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[00:00] Why GTA 6 will suck.

[00:07] This video came out four months ago.

[00:11] All right, this is a good one. This

[00:14] could be a very based video. We don't

[00:16] know yet.

[00:20] Old GTA was like this.

[00:22] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] sold them [ __ ] Who's

[00:24] gangster? [ __ ]

[00:25] >> [ __ ]

[00:26] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you,

[00:28] >> [ __ ]

[00:28] >> [ __ ] What's up my [ __ ]

[00:31] >> The gangster [ __ ] [ __ ]

[00:34] >> [ __ ]

[00:35] >> all the [ __ ] ass GTA online stuff since

[00:38] 2020 is like this.

[00:39] >> Have no fear in this eye.

[00:47] >> Do talk some [ __ ] But he right. Only

[00:49] gunshots you going to hear and hear be

[00:50] some fool's verbal tune.

[00:51] >> Hey, that's what this place is all

[00:53] about. Be who you want to be.

[00:55] >> FRESHEST MEASAURUS.

[00:59] SPEEDOSAURUS.

[01:00] >> IS THIS Is this true?

[01:02] >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.

[01:04] >> LOOK AT YOU.

[01:04] >> You were with Mimi, right?

[01:06] >> At the car. Me.

[01:07] >> You don't look like much of a driver to

[01:09] me.

[01:09] >> You heard what she said. You look like a

[01:11] hoe.

[01:12] >> Just kidding, baby.

[01:13] >> Guys, can I be honest with you? I don't

[01:15] really care if GTA 6 gets delayed again

[01:17] because whenever the game comes out,

[01:18] it's going to be [ __ ] gay and

[01:20] [ __ ] How do I know this?

[01:22] >> So, okay. So, the prediction is that GTA

[01:24] 6 will be both gay and also [ __ ]

[01:28] Okay, that's a big prediction. All

[01:30] right,

[01:31] >> three reasons. Katie, James, Santa, Dax,

[01:34] and the

[01:35] >> characters. El Rubio, and English Dave.

[01:37] >> So, they made three bad characters. It

[01:39] means that it's going to be bad.

[01:40] >> These are the main characters from the

[01:42] LS Tuners update in 2021, the LS Drug

[01:45] Wars update in 2022, and the Kaio Perico

[01:47] heist from 2020. Now, guys, let's think

[01:50] really hard here. Why were GTA

[01:51] characters in San Andreas, Vice City,

[01:53] GTA 4, and GTA 5 so hilarious and

[01:57] badass? And why is all the writing

[01:58] Rockstar is doing for GTA so cringe gay?

[02:02] >> Because it's women that are doing the

[02:04] writing

[02:04] >> and corny. And it's actually really

[02:06] simple. Bros used to work at Rockstar.

[02:09] Now it's a bunch of women, boldike

[02:11] lesbians, and soy boy beta cucks who

[02:14] wear dresses. But here COMES THE

[02:15] RESPONSE. NO, DUDE. LUCHIA and Jason are

[02:19] based as hell. They look so cool and

[02:21] badass. My brother in Christ, a leopard

[02:23] can't change its spots. This is

[02:25] literally the writing team working on

[02:27] the game right now.

[02:28] >> We know the GTA 6 story will be corny,

[02:31] soft, gay, politically correct nonsense

[02:35] because KDJ, Santa, Dex, and every GTA

[02:39] online update since 2020 has been corny,

[02:43] soft, gay, politically correct nonsense.

[02:46] Is that true? Like, I don't even know if

[02:48] that's true. I haven't played any of

[02:50] these.

[02:55] Is I I I have no idea.

[02:56] >> Another objection I hear is this. No,

[02:58] man. They're bringing back old GTA. My

[03:00] sweet summer child. Nobody who made old

[03:03] GTA games is at Rockstar anymore. Do you

[03:06] know who created Nico, CJ, Tommy, and

[03:09] all the others? It was Dan Hower, Leslie

[03:11] Benzy's, David Jones, Aaron Garbetta,

[03:14] Michaelorth. All of them are gone.

[03:15] >> Oh, they're gone. Okay. So, not the

[03:17] company anymore. All right. on kiddo.

[03:20] It's just a bunch of fat white women

[03:21] working there. Now,

[03:27] this might be the greatest video I've

[03:29] ever seen in my life.

[03:31] This is like This is crazy. Is this what

[03:34] like is this the way a communist feels

[03:36] watching Hassan? Like, this is Oh my

[03:39] god. This is crazy.

[03:45] And fat white women definitely know how

[03:47] to make based edgy video games as we've

[03:50] seen with Concord and Veilgard and

[03:52] Ghost.

[03:52] >> You know what's really funny is that

[03:54] there are a bunch of fat white women

[03:56] that know how to make really based video

[03:57] games and based content. And do you know

[03:59] what all of their hair color is? It's

[04:02] the same. It's gray. They're all old.

[04:05] They're a bunch of old ladies that are

[04:07] like, "Oh, this is going to be good."

[04:09] That grew up like It's like my mom,

[04:10] right? 70, 60 year old women that like

[04:14] grew up playing video games and never

[04:16] were for losers.

[04:18] >> Woke Tay. So, boys, in this video, I

[04:20] want to do something very simple. I want

[04:22] to compare the GTA characters of the

[04:23] 2000s.

[04:24] >> And and by the way, I'm only I'm only

[04:26] halfway memeing, okay? Like, a woman was

[04:29] one of the writers for Expedition 33 and

[04:32] uh a woman wrote um Final Fantasy uh 14

[04:35] Shadowbringers. So like it's

[04:39] it's this is only usually true. It's not

[04:42] always true. It's just usually true.

[04:47] >> Post 2020 storytelling that Rockstar is

[04:50] doing now. And what I think we will see

[04:52] is that Rockstar in 2026 is literally

[04:55] incapable of writing interesting or

[04:57] funny characters anymore. Let's go. So

[04:59] as we all know, AAA games are complete

[05:01] slop now. But occasionally one comes

[05:03] along like Expedition 33 that I think is

[05:05] worth buying. And I just discovered this

[05:07] website to get brand new games super

[05:09] cheap and legit and it's called AIBA. So

[05:11] check this out.

[05:12] >> I use Pirate Bay. But yeah,

[05:14] >> Edition 33 is $50 on Steam right now.

[05:17] It's $26 on Anie. Silent Hill 2 is

[05:20] >> I was able to download Death Stranding

[05:22] 2. It was only 1 gigabyte and it was an

[05:24] executable file, but the game didn't

[05:25] run. I don't know why. My computer

[05:28] doesn't really work that well anymore.

[05:29] So, you know, don't download Death

[05:32] Stranding too.

[05:33] >> On Steam right now, it's $27 on ANIBA.

[05:36] Lies of PE, great game, by the way. It's

[05:38] $70 on Steam right now. It's $20 on

[05:41] AIBA. You pay the money and they send

[05:42] you the code to install the game. Done.

[05:45] Surely this is a scam, right? How can

[05:47] these guys do this? Aba basically buys

[05:49] game keys in bulk and at deep discount

[05:51] in other countries and then they resell

[05:53] them at a slightly higher price. So,

[05:54] they're still making a profit. It's

[05:56] >> absolutely a scam, but they do it. It

[05:58] works. Hey, if if you can do it, you can

[05:59] do it.

[06:00] >> Pretty cool idea. Every game key I've

[06:02] gotten from them was legit. If you get

[06:04] one and it doesn't work, you just send

[06:05] them screenshots of what happened and

[06:07] they will give you a full refund. It

[06:09] works for Steam games, Xbox, PS5. Bro,

[06:12] Days Gone. Banger. It's $40 on Steam.

[06:14] >> I was going to play that with my

[06:16] girlfriend and then she broke up with

[06:17] me.

[06:18] >> It's

[06:19] >> I think I even bought the game to play

[06:20] it with her. Oh, I wonder if I still

[06:22] have it. I think I might still have

[06:24] that. I don't know where it is. $1 on an

[06:28] right now. Now, you guys know I would

[06:29] never touch gay garbage like Roblox or

[06:31] Fortnite. But for you degenerates who

[06:33] play these games,

[06:34] >> I think I dude I think Fortnite is

[06:36] actually a generational game. I'm going

[06:38] to be I'm going to be a loser. I'm going

[06:40] to be a [ __ ] I'm going to tell you I

[06:42] think Fortnite is an incredible game. I

[06:45] do. It's a really really good game.

[06:49] The hate on Fortnite is forced. I think

[06:51] it is too.

[06:54] games. You can also get V-Bucks and

[06:56] Shark cards very cheap through Aniba,

[06:58] too. Everybody I've talked to has had a

[06:59] great experience with Anibba. They just

[07:01] save you a ton of money and they're

[07:02] totally legit. All right, back to the

[07:04] video. All right, so we're going to look

[07:05] at three examples of why Rockstar is

[07:07] incapable of writing funny or

[07:09] interesting characters anymore. Number

[07:11] one,

[07:11] >> I already saw 30 examples in that photo.

[07:13] I don't need anymore.

[07:15] >> One, Lamar from GTA 5 2013 versus Katie

[07:19] J and Ceanta from GTA Online 2021. What

[07:22] makes Lamar such a relatable character

[07:24] is that I grew up with guys like this

[07:26] and he's just funny as hell, man.

[07:28] Everybody knows somebody like this.

[07:30] >> Oh, [ __ ] don't hate me cuz I'm

[07:31] beautiful, [ __ ] Maybe if you got rid

[07:32] of that old yey ass haircut you got, you

[07:34] get some [ __ ] on your dick.

[07:36] >> Back when GTA 5 was written, probably in

[07:38] 2010, Rockstar used to just observe

[07:40] reality and show it. You see this same

[07:43] thing in GTA San Andreas, Rockstar used

[07:46] to not have a message they were trying

[07:47] to get across. They just wanted to show

[07:49] reality. San Andreas doesn't whitewash

[07:52] anything. Black gangs were violent and

[07:54] corrupt. Cops were

[08:00] This is This is a generational video. Oh

[08:05] my god.

[08:06] >> Racist and abusive. The government was

[08:08] predatory. Suburban America was

[08:10] hypocritical. The same reason old GTA

[08:13] was so good is the same reason Lamar is

[08:15] hilarious. Because they're just showing

[08:17] reality. Lamar is sexist. He's

[08:20] homophobic. He's quote unquote

[08:22] offensive. But

[08:24] >> that's one of the things that I really

[08:25] don't like about modern villains is when

[08:28] modern villains are

[08:30] they are evil. They're murderers, but

[08:32] they would never consider being

[08:34] homophobic and they would never consider

[08:36] being racist. Like I I I understand like

[08:39] I don't think it's always bad and I

[08:41] think that there are some instances

[08:42] where it's not bad, but overwhelmingly

[08:45] like when I see that I think to myself,

[08:47] "Oh, I'm looking at modern slob." Oh,

[08:53] and they're always white. Yes. We all

[08:56] love characters like Lamar is because

[08:58] they're relatable and we know dudes like

[09:00] this. GTA postco doesn't do

[09:03] >> This guy looks like a streamer.

[09:07] Holy [ __ ] that's bad.

[09:10] Damn, bro. Like

[09:12] >> this anymore. They whitewash characters.

[09:15] They make them

[09:16] >> watered down and palatable and sanitized

[09:19] for modern audiences. Nowhere is this

[09:21] more clear than the cringe 2021 update

[09:24] Los Santos Tuners. First off, it starts

[09:27] with Mimi, this corny chick, and how

[09:29] talking about how everyone is welcome

[09:32] here.

[09:33] >> Hey, that's what this place is all

[09:34] about. Be who you want to be. Tuna, Ma,

[09:38] stock car racer, obnoxious as a

[09:40] [ __ ] Express yourself,

[09:43] >> bro. In San Andreas.

[09:53] All right. All right. That didn't Yeah.

[09:57] All right. It's goywashing.

[10:02] I like that term. I might that one might

[10:04] go to the dictionary.

[10:06] [ __ ] washing might actually make it to

[10:08] the dictionary. We're gonna consider

[10:09] that.

[10:10] >> Guess you were killed for being in the

[10:12] wrong gang. Now GTA is like, "It's 2025,

[10:16] man. Let's be inclusive." But it gets

[10:18] worse when we meet Katie J, and Santa.

[10:21] >> Let's get a look at you.

[10:22] >> You were with Mimi, right?

[10:24] >> At the car meet.

[10:25] >> You don't look like much of a driver to

[10:26] me.

[10:27] >> You heard what she said. You look like a

[10:29] hoe.

[10:29] >> Just kidding, baby. All right. So, first

[10:31] off, who the [ __ ] are you? The first

[10:33] thing they do is diss you. What? This is

[10:36] what I'm talking about when I say Modern

[10:37] Rockstar literally doesn't know what

[10:39] they're doing anymore in GTA 4. This

[10:41] annoying couple would be the bad guys

[10:43] and then you would get to kill them. But

[10:45] Modern Rockstar is so gay and woke.

[10:48] They've written a villain that they

[10:49] don't even realize is a villain. That's

[10:51] how bad it is. But it gets

[10:52] >> that is one of the problems. I think

[10:54] that he's right about that. That this is

[10:56] what I said earlier. It's like kind of

[10:57] in in mixtape where like the main

[11:00] characters. So, this is the problem is

[11:02] that developers get really sensitive

[11:04] about you making fun of their

[11:06] characters, but it's because their main

[11:08] characters are obnoxious and unlikable.

[11:10] But the reason why they're obnoxious and

[11:12] unlikable is because they're

[11:13] self-inserts. And that's the also the

[11:16] reason why they get defensive about

[11:17] them. I think that's what happens.

[11:21] It's kind of like, you know, how many of

[11:22] these like modern video games are that

[11:26] the adults were actually wrong and the

[11:29] kids emotional reaction was actually the

[11:31] correct opinion to have. Too many

[11:36] worse because they're not even funny at

[11:38] all and they have this annoying subplot

[11:40] to call you constantly and the dude is

[11:42] just gooning for his ugly girlfriend and

[11:44] talking about it the whole time.

[11:46] >> Showtime, babe.

[11:48] Oh, your timing couldn't be better. Just

[11:51] got my ass in the hot tub

[11:53] >> without me.

[11:54] >> You don't need no invite, baby. You got

[11:57] an all year pass. Dude, the fact that

[11:59] you don't get to kill these characters

[12:01] tells me Rockstar literally has lost the

[12:03] plot and doesn't even know how to write

[12:05] a character anymore. So, I know that GTA

[12:08] 6 will be garbage. Moving on. Number

[12:11] two, Trevor from 2013 versus Dax and the

[12:15] Foolagans in 2022 GTA online.

[12:18] >> Okay,

[12:19] >> please son, your daddy's been a bad boy.

[12:22] Please,

[12:24] you want a sniff? The [ __ ] is wrong with

[12:26] you? With every executive and director

[12:30] of communications from here to Bangalore

[12:32] taking it left, right, and center in the

[12:35] name of team training.

[12:36] >> Guys, let's be honest. Trevor eats

[12:38] hikers. He wakes up with his pants down

[12:40] next to a pig. When he's not pitching

[12:42] Asian investors on Trevor Phillips

[12:44] Industries, he's brutally murdering

[12:46] Lloyd and Deborah or going on romantic

[12:48] dates with the 57-year-old Mrs. Madzo.

[12:51] Trevor is unhinged in the best possible

[12:53] way. And I don't think we will ever get

[12:55] a character like him again from the soft

[12:57] ass [ __ ] who run Rockstar today.

[13:00] Trevor represents the pure unbridled

[13:02] nihilism of a GTA player. What modern

[13:05] game developers don't understand is

[13:07] this. You don't have to agree with a

[13:09] character to find them fun to play as.

[13:12] >> That's a big one. I think he's right

[13:13] about that.

[13:14] >> I don't agree with Trevor's nihilistic

[13:16] view of the universe, but he sure is fun

[13:18] as hell to play as most of the time.

[13:20] He's a ball of chaos and energy that

[13:22] gets thrown into situations and you get

[13:24] to watch everything collapse. It's

[13:25] great. Now, contrast Trevor with Dax,

[13:28] the fake, edgy, boring, safe, sanitized

[13:32] Pineapple Express ass Seth Rogan ass of

[13:35] Los Santos Drug Wars.

[13:37] >> Let's get some of those beers out.

[13:39] >> Let's get some of those beers out.

[13:47] >> Trevor, on the one hand, is actually

[13:49] psychotic. Dax is, oh man, you're so

[13:52] crazy. Do you know what I mean? So Dax

[13:54] is in this group called

[13:55] >> I do think this is true that like a lot

[13:57] of the like really edgy brutal [ __ ] is

[14:00] stuff that people hate and sorry is

[14:03] stuff that they don't want to make. Like

[14:04] a great example of this like not

[14:06] actually being what players want is a

[14:08] game like Mouthwashing and like that

[14:10] game was like really really really edgy,

[14:12] right? But people loved it because

[14:14] people want to have video like life is

[14:16] edgy. Like people have scary and you

[14:18] know like [ __ ] politically incorrect

[14:20] you know experiences and if you're not

[14:23] able to write something that can uh you

[14:26] know that can resonate with that it's

[14:28] just not going to work.

[14:30] >> The fooligans and despite all of them

[14:32] cracking each other up apparently 24/7.

[14:35] I didn't laugh a single time during this

[14:37] entire story.

[14:38] >> FRESHEST MEASAURUS.

[14:41] >> FRESHEST MEASAURUS. He has some fat ass

[14:44] lebs who hangs out with him and a guy

[14:46] named Labrat who cooks meth for him.

[14:48] Yeah, I can barely watch any of this

[14:50] because it's so cringe and boring. But

[14:52] just to let you know, this was written

[14:54] by the writing team at Rockstar. This is

[14:57] the team making GTA 6, and this is why

[15:00] GTA 6 will be boring as hell. Dax is

[15:03] basically all of the Seth Rogan ass

[15:05] millennial stereotypes rolled into one.

[15:08] Corporations are bad, man. Drugs are

[15:10] cool, man. He just yammers on constantly

[15:13] on the phone and never shuts up or stops

[15:15] cackling with his stupid friends.

[15:17] There's no menace or mystery or anything

[15:20] interesting about Dax. He exists just to

[15:23] be your pal, man. But again, this is

[15:26] >> I mean, this does sound really cringe.

[15:28] I'm going to be honest. It does. It's a

[15:30] jugalo. No, even jugos are cooler than

[15:33] this. Like I I I wonder if it's this

[15:36] bad. Like I Man, this is for story mode.

[15:40] They take story mode a lot more

[15:41] seriously. Well, I don't know.

[15:43] >> Rockstar writing in 2025. Moving on to

[15:46] my final point. I want to talk about

[15:48] villains. I couldn't decide who I wanted

[15:50] to pick. So, let's just say we have old

[15:52] GTA villains like Big Smoke, Officer

[15:55] Tinpey, and Sunny Felli on one side, and

[15:58] then we have corny ass villains like El

[16:00] Rubio on the other side. Isn't it so

[16:02] funny that the graphics were [ __ ] in GTA

[16:04] San Andreas and yet some of the most

[16:06] memorable characters ever were created

[16:08] that can't even be rivaled today?

[16:10] >> I think that the problem is that

[16:12] nowadays they try to make characters

[16:14] that look realistic rather than

[16:16] characters that look cool. And I think

[16:18] that a lot of western studios go in the

[16:21] route of trying to incorporate and

[16:24] utilize photo realism rather than some

[16:27] degree of photo realism with a also an

[16:30] extra amount of fantastical design. Like

[16:32] a great example of this, I'll give two

[16:34] examples of it. A western example and

[16:36] also a Korean example. I think the

[16:38] Korean example is obvious. It's going to

[16:39] be stellar blade, right? And so like

[16:42] that's a really good one. You could also

[16:43] say, I mean, another good one would be

[16:45] uh, you know, like [ __ ] Resident

[16:47] Evil, right? Like the guy that plays

[16:50] Leon looks kind of like Leon, but not

[16:52] really. Same as the girl that plays uh,

[16:54] you know, like a Ada Long and uh, and

[16:56] Ashley. They kind of look that way, but

[16:58] not exactly. And another good example is

[17:02] uh, you could look at Exhibition 33,

[17:04] like Andy Circus looks like Renoir, but

[17:07] they clearly changed the way that he

[17:09] looks to a degree. So, it's like it's

[17:11] clear that it's Andy Circus, but it's

[17:12] also clear that it's Renoir. And I think

[17:15] that nowadays when you take the

[17:17] character and you one for one the

[17:18] character, it just causes problems. It

[17:22] does. It causes problems and it looks

[17:24] weird.

[17:26] There's a common element here. Women.

[17:27] Well, I don't know. He looks like Gollum

[17:30] now. Sure. That was a long time ago. Big

[17:33] Smoke is such a good villain because he

[17:35] exists as comic relief the entire game

[17:37] to let your guard down. You love Big

[17:39] Smoke. He is your homie the entire game.

[17:40] >> Well, and it's also that like I mean

[17:42] this is clearly I mean this is like easy

[17:44] e, right? I mean like there's like also

[17:46] a lot of like real life parallels to

[17:48] this that I think make it endearing as

[17:50] well.

[17:52] And so the knife twist that happens when

[17:54] he finally betrays you in the end is

[17:56] nothing like you've ever felt. It's

[17:58] truly next level evil. You could say the

[18:01] same about Devin Weston being an amazing

[18:03] villain in GTA 5. He's a rich, douchy

[18:06] white guy in workout outfits. And you

[18:08] find out at the end of the game, he was

[18:10] just playing you and using you as a pawn

[18:12] the entire time. The greatest evil GTA 5

[18:15] posits doesn't come from street

[18:16] hustlers, but corporate shills like

[18:19] Devin Weston keeping their hands clean.

[18:21] So, what kind of writing is gay ass

[18:23] Rockstar doing in 2026? Well, they're

[18:26] creating corny ass characters like

[18:28] English Dave and El Rubio.

[18:30] >> English Dave. English Dave is a topic

[18:31] for another video, but guys, Kaio Pero

[18:34] like nothing funny happens. You what do

[18:36] you meet these women and then there's

[18:38] Mrs. Madzo in there and you go on a

[18:40] plane. It's like it's just some of the

[18:42] most boring cut scenes with completely

[18:44] uninteresting characters. I truly think

[18:46] if you if you compare like the

[18:48] storytelling in Kaio Perico to

[18:50] >> I think it's also like it it's like this

[18:53] with movies too. Like if you go back and

[18:56] you watch Friday,

[18:59] holy [ __ ] was that a good movie.

[19:02] Like I saw it for the first time like

[19:05] five or six years ago. And oh my god,

[19:09] that was insanely good. Holy [ __ ] I I I

[19:12] didn't even realize how good it was. And

[19:15] it was like still a great movie. And

[19:17] it's like you really get to see like

[19:19] that that videos like games, movies,

[19:22] everything used to have such an edge. It

[19:25] used to have such an edge to it. And

[19:27] there was more than an edge. There was

[19:29] like one thing that I think a lot of

[19:32] stories are afraid to do is take

[19:34] themselves seriously now. And I don't

[19:37] know if that sounds weird to say or not,

[19:39] but it seems like usually suspenseful

[19:42] and thematic or emotional moments

[19:44] usually get broken up by quips or by

[19:48] some form of comedic relief or something

[19:50] like that. And I think that you

[19:52] definitely have a genre like Marvel is a

[19:54] great genre for that. And I think that

[19:56] with Marvel movies, it's great that they

[19:58] have that, but the problem is that

[20:00] everybody started doing that where that

[20:02] was kind of like the charm and the

[20:04] always upbeat comedic, you know,

[20:06] experience like watching, you know, a

[20:08] Marvel movie. But even with Marvel

[20:11] movies, I I would say that many of the

[20:13] Marvel movies didn't do that at the

[20:15] beginning. They did not like if you

[20:17] watch the first Captain America, it

[20:18] really didn't do that very much. Even

[20:20] you watch the first Avengers, it didn't

[20:22] really do that as many times, right? I

[20:24] mean, Thor 2 didn't do that, I think,

[20:26] hardly at all. So, Iron Man 1. Yeah,

[20:29] definitely. And so, like, I think that

[20:31] movies now and media is almost afraid to

[20:34] take itself seriously. I I don't know

[20:36] really even what to what to make of

[20:38] that. It's hard for me to even explain.

[20:41] There's no tension anymore. Yeah. I

[20:44] can't stand the constant millennial

[20:46] comedical relief. Yeah, I think so.

[20:49] >> Yeah.

[20:50] >> Chris Prattism. Well, the thing is that

[20:51] like with Chris Pratt, like Chris Pratt

[20:54] in Parks and Recreation was my favorite

[20:57] character. Andy was amazing. He was so

[21:00] funny. He reminded me of like a guy I've

[21:02] grown up with, I've known for 25 years.

[21:05] And so, like I I like he was great. But

[21:08] here's the problem. It's that people see

[21:11] something that works really well inside

[21:13] of one medium and then they apply it to

[21:15] everything else thinking that they can

[21:17] have the same effect. having Andy Dwire

[21:19] or even Star-Lord, right, and Marvel. I

[21:22] think that makes sense, but the problem

[21:24] is whenever you apply it to other types

[21:26] of media where it just gives cringe.

[21:29] Yeah, it's it's the mass- prodduced

[21:31] application of it. And like, you know,

[21:33] for for what it's worth, I think uh you

[21:35] know, Black Panther didn't have that. I

[21:38] was just thinking about this, you know,

[21:40] there was like no comedic relief. It was

[21:42] just I mean, maybe once or twice, right?

[21:44] But in general, like it was just solid

[21:46] real [ __ ] And I think people respect

[21:49] that.

[21:52] >> It's like a completely different studio

[21:54] made this slop. So the villain El Rubio

[21:57] shows you how bad at writing Rockstar is

[22:00] in 2025 because I genuinely think they

[22:02] thought they were writing a villain and

[22:04] he's just sanitized and safe and boring

[22:07] as hell.

[22:08] >> DAVE,

[22:11] welcome to paradise. I'm Monia.

[22:16] >> Hold me blonde.

[22:19] >> Bring it in here guys. Look at you.

[22:21] >> Oh, pleasure.

[22:21] >> You guys ARE SO [ __ ] COOL.

[22:24] >> NICE TO MEET YOU.

[22:25] >> Is there any menace? Is there any

[22:27] foreshadowing? Do we feel like we are

[22:29] looking true evil in the face? No. And

[22:32] this is why I know that the writing and

[22:34] the worldbuilding and the characters in

[22:36] GTA 6 will be gay as hell because the

[22:39] people who wrote corny ass sanitized

[22:41] villains like El Rubio are the same

[22:43] people doing the writing for GTA 6.

[22:46] Guys, just to make my point here in

[22:48] closing, this is Ysef Amir in GTA 4.

[22:52] >> What's up my [ __ ]

[22:54] >> This is Yousef Amir written by the

[22:57] rockstar of today. Hope you don't mind.

[22:59] We let ourselves in. But Yousef Amir in

[23:03] the house,

[23:07] guys. Why?

[23:22] That was funny though.

[23:25] Guys, I think we have a real goam in

[23:27] chat.

[23:29] We h we have one. We have a there's a

[23:31] real live goyam in the chat.

[23:35] Why is it this way? Why is Rockstar just

[23:38] sanitized boring slop now compared to

[23:40] the

[23:41] >> I'm not going to listen. I'm not going

[23:42] to condemn it. I never like I'm watching

[23:45] this video. I've never played Grand

[23:47] Theft Auto. I don't know whether this is

[23:50] true, but I don't know whether it is

[23:52] cherrypicking or it's like I mean maybe

[23:55] you could find cringe scenes with other

[23:57] characters. I I I don't know. Older

[24:00] games and guys, it's actually incredibly

[24:03] boring and incredibly sad money. They

[24:07] want that Roblox money. The edgier and

[24:10] more offensive GTA becomes, the less

[24:13] children they can get to play GTA 6

[24:15] online. So, Rockstar has put the pedal

[24:18] to the metal towards becoming the most

[24:20] sanitized, safe, toothless, and boring

[24:23] game imaginable. Literally, so that

[24:26] parents don't have to feel bad to give

[24:28] their kids credit cards to buy GTA

[24:30] online shark.

[24:31] >> I feel like that's what made GTA back in

[24:32] the day so like enticing is like as a

[24:35] teenager, like a 12-year-old, it's like,

[24:37] "Oh my god, this game is like this is

[24:39] the game that's on like Fox News

[24:41] specials. There's like a NBC special

[24:44] prime time episode about like whether

[24:46] GTA caused Coline like you know it's

[24:49] like and and like now you're like oh my

[24:50] god I want to play this game right like

[24:52] what is this like cuz there's the uh you

[24:55] know like the the novelty of it and like

[24:57] just people thinking that this is some

[24:59] kind of like fancy or not fancy uh it's

[25:02] like forbidden. Yeah. And it's like if

[25:04] you're your 12-year-old boy, right? It's

[25:06] like the forbidden media that's like

[25:08] super edgy. like that's the main thing

[25:10] you want to see. So, I don't know if

[25:12] that's really even gonna work out for

[25:13] him,

[25:15] but I guess he's right. My mom didn't

[25:17] buy it for me.

[25:18] >> Cards. Think about it. GTA Online makes

[25:21] 10 times more money than the old GTA

[25:23] games ever did. But boys, just in

[25:25] closing, as I've said in multiple other

[25:28] videos, GTA isn't GTA anymore. It's

[25:32] safe. It's [ __ ] Just sanitized

[25:35] [ __ ] gay slop. All right, boys. I'm

[25:38] going to get out of here. Be sure to

[25:39] check out AnoBA for huge discounts on

[25:41] new AAA games. All right, peace.

[25:44] >> This guy, Andy Pants, every time I see

[25:47] one of his videos, he just lays it out.

[25:50] He does. He just lays it out. He doesn't

[25:53] give a [ __ ] He doesn't try to mince

[25:56] words. He just says exactly what he's

[25:58] thinking. And I think it's [ __ ]

[26:01] hilarious. It is. He's so funny. And

[26:04] anyway, yeah, there's the video. Make

[26:06] sure to give him a sub, give it a like,

[26:08] uh, if you like the video. Right. I

[26:10] thought he's cherry-picking. I I don't

[26:12] know. I don't want to say it's going to

[26:14] be bad, but I do I I do think that, you

[26:17] know, again, like I'm I'm very

[26:20] reluctant, but from everything that I

[26:23] know about Rockstar, they've always made

[26:25] really good games.

[26:27] So, I don't want to go and uh, you know,

[26:28] like criticize it too much. So, yeah. I

[26:31] I I don't I don't know. I I'm not sure.

[26:34] I haven't played it. And so it just

[26:36] seems I see what his point is and I I I

[26:38] kind of kind of agree, but I don't know

[26:41] really if that's a good example one way

[26:43] or