I've Been Having So Much Fun with This

[00:00] about to have a containment breach here.

[00:02] I'm having the Moist Critical Gaming

[00:04] channel leak onto Maine for a moment

[00:05] because I think it's important you all

[00:07] see what optimal efficiency looks like

[00:11] in Mecca Chameleon. So, I've been really

[00:13] liking this game. Played it with my

[00:16] friends two nights ago and I've done

[00:18] something that I haven't done since the

[00:20] Among Us era. I went into pub lobbies

[00:22] and just started wreaking havoc. I might

[00:26] be, and I don't say this lightly, the

[00:29] most talented mecha chameleon player in

[00:31] the scene right now. And I can tell you

[00:33] with confidence, playing this game solo

[00:36] without friends is kind of sad. I

[00:38] actually was in these pub lobbies

[00:40] surrounded in the looney bin here, and I

[00:44] just actually kind of felt bad about

[00:46] myself for even doing it. But I' I've

[00:48] just I just like the game a lot, and my

[00:50] friends weren't on. So, what am I to do?

[00:53] I have to go in the pub lobbies and

[00:55] start

[00:56] taking it to him, slapping them around,

[00:58] showing them that I am the best mecha

[01:01] chameleon hider there is. I also saw

[01:03] this and just wanted to yap about it. It

[01:06] sold 3 million copies in a week with

[01:09] zero in advertising. Every AAA company

[01:13] in the world out there [ __ ] punching

[01:15] air ferociously right now seeing this.

[01:18] And this is what I was talking about a

[01:19] couple days ago, like with everything

[01:21] going on in the space. How many more

[01:24] times do we need to see successes like

[01:25] this for the big boys, the big

[01:27] corporations to realize that what people

[01:29] actually want are fun, creative games?

[01:32] Like, it doesn't need to be like the

[01:34] same sterile formulaic garbage that has

[01:37] like a $400 million budget like Gears of

[01:40] War Eday apparently has. Even though I'm

[01:42] somewhat optimistic for Gears Eday

[01:45] cautiously, I know that it's doomed to

[01:47] failure because there's no world, no

[01:50] dimension in the multiverse where it

[01:52] even begin to tickle the pubic hair on a

[01:55] $400 million investment to try and

[01:57] recoup that or heaven forbid make money,

[02:00] go green there. It's genuinely

[02:02] impossible if that budget is accurate.

[02:04] Again, the only game that will ever

[02:07] justify a budget of that caliber is like

[02:09] Grand Theft Auto 6. Gears Day has no

[02:11] chance. Concord had no chance. There are

[02:13] countless examples to pull from of these

[02:15] crazy bloated budgets that absolutely

[02:18] are just curtains before it even

[02:21] launches. It's already dead on arrival.

[02:22] They're never going to make that money.

[02:24] Yet, these big AAA gaming companies keep

[02:27] doing it over and over and over and over

[02:29] again, just reheating the same meal, but

[02:31] with more money put behind it, thinking

[02:33] this time it'll work. This time they're

[02:35] going to want the live service slop. But

[02:38] all they need to do is just wake up and

[02:39] pay attention to what's actually going

[02:41] on in the video game space and realize

[02:42] that these indie games that are made by

[02:44] small teams on [ __ ] shoestring

[02:46] budgets with basically no marketing and

[02:48] no advertising are absolutely thriving.

[02:51] Like this is on the upper echelon of it.

[02:53] 3 million copies in a week is absolute

[02:56] absurdity. But there are tons of indie

[02:58] games out there that every single day

[03:01] are popping off and doing great. The

[03:04] future of gaming, like AAA gaming, that

[03:07] is, is games that don't take [ __ ]

[03:10] eight years to develop, hundred plus

[03:13] million dollars, and are actually

[03:15] creative, innovative, deliver something

[03:17] new, something fun, and like it's just

[03:21] it should be obvious, but they're not

[03:22] learning. But anyway, I don't want to

[03:24] get too lost in the sauce on that

[03:25] tangent. I want to show you some of the

[03:27] highlights from my pub stomping. I saw

[03:30] the comments on the last one. you were

[03:31] less than impressed with my ability to

[03:33] hide and hunt in Mecca Chameleon. So,

[03:35] I'm going to show you that I am one of

[03:36] the finest prop hunt players and prop

[03:39] hunt style gamers this game has ever

[03:41] seen. So, let's go into a pub lobby

[03:44] here. Bruce smells.

[03:48] Come on, baby. Come on, baby.

[03:50] I'm running out of time.

[03:53] Look at this texture, by the way,

[03:59] bro. No way Bruce finds me.

[04:05] I actually finished all the texture for

[04:07] the most part.

[04:11] Okay, let's see.

[04:15] Oh my god, I'm not flush against the

[04:17] wall.

[04:23] It's a real shame. I spent too much time

[04:26] focusing on the painting. Not enough

[04:28] time on the uh proximity to the wall. I

[04:32] was just floating in front of the wall.

[04:34] That's not it. Maybe straight up.

[04:40] Let's try against this this one here.

[04:46] There we go.

[04:48] There we go.

[04:57] [ __ ] perfect. I think R I I don't

[05:00] think Ryan hid here actually. I think

[05:01] where he hid was the uh

[05:05] other statue like in the main lobby.

[05:14] I might be be better off not doing that

[05:16] actually looking at it now. I might be

[05:19] better off just staying like this.

[05:24] just full turtle it because if I throw

[05:26] that little bolt there, they're going to

[05:28] see me lift it off of it. But I think

[05:30] without it, I'm good.

[05:33] Okay.

[05:36] All right. Let's go to free cam.

[05:42] Free movement. Okay.

[05:48] No way Bruce finds me now.

[05:56] Oh, it's not Bruce hunting. It's

[05:57] Brookie. Right now, this map is way too

[06:00] big for how many people we have here.

[06:01] Legit, they're never going to find me.

[06:15] I'mma keep my eyes on him, though.

[06:21] See how they do.

[06:25] Anyone using the uh standard balloon

[06:27] strats? That's some low-level [ __ ] I've

[06:31] graduated from that.

[06:33] I think this guy's [ __ ] lost. He's

[06:35] suffering from psychosis.

[06:40] Uh oh, he's checking Uh oh. He's

[06:42] checking the statues.

[06:44] I'm really well hidden, though. I I

[06:46] don't know. I've Uh oh.

[06:50] Oh [ __ ] They know I'm in this room now.

[06:59] Man, this brookie guy's he's got a nose

[07:01] on him.

[07:05] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

[07:09] dude. They're all over me.

[07:12] Yeah, it's just a matter of time.

[07:17] Still having a pretty good run with it,

[07:18] though.

[07:20] Yeah, he's checking. Oh my god.

[07:28] He went for the head shot. He wasn't

[07:30] looking under the under the arm. He

[07:32] wasn't checking the fins.

[07:34] Rookie mistake. You got to check the

[07:36] fins.

[07:38] I'm [ __ ] Chucky Finster over here,

[07:40] man. I'm deep in there.

[07:50] Nice.

[07:52] Uhoh.

[07:54] Oh no. Still didn't.

[07:58] Oh, he he must see. Maybe not. Oh, he

[08:03] sees. No, bro. I'm built different.

[08:14] Oh yeah. See what' I tell you? What did

[08:16] I tell you?

[08:22] Like you actually can't see me here.

[08:25] They were all up in my [ __ ] dude. Oh.

[08:29] Oh, I thought he saw me.

[08:32] I thought he got me with that drive by

[08:34] vision.

[08:38] Nice. Outsmarted.

[08:42] Right now they're all in THEIR DISCORD

[08:44] GOING, "AH, I'VE NEVER SEEN A SPOT that

[08:46] good." Yeah.

[08:52] No way. They kicked me, right?

[08:56] We were having so much fun together.

[08:58] Now, this shadow strategy is one that I

[09:01] think is extremely effective in pub

[09:04] lobbies where I feel like a lot of

[09:06] people lack object permanence and

[09:08] probably can't even recite their ABCs.

[09:11] Doesn't matter, though. It works super

[09:13] well there. Now, I've tried texturing,

[09:16] as you saw in that first clip. I'm not

[09:18] great at it, and I'm not going to lie to

[09:20] you. I've even considered getting a

[09:22] [ __ ] whackom tablet to like actually

[09:25] do like a proper brush strokes to get

[09:28] better at Mecha Chameleon because I

[09:30] heard that it it can work with that. And

[09:33] you know, if I'm going to make it into

[09:34] the esports circuit for Mecha Chameleon,

[09:37] I'm going to need the proper tools. You

[09:38] know, even Da Vinci, like he couldn't

[09:42] just do everything with just these. He

[09:44] still needed some instruments. You know,

[09:46] I can't paint a masterpiece without the

[09:47] paint. So, I've been thinking about it.

[09:49] haven't decided if I'm gonna pull the

[09:50] trigger or not on it, but for pub

[09:53] lobbies, I don't even really need to

[09:54] worry about all of like the texturing or

[09:56] anything like that. The shadow strategy

[09:59] in some really great spots is all you

[10:02] need. My signature hiding spot and one

[10:05] that I pioneered back when I was playing

[10:07] with my friends on day one is the

[10:09] horsecock strategy. Let's look for a

[10:11] cool spot. This is the big map. I wonder

[10:14] if I could horsecock it again.

[10:18] I bet you I have to try a pub lobby.

[10:21] Horsecock.

[10:24] I think this is the This is the one that

[10:26] I revolutionized in our lobbies.

[10:32] This forbidden tech.

[10:36] Just got to get the right orientation.

[10:42] Come on, man.

[10:48] Nope. Nope. Nope.

[10:54] [ __ ] I shouldn't have I shouldn't have

[10:55] flipped that.

[10:58] There we go. That's what I'm looking for

[11:00] right there. Perfect.

[11:07] We've got it. We've got to give it a

[11:09] try.

[11:16] Uh, no. It's got to be this one.

[11:21] Okay.

[11:22] Oh, that might not be dark enough. I

[11:24] think I'm cooked. I I don't think I got

[11:26] the right color match that I needed.

[11:48] Bro, that's not what I'm trying to color

[11:49] match. Oh, I'm so [ __ ]

[11:53] Oh my god, I'm so cooked.

[12:05] I panicked.

[12:08] Oh my god, that's so cringe. it. That's

[12:10] not what I wanted to color match at all.

[12:17] Holy [ __ ] He went by. He Okay, he went

[12:19] by. I have time. I have time to fix.

[12:26] Okay. Okay.

[12:36] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ]

[12:41] Oh [ __ ] he's right in front of me. Oh

[12:44] [ __ ] bro. The horsecock strat actually

[12:47] goated.

[12:53] That wasn't me.

[13:07] Okay.

[13:09] All right, [ __ ] it. I I don't know if

[13:11] you can hear me or not. I still haven't

[13:12] fully figured that out.

[13:15] Oh my god, bro. The horsecock strat is

[13:18] so good.

[13:24] He didn't see.

[13:27] Whoa. Built different. Actually built

[13:29] different. Bro, I'm an innovator. This

[13:32] guy's losing his marbles right now.

[13:35] He hasn't even looked anywhere else in

[13:37] this house.

[13:44] I didn't even properly color match the

[13:46] base of it. I I don't want to take any

[13:47] chances of hearing it of him hearing me

[13:49] paint.

[13:50] He looked right at Horse Stick, by the

[13:53] way, and still couldn't see me. Become I

[13:55] became the perfect penis.

[13:59] Wow.

[14:01] Wow. This poor guy. I've got I've got

[14:04] him trapped here in a ginjutsu.

[14:16] Oh my goodness gracious.

[14:21] I am farming this guy's neurons. I wish

[14:24] the other guy would stop whistling

[14:26] though. Did I?

[14:29] It's making me nervous. I wonder where

[14:31] the other guy is here. I don't think I

[14:33] can actually see the other people that

[14:35] are hiding since it's infection. I don't

[14:37] think it lets me see them. I'm so

[14:40] curious where he is here cuz he's also

[14:42] confused. Oh, we found him.

[14:46] I wonder where he was. He's somewhere

[14:47] over there.

[14:51] Oh, now I just get infinite points

[14:52] because he went AFK.

[14:56] He's

[15:00] I'm going for a a global world record

[15:02] here.

[15:06] That should give you so much info. Oh my

[15:09] god. How many people are in this room?

[15:17] I can't believe this, man. I can't

[15:19] believe this. It's such a good spot.

[15:29] Oh, he saw me.

[15:32] No,

[15:39] I think I think I cooked too hard, man.

[15:42] I think I found the perfect spot for

[15:44] this map. They have not left this

[15:46] starting room, by the way. They They

[15:48] have still not left this starting room.

[15:49] I'm the only one left here. I can tell

[15:51] by the points. They have not left this

[15:52] starting room. Okay, maybe there's

[15:54] someone else here who just whistled.

[16:01] They're just barking up the wrong tree.

[16:03] They're looking They're looking up. He

[16:05] is climbing my statue.

[16:08] Oh, he might have seen me.

[16:11] No, he did not. He's trying to do some

[16:13] [ __ ] parkour maneuvers here.

[16:21] Oh, he definitely saw.

[16:24] Oh my god. He didn't see. Holy [ __ ]

[16:29] He saw.

[16:32] He didn't. He didn't see. All right,

[16:34] they're finally moving on. They They

[16:36] said enough is enough. This guy's too

[16:38] good. This guy's the truth, man.

[16:41] I'm telling you,

[16:44] this is the strat.

[16:47] Look at all my points.

[16:50] They were all over me and couldn't find

[16:54] me.

[16:55] Now imagine if I had actually color

[16:57] matched the base properly.

[17:02] This isn't even full potential.

[17:05] Holy.

[17:13] And now they have no time to find the

[17:15] others.

[17:19] I mean, it's infection, though. That

[17:21] they'll probably be fine. Is there

[17:24] somebody else in here? Someone else is

[17:25] whistling.

[17:32] There's got to be someone else in here.

[17:34] or over here.

[17:39] But I'm quite certain I can't see others

[17:41] hiding spots with free cam cuz that

[17:43] would be cheating.

[17:55] There's still five people left.

[17:58] Four people left. We're going to have a

[18:01] whole squadron out looking for me.

[18:06] Uh oh, they're lagging now.

[18:08] Oh no. What the [ __ ] Oh, wait. There we

[18:11] go. We're back.

[18:18] Damn, it's lagging a lot now.

[18:21] I'm so excited for them to see my spot.

[18:30] Damn, they they that guy really got

[18:32] cooked by me. He spent so long in here

[18:34] looking for me, they ran out of time to

[18:37] even look for the others in the other

[18:38] rooms.

[18:40] I went bonkers in this one.

[18:45] He's back, too. Never found me. Turn

[18:47] around. Turn around, Pepe. Turn around.

[18:49] I need you to see where I am, bro.

[18:52] Pepe, look down.

[18:56] Well, admire it. Admire it.

[19:00] Yeah, that's [ __ ] right. That's

[19:03] right. You've been had to dork.

[19:08] Oh my god. I went in there with a mic

[19:10] drop. He's taking a screenshot for his

[19:12] Discord right now.

[19:17] Such a good spot. Uh, nope. We're done

[19:21] for the day. We are done for the day on

[19:23] that one. Holy [ __ ]