Last to Get Kicked: Zoom Meeting

[00:03] I mean, the other one just sort of likes to chill. BUT TRACY, can can you please mute him? >> I don't know if he's on the spectrum or [music] Yeah, [laughter] >> we snuck into Zoom meetings with

[00:18] strangers, but we have to do everything we're told. And for each thing we do, we earn one point. But if the strangers catch on, we get kicked and our turn is over. So, just like the impractical jokers, whoever has the least points

[00:30] once everyone's had a turn, we'll be doing the terrible mystery punishment. Joe, you are up first. Let's see how many points you can get before you get >> Welcome to my careers meeting. I'm Tracy and I'm your host. Nice to meet you all.

[00:44] >> By the way, guys, the strangers don't know this, but my mom is the host for [music] a living. I'm going to start with Devon. >> Yep. My name is Devon. I work for an IT services firm helping out teachers and

[00:58] other school faculty that need help with their system you do for a living? >> Hey, my name is Mo and I'm a birthday parties. >> Uh, I'm Mo and I'm a kids birthday

[01:12] >> That's fun. >> Now, grab the furry outfit we sent you >> I actually have a um >> So, this is like what I do. So, I'm I'm party to party and I just entertain. [laughter]

[01:26] >> No one's catching on yet. >> Rosa, tell us your name and what you do [music] ET Island. and start going to town. >> Right now, I'm retired, but I work

[01:41] with people with special needs. Before that, I was working with photography that, I was working with photography research.

[01:53] your name and what you do for a living. >> My name is Akma. [music] I'm independent need you going. >> I connect suppliers with some projects

[02:05] in the US. >> Can you mute your [laughter] >> He just got pressed. Yeah. No, she does not take around here. You got a

[02:18] Thank you. Let's move on to the next question. Now, we're going to do a little show and tell. Show us your go-to professional photo. Akma, could you show professional photo. Akma, could you show us your go-to professional photo?

[02:30] >> Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's really nice. Very professional. I like professional photo? >> Yeah, let me um >> You don't got no [laughter] >> I could actually show you my whole

[02:42] >> Now, set this picture I just sent you as your background. Um I'm just I'm going your background. Um I'm just I'm going to set as my background, I think. to set as my background, I think. Yep. So, this is me. Okay. [laughter]

[02:54] Yep. >> What is the registry warning? >> No, it's um it's cuz I'm filed for the LinkedIn registry [laughter] >> to uh for job applications. I am I'm I

[03:07] am looking for a new opportunity. >> I I don't think they have a registry. Are you sure that's not like a Megan's List thing? [laughter] >> Say, who's Megan? Is she having a cool party? Is Megan having a cool party?

[03:19] >> No, but it means you're a pervert, sir. [laughter] >> What does the L stand for after your name? >> It's Lester. It's Lester. It's Lester. >> That's just my last. It's just personal.

[03:31] >> Oh, you can't get it. You can't get it. >> And guys, Joe can refuse things if he won't get a point. >> Next, we're going to move on to question work with? Iris, >> the subway, MTA. Uh Devin,

[03:45] Station. >> Joe, take a screenshot of a person and >> Wait, Marcus. Marcus. He's got to do Marcus. >> Stop the whole class and tell him that your screen is glitching.

[03:59] >> Tracy, I'm really sorry. Um, is the meeting glitchy for anybody else? >> So far, it's okay. >> It showed Marcus in my background. I don't >> What are you doing? What is that doing?

[04:12] mad. of Rachel. >> All right, Marcus, what do you commute back. >> No, cut him off. Cut him off. Tracy, I

[04:25] hate to be that guy, but my my thing is lagging and now Rachel's behind me. something wrong with your meeting settings cuz now Rose is behind or uh Rachel's behind me. [laughter] >> Yo, I think you should kick him out. He

[04:37] seems to BE A PROBLEM. OH, BUT unfortunately guys, he needs the So, we got to we got to do more. >> Okay, Mo, what do you commute to work trains. >> Say I sneak on to local school buses. I

[04:52] just sneak onto the local school bus. So, I have this bus pass I found and I school buses >> like on a kids bus. [laughter] public transportation for New York City so I can make sure you're not on any

[05:05] buses you're supposed to be on. That's why he got a restricted thing on his >> Oh my god. >> Oh, they saying kick him out. >> Little kids on the bus and he's got a restricted thing on his cool bus drivers

[05:19] >> Yo, he's getting sus out hard. >> Okay, great. What was the craziest thing right, Alina, >> I got a a marriage proposal from a total >> Oh my gosh. >> All right, Joe, get the can of whipped

[05:35] cream we ordered for you. put it at your mouth and hold the trigger until we say >> Rosa, what is the craziest thing that has ever happened at your work? >> Well, I was attacked in my job because I was working with people have a special

[05:49] was working with people have a special [laughter] >> Yo, Joe, we never told you to stop. Keep going. We didn't say stop. thing that has ever happened at your work?

[06:03] >> Oh, wow. Keep going, [laughter] Keep going, [laughter] >> dude. Look at look at Deon.

[06:15] your your fingers. >> Oh my goodness. That is crazy. All right, did everyone have a chance to go? Mo, did you go? [laughter] >> This is insane.

[06:29] >> All right, activity time. Show us your work outfit or uniform. Rachel, show us your work outfit or uniform. >> Um, yeah. So, this is the scrub top. I don't know if you can see it. >> We set up a really cool outfit for you

[06:44] >> Yes. >> Can I go and change into mine? >> Can I go and change into mine? >> Sure. Yeah. Okay. [laughter] outfit or uniform? >> Oh, something like a professional top,

[06:59] >> Okay, perfect. >> Where's Joe, bro? Oh [laughter] my. What the is that? >> Oh, Mo, you're back. Could you show us entertainer, Joe. >> So, I'm a I'm a birthday party

[07:12] entertainer for context. So, [laughter] this is this is my whole thing. >> I love it. [laughter] >> This looks great. >> What kind of kids ask for this character

[07:27] >> Has anyone here seen Madagascar? >> Yeah, the cartoon. >> Yeah, the movie. I'm not King Julian. I don't even [laughter] have your kids >> He's back battling out of this perfectly. King Julian is on

[07:39] >> Marcus has questions. >> My sters. [laughter] >> Now say, watch this and then jump behind you on that slip and slide. >> This is a combo trick. >> If you can give me 20 seconds here. It's

[07:53] >> Marcus, >> now don't roll up the slip and slide. >> He is such an interesting character. Oh my [laughter] god. >> Put some water on it. >> And no shame.

[08:08] >> And no shame. >> Is that a slip and slide? [laughter] >> Wait, Marcus, you missed it. >> It's like a slip and slide. Sort of like

[08:21] >> It's like a slip and slide. Sort of like >> It's not a slip and slide. [laughter] >> Oh, you didn't see it? Let me Let me show you. Marcus, >> Maybe show him again. >> Show him again. Okay. Why charge for

[08:36] this usually? But >> we're not being pranked, are we? Like, is he like [laughter]

[08:49] outfit. >> Well, thanks for the demonstration. >> one more. >> No. [laughter]

[09:04] >> Oh my god, this is not okay. >> Mo, do you always practice in your >> Sorry. Did you say one more? [laughter] >> No, no, no, no. I

[09:17] This has to be a prank. I refuse to believe this is serious. >> And no, this is like Yeah, this is something [laughter] >> we're all going to be on Mo's YouTube channel later. Guaranteed.

[09:36] >> bro. THEY GOT YOUR ASS. LET'S GO. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I think Mo might be a >> No worries. We good. >> His ass out. >> Hi, Mo. Nice knowing you. If you guys

[09:48] party, just [laughter] shoot me a message. >> You, too. You, too. I wish I knew you in real life.

[10:00] >> Oh my god. What is >> Hey guys, it's Mo Lester, the kids takes the school bus. That takes the >> Joe, how you doing, man? Are you feeling good, though?

[10:12] >> Dude, I'm in a soaking wet. What the is this? [laughter] >> I woulding hope so. Yeah. >> All right. Joe racked up 12 points at his meeting before getting kicked. But next up is Justin, and he'll be

[10:27] infiltrating a pet lover's meeting. So, we'll have to see if he can do better >> Hi, everyone. Hi. >> Hello. >> Hey, can you guys hear me? Oh my god, look at the drum set behind Justin. You

[10:40] >> This is going to end bad mad, dude. >> Welcome to my pet owners meeting. I'm Tracy, the meeting host. Tell us your name and what pets you have. Maria, pets you have? >> Hi, I'm Maria. Um, I have a chiweeni and

[10:54] his name is S. >> Oh, how cute. All right, James. >> Justin, when this guy shows his pet, put on a baby voice and say, "Who's your [music] >> She's cute.

[11:07] >> A Who's a good boy? [laughter] >> Oh, he's so cute. Who's a good boy? >> Don't stop baby talking until we say >> Chihuahua, too. Oh my goodness. He's [laughter] adorable. Cute. Keep it going. Keep it going. Oh, I like how he

[11:21] dude. He did not like that. >> Moving right along now. What's a trick >> she can shake. >> A, that's so cute. Justin, what's a >> Um, anything I put peanut butter on, my dog will lick.

[11:35] >> Anything I put peanut butter on, Yeah. >> my dog will lick it. [laughter] >> And when I say anything, I mean anything. And then wink. And when I mean anything, I mean like literally anything.

[11:48] >> The wink. Holy No. He's insane. HE pet can do? >> We live in San Diego, so we go we go to want you to grab the blender we sent you and put it on your desk.

[12:04] right, Justin, put some berries in there. They're like, "What is going on?" >> Oh god. Yeah. Put the milk in. You got to hurry this up before someone sees it. >> A cat and we had a litter puppy pant

[12:19] macros. >> All right, Ammania, what's a trick your >> He loves my dad. >> I'm going to get my macros in real >> I'm going to get my macros in real quick.

[12:36] >> Yo. [laughter] >> Oh my god. trick your pet can do? >> She knows the names of her toys. >> Justin, keep it going. Bring that back. >> One more. Didn't really go all the way.

[12:50] >> One more. Didn't really go all the way. [laughter] >> You got to put us on mute, dude. >> Oh. Oh, I was unmuted. Oh, I was muted. Oh my good. I'm so sorry. >> Good Justin. That was insane.

[13:04] >> Okay, moving right along here. Now, we're going to do a show and tell. Show us your pet's favorite toy. Ashley, show us your pet's favorite toy. >> Oh my god. My dog's favorite toy, too. All right, Justin, why don't you show us

[13:17] your pet's favorite toy? >> Justin, show off your squeaky toy. >> Now, put it in your mouth and start going to town. I'll do like a little >> you got the corgis attention. >> Look at all the dogs. [laughter]

[13:38] >> Can't really Oh, the dogs are looking. Oh [laughter] they're all >> Yo, that's insane. Just keep going, Justin. Keep going. Keep going.

[13:50] >> All right, Ammania, [laughter] show us your pet's favorite toy. Don't go >> Just kind of like like a calming thing for him at this point, head, bro. There's [laughter] like a there's like a lobe missing. That's what

[14:02] >> Um spirit toy. It's You see it? >> Yeah. box to [laughter] >> Yeah. box to [laughter] >> so hard to watch know his favorite toy. >> Yeah, he would like lay down and get [laughter] on it. So,

[14:15] >> I already said anything about this, bro. >> Jill, show us your pet's favorite toy. >> Okay, it's it's time for the microwave. >> This is ring a ding ding. Set it up right next to you, please. >> Bug. It's been a turtle. It's been all

[14:28] sorts of things. So, I don't know if you can see her, but [laughter] >> putting the mic. Okay, we're going on to question number four. What do you feed feed your pet? >> Uh, blue buffalo and then peanut butter

[14:43] for like snacks. >> Now throw that popcorn in. >> Instruction, you can't mute for this one. [laughter] >> This is insane. >> Uh, James, what do you feed your pet?

[14:55] >> Yeah, we uh usually feed them [laughter] the uh farmer's dog. Uh, yeah. Yeah. And then they have a bowl of dry food that they keep a little bit in there. >> Start banging on it >> whenever they want. Yeah.

[15:07] can. >> Okay. George, what do you feed your pet? >> Okay. George, what do you feed your pet? [laughter]

[15:21] >> No, the pave is going to be insane. the gravy, not the pancakes. It's moving. You making your dog's food? >> He's using the microwave. [laughter]

[15:37] >> Popcorn. >> Oh, popcorn. Okay. All right. [laughter] >> Um, organic peppers. Mix it all up and then we'll vary another day. Maybe we'll

[15:51] put in a scoop of peanut butter. We always put some kind of protein in there. >> Shake it in the mic. [laughter]

[16:04] >> Please, Justin, you got to sus. >> Yeah. Jill, what do you feed your pet? >> Can you just start shuffling the popcorn in front of the mic?

[16:17] >> Justin, there's a little button called mute on your on your screen. Say you're >> My bad. I'm just cool. I'm just cooling it down with >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> Oh my god. Margaret is pissed.

[16:30] >> Can you mute yourself? You don't mind eating your whole meal. [laughter] >> I'm sorry, guys. >> I'm sorry. Well, I feed my dog. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now.

[16:44] Justin, it is very rude to keep [laughter] interrupting people with your food choices. Please mute yourself and let Oh my god, it's unmuted. No, I sorry. >> Tracy, you're the host. You can mute

[16:56] >> Oh, I see. >> Oh, okay. >> You go to his his picture and then you There's a little couple little dots. >> Thank you. >> Thank you, Mar. Um

[17:09] >> Justin, what do you feed your pet? >> Usually I just feed him kibble. >> Um, usually I just feed him kibble. But I do have a special treat for when he's though when he's a good boy. >> Now pull out that peanut butter jar.

[17:29] >> Oh my god. >> I like how you perfectly scoop it out >> Say that's not a scoop. Wink. >> Yeah, it's it's not a scoop.

[17:41] >> Wink it. Wink it. Wink it. Wink it. >> Okay. All right. Well, thank you. >> All right. Moving right along. How do you exercise your pet every day? Ashley, >> Uh, we play ball. >> Okay, George, how do you exercise your

[17:55] >> Justin, your smoothie isn't done. I think we need to start blending again. think we need to start blending again. >> He either run, >> it's not having Oh my gosh. [laughter]

[18:12] >> Justin's having seconds, I guess. >> Oh my gosh. I don't understand why he's >> Maybe he doesn't have a kitchen. >> Keep edging it. Edge it. Edge it.

[18:24] Edge it. >> Yeah. >> Just wait. >> Longer. >> All right, Dustin. You're giving it away. You're looking straight at them.

[18:36] popcorn, and all of this >> I don't know, dude. This guy's going the [laughter] Justin, how do you exercise your pet >> I actually have a unique way of playing with my dog.

[18:49] playing with my dog. Put on that realistic dog mask. Now, >> it's a little bit different way. Here, maybe I'll show you guys. Let me just maybe I'll show you guys. Let me just [laughter]

[19:04] >> Oh, so he socialized him. >> Now get on all fours and show the class what I do with the mask. >> Oh my god, this mask is insane. Okay. >> Through the drum set. [laughter] The drum set.

[19:19] >> Oh my god. Dude, >> Jill does not like that. Uh, she's >> Wow. I guess that's a really interesting way to socialize [laughter] your pet. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Why is he on the bed?

[19:33] >> Why is he on the bed? >> Oh, take a [laughter] Look at his face. >> Find that guy, Tracy. This guy's invincible. >> No, he's really invincible. He's not

[19:45] crap. >> Well, that dog has its hands full. >> Oh, his hands are full, let me tell you. His hands. >> Oh, [laughter] you just laugh.

[19:57] >> And his mouth. >> And his mouth. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> How is no one sussing this? No. You know what? You know what we should do? drum set, bro. Justin, remember that drum set

[20:10] we made you set up? Walk over to it and rip the best drum solo known to man. >> All right, Margaret, did you share? How do you exercise your pet every day? know, one of the cats is indoor outdoors, so she's going coming going

[20:23] coming. And we live near a park, so >> but yeah, they they they know what time like in the evening they'll know if we're putting on our sneakers. >> [music] >> So Tracy, can can you please mute him?

[20:39] [laughter] We need to cut him out. Sometimes there's something wrong with him. I don't know if he's on the spectrum or don't know if he's on the spectrum or [laughter]

[20:54] >> I can't figure out how to mute him. Okay. >> Yeah. [laughter] There's three little dots and you click on here. There's no dots. >> There are You have to It just

[21:08] corner. >> Yeah. [laughter] You see the blue square? if he's on the spectrum or >> You can also remove someone from a

[21:21] with him. >> We need to remove him. >> He's done. Jill has to kick him. Margaret has to kick him. He'sing done. >> He's been making sexual innuendos the whole time. And how you haven't caught

[21:33] whole time. And how you haven't caught that? >> yeah, >> wait, you guys didn't like it, >> Justin. Bye-bye. >> You didn't like Bye-bye.

[21:45] >> NO, THANK YOU. >> Yo, that was nuts. >> That was the funniest in the world. >> Well, thank you for appreciate it. I'm new to this. It's

[21:58] okay. But yeah, that's really that that feature is really good cuz you're the host. So the host can control things. It can can >> Oh my god, Tracy herself.

[22:11] >> Okay. >> That was the best meeting ever. teach me how to mute and I'm like, "No, mine doesn't have that blue square." And next time you're doing this, you can hit the thing." And and so I hit it and I

[22:25] said something like, "Yeah, he's got scones. He's got something going on up were like screaming at Tracy to mute it. THEINGING SPECTRUM. There's something wrong with this kid." Like, [laughter]

[22:38] "Mom, you are the best host at this. Like, I don't think anybody could do actually so good at this. >> Justin scored 12 points at his meeting somehow. Meaning him and Joe are both tied for the punishment. I'm up next and

[22:51] I'm going into a life choices meeting. So, let me lock in. >> He is cooked. >> Welcome to my everyday life meeting. >> I'm Dean.

[23:04] >> Cool. All right. >> Yeah, I'm Willie. I would say electric. >> All right, >> your new name is Mac, and the perfect word to describe you is fertile. >> McCain. My name is Mac and uh one word

[23:19] >> McCain. My name is Mac and uh one word to describe myself is fertile. >> Okay. >> What's so fun? It just made me giggle. Sorry. >> Yeah, it's all good. Yeah.

[23:31] >> Okay. Mary, would you like to introduce yourself and tell us one word that describes you best? >> Uh my name is Mary and I would say uh your dad. >> Congratulations. [laughter] Tell us one

[23:43] word that would describe [snorts] you best. Hello, my name is Pamela and I probably would say personally. >> Holy Wy's got a full setup. Okay, now turn it on and start cooking up some eggs. [laughter]

[23:55] >> insane. >> 10 of them. Copyrighted [laughter] >> No, they don't see it. >> Okay. Uh Michelle, could you introduce in the pan? >> Sure. My name is Michelle. Each time I

[24:11] was going to use that was taken. So I would say reliable. Oh >> The word that I would use to describe myself is amazing because I

[24:26] >> Look at Lisa. Lisa's looking. >> All right. Thanks everyone. That was said anything. >> All right. What is your favorite hobby? >> All right. What is your favorite hobby? Mac, what is your favorite hobby?

[24:39] Mac. >> Oh, snap. Um, can you come back to me on >> Yeah, no problem. All right, Phyllis, what is your favorite? >> Oh my god. Wait, it's like burning now. >> Does that say cooking or anything to do

[24:51] >> Oh, you should hang out with Mac. He apparently likes to be a cooking. >> Dude, I think the eggs are Ash. >> I don't think they're edible. [laughter] >> I don't think they're edible. [laughter] >> All right.

[25:07] >> I got you. I got you. I'm so sorry. >> All right. >> I thought I was muted. >> All right. Great job. You You got some >> Wait till later, you know. Yeah. >> Okay. KW What is your favorite

[25:21] >> Just call me Kevin cuz you it sounds a little dirty. But anyway, [laughter] my little dirty. But anyway, [laughter] my favorite my favorite hobby is playing is perfect. With a violin. Kane, this is actually the perfect time for you to

[25:34] [laughter] >> Can you uh can you go grab that for me? we say >> songs and I'm ready to copyright them and >> that's awesome. Okay. And

[25:47] hobby? >> Wait, wait for this guy to start talking and then just rip it again. >> I enjoy cooking and I got into that. Um >> you need to [laughter] get back out of the group. He's being ridiculous.

[26:02] Oh no. See, she's catching on. Min, you earned a point. You're good. You're done >> What is your weirdest habit? >> Uh, I love finding fourleaf clovers. >> I like to stay awake very late, like almost when the sun's coming.

[26:16] people in Zoom meetings. >> All right, Matt. >> My weirdest habit is like uh is like falling in love with people in Zoom >> Okay, [laughter] >> now tell Tracy she looks sexy.

[26:29] >> now tell Tracy she looks sexy. >> Oh. [laughter] >> Okay, Lissa, what is your weirdest habit? to >> May starting now. You have 2 minutes.

[26:42] >> Satisfying cuz then they can understand it and it won't be bothering you. don't. >> I actually had to like rewind 10 times cuz the TV show I was watching said the word C. Have you guys ever heard that

[26:55] >> C U H? No, I'm serious. >> Referring to somebody's cousin. Have you talking about? What what's what's the word? What's the word? word? What's the word? >> Like [laughter]

[27:09] >> How the did that work? >> Michelle's laughing on Netflix. guy said cut. I was like, wait, what does that mean? [laughter] cousin. >> Thank you. Thank you, Phyllis.

[27:22] >> But I was just curious if everybody else knew what it was. You guys are more hip than me and I feel like I'm never heard it. You never heard either. >> Try it. C. [laughter] C. Yeah. You got the whole meeting to

[27:36] been saying cuck and you were unmising them. >> No, it's a I had the subtitles on. >> What the? [laughter] >> Not a cuck. >> Um. Oh, I'm not calling you one.

[27:48] >> It's time to up it, Justin. >> It's time to up the show. this as his background or No. >> That in. [laughter] >> You got to send it. Look, I think you see it.

[28:02] >> He already sees it. I sent you a picture. [laughter] point. >> So many microplastics and heavy in them >> So many microplastics and heavy in them that they do into it.

[28:15] >> Oh my god. Weird. >> Swipe in the morning. >> Yellow. Something's wrong. Something's wrong with your background. wrong with my background. >> Okay. Hey, Mac. Nothing's wrong with

[28:28] intentionally. >> I'm serious. >> No, [laughter] she did it to me. >> You're not. is your main goal in life, Daniel? What is your main goal in life?

[28:43] travel. >> My main goal is to work as a >> Oh, that's sick. [laughter] >> That's awesome. Mac, what is your main >> That's beautiful, Mac. Yo, Arlene was not expecting that. [laughter]

[28:58] >> She was not expecting a whole Sebastian. >> All right, Jonathan, what is your main >> For me, I want to retire early. >> Kane, I just sent you a fake ringtone. I pretend like you're getting a call and then hang it up nervously.

[29:11] >> Oh, holy >> My son is about to go to college. So, >> yo, your phone is ringing. >> Yo, your phone is ringing. you hear me? >> Yo, what's up? Once I get that

[29:25] >> I'll be done soon. >> Holy PR disaster, guys. I didn't mean didn't even realize. [laughter] Holy saying that in the ringtone, >> dude. Jonathan is like,

[29:38] >> Hey, tell him to play it one more time. No, we can't. [laughter] We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. >> My main goal is exercise more patience. >> Well, you seem to be doing a really good job here. [laughter]

[29:51] have? Phyllis, what is the most sentimental thing you have? >> Um, my mom is mixing bowls. >> Oh, that's awesome. Gary, what is the >> Oh, it's a picture of my kids when they were little and it gave me back.

[30:05] most sentimental item you have? >> Your most sentimental item is the urn we get her. >> My most sentimental item is grandma. was your everything. >> I miss her so much. shoes, my everything

[30:20] that hole. >> That's very sweet. [laughter] >> That's very sweet. [laughter] >> No, this is ridiculous. >> Oh [laughter] I know you're grieving, but if you want one more point

[30:36] bring out the leaf blower. We got you. >> Blow granny away. Blow her away. >> These are my um scholarship medals from my school that I just graduated.

[30:53] Do we have a text? Is there any way that we can mute? I can't hear anything. him, right? Can you mute? >> Okay, keep going. Do the second wave of >> Okay, keep going. Do the second wave of it.

[31:14] >> I feel like this is an episode of punk. He's what's called a zoom bomber. >> I think we're gonna have to kick him. This isn't working out. >> Okay. Sorry about that, everyone. >> McKay, real quick. If you want one more

[31:28] phone while you're in the shower. >> I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. >> Yeah, that thing is super cool. >> Is he naked? [laughter] >> I'm not wearing it right now, but this man is in the shower. Can you get him?

[31:43] man is in the shower. Can you get him? [laughter] >> I want the 40 bucks. [laughter] >> Okay, this is not real. >> You already [laughter]

[32:03] >> Here we go. [laughter] Perfect. It was hilarious, >> He even made the lady laugh. That was pissed at him. participating. You're a wonderful group of people. Thank you.

[32:16] on the with the show. >> Yo, your phone is ringing. >> Can you hear me? Your phone is ringing. >> Can you hear me? Your phone is ringing. >> I want that ringtone on my phone.

[32:29] >> I think it's exclusive. >> Tracy, I'll make one for you. [laughter] >> I got 11 points in my meeting and now I'm on the chopping block to lose. But it all comes down to JD's parenting meeting. So, we'll have to see if he

[32:42] hardest meeting of them all. >> Hello. Nice to meet you. >> How long do you guys think he's going to dude. >> Welcome to my parenting meeting. What is

[32:56] your child's favorite toy? Ahmed, what is your kid's favorite toy? >> This little very loud dinosaur. >> It's a elephant. >> I love it. Maria, >> I am going to share a picture. When

[33:09] chant with her name. >> So, she loves having her >> Maria. That's so Maria. Maria. Come on, class. Maria.

[33:22] Maria. [laughter] >> A toy that I used to play with. The Cabbage Patch is really

[33:38] did it. You did it. That's a point. >> JD, what is your child's favorite toy? >> My kid doesn't have toys. >> He needs to learn discipline. learn discipline. >> That's why I got him this. And pull out

[33:52] the machete we sent you. >> That's why I got him this a machete. You [laughter] >> you can use this in different ways. >> Oh my god, it's dead silent. >> Well, thank you for sharing. That's

[34:06] D. >> Lisa, what's your child's favorite? animal. >> A horse? How do you even make a horse, favorite toy? >> She likes these Fisher Price toys. Can

[34:21] >> Jay, make me a horse. >> No, they they are educational. old. >> Look at his face. >> My little remote. My little remote. >> Is anyone noticing?

[34:34] >> Is anyone noticing? >> One, two, three. >> Oh my god. >> I really need him to let some air out right now. >> Always complaining in the house.

[34:46] >> Oh my god, this is so bad. >> I'm getting social anxiety watching >> Hurry up with my horse. >> No one saying anything. take my horse [laughter] feed as you go. >> Thank you all for sharing. That's

[34:58] wonderful. Show us your child's favorite outfit. Alysia, [music] can you show us juicy. It's a juicy. Gorgeous. I love child's [music] favorite outfit? >> Kind of like this.

[35:10] >> Jay, I want you to start chiming in, but first take a big bite of food and talk you get, >> Eric? Show us your child's favorite >> Who the is that? >> Take a take a big bite. [laughter]

[35:24] >> She thinks she goes to anything that shows her stomach. [laughter] >> Too loud. Too loud. Too loud. Don't say >> Yeah. [laughter] >> JD agrees with you.

[35:38] >> They got the belly but I was out of town. They knew what they were. >> Dude, how much did he fill his mouth with? with? [laughter]

[35:57] show us your >> get pissed off, bro? completed that, bro. >> Holy Good job, J. >> How was no one sussing you, bro? >> All right, [music] JD, are you ready to

[36:09] >> So, >> my kid was begging for this shirt. begging and egging on me. >> Now, grab the shirt we sent you and show >> So, I got him I got uh him this,

[36:22] >> Oh my god. He's done. >> So you want to be a cool dad with it? got [laughter] >> He's done. >> All right, on to the next. What career do you hope your child grows up to do?

[36:35] grows up to do? [music] >> My son is in college for cyber security. >> Until we tell you not to, I want you to say everything in a baby voice from now >> Yeah. >> Amen. What career do you hope your child

[36:50] ideally. >> Something in healthare you say? >> Even a scientist. >> Oh, he gonna be in healthare. You say >> Oh, dude. I can't dude. >> Oh my god. That is so great.

[37:04] right? >> This is what he said. [clears throat] Where do you hope your child goes up to do? expectations. I just hope she finds something that she's passionate about

[37:18] he wants to do. [laughter] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. I got to leave. I >> Oh my god. Oh my god. I got to leave. I got to leave. I can't watch this. >> How does no one even care? >> Okay, Melissa, what career do you hope

[37:31] your child grows up to do? >> My two middle boys, my AMI 10. we sent you? Turn up your mic all the way and just start assembling that >> Yeah. Max volume. My older one, IT'S

[37:43] >> Yeah. Max volume. My older one, IT'S >> REALLY NOT NOT INTERESTING. I DON'T I wouldn't know yet what to >> Oh, that's awesome. still? >> Oh, he doesn't have his headphones on.

[37:56] >> Tracy, did you say something? >> It's very distracting when you a baby gay from um I have someone coming >> Lisa's trying to talk. >> Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm super sorry

[38:08] >> That's okay. She said that's okay. >> How is he getting away with this? >> He's getting away with everything. >> JD, what career do you hope your child >> I hope my kid grows up to take over the family business.

[38:20] business. Honestly, that's >> Let me show you guys. Let me show you sent you. >> I don't see anything. [laughter] >> Wait, I'm right. Can you see? >> Oh my god.

[38:32] >> Oh my god. >> So, I want my kid to take over so you be ready. [laughter] You know, >> Alicia is not having it. Wait, JD. So, >> right? >> There we go. There we go. You just got

[38:44] >> There we go. There we go. You just got [laughter] it. I will figure out a young >> This feels like a social experiment because would you do? Like if someone's going to call it out and I'm calling it out right

[38:56] >> I actually find that really offensive that you think This is [laughter] >> I I find that offensive honestly. >> Don't forget when they ask you to get kicked, you're done. Okay. CRO, did you

[39:09] hope your child grows up to do? >> I agree with some of the people. >> J, do you have that uh beard trimmer on you that we got for you? [laughter] does not want to do this. Start lining yourself up.

[39:25] nice. >> No, this is too long. >> I'm sorry to be rude. We can't hear. >> Oh, I'm super sorry. I was muted. you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. >> I'll mute. I'm sorry. I'll mute.

[39:39] >> And then you're going to unmute like 10 seconds from now. [laughter] >> He's a mechanic. [clears throat] >> You know, if you go [laughter]

[39:53] >> J, >> oh my gosh. I'm I'm sorry. What's going >> Tracy, can you get some of the situation because catching on? >> He's oning thin ice. If you could just behave in a respectable manner towards

[40:07] >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Jay's clearing through these points. I'm >> JD doesn't want that punishment, dude. >> Describe your parenting style in one word. Don, could you start with describing your parenting style in one

[40:19] >> I would say um intentional. >> The one word I would use for myself is in one word. >> In one word. Um >> Violent. I'll say violent. >> All right. Good luck, Jay. Um,

[40:34] >> oh my god. Yo, Maria just rolled the craziest eyes. know, cuz I used to get in trouble a lot. My dad was violent towards me. So, I used that same trauma and I put it on my kid. And he ended up just like me,

[40:47] man. So, it's working over here. >> He just said, "Put my trauma on my >> Wow. [laughter] >> I feel like y'all would agree on my >> Uh-uh. >> Uh-uh.

[41:00] >> Us black people do not agree. I definitely don't agree with that. >> I just wanted to say uh you forgot to ask me about my child. >> It's okay. It's so much distraction. Definitely not your fault. U my youngest

[41:13] >> JD, put the electric shaver on right now. Electric shaver now. Get it going. respect that. >> He's being smart. If he brings up the >> Thank you for sharing that. Did you want to also describe your parenting style in

[41:28] one word? Um, now that I'm getting older, I find myself being very relaxed. "Honestly, your parenting style is pretty soft." to. You don't have to.

[41:40] >> Oh my god. >> No, I can't watch this. >> Everyone has their own beliefs. >> I can't watch this. I can't watch this. >> Oh, that's so up, dude. Zach's too nice, bro. He didn't even press him back.

[41:53] really [laughter] hard. >> So important to have a support system as >> Gnarly to navigate the big world, especially today. It's pretty crazy out one word? >> I kind of combine two words is

[42:07] >> Jay, you know that uh paper shredder you uh set up? [laughter] >> The office is busy today and we need you to shred some paper. parenting style in Walmart? >> I would say different. Different than

[42:23] the way I was raised. >> Nice. Okay, dating. Okay, here [laughter] JD, you need to put the mute button on when >> That is the loudest thing I've ever heard in a Zoom meeting. [laughter]

[42:36] >> J, don't put your dreads in the describe one. One word. one. One word. >> Don't put your [laughter] As why the question here,

[42:50] JD. >> Oh my gosh. Why does it keep on unmuting [laughter] as a host. >> Why don't they kick him? >> Why don't they say kick? >> All right, Roman, could you describe

[43:02] >> All right, Roman, could you describe your parenting style in one word? >> dude, Zach's getting here. Maybe we could do this later.

[43:15] >> What's the wildest thing your child has ever done in public? Ahmed, what is the in public? Uh, she took a look at the ice cream, made a face, and said, "This >> That's so funny. All right, Angela, what is the wildest thing your child has ever

[43:30] at the waitress and she said, "What the hell?" But she was only like three, you >> yeah. Grab that drill we got you, dog. No, you can't do that back to back. >> Maria, what's the wildest thing your child has ever said in public?

[43:47] >> I'm not speaking while that's going on. >> You're muted. >> Is this real? Is this Are this a real Zoom, y'all? I'm sorry. No disrespect, >> I'm sorry, guys. It's just I got a lot going on right now,

[44:03] child's been >> start [laughter] point, dude? You went this far. Happy to be on [laughter] a paper receptionist. >> I can't. >> Okay,

[44:18] >> JD, please stop. >> This is getting so bad. [laughter] >> Okay, JD, what is the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? >> Say you took your kid to Chuck-E-Cheese. >> I took my kid to Chuck-E-Cheese one time

[44:30] >> and uh he just randomly said, "Daddy, when are we some hoes?" >> It was like It was I was honestly shocking to But he's like, "Daddy, when "What?" I was >> exactly. [laughter]

[44:47] [music] >> He said, "Grandma, you got a mustache." until it's dead silent. >> Oh my god. [laughter]

[45:04] >> That was not That was not funny at all. [laughter] >> That's up. >> Look at Zach's face right now, bro. >> Well, thank you guys. That was Those are fun. I love that question. What's a

[45:18] parenting rule you think is totally overrated? Maria, what's a parenting >> Can you go put that baby costume on we sent you and come back? [laughter] >> Don, what's a parenting rule you think

[45:30] >> What is that? What the is that? Go lay on your back and cry like a baby on >> She does have >> You don't want to do it. [laughter] You >> All right. No point then. You just put on a baby outfit on for nothing. J, get

[45:42] >> I think that um >> Yeah. Cut Zack off with that shredder. All right. Ready? [laughter] Go. Go. JD. >> You know, I think that um >> the rod spoil your child. >> Oh my god.

[45:55] >> JD, >> wait. I'm I'm not muted. >> Okay, [laughter] Sierra. >> J, do it again. >> Gentle parenting. Don't tell me JD. Sorry JD.

[46:13] something here, man? Dang. What's up with that, man? >> I'm sorry, Sar. Would you have to continue? she laughing your face. >> Terrence, I'm sorry, but do you guys

[46:27] in the chat? Like you're trying to kick me out. >> We are glad you can't see. >> No, that's that's connection is not even working. I can't hear you. So, you can slow down.

[46:39] group? And >> no one wants to. They don't want to. >> We all do. >> We all do. >> Zack, come on. Brother you going to do [laughter]

[46:53] >> Things like this is what make black people look bad because of you. That's bad. [laughter] >> WHAT? I MAKE BLACK people look bad. >> WHAT? I MAKE BLACK people look bad. >> You look bad. YOU ARE RIDING OUT.

[47:05] >> YOU just >> All right, I removed him. We're going to >> Consequences. >> Yeah, consequences is so important because he applies to you. >> Zach joins meeting like aing jolly elf

[47:17] >> I really [laughter] appreciate all your support. Thank you very much for coming. >> JD, do you feel bad? >> I'm not going to I felt bad, but you >> [laughter] >> Jay, the first time you turned the

[47:32] that loud. [laughter] >> All right. Well, uh, JD got 19 points in our final meeting. I officially lost and we'll be doing the terrible mystery punishment? >> Oh, what the is this?

[47:47] >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. It's a sack. We're using this had to find. >> Those are bowl balls. So I have to eat this. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. Men used

[48:01] toing fight in wars and we're sitting [music] here bitching about a bobbo. Ready for this >> Eat that E. >> It's chewy as hell. Oh my god. You can't

[48:13] actually have a feeling you're going to like it, too. Men used to fight wars. Now they just sucked it. >> Even better. >> It's It's crazy. You would love it. >> Hey, man. Well, thank you guys so much.

[48:27] >> Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much for watching another family friendly for watching another family friendly Friday and peace. Black [music] out the other night last. Baby, come around [singing] for a

[48:39] Baby, come around [singing] for a minute. Should I like that? I can never.