's knee.

[1:28:57] Instead of killing Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, Bane has his broken body dragged the same prison Bane himself grew up in and leaves a TV cuz he wants Bruce to watch Gotham fall, I guess. But also, how stupid is it that this is a pit in

[1:29:10] the earth prison no one escapes from, but they have cable? She didn't hurt that dude. She just did a cartwheel and I guess he screamed on about her ability to survive a mostly male prison. Every single scene with

[1:29:24] boring and lame and just makes this movie longer. ever made it? >> Dude, you listen to Alfred's extremely this prison, right? He was wrong about

[1:29:37] really a reason TO SEND >> EVERYONE! you want to have some police above ground? >> I only need one other board member. There are eight others waiting.

[1:29:51] >> Yeah, like miles away or some [ __ ] since they're all on the top floor of Wayne completely. Why didn't you just take all the board members down here just in case? It's kind of amazing they can hire someone like Selina Kyle to lift

[1:30:03] they couldn't do the same thing to get all the board members' fingerprints and just do all these biometrics without all the drama in the first place. EXCHANGE, wasn't it? >> Holy [ __ ] he recognized that guy from

[1:30:15] that far away? Why does Gotham have a football team if 50,000 of its 30 show up and sell out a home game? And then suddenly the stands are completely explosion stopped right at the end zone. And you know what that means, six

[1:30:29] his handgun earlier, he's drowning his sorrows with a shotgun. >> If one person crosses this bridge, Gotham gets blown to hell. >> Why? Why didn't you just blow a hole in this bridge like you did the other 12?

[1:30:42] Yeah, this is GCN, Gotham City News. This television is halfway around the world in a very old part of the world and several hundred feet underground. Even the electricity to run this TV is suspect, but the signal from GCN is full

[1:30:54] lost my virginity. >> I praise the madman who tried to murder >> We're at this moment because Gordon and Batman couldn't come up with a better Dark Knight. It's like it had to start over with Bruce agonizing on whether to

[1:31:10] much The Dark Knight Rises as it is letter? But also he only reads like a couple paragraphs tops. What's in the eh? Context could be important. >> GOTHAM IS YOURS.

[1:31:30] protruding from your back, it has to be put back. punch your back really hard, look, I don't know if this works or not, I >> Sit like this until you stand. >> Next shot is Bruce with a full [ __ ]

[1:31:44] And are you seriously telling me he sat here in this armpit torture swing for breaks? Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene. Thankfully for the don't have rearview mirrors. Bruce doesn't die from this fall three times

[1:31:58] over. I'm honestly surprised the rope didn't literally slice his body in two. >> You're talking to a child here. I'm no ordinary child. born in hell. >> So therefore, that kid had amazing

[1:32:12] surroundings. Movie tries to make me think this is Bane when they clearly child, which of course means it's going to be Miranda. Nobody knew who Joey King was back in 2012, but this is 2022 and I feel superior, so here's a sin.

[1:32:27] situation. >> Continuing to trust Miss Tate without any of the geniuses in this movie doing a proper background check on her. removed it from the reactor. >> Here's the important part.

[1:32:39] >> Why the [ __ ] does Blake have to do color commentary on Lucius's exposition? Rise. >> [ __ ] you, Bruce. You never cared to ask before now. This climb does look daunting, but also remember, his back

[1:32:51] was literally broken a few months ago and now his biggest obstacle is this climb. And of course, the pit spews just bats because Batman. Can you even see >> Miss Tate, I I can't ask you to do that.

[1:33:03] >> Look, I was Joey King once and I think that if I really try, I can be Joey King your character eat an apple and then throw the bitten apple to the kid who stole the apple from two other [ __ ] It'll make you look even more like an

[1:33:16] >> Pretty generous for a thief. >> Wow, how the [ __ ] did Bruce make the trip from halfway across the world to here in this amount of time? Last time he had Alfred pick him up. This time Alfred doesn't love him anymore. Also,

[1:33:28] this very moment? Also, also, Bruce Wayne comes back into town and his first he wants her to ride the bike and blow up a single tunnel entrance blockage? >> When did he get that [ __ ] Was it left in his personal bag while in prison, or

[1:33:43] [ __ ] up? >> But tomorrow that bomb's going off. stuff right at the last minute, didn't you? Why do these guys shoot Ross, throw a grenade down into the sewer to kill the other cops, but leave Blake alive?

[1:33:55] I'm sure the burning bat signal is a moment for some, but I just think about it all the time. Batman wasted doing this. Also, how do you pour gasoline from the frozen river all the way up to the bridge so precisely and no one sees

[1:34:07] >> Well, it would have been impossible if giant fire in the shape of a bat. Doesn't actually mean that Batman is back. I mean, he is back, but Bane can't know this from seeing a giant fire in

[1:34:19] >> I might hit the button when it starts. >> Batman plays the pronoun game so that Gordon has to ask what the hell it is. This guy falls down for no reason, too. >> Even if you time an official stopwatch to start counting as soon as Batman

[1:34:32] finishes saying the word throw, this bomb blows up way before five. We got up the footage, which we only did because we stupidly thought our videos I'll play the whole thing for you and you can use your own stopwatch. Here we

[1:34:45] go. Three, two, one. >> Count to five then throw. the roof where he parked it last. With Bane's men everywhere, how did they miss

[1:35:00] for the first time ever and does it in snowy conditions. Okay, look. So, to the construction. Fine. But I can't think of a single reason why these cops didn't fan out to occupy the opposite sidewalk, which is completely open. Was there not

[1:35:14] a talk before this battle started to just go ahead and gang tackle Bane or futilely going one-on-one because we know this is Batman's fight. >> So, are you okay back to die with your city?

[1:35:27] I came back to stop you. >> Famous superhero dialogue ever. Also, it's super nice that this giant mob to not run into Batman and Bane while they have this talk. His intentions are

[1:35:41] bunch of little kids to warn people about the bomb instead of putting them all on the safety bus is [ __ ] up. At this point, Bane's punches taking out the column was built out of snack crackers.

[1:35:53] >> Do not interfere with him. >> Miranda waits until Bane springs a plot scene so we can get the full story before she does any evil [ __ ] A simple knife! >> But my father could not accept Bane. He

[1:36:07] >> But my father could not accept Bane. He saw only a monster whose very existence wife to die in. >> And his own kid didn't? >> Vengeance against the man who killed him is simply a reward for my patience.

[1:36:20] >> My question is, why did you [ __ ] You already got what you wanted before you have wild passionate [ __ ] sex with the dude who Mr. Glassed your father in that >> IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD, WE WILL SHOOT YOU.

[1:36:33] these [ __ ] that the bomb is going to go off no matter what they do? Why does this even have to be a conflict? Thanks to the drama with Miranda and Bane, the turned out pretty positive for the cops who were fighting so-called well-trained

[1:36:45] men who had gongs. Matthew Modine? Matthew Mo' down? Anyway, either you glove cop or you just die. Somehow everyone missed the incredibly through this building and Selina took

[1:36:59] >> And this [ __ ] really not meet Blake halfway and have a conversation? bridge with all the others but chose not to so that they could make some school children think they could maybe get to safety? Batman keeps shooting at these

[1:37:14] safety? Batman keeps shooting at these things but doesn't he have an EMP? You can't expect me to believe she just knows how to do this on this bike.

[1:37:27] >> Prepare yourselves. My father's >> These [ __ ] stand and listen to this [ __ ] instead of trying to get the bomb the [ __ ] out of here. looked more realistic than this. She's actually dead? Like, for real?

[1:37:44] >> Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around >> Bruce has less than 2 minutes to get this bomb out of here and he goes this route to revealing his identity. Alfred came back for this funeral. [ __ ] you,

[1:37:56] deserve to mourn his death, you traitor. >> You should use your full name. I like Robin. >> Man, this Robin reveal is almost more >> This entire autopilot system is completely obsolete.

[1:38:09] done to fix it. >> But, Mr. Fox, it's already been fixed. >> So, Batman used the autopilot on this thing, meaning he ejected at some point was in supposedly freezing waters in the Batsuit and he'd have to swim miles to

[1:38:23] get to shore and hopefully not be seen. I'm not saying he couldn't survive this, runtime for it to show me how he did it. Did Bruce leave Blake the wealth and resources to make good use of this place? He left Alfred nearly everything

[1:38:36] Batmanning anymore. And since Wayne Manor is being used as an orphanage now, in the cave. All this seems pretty inconvenient for a budding superhero. Alfred finally got his wish of seeing Bruce with a woman in a cafe. [ __ ] you,

[1:38:50] Alfred. Also, he just happens to be here at the same time Alfred showed up. And nobody recognizes one of the most famous man in the world sitting in this cafe.

[1:39:06] right out of the gate and I am too big a Band of Brothers fan to just let that >> Oh man, is that corn? I'm going to be so pumped if that's a field of corn. own excitement for corn. >> I guess I can't describe it. It was just

[1:39:19] looking at the movie, but thanks, documentary. single. >> What's that supposed to mean? your weight, young man. >> Okay, first of all, he has two kids

[1:39:33] grandpa suggests son should ignore looks and attraction as basic human sexual nearest teacher he can find. John Lithgow is playing basically another Apes character, an ineffective grandfather only here to show us how

[1:39:46] is. >> Why did you and mom name me after >> You mean Murphy's Law? Well, that's only one use of Why didn't he have this Also, considering how Cooper will start driving this truck with the flat tire

[1:39:58] terrible feeling this flat tire scene was created just so that Murph could get >> What about the flat tire? drone so fast it could only be due to the power of editing. Unless you're

[1:40:10] to be followed. Truck with supposedly flat tire now drives like it never happened. Anyone else with me on this? >> Mysteries of Interstellar. How a pickup truck can drive with a flat tire among densely planted corn stalks taller than

[1:40:24] >> Dad. Dad. of explicit instructions nearly Thelma and Louise's his entire family. Long following a drone off a cliff into a lake, the drone helpfully flies by again

[1:40:38] almost as though it had not recently just been in front of them. Okay, so nine one Wait a minute. The one that says five actually has six. I'm afraid this girl

[1:40:52] >> It's an old federal textbook. We've replaced them with the corrected >> Explaining how the Apollo missions were fake to bankrupt the Soviet Union. how ridiculous this woman sounds, it's

[1:41:05] Dr. Tyson have to say about this? >> Mysteries of Interstellar. In this unreal future, they teach unscientific things in science class. Oh, wait. That is real. >> So, we'll take opposite.

[1:41:18] there listening to this instead of me which would have been a good thing. playing Rust Cohle in this movie? Does every line reading have to sound like >> Why you should come take a look. >> You should come take a look at this

[1:41:31] trying to talk to you. >> Foreshadow irony. I'm pretty sure the New York Yankees would throw themselves off a bridge before they sports team like the Harlem Globetrotters. I also love how this

[1:41:43] crashing drones, blight, and general desperation, but they're still an for the win. Despite all the cracks in the barriers on all these windows, to remove masks and goggles. Seems like if this kind of storm were possible, one

[1:41:57] period. Luckily, during a period where massive dust storms are common, Murph were out watching a baseball game and can see proof of the weird ghost too. >> Murph, grandpa will be home in a while.

[1:42:10] Tell him I'll call him on the radio. >> Without any verification that she heard the trip. >> Make yourself useful. because I didn't know what I'd find out here, but sure, tag along now that you

[1:42:22] possibly have time to drive you back home. This is something I need to do 23 minutes in a movie called Interstellar has yet to give me even a restricted territory in a post-apocalyptic blight-ridden world.

[1:42:35] Nah, [ __ ] it. I'm entitled. Futuristic security guards will be made from the didn't see this thing in action. It would have been one of the most Rubik's Cube tazing and threatening people.

[1:42:47] vacuum cleaner. >> No, you won't. because even I barely heard that. >> Hello, Cooper. >> Professor Brand, I mean Alfred, I mean holy [ __ ] This movie already showed me

[1:42:59] Caine at me like I'm going to have any way to tell them apart moving forward. Scott? >> From an anomaly. >> Oh, without warning, sudden Wes Bentley. In fact, this whole scene is like that.

[1:43:12] Devane, and sudden Wes Bentley, who totally [ __ ] up the rhyme scheme. >> We're not meant to save the world. We're meant to leave it. >> Mysteries of Interstellar. Can't imagine a future where escaping

[1:43:25] Earth via wormhole is a better plan than just fixing Earth. >> Naomi is jealous how amazing this guy's >> Well, and thank goodness this awesome pilot just happened upon your facility

[1:43:39] is NASA continued operating below radar for enough years to build all this [ __ ] their new modern pilots? >> A wormhole is not a naturally occurring >> Yeah, because after all, you you need a wormhole making machine in order for

[1:43:52] >> They've put potentially habitable worlds >> But why so far? If this group of Samaritans created a wormhole for us to Also, doesn't such a wormhole possibly affect the gravity of the region? Did

[1:44:05] the wormhole? >> And one, that's a bit of a long shot, isn't it? >> One system with three potential worlds. >> Well, doctor, if one of you could have

[1:44:17] be asking questions. Now, would he? 3.5 minutes. Oh, goodbye, daughter. So, and being a farmer, he's just ready to go back into space immediately? Don't >> Everybody good? Plenty of slaves for my robot colony.

[1:44:30] in better with his unit. >> Jesus, that's one advanced humor setting the entire crew with his witticisms. But who actually needs the robot to fit in "Damn, if only this robot could be sarcastic, then I'd trust it."

[1:44:45] >> That's 100%. >> Let's bring it on down to 75, please. instant? >> Hey TARS, what's your honesty parameter? >> 90%. >> Again, don't. How does a computer decide

[1:45:01] portion of this parameter? >> In Interstellar, the producers knew >> In Interstellar, the producers knew exactly how, why, and when you'd achieve >> Damn, this scene is so 2001. I'm surprised there isn't text on screen

[1:45:14] homage to classic film 2001. I admit, watching them flip switches and doing fascinating. It's just that damn, this movie is nearly 3 hours, and it took 45 just all agree that they're good astronauts who will do all the technical

[1:45:28] already? >> Dr. Brand and Edmunds, they close? Edmunds earlier with virtually no tells, Cooper has enough Sherlock Holmes in him and Brand are lovers. >> I asked Murph to say hi, but she's as

[1:45:43] >> Jesus, this girl holds a bigger grudge than that girl in that movie. I can't the grudge. >> A wormhole bends space like this. explain the theory of wormholes to another genius NASA astronaut.

[1:45:57] we thought. >> Gargantua? >> This seems like total madness. Isn't this madness? >> In Interstellar, they explore a planet near a black hole. Personally, I'd stay

[1:46:10] I can. >> Yep, Dr. Tyson's with us on this. close, and a black hole that big has a huge gravitational pull. >> Mysteries of Interstellar, stars vastly

[1:46:23] outnumber black holes. Why is the best Earth-like planet one that orbits a >> Gravity on that planet will slow our clock compared to Earth's I'm sorry, what kind of drugs did you smoke when you made this movie?

[1:46:37] >> In Interstellar, and in the real universe, strong gravitational fields measurably slow passage of time relative to others. have to be happy about it? >> Every hour we spend on that planet will

[1:46:51] >> Every hour we spend on that planet will be seven years back on Earth. And that's >> Casual black hole relativity bull seems just casual enough to be super wrong. >> In Interstellar, experienced Einstein's relativity of time as no other feature

[1:47:06] >> Well, sh okay. >> Literal heart of darkness. recognizing the figurative definition of literal doesn't mean I am. >> Those aren't mountains, they're waves. >> Well, man, how can you tell that from

[1:47:19] revolving around some sort of black hole, it must have tidal waves the size >> In Interstellar, you observe great tidal waves from great tidal forces of might create. >> Damn, foiled again.

[1:47:34] >> Someone outside the ship makes a decision that could prevent them from I still think this is a cumbersome invention. How does this thing generate this manner? I don't see anything that can propel this machine's feet to walk,

[1:47:47] much less in water. This is the slowest way ever. It's almost like it knows the >> Cooper >> Wait, a god damn minute. I'm sure you 45 to an hour. >> No, I'm not sure if you guys were

[1:47:59] until the ship could fly, but regardless, 4 minutes of dialogue with Anne Hathaway doesn't explain this 45 to an hour in any way. Oh yeah, Wes future sorrow. >> 23 years

[1:48:12] 4 months, 8 days. >> Wait, so all that stuff we saw on the this 20-minute adventure last three god damn hours? >> I get that we like to make fun of the crying in this scene, but damn, imagine

[1:48:25] over a handful of Skype chats, but one way where you can't say anything. So, this shot of McConaughey catching up after 23 years is just downright awesome off for that. >> We must confront the reality

[1:48:38] >> Roll credits. >> Love is the one thing we're capable of time and space. >> Movie drops the power of love bomb on us. Apparently, the universe is an actor able to operate only once someone tells

[1:48:52] says, "Anything is possible if you're in love. Here are the secrets to time with amazing scientific background decides Edmund's planet is the best she's wrong? >> Should have worked on Nelson's farm or

[1:49:05] >> What happened to Nelson? >> Nelson died walk. How does running into not do anything to your spacecraft? And this was a planet candidate? Dr. Tyson? >> Mysteries of Interstellar Got to tell you, Mars, right next door,

[1:49:19] they traveled to. >> Just what I was thinking. Damn, movie robot is somehow going to climb this icy ass steep hill. That's another thing. If adept at walking around, observing, collecting data, everything that humans

[1:49:33] do, why did they even send humans to do this job? Yeah, yeah, they explain it >> A machine doesn't improvise well because you can't program a fear of death. >> But that's total nonsense. So, here's a guy named Dr. Mann and all that that

[1:49:45] don't even make out. What a rip-off. >> You have literally raised me from the >> Hey, did you guys hear that? Something just beeped me over the head. I can't figure out what it was, but I am woozy. >> With oxygen in limited supply, Kip there

[1:49:59] >> Kip? What kind of a stupid name is that? Somebody's kid got their name in the >> In Interstellar, there's a robot named Kip. One of the executive producers, a physicist, is named Kip. I'm just

[1:50:12] >> Oh, damn. I take that back. >> Dr. Brand, I'm sorry to tell you that >> So, they're letting her receive this message right now in front of everybody? that when they went back to the ship, but I get the sneaking suspicion she's

[1:50:24] information and is more dramatic that way. singularity is the pearl inside. >> The equation couldn't reconcile relativity with quantum mechanics. You

[1:50:37] sound like a vague bastard. >> Gargantua is an oldest spinning black It's what we call the a gentle singularity. >> They're hardly gentle. The tidal gravity is so quick that

[1:50:51] movie. It works hard to get some scientific basis for the actions taking make it simpler for the common folk to understand. But the problem is you're along in every instance. You just have to kind of hang on. It takes some leaps

[1:51:03] mean, points for trying to be scientific and smart, but damn, this is hard to >> In Interstellar, if you don't understand the physics, try Kip Thorne's highly The Science of Interstellar. >> You know, we have a motto here that the

[1:51:17] argue with Neil deGrasse Tyson? >> I've already told him what to look for. your own admission, everything beyond the horizon is a complete mystery. Could of measurable data, but you know what to tell the machine to look for in a black

[1:51:31] Cooper? >> I'm guessing someone on the set probably that person an idiot, fired him or her, and blacklisted them. But the question the writer said, "Damn it, they're right. Let's write some bull to explain

[1:51:44] though. Also, you can program a world-class sense of humor into these some reason, the movie now decides to cut back and forth between Matt versus the movie can have some sort of magnolia moment where all the goes down in this

[1:51:57] in time and space. Am I seeing parallels? Yeah, I'm seeing parallels, I and I'm okay with that. Yeah, I know, I'm totally okay with that. Although, if be less obvious, maybe don't cast an A-lister like this. Maybe make it like

[1:52:10] Affleck is a dick to his sister's really smart maybe boyfriend. >> In Interstellar, on another planet around another star in another part of the galaxy, two guys get into a fistfight. Mysteries of Interstellar.

[1:52:23] If you can crack your space helmet yet keep fighting, the planet's air can't be >> You're feeling it, aren't you? >> So, you have come Anne Hathaway and the does it take this long for these two to fly to the spot that Mann and Cooper

[1:52:36] procedure. >> Not since TARS disabled it. >> What do you trust hitting, TARS? >> Haha, funny joke, for sure. But earlier, TARS said this.

[1:52:48] have to do anything you say. >> So, how does this robot act alone when telling anybody about it? Why didn't he tell Cooper, "I don't trust Mann because himself? So, they can disable auto docking, but they can't disable his

[1:53:01] ability to video game dock. >> You open the hatch, the airlock could >> Something Dr. Mann would know, were he the super scientist astronaut this movie Heroes got to win, yo. >> What happens if he blows your lung?

[1:53:13] >> Thanks for a helpful and precise answer. >> Relay my [clears throat] transmission to rebroadcast as emergency PA. >> Jesus, why didn't you think of that you can't communicate with someone. >> Murph, do not open the inner hatch.

[1:53:26] open the inner hatch, instead of you're going to die if you open the hatch like >> Brand >> So, Mann turns the radio back on and her get a word in edgewise. However, she can still use the emergency PA to

[1:53:40] uninterrupted, right? >> Cooper, what are you doing? that's possible, woman. Got to admit though, matching the spin of the pretty amazing scene. Take it from here, Dr. Tyson.

[1:53:52] >> In Interstellar, they reprise the matched rotation docking maneuver from matched rotation docking maneuver from 2001: A Space Odyssey. But, they spin 100 times faster. In Interstellar, experience Einstein's curvature space as

[1:54:06] no other feature film has shown. >> Once we've gathered enough speed around Gargantua, we use lander one and ranger two as rocket boosters to >> Excuse me, you're going to what the what to push you out of the what's what now?

[1:54:21] >> Cooper, what are you doing? >> Hero sacrifices himself to save the world cliche. Even if the world is only one person in his current reality. >> Having trouble understanding the dialogue? That's an intentional choice

[1:54:33] soundtrack and confuse you. But, still, would be kind of nice to hear even 20% this is kind of like a space NASCAR funeral dirge here. Look, I realize we don't truly know what happens to a human in a spaceship that enters a black hole,

[1:54:46] scientific knowledge we have today to assume that this guy is vapor? According possible to fly into a black hole, eject, and then end up inside your daughter's childhood bookshelf. Now, my question is, if he can punch the

[1:54:59] do other things? Later, we see him manipulate a watch inside her room. So, >> Mysteries of Interstellar. If you can poke through a tesseract and through?

[1:55:13] >> HERE'S ANOTHER point in the movie where you realize a whole bunch of fat could between Murph and Tom happens pretty much out of nowhere. And then she has to into the house to study the bookcase. It's dramatic, I grant you, but pretty

[1:55:26] conflict was created just to add dramatic weight and events of this movie. >> Apparently, in the middle of some sort of three-dimensional representation of

[1:55:40] still communicate via radio to Cooper from bump Egypt to somewhere >> I don't know, but they constructed this three-dimensional space inside their understand it. >> Well, that ain't working.

[1:55:54] >> In Interstellar, if you didn't understand the plot, there is no published book to help you. >> Hmm, still seems like a sin. That's a sin, right? >> It's such complicated data to a child.

[1:56:06] >> In Interstellar, of the leading characters, all of whom are scientists or engineers, half are women. Just an FYI. I'm going to find a way to tell Murph, just like I found this moment. [music]

[1:56:20] >> Through love, TARS. Love. >> Also, the physical manipulation of that. Okay, wait a minute. I can see how Cooper is making the second hand on this watch speak in Morse code, but how is he able to reach inside the glass of the

[1:56:33] continues to deliver the message once he's done with it? Whoa, Cooper woke up >> Brand. Brand. kind of relationship you guys had and you should get married because you're

[1:56:46] >> Alone in a strange galaxy. totally dead. In the future, while orbiting Saturn, spaceship security is orbiting Saturn, spaceship security is of zero concern.

[1:57:03] lowering, then this whole community needs a lesson in promptness. 10 minutes a sin for every person in this section that upon finding their girlfriend/wife G-spot."

[1:57:17] show you I really mean business, I will chop your sheet music. Take that, this quickly or why it's knocking out some of the gunmen, but then some other Well, at least this will be the last time this movie confuses me.

[1:57:31] time this movie confuses me. >> We live in a twilight world. we pledge our loyalty to team Jacob. Just don't let Neil hear you. >> You have 2 minutes. Make up your mind. >> He has exactly 16 seconds.

[1:57:52] >> So begins a discombobulating journey when you watch this movie in a theater constantly be asking, "What did they happened?" And ironically, "Can I rewind this?" through most of the movie. All of

[1:58:05] get COVID watching this thing. There is single bomb in this giant room in 2 minutes. This is a room full of future bullet hole appears before Neil shoots his gun and saves the protagonist. So,

[1:58:18] this bullet hole first appear? If you were to live in inverted time from this forever. To the days the opera house was being constructed or deconstructed from to fix a mysterious bullet hole in the seating area for years. And that's just

[1:58:33] make note of this little tag on the back of Robert Pattinson's backpack for like 1 second so that you can understand what happened in this scene 2 and 1/2 hours take out the floor right above these people? Movie wants me to think he saved

[1:58:45] all these lives, but he did not. >> All I have for you is a gesture in a with a word. Tenet. >> Rolls Tenet's lore. Protagonist does push-ups during a Christopher Nolan

[1:58:57] how? >> And by how, I actually mean what, scientific explanation, and instead just show you a bunch of cool reversery >> As I understand it, we're trying to prevent World War III.

[1:59:11] >> Nuclear holocaust. >> Wow, did I just get inverted to 1995? Didn't John David Washington's dad talk about nuclear holocaust in Crimson Tide? >> You have to have dropped it. >> Um, okay, but just a few seconds ago he

[1:59:23] without any kind of voodoo mind gymnastics. He just pointed and the sudden are we dealing with psychological prerequisites? Pushing the trigger isn't even the correct term. >> Don't try to understand it.

[1:59:36] >> Oh, [ __ ] you. This is just the straw explanation in Looper all over again, guy for trying to understand things. Explain it fully or don't even try, your half-hearted attempts to placate me. Either out a comprehensive theory of

[1:59:49] time, or get off the temporal pot. >> You're not shooting the bullet. >> Whoa. Why is this the whoa moment? He already said he understood what was point should be totally logical. >> An inverted bullet passing through your

[2:00:02] >> Yeah, I mean, regular bullet pass >> Where did you get them? >> Came with the wall. too? And the gun? Every single microscopic piece of the wall that it

[2:00:14] to think this concept may have more holes than that bullet reverse entropy. I'm not saying I'm a getting here. >> Thing I said at a Hollywood 27 in July >> Now that we know what to look for, we're finding more and more inverted material.

[2:00:31] run around the world seeing if you can Yoda objects into your hands? So, what happens if he opens his hand now? If that piece is moving backwards in time, gravity in reverse entropy? This is about the clearest example of a this

[2:00:44] works in the history of things working. >> There's no one at the other end. >> But it does set off an alarm that calls the cops, who wait long enough for the conversation with Priya. >> Sator square dot you. Hope you don't

[2:00:58] >> Nolan forces Nigel Powers here into his movie so much, it's like he's addicted to a drug. I even heard him refer to him once as Michael Caine, but I might have >> I'm all about some Michael Caine's position, but even this gets confusing

[2:01:11] protagonist about the town in which Sator grew up in the '70s. Then that they detected a detonation in that very same area 2 weeks ago on the same day as the opera siege. After that, he says >> Sator emerged from this blank spot on

[2:01:24] with ambition and enough money to buy his way into the >> Through his wife. >> So now it sounds like Sator emerged from money. But he means decades earlier. Then we hear about how he gets into the

[2:01:38] but then it's implied he needed his British wife to do that. And can we just >> Also, I'm not sure how a movie with back-to-back of nothing but exposition can still be this convoluted and confusing, but I'm sure it's a sin.

[2:01:51] claiming to be a billionaire, Brooks Brothers won't cut it. >> I am not sure how a movie with back-to-back-to-back scenes of nothing convoluted and confusing, but I'm sure it's a sin. Also, this is the second

[2:02:04] fancy expositional meal the protagonist has been to, and we never once see him full pit or anything, but at least nibble a biscuit, you sadist. Arepo doesn't walk or >> talk anymore. And oh my god, how did the

[2:02:16] protagonist intel whip on the fact that this guy couldn't walk or talk anymore? Also, Arepo? Come on. >> Yeah, it's opera backwards, and it's all the word Tenet, but who gives a >> I guess it's kind of neat. Does the

[2:02:29] minor character Arepo have anything to do with the opera except being neat? >> The music drowns this guy out, and the subtitle says imperceptible because the effect, but that subtitle could basically be used for 35% of the

[2:02:45] dialogue in this movie, even the stuff that isn't purposely drowned out. This keypad in plain view of everyone. Lucky for the Tenet plan. >> You got something. Not going to lie. >> You want to crash a plane.

[2:02:57] walking around town to bring that up? I guess I can understand him not wanting they were on that shuttle bus, but they're walking around in public saying difference. We can't play it to prove it, but the score here is so opening

[2:03:10] James Newton Howard was the composer, Ludwig Göransson. He's great, but damn, filler track from Dark Knight that never got replaced. That's some piss-poor

[2:03:22] restrains him and doesn't even fully cover the guy's mouth. Plus, it takes at do anything. People are simply not this easy to chloroform. So I've heard. And under any circumstances transported loose like this.

[2:03:37] >> This is my favorite stunt extra ever. He's selling that double take and jumps so hard he may actually think he's in a parody, which, now that I mention it, >> Actually, yes. >> What the [ __ ] did he do? He just hit one

[2:03:53] button. What the [ __ ] Yes, this fight is badass, but this point right here highlights the main problem. Anytime something or someone forward interacts see how Mr. Forward jumps backwards and then mysteriously backs up in the middle

[2:04:06] him. There's no reason for him to do this if he truly has free will here, and development, I'm now fairly convinced that all of this story is actually >> This feels very ex machina-ish. >> With the nearly exploding plane engine

[2:04:19] the vault just in time to prevent the forward protagonist from finding out that it's actually future him behind the mask or just straight up shooting his reverse time, the backwards plane engine explosion is what blows him into the

[2:04:32] to believe it's an out for the filmmakers, which is what it is. >> Took care of him. >> Well, no reason to ask any questions beyond that. I am not curious. This article headline is about heavier

[2:04:45] sentence, the text appears to be about the worship of elements and fire deities, which, you'll have to admit, is only tangentially related. brown out. >> You sure?

[2:04:57] where the final piece of the algorithm is. Man, instead of just waiting until place to talk for a second, he decides to wait another 12 hours so the protagonist can tell him during a sailboat race. And so we get to the

[2:05:10] Katrine pushes Sator off the boat and the protagonist saves him and scores unplanned, but necessary to get Sator to partner up with the protagonist and it's simple. Of course, the young before he's rich Sator is working on a dreary rainy

[2:05:23] clearly. And of course, the movie couldn't just stay on the document a register that it has his name on it. Yes, I eventually figured it out, but >> If I

[2:05:35] I can't have you, >> I'm not sure what frequency Kenneth is operating on here, but you can probably find it on your dial somewhere near loves the taste of the scenery 0.7 FM.

[2:05:48] materials the future sends to Sator. Remember when Gary Larson did that one nobody knew what it meant? This is Christopher Nolan's Cow Tools. He buries his time capsule, transmits the location,

[2:06:02] materials they sent. >> I understand time to be a loop in tenet. future and then the future sends the materials back through the reverse time portal. But this movie would be so much better if it explained the exact nature

[2:06:15] of the process somewhere quiet with no loud ass score blaring over it. If Doc showed the process, I'd send a [ __ ] out of that, but at least I'd know the the future works. Not wearing a tie clip or at least tucking your dangler.

[2:06:27] >> It's a fast car that doesn't look fast for heavy vehicles. set pieces with expositional dialogue setting up upcoming set pieces. It doesn't help that these set piece set up pieces are also CUT TO PIECES.

[2:06:39] >> VILLAIN SAYS LOOK AT me really loud in a Christopher Nolan movie cliche. >> You don't negotiate with a tiger. You admire a tiger until he turns on you. And you feel it's TRUE

[2:06:53] [ __ ] NATURE. [screaming] >> I STILL THINK IT'S [ __ ] UP THAT they royalties because they changed his story just enough to avoid the lawsuits. This car's side mirror is busted because an inverted vehicle will run into it later

[2:07:06] itself isn't inverted. So, where did the damage come from? Does this mean if you and they knocked out one of your teeth that you would not have teeth until they movie nods at this with a reverse wound later, but any impact that doesn't

[2:07:20] >> Watch everything. Give me all the details. want him to be confused while watching the plot unfold. I think it's beyond hilarious that the Ukrainians entrusted to guard the material think everything

[2:07:32] deviate from its set course. Awfully convenient for people asking why don't this. These pieces of the algorithm are the most McGuffinny thing to ever McGuffin in the history of McGuffinville.

[2:07:50] why don't we see Sator's SUV right next to the car? Since later we know it's the protagonist makes it look way too easy to throw a Pelican case from a moving car, and into the arms of a person in yet another car. Not only that, Sator

[2:08:05] and his crew make it look way too easy to transfer between moving cars. time to stop the car from crashing into the traffic ahead, and the protagonist takes an additional 16 seconds to get inside the car, and somehow slows a

[2:08:17] the brake stretching as far as he can go. The subtitle here simply says Christopher Nolan has found the title of his eventual autobiography. It's Catherine, who is not inverted, is being led by Sator, who is inverted. Cat's

[2:08:32] experiencing some weird inverted all around her, and she's moving forward warehouse, thrown into an SUV, and driven back to the warehouse all by rewound by Adam Sandler in Click. Then Sator goes into the past and encounters

[2:08:44] past Cat, who is still not inverted, but if you don't realize she never gets arrives, your brain will be actual mashed potatoes trying to figure it out. respect. I'm impressed this [ __ ] kept up with so many moving parts.

[2:08:57] >> Let's go. >> I actually love that they don't try to but shouldn't there be at least a little weirdness as whatever magic happens in mentioned the oxygen isn't breathable if it's reversed, so does this mean every

[2:09:12] changes instantaneously? I mean, I can't even promise that being in inverted time certainly someone in there would notice something strange happening in their oxygen, how do they keep all the inverted oxygen from mixing with the

[2:09:25] double-door system here to change it out, but there was nothing like that in oxygen is just out there mixing with the regular stuff. And yet the surgeon >> This is cowboy >> Agree, extremely important person we've

[2:09:39] just met 90 minutes into the movie. 100% agree, but no one's got to know when, I >> Wheeler, brief him. >> I'm all for giving another actor a shot brief him? >> Well, if your particles come into

[2:09:53] >> annihilation. >> That won't be bad, right? demon bear was terrifying, and honestly, even with the open ending, it still made more sense than this mess. She tells the protagonist gravity will appear normal,

[2:10:05] and no, wrong. Sorry for another bit of paradoxes paradox here, but we've also would feel to the object like it's defying gravity. So, basically, if inverted time, to you it would feel as if you were suddenly thrown into the air

[2:10:19] at the top. My point is I'm not allowing feel normal and I'm adding three sins for the oversimplification.

[2:10:31] already responding. Does he lose free will? Neil would say he has to finish this step because what happens always happens. But now we are into free will their cohabitation. I swear I really dig this movie but it's a confusing pile of

[2:10:44] actually try and reason it out. Tracking and driving. algorithm through the hypocenter. >> I can't believe this [ __ ] mentions guess if he doesn't there's no way to save the world but it's an incredibly

[2:10:57] focus is trying to find the last piece of your WMD. Okay, so we find out that the protagonist threw the metal box into the car that the reverse protagonist is the protagonist throw you'll find that he totally misses the opening in the

[2:11:10] window. You can see part of the material fall outside of the car door and they it was perfectly thrown. >> You did to get my pulse above 130. No wife. >> Being proud of your boring sex life. Why

[2:11:22] when we are in inverted perspective? I'll wait. Just kidding, I have to move nonsense left. Also, why does the fire even happen in reverse time if the instead of heats? Seems like the inverse air would have a say on whether the fire

[2:11:36] protagonist asks Neil if they're here now does that mean they succeeded? And movie. No more tension. Also, we should probably talk about because and you may be shocked to hear this how I have questions. Let's talk

[2:11:51] you should be fine but that's a lot of food to invert and store. And what now also inverted? How would you even flush it? You have to store it and then Look, either Nolan shows me a giant barrel of crap soon or I'm calling

[2:12:05] fight forwards and backwards and while it's obvious they shot and compiled both fights individually for the most part it works. It's mind-blowing stuff and well worth another sin off. >> Go.

[2:12:17] really could have done without this edit. I'm already having a hard time figuring out who's going forwards, who's going backwards, who went back in time, that are happening concurrently but in different directions, people who are

[2:12:29] the inverted side of the turnstile, the very nature of time and space equals mc Galifianakis, and lady with all the equations showing up on the screen meme standing in a place where no one could see him, but to see the protagonist and

[2:12:44] visible, which he was not when this happened earlier. >> Man, this movie really is explody, explainy, explainy, fighty, explainy, drivy, explainy, explainy, reverse fighty, explainy, explainy, reverse

[2:12:57] explody, isn't it? And as cool as that structural palindrome is, there's a bit exciting. I don't like >> Sator builds splitting the algorithm best place you can think of. >> Why couldn't they just be destroyed?

[2:13:11] get buried with no imagination whatsoever that they could be >> You want Sator to get the last section. >> That is the only way he'll bring >> But he can't do anything if he doesn't have the last section. Who cares if he

[2:13:23] frustrating. >> You told me about a holiday where you >> Vietnam. >> You mean the trip where he tells you he's going to control everything about how you interact with your son? That's

[2:13:36] >> I went to show with Max and he threw up, but I don't know what day it was. He was in Ukraine. >> This takes place on the same day the northern Siberia where Sator once lived, in a city he controls. Either he knows

[2:13:50] responsible for that detonation and failed to end the world or he just flat happening in one of his places of interest. I love how we went from, wait, we've got an inverter to, to, there are

[2:14:02] ship in the course of three minutes movie time with no explanation. Also, why would you use three single-use inverters in assembly line style instead dozen at a time. This is setting up some sort of amusement park line queue

[2:14:16] >> We're red team moving forward. In order to distinguish the teams, you'll wear >> As if all these humans will actually be able to comprehend what's about to You put this amount of human into this complex of a situation, it will be FUBAR

[2:14:29] in a matter of seconds. This is an episode of Keystone Cops just waiting to >> I do not. Do you want to have any idea who they're shooting at or what they're concept as cool as this, you don't have to give faces to the people defending

[2:14:41] shoot vaguely at people off screen, and I swear to God we never see the people shooting back. Oh, those are humans, maybe. This final pincer movement operation is as euphoric as it is insane. It's like my first orgasm. I've

[2:14:54] before, and I'm not sure exactly what's happening, but boy, am I having fun. What? I'm not even sure if that's a sin or removal. And by this point, you TWO, ONE.

[2:15:07] >> [screaming] >> FIRE! OBJECTIVES ARE FOR these teams in this mission. Is it strictly clearing the down and get the algorithm? I guess it is, but I have no idea why certain

[2:15:22] Again, we never really see any antagonists, and we don't see the inverse, just a bunch of seemingly meaningless destruction. meaningless destruction. >> The way the world ends, not with a bang,

[2:15:35] >> Stealing quotes from Southland Tales or T.S. Eliot. I don't know which came first, just dang it. >> Not clear. I repeat, not clear. >> I REPEAT, NOT CLEAR.

[2:15:48] >> SO, radios that have a range from northern Siberia all the way to Vietnam test site? I know we're in a sci-fi movie with time travel, but this is even charge being set and decides to immediately divert to try and chase them

[2:16:03] down and warn them. But why? Isn't is point of the pincer that the blue team team's briefing. Why wouldn't he just find a way to transfer that info to Ives gathering? >> Somewhere, sometime, a man in a

[2:16:16] >> Long-distance monologuing. >> How could they want to kill us? rivers ran dry. >> Let me get this straight. They have the time travel, but they didn't have any [ __ ] clue how to reverse climate

[2:16:29] change? And I'm sorry, this irreversible damage occurs centuries later? Seems a type of world that really could have used a Matthew McConaughey to morse code daughter through a bookcase. >> My greatest sin was to bring a son into

[2:16:43] >> Bringing a son into a world you know is ending? But, what's breaking my brain is how long he's been lying there. If he died

[2:16:55] happen into the past, meaning many years that has continued to recompose slowly over time. And where was that skeleton And since skeletons don't decompose, how long ago did this skeleton appear, and

[2:17:09] explanation for how Neil got down here when there's a cave-in waiting for him not having it. Remember, the cave-in happens when the protagonist and Ives explosion. For inverted Neil to get inside, he would have had to wait for

[2:17:22] them to untrip over the wire for the tunnel to be clear again. But, the in the hypocenter. They'd be back outside the tunnel. Sator survives this switch doesn't end the world. Actually, that's never explained. I guess I just

[2:17:36] got lucky. Sweet. >> I couldn't die. I knew you'd find a way. >> Knew you'd find a way? What was it about didn't understand? It's not like there's some sort of amazing quick thinking you

[2:17:49] could do once the kill switch is flipped. Okay, what in the [ __ ] to the boat so fast? >> We hide it. are making the same mistake that the scientist made.

[2:18:03] it. >> Posterity. >> Call him place 3:00. Probably nothing in it. >> So, wait, she what? Saw a car and decided to make that posterity call

[2:18:15] because she was kind of maybe suspicious? Jesus, that's lucky. So, my guess is that originally this little boy was supposed to be Neil, and the final with a washer popping out of the back of his backpack, but even Nolan knew he

[2:18:28] here's a sin for Nolan's lack of omnipotence. We were counting on you, Christopher. We were all counting on you.

[2:18:41] the atmosphere of Earth where no twinkling would be caused. Take that, imagine being on an extended vacation where you didn't nitpick films to death the first movie you're supposed to sit as a critically acclaimed biopic, which

[2:18:56] various reasons. So, I had to hire a book lover, hard to find in the United me so that I could send the differences between art and real life. And here's a it clear that he wants you to read his text way you hear his dialogue, muddled

[2:19:12] and intermittently. Also, it sounds like Prometheus did not go to the Prometheus Oppenheimer begins with text that makes it look like it's going to be broken up one, fission, and then number two, fusion, but it turns out it's just a

[2:19:25] here and here only. The change from color for Oppenheimer to black and white for Strauss lets you know everything you need to know. Anyway, personally, I'm the mole is in this picture. >> President Eisenhower has asked you to be

[2:19:39] choice but to confirm him. >> It's amazing that Han Solo here acts as members because the president wants it, and then an hour later explains that weren't voted in. >> Were you happier there than in America?

[2:19:53] >> As Cillian And thinks back to his days at Cambridge, which he attended in 1925 and 1926, and the movie cuts back to the gray board hearing, which took place in 1954. I just realized we finally got the 28 years later movie we've all been

[2:20:07] zombies. Amazingly, Nolan did all these special effects in camera, including this lifelike replica of Cillian Murphy that was so good that at one point he filming Red Eye. >> Useless in the lab.

[2:20:21] besides deliberately knock over that flask? That's a giant ass Florence flask that is directly next to your workspace. I heard that Cillian smashes a Florence would be so obviously staged. >> I need to go to the lecture, sir.

[2:20:34] >> It's Niels Bohr. >> Boring lectures. And the director said, poisoning a professor's apple because with all the hero worship stuff we do later, attempted murder just isn't quite enough to ensure the audience knows he's

[2:20:47] apple incident almost certainly didn't happen like this or with actual cyanide, and it definitely didn't reach the point where Gilderoy Lockhart almost ate it, anyway. >> He worked up an itchy and paradox

[2:21:01] that not everyone can accept. >> Kenneth Branagh can't sign the contract an accent in a movie cliché. Luckily for the movie's [ __ ] poison apple story, Niels Bohr was uninhibited in stealing things off professor's tables.

[2:21:14] >> Algebra's like sheet music. The important thing isn't can you read music, it's can you hear it? Can you hear the music, Robert? subjective art. I honestly don't know what that means, but it felt like a sin

[2:21:26] will confirm it objectively as a sin of the movie. Drone shot, sparkles, looking up. Drone shot, sparkles, looking up. Drone shot, staring at flame cornea. [ __ ] score in this movie is goddamn terrific. Here's a send-off for Ludwig

[2:21:41] >> This is Strauss. >> It's pronounced Strauss. >> I've gone back and listened to Oppie say Strauss five times now, and I swear he >> This is Strauss. >> Now play RDJ.

[2:21:53] >> Strauss. Strauss. >> They are saying the same [ __ ] thing. for Oscars. >> And this would be your office. we've located the manual pencil sharpener directly next to the

[2:22:06] will have maximum we don't use that [ __ ] anymore vibes. >> Louis Strauss was once a lowly shoe salesman. >> No, just a shoe [music] salesman. >> Yes, Lewis Strauss was a vindictive man

[2:22:19] eventually led him to masterminding an extremely unfair kangaroo court hearing if you don't come out of this movie thinking Oppenheimer is kind of an unaware dick, then the sin is on you. I don't know where to put that sin.

[2:22:32] Let's just give it to the movie, I guess. Leaving the door standing open on what appears to be a windy chilly day. Did the IAS not ever get to the chapter >> Albert. >> So, the book lover I hired tells me that

[2:22:45] American Prometheus mentioned several things that built up tension between point was when Strauss told him he wanted to buy a house at the institute. Oppenheimer then got the institute to buy the house and moved someone else in

[2:22:57] could see how you could interpret this as he thought Oppenheimer said something a pond one day. >> This is one of the most prestigious >> Yes, it was a great commute. >> I can't help but be let down by this

[2:23:11] Man. When DC and Marvel decided to join forces after Apple bought them, I >> If you'll just allow me to continue with my statement. all the exposition we need so that even with all the different moments we're

[2:23:25] hyperactivity. >> After Göttingen, I moved on to Leiden Rabi. >> I actually love this movie, but the cities thrown into the Christopher Nolan sound mix are extremely hard to keep up

[2:23:40] with. I mean, is this Göttingen even a real place? Somewhere in Gondor near the >> You get any skinny here, we're going lose you between the seat cushions. >> Thin shaming. >> This is German you have to seek out.

[2:23:52] >> It's almost like Oppenheimer's life was like an RPG. Go to this college, learn another city. He'll tell you about some other guy you need to see. This nets you 1,367 experience points. You can now level up your intelligence. It's a fine

[2:24:05] create a weapon of mass destruction that will cause intense amounts of death, yelling at students to say his name in this scene. Look, I'm on board for a rocket teaching montage as much as the next guy, but what kind of time is

[2:24:18] passing here? Is it a semester later? A year? 5 years? Why can't no one be once? >> What happens to stars when they die? >> I don't know, but this seems like a good time to talk about black holes at this

[2:24:31] party in a movie that's 3 hours. >> Robert here says he's not a communist. it. >> Using the you'd like it if you just knew is a bitter bean that the world has acquired a taste for even though it

[2:24:44] you prepare it or what you put in it. Still terrible and I don't want it. So, you can stop trying to convince me your hot bean water is worth imbibing. picking a random book from a random

[2:24:56] understand, but just randomly ends up being the overarching theme and primary [ __ ] >> And now I am become death,

[2:25:09] >> Mixing sex with Sanskrit. >> You're happy. >> And I'm happy you are happy that I'm happy. >> Tomorrow we'll climb it. >> What's it called?

[2:25:21] >> Movie honestly hits that name so hard that I swear it wants to change its some credits. >> Organized labor on campuses. Yes. >> Are these people chanting because someone is going to try to climb out of

[2:25:34] the Lazarus pit? What's amazing to me is that we have actual images of the San Francisco Chronicle cover from September 1st, 1939 and this movie decides to take reason. Sure, it's not much creative license, but it's license nonetheless.

[2:25:47] myself increasingly out of sympathy with the that communists advocated. >> But after Hitler invaded Russia and we sympathies, do they return? >> This movie does a decent job showing

[2:26:02] causes through his communist attachments, but doesn't do much to >> A lot of it had to do with the Hitler-Stalin Pact of 1939, where Party were forced to be neutral about the war, but this key moment is barely

[2:26:15] even mentioned. So, says the guy I paid to read American Prometheus. single person in this room just so happens to have their glasses exactly half full. And I don't have near enough optimism to believe that would be the

[2:26:27] realize Emily Blunt has been sitting there the entire time. At least now the not just treat her as an emotional transference accessory for the next 150 Cuz you know it won't make a bit of difference.

[2:26:45] >> Seamlessly carrying on a conversation that started halfway across the country weeks ago at dawn on horseback. >> The FBI, why not go to the AEC direct? questioning an authority figure on all this info we need, as Senate aides are

[2:26:58] >> But Dr. Oppenheimer, we've already heard from Admiral Strauss that these isotopes production of atomic weapons. >> Congressman, you could use a shovel. >> Why does the crowd laugh before Oppenheimer provides the full punchline?

[2:27:13] already laughing, like they know what the [ __ ] Oppenheimer is about to say. the [ __ ] Oppenheimer is about to say. >> Kitty? >> That's a baby, Robert. Delivering babies to people who didn't birth them. This is

[2:27:27] fireplace, but this moment occurred in the summer of 1941 in Pasadena. I'm to be to warm yourself by the fire during a Southern California summer. >> You you shouldn't be doing anything. You should.

[2:27:40] Lawrence won't get this done. Or Tolman or Rabi, you will. that it doesn't really explain why Oppenheimer was the man to lead the shows us how quickly he understands things and how he dreams in physics, but

[2:27:54] we don't ever get a sense of why he was the person to lead this. He understood didn't do much in the way of original thinking. But what he could do was hear in a way that made sense when others couldn't. And not one [ __ ] in this

[2:28:07] movie makes that clear. >> My favorite response. stand. >> I will award Matt Damon the Matt Damon award for making an impact on a movie in a cameo appearance for this movie, but

[2:28:19] from a dozen or so high-quality candidates. So, here's a sin for instead. >> One point in space and time, and it laboratory. >> The middle of nowhere, secure,

[2:28:32] >> Equipment, housing, the works. >> Seamlessly carrying on a conversation weeks ago and not on a train with Valerian present. Also, there are more train conversations in this movie than in Murder on the Orient Express.

[2:28:45] centuries of physics [music] to be a weapon of mass destruction. >> This complicated conversation centers the movie so cleanly and David Krumholtz is so good in this role that the movie explodes outward from this point with a

[2:28:57] chain reaction force that's hard to not. I could sin that it took us this long to good to not throw the ding reaction in reverse for a >> Groves is insisting we join. >> Tell Groves to go [ __ ] in his hat.

[2:29:09] >> Well, now that is quite the rebuttal. >> Hilton characters as they are mentioned is Nolan's implicit apology that he's given us too many names and faces to remember. And I for one do not forgive him.

[2:29:23] >> No presidential cabinet nominee has failed to be confirmed since 1925. something. >> I fought Oppenheimer and the US won. >> No, all it needs is a saloon. >> Sounds like Kitty is making a joke about

[2:29:36] but considering the movie's focus on her drinking, I'm going to chalk this up as an actual request. >> Using U-235, the bomb will need a Sorry. Gadget will need

[2:29:50] bomb, for reasons the movie never tells us. At least justify your reasons if semantic deconstruction. >> Catch me up. What do we know? only reason someone hasn't already moved this clearly explosive centerpiece is

[2:30:03] Chronicle reveal here in a bit. >> There's no proof there was a spy at Los >> We all love small-minded thinkers, don't we? Soviets have a bomb, ergo, there was exceptionalism says, "Well, sh- the Soviets couldn't figure out an atomic

[2:30:19] more of a sin about real life than the movie, but I got to put this in >> Put it under the football stadium. >> It feels not in use [music] anymore. >> What are they thinking about selling it to the Gotham Rogues? Can't imagine any

[2:30:32] >> This underground bunker is so much like the one in The Dark Knight that I'm Alfred testing ballistics. I'd remove all the sins if that happened, even if of the run time. Although, seeing surprise Mr. Robot make an almost cameo

[2:30:46] levers to pull like mine. >> Bragging about how pullable your lever >> You're neither humble nor just a soldier. You studied engineering at MIT. >> This movie has a lot of explaining to do when it comes to a time traveling Will

[2:30:59] the Nazis. >> You hear that, movie? I got your number. How about them poisoned apples? >> Under current AEC guidelines, would you >> While you contemplate this question,

[2:31:13] smoking a pipe. There's no need to answer this right away. In fact, it'll gets answered. >> My God. >> Thing I say every time I watch anything Star Trek somehow makes it into this

[2:31:25] of the scene in every Western where they walk down a brothel hallway and all every room where they look. And honestly, the physics version just isn't >> We are at war, doctor. >> Don't be an [ __ ] Nichols.

[2:31:39] Goblin and Scarecrow really fizzles before it even begins. When DC Marvel >> F.A. >> F.A.C.T. Sakatouma Sakatouma >> Doctor, did you think social contacts

[2:31:54] between a person engaged on secret war work and communist was dangerous? >> Holy sh- The movie cut from Roger Robb asking General Groves a question to a 3-minute flashback that provides much-needed context and now cut back to

[2:32:06] Robb is asking Oppenheimer a question where they then go on another flashback. keeps the story moving and makes it a much better film, but can I not complain about this perceived whiplash? Can't I complain about something for once?

[2:32:21] post-coitus. >> Spent the night together, didn't you? Oppenheimer has to share intimate details about an affair he had directly in front of his wife. Everyone naturally allows their mind to wander during this

[2:32:34] sex and nudity, but guess what, movie? I can now not think of anything else for while I'm sure you'd love for me to dissect the visuals here complete with arrows, there's clearly no penetration,

[2:32:47] watched this in IMAX. Also, also, [ __ ] wearing cowgirling concurrent to credit >> Jean, you asked [clears throat] me to come and I'm glad I did. providing these visuals and expecting me not to giggle. This fumbled purse snatch

[2:33:02] Kitty has an alcohol problem since we really haven't heard from her in a while character trait. >> I wanted to give you a heads-up and a >> You mind wanting to give me another reminder of this dude, like the last

[2:33:15] brain has been taking in so much information at this point that the remembering who you're talking about. Sinner me knows who we're talking about times, but sinner me fights for the viewer me that does not know who the

[2:33:29] [ __ ] we're talking about. Casey Affleck now shows up for 5 minutes and Nolan is like he's built an invincible Academy Award branded Magic the Gathering deck. >> Oh, so you told them the story of Tristram Shandy based on the 1759 novel

[2:33:44] they think of Steve Coogan? >> So Eltington made his approach through a >> I'd like to offer a reminder that this scene an hour ago is the only time we've movie. >> Instead of us going on certain steps,

[2:34:00] which may come to your attention and be disturbing to you. Affleck the prescription for the pause in places that make you sound like a dosage. >> What makes you think I know where he is,

[2:34:14] Tolman, too, but I guess it wasn't sexy and nudity enough to nudity sex and >> I guess everybody at the party was standing at this angle so they couldn't of the way. >> Is it big enough?

[2:34:28] reason. Nothing in particular, just in general is all I'm saying. >> The power you're about to reveal will forever outlive the Nazis. >> Hmm, I'm living in 2024 and I'm beginning to doubt this statement.

[2:34:41] >> Oppenheimer plays the pronoun game three times in this scene so that Kitty has to ask who the hell she and her is. >> You don't get to commit the sin and then had consequences. >> I would like to know how Christopher

[2:34:55] Nolan got into our sin keeper crypt located behind a bookshelf to get etched everywhere on the columns surrounding the pentagram and the only be accessed by pulling the exact books in the same order that Matthew

[2:35:08] Tesseract in Interstellar. [ __ ] we've been hacked. This moment becoming a meme the atomic bomb when really he's thinking about his responsibility for >> So, the super was under development on your watch at Los Alamos.

[2:35:23] >> Yes. >> And yet, after the war, you tried to >> This is a 3-hour movie, so it's understandable why we don't get full really get much on why the hearing is so

[2:35:35] the hydrogen bomb. People like Lewis Strauss wanted to paint the picture that Oppenheimer, a guy with communist ties, was purposely slowing down the Soviets catch up. Even when you watch this movie several times, the purpose of

[2:35:48] clear. They're finally taking this [ __ ] plant off the table after around or talking around it. What the [ __ ] was it here for? Cuz if you tell me symbolism or some [ __ ] I will [ __ ] rage. Also, wait, was the map already

[2:36:02] put the map down and then put the centerpiece back on top of it at all? is the worst part of the movie. >> But, it's a Nolan movie. Getting

[2:36:15] tracks are on the side is kind of the whole point. Confusion is art. By the second, or did I just imagine that? I point. >> Dr. Oppenheimer?

[2:36:28] William Borden. >> Oh, is this the guy who ends up being Christian Bale's twin brother at the end of the movie? The makeup is spectacular. Dark Knight video, commenters who tried to tell us that this guy and Cillian

[2:36:41] were actual likes for that comment. And now here they are in the same scene. 100% of the time, even if it's a decade later. Anyway, here's a sin for YouTube leave a comment. >> 80 babies delivered the first year.

[2:36:56] >> Super pumped we got the reproductive rundown part of Los Alamos into this >> What do we call the test? Batter my heart, three-person God. [music] >> Oh. >> We intend to demonstrate it in the most

[2:37:12] unambiguous terms, twice. >> Thinking you need multiple war gasms to prove your military expertise. >> I've taken Kyoto off the list due to its people. >> Well, that's all you have to say. Moving

[2:37:24] on. Oh, you're not done? >> Also, my wife and I honeymooned there. >> This additional reason Stimson adds to the discussion probably didn't happen, >> According to my intelligence, which I

[2:37:37] people will not surrender under any circumstances short of a home islands. >> This is not a sin for the movie, but for end the war without dropping the A-bomb on Japan. Many of them discussed in the

[2:37:51] thousands of people. There were relentless bombings before the A-bomb was dropped that devastated cities. So, for ultimately entering a one-man for ultimately entering a one-man measuring contest, I award 200,000 sins.

[2:38:04] >> I don't know these guys. I've only added like three pieces since we last saw Washington go down since then. What's the hold up? My family put together a thousand-piece puzzle over Christmas, and we were drunk on eggnog and Reese's

[2:38:17] >> Careful with the knife. >> Having someone knife open your atom bomb gift wrapping who has to be warned to be atomic bomb. In case you forgot, this is

[2:38:29] it's her because there's a drink in her hand. You're welcome. >> I know this desert. Storm cools

[2:38:41] >> Oh, look, it's checkoff's desert meteorological knowledge. Never saw that play, indeed. >> In exactly 1 hour 58 minutes, we'll >> Nice. You could pass the time by watching 2/3 of a Nolan or half of a

[2:38:56] >> Robert, try not to blow up the world. >> The tension in this Trinity scene is just magnificent. The shots, the music, the editing. Genuinely, I I to say this scene is the bomb. All right, for the center movie all is

[2:39:09] This becomes death destroyer of worlds for all of the sometime. >> We can't say anything. >> Tell her to take in the sheets. >> Huh? What'd you say? Can't hear you over all these people yelling. Also, am I

[2:39:23] this line? Feel like the movie wants me to be emotionally invested in this coded should have shown me something positive if it wanted my involvement. >> Robert, we've given them an ace. It's

[2:39:36] >> Rounders 2 or how I learned to stop playing and deal the hand. Also, just a single ace? It's not nothing, but certainly doesn't guarantee a good hand. I mean, you sent two bombs. Couldn't you at least have broadened your metaphor to

[2:39:50] walks out pondering the impact of his creation and the celebration around it, I too am moved to contemplation about the way humanity doesn't think about the are already in effect. Mostly, I'm talking about whatever idiot put these

[2:40:04] spectator bleachers right under this hoop and built a fireplace under the other one. Just a complete travesty on a historical level. It makes me question whether we don't deserve exactly what we get.

[2:40:20] >> The absolute artistry of this scene and its ability to convey the inner turmoil of Oppenheimer would have made an incredible final scene to an amazing 2-hour movie, but apparently for the next hour I'm supposed to now care about

[2:40:33] comeuppance because he doesn't get a job he really, really wanted. It's like my speaking is easy. You just have to imagine the audience nuke it. Movie suddenly turns into a 1990s music video. All this open space everywhere to vomit

[2:40:47] and this guy chooses some poor bastard's bike to throw up on. And maybe it's his sinful. Holy [ __ ] how does Gary Oldman in the same movie? >> You think anyone in here would see a

[2:41:01] who gives a [ __ ] who built the bomb? They care who attract. Don't forget that. >> Lewis, we can win this thing. >> Yeah, Lewis, listen to the guy here who hasn't said a single word the entire

[2:41:16] important. >> But how would you know what Time >> Henry Luce is a friend. >> Thinking a Senate aide wouldn't have already been disillusioned by a million things worse than planting positive info

[2:41:28] >> You spoiled >> Important, important, when we all know >> Remember Kitty? She's Robert's wife. You could tell it's her by the You know >> You let my client sit here and potentially perjure himself, and all

[2:41:41] this time you had a recording? >> We get it. It was a kangaroo non-court led by a petty vendetta. We've gotten that for at least the last 20 minutes. Can we just get to the part where the guy who decided is the good guy wins?

[2:41:54] Tolman have been having an affair for years. He convinced Lawrence that >> That's absurd. >> What's a heart? A broken heart? >> Nietzsche never found out. >> Aw, that's our Oppie. If you think the

[2:42:08] guy from 10 Things I Hate About You is going to take on the guy from 820, 30 Days of Night, and 40 Days and 40 Nights, then you clearly don't know who multiples of 10. >> We have an A-bomb, and a whole series of

[2:42:20] it. We have a whole series of super bombs. What more do you want? >> MR. PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MERMAID GAP. >> Ever going to tell the truth about what's happening here?

[2:42:33] done a quick insert of himself with a blinking neon sign above him that says, tell my truth." during this scene. >> The Oppenheimer matter was initiated and carried through largely through the animus of Lewis Strauss.

[2:42:48] Academy Award winner Rami Malek, and these are my only words in the movie. >> In a great number of cases I have seen Dr. Oppenheimer acting in a way which understand. >> You may have figured out that Edward

[2:43:01] of his opposition to the H bomb, which is what Teller later became famous for. this movie? We saw him try to leave Los Alamos after his colleague called him were working on the A bomb. We saw him

[2:43:15] brought up creating the H bomb after the successful A bomb drop. But we never him to create that bomb. >> And I believed this since I left the >> And I believed this since I left the party 16 years ago. But 17 years ago. My

[2:43:28] >> Sorry, 18. >> Constantly interrupting someone just >> Robert, you can't win this thing. It's a kangaroo court with a predetermined >> Ah, so convenient late night Albert Einstein. Also, Albert Einstein did not

[2:43:42] hear that. I barely heard it myself. >> By 1942, you were actively pushing the >> Movie decides in the last few minutes to its central character's positions, but doesn't give itself enough time to

[2:43:55] just now bringing to the table. >> He wanted the glorious, insincere guilt >> [music] >> like a [ __ ] crown, say no, we cannot go down this road, even as he knew we'd have to.

[2:44:09] >> Robert Downey Jr. is incredible in this movie. Please don't ever let him put on a suit made of iron ever again. >> What's his name? [music] >> I singled him out from the three holdouts for no specific reason

[2:44:21] specifically to hear his name. Putting in a scene just so the old age makeup >> We thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire >> Hm. I remember it well. What happened? >> I believe we did.

[2:44:35] >> Taking full credit for the depravity of man.

[2:44:51] >> You may find what you were looking for in the first place. just happens to be a ninja training facility. I know it's early in Alfred's forgets to shut these doors back here. >> So, we build a new cheap public [music]

[2:45:04] transportation system to unite the city. And at the center >> Citizens of Gotham, here's a railroad. And never forget who gave you that Yeah, let's take my son who is deathly afraid of bats to his first opera

[2:45:18] city exits the opera house through the graffiti-ridden side door into an alley. >> Yeah, just chill. Am I right? Chill, get it? Okay, moving >> Your parents are alive. >> We got him, son.

[2:45:33] >> It was nothing that you did. >> Yeah, it was. He wanted to leave a when you don't support the arts. Nipple bed. think if Bruce could do an inception inside his flashbacks, he'd be able to

[2:45:48] Holmes, after the hearing where Chill to twilight in about 3 minutes. >> I learned fear before crime and the thrill of success.

[2:46:02] much ass that prison guards are putting you in solitary to protect the angry? Gives you exactly the same powers as Mr. will go pop >> Pay on your

[2:46:15] but >> Gotham's time has come. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. >> And once we take care of Gotham, all definitely not Liam Neeson, so I guess Liam Neeson isn't doing anything in this

[2:46:28] door wide open, you get bats inside the house. It takes 53 minutes for Batman to supposed to know is that Batman is hitting these people and kicking their of the fight, I'm sure they'd show them

[2:46:41] for the plot, there's no way the assistant DA in a city this size would late at night. And if she did, she wouldn't live in an area that required her to get off the subway at Rape Alley. >> No one takes the law into their own

[2:46:54] >> Yeah, but people certainly break the law in their own hands in your city. But sure, focus all your efforts on the guy dressed as a bat. >> Buying a hotel is as simple as stuffing a check into a hotel staffer's pocket

[2:47:07] and requires no contracts. Batman doesn't kill King Joffrey when he has a chance. >> All data, files, backup disks on my desk >> And good luck getting him to put all

[2:47:19] desk now that you fired his ass. The town's water supply would definitely not would not keep flowing through the pipe like this if there was a big gaping hole said about Katie Holmes. >> At least tell me what it looks like.

[2:47:32] You were the one on the roof of the parking garage telling Batman to turn >> Does Rachel see the same horrifying oil-leaking bat demon when Batman talks to her just like Scarecrow did? Batman is addicted to everything. The

[2:47:46] changing. Bruce went into a coma, Falcone went crazy, Scarecrow goes later without the antidote. And when Rachel gets her dose, suddenly she's in people.

[2:47:59] supply is laced with it. >> This poison has been in the city's water psychedelic effects after boiling the water or using a vaporizer?

[2:48:11] Bruce was about to enter the room. Either that or they've been standing for his arrival. >> Unless you have a microwave emitter water in the mains. >> Yet another ridiculously complicated bad

[2:48:25] with poison, which has to be inhaled for it to work. Then on the off chance the city's water into vapor, we can get the whole city hallucinating in no time. >> How does Bruce win back any friends after this speech? Wouldn't Bruce's name

[2:48:40] told his friends to [ __ ] off and burned his own house to the ground? friends to throw a fundraiser for Harvey Dent because people love them some Bruce Also, never go to a Bruce Wayne party. [ __ ] always goes down.

[2:48:53] to mind your >> Without even looking Ra's knows that a Bruce before it actually falls. >> You burned my house and left me for Consider us even. >> It's not even remotely even. He burned

[2:49:07] out of the burning house, saved it from falling off a cliff, and then left you health. Ra's al Ghul is a dick. These members of the League of Shadows, a group of extremely skilled vigilante

[2:49:20] >> Sir, I'm a Gotham City District Attorney. without checking ID of any kind. Also, I take back my take back about Katie >> I can't find my mom. >> She's probably [ __ ] your Uncle Jamie.

[2:49:33] one group of cops that are actually bad guys, as well as the same little boy Batman had a moment with earlier. >> No one's going to hurt you. >> Holy coincidences, Batman. Now Scarecrow just happens to come across Rachel in

[2:49:48] hear what Rachel said to King Joffrey? Wow, Batman knew exactly where to glide Rachel and the kid. >> The monorail follows the water mains to the central hub beneath Wayne Tower. >> Rachel's moving along the mains, blowing

[2:50:02] us exposition already delivered by Batman earlier. Can you really knock the entire building coming down? I mean, if you can, what's the [ __ ] Mysterious super weapon conveniently self-destructs after the train accident.

[2:50:17] >> I got another job. Yours. the changes at Wayne Enterprises before he walks in the door. I guess Bruce entire media from telling him so that Earl could get an amusing and

[2:50:30] embarrassing comeuppance using the same words he used against Bruce and Fox. >> I never stopped thinking about you, about us. Then I found out about your mask. >> Geez, what a [ __ ] tease.

[2:50:50] hideous Joker makeup in public? Or does he put that [ __ ] on sometime during the other guy still shoots where his head would have been if he hadn't ducked. The notice the additional bus breaking the line and coming out of the huge gaping

[2:51:03] meeting with Gordon on a rooftop so low that half the skyscrapers in town can is the Tumbler busting in from? They're like eight levels up in a parking second Batman makes impact? How the [ __ ] is Batman supposed to have gotten into

[2:51:17] back door? Somewhere out there is a company making money selling useless frosted glass divider panels that don't provide security or actual room gun into court in a major organized crime case and is also apparently just

[2:51:29] the judge. >> getting shot at. You're not doing your to kill Harvey Dent, but wouldn't go out with Batman because of the same [ __ ] Lau can see everything anyway. Can you put the eraser end of a pencil through

[2:51:42] right now. Beautiful guard shrugs off the fact that Lucius has a cell phone then shrugs off the fact that he thinks all black people look alike. >> Just like a >> submarine

[2:51:54] apparently has no rules about the airspace over Hong Kong and any old buildings. >> The Joker card had traces of your DNA on >> Was it semen? I bet it was semen. It could be said the characters Heath

[2:52:06] Gyllenhaal asexual. Look, I know he's Batman and everything, but he managed to Joker's henchmen without anyone seeing him. I guess having four screens of the Batman. Bruce Wayne has the technology to reconstruct fingerprints from a

[2:52:19] brick, so why hasn't he also invented time travel or a woman who has orgasms? >> Harvey has known Rachel is next since the daytime shooting, but waits until Dent drove to this random spot to question this crazy guy, and Batman's

[2:52:33] does he know where Dent is? >> His name's Schiff, Thomas. out who this crazy dude really was, since he was whisked away before anyone want Rachel, Bruce? She doesn't even look like she did in the first movie.

[2:52:45] leaving? And it's kind of inconvenient that it becomes darker as you try to they really need to go down to Lower Fifth? Surely there are plenty of other >> I didn't sign up for this. >> Really? You are a SWAT officer.

[2:52:59] but then instantly upright for the next shot. How does the Joker know exactly he's able to set up this helicopter trap? Batman blows away all these cars Gordon faked his death to protect his family, but how does he keep that a

[2:53:12] cops on the payroll? He even manages to get on the SWAT team without anyone tipping off the Joker. And what did they tell his wife? Sorry, your husband has because his face is so disfigured he looks like Gary Oldman?

[2:53:24] to the chest. >> Wait, he never said that. That was Bruce chest. >> So, you weren't even there. >> Like I told you, I was playing this one close to the chest.

[2:53:36] them. >> Isn't this just the decision the Riddler on a larger scale? >> Talk me through what's going on with >> [ __ ] relationships, man. Geez. Joker's plan to break Lau out of prison

[2:53:50] Batman and Gordon so that he can make a phone call and blow this dude and this Joker could have known precisely when police would realize Dent was gone, when when Batman would join the questioning, and when things would escalate to a

[2:54:03] have had timers on the bombs for Rachel and Harvey that would be timed so to have only enough time to rescue one of them. Batman doesn't even know Rachel had this coin on her when she died, but somehow finds it in the rubble.

[2:54:17] >> Wouldn't the ferry boat workers have noticed all these explosives during if this were any other third-rate villain, Batman would be able to get out >> My turn. Two-Face decides people's fates by the flip of a coin, so wouldn't it

[2:54:30] Batman, Gordon's son, and himself? >> They must never know what he did. >> Five dead. Two of them cops. shot the cop from the fugitive and he only punched Ramirez and he shot the

[2:54:44] see, it's not nearly as bad as you think. >> What? Totally just dangling on a steel rope. Absolutely zero security at Wayne

[2:54:58] Nipple bit. Heist. Alfred tells you how the movie will end 17 minutes in. Blake knows exactly where to go to find Gordon. [ __ ] look on his face. Doesn't use Batman voice in hospital even though

[2:55:10] to trace his cell phone without a call being made. Batman gets pickpocketed. Magical robo knee brace. Alfred suddenly knows everything about Bane. from? Daytime when they go in the tunnel, nighttime when they come out.

[2:55:23] Ooh, is that a Galaxy Note? Well, it's Batman's Galaxy Note now. Ridiculous clean slate concept. This guy falls down for no reason. Uses Batman voice to talk >> Alfred whines like a little [ __ ] and breaks up with Batman. Illegal stock

[2:55:36] takeover are allowed to stand. >> And the borrowed time you've all been screen. >> [screaming] >> Wait, is she actually surprised that Wayne is Batman? Bane hits air, Batman

[2:55:52] goes down. This is not Batman. This is a [ __ ] a Batman costume. Bane knows it's off the books. So, Bane flew halfway around the world to the prison back to Gotham? >> Day in [clears throat] the sun.

[2:56:04] >> What? Woman in a men's prison justified by a cartwheel. Every available cop sent reactor into nuke in 2 minutes flat. Police officer just now realizing that guns kill. Gotham football team draws fewer fans than Jacksonville. Hines Ward

[2:56:18] kickoffs. Blake says screw it, guns are good again. Why didn't they just blow up government does basically nothing to help Gotham. If this were the Avengers, Bane. Bane does an Adam Sandler impression.

[2:56:35] chiropractic medicine. Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this from his own hallucinations. This wall actually still looks pretty easy to get over. The prison hole halfway around the world gets better cable reception than I

[2:56:48] These guys are terrible at hiding. Bruce destroys his only way of knowing what's out of the pit already? Sudden stupid Bat-omen. Did he teleport into the city? the bomb. He's the street artist that Gotham deserves, but not the one it

[2:57:04] just ripped off the crow. Another guy >> Count to five then throw. 1 3 >> Dude, you know it's your Bruce Wayne,

[2:57:16] with batons charge machine guns and tanks and most don't die. Remember how his back is broken and his knee has no cartilage? Plot twist turns Bane into a saved the day surprises no one. Would it kill you for once to just say I'm Bruce

[2:57:29] nuke with a 6-mi blast radius would definitely have incinerated Batman. We radiation will certainly kill us. Hooray! Oh yeah, Alfred's in this movie. Postman? Robin. Oh, give me a [ __ ] [music] break. No one notices the most

[2:57:43] famous recently dead person in the world sitting at this cafe.

[2:57:59] >> WHY DO YOU THINK I need a bath? >> Well, I have acquired a pardon in a game >> Well, I have acquired a pardon in a game of chance, the fastest ever built. >> Puppies. Puppies will put them [music] to sleep.

[2:58:11] >> I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for a ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I skills. >> All creatures feel fear.

[2:58:24] fear? >> Moments will be lost in time like tears >> I'm a man of God. Do you WANT ME TO GO AND TRASH YOUR LIGHTS?

[2:58:36] DO YOU WANT ME TO TRASH HIM? THEN WHY ARE YOU TRASHING MY SCENE? >> YOU ARE TRASHING MY SCENE. >> YOU ARE DYING. NO MORE CHANGE. >> YOU ARE DYING. NO MORE CHANGE. >> What the hell are you?

[2:58:52] >> Huh? >> Come on, Bryce. A lot more important >> Come on, Bryce. A lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. >> You're a liar. And a thief.

[2:59:14] >> Huh? >> Taste for the theatrical like you leaves >> Taste for the theatrical like you leaves a calling card.

[2:59:31] >> Mysterious go please. A SECRET CODE? >> WILL YOU BUILD IT? >> IF YOU build it, >> Get it. >> Monkey. Monkey. Key. Monkey. Key.

[2:59:52] the stupidest thing I've ever heard. >> Can we rewind it back to the I'm lame >> No, thanks. No, yeah, I appreciate it. I'm not saying I'm lame. I'm just saying >> Maybe we should, you know, listen. Cuz you're you're amazing.

[3:00:05] >> It is a good plan until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes. My shoes. There's all this baby goo on it. >> These shoes? >> Did you poop on my shoes? >> You You want to poop on my shoes?

[3:00:19] >> on my shoes? >> I lost three crews there this month. >> What about the East side? >> There we got a much bigger problem. >> A long time ago I was in Burma. Uh you'll most likely

[3:00:31] know it as Myanmar. But it will always be Burma to me. >> I've gone and done it again. and done it again. >> Let me get this straight.

[3:00:45] believe it. And you come up with this on your own. >> Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside.

[3:00:58] the inside. You better get used to that idea. >> Are you my 2:00? >> No.

[3:01:10] >> What happened? >> They took our guns. He He put that thing on me. [laughter] Then then then then he made me wear it. Then he he he he he told me to [ __ ] her.

[3:01:22] >> You don't think I will? >> You won't hurt me cuz you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. >> 1958 It's been traveling 22 years to get

[3:01:35] here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. >> Harvey called. >> Hi Harvey. Do you want these gourmet >> Hi Harvey. Do you want these gourmet jelly beans? I gave up sweets for Lent.

[3:01:47] jelly beans? I gave up sweets for Lent. >> I got Come on. me. >> Come on, hit me. >> I want you to hit me as hard as you can. You see, I'm a guy of simple taste.

[3:02:02] >> I like simple pleasures like butter in in ass, lollipops in my mouth. that I enjoy. >> Now is your chance to try something >> I hate this fantasy. >> For about 10 seconds from when I pull up

[3:02:16] to the curb when I get to your door. Cuz I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. >> They used to call me crazy Joe. Well, now they can call me a Batman.

[3:02:31] >> That boy is our last hope. >> No. There isn't another. >> And if I can change, you can change. EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE. >> It's just that [snorts] I've never seen

[3:02:44] you in here before. >> I'm going to smoke everybody involved in this up, and then I'm going to kill Bernadette.

[3:02:57] vacuum cleaners of science fiction. >> We're going to find a way to tell Murph, >> How, Cooper? >> Love tars love. >> And I don't think that man can love. >> You have part of my attention. You have

[3:03:09] The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or >> Why are the chimps still doing all the work?

[3:03:22] work? >> I got something TO TELL YOU. COMMITMENT? >> DO YOU KNOW how easy this is for me? Do you have any [ __ ] idea how easy this is? This is a [ __ ] joke.

[3:03:44] little girl underwear in the vending machines right on the main drag, the Guys in suits [music] buying used girl panties. How is that okay? That's not okay. >> Matt Damon.

[3:03:59] >> How can it to before I touch it? >> People assume that time is a strict actually from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey

[3:04:12] >> This is Ron Starworth calling. I saw your advertisement in the Colorado receiving some reading materials from you. don't mind. >> Damn,

[3:04:24] I want a beer. What about you? You want a beer? >> Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. We control the DNA of our progeny, germinating them in birthing pods.

[3:04:36] Forklift! It's over there by the baggage claim. >> Take care? >> No, man. Just take her out, you know.

[3:04:51] don't get lonely. >> Then it's best you get home. Come on, >> You be careful, [ __ ] >> Can you explain quantum mechanics to me? >> Now, let's say a drop of water falls on your hand. Which way is the drop going

[3:05:05] >> I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is have it. >> Or should we pivot? >> And embrace it. >> Would that it were so simple.

[3:05:19] and our imaginings horrify us. >> Just because we're building it, doesn't mean we get to decide how it's used. >> If you build you will come.

[3:05:32] >> Except it's the most [music] remote possibility. >> How remote? Chances are near zero. >> So, you're telling me there's a chance?

[3:05:52] >> Which was to me exceedingly hard to understand.